Kurt Braunohler

At last! A comedian who’s taller than me! Kurt is best known for a few things. He’s voice of Louise’s nemesis, high-schooler Logan on Bob’s Burgers, he was a tutor to the demons on Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, he had a gameshow on IFC called Bunk and he has been co-hosting a stand-up/music showcase with long-time friend Kristen Schaal. On the latter, I found a vinyl copy of one such performance for Kurt to sign on RSD. He was thrilled to see it. Kurt also gladly answered my question on how he does Logan’s voice. He just speaks normally and the producers electronically alter it to make him sound younger. I had to thank him about his joke regarding public rest rooms too. Oh yeah, I saw his set on Thursday night which killed, especially on how he discovered being breastfed until he was five was abnormal amongst his classmates. In his mother’s defense he said, I’m 6′ 4″ and I’m hardly sick. Should you get the chance, check out his album How Do I Land?.

Should Kurt return to give us over an hour at Cap City, I’m there.

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Jesus Trejo

For starters, no, Jesus isn’t related to Danny Trejo…I asked. He joked about meeting the well-loved heavy in Horror, Action and Comedy flicks; Danny asked him if he was an unknown grandkid.

Meanwhile, Jesus is a hilarious up-and-coming comedian I saw at the 4/20 Showcase and the Sklar Brothers Ping Pong Smackdown. His jokes weren’t entirely about his ethnicity which in Texas, many Texans know; the Mexican people have lived in the state a couple centuries before 1836. Jesus is much funnier than the lowest-common denominator jokes surrounding the unfunny Gabriel Iglesias. My favorite was his time at the gym, lifting weights, noticing his muscles and neck tattoos until he realized he wasn’t looking in a mirror, he was staring at a stronger, tougher-looking dude!

Jesus is a resident of the LA scene but should he return to headline at Cap City, I’ll be there. The guy is funny and very kind.

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RIP Margot Kidder

Margot was the Lois Lane for my generation via Superman (the best superhero movie ever made and I’m not a diehard fan of the character) and Superman II. I personally can’t recall her doing much else I’ve seen because her infamous mental breakdown in 1996 (bipolar disorder) sadly wiped the slate clean of any other achievements. There’s no official cause of death noted. Doesn’t matter. I’m just grateful for her great performance in those movies. Lois Lane can be a hard part to play and compared to Amy Adams, Margot is the gold standard.

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Scott Thompson

All this week I will be covering my sweep of Brushes with the awesome comics I met at this year’s Moontower Festival, mainly at the after party which was held at some hotel on Congress with Netflix.

First up, the incredibly funny and loved Scott Thompson! You may know him for being a core member of The Kids in the Hall, Hank’s PA on The Larry Sanders Show and his voice work on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Simpsons. He was in Austin doing some Buddy Cole monologues. Sadly, I didn’t get to see any because everyone was scheduled during other showcases I went to. He does tour at comedy clubs so I asked him to be please come back. I thought Scott would be my height too. The biggest surprise, he’s quite shy in person. What else? I let him know I loved his work and I’m glad he’s feeling better; he battled cancer within the last decade. The guy is a Canadian treasure!

One down. Four to go!

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The Looming Tower, an FBI whitewash

A Hulu miniseries based upon the book by Texas Lawrence Wright is mostly a whitewash to paint the FBI as the unsung heroes in trying to stop what lead to the 9/11 attacks. Whitewash? I call it a whitewash because they’re still no more competent than when they were J. Edgar Hoover’s personal spy agency given their track record of harassing minorities, harassing the Green Movement, failing to fight our overlooked, home-grown terrorists (namely followers of the Turner Diaries) and often skirting our Constitution to “catch” bad guys, again, see minorities.

The main hero is John O’Neill, a longtime vet with the FBI’s counter-terrorism division in NYC. Spoiler alert, he died in the WTC attacks which gave him posthumous saint status despite juggling his wife and two mistresses, having a caustic personality, a love of spending gov’t money on “entertaining,” and being careless with government property containing top-secret information. It also begins sometime around 1998, before the African embassy bombings which were trial balloons by al-Qeda before they went for something larger.

