RIP Penny Marshall

Penny’s second career was a delightful surprise. Through the Seventies she was a minor character on The Odd Couple and Happy Days until she got a chance to star in Laverne & Shirley. My brother loved that show when he was a kid, I grew to like it after initially hating it, probably due to him liking it. Every Tuesday night, from 7-8 PM was must-watch TV as Happy Days followed by Laverne & Shirley gave us the weekly antics of an idealized Milwaukee in the Fifties to early Sixties. Penny’s character was unusual in how she had to have a big-fat L on her clothes.

The show went downhill when the Milwaukee duo moved to LA which made little sense and the Saturday-morning cartoons were no help.

However, Penny had her more famous second act as a director and assisted Tom Hanks’ rise to stardom through Big.

For me, Penny was helpful in getting the Simpsons rolling as the babysitter bandit, Mrs. Botz in the reworked pilot.

Thanks Penny, you and your brother Gary did a lot for TV and movies and I wrote about you both in contributing to Italian contributions to the world.

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RIP Evelyn Berezin

Of all the people I’m writing about lately, Evelyn has had the greatest and most lasting impression or effect on me. She is credited with inventing Word Processing!

Unless you didn’t know, my father got into Data Processing (an offshoot of Computer Science) back in the Seventies. As a kid, computers were amusing and they played some cool games but they weren’t practical to the average person, including the personal computers which started to appear by decade’s end. Then I became rather anti-computer in the Eighties. There were a couple reasons. The first one was centered around Dad’s career; his skills were in demand so we moved around while I was in high school and it made me resentful. Hence, I would show the old man by getting a career sans computers. What’s ironic is that he wanted me to pursue a degree in CS and we never had a home system to cultivate this. The other big reason was mentioned before, computers didn’t solve crap beyond playing Wizardry/Ultima, writing BASIC junk and spreadsheets (I think Lotus 1-2-3 was the breakout app). It all changed slightly the day I was introduced to Evelyn’s contribution, Word Processing. Writing term papers and letters was a helluva’ lot easier with a computer being involved. You didn’t have to type everything all over again, it could check your spelling and best of all, with the document being saved on a floppy, re-working your writing became easier. Trust me, I used a typewriter in its waning days. Due to its nature, you often had what you wanted to type written out in longhand first because it wasn’t a technology you could easily workshop with; Liquid Paper, blech! Re-arrange a sentence, forget it! Already typed out and it cannot be erased.

Thank you so much Evelyn! Your invention got me through college and has been a part of my every day life ever since. You’ve changed how authors write as well.

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RIP Pete Shelley

Pete came to my attention as a solo artist when I was in high school and MTV primarily showed music videos. Everyone at school was mocking his single “Homo Sapien,” because his voice lent itself to the insults hormone-filled boys like to make. It went on to be a pretty good song people play and cover.

College is where I discovered his previous career as the lead singer for the Buzzcocks. Like many UK acts in the late Seventies under the Punk umbrella, they made songs which offended people, namely “Orgasm Addict” but another hit they wrote “Ever Fallen in Love” was re-used by Fine Young Cannibals, demonstrating there was an undercurrent of talent involved.

Pete may not have been a huge player alongside the Sex Pistols, the Damned and Joy Division yet he did make a contribution in toppling Arena Rock or it’s other name I give it, Cock Rock.

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RIP Steve Hillenburg

It’s a shame he passed away at a relatively early age but his main creation, Spongebob Squarepants, have given children and adults alike joy.

Before Spongebob, Steve got his start with Nickelodeon’s second wave of original cartoons through Rocko’s Modern Life. It was a clever and original show which helped get comedians Tom Kenny and Carlos Alazraqui rolling as voice actors.

I wasn’t initially interested nor keen on Spongebob when he debuted, the show seemed childish and a tad non-sensical (not in a good way). Eventually I caught some episodes showing the more subversive side of the cartoon, probably how Spongebob and Patrick torment poor Squidward.

Thanks for the contribution to animation and pop culture Mr. Hillenburg. 

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RIP William Goldman

William’s name may only come up easily for film buffs but to the rest of us, he’s the author behind the novel and screenplay The Princess Bride. The movie tanked when it was released 31 years ago but thanks to the VCR/HBO/Showtime, Bride received a well-deserved second chance to become part of today’s cultural landscape. Believe it or not, I’ve actually read the book despite seeing the movie dozens of times, along with multiple Alamo Drafthouse quote-alongs! I know it’s a silly picture yet so much resonates with me on an emotional level. Plus the memorable quotes.

