RIP Kevin Meaney

Poor guy was found dead at his house in New York state yesterday. Kevin was only 60.

Meaney was a frequent stand-up comedian on late-night TV during the late Eighties and he had the starring role to the televised version of Uncle Buck which didn’t last.

For me, he was the voice of Filburt’s mother-in-law on Rocko’s Modern Life and his memorable catchphrase…”That isn’t right!” For example, what’s that guy at Jack in the Box doing? He’s in the back of the kitchen making Jack Sauce! That isn’t right! Ahh!

I’m glad many people have poured out their condolences for him. In many ways, he paved the way for numerous contemporaries like Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford and to some extent, the rather blunt David Cross.

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Retro King of the Hill vidaya game intro

For my player character, I would go with Cotton. He’s tough because he killed fiddy men in the Big War.

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Barenaked Ladies machine

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The new(er) Pinballz has this machine which is also the name of BNL’s latest album. I do recommend Silverball even if you hated their earlier work, BNL has evolved unlike Coldplay. I don’t think the game actually works. The field is rather vacant and there’s no place to display the score. Still cool though.

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Italian #43: Giovanni Schiaparelli

This year, my tribute to famous Italians has been heavy on the Science side, namely Astronomy but Dr. Schiaparelli is relevant due to the joint ESA-Russia Schiaparelli mission to Mars. Today is the day the probe makes its attempt to land in an atmosphere that’s one percent the density of ours…parachutes aren’t much use, gotta’ depend on those rocket boosters.

As for Giovanni Schiaparelli, his greatest contribution to Astronomy was the naming of Mars’ “seas” and “continents” in the 1870s. His usage of the Italian word canali (which means “channels”) was misinterpreted by the American Astronomer Lowell for canals and led to the silliness about Mars being inhabited. The “canals” are really an atmospheric thing because we have yet to find liquid water on our neighbor.

Besides Mars, he also studied binary stars (pretty good for 19th Century technology) and proved comets are often tied to meteor showers.

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Anti-Trump sticker perhaps?

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Washington: a Life by Ron Chernow

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My first book on a Quixotic Quest to read up on all 44 presidents. Since I read David McCullough’s opus on Harry Truman 20 years ago I have two down and 42 to go. I figure William Harrison and James Garfield will be brief given their short times in office.

Despite how funny and exaggerated the cartoon/song above is, Washington’s reputation was almost as legendary during the latter 25 years of his life. It all happened due to his acceptance of being the General of the Continental Army.

Chernow starts off with Washington’s ancestors who left Great Britain to join the Virginia colony. Their common threads? Few of them lived long after 40, they were mostly loyal to the mother country and immersed in the slave-land economy which would dominate the South for generations to come. Then we get to the story of George through key stages: his upbringing, his young adult years (The French & Indian War would be here), the Revolution (the lion’s share of the book, it took me a while to slog through this part), after the War, the Presidency and the last three years of his life.

What did I learn about George that I never knew nor gave much thought about?

  • He only traveled abroad once in his life. To the West Indies with his half brother who was ill and thought the islands would rejuvenate his health.
  • Unlike the other Founders (with the exception of Franklin), he didn’t have a formal education. His mother Mary thought it was a waste of money and wanted her children close by to help run her farm. Washington probably would be the equivalent of a high-school dropout today.
  • I always wondered why none of his descendants are present in American politics (unlike the Bushes or Kennedys); he never had any children with Martha. All the progeny he raised with Martha were from her first marriage.
  • I did know he wasn’t a great general when it came to strategy or openly fighting the British-Hessian forces. He was very skilled at intelligence (spying usually) and tricking the enemy about his Army’s whereabouts or numbers.
  • His personal finances suffered immensely from the Revolution and being president. He wasn’t exactly a wizard at running Mt. Vernon neither but being away made matters worse.
  • Washington may have fought fiercely against the British but Chernow seems to give the impression he resented their military for never commissioning him as a peer. He’s somewhat of an Anglophile until the War.

