Happy Record Store Day 2018!

Plus it’s Moontower Comedy Festival weekend! What a great time I’m having but I’ll write more about the Moontower later. Today is about the kickoff to the Geek/Nerd High Holidays starting with music.

The problem is that both were at the same time so I failed to get up early enough to enjoy the initial festivities at Waterloo Records around 8 AM. There’s always a line around the corner and then some. This year I strolled in around noon after working out at the gym, not to brag. Despite the diehards picking the store clean of the big deals re-issued for RSD, I was sucked in by a few things on vinyl because they came with digital downloads or they’re too damned awesome to pass up; now I need to find someone with a turntable with USB to convert the files to MP3s.

One day I hope to have my nephews or nieces accompany me to Waterloo Records, show them how to really shop for music and demonstrate a different way to appreciate it.

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Soylent week update, yet still progressing

After some discussion and clarification with Somara, I got talked out of drinking Soylent for every meal because she said it only substitutes for one or two of the three per day we tend to eat; I usually don’t do breakfast so it would be one for two. Since she’s a high-ranking graduate of culinary school, I deferred to her expertise; nutrition is another thing the school taught her.

How is it going with the liquid goop replacing lunch or preferably dinner in the evening? It’s mixed, literally. I continue to combine Soylent with smoothie mix or my coffee to kill two birds with one stone. The stuff fills me up for the meal. It is proving to be no different than any other dieting though, have to fight off the urges to have a cheeseburger or devouring a 1500 calorie supper. My weight has come down a tad but it’s too early to blame or credit the strategy. At least I’m getting my exercise back on track as the other prong in my trident attack.

More as it happens.

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RIP Harry Anderson

Quite the bummer to hear about Harry passing and rather soon, he was only 65. His magic tricks on SNL helped us all get through some rather weak years for the show. I remember how he put a needle through his arm but I think the gimmick was he really hadn’t because I would’ve vomited. Harry’s brief appearances scamming Sam and the gang in Cheers led to the starring role most of us will always associate him with, Night Court.

After a good eight-year run, Harry was in the miniseries version of It and then some best forgotten Sitcom on CBS loosely based on columnist Dave Barry.

Seems he retired from TV, moved to New Orleans, ran an magic operation there until Hurricane Katrina probably wiped him out and finished out his days in Asheville, NC. Bummer, the only thing for that place is the Bob Moog Festival, otherwise it’s a boring place and good for being off the show business radar.

Sadly, the last thing he did was star in movie made by those poor, poor oppressed Christians who can’t handle Evolution and Science, let alone understand it. Harry plays the villain, a Biology professor claiming Evolution is the origin of life on Earth, causing the heroine to lose her religious faith. What crap. Harry’s character would be taken to task by other experts in Biology since Evolution explains the diversity of life we have and how we got the species we have now. It’s not involved with how life started. Well, either he cynically took the money or he got swayed into these people’s bullshit. One last element to my soap box. Someone can continue to be a spiritual person (KKKristian or other) and understand the gist of Evolution without it being a contradiction.

Either way, Harry, thank you for all your previous work. It was funny, clever and before Night Court, you were a snazzy dresser as Harry the Hat.

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RIP R. Lee Ermey

Sad to see the man who was the quintessential drill sergeant pass on. Ermey was able to turn his consultant position for Kubrick into a key role in Full Metal Jacket. Thankfully others used his roaring presence for funny stuff like the leader of the Army Men in Toy Story, a drill instructor for the delusional Invader Zim and my personal favorite, Col. Leslie Haplap on The Simpsons, twice! I loved his first time as he yelled at his men’s failure to locate Sideshow Bob on his base.

“We’ve searched this airbase from top to bottom, and all we’ve found is porno, porno, porno!”

It’s funny because of the way he says it, not what he necessarily said.

In the real world, Somara and I would catch his show Mail Call on History. This program was more along the lines of Mythbusters for military questions.

Thanks for all the entertainment Mr. Ermey. Your infamous tirades at slackers will be missed enormously.

