Happy birthday Sonia, my “little sister”

Today is a fortuitous birthday for me, our friend’s baby daughter Robin shares this historical date with the friend above. As I told Sonia through FaceBook, she should be proud, the little baby has good taste!

Meanwhile I’m waiting to see if Sonia is making her annual trip to Houston to stay with her older sister. Maybe, just maybe, the kids are old enough to make a side trip to Austin and I can spoil them in person.

Twenty years ago, I got to participate in a surprise party for her. I remember it was a wonderful time with friends. One gentleman who was the husband of Sonia’s co-worker got the birthday girl to re-enact a Jim Carrey bit from Ace Ventura.

Have a great day Sonia! Austin misses you.

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Trumbo: Must See

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You may not know Dalton Trumbo by name but you’ll know the movies he wrote the screenplays to: Roman Holiday, Spartacus, Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo, Exodus and Kitty Foyle. He was also a highly-paid screenwriter whose career was devastated by the Red Scare because he was a Communist, more on this later. Now looking at the short list of movies he worked on, I doubt one could figure out the man’s political outlook through these well-loved works.

Trumbo is primarily based upon the 1977 book by Bruce Cook. It cuts out the writer’s early life and kicks off in 1947 before everything hits the fan. You see Trumbo at work, arguing with right-wing director Sam Wood at a cocktail party, joking around with movie star Edgar G. Robinson, writing screenplays in the bathtub (where he drew inspiration alongside hard liquor), etc. The Red Scare is making the rounds and Trumbo isn’t scared despite making some enemies in Hollywood since he sided with labor in the recent set workers’  strike. This has his fellow left-leaning writers worried though. The hero makes the mistake of taking the high road by thinking the opposition is reasonable and will remember what the Bill of Rights says. John Wayne demonstrates his D-grade in Civics when saying “Congress can do whatever it wants.” Obviously the Bill of Rights strategy fails. He is brought before the insane House-Unamerican Activities Committee (aka HUAC). A kangaroo court all other democracies are bewildered by; France doesn’t have an Unfrench investigation division in its parliament. Trumbo’s attempt to put HUAC on the spot ruins his livelihood and he is sent to a Federal penitentiary for contempt of Congress (over 70% of America would be there today). When he is released, the problems don’t stop. The lovely ranch he had has to be sold, his children are mocked, the new house’s swimming pool is vandalized by hostile neighbors and he has to resort to writing screenplays for the King Brothers (drive-in/grindhouse caliber) under assumed names. Sure he receives $1200 a script which is $11,000 today. Now remember how much higher income taxes were under the oppressive Eisenhower administration while raising three kids in LA.

We all know how it panned out. Eventually the idiocy of the Blacklist and Red Scare fade as the majority turns its brain back on. The bullies are rightfully pushed aside, namely the shit talkers…I mean gossip columnists, Hedda Hopper and Walter Winchell. Trumbo returns in triumph with the help of Kirk Douglas to make Spartacus.

What was interesting is how the story ends in 1970. The Writers Guild of America has a ceremony presenting him a lifetime achievement award and the speech he gives is somewhat forgiving. He chooses not to blame, call out names or even say “f*** you!” to his attackers/betrayers which would be his right, especially when Robinson is in the crowd. Should this be true, then Dalton Trumbo was a bigger person than I ever could be given how much the American Right doesn’t even deserve “I forgive you” in my opinion.

It was also great to finally have Bryan Cranston in a starring role! The supporting cast is a cavalcade of today’s A-list: Louis CK, John Goodman, Stephen Root, Alan Tudyk, Diane Lane, Elle Fanning and Helen Mirren as the evil Hedda Hopper. The people hired to play Kirk Douglas, John Wayne and Edgar G. Robinson have pretty good likenesses and/or can channel the actors. If you don’t dig the subject matter, at least see the talent pool.

Now with Trumbo himself. I have the Cook biography to read. Was he a Communist? Short answer, yes. Was he a Soviet operative? Of course not. Given his opulent lifestyle before his illegal imprisonment, he wasn’t a “fellow traveller,” he was more along the lines of a modern Socialist, someone who to help everyone receive a fair deal. The Red Scare logic was so spurious in its arguments. For example, the use of Tricky Dick tactics showing how the Democrats agree on certain issues with the American Communist Party. Nevermind the joined-at-the-hip crap Republicans are guilty of with the Fascists, John Birch Society, Posse Comitatus, Democrats and Communists. I wish the movie didn’t pull its punches, namely showing what a hypocrite Ronald Reagan was and all the Mafia ties members of HUAC had; one congressman co-owned a brothel according to Subversives.