It’s not a light read at 800 pages on Kindle. Life is probably the most complete take on America’s first president short of taking a college-semester course on him. I think every Libertarian who opens his mouth (they’re mostly male, and White) and spouts off the usual incorrect facts about Washington should read this. Then they’ll take him appropriately off their list of proponents for smaller government. Washington became a proponent of a central government during the Revolution because the Continental Army was always starved for funding. The Continental Congress operated under a beta version of the rather ineffective Articles of Confederation which is why he struggled with frequent mutinies and desertions. Another group of ignoramuses known as the Three Percenters would be horrified to find out that most “patriots” didn’t really fight to liberate the Colonies from the British; the majority were either press-ganged “contractors” (this was frequently the case with the South) or loaned militia units (New Englanders usually) under annual agreements. Washington often had to cajole his Army into sticking around after every New Year’s Day. His legendary “crossing the Delaware” attack on Christmas against the over anxious Hessians (they weren’t drunk) was done in order to utilize his forces before they bolted a week later.

I’m glad I read this. Overall, Washington really was enigmatic and disliked the limelight. Some of this was faux modesty and at other times he wanted to assure the new country, especially the Republican critics, he wasn’t planning to declare himself king or president for life.

Was he a good or bad president? I think he was the happy medium America needed when the Constitution was ratified. Washington didn’t make any major waves like Lincoln or Jackson because his primary goal was to get this new system of government to take root with 13 former, disparate colonies. He succeeded, especially after the Whiskey Rebellion.

Next up…a couple non-prez books and next year, I hope to find a cradle-to-grave account of John Adams, America’s first one-termer.

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Stranger Things lives up to the hype

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Admittedly, I’m late to be on the Stranger Things bandwagon when this Netflix hit appeared in July. I was busy getting back into the groove of working, living and other crap which gets us all through the day. José recommended it too which made me a bit reluctant. He’s a pretty savvy television-film viewer (how I wish he would flex his writing muscles writing reviews, he’d be better at it than me); we sometimes just don’t agree on many American cultural touchstones (e.g. Ghostbusters). José has more in common with Somara. To them, a “popcorn movie” is just something that harmlessly kills time. I’m with the Modern Humorist camp, the cliché is code for terrible. Plus, I quickly noticed how T-shirt sites flooded the market with designs based upon the characters/plot. This gives me pause because they also went nuts for Firefly (blech) and Lost (yawn).

Soapbox aside, this miniseries was very impressive. The eye for detail about 1983 was very accurate except for the Midwestern climate. It’s pretty damn cold in November plus I could tell it was shot in the tax haven of Georgia via the trees; many of  the outdoor shots can’t normally be done on location with the Midwest.

The premise revolves around a middle-school kid’s disappearance, a nearby Department of Energy/Army installation and the camaraderie of the missing kid’s three geeky best friends. For film nerds and most people born after 1974, Stranger has ET, Poltergeist, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Firestarter, The Fury and Goonies throughout its DNA. This is a great thing actually. The Duffer Brothers inject the mood and elements without making it some horrible Tarantino copy-and-paste “homage.” In short, you get those older movies’ vibe while seeing something more original. They even nail the early Eighties John Carpenter-esque music at the beginning of every episode. There’s also subplots involving the town’s sheriff’s personal history, the missing kid’s family issues/status and one of the friend’s more popular sister dating “high school royalty.”

For me, it is hard to see Wynona Ryder as single mother freaking out over her son’s disappearance. She’ll always be those younger characters in Tim Burton movies in my memory but she did give a plausible performance. The child actors did a fantastic job, especially on how children their age argue and infight. Still, I am in complete agreement with José on Stranger Things. It’s absolutely worth watching. The hardest thing is not to binge watch all eight episodes in one evening if you’ve got chores to do or work the following day.

There’s a second series planned. Let’s see if the Duffer Brothers catch lightning in a bottle next year. I hope they do but it can be hard when the core cast is made up of tweeners. They change rapidly during adolescence.

