Final Star Trek header for the anniversary

The last televised version of Star TrekEnterprise gets an unfair shake. Despite it being filled with continuity holes unlike all the other shows, I felt Captain Archer and the crew really got rolling some time in the second season. The whole space 9/11 crap then threw it off, the Xindii were lame. The writers pulled out all the stops on fandom for the fourth season because, hey, they were going to be cancelled why not go out awesome! The finale wasn’t as dreadful as I warned.

Back to the continuity matter. The first show had none really since TV was just episodic with everything then. Probably due to no VCRs, DVRs and streaming. When NG and the rest came about in the Eighties on, they tried yet my complaint is production companies only pay for two types of shows: S(h)itcoms and Procedurals, ergo, many times Star Trek was Matlock in space. Enterprise arrived too soon for the bigger tidal shift we’ve seen thanks to AMC’s Breaking Bad, HBO’s numerous shows (probably Game of Thrones is the  leader) and probably 24 from Fox. CBS is dragging its feet on Discovery and they want you to pay for their streaming over one show to subsidize their steady diet of grandparents’ TV programming. As Jon Stewart once, CBS is the network that’s usually on when you visit your grandma at the nursing home.

Enterprise‘s four seasons are all on Netflix. I think they deserve to be revisited. Power through the stupid Xindii arc and you’ll be rewarded plus there were interesting shows in between. Namely the first time Archer meets the Andorians led by the always welcome Jeffrey Combs!

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Still very sad, missing Miette

This is my lap!!!

This is my lap!!!

I haven’t received her ashes from the vet yet but I did get the paw print and it makes me cry still. Miette was the last of the “apartment cats” until we moved into our house, making Nemo the first of the “house cats.” Just don’t feel like doing much neither. I’ll have to adjust and move on. I recall, I continued to bawl in private over Molly for three weeks after she passed.

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RIP: Florence Henderson and Ron Glass

Two mainstays of my TV consumption passed away over the holiday weekend.

Florence Henderson of course was always Mrs. Brady from the cheesy The Brady Bunch, the sitcom family I think many of us in Gen X wanted to belong to. Never mind that house having only one bathroom and no toilet. Another reason I probably thought she was an unreal, ideal mom was the fact she never yelled at the kids. Afterwards, Florence did commercials for Wesson cooking oil. This gig led to a hilarious blooper shown on Dick Clark’s compilation show. She flubbed a line, cursed, noticed the look in the eyes of the children starring with her and sang, “Mrs. Brady sweared.”

Ron Glass will always be Detective Ron Harris of Barney Miller, the stylish officer with the nice suit who was writing a fictional novel on the side. They finally got Ron a great comic foil with the addition of the late Steve Landesberg as Detective Arthur Dietrich. This got highlighted in an episode with both of them being holed up with a suspect in a safe house. The other funny incident playing on his obsession over his wardrobe was when he returned from chasing a suspect through NYC’s sewers…and he slipped. After the sitcom was cancelled, I recall him being Felix Unger in a new version of The Odd Couple and numerous guest appearances. I do know of his recurring gig on Firefly but I only saw the movie.

Thanks Ron and Florence for making my childhood amusing!

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White Trash… by Nancy Isenberg

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Given Trump’s success, this book’s timing couldn’t be any better since they were a major factor in the outcome and were lumped in with the “White Working Class.”

For starters, when does the term White Trash really begin? As hinted by the title, way back during America’s Colonial period in the 17th Century, minus the White identifier. England frequently rounded up poor people from London and other large urban areas and shipped them off to the Virginia and Carolina colonies. The plan wasn’t to make them self-sustaining farmers. The English government and intellectuals counted on many to die in America as fodder for the wealthier colonists, a sick kind of fertilizer. As for the more “enlightened” New England settlements, they didn’t fare much better because they were indentured by the powerful “pilgrim” families.

