Spider-Gwen action figure!

Marvel’s toy licensee finally made a new run of Spider-Gwen figures and I scored mine from Rogues Gallery. Gwen Stacy is a favorite because the team behind the character and story line have done more than just reverse the genders in the comic’s alternate universe. Firstly, the backstory detailing how Gwen became Spider-Woman is just a quick explanation taking up one page. The title didn’t bother to spend several issues covering the heroine’s journey, it’s closer to being in media res. Also, only Gwen has traded places with Peter Parker on having the spider powers. Everyone else is the same, gender-wise, but they have different roles:

  • Peter died fighting Gwen. He tried to create superpowers for himself, it turned him in to the traditional villain The Lizard.
  • Uncle Ben is alive, he and Aunt May blame the Spider-Woman for their nephew’s death/murder.
  • Frank Castle (the Punisher) is a police captain out to capture Spider-Woman.
  • Matt Murdock (Daredevil) is Kingpin’s chief lawyer.
  • Ben Grimm (the Thing) is a beat cop.
  • Janet Van Dyne (the Wasp) provided the tech for Gwen’s webslingers.
  • Mary Jane is the lead singer in the band Gwen plays drums for.

Another cool thing about Spider-Gwen, her costume was designed by other women who are professional/semi-professional CosPlayers. These people did a bang up job. I think Gwen has one of the more realistic superhero costumes for the NYC climate.

You can change the heads to show Gwen unmasked.

One day soon, I hope Marvel and DC have Spider-Gwen team up with Batgirl to solve a mystery. That would be pretty cool.

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Frozen pizza in the Netherlands

I’m starting a new subcategory for Pictures called “Dutch Stuff” that will be dedicated to the funny, weird, odd, take your pick, products my friends living there find. To kick it off, one of my favorite foods, pizza. I’m guessing they use the state of Texas to describe how meaty this pizza is to the Dutch but I can tell you after living in Austin for 23 years, Texans don’t know crap about pizza. I also don’t see the salami the label says. The “Big Americans” part is the only accurate description. We like large portions and we’re often fat or obese.

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Wonder Woman crossovers/team-ups

It has been a great year for Wonder Woman! Beyond her killer film, DC Comics featured the princess in three team-ups with complimentary heroes. Thankfully, Zak Snyder couldn’t screw them up.

First is the a team-up we could only have in our dreams. The Adam West Batman and the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman join forces during three different eras in this six-issue miniseries. Three eras? Yes. The overall story arc involves R’as al Ghul appearing in Gotham City during the Forties, Sixties and Seventies.

In the first period, Bruce is a kid when his parents host an auction that attracts the Nazis and Ra’s al Ghul. Both villains are trying to collect two books about the ancient world (where’s Paradise Island, the Spear of Destiny, etc.) and they’ll do anything to get them. Observing the auction are members of America’s intelligence agencies with an undercover Wonder Woman in tow. When the villains resort to violence after a very wealthy Gotham book lover outbids everybody, Wonder Woman and the young Bruce work together to stop the Nazis. Unfortunately Ra’s al Ghul escapes with one tome.

They team up again during Batman’s prime in the Sixties to stop Ra’s al Ghul after he steals the second book. Deducing where Ra’s will go next, Batman, Robin and Catwoman fly to Paradise Island to warn Wonder Woman about Ra’s al Ghul’s upcoming invasion. The heroes succeed in driving back the trespassers but realize too late they were caught in a diversion due to the wily Ra’s real objective.

In the finale, Wonder Woman returns to Gotham City during disco’s heyday because Ra’s al Ghul’s organization has come out of hiding. All her leads say there’s something hidden within the city her immortal nemesis is looking for. Sadly, Batman has retired and wants no involvement. Wonder Woman then teams up with Batman’s successors, Nightwing (formerly Robin) and Batwoman (formerly Batgirl). In the end, Batman cannot resist a good mystery so he joins later for what may be their final confrontation with Ra’s al Ghul.

As a Batman fan, in all his incarnations, and someone who saw Wonder Woman the first time it aired on ABC/CBS, I loved how the writer/art team integrated these television franchises together. They captured the silliness (Bat Jet, Robin’s quips) while mixing in the core backstory elements, like young Bruce stumbling into the bat cave which would become his HQ. Extrapolating the Sixties Batman into the Seventies was my favorite touch: Nightwing’s big collar, an updated Batmobile (a Trans Am) and how some common villains are tweaked for the gaudy decade. Oh yeah, another factor you’ll notice that the author insisted on having the artist do…changing Catwoman’s appearance without an explanation. This is definitely a trade paperback all audiences will enjoy since it doesn’t require everyone to know all the characters’ histories.