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Stars ’16-’17 opener was awesome!

Hockey season is back! Well, the NHL kicked things off with a few games last Wednesday but the AHL has to wait for the weekend being a development league in smaller markets. What am I saying, they have teams in Chicago, the LA ‘burbs, Toronto and the rather densely populated Northeast.

Anyway, my Stars got to kick off the season at home against the Charlotte Checkers. It was an ass-whipping victory of 6-2. Four of our goals were in the first period which resulted in the Checkers’ first goalie getting benched after the intermission. Plus they challenged two of our goals for review. No such luck, especially when your own goalie fumbles the puck into the net.

The lineup is a nice mix of returning vets (Morin namely, his eighth season with us; Gemel Smith, Justin Dowling and Maxime Lagace) and new faces. If their passing remains as solid as last night, I think we’ll be doing well. I won’t speculate our chances for a second Calder because injuries are the wild card.

Meanwhile, we lowered our season package to only half and we have new seats. I’m kind of regretting it somewhat. We’re more in a corner so the seats are wedge-like, ergo, smaller. We’re saving some money but I think I’ll lobby Somara for a return to the full-season set up and see if we can be returned to our rightful place: Section 120, Row C, Seats 1-2.

What else? Oh, we have a new divisional member. The Tucson Roadrunners. The Coyotes moved their team out West and also got them under the crybaby rules allowing them to play five fewer games like all five California teams. As if the Coyotes will be a Stanley contender again. I do look forward to seeing their jerseys.

Go Stars!

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Italian #42: Dr. Camillo Golgi

In the spirit of all those Nobel prizes being awarded, I decided to look up who was the first Italian to receive one and it was this gentleman; it was for Medicine. Golgi was considered the greatest neuroscientist and biologist of his era which probably would be the Victorian period is my guess. Several neurological terms and techniques are named after him. You’ll have to look them up yourself, I never got good grades in the Biological sciences, one of my weaknesses in trivia circles too. It’s quite a list though so he must’ve made major strides in neuroscience to get this many.

  • The organelle Golgi apparatus or Golgi complex
  • The sensory receptor Golgi tendon organ
  • Golgi’s method or Golgi stain, a nervous tissue staining technique
  • The enzyme Golgi alpha-mannosidase II
  • Golgi cells of the cerebellum
  • Golgi I nerve cells (with long axons)
  • Golgi II nerve cells (with short or no axons)
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Eighties flashback cartoon

MALL 84 from Gervart on Vimeo.

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Italian #41: Joe Barbera

Joe’s name may sound familiar to anyone over 35 because he was half of the prolific cartoon empire Hanna-Barbera. For about thirty years, these two dominated Saturday mornings with their animated shows. I readily admit many were formulaic and just killed time but it wasn’t always this way.

His career began in the Thirties with Terrytoons of NYC. (Terrytoons is known for Mighty Mouse and Heckle & Jeckle.) A year or so later he joined MGM in California where he met William Hanna. The two would go on to have a partnership that lasted for 60 years.

Their most famous creation was Tom & Jerry which debuted in an early incarnation around 1939 called “Puss Gets the Boot.” They even received an Oscar® nomination for this. Further cartoons starring the infamous cat and mouse were almost squashed by their supervisor Fred Quimby since he felt there were too many cat-versus-mouse cartoons already. Hanna and Barbera successfully changed Quimby’s mind though and their creation went on to appear in 114 cartoons over 17 years and snagged seven Oscars.

Then came the rise of television.

MGM laid everybody off in the animation department around 1957 due to TV eating into their overall revenue but the duo weren’t through.

Hanna and Barbera formed a new TV production company based upon their surnames. Hanna came first because he won the coin toss. As the Fifties closed and the Sixties began, they had success with two new creations: Huckleberry Hound and Yogi Bear. Surveys showed that half of Huckleberry’s audience were adults, so they developed a prime-time show for all ages called The Flintstones.

