One ring to roll them all!

We had a White Elephant gift exchange at work today. Just a little something amongst my team. I went with something humorous from the discount bin at Toys R Us, I figured there were a slug of unsold Emoji Movie junk…oddly, no. Anyway, I walked away with this d20 ring from Dragon’s Lair. Due to my obesity, I foolishly put it on my ring finger and the struggle began. Now I’m keeping it on my pinkie just as those classy east coast gangster wannabes who all speak like Joe Pesci do!

Seriously, it will be for secret rolls when I’m the DM.

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Where’s my muuuuuuuuuug?

A very awesome gift from my friends out East! A Lego-compatible mug that I need to decorate later. Currently, I have the Where’s-My-Pants guy on the side looking for his recently pressed slacks.

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A real ET…that’s a rock

Sorry I wasn’t very timely on Oumuamua’s passing by the earth but I was excited about our Astronomers finally discovering and confirming an object passing through our solar system that didn’t originate “here.” According NPR stories, Oumuamua on now hurtling on its way to the constellation of Pegasus.

I wonder how long it will take Hollywood to make an alien-invasion movie based upon this event? Personally, I’m going to keep it in mind for my D&D/d20 Modern game. Better yet, Call of Cthulhu!

Anyway, I remember to write about the event through this article explaining the competing theories (meaning they have good, solid proof) of abiogenesis and panspermia. If you don’t know what they are, read the story. Sadly, we’ll never know which is right.

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Quadruple movement achieved

Could’ve sworn I’ve done this before but it turns out, I haven’t until last night. I pulled it off by hitting the gym to do my big workout on a Saturday, then normal stuff and concluding with a lot of standing at the Gary Numan concert.

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The Last Jedi: MUST SEE!

NO SPOILERS…SO RELAX!

The saga picks up shortly after the end of The Force Awakens as Rey meets exiled Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, obviously asking him to train her because the Force appears to be strong in her.

Meanwhile, General Leia and the Resistance are in full evacuation mode. They may have destroyed Starkiller Base but some First Order Star Destroyers and a Dreadnaught have  come to wipe them out. Things look pretty grim too, First Order forces have conquered other key systems in the chaos beset by the loss of the Republic’s capital and much of its fleet. Leia needs Luke to come back to rally the Republic/Resistance.

That’s it for the plot.

As for the movie itself, it’s a fantastic mix of action, intrigue, drama and dashes of humor which thankfully doesn’t feel contrived.

In short, this is the new trilogy’s The Empire Strikes Back…unless JJ Abrams can pull off an even better Episode IX. Given how I’ve grown to dislike Awakens more over time since it’s terribly unoriginal and I’ve never liked how he crapped on Star Trek. The alleged wonder boy of Hollywood has a tall order.

I know there was a lot of hate out there over those bird-like Porgs, I can assure you they don’t ruin the movie like Jar Jar Binks or the Ewoks. Director Rian Johnson used them well to make a different point, to me they’re like rats or pigeons.

In closing, I saw some other good news. The Han Solo movie will be coming next May. I’m probably late to the party on that yet I saw a poster in the lobby of Alamo Village confirming this.

Alamo Extras: Stop-motion movie of Kenner Star Wars toys attacking a fan in his nightmare; another stop-motion movie of C-3P0 and R2-D2 exploring; scenes from a BritCom called The Goodies in which they have a knock-off R2-D2 called EBGB carrying out mundane English tasks; Star Wars-influenced commercials like George Lucas Japandering in the late Eighties; the Bad Lip Reading episode of The Force Awakens which is great because Mark Hamil provides the Han Solo voice; TV appearances of the original cast; Yoda speaking with Gilbert Gottfried’s voice (not funny); Awakens summarized by an eight-year old; old interviews with the first cast.

I’m glad Alamo didn’t take the easy route and recycled the stuff they used at Rogue One or Awakens. There’s a million things out there to utilize. Can’t wait to see this again.

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A Shinchan mug! Ass-drink! Ass-drink!

A very funny and awesome gift from my friend/co-worker Ayako. She was recently in Japan to visit her family. She said she spotted this, thought of me and brought it back.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Shinchan, he’s the Japanese equivalent of Dennis the Menace and Eric Cartman from South Park. Most jokes in his comics are lost in translation due to how the Japanese language works. You can watch the animated version on Hulu but they’re episodes from the Nineties so the American writers (a couple being the great team of Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer from Yo Gabba Gabba and Space Ghost Coast to Coast) throw in more current references like Jessica Alba. I collected the translated print versions which remain faithful on covering topics in Japanese culture; they’re also grosser. For example, Shinchan and his parents spend a day at a local waterpark. While they’re trying to enjoy in the lazy river pool, Shin relaxes so much, he takes a dump.