This labor of love highlights TV’s two biggest female action stars while I was growing up in the Seventies. When Wonder Woman switched from ABC to CBS, the setting was changed from WWII to the modern era with Wonder Woman being an ally of the IADC. The stories were similar to the Sci-Fi/Espionage plots of The Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man so this team-up is highly plausible. I found myself loving this slightly more than the Batman ’66 story because every major enemy of both heroines combine forces to conquer Paradise Island; they want to harvest all of the Amazons’ magic metal femium. This confederation of evil has the Fembots, Nazis (Captain Radl), Dr. Cyber and the Toymaker. Wonder Girl and Max the bionic dog play major roles in the final act.

If you’re not familiar with Jaime Sommers, fear not. The story doesn’t require any serious knowledge about her background.

The final team up I was confident about due to the author being the very talented Gail Simone. She found a plausible way to bring enough parity between Diana’s superhero-level powers and Conan just being a very experienced-skilled human; using the old amnesia story line, thus Wonder Woman can’t tap into all of her abilities.

So during the Hyborean Age, Conan encounters Diana as a fellow prisoner/contestant in an arena-style fighting match. She’s highly skilled warrior with little recollection of  who she is though. Conan thinks Diana was a girl he once met when he was about 10 during some inter-tribal negotiation, but there’s no time to really ponder it since both of them manage to escape their enslavement and go on the run. This mini-series is only half over and given Conan’s gruff nature, I doubt he’ll fall in love with Diana yet he will always hold her in high regard for her fighting prowess.

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Starship Troopers: 20 years later, the satire that came true

I remember how excited I was to see this flick when it opened. Unlike the dozens of Heinlein purists (aka, closeted Fascists/Libertarians), I enjoyed it immensely and quickly remembered that director Paul Verhoeven was a master of satire. He demonstrated this before in his earlier Sci-Fi masterpiece Robocop.

Over the years, I think many have come to enjoy Troopers as the dark satire which sadly came true. The destruction of Buenos Aires is the 9-11 moment, the Arachnids are surrogates for al-Qeda/Daesh/Taliban and the Federation’s hubris/propaganda is on par with America’s blind militarism while our civil liberties have been clipped via the NSA. There are other elements Verhoeven threw in as a warning sign, notice how the Federation uniforms are modeled after the Nazi era Wehrmacht and Gestapo. Whenever there’s a commercial break, the catchphrase of “would you like to know more?” is perfectly Orwellian. Finally comes my interpretation of Troopers‘ ending; the war isn’t going well despite the capture of a brain bug. If humanity were clearly winning, why are Johnny and Carmen leading pre-teens into a battle; another parallel to the Nazi regime, Berlin was defended by children dressed in army uniforms to stave off the Soviet invasion.

I’m not sure if Troopers enjoyed much success via cable/DVD/streaming. It does have sequels, avoid 2 but check out 3 (it has the first’s dark sense of humor). I’ve never bothered with the spinoff cartoon. There’s been talk about remaking the movie for all the whining Heinlein worshippers.

Another fear the movie brings up is my fear of the American military taking over in a coup. It remains a bad possibility given the moron residing in the White House when he’s not at his Florida resort. Many Americans would see the spendthrifts in the Pentagon a welcome change. The government would then “work,” and the dumb citizens can keep shopping.

If you’ve never seen Starship Troopers, give it a try. It’s somewhat gorey and there’s some gratuitous nudity, the latter destroyed the film’s capability to make its money back. The ugly truth is that few R-rated movies with big budgets rarely succeed. Verhoeven could’ve used something other than a co-ed shower scene to demonstrate the equality between genders, receive a PG-13 rating and boom, the movie would’ve come closer to breaking even at the box office.

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Congratulations to Travis Morin on scoring 500 points!

Travis provided an assist to Curtis McKenzie’s second goal of the evening and became the 92nd player in AHL history to achieve the milestone of 500 points. This also makes him the first member of our Stars to do this. He’s been having a great season as a playmaker, Travis leads the League and the Stars with 27 assists  so far! The only bad thing, the Stars lost in overtime to the Rampage. Despite that, the Stars had a helluva’ comeback. They were down 4-2 in the final minutes of the third period. Then boom! Two goals within a minute of each other with a couple minutes remaining. Good thing I decided to tough it out, I had considered leaving at the five-minute mark.

Congratulations again Travis! When this season is over, we should retire his #23 to join our championship banner.

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Rick and Morty have arrived…

…on my desk. Seems the portal gun is a tad unreliable. I think they’re trying to hunt down the renegade Mr. Meseeks sitting on the upper right corner of my work display. As you can see, Rick is fully prepared wth his gun and flask while Morty is oddly armed with what might be a reliable weapon. I hope to use their points of articulation to get schwifty!

