Fist Fight: Disappointment

The other half of our recent double feature was my choice after John Wick 2 and I didn’t fare any better in this rather by-the-numbers comedy playing up Charlie Day’s spastic character from Philly and the often grouchy Ice Cube. The difference? Day’s character is obviously more educated since he’s a high school English teacher yet he project’s the Kelly’s outbursts with more rational statements.

The trailer gave the plot away which is it’s the last day of school, Day gets Cube fired, Cube tells Day that after school they will have a fight. Obviously Day is going to get his ass kicked because Cube is bigger, angrier and appears to have fighting experience. What they left out are the other subplots: the principal is firing teachers to make next year’s budget unless they can justify their existence (this takes place in Georgia and we all know the Deep South rarely prizes education); Charlie has a pregnant wife; Charlie’s daughter is drama queen; and all the little quirks involving the other teachers, it was nice to see Tracy Morgan after his horrible car accident.

I don’t have a problem with the premise despite it being rather well-worn, it’s the execution. Then again, I don’t have much idea how I would do it better other than don’t make this movie. Both leads are very talented in their own way and I guess it’s what got Hollywood to proceed when it would’ve been cheaper to do this for cable.

Alamo Extras: music video for the Runaways “School Days” and Rick James’ “Throwdown”; Trailers for Rock n’ Roll High School, Three O’Clock High, Friday and The Class of 1984; montage of testing in school; a condom usage video; [adult swim] skit on students being scared straight by the janitor, not an inmate; Funny or Die’s “Bat Fight”.

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John Wick 2: Stop Bothering!

People didn’t listen the first time. Now they went and made a sequel thanks to the original making an actual profit. Now I was dragged to this because Somara loves these Hong Kong knockoffs. I figured the character had killed off everyone possible in Manhattan…foolish me. Turns out there’s plenty of people to kill in Italy while Manhattan restocks.

I’m not going to spoil the threadbare plot since the novelization is a pamphlet, “Page one, John Wick opens fire. Page two, the end.”

It was nice to see Keanu reuniting with Laurence again.

Again, it’s a movie for those who enjoy the rat-a-tat pace of violence with no plot and/or fans of choreographed fighting.

Alamo Extras: Trailers for John Woo’s The Killer and Hard Boiled; the original Point Break; Keanu Japandering for hard liquor; some French show with people dancing to The Matrix fights; Weird kid show with them singing and dancing to “Danger Zone,”; and an Indian (Asian) dog music video.

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Went to check out some of SXSW today

I have an annual tradition of going downtown via the train (which is awesome, screw you car fanatics and naysayers since we need more rail). Then I walk the distance from Fourth and Trinity to Waterloo Records at Sixth and Lamar. I go to see the free shows, maybe get an autograph but I mainly try to keep my friend Chip hydrated.

This year it was a big release celebration for Austin’s own Spoon. The new stuff sounds pretty good, better than what I remember from either the 2010 or 2014 records. Maybe I just was having Spoon withdrawal. Scored an autographed copy of their latest Hot Thoughts for my friend Mark M.

As for me, it’s an exercise in people watching and seeing how things are evolving. The last few years have been a rise in more open displays of Rap or Hip Hop or whatever it’s called. This music isn’t my cup of tea yet new genres tend to be demonstrations of rebellion against the status quo which I’m guessing I’m a part of now. Today being St. Patrick’s Day probably raised the rates of drunk fights. The tight quarters and lines remind me of how much I despise smokers, both weed and standard crap. I find them to be the most selfish d-bags on Earth. We could be trapped on the ISS with limited oxygen and they’d still demand their so-called right to pollute the controlled environment. Plus, I don’t find Spoon’s music something to high to. It’s probably my age. When I was growing up, the weed crowd tended to prefer the boring, noodling bands (Grateful Dead especially) or Prog Rock such as Pink Floyd. Hence, I never fit in with said crowd who can often be smelled a mile away because they think patchouli and lethal levels of BO covered up the weed stench. No, they just smelled like a head shop’s dumpster.

Vitriol aside for ‘smokers,’ I had a memorable time. The weather was fantastic and I got some memorable exercise. Oh yeah, I saw a baby kangaroo up close. The owner was charging five bucks for people to hold it and take a photo. I asked how did he get it through quarantine (foreign animals are often locked up for a few weeks). He said the animal was born in Texas, its parents were imported to his ranch. It was adorable until I spotted it wearing a diaper. Eww. Nothing ruins your day like a kangaroo taking a dump on you.

