Two thousand miles for 2019!

Not everything in the soon to be smaller, more resilient Maggi Republic is bad news. Today, I succeeded in passing the 2000-mile in a year mark on the indoor bike as per my spreadsheet tracking all exercise since 2011. Pretty good I think. I’m biking over 250 miles per month and August has 11 days remaining. Honolulu, my fourth location-destination is growing closer too. If you see the progression bar, I am 89% of the way there and if all goes well, I may arrive before the month is over!

On to 4000 miles cumulative, Honolulu then Cork! Oh yeah, 2500 miles for 2019.

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So what’s with the mid-month header change?

After 20 years together and 16 years of marriage, Somara has asked to call it quits. Why? A gazillion reasons why on both sides and in some ways I was too cowardly to ask for this as my birthday present when I turned 50 last year. Matters have just festered until they hit critical mass, the story of many relationships. All the crap that has taken place over 2019 eventually became too much for Somara and I for one grew tired of her general negativity toward facing the future adversities we were up against. I will continue to go forward on fixing my teeth, enjoying my new car despite having a payment, everything! Hell, I may even find a new woman to share my life with; my therapist says the odds favor men. I’m guessing women around my age get beat out by younger women when men trade up.

Am I sad? Am I heartbroken? I used to be. Now I’m relieved and happier about her getting the hell out of my life alongside her racist parents.

I can go forward with other plans I held off, namely adopting another cat to keep Isis company when Kuroneko moves out. Getting my house (literal) in order without someone undoing all my work as per her 2005 return.  I’ve even lost some weight as I’m closer to 250! Money is going to be tight yet I think I can pull it off as there will only be low expenses for me, plus contrary to some, I do know how to cook food.

I may have to go forward with a Plan B if work goes south too. Who knows? I for one have been learning not to really care.

More as it happens. Thanks for all your support and friendship.

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Feel the radioactive slapshot of the Isotopes!

Thanks again to Geeky Jerseys, my Simpsons-based Springfield Isotopes was customized and made a reality. I think the maker has done it before but this time I was on top of it! The hardest part was picking a name and number on a show that has been around for 30 years. As the deadline loomed, I went with one of my favorite prime numbers and a joke certain fans and especially the writers would enjoy…

Unlike Futurama, I am stumped for any kind of significant number tied to either the primary, secondary or even tertiary characters like Prof. Frink! Maybe I should re-read the Simon Singh book again. The strongest candidates would be Lisa, Prof. Frink, Comic Book Guy, Martin, Database and Apu (remember, he has a master’s in computer science). OK, the other members of Springfield’s Mensa branch: Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert and generic business lady Lindsey Nagle.

Meanwhile, I did share the photos with Bill Oakley on Twitter, got a thumbs up from him and I’m glad.

When the Planet Express and HMSS arrive, I think you’ll be more impressed. The former has much stronger connections to numbers!

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Another bird collides into my car in one year

I have no idea why it happened either time. Maybe birds have a thing against the Prius. Maybe birds have a thing against me. No, Tippi Hedren wasn’t my passenger. Yet again another made a kamikaze-like dive into my car. This time it didn’t deflect near my windshield, no, the bird dove right into my car door, breaking its neck instantaneously. Yes, my car is fine while I saw the poor bird in the sideview mirror dead on Wells Branch. Regardless of which breed, I would never wish such a horrendous finale on even those annoying birds at HEB who crap on everything. A bird of prey taking a couple out as the rest flee for a field or other uninhabited location would be preferred. Hey, if a shitbird has to die, I want it to be in the name of the cycle of life, not from human encroachment.

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RIP: Kip Addotta

Kip was only a household name to fans of Dr. Demento and maybe anyone who caught the syndicated show Make Me Laugh. He first came to my attention while living in Indiacrapolis when the rock station responsible for not-funny Bob & Tom play Kip’s comedy song “Wet Dream,” which is several minutes of fish puns. Was it funny? The first couple times it was amusing. After that, the novelty had worn off. Kip did have some others and what has remained on my numerous Xmas playlists is his “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus.” Being released in the Eighties, you know how it ends.

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Dental Work #3 & #4: New fillings

The progress on repairing/rebuilding my teeth had to take a pause due to scheduling with the dentists and I forgot to mention the right side getting fillings while I was patching the “time holes” in the site.

Today though was a good, yet delightful pain, as I had the last of three or four, I don’t know, I was trying not to choke on my tongue.

