Night of the Comet

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I missed out on Night of the Comet in theaters around 1984 but enjoyed the hell out of it when it made its debut on Showtime the following Christmas. I think the film was whipped together to take advantage of the Halley’s Comet fuss for 1986.

The story and execution still holds up. Sure the fashion is trapped in the early Eighties but it’s pretty impressive to see LA when it’s relatively quiet/empty. A friend from work who moved to Austin told me his old residence doesn’t operate 24-hours a day like NYC. Anyway, the one element I never recalled from my high school years was how the two female leads are the heroes. Before there was Furiosa and Lara Croft, there was Regina and Samantha defending what was left of civilization with their badass fighting skills. Having two B-movie legends (Mary Woronov and the late Geoffrey Lewis) as members of the secret society out to take their blood gave the story stronger credibility.

Somara and I watched the 30th anniversary features too. I learned through them that the target-practice scene was partially ad libbed to save money on takes; the weapons really did jam on the actresses.

I’ve always loved Night since I first saw it. Back then it was a common teenage fantasy right? Most people (especially the older ones) are stupid and you’d wished they’d go away, then you could have the world to yourself without all the crowds! Mellowing comes with aging, more often than wisdom.

Contrary to the zombie element, Night of the Comet isn’t truly a zombie flick. To me it falls more under the End-of-the-World category. The partially exposed survivors/victims have more in common with Rage Virus sufferers who will eventually finish disintegrating like the majority who died instantly. Zombies are indefinite if you follow Romero’s rules. The real plot revolves around what a pair of teenage sisters would do when 99.9% of the population is vaporized and civilization’s rules fall away. They could be frivolous as per the stereotypes. Instead they try to make the best of an awful situation with their wits and the comedy happens more plausibly.

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Gamers’ Weekend 2016

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I got to stay in the upstairs Arthur Fonzerelli Suite.

Update: A story that was overlooked due to my illness (the flu and whatnot) near the beginning of 2016.

A rather nice tradition started by the old gaming group I used to belong to and this year I finally took the time to participate. Why? I finally remembered to take them up on the open invitation. In the past I was either ill or I managed to book something else.

Gamers’ Weekend isn’t really a marathon D&D session, it’s more like a personal gaming convention. An opportunity to test out new board games, miniatures and roleplaying sessions that the group normally doesn’t have time to try out. Their usual routine is a D&D campaign about once a week and when it isn’t possible, should the majority of them meet, they may play another one-shot of something else, maybe a different campaign.

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My contribution to Gamer’s Weekend of FFG’s X-Wing. The Empire’s forces  lost so they’ll want a rematch next year.

When I arrived they were in the middle of a D&D-esque game filled with puns. I turned in though because the drive was a tad harrowing, lots of fog between Austin and Calder. The next day I participated in old Eighties gem of roleplaying…Paranoia which was always hilarious. Then I sat to nap while they played some kind of tea party game. No, not the political idiots, something with manners and exchanges of goodies. After dinner came my contribution of X-Wing. Mark and Strange running eight TIEs against the Johns and Jeremy as the Rebels. The Imperials were off to a strong start as they blew the B-Wing to hell but the Rebels had Wedge and Luke Skywalker on their team. Score 8-3, complete victory for the Rebel Alliance. Need to shake it up next year.

We finished off Sunday with Feng Shei (sic)? An RPG which is part Big Trouble in Little China, part Jackie Chan movies and mostly cartoonish.

I hope to be invited next year as I’ve made improvements in my X-Wing storage, rules knowledge and I have more choices for the sides.

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A unicorn crapped on these shoes!

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A recent acquisition from the Converse Store to replace the florescent yellow (or green) pair I had to pitch.

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My new Bugs Bunny watch!

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Watch OS 2 finally brought the ability to have the watch face I wanted, my personal hero and totem animal/character in this pushy world. I didn’t have him on there right away but Somara took the time to work on some pictures that would fit properly. I hope to have other poses of Bugs later on.

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Check out my brother’s company’s app

The product they write/develop is called Cola Bubbles, you can find out more here. Nice timing on how it was posted on the Apple iTunes Store on his birthday last Friday. It’s free so I don’t get any money for endorsing/plugging it.