Before Bride, William was the guy responsible for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. With this gentleman’s passing, I need to see it. I know how it generally goes courtesy of Mad magazine knocking it when I was a kid.

Thanks William. Princess Bride will live on to be one of the greatest movies ever made.

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RIP Stan Lee

I would be super negligent if I didn’t write about Stan “The Man” Lee. He was a huge part of my childhood. Every day in Macomb, IL, rushing home to catch the Spider-Man cartoon on channel 44 (Chicago) and if I was lucky, I’d see the Marvel Superheroes show as well. The latter wasn’t very good, it was mostly still move across the cels to imitate the action we all though Jack Kirby was illustrating.

Stan was definitely a complicated and dividing figure. He drew a lot of criticism for getting his career through nepotism (his uncle was the publisher), he received more credit for creating the iconic characters than the artists, there’s still debate on how much he actually “wrote” (dialog), etc. etc. Money is often a sore spot and it’s a shame. Stan alongside Jack “The King” Kirby, John Romita, Roy Thomas, Steve Ditko, etc. brought the world so much joy through their creations and work.

One thing I want to give unique credit to Stan Lee for is being the public face of not just Marvel Comics but Superheroes comics in general. Even though I’ve grown to be more a DC guy, can you name one person at DC the masses recognize if he or she spoke on a TV interview? Yeah, it’s a stumper. Stan became the first real (superhero) comic book celebrity.

Another facet about Stan I’ve admired as I got older was how his career and fame were really a second act in his life. He started out in the business during his teens acting as a gopher for the artists. Then he just stuck around as the company slowly contracted into practically nothing. Stan was in his early forties by then, lamenting how he’d never get to pursue his dream…writing the American Novel. Fate intervened with superheroes making a comeback at DC and his uncle wanted him to make something comparable to the Justice League of America. Legend says, Stan’s wife recommended that he write what he really wanted, he was going to quit soon. Thankfully The Fantastic Four was enough of a hit for it allowed Stan to be the lead guy in creating an entire universe of characters. His gift for alliteration could’ve gotten him a gig on Madison Avenue too.

I’m grateful Somara and I got to meet him for a quick photo op. Stan was charming. He never lost his sense of humor. One guy at WizWorld had a prank photo of Stan imitating the infamous Burt Reynolds’ cheesecake picture. The handlers were busting the guy’s chops but Stan intervened, said he’d love to sign it, probably laughing at himself for doing such a silly thing.

Excelsior Stan! Thanks for everything and I’m relieved you got to see a decade of good movies made of your creations.

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RIP Joachim Rönneberg

This incredibly brave man passed away back in October and what he achieved should be celebrated by both the US and Russia.

During WWII, Rönneberg led his Norwegian freedom fighters to destroy a Nazi heavy water facility. Without this rare substance/compound, the saboteurs delayed the Nazi’s goal of making a nuclear weapon. The legend has always been that if the Nazi regime could’ve held on for another six months, the outcome of WWII would’ve been worse since we all know they’d be desperate enough to utilize it on either the invading Soviet army or London to get one side to sue for peace.

I hope this man will never fade from our memories for what he did.

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Finally, something new after several weeks

The last thing I posted was Somara’s return from her vacation abroad (Netherlands, Qatar). Besides candy, pictures and memories, she brought back bronchitis thanks to a discourteous traveller on the flight to London, not from, to. Thus, her trip was plagued with fighting off the effects and being pumped full of over-the-counter medication.

Not completely clear if I was infected yet I’ve been under the weather across the board.

One thing I hate being right about is how Trump would lead the US into the toilet and the early symptoms are starting.

  • Federal Reserve keeps jacking up rates due to their irrational fear of inflation.
  • Stock Markets are down by 20%. Even though they’re NOT the economy, they’re often the proverbial canary.
  • “Growth” forecasts for the first quarter of 2019 are down.
  • Even Right-Wing news outlets say we’re headed for a recession, the question is, how bad?
  • The “bump” from the unnecessary and unbalanced tax cuts is over. The One Percent used the money to give themselves raises, bonuses, stock buy backs and bring overseas earnings to the States.

If there were a divine being, it would make sure that all the assholes who voted for Trump lost their livelihoods first. Teach them a lesson. Alas there isn’t.

My bigger problem is getting through stuff I cannot control which would be EVERYTHING. I wish I could share others’ fatalism, better yet, I wish I could be a bigger risk taker like my brother Brian and friend Jeremy. They always land on their feet. I’ve been reluctant to gamble on what may happen ever since I was caught (mostly) off guard when the bottom fell out at GDW. Knowing what I know now, going back to school to earn a second BA in French or just packing up all my crap, bailing for Austin, would’ve been the better options. As I come up on 25 years in Austin, better late than never right?