Next up will be yet another cleaning, why, I have no clue but with the good news on the first with the endontics people (plus I received a partial refund), the crowns to cover up my front-teeth can begin soon.

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Harley’s first set of mpg stats are in

With the iPhone app Road Trip always takes the second fill up to be of any use when you buy a new car because I can’t remember why it doesn’t calculate the dealer’s gratis tank, doesn’t matter, the car’s computer was pretty close too.

Drum roll…

Over 57 miles per gallon!

Again, this is thanks to the current Prius now using Lithium-ion-based batteries instead of the older Nickel-metal Hydride as Vixen did. Harley’s fuel tank is about two gallons larger as well which can help average out the city-based driving I do exclusively with my car. When Vixen was my car, she only made two road trips, last year’s Brick Fiesta run to San Antonio which isn’t very far as Austin is practically merging into one giant stretch of sprawl a la I-35. The other was several years ago to Dallas for a long weekend to visit Nancy and Hoser. Vixen was younger, her batteries had a better life cycle and she kicked ass! Over 52 mpg yet oddly, the computer said the batteries only contributed to two percent of the journey in either direction.

Harley is shaping up to be the car I really wanted. Getting over 500 miles per tank! OK, the extra boost she gets from smug and farts help (wait for it).

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A like-minded fan!

Only diehards know why six is the magic number with INXS. Anyone besides me and the car’s owner in the loop?

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Booksmart: Worth seeing, actually funny

Two quick things about Booksmart, put aside the nonsense plug saying from the people behind the unfunny movies Superbad  or Sausage Party, this is actually good, clever and humorous. The other was how Olivia Wilde is a better director than actress. Admittedly, the only two pieces of her work I can quickly recall are TRON: Legacy and Cowboys & Aliens which made me call her Olivia Woode due to her stiffness on par with Natalie Portman in Star Wars. I do happily await Olivia’s next directing effort.

As for this movie, it has joined my catalog of well-done Coming-of-Age stories perfected by John Hughes. Plus I probably side with the heroines somewhat, namely in how America will continue to be run by dipshits.

Amy and Molly have been best friends since grade school and all throughout high school they busted their collective asses. They took AP classes, they studied, they earned awesome grades, etc. Their efforts were rewarded. Molly became class president and got into Yale while Amy landed a spot with Columbia. It all comes tumbling down when Molly discovers that her moron classmates were also accepted to elite universities: Yale, Stanford, Harvard (the class druggie’s fifth choice), Princeton, a six-digit job with Google (despite flunking seventh grade twice), etc. The trailer reveals this somewhat, what it left out…Molly and Amy attend a wealthy, privileged Los Angeles high school so I wasn’t surprised. With the recent money-for-placement scandal in which no über-rich Whiteys will be punished, Booksmart is a bit telling.

The film of course goes in a predictable direction, the ladies choose to make up four years of good times by going to the most popular asshole’s party. Plus Amy has the side quest of trying to get together with her crush, an adorkable tatted up, skate-rat girl named Ryan. Along the way they find out their principal moonlights as an Uber driver, their favorite teacher travels with her dress-up wardrobe in her car, they have to endure the Drama Club’s murder-mystery party, Gigi (the class druggie) shows up everywhere and people will never fail to disappoint or surprise.

What I really loved were the several breaks with reality Wilde took the story, I won’t spoil them since they’re some of the funniest bits. Those alone put it on par with my personal favorite, Weird Science. The language was realistic too. Unlike Superbad, profanity and soundbite ready ringtones or memes aren’t utilized to pad the dialog (McLovin was never funny). To me, Molly and Amy are real teenagers in any decade with some exception to Amy’s homosexuality; in previous eras it wouldn’t have existed, they’d both be brainy heterosexuals who didn’t know they were boy crazy until this one wild evening. Going forward in time, Amy’s character and tastes should be treated as, “I hope Ryan digs her too, I am rooting for her.”

Check it out. I’m already formulating a modern trilogy with Booksmart to frame Coming-of-Age in the (21st Century) Twenty-Teens:

  • Eighth Grade
  • Edge of Seventeen
  • Booksmart

I’m a bit behind the eight ball for the Aughts, so send me your suggestions because I obviously being an elder Gen X’r, I have the Eighties locked down and it would be a marathon.

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Belated birthday gift on display! Weird Al in 3-D!