The movie is very relevant today which is a bummer. With the recent attacks in Paris, the never-ending conflicts in the Middle East and South Asia and the Red Scare’s bastard child the Teabaggers, these problems haven’t stopped. It just doesn’t affect Hollywood anymore. Making money is more important than ideology. John Milius who’s a bat-shit crazy Right-winger (Red Dawn) and Oliver Stone who’s from the opposite end still get work as long as what they do is profitable. Adam Sandler is practically a lobbyist for Israel in his donations. Hollywood doesn’t care unless it affects the whole revenue stream with his latest turd blossom on Netflix. Outside Hollywood, America continues to suffer from its inability to exercise critical thinking. Trust me, I live in Texas. Goldwater and Reagan injected this disease into the body politic at large around 1981. Notice how anyone who points out a lie is suddenly “partisan.” Today you’ll see some shouting down over exaggerated Communism paranoia from the Randroids but the mainstream dupe has shifted their fear to Muslims, Arabs and mysterious “others.” The litany of “you’re either with us or you’re against us,” never ceased. While entertaining, Trumbo is a reminder on how free-thinking people can’t let up on their vigilance.

Outside of the big blockbuster, event movies I’ve seen, Trumbo is my favorite for 2015.

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RIP: Robert Loggia

Born Salvatore Loggia, he probably had to change it to Robert because his real name was “too ethnic” for Whitebread America in the Fifties, this guy went on to be royalty in the bit parts. Honestly, can you name anything in which he was the star? I can’t without help from imdb.com. Still he was a force to be reckoned with when on the “stage.”

Being Italian he obviously got typecast as mobsters, he was in The Sopranos and the Eighties version of Scarface (no shock there). A personal favorite was the crime boss Sallie “The Shark” Macelli who gets turned into a vampire by accident in Innocent Blood. He often did a ton of TV and like all programs in the Seventies, he made multiple appearances as different characters: Charlie’s Angels, SWAT, The Rockford Files and The Six Million Dollar Man/Bionic Woman. Here he often broke out of the stereotypes. In Independence Day I think he was the general the president Bill Pullman could trust. The other memorable guest appearance he had I loved was the Russian-born grandfather in Malcolm in the Middle who foolishly let the psycho brother Reese handle an old Soviet-style WWII grenade they set off in the fridge. I guess he was too busy to return for they had his character die and “live” on through his second, secret family in Canada.

Farewell Robert. You left behind a legacy of great characters, roles, voices and pride for American Italians!

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RIP: Scott Weiland

Scott’s death isn’t any surprise sadly. The guy lived pretty hard on booze and drugs, I think it was a pre-requisite for being the singer in Velvet Revolver due to the rest being made up of former Guns n’ Roses members. Contrary to the Hollywood narrative and AA’s pro-Jesus…sorry, higher power, bullshit, the success rate for shaking addiction is pretty low.

As for the guy’s earlier career, I initially hated Stone Temple Pilots (aka STP). Their first album was a poor-man’s Pearl Jam in sound and topic. Turgid. Loud. Boring. My opinion began to shift around 1994 with their song “Big Empty” which was also used for The Crow, their unplugged performance on MTV and they managed to pull away from the dreaded, grungy Hurl Jam sound with “Vasoline” and “Interstate Love Song.” By the third album Scott’s voice changed direction and the DeLeo Brothers’ guitars finally found a better sound. I even thought about bothering to see them perform but the tour for Tiny Music… was immediately derailed by Scott’s first public outing over what eventually killed him.

He wasn’t a favorite singer or writer of mine. He was memorable though. Scott had potential as the later STP stuff showed, especially if it changed my mind. Trust me, I still despise Hurl Jam and their terrible influence on the Nineties. The guy just suffered from the usual problem frontmen have, people always expect you to be “on.” I think he also earned the respect of his peers even if his body of work became spotty. Trust me, few legitimate rock stars from numerous genres would mourn his passing via Twitter if he were a complete hack (see Liz Phair or Axl Rose).

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One handsome devil…I mean, demon

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A nice mini of Graz’zt, the Demon Prince of Vice which in D&D terms tends to be prostitution and other activities avid D&D players rarely participate in! Hasbro only allowed 1500 to be made so I scored one. A nice co-worker with better coordination assembled him for me. He’s one of my favorites because he’s more about trickery and deception than outright violence like his rivals Orcus, Demogorgon and Pazuzu. Graz’zt has some small resemblance to the Teen Titans villain Trigon too. At least they share a similar modus operandi.