Thank you Ayako. I will be moving this cup to my desk at work for tea and hot chocolate.

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Rest in Peace Pat DiNizio

I was really saddened to see the sudden blurb on my FaceBook feed this Tuesday night (December 12) about Pat’s passing. Even though I knew about his recent injury, I never would’ve guessed he was in ill health.

When the Smithereens received their big debut on MTV’s 120 Minutes with “Blood and Roses,” during the Summer of 1986, I was hooked. I had to have that song. It took a while to get since the band’s album, Especially For You, finally appeared in the late Fall. My alma mater‘s radio station had “In a Lonely Place” on rotation too. Having acquired a CD player with my Christmas money and my parents’ irrational ire, I scored the CD version before heading to Philly for the Summer of 1987. How I played it whenever I could.

Then I had some luck in seeing them open for Los Lobos at the legendary Tower Theater. I was stoked, two great bands on one ticket. Neither disappointed. However, shortly after the Smithereens’ set, I spotted Pat talking to someone not far away from my seat. I leapt at the chance to speak to him. He was a champ. I probably gushed on about how I loved the album and I was a DJ at WMUR and could the band come by should they play in Milwaukee, blah blah. The autograph he gave me (see above) was one of the many I have always treasured. I had no trouble finding it this week due to how I continued to think about it. The pick he gave me was in 1992. More about it later.

Their success continued as they were a headliner for the Rock Stage at Milwaukee’s Summerfest in 1988. I cut out from work that afternoon to make sure I had a good spot to see them. During the encore they played the opening of Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” and I think (maybe) they covered The Who’s “The Seeker.”

By 1992, I was living in Central Illinois and the Smithereens’ tour passed through Illinois State’s auditorium. Their fourth album Blow Up was frequently played on my boombox. A mutual friend of Steve (Bryant) and I camped out early one morning to get awesome seats; we scored first and second row. Can’t recall the song they were playing but Pat spotted me wearing the shirt from their first tour and put the pick you see in my hand. Pretty funny how a little piece of plastic can make you feel specially.

As I moved on to Austin, Pat and his band continued to be an act I would seek out. Their first album for RCA (their fifth release) demonstrated they were still talented but sadly they were no longer relevant. In an interview Pat gave to Coverville, he summed it up to the band’s audience growing up and being pre-occupied with post-college, adult life. Yeah, there weren’t enough irresponsible 25-26-year olds like me to keep buying their records. Despite A Date With The Smithereens being a commercial flop, I will always love the song making a dig at the current trend “Sick of Seattle.”

I got to see them one last time at La Zona Rosa (July 14, 2001) promoting God Save The Smithereens, a title the Go Go’s oddly had about a year later; Pat made a joke over this on stage…it fell flat on most attendees. I scored another autograph from Pat and the rest of the band; this one is framed and in a box I can’t find lately. By then I had honed my interaction skills with celebrities. I thanked Pat for all the great music he wrote while I was in college, letting him know the records were a big part of my life.

Pat’s death makes me regret not seeing the Smithereens the last time they came to Austin, they were the headlining act for our annual Bat Fest (around August). I had other plans and I foolishly thought, they’ll be back because they were making tribute albums in the Aughts (Beatles, The Who). Now it’s too late.

However, I want to celebrate Pat DiNizio’s fantastic song writing and all the joy he brought me, even when the songs were sad, melancholy or about pain. He had a way with lyrics. While I was reading more about him, I learned (allegedly) Kurt Cobain was a fan. To me it was a surprise. Why? Nirvana’s appearance in 1991 signaled a sea change in music and often the new bands on top tend to crap on those before them. Pat also managed to remain in the public eye through TV (his reality show), a satellite radio show and a brief stint in Las Vegas. The Smithereens will live on as one of the bigger musical acts from their home state New Jersey alongside the heavyweight Bruce Springsteen.

Goodbye Pat. Thank you for everything, especially for the five minutes you spent with a budding 19-year-old music geek at the Tower Theater.

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Farewell AIM (America Online Instant Messenger)

Tomorrow we say goodbye to AIM. Twenty years of existence is a millennium given the turnover with technology these days. Until cell phones with SMS messaging became ubiquitous, AIM was the way to communicate with friends and family. Now it’s FaceBook…if you’re lucky given how lazy people are, so much for technology bringing us all together. This software/infrastructure being part of AOL, which oddly still exists, has made me wonder how it made any money after say 2004.