The villains are a special group within the CIA led by Martin Schmidt. He’s nicknamed Manson due to all of his staff being women. Schmidt’s team gathers intelligence on al-Qeda and bin Laden’s activities. They refuse to share what they know with O’Neill’s team for one major reason, the FBI will nab the low-level operatives and the more vital targets will disappear, forcing the CIA to start over. A valid concern yet Wright paints them as disconnected from reality when they don’t tell the FBI about known al-Qeda operatives entering America via Saudi passports.

Overall, we know how this is all going to end since History is 20/20 in hindsight and now it’s easier to see the pieces falling into place today while they couldn’t 17 years ago. To me the miniseries does do one thing correctly and overlooks another. I’ll go with the latter first, and it was brought up by the Special Agent Ali Soufan character, one of only eight FBI employees who spoke fluent Arabic; the FBI remains unprepared to fight al-Qeda, ISIS/ISIL, etc because it continues to staff itself with people whose backgrounds are better suited to battling the Mafia and Soviet spies, either are gone or fading away. What I did like from Wright’s story was pointing out the incredibly cynical attitude of the W administration through Condi Rice. As the W/Cheney thugs are moving into the White House, Rice removes Richard Clarke’s access to the POTUS since “this administration doesn’t want to swat at flies,” and on the day of the 9/11 attacks, Rice order Clarke to find a way to pin this on Iraq. Wright forgot to bring up how nobody was allowed to interrupt W’s month-long vacations at his phony ranch during August 2001. Never mind the memo’s title saying “bin Laden planning an attack within the US.”

Was Looming worth watching? It was as entertaining as it was frustrating. American intelligence and counter-intelligence needs serious overhauling, namely the creation of a true counter agency, the FBI isn’t any good at this. We need more people to learn Arabic, Mandarin, Russian and Spanish; hiring those fluent in German, French and Italian is pointless. The one thing we’ll never hear is the government telling the people how long this asymmetrical war with al-Qeda, the Taliban and ISIS/ISIL will take. It’s going to be generations and as the Soufan character explained, we need greater familiarity with what is in the “Koran” to battle the extremists, Arabic culture is a must too. They’re quite like our KKKristians. They’ve never truly read the book, they just obey the misinterpretations of the assholes they listen to.

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No running for a couple weeks

After a couple weeks of excruciating pain in my right knee, I got a doctor’s appointment to have it look into. By the time I did see him, it had improved and pain has now moved into my right ankle.

A little quick backstory. Firstly, I don’t recall when the problem with my knee started. I received some solid advice from a trainer at the gym. Stretch out the problem area more, get more blood circulating there. Not bad. My knee often felt fine while running, biking or walking up the stair master. The pain happened and intensified while sitting, with my knee bent. Putting an ice-pack on it helped. I broke down to put a velcro-based brace on it too. The other element which sucked. If I have to get up from say sitting on the floor, my knee seems to lack any muscle to help me get without assistance.

Now the verdict. Based upon my reactions on where the doctor applied pressure, the issue with with the tendons/ligaments on the side. So he gave me anti-inflammatory medication (strong stuff, must take with food) and I cannot run for two weeks. The indoor bike and stair master are allowed.

Bums me out. I’m way behind on achieving my running average for 2018 and this will put me further back. On the upside, I think I will get to Los Angeles as I funnel that energy toward the goal.

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Stars defeat the Roadrunners, on to the Conference Championship

Not bad for a team that’s only been around for nine years. They’ve been to the playoffs seven times and this is their third time to the Conference Championship game. When they defeated the number one Roadrunners (for the division) in a nail-biting OT period (thanks to the horrible officiating again), the scoreboard said “Pacific Division Champions,” but I think the Roadrunners receive the banner for achieving this through the regular season. We need to defeat the rather hot Icehogs (they’ve swept both the Wolves and Moose) to earn a banner to raise next Fall. What are our chances? Honestly, not great if I saw last night. The power play remains sloppy (they gave up a short-handed goal), the defense continues to be caught flat footed and even though McKenna is the hotter goalie (over Bow who played most of the season), he wanders out of the crease too much for my comfort. Do I want the Stars to advance to the Calder? Hell yes! What I’m really hoping for is a Stars v. Phantoms series. I may be a Philly fan in the NHL yet I must cheer on the team who has entertained me for nine years should I have to decide.

Next series begins at home Friday.

