
Star Wars may have turned 40 last but it took another whole year before Kenner cranked out the first 12 figures. For reasons I don’t remember I chose a bad guy. As my brother and I accumulated more alongside Fisher Price’s Adventure People, this figure usually had two roles in my numerous space operas: some tech on the good guys’ Battlestar or an officer of the Stormtroopers fighting the good guys.
It’s amazing how much technology has improved the likeness and accuracy of this background character the heroes gun down rescuing Princess Leia or blew up with Luke’s lucky shot to destroy the Death Star. Below is what I was thrilled beyond belief to get it 40 years ago at Ayr-Way in Champaign-Urbana, IL…

The Kenner people did a good job compromising on what they could re-capture with the technology of the late Seventies, the helmet isn’t even close. I’m guessing they made the outfit gray because the little details wouldn’t show up in black. They did keep the belt. This guy received a promotion too thanks to the red and blue stripes on his uniform. The 10/11-year-old me didn’t care. The above version was close enough. Besides, the movie wasn’t available on easily-accessible technologies (the Internet, VCRs) for the general public to accurately nitpick with one exception, the trading cards
I wasn’t alone in thinking about getting extra Death Squad Commanders to repaint into Rebel troopers. The Adventure People fireman were what I had to use. Back then I would just need white paint to change the helmets, blue for the shirt, a tad of black to make the vests and brown for the pants. Somebody went further by attaching the head of the DSC to a repainted General Madine figure. Impressive!

Before I close, I will answer one burning question. Yes, I will take the figure out of the “box,” since all toys are meant to be enjoyed, not hoarded. Much like comics, the only way you’ll make a profit collecting things is by finding someone dumber than you, usually.
“Health” took some time off on me for the Summer
As per usual, if I’m writing, I’m feeling better and pulling it together. Part of the setback is also allergies. How I love coughing every ten minutes.
Good things happened as well, namely my nephews who live in Qatar are here for a couple weeks! Hunter, the oldest, is waiting on pins and needed for the results of his baccalaureate (I spelled it correctly on the first try!) before he starts attending university over in the Netherlands. Smart, smart kid. Well, smarter than his uncle. I don’t think there’s an international baccalaureate program for me since the world has experts on cartoons pretty well covered. It’s also great to see Hunter, Wyatt and Cannon. Five years and probably another five abroad will make them international bright young things which is a benefit. Plus I envy them, they get to avoid the toxic regime a while longer.
Me? Feh. Same old same old I’d say. Trying to figure out something to avoid the malaise which gets to me about every quarter. I think I did alright last go round. Now to push it out further and longer.