One Punch Man

Short version, One Punch Man is Japan’s version of The Tick mocking the Superhero conventions they have.

Long version, Punch is like The Tick but it mocks all the Japanese anime tropes featuring cyborgs, monsters (or kaiju), ninjas, superhero organizations (in Punch it acts more along a sports league with them being rated). The hero Saitama isn’t delusional, he’s more blasé and annoyed because his superpower makes any encounter unchallenging; as per the title, Saitama always defeats someone with one blow. On the side he’s also trying move up in the rankings while juggling day-to-day life; in a recent adventure, he rushes to fight a monster before a nearby sale is over.

I would recommend this to those who love superhero shows and/or others not that into anime. Trust me, I’m pretty selective too and am often confused by all the different Gundam shows, where the hell is Big O going and I would rather see Space Battleship Yamato.

The first season is now Netflix.

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Marvel wises up on digital downloads

Thanks to Star Wars and a chance to get in on the ground floor with new, female-centric super heroines (Spider-Gwen, Hellcat) I had been letting Marvel titles back into my life. The big boost was their digital offerings; the comic was $3.99 but your received a download of the book to put into your tablet. This was a win-win situation for everyone.

  1. I can re-read them on my iPad.
  2. My house won’t be cluttered with old comic books.
  3. The comic books can go to kids who like the titles!

DC is finally get their collective act together to do the same any day now.

What happened earlier this year was Marvel ditched the digital copy and changed it to digital content which was often some other title I couldn’t care less about. I did write a polite e-mail to Marvel via their Web site. Seems I wasn’t alone in being heard. Next up will be buying the titles in between to maintain continuity on the iPad.

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1917: Jeannette Rankin elected

Mrs. Rankin was the first woman elected to the US Congress via the House. Pretty amazing in a couple ways. Firstly, women didn’t get to vote in the majority of the States until the 19th Amendment (thank you School House Rock). Secondly, she won an at-large seat in Montana back when they had two spots in the House. Rankin being a Republican isn’t a surprise though. It has always been the party of WASPs and she was with the Progressive (aka Teddy Roosevelt) branch, Democrats could be Progressives too but there were Catholics and Jews amongst their ranks (they were considered inferior and not true Americans). Today, I think she would’ve run as an independent despite the Democrats being more open to issues she backed.

You can read all about Jeannette Rankin here. She was the original “she persisted” politician due to her opposition to entering both WWI and WWII. I could agree with the argument for staying out of WWI, WWII is trickier because Imperial Japan made a direct attack on our turf, people and gear.

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This month’s header (April 2017)

Going with an Eighties look thanks to PhotoFunia. No particular reason though. I just thought it was impressive. A bit heavier on detail than Patrick Nagel’s work.

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Katey Sagal

Katey dropped by Austin on her way home from New York to promote Grace Notes, a non-linear memoir she wrote. Being a huge Futurama fan, I had to go and get a little face time with the person behind Leela. Plus, my roommate Paul and I watched a lot of Married…with Children when we should’ve been studying (at Marquette).

What an autograph too! Many celebrities often just scribble something leaving me with the anecdote (and photo) to prove I met them.

So Katey read from her book, a chapter about enjoying the solitude in a car, driving around Los Angeles. I have no doubt she wrote this because Katey also writes music, thus she told the crowd, her editor had to piece the writing together into a narrative from the lyrical style.

As for my face time, I asked Katey who Leela is based on given that Fry is based upon Billy West in his mid-Twenties. Katey replied, not really sure, Matt created her. I replied, OK I just was curious since I have the same birthday as Leela (July 29). She answered, wow, you’re a dedicated fan! Not really, they showed it in the time machine episode where Fry kept “stooding up” Leela. Katey then chuckled, that’s right!

Next goal. Getting Katey and her band to come to Austin!