Isenberg’s book breaks things down by era and how this Socio-Economic class gets treated by the mindset in power:

  • Colonial-Revolutionary: The Founders didn’t care much for them with the exception of Jefferson proposing scholarships to rescue a few with exceptional minds.
  • Jackson-Manifest Destiny: Jackson’s considered the first White Trash president due to his coarse manners and lack of education.
  • Civil War: Here the stereotype of the South gets turned upside down as the gentry called Lincoln a mudsill for his Kentucky origins. Back in the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis and his ilk had to trick the Southern poor into dying for the status quo.
  • Reconstruction-Gilded Age: They get played again, especially in aiding the Ku Klux Klan and restoring the politicians of the Confederacy.
  • Progressive Era: The ugliness of Eugenics becomes pseudo-policy to eliminate these “defective” people through forced sterilization and classifying many legally as morons.
  • The Depression: FDR’s administration rejects the Progressives and works hard to help out instead of marginalizing White Trash. Examples include the TVA and some housing programs. Their argument is that poverty isn’t a genetic thing and everyone has potential if given the means.
  • The Great Society: LBJ trying to build upon what FDR did.
  • The Present: The White Trash backlash and the label gets intertwined with identity politics. Being called a Redneck is now a source of pride: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Sarah Palin and those Duck Dynasty phonies.

Does Isenberg have all the explanations on why this group of Americans constantly votes against its own economic interests? A bit but her focus (as said above) is more on how the numerous regimes treat this segment. There isn’t much from the White Trash side. Probably due to their illiteracy into the Twentieth Century, they didn’t write much down. She does bring up another ugly truth about America though. We’re not a real democracy, just a democracy of manners every four years. Whatever it takes to get the White Trash vote every cycle, eating pie in a diner or somehow coming off as a person you could have a beer with. Afterwards, they’re ignored until the next election since they often have little real power. Trump will prove this true for his policies are going to hurt them the most: trickle-down tax cuts, repealing Obama’s overtime order, any manufacturing work returning to America will be done mostly by robots and coal mining will continue to dwindle as renewables are competitive.

The book does tie in nicely with the other one I read recently on how America is more accurately 11 nations. Together the authors gave me a better assessment on where these pockets of “stupid” generally are. One thing that gives me hope is their declining numbers which will weaken their already disproportionate voting clout.

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The Wanderers digitally restored

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I only remember seeing some parts of The Wanderers when it was on HBO around 1980, I think. By today’s standards, it would be a PG-13 movie due to the violence. According to its history, the movie tanked upon release but it gained a cult following in Europe and I could see people like me having fuzzy memories via cable. I’m really surprised the film was ever made because people’s nostalgia for all things Fifties had waned, thanks mostly to Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley.

The story is mostly focused around two characters, Richie and Joey. They’re high school classmates and members of the Wanderers, an Italian street gang, circa 1963. (Other ethnicities have their gangs too.) You get to see their antics as a group (copping feels on women walking by) or individually (Joey’s father beats him, Richie is dating the daughter of a low-level Mafia figure). It eventually climaxes with a football game between the Wanderers and the Del Bombers (a Black gang) which then transforms into a giant rumble involving a few additional gangs. Afterwards, Joey and Richie part company, pursuing different futures as the Fifties® are now officially over.

What made The Wanderers stick out over similar period pieces such as The Lords of Flatbush and American Graffiti, was its surreal quality. There are sequences when the story feels unreal or exaggerated. It also shifted from drama to dark comedy back to drama fairly rapidly or vice versa. Then comes the obvious events to let you know why the Fifties® are ending; the death of JFK and Richie looks into a coffee house and sees Bob Dylan perform “The Times Are A’ Changin'”.

If you get a chance to watch The Wanderers, give it a shot. Movies with its odd qualities just aren’t made any more or it could be my foggy memory from grade school. It’s definitely more accurate than the Fonz.

Alamo Extras: Some silly video of “gangs” dance-fighting; Interviews with real ex-gang members; Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video (man, those extras could move); Trailer for Body RockEnemy Territory and Streets of Fire; documentary on graffiti  in the NYC subways.

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Generation X 25 years later

I re-read Douglas Coupland’s debut novel in 2011 for the 20th anniversary but failed to write about how well it held up. Now that we’re on the 25th anniversary, I can try again since people prefer increments of five!