I figure this will come in handy as a statue for worshippers my players’ heroes will come up against; usually evil-aligned pimps, prostitutes and slavers. The opponent Graz’zt would stomp their asses pretty quickly if he chose to soil his hands fighting them.

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Stormtroopers hoist the tree!

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You can see the whole process from start to finish here.

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1990: Graduation!

I took the last couple days off to focus on Christmas cards, see the Stars lose in overtime to the proxy FIBs and finish some shopping, namely packing materials.

This month’s header is focused on my graduation from Marquette University 25 years ago. It feels like only a couple years ago. I wanted to write a bigger piece but it seems I bled the subject dry five years ago. One thing I didn’t mention. To me, this is the day the Eighties officially ended.

Still, if I don’t achieve anything else on this planet. I did earn my undergraduate degree. I didn’t pay for it like those piece-of-shit Wal-Mart heirs. I completed most of the course work (and when I didn’t I got the bad grades associated with them). I have always felt fortunate that I never had to take a year off or longer. Most people I know who did this lost their momentum as reality catches up with them, making it harder as time goes by.

Then comes the futile thoughts entertaining graduate school. I think I could handle this nowadays. Why won’t I? I’m not in the mood to take on five-digits worth of more debt; I have nothing to contribute to Academia…well, nothing practical; and I have friends who’ve shared their horror stories, namely the ones who bailed part way through. My personal favorite is how one program’s masters in education required undertaking a six-month unpaid internship as a teaching assistant. I may have the specifics wrong. I am dead on about the unpaid part. It’s small wonder America is ranked pretty low in education despite the tremendously pricey university infrastructure. Newsflash Academia, namely the education branch, few trust-fund babies are going to pursue teaching when they’ll probably go into their parents’ line of work, being a dickhead hypocrite like the Romneys or a hosebag like the Hiltons.

Who knows. Maybe there’s a way to pull it off with less debt. The other dilemma is which field. I may have done tech support for 20 years but Computer Science is on par with participating in the Bataan Death March.

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Got a good start on a 20-year tradition

Fourteen! That’s how many Christmas cards I have finished and mailed approximately by today. Seems I’m ahead compared to a couple ladies I ran into at Starbucks.

I know my habit of sending humorous (some “Christians” would say inappropriate) Christmas cards is rather archaic given how many can just send less personal, vapid electronic messages or even lazy posts through FaceBook and a mass SMS burst through the address book. I continue because I like it. The more modern or convenient means have their merits, they’re not me. Firstly, I love the rather funny cards offered through Nobleworks. Secondly, I always strive to write a brief, personal, upbeat letter to the primary recipient. I could never bring myself to writing an annual newsletter…my site is closer to this but it does offer interaction! Hint.

This year is a major anniversary regarding my personal tradition, something a friend once called an outward expression of my Hallmark gene, because I got more consistent in 1995. When I was bit by the pen-pal bug in 1982 I managed to mail a card to the main people I corresponded with. I practically stopped once I started university which is pretty normal for most, this doesn’t mean I endorse my past laziness. After graduation, money was rather tight…and it remained this way until about 1995. Now I could be full of crap, especially if the friends I have recall the cards I gave from 1990-94. They probably can, I think the difference would be, I didn’t buy the cards in bulk, they may have been rather blah over funny and I wasn’t very stoked.

The year 1995 is the watershed period due to my economic situation being vastly better. Sure was a mere temp at Apple but I was doing well enough to buy some gifts to give and paying the essential bills on my apartment wasn’t weekly crisis any longer. So during my walk home from University Towers on a Saturday, I made a diversion into a gift shop next to Amy’s Ice Cream on Guadalupe (both are long gone at this strip mall). On the store’s shelves was this card which inspired my annual tradition. It also remains the record holder for being brought up the most. Click on them to see their blasphemy at a higher resolution!

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It is pretty funny and accurate.

Of course, some choices ran afoul with those showed their religiosity, namely my mother who has been spared since 2003. My response has always been, you know the reason behind the holiday is fiction right? Christianity moved the date to push out the Pagans’ solstice celebration because the few events the Romans can corroborate, namely the census ordered by Emperor Augustus, happened in the Spring. Eventually, I just found something “less offensive” yet stinging/memorable to them, if I bothered again.