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The Container Store is getting out of the box business

Recently I went to Austin’s only Container Store to score my usual staple from them, cardboard boxes which OK’d by the USPS and FedEx. The selection was terrible and there were other things in the usual box section. I asked a stock person, “Is this it?” The reply was yes. So I grabbed two boxes are close to the dimensions I’ll be using for Nelson and Les’ stuff and all the remaining models for putting my CDs into storage. Without the cardboard boxes, I personally won’t have too much use for the Contain Store since their other wares are great, but rather pricey.

If you’re with me, because you’ll need them during the holidays and moving, write to them at their web page. Trust me, you never know when you’ll need boxes for a new house, a new apartment, shipping or sending to your storage place.

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The Apple Campus Cat

I got pretty close to her so I could get a slight zoomed-in photo of her while she was investigating the cafeteria. I also managed to sneak up on her to pet her which resulted in the poor kitty shooting practically straight, then fleeing. Next time, I need to have a can of wet food for her. Food often convinces semi-tame cats to trust you.

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Schitt’$ Creek

A more-adult SitCom courtesy of the Pop network, streaming services and the CBC which is a bright spot in the continuous division of larger audiences killing the giant broadcast networks. There’s no way Creek would last a month on the Big Five in the US.

The premise is simple. Johnny Rose was a video-rental-store magnate whose business manager ripped him off and didn’t pay Rose’s taxes. Now the Canadian IRS is seizing everything he and his family one with one exception…a small town he bought for his son as a joke, aka Schitt’s Creek. Having nowhere else to go, the quartet check into the only hotel where they have to get re-acquainted with each other. At times, many of the jokes are the country mouse v. city mouse yet it pays off.

For me, it’s great to see Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara in action again as a nouveau riche couple trying to cope with less, again; they both had middle-class beginnings. Their children David and Alexis tend be the stronger comedy because they have no idea on how the real world works, nor does anyone care about their sense of style. Chris Elliott as the town’s mayor brings the laughs due to his boorish nature and especially his name being an onomatopoeia…Roland Schitt.

The first two seasons are on Netflix. I highly recommend Creek. It also not for children under 14; they do drop F bombs and there are sexual matters you’d rather wait until the kids are older to explain.

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The Founder: Must See

The Founder is primarily about Ray Kroc, the man behind what McDonald’s became until his death. It also entails the two brothers (Mac and Dick) who created the original restaurant Kroc hijacked and transformed into an empire that still feeds one percent of the Earth every day.

I knew the basics of the McDonald’s story through David Halberstam’s book The Fifties. Kroc was a milkshake mixer salesman in his fifties having no luck selling the hardware to America’s numerous diners, restaurants and drive-ins. When he receives an order for six multi-mixers from this place in San Bernadino, he assumes it’s a mistake and calls. Mac answers and says the order was in error, make the order eight multi-mixers. This makes Kroc curious so he abandons his current sales plans in Missouri to drive all the way to California. There Kroc witnesses this restaurant with a line the length of the parking lot yet nobody minds, the service is fast.

The brothers give Kroc a tour of their kitchen ballet and afterwards their biography, especially on how they gambled with closing their drive-in for months in order to rebuild it into a customized monument of efficiency. Kroc pitches franchising. The brothers shoot him down saying they’ve tried before with horrible results because the franchise holders always drift away from their model and/or change the menu. Kroc’s persistence wears them down but Dick is the one who really lays down the conditions in the contract. Then the fighting begins in earnest until Kroc buys them out through underhanded means.

The Founder is good story. To me, Kroc is another disciple of Ayn Rand and Capitalism going unchecked. He’s a man obsessed with “winning.” He’s also a man with a very weak moral compass: he breaks up a franchise-holder’s marriage to marry the wife; he doesn’t think his first wife does enough to contribute; and he quits the social circles he used to run in to find the “right” people to buy into franchises. McDonald’s is his life, all else comes second.

I’m curious as to what he would be doing to turn the chain around 30 years later as sales have declining, they’ve had to actually close restaurants in the last decade, there are now more Subways than McDonald’s and lastly, people consider the food to be subpar. As one comedian said on a podcast…people want to eat real food.