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Advanced Race Guide

This is Pathfinder‘s take on one of my favorite 3e books, Savage Species. In the original for D&D, WOTC laid down a solid set of options on how to integrate other races and monsters as PCs into the game. I agreed with their rationale, especially when they showed you how to break down, say a minotaur, level by level. If you want to start from first level, you’d get a much weaker version but as you gain experience, eventually you’ll have the standard minotaur from the Monster Manual. Or you can begin as a standard minotaur but receive an adjustment in experience called an Effective Character Level (ECL). I can’t remember off the top of my head how high it was for a minotaur, maybe eight (ECL 8). The better example I do recall was the half-dragon, which always led to the player whining for it was a mere three (ECL 3). This racial option gave the PC positive bonuses toward five out of the six attributes, a bump in hit dice (if the class used d6, they get d8 instead), claws, sharp teeth, tougher skin toward their armor class, darkvision, immunity to paralysis and a daily breath-weapon attack. This would add up to an ECL of three as per Savage. So, if a player chooses to be a half-dragon sorcerer at first level in 3e, they “started” with 6000 experience points (third level as per the ECL) and would need to get to 10,000 to make second, the difference between third and fourth level. Meanwhile, the players who chose the usual races would be progressing to second, third, etc., leaving the half-dragon behind. The player would complain on how “weak” a first-level sorcerer is while forgetting how their PC received numerous benefits upfront.

Advanced Race Guide takes a different and somewhat confusing solution. Paizo breaks down the standard humanoid races and more common monsters’ powers, abilities and stats to give a value called Race Points (RPs).

I’m jumping ahead though.

Race spends the first chapter providing additional options for the Core Races we all know and have played for decades. Then they propose different racial traits, favored class options, racial archetypes, equipment, Feats, magic items, spells. The second chapter repeats this treatment with what are labelled Featured Races. These races were mostly introduced in 3e as playable: Aasimars, Tieflings, elementally plane-touched, Catfolk, Ratfolk and those who are often the enemy; Orcs, Goblins, Drow, etc. The third chapter continues what Core and Featured received with what are branded as Uncommon Races. The Uncommon aren’t particularly more powerful, they’re just not seen very often and could be considered to be legends told by someone wanting free drinks: Changelings, Duergars, Kitsune, Merfolk, Svirfneblin, Strix, etc.

It’s the fourth chapter we all want to read, instructions on how to break down a monster or race into RPs. Paizo also gives values to the Core, Featured and Uncommon to provide some helpful perspective on how they all stack up. There are further examples through the chapter in sidebars to demonstrate the system and the rationale on what their RPs are, Gnolls, Lizardfolk, Ogres and Centaurs.

So what costs an RP?

  • Natural Armor
  • Stat boosts
  • Darkvision
  • Size
  • Category (Fey, Giant)
  • Base Speed
  • Damage Reduction
  • Additional limbs
  • Spell Resistance
  • Fast Healing/Regeneration
  • Extra languages

The one big area Race differs from Savage is on hit dice. In the example of a Gnoll, this creature always starts with 2d8 for hit points due to its size (they average seven feet in height) and yet there’s no RP cost this considerable advantage over newbies with 1d6 or 1d8. Same goes for an Ogre which has 4d8 as a standard amount in the hit point department. Now the Ogre costs 23 RP, about 13 over the average Core race, so the mystery to me is how to balance it out with the players. Paizo never says.

I propose this and it’s how I plan to use it in my game should it come up. Since the Core races only exceed 10 RPs once, oddly Dwarves, I will figure out the RPs for the player’s choice, subtract 10 and that’s the percentage added to the PC’s XP progression. Should the creature have two or more hit dice to start with, add 1 RP back.

For example, Ogres are 23 RPs to build. Subtract 10, leaves 13 but add back 4 courtesy of their automatic 4d8 hit dice. Thus a first-level Ogre Fighter has 4d8+1d10 for hit points but has the RP adjustment of 17% more on their XP to make second level; 2340 v. a Core’s 2000. This would be easier for a player to accept than saying an Ogre starts with an eighth level character’s XP and needs ninth just go up one level of Fighter.

A while ago, I broke down a rare creature called an aranea because long ago, my friend Jeremy lost his Paladin in the middle of an adventure and we agreed to let him be one of these weird, friendly, shape-shifting spider creatures. According to Race, I think it added up to an RP total in the eighties before I could even take in the 5d10 hit points. In my defense, the creature has a slug of advantages over the average starting PC plus Jeremy is a better sport with such a thing and Essani (as he was named) lives on an NPC in my game.

The book wraps up with age tables for the Core, Featured and Uncommon Races too.

I seriously recommend Advanced Race Guide for any Pathfinder campaign. It helps shake up what can be a mundane element in the game and could aid in fleshing out NPCs/Villains.

There will be a pocket edition later this year.

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Reached 4000 CDs

In an age when music collecting is torn between the vinyl revival (Hipsters mainly) and streaming services (which screw over most artists whose names don’t rhyme Dickweed Pest or WASP-y Thrift), I’m still a purchaser of CDs. Should CDs go away, I will probably find someway to support my faves.