Anyway, welcome back and as a heads up, the end of 2018 is coming so I want to get all the obituaries out of the way. Then other things should follow more easily.

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Somara is home! Hooray!

The only bad news is that she has a cold, nursing it since Amsterdam. First stop on our way home Friday evening wasn’t dinner (even if Somara was well, too tired to eat) but HEB for NyQuil®, tissues and chicken-noodle soup.

I was very, very glad to have Somara home! Nemo, who had been my buddy through her vacation, quickly changed his allegiance and Kuroneko spent no time pouting over the absence. Ergo, while she’s recuperating in bed, these two stinkers bailed on me to be with her. Isis? That cat remains loyal to me while still trying to sleep on the bed only when the jittery cat believes everyone present is asleep.

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New shirt from WizWorld #5: Seventies parody

Lucy Van Pelt would be proud!

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RIP Will Vinton

His name may ring a bell at first but let me fill you in on why. Will is the guy who “invented” Claymation, aka Animation via clay. He wasn’t necessarily the first person to use stop-motion techniques with clay-based objects, he was just the most successful starting with his Oscar®-winning short “Closed Mondays.”

Will’s most famous work though is the California Raisins commercials. Thanks to him, sales improved dramatically. I would have to agree. When I was a kid in the Seventies, having raisins in your lunch resulted on being made fun of. The Raisin stuff did get out of hand when they were given their own Christmas special and an album.

Other Claymation works you may recognize were a video for John Fogerty, Domino Pizza’s Noid creature and finally The PJs which was a short-lived sitcom on Fox.

Will did move on to CGI for the M&M commercials we see today with Billy West as the voice of the bossy red M&M.

Thanks for all you did Will. You did so much I didn’t list that I enjoyed and pushed the limits of stop-motion techniques we see now in Laika productions.

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Lost 80s Live

This festival tour slash concert was one of the holdups on getting off my duff to get cranking on my site with new stories. It was a concert Somara, Ayako and I went to see for the heck of it. I mainly picked it out to get re-acquainted with some bands the world lazily call one-hit wonders plus it was gift for my friend Ayako because Eighties music helped her learn English. Too bad French pop hasn’t done much for my French.

Admittedly the show caters to the casual fan of music since the multiple acts just play several hits and then leave, a format I felt was reminiscent of how rock n’ roll shows used to be in the Fifties/Sixties. Then again, I only “know” such a fact from movies about performers from then, I’ve never had the luxury to ask someone who lived through the period and saw Buddy Holly or bands with only a couple hits. I think I’ve made a safe assumption though.

First up was Nu Shooz, a band I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for. Their biggest hit, “I Can’t Wait,” may have been played to death in 1986 (currently, someone is playing it every 11 minutes) and their video was attention getting but sadly but Valerie Day’s vocals were what has kept it in my memory. She really nails the emotional longing the lyrics illustrate. They closed with that. They opened with the follow-up to the hit, “Point of No Return,” which I remember and something they scored well on the Adult Contemporary charts with, “Should I Say Yes?”, from their 1988 album. Turns out they continue to make music and remain married, a hard thing to do when fame comes and goes rapidly. They’re also fixture of the Portland scene, guitarist John Smith composes for ads, films and plays while Valerie teaches at Portland State University. I would definitely like to see them again and give their other works a try.

Valerie Day and John Smith

Annabella of Bow Wow Wow was next. She mostly did the hits everybody knew, not much interaction with the audience. I was surprised she opened with “Baby, Oh No!”, yet I guess everyone on the bill had to perform three songs. Fear not, Annabella closed out with “Do You Wanna Hold Me?” and the cover that made the band famous, “I Want Candy.”

Annabella (Lwin) sure has changed. She looks better with hair, the mohawk was off-putting for me.

Next was Animotion, an act I used to feel was a knock-off of Berlin, namely through their PG-13-rated song “Obsession,” it bears some similarity to Berlin’s “Sex (…I’m A)”. Much like Nu Shooz, the band hadn’t been resting on their past laurels, they had a new record out and some members were session musicians, one played for Michael Jackson. They opened with the second single from their debut, “Let Him Go,” followed by “Last Time” on their recently released album Raise and surprised me with “I Engineer,” a minor hit at WMUR, the college radio station I used to be involved in. Obviously they closed with “Obsession.”

We could only get a good picture of singer Astrid Plane.

The midpoint to the show was the only two original members of When in Rome. These guys I knew the least about. According to the website setlist.fm, there’s nothing on them for Austin but other locations say they did their three songs. All I remembered was the band’s sole hit, “The Promise.”