Numerous other legendary creations followed. Scooby Doo, The Jetsons, Space Ghost, Jonny Quest and Wait Until Your Father Gets Home to name a few.

Many artists criticized their cartoons as cheap, low-quality drivel. H-B just adapted to the reality of lower budgeted TV productions by emphasizing more humor through the character dialog, rapid background changes and utilizing what they developed as “limited animation.” An example of the latter is Yogi wearing a collar and tie. They could save money by keeping the same torso in more scenes while just animating his mouth from the head up. It’s why Fred, Daphne and Velma have scarves/turtlenecks in Scooby Doo despite these items not being worn by teenagers in the Sixties. Plus CRT-based TVs from the Fifties until they were replaced by contemporary flat screens couldn’t show much detail anyway. What they were accustomed to doing for film was a waste of money and effort if it went directly to TV. Besides, their pioneering techniques of reducing a seven-minute short from the traditional 14,000 drawings to 2000 paved the way for the resurgence of new shows in the Nineties on like The Simspsons, Ren & Stimpy, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Powerpuff Girls, Batman the Animated Series, South Park, Beavis and Butt-Head, Archer, etc.

Hanna and Barbera sold their company in 1966 to Taft Broadcasting but remained in supervisory roles. Then Ted Turner acquired them in 1991 to launch the Cartoon Network in 1992. Turner also revitalized the studio create by having them oversee new, original shows. Time Warner bought out Turner in 1996 and all of H-B’s creations joined the Warner Brothers catalog, aka Scooby can team up with Bugs Bunny sans legal arrangements like how Who Framed Roger Rabbit had to be worked out between all the copyright owners.

Barbera’s contribution to their cartoons was mainly in sketching the character ideas and his skills with visual gags. Hanna took care of story construction and getting talented artists. They were an incredible, complementary team who dominated TV animation for a few decades yet laid down the foundations of what we have today via [adult swim], Boomerang/CN, NickToons, Fox’s animation block, Warner Animation Group, Pixar and numerous direct-to-video productions.

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Idiocracy: ten years later screening

Photo courtesy of my friend Kathy R

Photo courtesy of my friend Kathy R

Earlier this week, I had the good fortune to watch a tenth anniversary screening of Mike Judge’s second sleeper hit and somewhat prescient film Idiocracy. Alamo and a series of other art-house theaters screened the movie simultaneously while bookending the movie with comments from Mike Judge, Maya Rudolph and Terry Crews.

Overall the movie sadly holds up. I stand by my original review too; Idiocracy is a world run by the assholes who peaked in high school and those who fear critical thinking.

I didn’t know the costumer chose Crocs as the common footwear before the company became wildly successful. They remain disgusting shoes in my opinion. Kids wearing them, OK. Adults? No. They’re up there with wearing socks and sandals together…gross. Another thing Judge explained was how he legally got to ridicule all the corporations in this Dystopia. According to Fox Legal, if there were numerous pokes at them, none could claim they were singled out. Despite their political leanings, I think Fox News preferred to be mocked over being ignored.

There was mention of some type of sequel to the cult classic. I think an episodic TV show would be the best route. Something scathing Judge could air on AMC, HBO or a network that isn’t afraid to mock the dumb people put into positions of power. A world with dilapidated statues of Palin, Bush II, Le Pen, Farage, Putin and Trump.

Personally I think we are slowly drifting toward a world in which the stupid are growing in power. Not necessarily in America alone. We don’t have a monopoly on idiocy. There’s the rise of Right-Wing parties in Europe which have “all the answers.” Demagogues are a common theme in the history of the Third World. The majority of humans aren’t very patient and have difficulty with long-term thinking, something technology is exacerbating. However, I think the world is separating into a minority of Haves and a majority of Have Nots along the lines of HG Wells’ The Time Machine. The difference is that the Morlocks will reside on the surface amongst the ruins and the Eloi are hiding underground, on another continent or some place safe. Neither party helps the other. The Eloi will still have dumb offspring (see the Bush clan) occasionally, they just will safeguards to keep them from screwing stuff up.