Meanwhile, my collection has hit 4000 CDs (or sets, sometimes there’s multiple discs like The Wall by Pink Floyd as an example) if the FileMaker database I built in 1994 were accurate. I need to hurry up on getting the shelving figured out.

As for which title has the honor of being labelled #4000…

Depth of Field by Sarah Blasko

She’s an Australian singer I’ve followed for over a decade because she was featured on She Will Have Her Way, a collection of Finn Brothers’ songs sung be female vocalists. The selections covered Split Enz, Crowded House, Finn Brothers and the solo material Tim and Neil have done during their long careers.

I want close by thanking my friend Chip and his employer Waterloo Records for making the size of my collection possible.

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Altered Carbon Season One

Got through this Netflix original before Lost in Space was available and checked it out on the recommendation of my friend Matthew, who has read the novels this is based upon. I was more surprised by the full-frontal nudity (both genders) than the violence, but it didn’t detour the plot much. Thankfully Carbon doesn’t have missionaries pushing this down my throat like the overrated Firefly…yet. The is a mash up of Blade Runner and William Gibson’s Cyberpunk stories, along with others.

The short version which makes Carbon part Blade Runner is the mystery protagonist Kovacs needs to solve, a weird murder, futuristic film noir. The Cyberpunk elements are how people’s memories are stored in a big chip called a stack so they transfer their entire “being” to other bodies, nicknamed sleeves. Hence, rich people can afford to have their bodies cloned, their stacks backed up in case of an accident and ta-dah, they can live forever. It’s only the poor and middle class (if any in this dystopia) who are limited to one lifetime. They’re not alone, a splinter-group within Christianity labelled Neo-Catholicism professes a belief that everyone is only entitled the life they receive from god. However, the UN is trying to pass a law allowing murder victims to have their stacks revived long enough to be witnesses to their own demise. As long as the stack wasn’t destroyed or damaged, they’ll function.

Where does Kovacs fit in this again? Two hundred and fifty years ago, he was part of a resistance movement called the Envoys. They gave the UN-based galactic government a hard time. His original body was killed but his stack was preserved and stored away until a very wealthy ‘meth’ (short for Methuselah, aka rich people that can afford to live forever) named Bancroft has him revived. Kovacs is put into someone else’s body, given unlimited access and money and promised a full pardon if he figures out how/why Bancroft died. Kovacs’ patron met his grisly fate before his daily backup making the investigation harder because Bancroft is incapable of remembering what happened within 24 hours of the critical event.

Along the way Kovacs gains allies, a police officer, the father of a murder victim and my personal favorite, Poe, an AI (yes, Artificial Intelligence) based within a hotel called The Raven. There’s also plenty of people trying to throw him off the trail, namely Bancroft’s wife of a couple centuries. Throughout the ten episodes, you’ll see flashbacks on how Kovacs became the person he is today, what his sister was like and how he was romantically involved with the leader of the Envoys. You’ll see even more Blade Runner influences in how dark, vulgar, rainy and poly-lingual San Francisco (now Bay City) has become. Fear not, when someone speaks in another language, there’s subtitles. I’m more amazed the recipients automatically know what is being said in Spanish, Arabic or Russian.

Carbon isn’t for the squeamish. The violence gets gruesome at times and on top of the full-frontal nudity, there’s a few incidents of people doing the horizontal mambo. On this last part, I tried to fast forward since these didn’t move the plot much beyond future blackmail attempts against somebody.

Another surprise regarding Carbon, there isn’t one recognizable cast member in the show. Matt Frewer of Max Headroom fame appears as a virtual pimp a couple times but beyond him, I didn’t recognize one actor or actress. Maybe this show will make somebody famous like one of the kids from Stranger Things appearing in It.

Do I recommend Carbon? Yes. Blade Runner and its sequel are movies I am fond of. This gives the vibe of those stories being given the mini-series treatment.

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The future of food, part four: a week of Soylent

I’ve gone over three alternatives, sampled them, mixed them with other stuff to make them more “edible,” and now comes a quick test of a short-term result.

This week, I’m going to “eat” nothing but Soylent for lunch and dinner. I tend to skip breakfast on weekdays. I’ll still have my daily coffee and water at night to take my medications but nothing solid. Allegedly each bottle says it covers 20% of one’s daily intake at 400 calories.

By midnight next Sunday, let’s see how I’m feeling. The Moontower Comedy Festival will be winding down which will be perfect. I can celebrate by bringing home a deep-dish pizza from Geno’s East on Sixth.