I didn’t make it into the Gaming Expo neither. Last year I got in for free. Today they’re adamant over wristbands or badges. Not a big loss. The Expo’s focus is on the electronic stuff anyway, namely the huge lines I saw for people waiting to see the Nintendo Switch and it’s latest Zelda-Link game. Maybe when I have enough Pinballz points to score a PS4 I’ll give a crap. These days I prefer tabletop stuff for the Third Age is getting back on track!

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Lady Bunny shirt!

Last week, I did some research on Lady Bunny because she does the vocals on the latest album from Ursula 1000 (“Blast Off”). I had a feeling she is a drag queen due to her voice having a similar range as Rupaul, I was correct. While visiting LB’s Web site to learn more since I wanted to know if there were other songs she sings I discovered this shirt. I love the  design! It’s on par with the Powerpuff Girls and the recently returned Samurai Jack. What was more amazing was co-workers recognizing Lady Bunny when I was wearing this.

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Green Arrow Chucks!

It’s not quite the look or version of Green Arrow I like, aka the Neal Adams style, but I highly down the Robin Hood of Seattle/Starling City will get his likeness on shoes again for I scored these on clearance. Nope, DC and Converse went with the ‘Bro’ incarnation from the New 52 relaunch and/or Arrow. He’s still a favorite of mine, a great Liberal foil to Batman’s tougher stance on Justice and the more Right-winger I often found in Hawkman.

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“I’m back baby!” – Bender Rodriguez

Took a big stretch of time off from writing on the site. I wanted to contemplate a couple losses, namely Loren, and I had been on a winning streak with other things. Balance, life often needs it. Then you  an handle the difficult stuff better. Somewhat like the younger characters on Schitt’$ Creek; they’ve had an incredibly cozy lifestyle thanks to their parents being in the one percenter crowd and some of the comedy comes from them having no clue on how to do things for themselves. I’m not quite as helpless because I’m grateful for the life skills my parents gave me: doing my own laundry, paying bills, balancing my checkbook (pre-software days), filling out my own taxes (1040EZ!) and access to a typewriter to keep up that skill I gained as a high school freshman.

This month’s header is dedicated to what happens for a fortunate few college students…Spring Break in a warmer, primarily beach-based climate. Personally, I never knew anyone who did the whole Florida thing. I’ll ask Helen if she did. I know she went to Austin well before the city was overwhelmed by SXSW. Others went home. Since Puerto Rico was home for José and Nelson, that doesn’t count! Trust me, parents are very skilled at ruining paradise, something I learned with my first and only Summer back from university. They made Milwaukee more fun than Philadelphia or San Diego.

Back to the header. As I said, it’s dedicated to the myth of what Spring Break is like and what should happen. Maybe I should use Photoshop to convert the sand into snow. Then it can be really dedicated to the two breaks I had in Winnipeg! Rather counter intuitive, going farther North and not to ski. The second time gave me a greater appreciation of a major Canadian band who had only one hit in America, the Payola$ (“Eyes of a Stranger” on the Valley Girl soundtrack). In the Great White North, they were obviously bigger and I caught a retrospective via my walkman’s FM radio. I only remember the English stuff they played after the Payola$. Would I ever live in Winnipeg? Too cold and I have the feeling they’re isolated from mainstream Canadian culture, like America’s Milwaukee or Phoenix.

Enjoy the rest of your week. We have to set our clocks forward during the upcoming weekend. At least the kids in school get time to adjust while we working stiffs feel funky for a month.

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RIP Bill Paxton

What a fricking pisser to wake up to and see on the news within the first five minutes of my morning. I thought last year took away too many beloved people and now ’17 is trying to outdo ’16 by killing Bill Paxton. Poor dude died from surgery complications (heart).

As the numerous obituaries will tell, he had a long and varied career. Hell he was co-starring on the currently airing show Training Day so he worked up until the end like all the greats. I may even give Agents of SHIELD some more rope to watch his arc.

Meanwhile, I want to focus on how Bill was special to me because his body of work has a special place in my heart.