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City of Lost Children: 21 years or so later

This French masterpiece made the rounds at Alamo during October’s theme of Dystopias in order to warm up the audiences for the new Blade Runner 2049. Somara had never seen it so I pounced on the chance to watch it again on the big screen, something I hadn’t done since the late Nineties. I remember reviewing it 21 years ago when Picayune had a physical form and was the featured movie with the headline of City of Frights. I did tweak the review below for grammar.

One is a carnival strong man whose little kid brother Denree has been kidnapped by the mysterious Cult of the Blind. Denree turns out to be one of many victims. Dozens of young children have been abducted by the cult for weeks. The cult does this because they trade the children to an evil scientist named Krank in exchange for technology.

Krank then takes the children to an island he lives on with his dwarf aunt, his uncle (a brain in a fish bowl) and the six clones of his younger, narcoleptic brother. Together they’re using the children to find a cure for Krank’s rapid aging.

Meanwhile, One gains the help of Miette, a young girl who leads a gang of pickpockets. She and her gang operate from the orphanage where they are bullied by the Octopus; conjoined sisters via a mutual foot.

Surreal enough? Probably not anymore than a typical Tim Burton, David Lynch or Terry Gilliam movie. The visuals and effects are impressive enough to forgive any holes in the movie’s execution (it tends to meander around for very little reason in my opinion). City has all their touches; the dark settings, a city where there is no sun, freaks, the silly impossible things that really couldn’t happen (see what kind of Rube Goldberg disruption one tear drop can create) and the retro technology.

It is a movie that is just fascinating to watch because it’s a dark fairytale. Besides, how often do the Europeans produce a movie with top-notch special effects too? Maybe it’s my bias toward French film but if you don’t speak the language, La Cité des Enfants Perdus (The City of Lost Children) will still hold your attention. It’s too visually interesting like Brazil and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Minor point of trivia, One is played by American Ron Perlman who is more famous as the Beast from the TV show. He was the only non-French person cast in the film and he had to have his lines written out for him phonetically. As always, get the subtitles, dubbing sucks and fails to catch the real mood.

City has withstood the years thanks to Jeunet and Caro relying on practical effects instead of CG, which was still pretty crude in 1995-6. Having seen this a few times, it doesn’t meander as much as I remember, it stays on task with One hunting down his brother’s kidnappers. I don’t agree with the romantic argument subplot between Miette and One. Miette has a crush on One, that is obvious but One doesn’t reciprocate. He may be a big, strong dumb guy yet he demonstrates strong morals and understands its really infatuation from a little girl who wants to grow up too quickly. If you haven’t seen this movie after 20-plus years, get off your fanny and check it out, especially if you’re into Steampunk, Dystopia and dark Faerie Tales.

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Rest in Peace Bob Givens

Bob was one of the many unsung heroes in animation because his biggest legacy was re-designing Bugs Bunny at Tex Avery’s request to debut in “A Wild Hare.”

He started out at Disney, went to Warner Brothers (aka Looney Tunes) and did work on other projects, the Raid bug spray commercials.

The synopsis of his life is here.

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1987: My last Maggi-Maier family Christmas

As I kick back, enjoying the much warmer weather down here in Austin, I remember how at this time 30 years ago, the six of us celebrated at Grandma’s (Maier) house for what would be the last time. Starting in 1988, my parents stayed in San Diego and I stuck around Milwaukee to make extra money with the part-time jobs I held. Then came the stretch of me going to the movies, I did miss out a few times. This year we couldn’t pull it off today since practically everything was sold out at Alamo Drafthouse; I didn’t plan ahead and Somara actually got the day off.

This is the Christmas stretch that turned me off from the whole family bullshit altogether. Some of it I blame on my self-involvement which is pretty standard at 19. The remainder was just my family’s general unpleasantness in addition to how boring they are. One exception was my grandfather, his curiosity never ceased despite his body not being able to keep up. The one big silver lining was seeing The Princess Bride at a discount theater to combat going stir crazy. This movie went on to become one of my absolute favorites.

Now I have my own pseudo family which is pretty cool. We celebrate before, after and around the holiday. For them I’m grateful, alongside A Christmas Story being shown on TBS for 24 straight hours.

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Edible and lethal

All I need now are some Y-Wings made of marzipan to cripple the Star Destroyer with milk torpedoes a la Rogue One.

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Gary Numan

Photo courtesy of Austin 360

Last week, I got to see Gary Numan perform a full show; I had met and watched him a couple years ago through a SXSW showcase at Waterloo Records. Despite the cold rain, Gary played to a sold-out crowd at the Mohawk (which is partially outdoors). What a performance.