Alamo Extras: Women in bikinis firing guns, this was either a satire or a real NRA propaganda piece; a bit from The Dana Carvey Show I’ve seen before; and a review of the 11 dumbest trends imitated on the Internet: planking, setting oneself on fire, etc.; what the rest of us call natural selection.

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Storks: Rental

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This could’ve been worse. I was really drawn to it in the hopes of more Goldbergian machinery as the trailer showed. Instead it’s just a buddy/road trip flick as the stork named Junior and human called Tulip travel to deliver a baby.

As the trailers illustrate, storks ditched the baby-delivery gig and became the couriers for an Amazon-like organization. Hunter (the ever great voice of Kelsey Grammer) led this transition and now he’s leaving for a sport on the corporate board. Junior is Hunter’s successor as long as he fires Tulip. Tulip isn’t really an employee, she’s really a baby the storks failed to deliver so they let her stay. Now Tulip is 18, they can legally ditch her. Obviously Junior can’t do it or there’d be no movie. Instead, the factory fires up and creates a baby which they decide to secretly hand over to the Gardner family. Hilarity ensues via physical humor, baby gags, being followed by a butt-kissing pigeon and a goofy pack of wolves led by Key & Peele.

For something done by the Warner Animation Group, this was disappointing. They gave us The Lego Movie. This is just standard drivel divorced dads patronize to kill a couple of hours during their weekend with the kids. Is it worth watching? Maybe once on cable or Netflix. Then it just joins the long list of options to keep children pacified in the back of the minivan on a long trip.

Alamo Extras: We got there pretty late so we just saw a couple cartoons playing up the stork-baby trope and some weird Dutch show with a chicken dance performance.

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Sweet hippos of San Marcos! Nanobots are real!

Today, the Nobel Prize people awarded three European Scientists the 8m Swedish kronor prize in Chemistry for “nano-machines.” Five years earlier, they succeeded in making a molecular “car” drive across a piece of copper. It was only six billionths of a meter but I’m confident that’s a great distant at this scale.

I remember when I first hear of nanobots…in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. They were a science experiment of Wesley’s that escaped and got into the Enterprise‘s computer core in the third season. Being a Sci-Fi show, I quickly dismissed these things as a plot point or McGuffin. Over the years, it seems the show’s writers did their homework for a change. Now these guys are getting closer.

What about them taking over the world or evolving on their own as per Futurama‘s “A Clockwork Origin”? They seem pretty confident it won’t happen. Well, I only hope they can fashion the nano-bots into little tanks to go into people’s bodies to kill cancer cells directly since chemotherapy sucks.

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Italian #40: Guido d’Arezzo

Guido d’Arezzo is the person given the credit for inventing modern music notation that is widely followed. His two most famous creations are the staff, aka the five bars the notes are written on so you know which notes they are. I think each “square” is then divided up into a time, like 3/4 or 4/4. He also came up with the mnemonic of do re mi but a couple of the words were different because they’re taken from a hymnal in Latin. Someone else modified them for English speakers.

Guido was a Benedictine monk who developed these musical innovations to help others learn Gregorian chants quickly. There had been other systems before him yet I guess they didn’t work well. His technique was so successful it made him famous throughout what is now northern Italy. However, Guido drew the ire of others in his abbey (even monks have feelings despite all the religious training in humility) which led him to relocate to Arezzo at the invitation of Bishop Teldad. The town didn’t have a monastery but there was a cathedral with a large group of singers to train.

During his years in Arezzo he wrote everything down in a book called Micrologus around 1025 or 1026 AD. This foundation has been continued to this very day.

Sadly, not much else is known about the monk after 1028 besides him going to Rome to show his technique to Pope John XIX.

Another legacy is his first name (GUIDO) being a computer notation format for music. You can check it out at this Web site.

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