Currently, I’ve had my first bottle as bruch…ugh. After working out at the gym, there’s nothing better than Soylent’s chalky taste.

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RIP Mitzi Shore

Mitzi’s name may sound familiar to many, she’s (not-funny) comedian Pauly Shore’s mother. For those who follow comedy (like me), she’s more famous as being the owner of The Comedy Store, a venue which made the careers of David Letterman, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Jerry Seinfeld and Sam Kinnison, just to name a few.

Her ownership of the LA landmark was more happenstance too. Mitzi was given The Comedy Store in a divorce as her ex-husband figured it would lower his alimony and child-support payments (they had four kids, Pauly being the youngest). I have a suspicion her ex also figured Mitzi would drive it into the ground. Nope. It flourished and eventually the audience often had producers, agents and what-have-you in the wings, looking to book them on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, sitcoms, SNL, HBO/Showtime, etc. This brought out Mitzi’s dark sides too. One was her micromanaging of the comedians down to how long their sets were and two, not paying anyone until Paul Mooney led a strike against her. Mitzi’s lame-ass excuse was her giving the hungry newbies “opportunity.” Sounds like the bullshit I heard with my internships. Well, competition in LA appeared by the Eighties so she capitulated on paying but never on the kibitzing, such as telling Marc Maron to wear a scarf, he sounded like an angry poet.

Despite her shortcomings, thanks Mitzi. Thanks for giving many funny and talented people the chance to start and hone their acts. May The Comedy Store continue.

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OMD in Austin

Last Friday I went to the sold-out OMD concert at Emo’s, a venue I need to work into my life more often. Initially I went because the tickets were a late Christmas present for frequent concert buddy Mark M. Me? I knew most of OMD’s later stuff (Crush and on) and whatever is on their greatest hits compilation circa 1987. As the show progressed though, Andrew and Paul (the founding, main members) made me a fan. These guys sang and played their hearts out with such conviction. They didn’t phone it in which is a common occurrence since Generation X’s music is now in the “middle aged” bracket, making it susceptible to showcases. The biggest surprise was OMD doing their biggest hit, “If You Leave” in the middle of the set, it’s also the only song I know all the words to; ah, the memories of seeing Pretty in Pink in Bismarck on opening weekend thanks to my dad going through all the trouble that Spring (or what passed for it there) weekend.

Their current tour is winding down, so if you didn’t catch them, your loss. Thank you to whoever posted the setlist.

Meanwhile, I propose to you my friends and relatives, give OMD some reconsideration.

The singer’s really cool LED-embedded cape.

Opening for OMD was GGOOLLDD (pronounced ‘gold’) who were thrilled to finally play Austin normally and not as part of a SXSW appearance. I liked them. Picked up two of their full-length CDs to go with my new OMD shirt.

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RIP Chuck McCann

It was a bummer to find out Chuck passed via a tweet from Joel Hodgson. He made a lasting impression on me through the Sid & Marty Kroft show Far Out Space Nuts which he co-starred with Bob Denver. Little did I know, Chuck wrote three episodes of the Saturday morning kid show. Afterwards, he was very recognizable in all the weekly programs I’d see him in, namely “serious” programs like The Rockford Files.

Voice work is where he really shined. He was Sonny the bird who went cuckoo for Co-Co Puffs, Oliver Hardy (plus he portrayed him live) and the Amoeba Boys on The Powerpuff Girls. His imdb.com credits have Chuck listed for numerous video games as well.

Farewell Chuck. Thanks for all the joy and delight you provided on Saturday mornings while I was growing up in the Seventies.

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Kill the Irishman

Another movie which came and went in theaters before I got a chance to see it way back in 2011. Thanks to Hulu I caught it before the streaming service’s time to offer this expired.

Irishman is loosely based upon the criminal career of Danny Greene circa the Sixties and Seventies. Being a mafia flick, the usual array of mobster-type actors are present: Christopher Walken, Paul Sorvino, Vincent D’Onofrio and minor players from Goodfellas/Sopranos. Narrating the story is Val Kilmer as a police detective who grew up with Greene until their careers took them in different directions.

I enjoyed it overall. Compared to other films while tend to glamorize mobster lifestyles, Irishman is grittier. Greene is obviously Irish so the best position he can have in the Outfit is muscle-for-hire so he usually intimidates or beats people who owe money to Shondor Birns. He also used his role to consolidate all the garbage collectors in the greater Cleveland area into a “union.” Being an enforcer means he doesn’t necessarily have a nice house, cool car or special privileges at a fancy club. Greene probably remained in his working-class neighborhood to be inconspicuous. All was going relatively well for him until a trivial incident led to him falling out with the Outfit’s good graces. Thus their two-year campaign to murder him.

