Austin: Boiling water alert

My Watch notified me of this first then it was stated on KUT during my morning commute. I’ve lived in Austin for over 24 years and we’ve had numerous times in which there was a deluge of rain but never has there been a boil order. Hopefully it won’t last long because we only have enough Tropo Chico to keep the Hipsters hydrated for a couple days! Not sure why this happened other than our infrastructure not keeping up with the growth, that’s my personal guess.

Fear not. I have plenty of canned coffee and sugar-free soda to get me through.

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Mostly recovered and digging out

Spent another week recuperating and a follow-up with the clinic. I was definitely on the mend, all that remained was getting decent rest and re-hydrating. I also shoo’d away my snowflake aunt who had no moral superiority to stand on when it came to Senator Lisa Murkowski of the Alaskan royal family. Maybe her children and step-children need to be informed about the truth on why she married my moron uncle. Never doubt the power of denial KKKristians have when it comes to their moral shortcomings as they shame others.

It’s good to eat again. Lack of appetite is one solid way Somara knows I’m actually ill. I don’t recommend it as a weight-loss plan.

Oh yeah, in my research, turns out the majority of pneumonia cases are bacterial so the doctor made a good call with the antibiotics. What led to the illness, I have no clue. It fortunately skipped Somara. Oh, how do I know the doctor nailed it? I stopped coughing every other minute. I’m still taking hits from my new asthma inhaler, maybe I’ll work on having the lungs of a 55-year-old adult!

Digging out is going to be fun. Work. Life. Paperwork for short-term disability which I have to file because I was out for more than three work days. The site won’t be any bother, I enjoy it even if the only person who says they read it is Matt, probably Lester via an RSS feed application. I need to get more contemporary on everything I’ve seen, read, watched, listened to, etc.

Sadly, Italian Heritage Month is postponed to next year. I think I will take the route of researching/writing about one every month in advance. Aha! Now I know which book I want to put on my queue while I mentally “rest up” for a cradle-to-grave biography on Thomas Jefferson, a cradle-to-grave bio on A. P. Giannini! With these days being the tenth anniversary of the Great Recession starting, or as I prefer to state more accurately, when the GOP drove the economy into the ditch, again; this time, they blamed it on a black guy instead of someone in a wheelchair. Unless anyone out there knows a good book on the great Italian-American responsible for bringing banking to the masses, I’ll just do a Google/Amazon search.

Thanks for toughing it out with me, this was probably the worst I’ve been sick since my immune system collapsed 19 years ago.

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Been super sick and still super sick

What began as just sore joints (all of them) that I thought I could sleep off while taking it easy…transformed into something much, much worse and it’s a total pain in the ass. The doctor took blood work and x-rays with the conclusion of pneumonia. Hence, I’m still going through all the fucking cycles of freezing, severe pain (my head was going to split open), soreness and the sweats. The antibiotics, pointless if this is viral, and trying to stay hydrated via Gatorade is about all I can do while riding this through. I also blacked out a couple times with one resulting in a painful fall.

It all pisses me off. I just succeeded in a major exercise goal! Isn’t exercise an element we are supposed to be doing to stave off illness? It has regularity and it causes me to go to bed on a consistent basis? Hell, I could’ve done nothing, enjoyed more sleeping in and probably yielded the same result.

Let’s see how this ends.

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New shirt from WizWorld #2: DuckTales! Woo hoo!

This tribute to The Disney Afternoon and now a new ongoing series on Disney XD with David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck and Kate Miccuci as Webbigail! It was a gift from my friend Ayako and I couldn’t wait to wear it. Of course, when the first show was airing, I was in university but during those boring stints I was at my Grandma’s house between semesters, DuckTales with Alan Young (Mr. Ed) doing the voice of Scrooge helped pass the time. In the Eighties, this show was a bright spot because most newer animated shows were not well done in the writing or animation. Again, I’m glad Disney has brought it back.

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The Happytime Murders: Just Awful

I’ll start with this, if you want to see something involving puppets acting in a raunchy manner, Team America did it better. Happytime is terribly disappointing and simultaneously boring. Somara and I already knew there was an adult-side to Jim Henson and company; the Muppets used to be on the first season of SNL which he got expunged. This attempt is just vulgar for the same of vulgarity wrapped around a predictable Film Noir story involving a former puppet cop and his ex-partner trying to solve a string of killings. As the movie progresses, you learn more about this alternate universe in which puppets co-exist with people but they’re second-class citizens. Much like humans, they also have vices (porn), addictions (sugar is their drug, preferably in syrup form) and bad life decisions (they’re allowed to join Scientology). It just isn’t funny. Maybe if you’re 13 it could be, especially when you see Happytime‘s nod to Basic Instinct they could get away with since it’s a puppet not a human.