Finding good, unique cards remained a difficult process. Stores selling what I liked around Austin became an annual quest. You usually had to pounce on this little joint next Waterloo Records by Halloween; they had this line of movie parodies I’ve never found again. Hard to believe I scored another great batch at Urban Outfitters. Sadly these little places have evaporated as Austin’s Bohemian pockets are Dallasified or Houstonized. The Internet proved to the villain and the hero for me. The company responsible for 1995’s gem printed their Web site on the back, Nobleworkscards.com. I highly recommend them. They also sell cards for all audiences. I just don’t recommend them to homophobes.

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My ex-shrink found this hilarious. I’m sure it made others cringe.

Today’s strategy usually involves me buying about three designs of a dozen each in the Summer. Noble Works does print-to-order stuff and includes free shipping. Besides, there’s no serious demand in June or July like right now, I bet their site and phones are going nuts with those who don’t plan ahead. Best of all, these guys print the cards in America, not China, the other place publishers go for cheap materials and labor much to my dismay with Paizo. Canada is also acceptable. I can’t think of any European nation which is skilled at physical printing.

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I was in a Seventies and Politically Incorrect vibe with this one. It went over better than I expected.

Should you receive a card from me. Thanks for reading it! I’m confident you at least glanced the interior I wrote on. These cards require a Sharpie®, my ballpoint pens can’t get any traction. Do I expect one back? It would be nice. If you can’t/won’t, at least buy a few from Noble Works. They do other holidays and life events.

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The Good Dinosaur: Time killer

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Inside Out was a demonstration of Pixar regaining its mojo and The Good Dinosaur shows they don’t have a consistent plan to maintain another good streak. When I saw the trailer for Finding Dory which appears next Summer, I have serious doubts they won’t be releasing a good movie until 2017 at the earliest. The only thing I can say in Dinosaur’s defense…it’s better than Cars 2 but worse than Monsters U. Then again, only a Gastoenterologist cares about or can discern any relevant differences between turds. Pixar raised the bar for a decade on animated fare. Now with Disney as the true parent company over the last few years, Pixar tends to crank out direct-to-video (or today, streaming) crap to keep yard apes quiet in the minivan during a long drive. I would expect something this mediocre from Disney’s main studio, Dreamworks and the many imitators via Fox and Universal.

To give you an idea how weak it is, I’ll go with a quick synopsis.

Sixty-five million years ago, the theoretical meteor responsible for the dinosaurs’ extinction doesn’t happen. Fast forward millions of years later, dinosaurs continue to dominate the world while humans have been relegated to pests. Then we meet a family of Apatosauruses (the correct term for the misnamed Brontosaurus) who manage their little farm growing corn and raising Jurassic chickens. Amongst them is Arlo. He’s the runt. He’s the one scared of everything. He’s the one trying to make his mark. Yawn! Since Arlo isn’t very strong or large, dad dinosaur gives the boy the task of capturing the critter eating all the corn in the silo. Arlo obviously fails due to his “weird” sense of empathy; when he sees the little human kid choking in the net, he releases the critter. Dad’s pissed so Arlo joins his father in pursuing the corn stealer. A storm begins and dad dinosaur is killed a la The Lion King as the river floods. Time passes, the critter returns, Arlo gives chase and both are swept away by the same river. Next comes the cliché and mandatory journey home in which they have to work together. They meet helpful and harmful dinosaurs along the way, blah blah blah, 100 minutes of my life I would like to have back.

Pixar does nothing innovative nor interesting. I should’ve asked for a refund upon arriving at the box office and went to Victor Frankenstein after I read how this movie was being released 18 months late. Never a good sign whenever the initial director is removed (aka fired) and replaced…unless the person hired to turn it around is Brad Bird (he saved Ratatouille). Brave and The Emperor’s New Groove suffered Dinosaur‘s fate. You can see the sudden shift in the story’s direction in the latter too. Quality, sophisticated and intelligent used to be adjectives synonymous with Pixar. Unless Dory can pleasantly surprise me and prove that Inside Out will be the new rule, not the exception, then lazy, cynical and crappy will become the words tied to Pixar’s current era.

There was one bright spot. The short (Sanjay’s Super Team) rocked. It was about a little Indian boy (Asian) wanting to watch a superhero show while his father meditates before the family’s shrine to Vishnu, Hanuman and Durga. The cartoon is a flurry of action and color while it shows the similarity between Western and Eastern cultures with their storytelling.