What does it solve? This is often the question I have because there’s no shortage of useless crap fighting for space on my phone. Bubbles consolidates several things into a conversation: polls, calendar (make appointments), photos/video (Messages already does this, I know), location/map and the to-do list. The goal is to cut down on what they call pogo sticking between apps. What I like that Messages doesn’t do is Bubbles allows you to add/subtract people from a conversation, the former makes the group a permanent situation.

I’m on it so invite me to try it out.

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Westworld, the original

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This is a movie I have always seen somewhere around the middle but never from the beginning. I scored a cheap DVD of it in the last year in anticipation of HBO’s overdue, behind-schedule show which will lengthen the story about the Delos amusement park. JJ Abrams’ involvement doesn’t fill me with as much doubt because the story does need some modernizing (see below) and I think he does better with series than movies, Star Wars being an exception for me.

Westworld is what became the usual story from Michael Crichton…advanced-tech going out of control alongside somebody’s hubris over how nothing can go wrong. You could say this flick was his rough draft for Jurassic Park. To me, it also dovetails into Disclosure, Timeline and State of Fear. Stories in which his ignorance about genetics, computers, history and climate change are on display as “entertainment” when he really just had an axe to grind. He should’ve stuck with medical stories with his MD thanks to the humongous plot holes disguised as McGuffins to make the plot happen.

Overall though, I still like Westworld. It’s very Seventies. People going to an R-rated park to have sex with robots and audiences weren’t very sophisticated when the topic of computers was brought up then. Yul Brynner reprising his role from The Magnificent Seven is one bright spot. Majel Barrett of Star Trek appeared as the local madam. Dick Van Patten is the comic-relief guest yet you never see his fate like the guests in Roman World or Medieval World.

Here’s what I’m hoping the series will fix which were eye rolling in this 1973 version.

  • The guns using real ammunition. Robots are expensive, you don’t want them being shot up by the guests even if they’re paying $1000/day in 1973 dollars; that would be $5400 today. I think now the guns could just use infra-red beams to trigger squibs on the robots. Thus, weapons won’t work on the guests.
  • The control room lacking auxiliary power and a manual override to open the doors was implausible. How the techs suffocated was incredibly contrived.
  • There isn’t much to do in Westworld other than shoot people, drink, gamble and hang with prostitutes. It wouldn’t appeal to heterosexual female guests and before you go with the lazy comparison, Las Vegas has shopping and better food. Maybe the miniseries will expand the park’s scope.

Despite how much I grew to dislike the author Crichton’s Right-Wing views, he did make a couple core, important films in the Sci-Fi canon in the Seventies. Westworld wasn’t as strong as The Andromeda Strain but it had more potential for being a series or miniseries.

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RIP Keith Emerson

Another Prog Rock founder passes away. Keith was the guy who made the keyboardist the lead musician for the Seventies (I would go with Booker T for the Sixties) but I readily admit to having a blind spot before the Eighties.

To me, his use of the Moog and elaborate solos via “Lucky Man” paved the way for my personal heroes such as Thomas Dolby, Devo, They Might be Giants and obviously the Moog Cookbook/Roger Manning (Jellyfish, Beck and Imperial Drag).

He will be missed and I hope he’ll be respected for his contributions despite it being popular to dump on Prog Rock in these times.

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Zootopia: Rental or Netflix

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Zootopia is fairly predictable as it cashes in on Jason Bateman doing his “sly fox” thing, Idris Elba being gruff and the underrated Jenny Slate utilizing her helium-esque voice to play a sheep who’s also the assistant mayor. It is entertaining because there’s all the stereotypes with the animals as they’re given anthropomorphic roles: gangsters, hustlers, cops, politicians, pop stars, etc. Then comes all the product placements (ugh) which I won’t repeat, they received enough free advertising as it was.

I’m skipping the plot since the trailer drove it into the ground so I’m jumping to the highlights I did enjoy.

  • John DiMaggio getting a significant part as a curt elephant in charge of an ice cream parlor for large creatures.
  • Maurice LaMarche as a small rodent who acts like Marlon Brando’s Don Corleone of Zootopia.
  • Directed by former Futurama director Rich Moore with some help from former Simpsons writer/artist Jim Reardon.