The core plot revolves around three people (Dag, Claire and Andy) in their early-to-mid twenties living in the Coachella Valley, before the music festival. They all gave up more lucrative, soul-crushing opportunities to come here and recurve. Recurve to me means they retreated from the grind to think over where they really want to be. During their time off from their McJobs (bar tending, service industry), they tell each other stories both biographical and fictional. It’s been a couple decades so telling the ending wouldn’t be a spoiler, they all leave California to run a hotel in Mexico.

What many get wrong about the book is the title. It’s not a manifesto for my generation (those born around 1965 to 1980). There are slogans, factoids and cartoons on the outside margins to reflect the mood around 1990, yet the work of fiction stands without them. Coupland chose the name Generation X to represent the hidden or those who want to be ignored which isn’t very hard to do given the preceding generation, the (Baby) Boomers. After them and their self-absorbtion, it’s not hard to be overshadowed, they’ve devoured everything in their path like locusts. The best example of how much the Boomers are resented is through Dag’s explanation of why he came to the desert.

Does the book hold up? To me it does but I’m the target audience. The technologies of the late Eighties will definitely date it for future audiences, namely how we used to communicate before cell phones were affordable; now we live in a world with little delay. Will the following generations understand X? I think the ones branded Millenials might. They graduated into an economic recession worse than what I inherited in 1991. They seem to share my resentment toward the older groups who refuse to think about the long term: climate change, housing prices, student-loan debt, etc. Sadly, the Great Recession had some X-ers contributing to the downturn so I don’t blame Millenial anger at me. I would point them to this book to ponder and share their interpretations with me.

One skill Coupland has that has always been consistent is characterization. In every novel of his I’ve read, he nails it with people. He puts into words what I can’t do very well when it comes to describing the passive-aggressive mother, the know-it-all co-worker and the clueless executive ruining a project. It all began here with Dag, the friend many know with the vandalism streak and sometimes off-kilter behavior.

is allegedly on many reading lists for Canadian high schools, why not America? Coupland wrote a novel on par with The Great Gatsby in how well he captured the zeitgeist then. I look forward to reading it again when the book turns 30.

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Farewell to McCormick Hall, aka the Beer Can

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When I saw it circa December 2011.

This is very old news to any living in Milwaukee and/or more into keeping up with Marquette events. I found out recently through the alumni magazine. All I had to say was “It’s about time!” McCormick Hall was so crappy and dated even when I lived there from 1986-7 (freshman year). The building was erected in the late Sixties and very little was updated in my opinion.

Despite the unpleasant accommodations: community bathrooms, bunk beds, two people squeezed into one “room” (cell would be more accurate) and the dumbest visitation policies…I managed to have a good time. It is there my friendship with Paul was formed, not so much with the others, they were more like Paul’s friends, especially on issues like abortion, St. Reagan and Classic Rock. I will defend the food. If it was terrible, it would be derived from how much the cafeteria had to make in a small window, plus some are just fussy, needing something to bitch about (and their refusal to cook for themselves).

During its final years, they made the building co-ed and designating O’Donnell to be the all-male dorm.

The new place is supposed to house about an equal amount. No idea if it will filled with doubles or very pricey singles.

I want to close with one funny story of damage to a room. I used to work in the university’s paint crew over the Summers. Whenever we started on a new floor, we’d start from room number one and proceed all the way to 34. First would be making sure that housekeeping left the furniture in the middle of the rooms, or we’d move it. Second, check for any offending trash, often food. Lastly, we’d wash the walls and the full-time guys then decided which rooms needed to be painted. One time we found a hilarious patch job by the former residents. They made a two-to-three feet wide hole in the wall and patched it up with notebook paper, tape, liquid paper and some paint. The bunk bed hid it well from casual viewings. Pretty clever and comical. Two freshmen who did a “there, I fixed it” years before the Web site.

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Thanksgiving arrest near my house

I don’t know the specifics yet, I figure there’s a police blotter I can read tomorrow which is what I did when the dead, homeless guy was discovered under my overpass/exit.