  • He was awesome as Chet, the horrible big brother in Weird Science.
  • He brought much needed levity in James Cameron’s very tense Aliens as Hudson and Gale Anne Hurd’s Severen in Near Dark.
  • He is one of two actors “killed” by a Xenomorph, a Predator and a Terminator, the other is Lance Henrikson.
  • He was creepy as the first victim in The Last Supper, a racist Iraq war vet.
  • Even in shallow movies (Tombstone, True Lies, Thunderbirds and Commando), he was always memorable thanks to his A-game.
  • Despite his long resume in the Sci-Fi genre, Bill could do Comedy and Drama.
  • He was a good sport about the joke involving him and Bill Pullman.
  • Directed Barnes & Barnes video “Fish Heads.”
  • Lastly, and here I’m incredibly fortunate, I have a physical copy of his band’s only album, Holy Cow by Martini Ranch. You can get it on iTunes and Amazon which is a miracle in this day and age. I highly recommend it. Bill has cameos from Cindy Wilson, Judge Reinhold and Mark Mothersbaugh. The best song was made into a long video by James Cameron, “Reach.” Check it out below, it’s pretty date yet worth watching.

Thanks for everything Bill! You made my young adult years enjoyable, especially when I was living in North Dakota and playing tunes on WMUR.

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Isis has a new hiding spot

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Marquette Day 2017

Last evening was National Marquette Day and this year we were TV in the evening. We also celebrated at Pinballz Lake Creek which was my idea. The venue has a TV with cable, full bar and good food. I took care of the room and Annette handled the coordinating.

It went really well. Highest turnout I’ve seen in a while. I think having this take place in the evening helped. People have errands and chores during the day. It’s easier to plan things at night. Pinballz was a great choice in my opinion because the kids can play all the different games while we adults could watch the team.

The Marquette team really pulled through. They clobbered Xavier by 22 points and were ahead the entire match.

The festivities around the middle of the game.

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The Dark Crystal in 70mm

Another interesting choice for Alamo’s 70mm series. I haven’t seen The Dark Crystal in years. I want to say I may have via Somara’s DVD collection but I keep thinking back to my senior year of high school when it was on Showtime. All those times we kept imitating the Skeksis chancellor during gym class or singing “flicker ball” like the Mystics to tell gym teacher Mrs. Kuch what we wanted to do.

The print was rather worn, mostly reddish and brown. It was probably shot in 35mm and then blown up to 70 as per what we learned years ago when Alamo started this series.

Crystal‘s overall story remains as weak as I remembered in 1982, rushed, little time for character development. Maybe it would’ve worked better as a miniseries. The Muppets remain spectacular. You can see all the Brian Froud-inspired details in their skin and clothing, namely the Mystics, Skeksis, the witch and the little pod people. All the practical effects remain believable with one exception, the Gelflings who happened to be the heroes; their faces are stuck in this expressionless mode which makes Kristin Stewart look rubbery.

I’m glad we went though. Even a bad Jim Henson movie is better most of the junk Hollywood accountants promote as “family friendly.” This failure would lead to Henson and Froud trying again with the much stronger Labyrinth. Can’t remember what the hit movie of Xmas 1982 was neither, thankfully not the unfunny Modern Problems starring Chevy Chase.

Alamo Extras: The Muppet Show clips with Steve Martin, Don Knotts, Elton John, John Cleese and Bob Hope; Pigs in Space!; HUD ad with the Muppets promoting the FHA; the infamous Wilkins Coffee commercials with porto-Kermit; Trailers for Labyrinth, Goliath, The Never Princess, Sinbad and the Magic Ring; Clash of the Titans (the original), Tom Thumb, Puss in Boots with Christopher Walken! and Roger Corman’s version of The Raven starring Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre and Jack Nicholson.

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Peter Pan Minigolf

This ant has great tastes in shoes.

Somara and I have been trying to find new things to do besides going to the movies on our joint day off together. Hard to believe we’ve put off Austin’s famous mini-golf course for like a decade or more. Hell, Somara decorated a birthday cake with this as the theme.

After my first visit, I now know why few speak about it. Parking is a nightmare and they only take cash…it’s the 21st Century! Still, I wanted to get some practice in before our Las Vegas Kiss Course Invitational, thus I paid the extortion fee (ahem! ATM fee) to get us the money to play the easier 18 holes.