Alamo Extras: Unusual pairings of animals being cute, e.g. a cat grooming a fox, a puppy wrestling with a tiger cub, etc.; Max Fleischer’s “Vegetable World” cartoon; a quartet of rabbit jewel thieves cartoon; Animal Farm trailer from the Fifties; Japanese music video of a yodeling singer going on about chickens; Augmented Reality cartoons (the cels are held over the real world); Techno Chicken!; “Can Can” from the awful Jive Bunny medleys from the Eighties.

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RIP George Martin

Obviously he was the man who earned the coveted “fifth Beatle” spot because he produced every major record of theirs but one. Although I don’t worship at the feet of the Beatles, I always respected George Martin, his production skill and musical choices helped make them the success they were. He also went on to produce many acts from my generation and tastes:

  • Little River Band’s Time Exposure
  • Ultravox’s Quartet
  • Elvis Costello’s Kojak Variety
  • Cheap Trick’s All Shook Up
  • Paul McCartney’s Ram
  • contributed to Badfinger and Kate Bush material
  • Produced the soundtrack to Live and Let Die which gave McCartney & Wings a hit, same with Goldfinger for Shirley Bassey

George might not have been of the Rock n’ Roll generation yet he had a great ear and brain on how to make numerous artists sound better. Not every record I listed was necessarily a hit, especially the latter Eighties McCartney stuff (P-U!); they were at least quality attempts.

Outside of popular music, he did oversee the pretty cool Cirque du Soleil show Love which we’ve seen in Vegas. He also contributed to the Beatles edition of the Rock Band game, namely the studio outtakes you’ll hear when you screw up, then ask for a do over as I discovered when I restarted “Dear Prudence.”

Thanks for all the spectacular music and memories George! You left a huge mark on the Twentieth Century. Let’s hope you’re remembered alongside Mozart and Beethoven.

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New D&D minis to flesh out the world

From another Kickstarter, this group (or person) put together all these really cool pieces with a 3-D printer. They’re mainly things the players’ characters encounter so it comes in handy to have them on hand: beds (where the enemy is sleeping), crates filled with food at markets, racks, gongs (for evil religions!) and a surprise at the bottom.

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Will you confess? No, no, no, no!

 

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Mmm, casks filled with beer!

 

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Someone’s “Personal Jesus” was here.

 

Get it on! Bang a gong! Get it on!

Get it on! Bang a gong! Get it on!

 

Before and after looting of these beds.

Before and after looting of these beds.

 

Lastly, an outhouse. Also known as a Troglodyte bed and breakfast.

Lastly, an outhouse. Also known as a Troglodyte bed & breakfast

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Dean Venture’s future alma mater

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I have new idea of shirts to wear and collect, fake universities. So far I have Mars U from Futurama and now this place. Named after the last Dutch governor of New Amsterdam Peter Stuyvesant, it is a perfect counter to CUNY, Fordham and Columbia (those are the only places I know in Manhattan/NYC). The Latin motto is pretty funny too. I had to use the Internet to translate because my Latin is nowhere what it used to be in high school; the only word I knew immediately was “with.” To save you some time it says “I suffer with a wooden leg.” Next on the agenda, either Greendale Community College or Borchmore University.

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Who you gonna’ call?

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Just in time for the crappy reboot. I don’t mind the Ghostbusters now being women. I mind the lazy, boring, recycled plot. Personally, I never liked the movie. I saw it in theaters during the Summer of 1984 and I laughed once. All the best jokes were used up for the trailer plus I was expecting the raunchy humor those actors/writers gave us in CaddyshackInstead, these guys were too busy trying to make enough money to get weened off their coke habits. Now we have the female equivalents of what the movie originally intended, namely John Belushi via Melissa McCarthy doing the easy, lame fat-person jokes.

As for this being a Lego set? That’s another story! I already have the Ecto-One thanks to Pinballz points. Now we have a firehouse or tall building to go with the other elements of our city: restaurant, detective agency/barber shop and movie theater. Next up? The bank/laundromat, deli and toy store!