Alamo Extras: Gertie the Dinosaur set to music, it’s one of the first cartoons made by Hollywood; Scandinavian guy singing about Brontosaurs in Spanish or Italian; another silent movie of people watching dinosaurs in some Jules Verne-like story; Daffy Duck cartoon with him outwitting a caveman and his pet dinosaur; Sinclair’s exhibit at the New York World’s Fair in the Sixties; The Land Before Time trailer; Opening to the awful Eighties cartoon Denver the Last Dinosaur; A Spanish band wearing dinosaur cartoons singing and playing instruments at an amusement park while gorillas run around; and the worst was saved for last…grade school kids rapping about how they love dinosaurs, probably made in the Nineties.

A little girl handed out little drawings to the employees and me in the lobby too. Very sweet of her.

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Happy birthday to Nick

My oldest nephew (via DNA) celebrates number 17 today. At least he doesn’t have to go to school during the four-day break. Maybe it’s longer. A friend of mine who specializes in education law stuff said Texas schools extended the school days by 10 minutes to get the whole week off. It seems that our backwards Science-denying SBOE still knows how to do math for spurious goals.

Last year we scored him a gift certificate to a local skateboard shop. He sent us a photo of what he bought with the money. Now if I could only find it.

I’m waiting for his response to see what we can cover this year. Nick was enormous help this Summer when it came to picking a gift for his sister Anna. I should throw in an extra few bucks as a reward.

He is at the tough age like his father. Teenagers only want money. I was guilty of the same attitude because 90 percent of the adults in my life were clueless about my tastes or preferences. The parents, oh they knew, they just felt what I liked was “impractical.”

This just in, he answered my SMS…he’s in Hawaii, flying back today. There’s a kick-ass Thanksgiving break for the ages. Nick did say he went surfing for a day. He’s definitely turning into a California kid. I’ve asked for pictures through e-mail. Today’s teens callously forget adults have to pay the data surcharges when they send photos over SMS.

OK, I want to cover a nice gift. Money is sweet but it it’s shallow, thoughtless. I like to hunt down something I know the recipient, especially children, will enjoy and remember. They don’t need to recall me who gave it to them. No! Remember all the fun, delight and whatever something gave them. Cash can work toward it, sure. Odds are against it.

The other aspect toward nailing a present which is spot on is how you “get” the recipient. I’m not the cool relative, I’m just the one who is trying and wants to help nurse their passions, even if it’s an interest I’m baffled by. Nick is the example here. I have no clue about skateboards. I know who Tony Hawk is yet I have a feeling he’s “ancient history” to my nephew. The guy is near my age. I’m also not a super fan of skater culture. When I was in college, we called those kids skate rats and many were dicks. However, it’s Nick’s thing, plus I know he’s not a jerk, Brian would straighten out any mean behavior, so I can get behind it.

Happy birthday Nick!

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Ghost World

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This was the movie they chose to feature with Illeana Douglas’ book signing. A rather odd choice since she was only a supporting character, the protagonist’s Summer art teacher but when Illeana appeared, she was funny.

After seeing Ghost World, it has quickly become a personal favorite and a rather successful adaptation of a comic-book story. This is saying a lot due to Scarlett Johansson being present; the queen of mumble core, even when she plays Black Widow in the Marvel flicks it’s mush mouth. Thora Birch’s performance as Enid is what sold me on really liking the story.

Ghost begins with Enid and Becca’s high school graduation. They’re thrilled to be done! The no longer need to see all those phonies and assholes who were their classmates. Next up, getting their own apartment. When they open up the diplomas Enid discovers she didn’t graduate. In order to move on, she must take a remedial art class which is weird, Enid has talent as you’ll see in the sketchbook she often takes with her.

Summer drags out. Enid’s art class is annoying. The teacher is an ex-performance art type who dotes on another student devoid of originality. Becca lands a job at a Starbucks-like shop and starts to ask Enid when will she have work in order to cover half of the rent. Enid you’ll discover cannot maintain employment thanks to her personality. Then Enid’s father gets back together with a woman she despises. It’s looking pretty awful.

Not entirely. Before everything began to snowball in the previous paragraph, Enid initiates a prank that evolves into a project. While sketching random strangers in a local diner, she convinces Becca and another friend (Josh, he has a car) into answering a personals ad. The objective, get the lovelorn’s hopes up and observe his disappointment from a distance. After seeing this man being stood up, Enid and Becca follow him to his apartment to see how sad his life really is. Eventually Enid works up the courage to speak to him through a garage sale. His name is Seymour and he loves old 78s of Blues performances from the Twenties and Thirties. Seymour’s pathetic nature inspires Enid to play matchmaker. Afterwards, things don’t go as planned.