This morning was different. Somara had already left for work and I was trying to get the mental strength (a little harder with my Miette to greet me). Then there was yelling. I couldn’t make out exactly what was being said but I recognized the “cop/authority voice” when they’re ordering people to do something.

I braved the driveway to see four Travis County Sheriff SUVs (here, there’s one office per vehicle) and two officers cuffing a guy lying face down on the sidewalk in front of my neighbor’s (west of me). I couldn’t see what was happening with the other person. There was a woman’s voice assisting the police.

I didn’t record anything because the sheriffs were being patient with the guy and kind of the other way around too.

More as I figure it out.

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High-Rise

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I remember seeing the trailer for this and then it never showed up at any theater. When it popped up on Netflix, I pounced on the opportunity to see another JG Ballard story brought to life. His other most famous novel-turned-into-film was Crash starring James Spader. I’ve never seen that yet I want to thanks to Joe Bob Briggs’ compelling piece in his book Profoundly Disturbing. Ergo, High-Rise isn’t for the squeamish.

In an alternate future’s Seventies, there is a series of high-rise towers being built outside of London. The architect’s objective is to have five buildings positioned around like fingers on a hand with the parking lot in the middle as the palm. Only one has been completed. Inside it is everything you really need for modern living. A grocery store on the 15th floor, a gym on the 30th, there’s a swimming pool too but I forgot which floor, same goes for the school. The architect himself (the always creepy Jeremy Irons) lives on the top floor (the 40th) with his resentful wife; she grew up in the countryside so as a compromise, there are live farm animals roaming the penthouse’s lush gardens.

The protagonist is Dr. Laing (Tom Hiddleston), a new resident on the 25th floor. He experiences the building’s luxuries, even gets invited to a game of squash against the architect. He also gets entangled with Charlotte on the 26th, a secretary on many of the high-rise’s community boards. Rumor has it, she is or was the architect’s mistress.

The whole premise comes off like a soap opera initially. However, this is a Ballard story and matters begin to sour with the tower’s sudden power outages. The architect dismisses the events as “the building is just settling.” People on the lower floors don’t agree. Due to their lower socio-economic status, they accuse the higher floors of trying to flex their muscle: rationing electricity, taking away pool privileges, hoarding the better food for the supermarket, etc. Inevitably the various floors go to war with each other. This leads to the entire building being looted, squalor and killing. Everyone involved, including Laing, become so enthralled with the turf war, they’ve all lost interest in the outside world. The police come by at least once to see if everything is alright but the architect has enough clout to dismiss their curiosity. How it all ends if left up to interpretation or maybe the original novel has a stronger clue.

This being a JG Ballard story, there are scenes not for the faint of heart: decadent parties with nudity; horrible, gruesome beatings/stabbings; drugs and rape. I think there’s a point trying to be made about humans in a microcosm, especially when you telegraph the social classes via floors. I also believe the story is an inspiration for the numerous Bloc Wars in Judge Dredd stories. Overall I did like it despite seeing humanity giving into base desires and “retro” Sci-Fi is very rare in our era of “tent-pole” movies.

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Rest in peace Miette

Miette: April 1, 1999 - November 21, 2016

Miette: April 1, 1999 – November 21, 2016

We knew the end was coming for Miette ever since her thyroid destroyed what little body mass she had. Poor thing ended her life the way I met her, always hungry. I also thought I would have at least a few more weeks before we’d put her to sleep. Unfortunately, you don’t always get what you hope for, especially with how crappy 2016 will be remembered. Miette passed away this afternoon while we were out doing errands. I’m afraid, it wasn’t pleasant for her neither, I discovered her immobile body with the front claws stuck in the footstool. I think she got caught, didn’t have the strength anymore to get free and had a heart attack or stroke from fear. How I bawled over her body for at least 10 minutes and then gathered the strength to call the vet for her cremation.