Thankfully I made the jump to a successor on my portable, Google’s chat which works through my macOS Messages application. If you’re looking for me, it’s the same as my Gmail; S, my last name, 68, at Gmail dot com.

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A place of honor for my butt

A perk for being a season-ticket holder is getting a nameplate on the seat I’ve had with our hockey team for seven of their nine seasons. First season, I was in the seat behind this one and last season, we scaled back to some cheaper seats to save money. The latter was a mistake for they weren’t wide enough for a normal-sized person. I was thinner last year so it wasn’t obesity to blame.

It’s nice to have this. Sort of like having a private parking space as work.

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Welcome Aliyah

Aliyah was born last week and is the daughter of my ex-roommate and co-worker Garrett. In this picture she looks pretty exhausted but then again, being born is not a small feat. I hope to meet her in the near future, see Aliyah shares her old man’s sense of sarcasm.

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Felicia Day

Cool opportunity to meet “Dr. Kinga Forrester” from the new Mystery Science Theater 3000. Most of you all probably know Felicia from The Guild which is on Netflix (and I need to watch it) or that Dr. Horrible thing Joss Whedon did during the last WGA strike.

Felicia was very kind and I got the chance to tell her (and I meant every word), “You have great chemistry with Patton Oswalt.” The really nice deed of hers was giving out free DVDs of The Guild at her booth. I need to find more stuff with her in it, hmm, imdb.com is a solid place to begin.

Meanwhile, I got my own personal order to “push the button!”

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Green Arrow! On a shirt

My second T-Shirt acquisition from WizWorld. Before he was a poor-man’s Batman via Arrow on the CW, Green Arrow was Batman, Green Lantern and Hawkman’s Liberal foil. I wish DC Comics would bring back the Errol Flynn-influenced look Neal Adams gave the Emerald Archer. It was great to find this look.

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December 2017 achievement!

Another fitness award achieved. This one is granted by the Activity application if you exercise at least 15 minutes for nine days. Technically, I should have received this yesterday because I only skipped last Wednesday. The stupid battery on my watch conked out for last Thursday and I didn’t have any recourse. Still, I’m enjoying this since I don’t recall earning something like this before.

Onward to extending my best streak to 14-plus.

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Bob Ross and his Brush Fu!

I am a little tired of all the jokes and kitsch surrounding the Bob Ross revival, this shirt was very funny.

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Coco: Must See

The “good” Pixar returns by doing what it does best…not making sequels and going with something original! I haven’t seen anything they’ve done worth a crap since Inside Out but I have better expectations with The Incredibles 2 because Brad Bird is a clever story teller.

Coco, as the trailers show, is a complicated story involving the Mexican Day of the Dead holiday/celebration and a young boy named Miguel. Through a quick exposition at the beginning we learn that Miguel’s family has a multigenerational business making shoes and they want Miguel to join this enterprise. Miguel has other plans, he wants to be a musician like his hero Ernesto de la Cruz, who also originated from Miguel’s home town. Grandma considers music a waste of time so Miguel has to practice playing the guitar and singing in secret for an upcoming talent show. When he gets busted, Grandma destroys the makeshift guitar and forbids him from the competition.

In desperation, Miguel steals a guitar (you’ll see where/what) and gets stranded in the Land of the Dead. The only way he can return is with the blessing of a relative. If he cannot receive one, he will become a permanent resident as his body fades piecemeal over time.

Pixar did a great job translating something most non-Mexicans find rather morbid, a tad scary and honestly, weird; all those skeletons walking around, yikes. The bigger success was presenting a very old tradition with respect. It isn’t ridiculed, made silly or resorts to caricatures Hollywood has created regarding Mexicans. On the technical side, the city is incredible. All of its intricate layers, colors and the illumination from all the halos surrounding the residents.

The only downside was Pixar not having an innovative short. Traditionally, the short highlighted the technical refinements the studio had developed and it was a preview of what the next movie will look like. Not this time. The ever rapacious Disney Corporation switched it out with a long Frozen commercial involving Olaf’s first Christmas. It was incredibly trite and a blatant cash grab. I’m glad I wasn’t the only person with this opinion, Disney has recently removed the crappy “feature” from further screenings.

So I would recommend seeing Coco now because I doubt everybody’s new flat-screen TVs can capture the rich palette Pixar created.

Alamo Extras: A silent movie of Mexican dancing; Spanish-language music videos; a skeleton orchestra cartoon; a dancing skeleton marionette; trailer for The Nightmare Before Christmas; YouTube movie of a one-man band wearing a cow skull (he uses it to hit the high hat on his drum kit); a collection of films showing little kids who are guitar virtuosos; student film about Day of the Dead.

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