What really pulled me into the story was Enid. Although I can’t relate to her continuously shifting Hipster fashions and Indie-cred styled bedroom, she has the universal attitude of early adulthood…everybody and everything sucks. In the end, the mindset is a cover for one’s own personal doubts and insecurities. It really comes into play as Enid and Becca drift apart over the weeks. Becca wants to grow up, be more “mainstream.” Enid I think is trying put off the future since it isn’t going the way she hoped in high school. Another factor is how the filmmakers did a superb job capturing the inanity of supporting characters: a flock of brohs thinking about listening to Reggae, a “genuine” Blues band called Blueshammer; and a Britney Spears type trying to buy Enid’s used dress. Sure it was shot in 2000-1 so the fashion/music is dated but stupidity transcends time. I’m confident my nephew can pick up the “villains” in a John Hughes movie even if most people have Morrissey’s hairstyle.

I put Ghost World in the same company as Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Pretty in Pink, The Chocolate War, Spanking the Monkey and Better Off Dead. I’m sure there’s more I could name from outside the Eighties, I’m just in a hurry.

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Neat, odd and great crossover comics

I’m back on a roll about the comic books I’ve been reading lately. I guess I’ll just have to accept that the time, inspiration and energy will happen at irregular intervals.

A while back I plugged a weird, obscure crossover involving Judge Dredd fighting the Martians from the awful Mars Attacks! franchise and Star Trek teaming up with the Legion of Superheroes. Today, I want to share with you these three which are all pretty clever in their own ways, well, the last one fizzles out quickly as you’ll see.

First up, the one which is always greeted by funny looks and incredulous responses…

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Archie Comics has new leadership. Their primary goals, get Archie and the gang out of its “safe” zone, make them interesting again, not just some default book you buy when you need to give something inoffensive to children. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed them growing up in the Seventies and watching them on TV. The characters just seemed unrealistic and nothing like the teenagers I encountered in real life. Even a little kid like me knew Archie appeared to be trapped in the past.

While the two mainstay titles Archie and Jughead (more about them another day) are undergoing an update to match the times and Sabrina is being retold as a scarier version of Rosemary’s Baby, Dark Horse assisted Archie with this darkly funny crossover. It may be drawn in the trademarked house style associated with Archie since the Fifties (maybe later) but the execution follows the Predator films. Yes, residents of Riverdale are killed by the alien game-hunter in its usual fashion, pulling the skulls out with the spine attached. Dan DeCarlo would be proud.

It all begins when the gang decides to celebrate their Spring Break in Costa Rica. As always, Betty and Veronica get into a fight over Archie. Betty storms off and stumbles upon an old pre-Columbian temple. She steals a dagger from the ruins, piquing the Predator’s curiosity. After the squabble, everyone agrees to return to Riverdale early, not knowing the hunter has decided to follow them back.

How do they defeat the Predator? You’ll have to read this and see. I think you’ll be surprised with the ending alongside who doesn’t survive.

aliensvvampirellaAliens (v.) Vampirella is a more esoteric mix. Most people in the West know what the Aliens (aka the Xenomorphs) are, how they operate and whenever they show up count on a high body count. Even Superman had trouble fighting them in the Nineties. Vampirella’s fame is limited to comic-book and Horror fans, even then, a subset of these people. I recall seeing the character in the Seventies in magazines similar to Heavy Metal. She didn’t interest me though, I didn’t like Horror much.

In this crossover, Vampirella is a “good” vampire, an expert who helps us mortals against the evil ones. She still needs to feed on blood, she just has more self-control than Dracula’s lesser spawn. Anyway, Vampirella has been sent to the Mars colony to help the residents investigate some really weird corpses. They appear to be nosferatu (the equivalent of vampire cavemen) yet they died thousands of years ago and by circumstances no one can figure out. You’ll see in a flashback how the nosferatu kissed it. Seems molecular acid for blood is hard on a vampire’s digestive system…and face.