It was actually amusing. I liked all the sculptures but Peter Pan isn’t for those expecting super mechanical-driven thrills like the course you see on The Simpsons or Kiss in LV. Peter Pan is a pure challenge. Speaking of challenge, as always, Somara whipped me by seven strokes despite me being the only hole-in-one achiever.

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Trainspotting: 20 or so years later

With the upcoming sequel due in a few weeks, Alamo had a screening recently that I wanted to revisit as preparation plus I hadn’t remember watching Trainspotting in years. I did read the book after seeing it at the old Village Four twice. I also found my original review back when Picayune was a physical “magazine.”

Life is a series of choices says the narrator and anti-hero, Mark Renton. And so Renton and his friends have chosen heroin because they only see the futility of “life,” defined as a career with a soul-crushing job, consumerism and watching television. Despite that choice, Renton’s heroin addiction is a love-hate matter. He’s wants to break his addiction but lacks the motivation and ambition because he doesn’t know what he will do if he isn’t a junkie. So he’s constantly pulled back into addiction and the lifestyle that accompanies it; stealing to raise money, lying to everyone, living in squalor (they usually shoot up in Edinburgh’s equivalent of Cabrini Green), bad health, paranoia and AIDS. Heroin isn’t the only substance to get a bad reputation. His associate Begbie comments about how he wouldn’t put any filthy chemicals in his body as he downs his beer and takes a drag on a cigarette. Ironcially, he’s the most emotionally unstable of all the characters since he is constantly starting brawls. Trainspotting is worth every once of hype Miramax put into promoting it. All the fuss people made about it glorifying drug usage is obviously a criticism from people who didn’t watch it. Nothing good comes from heroin as the movie vividly demonstrates—two people die directly or indirectly from drug usage. A more observant person who will (see) how easily and quickly they would all betray each other for personal gain. I don’t want to go on and on saying this movie is absolutely perfect, it has its flaws. The thick Scottish accents and slang are a little intimidating in the first 10 minutes but that cannot be avoided. However, thick, regional accents are acceptable and mandatory when a film has a strong plot and characters accompanying them. Unlike Fargo leaning on its accents for 60 minutes due to the story evaporating. This movie is the true must-see of 1996.

Thankfully, Trainspotting has stood the test of time. The acting and storytelling remain excellent. There are obvious dated elements like the fashion, technology and maybe heroin. I’m 20 years older too so I have no idea which drugs are in vogue but I do remember smack made a huge comeback in the Nineties. The imagery Danny Boyle put into this dreary tale really captured the daily hopelessness, nihilism and despair these young people dealt with…even when some parts were exaggerations; Renton’s withdrawal and near overdose especially. I had forgotten how the second act was more upbeat, namely after Renton had been cleaned up by his parents and he tried to be an adult working in real estate during the London boom. It’s still funny at its key scenes as well, including the stomach-turning ones. This time I was able to avoid the dry heaves during the toilet incident.

Given Boyle’s track record via the movies he made afterwards (Sunshine, 28 Days Later), I honestly think T2 has a decent chance at being a plausibly enjoyable follow up on what has happened to Renton, Begbie, Sick Boy and Spud 20 years later. For me, the main question will be if Begbie and/or Sick Boy try to kill Renton for taking off with the £16,000 at the end of this movie.

Alamo Extras: Thomas the Tank Engine set to music; Music video for UK beer brand; Pee Wee Herman doing a PSA against crack; News story about a pub in Aberdeen, Scotland run by the rudest man alive; UK song about beer; More PSAs against drugs; Dragnet scene of Jack Friday warning about the slippery slope of pot (hilarious since the actor Jack Webb was a drunk); PSA against needle sharing; and Iggy Pop on a TV show lip syncing to “Lust For Life.”

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Rest in Peace: Loren Wiseman

Loren was a co-worker during my brief time at GDW and before I joined the game publisher, I only had a passing recollection of his name via the numerous products I had purchased (Traveller and 2300 AD). After I moved back to Central Illinois, I became more familiar with him as an editor, developer and designer. Overall, Loren was like an odd uncle. When I mean odd, it was more along the lines of unusual. He didn’t drive. His tastes in music were out of step for his generation (in my opinion). Modern humor seem to evade him; I’d think he probably loved The Onion, good satire transcends generations. Yet Loren was genuine in his ways, not a pretentious jerk trying to be different. I think he just belonged in the earlier decades of America.