If this appears on a streaming service, Red Box or wherever you get your movies from, avoid it all costs. I do hope Brian Henson tries to do something more adult with the Henson Workshop again yet only if he gets help from people who know how to write better jokes and plots.

Alamo Extras: Sesame Street in Spanish (Spain I think based upon the accents I heard); Howdy Doody plugging Colgate Toothpaste; scene from The Predicament which has puppets cursing; puppet band singing about dying on the sidewalk (Pantridge Enemy); trailers for The Maltese Falcon, The Long Goodbye (the Elliott Gould version) and Puppet Master II; sock puppets as bullies who drink, rap and smoke weed; an ad plugging a balanced meal with puppets I remember from my childhood; ad for those old 900-phone numbers with Freddy Freak; Alamo’s seven favorite puppets:

  1. Gremlins from Gremlins
  2. Kim Jong Il from Team America
  3. Chucky from Child’s Play
  4. Robert from Meet the Feebles
  5. Ghoulies from Ghoulies
  6. Howard from Howard the Duck
  7. Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
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RIP Gary Kurtz

This Sunday the one man who could tell George Lucas no and make Star Wars better passed over last weekend. I can only imagine how much stronger the stories could’ve been with Episodes I, II, III and VI. However, he bailed before The Return of the Jedi when I figured out that George was more interested in how the movie would do for toy sales. Then again, I think most dumb people would’ve hated the more adult ending Gary had in mind with Leia taking the Emperor’s place and Luke walking away to exile. Why? Well, probably in anticipation of the chaos breaking out in the galaxy with the Empire being leaderless. This is a common outcome in revolutions.

We can also thank him for Obi-Wan’s succinct explanation of the Force. I read how George had this long elaborate dialog but Gary had a background in theology so he found a way to re-write the scene without boring the audience.

Thanks Gary. You earned every penny you made in making Star WarsThe Empire Strikes Back and The Dark Crystal. You contributed to making my childhood cool.

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New shirt from WizWorld #1: The Krusty Krab!

I haven’t had a Spongebob-related shirt in a while (the Metallica one) and I also scored it because there’s a co-worker who likes to swear via the word “barnacles!” as a joke. The reference to pizza is from an early, funny episode I always thought was pretty clever plus it was one of the few times Squidward came to Spongebob’s aid.

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Over 1000 miles in a year!

Thanks to my right knee being problematic I have switched to the in-door bicycles at work’s multiple gyms. The every day goal for earning my virtual September badge is either:

  • 30 minutes (non-stop)
  • At least 7.5 miles (the distance between work and my house)
  • Close the red and green rings on my Watch

…whichever takes the longest amount of time.

In the morning, the rings “win.” In the afternoons (after work), it’s the minutes.

When I was running, the bike was more of an extraneous exercise, something to get a few more minutes in the day. Sometimes, an activity to cool down after the stair master.

Now that it has become my primary I discovered I have biked over a thousand miles in a year, from September 2017 to now. Pretty impressive? I like to think so.

Let’s see how far I get in a calendar year.

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What follows in a Google search…

Allegedly, these are the first adjectives to follow the names of various Texas cities. I take issue with a couple of them. Firstly, Wichita Falls is “hot”? Compared to where Houston, Austin, Laredo, etc are located, I find that odd. Secondly, practically everyone in Texas would laugh at El Paso as being safe given all the crime near the border.

As for the remainder of the state, it’s only “cheap” in the boonies and I’m working on correcting the “racist” and “Republican” descriptors. First up, getting rid of Senator Turd.

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Now in “uncharted” territory

Yesterday I set a new record on the Activity app. I have now “closed the rings” 20 days in a row. It’s the longest streak I have achieved via the Apple Watch. My actual streak before the Watch was 70. I could’ve made it 21 this morning but I made the error of going to Starbucks and being behind a woman ordering drinks for a small village. Fear not, I will be there after my shift ends to make it 21.

Onward to 30 in a row!