Hidden away in another chamber are Alien eggs. It’s only a matter of time before they awaken (they do keep almost indefinitely) and infect the colonists. If they didn’t, there wouldn’t be a story. The bigger question I ask is, will Vampirella be a staunch ally in the upcoming battle or a new variable like Predators are when you mix those two enemies up and humans are caught in the middle?

startrekgreenlanternDC and IDW reunite to have a superhero franchise fight alongside the USS Enterprise. Too bad they both chose the worst incarnations of both. For Green Lantern it’s the beloved Hal Jordan not lame-ass Kyle Rayner (once voiced by one-trick pony Kevin Smith, how fitting!). My complaint is the whole rainbow of rings, ugh! Some years ago, before the last two reboots of the DC Universe, the Green Lantern Corps discovered there were rings that used the other six colors in the spectrum along with black. They all represented other emotions and black covers the dead coming back for revenge. Other than explaining Hal’s nemesis Sinestro’s yellow ring, the whole story arc made my eyes roll and grateful I was never a GL fan.

Now take this flaccid idea and team it up with the JJ Abrams version of Star Trek. I’d say all they need to complete such a craptacular plot is a Brown Lantern ring worn by Ryan Reynolds!

It hasn’t been utterly disastrous. The Federation’s enemies have gotten their hands (or should I say fingers) on the other colors. The Klingons have yellow so Sinestro is tutoring General Chang; Romulans have orange thus Larfleeze shows up and the Gorn acquired red which has Atrocitus, a villain I don’t know. McCoy, Chekhov and Uhuru received the benevolent colors.

Given the only limits to the rings being the bearer’s will, I’d guess all the starships in the galaxy will have little effect in who wins this fight.

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Trip to see José

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It turned out to be a rather busy three-day workweek thanks to Somara coming down with a cold by the time I returned from Dallas. This translates into me staying out of the house for longer stretches to limit my exposure. Thrown in other night-time engagements like therapy and I can’t really remember…this story has transformed more into my Thanksgiving blather.

I am thankful for the 27 years of friendship I’ve had with José. It was certainly turbulent when we were younger, know-it-all college students. I also probably strained matters more with this recent Summer I wish I could press the Undo button on after choosing the Marc Maron combo. Yet over the years, especially during the Long Dark Twenties with our monthly phone calls, I’m glad to consider him a member of my family.

Hence I made sure he and Nancy were cool with me visiting for a three-day weekend. I didn’t want to invite myself over as per my mother does. I always strive to be a good houseguest, pay for meals, (try) not to make a mess and compensate in other ways. Max thought I was cool and he didn’t have to be just because he’s a dog. I’m confident he smelled four cats, maybe seven, on me, it’s enough to make a dog suspicious.

So we drank the beer José has been brewing. It’s genuinely very good. Smooth. Not like the horrible stuff our mutual classmate Phil made in a chemistry class, ugh. We did our tradition of smoking cigars in the backyard to catch up, namely what the hell happened over the Summer and why I took a leave of absence. It wasn’t all about me neither. José shared the immediate goal of getting a permanent house in the Dallas area (I recommend it) and how they almost moved to San Francisco instead. There were old stories to make Nancy laugh too. José is a normal person, thus, his memory doesn’t go as far back as mine. Works in my favor! I can get away with making him laugh about the same storied about every five years! Most people love the classic tales of Maytag, Anushka ‘before and after’ and numerous cock blocks, most of which were by accident.

He did finally capitulate on giving me an interview while we were watching the Packer game, on the condition I never published it. In this era of privacy being whittled away for shit access (aka Facebook) in exchange for marketing blitzes, I could share his concern while finding it ironic since he works in social media, whatever the hell that is. Truth be told, José doesn’t really work in such a thing. Based upon his descriptions of his employer’s product, it’s more like the Yellow Pages and I’m cool with it. As for the interview, I didn’t ask any questions he’d regret answering should a prospective employer stumbled upon the transcript. However, José is my friend and I will honor his wishes. Maybe one day he’ll let me show this to our mutual friends. I certainly learned more about him since I never really asked until now.

With the Packers having a late start in their secure victory over the Vikings at the half, I had to drive back to Austin as it was getting dark. I did have work the next day too. We said our goodbyes with Nancy taking our picture in Packers gear (suck it Paul, the Bears were done on opening day) and I let them know, it’s their turn to come to Austin. Nancy is also welcome solo.