Weird Al brought this old shirt back into production thanks to Stranger Things 3‘s Dustin wearing it. Quick aside, NO SPOILERS, I’m rewatching the whole show from the beginning and I don’t want to know what happened this season yet!

Kristin is a big Al fan so as soon I got the e-mail from his site, I scored this for all my fellow July birthday people who love the Weird One. I chose to go with her modeling it as well. It looks fantastic on her! This shows her kids that mom does have cool cache (or is it cachet) ad knows what is hip.

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LEGO Bill Lumbergh of Office Space

Yeah…I’m going to need you to turn in a TPS report on every little thing you do here…OK…yeah.

So it’s not “to the letter” accurate because the torso isn’t a two-tone shirt but the suspenders, coffee cup and glasses are the key to making Lumbergh. Normally LEGO doesn’t make such a torso, I scored it from a minifig seller whose bootlegs included famous movie killers: Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers and…Patrick Bateman. When I saw the suspenders, my brain clicked…Lumbergh! He may not murder people directly, just their sanity with his inane, cliché-ridden, passive-aggressive bullshit.

The perfect creation to celebrate the twentieth anniversary to a movie that nails modern life too well.

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Matt sporting a Japanese lawyer game

Another gift scored from the Classic Gaming Expo in late July. I often noticed how Matt would use the character on the shirt as his avatar in electronic forums because I recognized it from a weird game the Wii offered. In the game you could recreate the thrills and chills of trials like on TV and in movies and you’d use the Wii controller to whip your arm to tell the judge when you had an objection. Much like how the Media oversimplifies and makes court more interesting.

As for Matt, this shirt was a must buy for it is in the original Japanese that Ayako translated for me, in short, “I object!”

I don’t recommend Matt wearing this to court, especially if the case involves Japanese copyrights. With him though, I just made a “no duh!” statement given his level of education blows mine out of the water.

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Blast from TSR and my Sci-Fi past

A couple Chupacabracons ago, I scored a used copy of Knight Hawks which was the disappointing starship rules addition to Star Frontiers, TSR’s pretty weak attempt to break into Sci-Fi, again. The first two were Metamorphosis Alpha (trying to transform Expedition to the Barrier Peaks into a game) and Gamma World.

Outside the role-playing and construction aspects, Knight Hawks was a decent board game with two polities (Sathar v. Federation) duking it out through their various-sized starships. If you played the war scenario, matters favored the Federation pretty heavily since the battles were on their turf and as long as their space stations were intact, they could replace lost vessels; the Sathar had a lame 35% chance per ship.

Above is a picture somebody posted of a rare mini TSR had manufactured for the game, a Sathar heavy cruiser. Fantastic paint job (in space, color doesn’t matter much). It’s amazing how well they brought out the detail because minis were still manufactured in lead and let’s be honest, they often didn’t get much better after painting. Back when I was a teenager and college, only super diehards bothered too. No luck finding anyone who has found a way to recreate them with a 3D printer yet. I did find one posting from eight years ago warning people to be careful when buying any lead minis in mint condition; allegedly, lead breaks down very quickly (over a couple decades) so you might be buying a biohazard.

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Brick Fiesta Austin 2019! Part Two

The starring trio! Heads were hand-sculpted and not modified Simpsons which was my guess.

Lord Nibbler in his own craft

The rest of the gang. Even Zoidberg is original.

Even LEGO can’t kick Nixon around!

The Legion of Superheroes 1

Legion of Superheroes 2

Inside the Legion’s clubhouse

The Iron Giant

Return of the Xenomorph Attack!

That astronaut is dead meat.

Lucy and Unikitty off to rescue some of Benny’s friends!

This xenomorph is probably working for AT&T

Yoshi is ready to keep this one in a pool of acid.

Pizza Planet aliens are winning through neediness

Bananaman has this alien under control

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RIP Ernie Colón

Another great guy who worked in Comic Books passed away last week. I never gave his heritage any thought because he went by the Anglo version of Ernesto, ergo, he was an American like Jack “The King” Kirby (Jewish) or Carmine Infantino (Italian). It didn’t matter, I recognized his signature most frequently in Marvel Comics and the toy or Fantasy tie-ins he then did at DC in the Eighties. Ernie deserved more fame than he received though.

Thanks for all the great comic book memories dude! May many more people of all backgrounds and ethnicities follow in your footsteps, gender too. Comic Books are for everyone to enjoy!

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