Most of you who read this are probably close to my age and recall Gary for “Cars” and “Down in the Park,” core New Wave pieces played via electronic instruments. Well, he has shifted to more of a guitar-driven sound which is in the vein of Nine Inch Nails and Filter. However, Gary Numan does it well since I felt his past sound in the Eighties could logically make the shift a thousand times better than David Bowie’s failed attempt via Outside and Earthling in the Nineties.

The whole band being dressed up in desert colors/”bandages” made them look like a cross between mummies and Tusken Raiders, a touch I liked. For me, the highlight of the show weren’t his early hits, it was when his daughter joined the band to sing backing vocals to “My Name is Ruin.” You could see how proud Gary was of her.

I also made a couple new friends who travelled all the way from San Antonio to see the concert. We plan to meet up again at John Waite in February.

Here’s the set list if you’re interested. It was posted by me! It’s a thrill whenever I get to provide and give back to the setlist site. A feeling right there whenever I get to fill in the blanks for Gracenote’s CD database.

Opening for Gary Numan was a really impressive quartet from Brooklyn called Me Not You. They only had an EP to buy and there are plans for another. Keep an eye out, I think they’ll be more household names in a couple years. They reminded me of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs yet more melodious out of the gate, something the Yeahs took a couple records to pin down like PJ Harvey.

Photo courtesy of Austin 360

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Aisha Tyler

Aisha was in town a few weeks ago to promote her directorial debut Axis. It was really good (separate review coming) and awesome to meet her, especially applauding a funny person blossoming into a Jane-of-all-Trades! She definitely liked the Lana shirt I wore on purpose.

When the moving ended, Aisha participated in a Q&A about the movie. How it ended according to a couple audience members got me to re-think it. I’m very glad for Mrs. Tyler in all the praise she’s been getting from festivals. Originally, Aisha figured the movie would just be something she’d show to friends and family.

Lastly, I thanked her for being at the Archer live show a couple years ago. She remembered the sign-language team and how the cast, namely her and H. Jon Benjamin, tried to say the filthiest things they could imagine just to see how ASL translated it.

If you get to see Aisha’s stand-up, I haven’t, take a chance. I imagine it’s pretty clever given her love of videogames and other elements of nerd culture she’s into; let’s address the elephant in the room here, they’re a couple things one doesn’t expect an American Black woman to be into despite nerd culture being universal and open to all. So should she perform at Moon Tower or Cap City, I’ll be there.

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Me as a Simpson

I went ahead and paid the money to the two artists above to be immortalized as a member of the Simpson universe. My mustache covers up the style’s trademarked overbite but I think Phil Ortiz did a great job incorporating me. Poor Tom Cook had to find a way to balance out my predominantly gray beard with my still brown hair as he colored. I love it.

The sketch of me is a good reminder to keep hitting the gym and lose a lot of weight. Not only am I well over Homer’s considerable weight of 239, I bear a creepy resemblance to Comic Book Guy. Maybe I will be mistaken as his older brother or a cousin. Ugh.

One horrible anecdote to this. I politely took my spot in queue for Phil to render me and then that fat, ass-smelling, pile of monkey crap…and now accused sexual harasser Harry Knowles cut in line. I uncharacteristically let it slide and figured Phil had been following the news. As much as Knowles disgusts me, the accusations need to go through due process and not a trial by public opinion.

I hope to look better next year should the opportunity arise at WizWorld Austin ’18.

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New exercise streak achieved for Winter Solstice ’17

Success! I did it again. I’ve achieved a continuous streak of 14 days, making that the new record on my Activity app.

Now to push the limit. Last time, I got lazy and was too tired, fizzling out at 13 days. I am confident I can at least get way farther. The trick will be using the “old” gym while the one I prefer has limited hours which aren’t convenient if I want to be at work on time.

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It: Worth Seeing

Another second-chance opportunity we got through the local discount theater near work. Economist said it was one of the top ten financially successful movies this year and a rare non-sequel/franchise too. Could’ve fooled me, it didn’t stay at our Alamos for long.

Now keep in mind, I’m not a Stephen King aficionado nor am I against him. I just don’t read his books, I figure the movies will be fine. I have too many other things in queue to devour, namely all the crap I got autographed.

Everyone knows how the story goes so I’m skipping that.

I think the execution involving seven tweeners trying to fight the mystery was done very well. The kids are believable in their squabbling, fear and cooperation. It’s hard not to compare this to Goonies or Stranger Things but it’s pretty similar except there’s more gore and only one girl amongst the troupe.

Was it scary? No. Did it get my heart racing? A bit. Did I get startled? Oh yes. I wasn’t afraid of Pennywise and its numerous incarnations/tricks yet the director succeeded in getting me to jump. This is an old-style horror movie with some hidden optimism.

There is supposed to be a sequel as per the novel so I’m looking forward to It 2.

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