However, before I write lengthier goodbye as I gave Molly. I don’t know if it will be the burgeoning 4300 words  Molly received but I will do my best for my second cat. Miette deserves equal treatment overall for she was the mischievous, free spirit to Molly’s rather dour bully personality.

Nemo is now the oldest followed by Kuroneko and then Isis. Right now, they’re not too concerned. I’m confident they know something happened and in a few days, they’ll probably be looking for her…animals actually do. Nemo will miss Miette the most, without her, he didn’t get access to wet food.

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As of today, Miette lives on with Molly in the charity fund for other kitties needing sterilization so they can have a happy home.

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All Hail King Julien is a pleasant surprise on Netflix

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Netflix’s animation offerings outside of Bojack Horseman, which isn’t for children, have been rather disappointing until this offshoot of Madagascar started last year. King Julien stole both the movie and the Penguins show with his devil-may-care attitude mixed with equal parts of general narcissism.

Hail takes place sometime before he met the zoo animals, or maybe he and his friends got returned. Does it matter? The first season kicks off with Julien inheriting the throne from his cunning uncle King Julien XII (Henry Winkler) who’s trying to outwit a prophecy that will kill the wearer of the crown. Obviously it doesn’t work this way and the lemurs in the kingdom prefer the rather irreverent King Julien XIII.

The remainder of the show entails Julien’s crazy, temporary obsessions over coffee (Brown Julien), diapers, Clover’s evil twin Crimson, having a brother, etc. It’s not always about him, the supporting characters get their turns to force Julien to stop thinking about himself…for maybe a minute. The second and fourth seasons end of cliffhangers.

You get to learn about the island’s other residents: big rats, foosa/fossa (lemur predators), crocodiles, aye ayes (related to lemurs), tenrecs, geckos, fanaloka and butterflies. It’s kind of a mini-lesson about the African island.

The numerous supporting characters in the cast add to the hilarity: Maurice, Mort, Clover (the bodyguard), Xixi (a TMZ-like toucan), Masikura (the chameleon prophetess) and other lemurs you see on a regular basis with the personality quirks. My favorite is Horst and his obsession with his drinks. They’ve also had some interesting guest voices: Lance Henrikson, H Jon Benjamin and the always clever David Koechner.

I highly recommend the show because it’s equally entertaining for kids and adults alike, with the latter, there are elements we’ll get as it shoots over the kids’ heads.

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Doctor Strange: Worth Seeing

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Marvel did it again with their recycled origin story! Hero is a jerk/no-goodnik, hero has humiliating experience, hero goes through the process of learning new powers and hero gets skilled enough to defeat the villain. Could be a synopsis of Iron Man or Ant-Man but this one focused on magic. Where Strange succeeds is just changing the execution with Inception-esque effects as wizards/sorcerers duke it out. You know the drill.

Not much else really. Well, the cast was well chosen and you need to stay through the end credits for the two scenes which move the giant Infinity Gauntlet arc further and next year’s Thor film.

Alamo Extras: Silent movie with a wizard villain; Chvrches video; trailer for The Wizard of Space & Time (I’ve seen this movie long ago, it’s rather dull); commercial for the voice wizard to install on your Odyssey video game system; the same Marvel bit from the 1987 Macy parade; clips from Child of Peach; Holy Flame of the Martial World and Buddha’s Palm; clips from the 1978 Dr. Strange pilot on CBS and the early Nineties movie that got re-purposed when the license ran out, Dr. Mordid starring Jeffrey Combs; Funny or Die bit with Melissa Joan Hart and Nick Bakay; Dr. Strange’s appearances in various Marvel cartoons from the Eighties on; a goofy toy commercial; more Disney XD stuff involving the character.

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RIP Sharon Jones

A darned shame too. I thought she was in better health after the first bout with cancer and there was a new album out.

I came across her material with the Dap Kings during my days doing volunteer shows via Ecology Action. Not that I got to see them, just a couple other people were telling me about their stuff. Sharon’s singing was at the forefront of this new wave of Soul material circa the Sixties and Seventies yet it was modernized to keep it from sounding derivative.