Check it out. Even if you hate the food, The Founder is an intriguing story on how the omnipresent restaurant came to be. Terrific performances from Michael Keaton and Nick Offerman too.

No Alamo Extras, I had to wait for this to show up at the discount theater near Pinballz Lake Creek.

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DC’s new “in-between” Young Animal line is great

Despite the moniker and the titles DC launched for Young Animal, Vertigo remains so I’m guessing DC is trying to be more granular with its audience. What surprised me was the writer for two of the four titles rolled out under this line, Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. Since he is writing Doom Patrol with Grant Morrison’s blessing I had to see if he could emulate the odd book most loved in the early Nineties.

Doom Patrol returns to its weird and absurd days initiated by Morrison, ignoring all three of the boring reboots DC tried since 2001. Way is currently picking up the pieces from Morrison and Pollack’s run with a couple new characters: ambulance driver Casey Brinke and singing telegram deliverer/odd jobs doer Terry None. The Chief keeps making one-page cameos to remind the readers he’s still around. Favorites Cliff “Robotman” Steele and Larry Trainor the Negative Man are back along with Danny the Street and Flex Mentallo. Crazy Jane finally appeared in the fifth issue, I suspect she’ll either be a new enemy or the team will have to convince her to rejoin.

Sadly, the comic has been behind schedule and if Way’s hands are tied as I fear, he has one more issue to bring the current arc to a satisfactory close; DC and Marvel are now obsessed with six-issue story arcs in order to re-bundle back issues into trade paperbacks. Putting this minor complaint aside, I am enjoying the mystery involving Casey’s true origin while she tries to save Danny the Street’s residents from being ground up into cheap alien hamburgers. Cliff and Larry are assisting but they’re pretty confused.

Doom Patrol (volume six according to Wikipedia) is a book I highly recommend for those who want to read something different in the superhero genre. I continue to enjoy the usual fare of “long-underwear” titles yet it’s always fun to see someone turn the genre 90 degrees without it becoming too post modern, aka weird for the sake of being weird as the term is defined by Dana Gould.

As an extra treat, Brandon Bird has been providing his trademark coloring-book parodies in the comic’s back pages. You’ll have to see them because I don’t want to spoil the joke.

Shade the Changing Girl follows in the footsteps of Peter Milligan’s reinterpretation in the Nineties when Shade the Changing Man left Suicide Squad and helped expand the Vertigo line. The twist is this Metan (Shade’s race or nationality) is a young woman who uses the Madness Vest to possess the body of a teenage girl in a coma, not a death-row inmate. At first, Loma Shade (no relation to Rac Shade, the original poet/hero) is puzzled by the reactions she receives in her human form of Megan. Loma quickly learns that Megan was the captain of her synchronized swimming team and a horrible bully. Her teammates want to get revenge, the unpopular Teacup who Megan used to torment the most is frightened by Shade’s offer of friendship and her parents are the most befuddled in how the time in a coma altered her. For example, “Megan” is obsessed with older technologies such as vinyl and black and white television.

Meanwhile, back on Meta, Loma’s boyfriend Lepuck tries to protect her body (the M-Vest works in the same manner as Astral projection) from the authorities but eventually he’s captured and tortured by Director Loran. Loran uses the public safety as an excuse but she’s really obsessed with the Madness Vest because she used to be romantically involved with Rac Shade. Through Lepuck and Loma, Loran plans to harness the madness for her own purposes.

Shade‘s first story arc has concluded with Loma gaining full control of Megan’s body by banishing Megan’s “soul” and convincing her new friends Teacup and River that she really is a friendly alien.

Young Animal’s other two titles Cave Carson and Mother Panic didn’t interest me. I’m enjoying this pair probably due to familiarity with their earlier incarnations from when I was finishing university.

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Kong: Skull Island: Worth Seeing!