Clive Farrington and Andrew Mann

Naked Eyes hit the stage. These days the band is only the singer Peter Byrne, the other half likely retired. He broke the three-song trend by performing four; “Voices in my Head,” “(What) In the Name of Love,” (my favorite), “Promises, Promises” and the Burt Bacharach cover, “(There’s) Always Something to Remind Me.” Peter’s fantastic, distinctive voice remains in good shape.

Peter Byrne

Wang Chung was the only act I’d seen before and it was back in their “prime,” opening for the Cars in 1984 (they didn’t go over well with the Indiacrapolis crowd) and headlining in 1987 during my freshmen year at Marquette. Points on the Curve remains an essential album to any serious collection pertaining to Eighties music, Pop or New Wave. They opened with “Let’s Go,” their second release from Mosaic, went back to the early hit “Dance Hall Days,” mixed in Robert Hazard/Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” Bassist Nick Feldman made me laugh. He asked the audience to pose for a picture to show his mother he still had a proper job making music for 35 years. “Everybody Have Fun Tonight.” Quick piece of trivia/clarification, band members Jack Hues and Nick Feldman didn’t put their band’s name in the song’s chorus, this was producer/songwriter Peter Wolf’s contribution (a different guy, not the lead singer of the J. Geils Band).

Nick and Jack jamming!

Closing up was A Flock of Seagulls which is only the lead singer Mike Score (he owns the name/band). His infamous hairdo everyone ridiculed is long gone, it’s really just a modified Ziggy Stardust look. AFOS is another early Eighties band people crap on unjustly. To me, they did an incredible mix of synthesizers and guitars I continue to enjoy plus I can hear it in other contemporary acts, namely Goldfrapp. Being last, they were cut short because we were hitting curfew for Cedar Park (or as I call it, North Reaganstan). First was “Space Age Love Song,” and then my person favorite “Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You)” (numerous memories of 1983 come rushing back). “I Ran” was the closer. The guy Mike hired to play guitar could really do the trademark solo Paul Reynolds did 36 years ago. One day I need to take in AFOS for a full set, I would love to hear other songs they did such as, “Nightmares,” “DNA,” “Telecommunication,” and “The More You Live, The More You Love.”

Mike Score leading a younger Flock of Seagulls

This concludes my 1000+ word trip down memory lane covering music from my high school and early college years. Normally I prefer to move forward, my hatred for “Classic Rock,” and people stuck in insert decade here is well known. However, I don’t think the past was entirely bad. It’s alright and perfectly normal to want to go back, remember old things we loved, reconnect with the memories they trigger. Just don’t wallow in it and push it on everybody else like an unwanted missionary, Beatles fans, are you listening?

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Down but not out or alone

The first culprit on why the site was “dark” for another week can be blamed on the flu. Although I got a flu shot last Friday, I did ask the nurse, I’ve gotten sick despite being inoculated. The response was, well, if you do get the flu, it will be less severe. Humbug! I still became sick for several days with an upset stomach.

I did recuperate in time to see Somara off for her trip to Amsterdam and Doha with a couple stops in London via Heathrow. Her mother was nice enough to take her to the airport for us. I will be picking her up when she returns at the end of the month; note to self, get all the crap out of your car since Somara will have luggage.

Amsterdam: there she was her friends, the Derrs and our nephew Hunter. If you recall, the Derrs moved to the Netherlands last year and given how America has failed to slay the Confederate dragon, I envy their escape. The Dutch have a lower proportion of morons amongst their electorate. Hunter is attending university in a nearby city, a school that’s been around since 1675. Not bad for a non-legacy student. She leaves tomorrow morning though. I bet Ben and Penny were glad to see her along with Lana the dog.

Doha: this is where my brother-in-law Aaron and sister-in-law Anje live with the other two kids (Wyatt and Cannon). Somara will be there for a while. Anje already gave her the pointers on the Arab dress code for women. It’s not as nasty as the Kingdom yet Islam needs a Reformation of sorts to bring their religion closer to say the 19th century. I expect Somara to send more pictures because she hasn’t done much for the Netherlands.

Here comes the usual crap of “Oh I guess without Somara you’re going to starve.” She did leave me snacks and other things. Meanwhile, I still know how to read directions like I used to in the years before I ever met her. Hell, I taught my ex Carrie how to cook more when we were an item, namely the thrills of the oven’s broiler area. Do I miss her? A little, nothing to sweat, it’s her vacation. Why didn’t I go. My crappy health over the last two years ate into my time and I don’t know if I could stay calm in an airplane as long as it takes to go from Austin to London. My record for flying is under five hours continuously which was either Chicago-San Diego or Houston-New York City. It’s why I’ve blown numerous opportunities to couch surf in Japan, Hawaii and London. At least I have Amsterdam, Doha and Basel as possibilities.