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NPC Codex

I often look down on these codices because they’re a different kind of cash grab, a book of NPCs which is one of the easiest things to publish. It’s been done many times in many games over many years. Like 76 Patrons for Traveller but Rogues Gallery by TSR was more interesting due to the PCs of various employees being included.

NPC turned out to be very helpful within 24 hours for me. Originally I bought it out of boredom and later versions (I’ll get to them) were impressive. I needed an NPC Druid to plague someone so I took one from here, made only a few modifications and boom, now the PCs have a nuisance opponent. If I were 30 years younger, I could’ve saved myself the money and do it all from scratch but this speeds it up even though the NPCs are based upon a model I don’t normally use (the stat array with an 8 and I think a 15, I prefer allocating points).

In addition to decking out all the core 11 classes from level 1 to 20, they included the NPC classes from 1 to 10; get some variety on Aristocrats and Warriors.

Worth buying but the PDF will do the trick for most GMs.

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A Hawaiian shirt for my feet!

View from the outside with logo

To celebrate the end of two debts in our lives, I went to the Converse Store at the Round Rock Outlet Mall (or whatever it’s called) to see if I could find something spectacular. Yes! I was thrilled to find this treasure in my size in the “rejects” section. To make them even more in the vein of “Weird Al,” I bought pink shoe laces to go with them.

Now I need to find a shirt at the Goodwill store on 183 for the matching shirt.

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Lloyd Cole 2

Saw troubadour and personal musical blind spot Lloyd Cole again last week. This time at the nice, but not as intimate 3Ten under the big ACL Theater. Let me clarify the “blind spot,” comment though. Lloyd completely slipped through my radar for two decades, the Eighties and Nineties. Not even WMUR (my alma mater) or WXRT seemed to play his material very much so I’ve been catching up every time I see him. Maybe I should have my friend and concert buddy Mark (Mark M in the Comments) make a tutorial like I made one for Ethan on the New Pornographers (I’m also available to other tutorials for friends if they’re interested).

Lloyd was great. He told stories and jokes. The frustrating part was how limited the runs on his remastered sets were, argh! He also did the show in two parts since we’re all getting to the point when we need a Geritol break. One day I hope to see him perform with an incarnation of the Commotions (with or without Matthew Sweet on bass) and in his full electric regalia.

Thanks again for inviting me Mark.

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Moontower Comedyfest 2018 (or #7)

Another great time at Austin’s own comedy festival. I went with the generic badge which paid for itself easily as I attended two showcases, Niki Glaser’s headliner show and then went schmoozing at the after party. The “Weird Al” Yankovic concert was the finale but I bought a separate ticket to guarantee attendance. Will I go next year. Hell yeah. Now get ready for the short landslide of Brushes.

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No more student loan payments!

Somara and I pulled it off in less than 12 years via a 20-year refinancing plan! We no longer have to pony up anymore money to Navient (who took over for Sallie Mae), and we were lucky not to be caught in their legal woes I’ve read about. This was also the biggest loan in the batch. I think the other three which were smaller had shorter terms too, like five and/or ten years to complete. They were knocked off with two, three and four years respectively. We were ver lucky too. Sallie Mae put the loan into a variable rate. When we started, it was eight percent and then for reasons I have no idea about, it plummeted to under three for years. I’m glad we hit the home stretch because the current rate is now over four percent.

Matters are looking up for the Maggi Republic. No more car payments and no more student loans. All we have remaining are the house (which will be forever), the only credit card we use (it will be diving soon) and the latest timeshare deed we bought last Spring.

Suck it Trump voters! Go back to yelling at Faux News about your miserable lives. This so-called tax-and-spend, Keynesian Librul is a better financial manager than your camp.

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Hellraiser, not very scary but a tad gross

Hulu offered this up and I decided to see what made Pinhead a cultural touchstone. Sadly, he and his fellow Cenobites barely appear in it. The movie is more centered around the puzzlebox’s first known victim Frank who is torn apart in the first ten minutes after ‘solving it.’ Then his naive half-brother Larry and sister-in-law Julia move into the house Frank disappeared in, planning to start a new life in England. Little does Larry know but Frank and Julia had an affair some years earlier. Their uneven, brutal relationship comes back into play when Larry’s blood is spilled by an accident in the room Frank was torn apart in, starting the process of Frank re-assembling himself. Now Frank needs more victims’ blood to urgently to finish what was started and Julia complies by luring unfaithful husbands back to the house. This gradually makes Frank whole again. What Frank willfully doesn’t tell Julia is that he is being pursued by Pinhead and the gang. When the puzzlebox is ‘solved’ or ‘opened,’ it opens a gate to where the Cenobites live and they don’t like it when their victims/clients escape.