This trip was Vixen’s (my Prius C) first major journey. The verdict on a hybrid when traveling on the Interstate between 60-75 mph? Compared to Somara’s Honda Fit, Vixen’s mileage improved slightly over her city driving. According to the literature, hybrids are supposed to decline on consistent highway travel for their systems are optimized for stop-and-go traffic/idling. Not really. I left Austin with would normally be 250 miles remaining on the current tank. When I did finally arrive at their house, I still had about 50 miles left despite a 40-mile detour I accidentally made toward the northeast of Dallas. Set a new record on Vixen too. Over 49 miles/gallon! The flawed computer said 50-something, it’s always wrong. Filled her up before leaving Dallas, only used half the tank! The downside, on the return trip the battery contributed less than two percent to car’s movement. The drive helped me clear out several podcasts! I’m caught up on 99% Invisible, all the Stuff-History I had on the iPod and I got re-acquainted with The Mortified.

Thanks Nancy and José. Looking forward to you visiting us.

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Rocktopus!

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This co-worker who sits across from me acquired a 3-D printer and one of the first things he has shown us all was this funny creation. Very funny. You can tell it was made by a 3-D printer from all the flash on it. Things creations by such means also have this weird texture to them. I forgot to ask him how many hours did it take to “print.”

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Illeana Douglas

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Wednesday evening was an always special evening for Austin and Alamo Drafthouse, a screening of Ghost World with actress/writer/director Illeana Douglas (who is half Italian, count on her appearing next October). Although she had a supporting role in the movie as the whacky art teacher, Illeana had a great fondness for what turned into Thora Birch’s last big role.

After the movie came a Q&A with the host John (he used to be a quizmaster for Geeks Who Drink) and the audience, which was rather shy. Illeana was there first to promote her new memoir I Blame Dennis Hopper; as I had heard on Fresh Air, it’s her journey from the day when her father quit his job to become a hippie to the career she has now. What does Dennis Hopper have to do with this? Her father’s inspiration was the movie Easy Rider. Good thing he didn’t take after Peter Fonda. Instead of a hippie commune, he could’ve gone into car chase movies or worse, fight the Delos Corporation from Futureworld. If you’ve seen Illeana’s credits via imdb.com, I think she’s a super competent artist in her own right and she would’ve done these great things without her grandfather’s help, two-time Oscar®-winner, Melvyn Douglas. Well, maybe the money element would’ve made the early period more difficult if she were without that assistance. I can relate when it comes to helping me earn my undergraduate degree.

I managed to ask two questions. The first was more of a request Illeana wouldn’t do, a smattering of her Raging Bullwinkle bit she used to do as a struggling comedian. That’s fine, it’s her right and she doesn’t owe me anything. The other was in conjunction with one of the few things I miss about not having cable TV…TCM. She has been a host on the channel I love because it’s like film school without the bullshit. Recently she did a series showing 60 movies directed by women. One painful fact Illeana brought up, all 100 top AFI selections are directed by men. Personally I’m shocked and saddened. Jane Campion’s The Piano isn’t there? Kathryn Bigelow’s The Hurt Locker hasn’t made a dent yet? Something’s weird. As for my question, I asked if the run was open to all genres so Kathryn Bigelow and Gale Anne (whoops! she doesn’t direct); yes, the series was closed with The Hurt Locker. Cool. Sometimes, when there’s a showcase, Action movies are looked down upon as crass or boorish. I need to hunt down this list. I’d probably be surprised.

My ticket to the movie also included the book so I got it autographed. Illeana was generous enough to have a photo. I forgot to smile, argh! I was thrilled to meet her. I also told her how much I enjoyed Grace of my Heart. I want to state a special thanks to my friend Sonia for originally dragging me to that movie. Way back in 1996, it was her turn to pick the movie and was Grace. Initially I was like, ugh, Allison Anders stuff. I thought Mi Vida Loca was rather formulaic and her segment in Four Rooms was weak. Let me make one thing clear, Allison’s gender wasn’t my complaint, her past two movies were. Besides, I think I dig “chick movies” more than many of the women in my life: The Piano and The Wings of the Dove are personal faves, now Ghost World is getting up there. Grace did appeal to me when it was over too. It has a stellar cast and surrogates: Illeana as a Carole King type, Matt Dillon for Brian Wilson, Bruce Davison, Eric Stoltz, John Turturro, Bridge Fonda (surrogate Dusty Springfield) plus real musician from the Nineties I admired, Chris Isaak, J. Mascis, Shawn Colvin and Brian Reitzell. The film used those contemporaries to remake the songs of the Sixties and early Seventies, namely Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach’s collaboration “God Give me Strength.” I have a copy of the CD too.

Now to go through my complete DVD set of The Larry Sanders Show to see when Illeana joined the cast.

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