Author Archives: Steve

The Blackening: Must See

A new addition to my newfound enjoyment of Horror but it follows in the same foot steps as Scream and Cabin in the Woods but unlike the former, it’s good. Obviously by the cast and title, it’s turning traditional Slasher movies 90° … Continue reading

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DPS is suspended from Austin again, hopefully for good

It took a near-death incident to convince the Austin government to give DPS the final heave ho to solve the ‘cop shortage.’ During a ‘routine’ traffic stop, by Boss Hogg’s men, the suspects were pulled over for being brown as … Continue reading

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My ‘crude’ skills with Photoshop July ’23 edition

My friends Helen and Paul are in the middle of moving to a new house. Regardless of the circumstances, we all know moving is a colossal pain in the ass! It’s a huge reason why I have fought tooth and … Continue reading

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I guess someone yelled at the contractor, July ’23 edition

Yeah, if anyone tells you to jiggle the handle, ignore them but you should ask the door to turn its head and cough if it’s locked.

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Crazy Cat Lady starter set from Playmobil!

Odd, it only comes with four cats?

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1863: The US has its first military draft

It’s one of the crappy legacies of President Lincoln. With the Civil War dragging on longer than expected, mainly due to him having incompetent generals and their underestimation of the Confederacy’s resolve (still murderous terrorists, not a legitimate opposition); a … Continue reading

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World’s ugliest shoe found!

The photo above shows you what happens when a Croc has a baby with a Jelly! Not even HR Giger or Salvador Dali could nor dream of such an ugly monstrosity. In short, this is why Kanye West is one … Continue reading

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Move over Musk, Bezos and Branson, here comes competition!

Now all we need to do is put an end to all that innovation-killing safety regulation regime the Leftist gubmints impose! Otherwise, the Chai-knees will be building missile silos and Panda Expresses on the Moon!

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The Flash: Better than it should be! Worth seeing

Not sure if this is the last of the DC movies released under the flailing regime before James Gunn can right the ship. Then again, when a shit bird higher up named Zaslav is making news on how he’s gutting … Continue reading

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A nod back to The Gong Show

Couldn’t resist buying this shirt from TeePublic because it was such a joyful moment from the really weird show. Not sure who with NBC allowed The Gong Show to go on as long as it did. Anyway, when Gene hit the … Continue reading

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Austin loses yet another beloved artist to the GOP Fascists

Since we know the Republicans have been out of any good ideas after the Roosevelts, they continue to be the Hate Party by picking on transgender people, namely children. Thanks to Gov. Abbott, who is also in a wheelchair but … Continue reading

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One of Houston’s delicacies turns 100!

I had to make Jennifer and Cheyenne stop here yesterday for a late lunch! (Yeah, we are in Houston this morning but we’ll be home in a few hours.) Anyway, this local chain is best in the state for chili … Continue reading

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One billionaire asshole down, 400 to go

The verdict on the mini-sub’s fate was mostly figured out yesterday, the sub was crushed like an empty tallboy against a frat boy’s forehead. I think it was fitting that the company’s founder, Stockton Rush (could his name be any … Continue reading

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Check out my hexadecimal dice!

No these aren’t ten-siders, aka d10, they’re 16-siders, aka d16, with A-F representing the numbers 10-15! I couldn’t resist getting them from this online seller in the UK I had gone to previously for d20s which act as d10 as … Continue reading

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The overdue explanation for the June ’23 Header: Finale

Today, I conclude with the last book which I think overlapped into the school year. Even then I was a slow reader! I had numerous distractions over the Summer of 1983, namely the arcade and I did have people to … Continue reading

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