Overall, Hellraiser is slowly paced and over 80% of the story takes place in the house. The gore is pretty mild by today’s standards thanks to Eli Roth. Still wondering how this rather uninteresting flick led to nine sequels.

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Avengers: Infinity War: Must See*

* Must See for us who are fans of superheroes; other it’s Worth Seeing.

Infinity isn’t exclusively an Avengers movie, it’s the ten-year culmination of what Marvel Studios has been working on since 2008’s Iron Man and hinted at with the ending of 2012’s The Avengers. The latter movie was impressive in how three independent franchises were brought together into a team flick. Now Marvel has topped it by bringing even more together into a giant story which will determine the fate of the universe. Ignore the whining from the Economist, The Nation and the New York Times, I feel that Infinity is a huge success. Maybe not on the story-telling front but in overcoming the asinine legal obstacles intellectual properties face in film and television; aka how past superhero movies have Batman or Spider-Man exist exclusively in the world despite the source material (comic books) continually showing other characters interacting with them. Or worse, Star Trek runs into this by the Borg never showing up in DS9 or allegedly, Discovery had to alter the Enterprise’s appearance by 25%.

No spoilers, so relax.

Infinity‘s story finally brings Thanos to the foreground in his pursuit of six Infinity Stones. Each one has a different power and all are locked away or in use as per the Vision. It also picks up shortly after the ending of Thor: Ragnarok, not Black Panther.

Every Marvel superhero (minus a couple) is drawn into the fight because all reality is threatened by Thanos succeeding in attaining all six stones for his gauntlet. Why should they worry though? Thanos is a fanatic who believes in scaling back all life in the universe due to its finite resources. To our puny intellects, the universe is practically infinite I guess this god-like villain has a better grasp on reality.

The characterization of Thanos by the writers and actor Josh Brolin is how I was won over too. Unlike past mustache-twirling villains desiring power and domination over those they conquer: Ego the Living Planet, Loki, the Red Skull, the Mandarin, Ronan the Accuser, Hydra, etc.; Thanos is a zealot, he genuinely believes his actions are for the greater good and he doesn’t wield the awesome power to stroke his ego. The millions he’s exterminated before gathering the stones continues to haunt his conscience as well.

Do you need to see every previous Marvel flick? The most recent two, yes. Any from 2017, probably just Guardians 2. For casual fans, the movie is a logistical wonder. For us diehard comic-book fans, Infinity is the type of crossover movie we’ve craved for decades, plus the trailers didn’t spoil a few more surprises we’ll noticed via cameos.

Alamo Extras: A recap of every Marvel movie to explain how we got to Infinity; a couple guys from Austin Books talking about the comics that introduced Starlord and Thanos; an explanation on why Agent Coulson is Alamo’s favorite Avenger; a collection of past crossovers shown in Pop Culture:

  • Andy Warhol appearing on WWE
  • Rugrats meet The Wild Thornberrys
  • Ahh Real Monsters! make a cameo in Rugrats
  • Mario meets Sonic the Hedgehog in a videogame
  • Double Dragon and Battle Toads in a videogame
  • Street Fighter v. X-Men videogame
  • Luke Skywalker, R2-D2 and C-3P0 on The Muppet Show
  • Bill Nye the Science Guy visits Mr. Rogers
  • Urkel appears on Full House
  • The Flintstones meet the Jetsons
  • Scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit of Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse helping Eddie plummet into Toontown
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet The Power Rangers
  • Lastly, a Hong Kong movie called The Dragon Lives in which “Bruce Lee” teams up with James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Popeye and Dracula. 
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A demo of Nick’s work with the lens I bought him

The big-ticket item my nephew Nick wanted was a special lens for his camera(s). Thanks to the helpful staff at Precision Camera in Austin, I bought him what he wanted despite it being used. I was willing to get him a new lens but Nick said this fit the bill. Here’s a cool photo he took with it of someone he says is a friend at ASU. He shows promise. I hope he can give me some lessons for concerts.

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