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Remember it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Sadly, I don’t have pirate-themed shirts or a good hat but I did read a book many years ago that dispelled all the myths around them. Despite the book, I can still have fun doing the funny voice amongst my co-workers. Go for it. Do the same, it’s fun.

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2008: Lehman Brothers ushers in the Great Recession

If you’re into Current Events like me (I have always been long before the Small-Fingered Vulgarian) there has been a flood of stories on the tenth anniversary of the collapse of Lehman Brothers and how it was the beginning of the Great Recession. Bear Stearns’ demise earlier that Spring didn’t seem to be a strong enough warning.

I remember how there was panic, especially in the voice and face of president Spurious George (he is still one of the crappiest presidents despite Trump proving to be even worse). You could tell he was in over his head and scared as his voice quivered. He should remain the person to blame at the top, his party and their litany for deregulation caused this disaster; History show the Republicans have a pattern of leaving the Economy in the ditch when they leave office. Slowly the government and the Federal Reserve finally acted but I think they did too late. Foreclosures went off like mushroom clouds in numerous cities, mainly Las Vegas, Phoenix, all over Florida (never a surprise) and parts of California. I was very fortunate to be in Austin which weathered the storm relatively unscathed. Sure, the value of my house declined for a few years yet it didn’t matter; we weren’t selling anytime soon and we owed less than its current worth. Employment for us was the other stroke of good luck and people used to say Apple was going to die back in the Nineties, HA!

Then Obama won and as expected, he got all the blame because he was saddled with all the the difficult decisions while the GOP focused on making him a one-term president. The stimulus package should’ve been much, much larger too. However, deficits only matter when a Democrat is POTUS and if they’re Black, well the GOP needs to ensure we’re not drifting into a Zimbabwe-like dictatorship. According to most experts, wages remained stagnant thanks to this emergency as the Western governments had to focus putting out the fires caused by the sociopaths of Wall Street. Other countries foolishly implemented austerity measures, the last thing to do but then again, few have learned anything from the Great Depression or the numerous bank panics Capitalism is prone to.

Now they say the “worst” is over yet we’re probably on our way towards another. Why?

  • The West spent most of its energy on saving the One Percent from their crappy decisions while stiff-arming everybody else.
  • De-regulation remains the plan du jour, never mind how laissez-faire always fuels economic disasters; Capitalism is an amoral economic system, not a government.
  • The banks are bigger than ever.
  • Nationalism is on the rise thanks to the bail outs. Teabaggers, Nazis and the decline of democracy in Poland, Turkey and Hungary.

I remember one Conservative apologist spouting off the moldy chestnut of personal responsibility, those people who couldn’t afford a house had no right borrowing the money in the first place. Sure, there was fraud involved like false pay stubs. However, the ethicist for The New York Times had the correct response I retorted with, even before I heard him on the radio; the people who borrowed shouldn’t have done what they did but the more responsible parties are the banks who knowingly loaned the money in the first place. They knew damn well what they were doing and risking. They did it because all the safe customers were taken, they found a way to make a profit through their bogus fees and they constructed toxic products to pass the risk on to everyone. Modern banking isn’t satisfied with routine and safety, it prefers to gamble and with our money.

Much of the negative aftermath could’ve been avoided if more people went to prison for fraud, which is what took place. Thanks to Enron’s destruction taking Arthur Anderson with it (never mind the firm was a co-conspirator), Obama’s DOJ took a pussy position on prosecuting the wrong doers for fear it would destroy the employment of thousands more. Personally, I don’t care. We all know who we work for and I too am quite aware of my employer’s blind spots, no corporation or government agency is 100% moral (or Lawful Good in gamers’ terms). The DOJ, SEC and Treasury should’ve pursued putting those Wall Street thieves into orange jump suits instead of putting duct tape over it.

Now we’re heading full steam into either another real-estate bubble or worse given the political situations around the world as many nations turn their backs on Economist-style political-economic societies. I don’t entirely blame them neither, NeoLiberalism which is what that English rag preaches, will always fail for it puts economics before society and naively believes free thinking and free trade will follow, bullshit. There are numerous autocracies which are very Capitalist, namely China.

Until the next economic disaster which I’m confident Trump will usher in, remember the words of H. G. Wells.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe

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Half way there on my perfect month

Not bad, as of today, I’m well over the 50% mark toward achieving a perfect September on Movement, Exercise and Workouts over 15 minutes! I also earned the 1000-mile badge from the exercise cycle I tend to use and I changed up what I do on the stair master so I can climb the equivalent of the now demolished (or gone) McCormick Hall (12 flights).