Kong delivered where the recent Godzilla failed. How? Firstly, Godzilla is the “hero” monster that kind of shows up to defeat two other moth-like things. Its pace was blech and when it was all over, Godzilla was the lesser problem. Kong on the other hand, he’s both the “hero” and the force of nature certain characters want to defeat.

The critics who trashed Kong don’t know what they’re talking about. This interpretation was an effective mix of Moby Dick, Apocalypse Now and Aliens. Setting the story at the closing days of the US’s involvement in Vietnam was key. I was surprised the movie had as many big names present. I was annoyed about Oscar® winner Brie Larson getting fourth billing in the credits, she should’ve been at last second, preferably first. Casting aside, the pacing remains tense and I was surprised to see which big-name actors got killed by Skull Island’s various residents.

If you like mashups and/or new spins on old favorites, Kong is for you. If you were disappointed in Peter Jackson’s version, which was too damn long, this take is better. Anyone else? I don’t know what to say other than cool monster movies were never your thing so you can go next door and watch the unwanted live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast.

Stick around through the closing credits, the director/producers pull a Marvel.

Alamo Extras: The old Max Fleiscer Superman cartoon of Supes battling a gorilla; Nixon reading the terms of the US evacuation from South Vietnam, aka his “Peace with honor” bullshit; and a montage of King Kong through the years in commercials, kid shows, knockoffs and scenes from his original debut in 1939 with Fay Wray!

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Running…again, and again, and again

The excuses finally ran out and I made it back to the gym today for running. I’m within 100 miles of the current target too. I could’ve gotten back into the groove if it weren’t daylight savings time getting in the way. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it. In my defense, I have been working on getting out of bed five minutes earlier every day so I can run at least 1.2 miles or more.

The first one hundred is always the hardest.

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RIP Chuck Barris

According to his obituaries I read today, Chuck was quite a Renaissance Man; songwriting, producing TV shows, running daytime programming for ABC and obviously performing. His most famous creation, The Gong Show, was often something my brother and I would watch during the Summer…without adult supervision too. I recall Gong being rather mind boggling because I was too young to understand irony, kitsch and “so-bad-it’s-good” programming. We did enjoy seeing the Unknown Comic (aka Murray Langston) and Barris helped launch UC’s career; he was also seen on Redd Foxx’s short-lived comedy-variety show on ABC.

Today, you can see clips of Gong on YouTube and witness the early careers of Pee Wee Herman and the band Oingo Boingo. All I ever remembered clearly was the day every act performed (or tried) “The Way We Were,” made famous by Barbara Streisand.

Back to Chuck. The man contributed much to the world of modern entertainment through books and game shows. Thus, I’m willing to let his claim to being a CIA hitman pass. Contrary to popular films and mythology, there is no such thing as an operative who just specializes in murder/assassination, this includes the Mafia.

Thanks for all the stuff you did Chuck. The Seventies wouldn’t have been the same without your idea of a free-for-all talent show in which the grand prize was “scale” for members of the Screen Actors (and TV) Guild.

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Texas Senate Republicans pushing yet another dumb idea

They have a bill to lower the tiny dick fee since the proponents think $140 is just too much money. It probably should be higher and the bulk of it goes toward the victims of the Dirty Harry wannabes.

Back when the UT Tower sniper was killing people, APD had to spend a significant amount of manpower stopping all the idiots who were trying to “help” by whipping out their guns. So even in the Sixties, the “good guy” with a gun was bullshit then and it’s bullshit now.

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RIP Bernie Wrightson

My comic-book artist friend Steve (aka Stvee) reported the sad news about another famous  (predominantly) comic-book artist passed away. I had no idea he was residing in Austin all this time. His wife Liz left a heartfelt message and career review at this site.

For me, I recall him to be one of the go-to artists for horror stuff and the co-creator of Swamp Thing. Another awesome work was the crossover of Batman v. Aliens, he certainly had a way with making those sinewy lines the Xenomorph has in spades.

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