If you enjoy mobster movies, definitely watch Kill the Irishman. It’s not as mythical as Goodfellas or a fantasy like the Godfather trilogy, to me Irishman is what organized crime films should be, cautionary tales about what happens to those who “live by the sword.”

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(Austin) Stars clinch a spot in the playoffs!

Tonight’s victory over the Rockford Icehogs and the Stockton Heat’s loss to the San Diego Gulls got my Stars back into the playoffs despite the five-game penalty we share with the San Antonio Rampage. It wasn’t an easy game neither since the battled back from a 3-1 deficit against a team that’s also trying to get a spot in their division.

All we have left are three games which should determine what seed position we’ll be entering for the 2018 Calder Cup. The Grand Rapids Griffins will be tough as they share the Icehogs’ dilemma and then two games with our I-35 rival, the San Antonio Rampage who can only play the spoiler.

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Brian Posehn 3

Got to see one of my favorite comedians, voice actors and D&D aficionados back in February (the digging out continues!). Hot off his 30 years of being a stand-up last Summer, Brian had a mix of great new jokes and material from when I saw him at Moontower 2017. He killed. Currently, I love his closing story about a mental patient named Benny he knew from his childhood via his mother’s nursing career. This patient was best left alone in his own world but a classmate thought it would be funny to hit Benny with a water balloon. Shortly after Benny was soaked, he went after Brian’s friend and pummeled the kid. It took six adults to pull Benny off Brian’s severely bruised buddy. In short, Benny is Trump and we better hope there are enough adults in the White House to save us from the small-handed vulgarian’s impulses.

I also love his bit regarding Aunt May from Spider-Man comic books and how it’s not fair to have an attractive actress play the part (Marisa Tomei) after decades of disliking the character. I do agree with him that Aunt May was often a pill yet she was vital to Marvel’s realistic storytelling; Peter Parker had real-world problems to juggle while he was fighting New York’s craziest robbers.

After the show, got my traditional face time. Gave him some money to help offset the expenses to his awesome D&D-focused podcast, Nerd Poker. Still scanning for the shout out to my Fellowship of Pflugerville: Opal, Seilu, Hitana, Avani and Impavidus Goldfrapp. To close out, I told Brian how I really loved his movie Uncle Nick and it’s going to be a tradition for me, alongside other great Xmas flicks I prefer…GremlinsAbout a Boy and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. You should do the same, it’s really clever despite being dark. I reviewed it about two years ago.

Opening for Brian again was his good friend and former roommate Ngaio Bealum. Another hilarious guy. A good chunk of Ngaio’s material is weed jokes but he does much more, namely a strong bit involving his early days when he played Waco with Doug Benson. He was really sweet in person. I forgot to ask him about his work with Weird Al as the MC stated in his introduction.

If either Brian and/or Ngaio are passing through your town. SEE THEM! You will laugh your asses off.

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The future of food, part three: Huel

My overdue conclusion on the trilogy of food substitutions! I had this Huel (Human Fuel) stuff so long again, I had to start over to remember what it was like.

Unlike Soylent or “Slimfast,” Huel comes in a powder that you mix with cold water (I don’t recommend it) or other stuff. It’s mostly made up of oats (40%), rice protein, pea protein, sunflower, flaxseed, coconut MCTs (translation, a combination of coconut oil and palm oil; they allegedly don’t work well solo, so they’re combined), plus a vitamin and mineral blend. A standard amount is four ounces (or 127 grams) mixed into a liquid with a 1:5 ratio respectively. It smells like cake mix.

By itself and made according to the directions on the bag, it tastes like watered-down Malt-o-Meal. The biggest problem is getting it to dissolve. As of this writing, I’m continue to run into clumps on the bottom of my cup or swallowing some while drinking.

With fruit smoothie in a bottle? The smoothie stuff overpowers whatever taste Huel has. Clumping remains a problem.

With Starbucks? Same result as the smoothie stuff. Starbucks takes over in the flavor department but clumps take effort to remove.

Somara gave me a small hand mixer she didn’t want anymore. Still couldn’t get the Huel to dissolve adequately.

My opinion of it? I like it better than Soylent but starting Sunday, my Future of Food stories will move to the next step. How does it go when I substitute Soylent or Huel for regular meals over a week.

Huel runs about $66 for two big bags of the mixture. They also throw in a shake-cup and a T-Shirt with the logo.

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