I did propose making this 4600-piece set into a party in which we all work together in building it with other fans. It was a quick veto. I then remembered how much arguing there was when I tried to delegate the Star Wars AT-AT Walker with my three nephews. Oh yeah. This will be just a couple’s night.

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Watch yer beer #1

The Stars had a decent week recently. Two victories and one OT loss giving us five points…oh wait, that doesn’t matter with the five wimp CA teams in our division since the Winning percentage trumps points thanks to them getting to play fewer games in the season. Feh! We’re still better than the Ontario Reign overall.

Then I remembered Somara capturing this moment/lesson. Why you should never leave your beer (or other drink) on the ledge against the glass. It’s amusing, not quite as much as the dude in the first year who got covered in his beverage but Somara made her point.

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Sword of Destiny

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The “sequel” to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon made its recent debut on Netflix. I know a lot of critics poo poo’d it but I really enjoyed it. Any movie showing Michelle Yeoh kicking ass is a positive thing for me, the lady has sweet moves and it’s nice to see her still starring given Hollywood’s agism. Throw in the legendary Donnie Yen from Iron Monkey and you’ve got a killer Kung Fu flick.

It was rather weird they shot this in English. I’m guessing the West is the audience not the Chinese market business types are falling all over themselves to appease. Maybe Netflix cannot. The Great Firewall of China does prohibit a lot of stuff. My point with the English is unlike many Americans, I don’t mind subtitles however the cast has impeccable English for many have done the Hong Kong stuff with the Shaw Brothers for years and other actors are from Western nations originally.

Destiny‘s premise surrounds the infamous Green Destiny Sword again but now there’s this warlord called Hades Dai who wants the weapon because of the legend; whoever wields this sword is invincible. Yu Shu Lien has to come out of her semi-retirement to convince the weapon’s current protector in Beijing/Peking to have it moved back to Wudang Mountain where the monks can keep it safe. There’s the usual intrigue over who really wants Green Destiny: a mystery student, a thief, Hades Dai’s operatives and the big twist, Lien’s dead fiancé from the first movie…has returned.

I thoroughly enjoyed it. There were few exposition scenes or long stretches of blah blah. The director balanced all the fighting with drama. Chinese Kung Fu movies over the years have picked up on Western sensibilities in their endings though. Recently I’ve seen a handful of Shaw Brothers stuff from the Seventies and Eighties and they have this comical abrupt endings which are rather jarring. Maybe it’s Hong Kong storytelling or a budget thing. Destiny doesn’t go with a corny American ending neither. I was satisfied on how things wrapped up plus I “mourned” the loss of the lesser heroes who followed the Iron Way to help defeat Hades Dai. Their names were rather cool too: Turtle Ma, Iron Crow, Thunder Fist Chan and my favorite Silent Wolf. Definitely inspirational for whenever I want to make a Monk character in D&D.

Destiny is recommended if you liked Crouching and you’re a casual fan of these films. Diehards who follow Jackie Chan, Chow Yun Fat, Shaw Brothers, Donnie Yen, etc. might be disappointed and/or bored. The people behind this may have followed Netflix’s algorithm yet I think they made it for a wider audience. Besides, it’s on Netflix, it doesn’t cost anything beyond a couple hours of your time.

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Celebrating Scott Kelly’s return!

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It may not have been in the news given all the Trump/Billary bullshit taking up the SCLM’s attention but astronaut Scott Kelly has returned to earth after being on ISS for one whole year. Big deal? Yes. We’ve never had anyone up there for an entire year and he has an identical twin NASA and other scientists will be examining to see what the long-term effects were. According to Dr. DeGrasse Tyson, Kelly is 1/100th of a second younger thanks to time dilation which I’m still confused about. I’m guessing that despite the earth distorting time-space, slowing things down here, ISS was orbiting faster (it goes around the planet every 90 minutes) thus kicking in what Einstein talked about.

What we discover in their differences will critical to sending people on long-term missions to the moon and Mars. Still cheaper than the boondoggles we wast trillions on here, something I need to remind the dumb-ass naysayers I work with. 

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