I highly recommend the albums Sharon did. My favorite single was “Stranger to my Happiness.”

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Three offbeat comics to check out

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They’re back for the fourth time and are now part of what’s called the Hasbroverse alongside the Transformers, ROM the Spaceknight, GI Joe and MASK. What I’d give to read the original Marvel run of about five years. Micronauts was a rarity in that a licensed product (a toy) had a well-thought-out plot with characters who weren’t confined to the action figures’ capabilities. I don’t think it had any effect on sales since Mego went under in 1982, the comic went on until 1985 via Secret Wars II. Even to this day, some elements have remained part of the Marvel universe: Bug was a member of The Guardians of the Galaxy; Captain Universe’s power has been known to help Spider-Man; they teamed up with SHIELD, the X-Men and the Fantastic Four to defeat joint enemies.

Anyway, IDW has gone back to the drawing board trying to incorporate the key characters in the toy line to make a space opera. After six issues, writer Cullen Bunn is slowly getting there as we’re trying to understand the mystery behind the Microverse unraveling (their universe) and what does it have to do with the main character Oz, last of the Pharoids.

All the other “toy” characters are present with Oz (pharoid); a woman who’s a space glider, another woman with forcefields representing the galactic warrior, Oz’s first mate Microtron, a Biotron he uses to protect himself and Acroyers are now genetically modified soldiers. I’m hoping they’ll eventually get to Earth to play on the key element to  the Micronauts’ premise, a Land of the Giants type of scenario.

It’s sadly not a comic for new readers due to the toys being out of circulation for 30 years.

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Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti’s creator-owned character debuts with Aftershock instead of the usual Image which is a surprise to me. Then again, I don’t know all the details on how to get a title with the latter and the “why” to their decision.

Regardless, they’ve written a pretty interesting plot involving Dru Dragowski. She’s 19, obsessed with comic books and wants to find the “magic” formula to transform herself into a genuine superhero. As you’ll see, Dru’s schemes often go badly when trying to replicate the origins of Batman and Spider-Man. Near the end of the first six issues, she goes for broke which ends the first arc in suspense. I’m really stoked about what Conner and Palmiotti plan next.

Even though Dru and her world were created by the duo, they only do the writing and covers. The extremely talented Raphael de la Torre provides the main art. I highly recommend the first trade paperback of Super Zero.

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My final review is also a strong recommendation despite this only having four issues, two a year is all the team of Dorison and the Dodsons will release. They said they’re following the European model to keep up the quality. I have to grudgingly agree it’s working.

Red One is set in an alternative universe where it’s early 1977. On America’s West Coast, there’s a vigilante called the Carpenter killing people involved in the porn industry (Van Nuys, CA?). Indirectly backing these actions is a TV evangelist named Jacky Core running for governor of California…and she’s winning. The Soviet Union fears this cultural shift will cause the upcoming SALT II talks with President Jimmy Carter to collapse because California is hosting. Their solution? Send in operative Vera who will become America’s new superhero a la Batman.

It’s not terribly serious but it’s not for children due to the more adult themes, Vera’s alter ego gets a job as a gopher for a porn director. The art really sells it. The Dodsons’ action and style keep Red One at a cheesecake level so anyone expecting “more” will be disappointed. For me, it’s an odd trip back into America’s weird history during the Seventies. There was a time when X-rated movies bordered on having what you could say was “respectability” or they were semi-mainstream via Beyond the Green Door and Deep Throat.

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It’s gonna’ be another shitty four years

I often try to keep politics off my site but…Jeez Louise, the American people never cease to amaze me in their stupidity. We’ve endured a B-movie star who almost started a couple nuclear wars, then a sociopathic fratboy who did start a couple wars we’re still fighting and now this ape in a toupee. It’s not just him, he’s going to install a cabinet and government filled with either cynical thieves or true-believers, aka Science deniers.

So I want to make a rule. You’re allowed to slap any idiot who says America is the best or most open Democracy in the world. It’s not. It never was and probably never will be. It’s a contradiction and Trump proved that ours is an old, sad, joke as per foreign observers.

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