As for GDW stuff. I learned a handful of things from him. Namely what the earlier years of the industry were like. I loved his D&D stories and how he saw Star Wars multiple times as research for Traveller. Loren taught me a couple gaming cheats too, namely mapmaking and how to mine history for cool names and campaign ideas. Lastly, he once made an interesting argument against D&D’s character levels I’ve continued to contemplate. He said, “Levels solve a problem that doesn’t exist.” To this day, I would only agree with him when it comes to superhero games, maybe horror but the WOTC staffers found a way to make it work credibly through d20.

After GDW ended badly for me, I do recall Loren bore me no ill will personally and I did feel the same. I think I saw him a couple more times until I left for good to the warmer climate and prospects in Austin. He allegedly moved here in 1997 or 1998 to work on Steve Jackson Games’ GURPS Traveller. We had a one-day reunion in the Fall of 1998 to catch up and he needed a ride to buy some necessities. I feel pretty awful that I never really stayed in touch. Austin was probably pretty alien to Loren for a while and I think he wasn’t really comfortable with his feelings to say he was lonely. Just my personal theory. Sadly, I was still annoyed over the recent past involving GDW and I was pre-occupied getting my life together for what would become Austin Volume Two.

I truly hope he managed to make Austin his home and find happiness like I did.

Thanks for being that uncle Loren along with your contributions to RPGs.

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Miguel the Cat update 3

Miguel got a booster shot this week to help with his health and immune system. He’s also been showing up more on the porch. I’m not sure if it’s hunger or the cold weather yet. Still trying to get him conditioned to come by to eat every day. Miguel has gained a little weight, he isn’t so boney in the hindquarters which is a good sign. The one thing he does that breaks my heart is look up at me with his sad eyes and tries to go into our house where it’s warmer. Just can’t since he’s contagious, plus he’d probably have a fight with alpha cat Kuroneko.

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Lego Batman: Must See

The breakout character from the hit Lego Movie stars in what will have to be the sequel until there is a second Lego Movie. This isn’t a bad thing, it’s completely the opposite, totally awesome. We get to see the Will Arnett version in his element! A welcome relief after the turgid Batman v. Superman and numerous Frank Miller-influenced versions we’ve endured for 27 years. We get to enjoy Batman fighting a Lego version of the Dark Knight’s Rogues Gallery (mostly voiced by comedians, Bane was my personal favorite) while singing another hilarious song. There’s more to it than goofiness as the trailer shows; Bruce/Bats has to come to grips with his loneliness and his accidental adoption of Dick Grayson, a very energetic Michael Cera. Meanwhile, the new commissioner, Barbara Gordon, wants to rein Batman in by having him cooperate with the  police because she quickly shows the public that the crime rate has remained the same despite Batman’s actions. Adding fuel to the fire of problems is the Joker…his feelings are hurt by Batman saying they aren’t nemeses.

Anything further would ruin the fun. If you loved the irreverence of The Lego Movie, you’ll enjoy Batman even more. The writers kept his master builder skills but they only happen at key moments. There’s numerous cameos too, including the return of Channing Tatum’s Superman and Jonah Hill’s Green Lantern. Lastly, the funniest bits were references to all the Batman movies made since 1966 and there were a couple outside the trailer you may have seen when Alfred listed them.

Kids will love it for it’s Batman and/or Lego. Adults will laugh at the few jokes which go over the kids’ heads.

The master builders of Texas made a Lego Alamo for the event.

Alamo Extras: Lego Hulk movies by Michael Hickox; a Zellers commercial with Batman & Robin; Lego Star Wars Olympics; an old Lego 8-bit thing; Mego Batman toy commercials; a weird Filipino music video with Batman and foes; a Japanese abdominal cruncher device ad; Bat TV channel surfing; Batman v. the Joker with the score ending with Batman winning 14-0; Profiles in Villains (this I won’t disclose due to these characters being in the movie as a surprise); a parallel history of Batman and Lego evolving through the decades; lastly, a darling little pug dog singing “Batman!”

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