Let’s see how close I get to New York City in two weeks!

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Doug Jones

My final GACC Brush that I’m finally getting done because I’m going to Wizard World next week and I really, really don’t need the backlog in this department. I did save the best for last, Doug Jones! You won’t recognize him since he is often covered in makeup to play aliens or misunderstood monsters, namely the Oscar®-winning The Shape of Water or as it’s jokingly called, Grinding Nemo. I can see why del Toro casts him often, he’s very wiry and I bet he is double-jointed or something to get into those costumes.

Overall Doug was great! He loves the fans and does the pictures with them for free at this convention. I did ask him, what his initial impressions were of the pitch with Shape. He said del Toro sat him down, gave a synopsis of the story as he listened attentively and at the end he said, “Guillermo, I think you’re going to the Oscars.” Honest truth. It was a great movie given how the Academy tends to go with something more pretentious and only if it was released between Christmas and Valentine’s Day.

For the autograph, I had to go with Star Trek: Discovery. I confided to Doug that I didn’t finish the pilot but when I learned he was co-starring, I told him I would give the show another chance due to his awesomeness. Hence, why he wrote Saru’s key line from Discovery saying, trust me, you’ll get what I wrote once you’ve watched enough. He was right! Despite the pilot being a tad sluggish, the show did pick up and his character became a factor in why I enjoy it. Saru will be a well-loved alien for me, alongside Dr. Phlox (Denebuloan), Quark (Ferengi with depth)  and Shran (Andorian). I closed out with how I also enjoyed his interview with The Onion (I think) about his first big gig as Mack the Night for a McDonald’s campaign when I was in college. He lit up and thanked me, answered my other question about how the character’s features were remote controlled.

Should he come to your city for a convention, see him. Doug Jones is a delight to talk to and he has played so many characters.

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The Summer of 84: Worth Seeing

I managed to catch this when it blew through Alamo for a week. Now it’s available for download and I figure Summer will be on a streaming service soon, the question is which.

Given the success of It and Stranger Things, there will likely be a flood of imitators trying cash in on the early-to-mid Eighties vibe as they try and fail to recreate what made the horror movies of that era successful. Summer thankfully pulled it off by combining elements of Rear Window, Goonies and It.

The story revolves around Davey, an awkward teenager who lives in a typical suburb during the summer of 1984. He and his three friends like to hang out in the old treehouse they played in when they were kids, now it’s for sharing porno magazines and gossiping. They’re rather typical for their age at this era (I should know, I was 15-16 then too); they play video games, they argue about Star Wars and at night they play manhunt with other kids (we called it flashlight tag back in Springfield, IL).

One evening during a game of manhunt, Davey sees his neighbor Mr. Mackey with a guest through a window. He doesn’t think much of it, probably his nephew. Then some days later, at breakfast, he sees the guest’s face on a milk carton as a missing person (this was a trend in the Eighties to help locate missing children). Davey then notices Mackey’s gardening hobby and convinces himself that his neighbor is a serial killer. Convincing his friends and family is an uphill battle but Davey’s rebuttal is compelling, serial killers are somebody’s neighbor. The parents don’t buy it, besides, Mr. Mackey is a cop with a great reputation in the community. They conclude Davey has let his hobby involving conspiracies run amuck with his imagination. He has better luck with his friends as they all join in on following Mackey around, logging the neighbor’s daily routines.

I’ll stop there because I don’t want to spoil it any further. The key to the movie is how it is similar to Rear Window in how Davey and the gang’s results are inconclusive. Are they right or wrong? Is Mackey just a boring cop or is he a predator in disguise? You have to watch the movie to see how it plays out and I guarantee the ending was satisfying regardless of expectations.

Alamo Extras: A guy bathing in a tub of Nutella (ick); PSAs telling kids not to do drugs, Pee Wee warning about crack and how much coke costs in real items (e.g. a boombox); trailers for Invaders from Mars (the Eighties remake) and a TV movie starring Dennis Weaver addicted to coke; scene from Modern Problems of Chevy Chase snorting something up; other scenes from things I didn’t recognize involving coke; montage of Nic Cage doing “the face” and cursing; a Japanese show that entailed a frisbee golfer throwing a specially designed pizza from an apartment’s balcony, across a space into another apartment’s microwave oven, he did it in four attempts!

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