The cats do miss her, primarily Kuroneko. The bossy, black alpha cat no longer sleeps on the bed, primarily near Somara’s pillow. Isis is fine. Nemo has quickly learned that I am the only caregiver so he does sleep on the bed near me for heat and comfort, he is 16 which is about 80 for a human.

Onward to this “short” week. I will be working the usual three days and the holiday, the latter is sweet thanks to time and a half pay. As per my tradition, I will not be working on Black Friday. I must make the usual rounds (Waterloo Records, Rogues Gallery), then my therapist (she’s a saint to work on this day) and wrap it up by starting my inappropriate cards at Pinballz. Taking a break or two to defend my #2 spot on Guardians of the Galaxy machine! Alamo Drafhouse gifts are now done online. Stars are on the road this year. No Wednesday or Friday game, but there will be Saturday and I hope to take the Colemans. Oh, I’ll be hanging out with them after my holiday shift as we enjoy the new MST3K episodes on Netflix!

Personally I hate Thanksgiving. It’s not a gratitude problem with me. I prefer to reflect on New Year’s Day. I just think it’s a goofy interruption and gift to the travel industry, probably the Cowboys and Lions too. Before high school, it was a tolerable long weekend at my grandmother’s house. Starting in high school and especially in college, it transformed into a stressful, non-stop bitchfest with my family and their selfish needs. I’m surprised the manager from my first ever min-wage job didn’t fire me for being unable to work Black Friday 1984; as crazy as it sounded when I returned, I would’ve preferred the chaos and opportunity to make 24-hours’ worth of pay over the usual, “here’s what’s wrong with you, your hair, etc., etc.” Nowadays as an adult it’s great. It’s a welcome four-day weekend and during the previous three, it’s laid back as everybody has the upcoming time off on their minds.

If you do travel. Be careful and safe. If you don’t, have a good time. I hope to catch some friends while they’re in from the People’s Republic of California!

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1918: The Great War ends

Today, at the eleventh hour, of the eleventh day of the eleventh month in 1918, what was the bloodiest and nastiest conflict in known history came to a stop; WWI is the first war in which over 50 percent of the soldiers were killed by weapons instead secondary causes (starvation, infections, dehydration or diarrhea). The war didn’t exactly come to an end, that would come later via the treaties. Little did everyone know, this horrendous war would be just a prequel for another, worse six years which would kill three percent of the planet and practically exterminate all the Jews in Europe. With the rise of nationalism across the globe, America included, an inevitable Chinese hegemony, Russian meddling and the Middle East being a clusterfuck, I’d say we may be in for yet another.

Right now our inept POTUS is in France making a fool of himself as expected, demonstrating his ignorance and arrogance and by proxy, millions of less educated Whites. The lessons of WWI are lost and wasted on him. Hell, he’s Kaiser Wilhelm re-incarnated if Bob Woodward’s Fear is even half accurate.

To me the whole thing should’ve been avoided but the major players behaved like drunk frat boys with their chests all puffed up, unable to back down. It also illustrates my other theory, whenever a couple decades pass, the current generation romanticizes the last war too much. This makes them too willing to go to war because they’re deluded into thinking it will be a fantastic, character-building adventure. HA! Cases in point: how everyone thought the American Civil War would be over in weeks as they looked back on how “cool” the Mexican-American War was 15 years earlier; ditto for the Spanish-American War; and I saw it in the jingoism for Gulf Distractions 1 and 2. I don’t know how well this is applied to WWI. I’m confident WWII was an exception via the collective mood being, this is going to be difficult and we need to roll up our sleeves to do our best to end it. My theory is getting applied to Americans. Europeans? It probably has it flaws since there were dust ups between WWI and the Franco-Prussian War, they just don’t get mentioned much.

May the majority of us continue to remember the lessons WWI taught us and find a way to drive out the batshit minority running the world into oblivion.

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New shirt from WizWorld #4: The Hormone Monster!

Big Mouth‘s imaginary advisor to Nick and Andrew is one of the funniest thing Nick Kroll has actually done, I often find his other stuff a bit weak. Either way, it’s great to have this character which is part satyr and part…I’m not really sure, something pretty uninhibited, on a shirt. I’m hoping they’ll have his female counterpart made too because Maya Rudolph’s voice is another favorite element I love when I watch this Netflix show not meant for children.

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