2001 A Space Odyssey in 70mm

2001I have seen 2001 over a dozen times. Mostly on cable. The first full viewing was at the Springfield Public Library during their Summer of Sci-Fi. I think it would be 1979, maybe 1980 since it was before being on HBO. Seeing it on the big screen was sweet. Other than an annoying clicking noise in the left-front speakers at the Alamo Ritz, it was awesome to finally experience the most realistic space film in conditions pretty close to 1968…minus the haze of weed smoke when the movie was rebranded for Hippies.

Most realistic? What about Gravity? It’s a close second but stumbles on three points to 2001‘s one. Who was the judge of this? Scientists and from a favorite book, Bad Astronomy by Dr. Phil Plait. The only error was Dr. Floyd drinking from a straw, when he stops, the liquid sinks back in which it won’t given the lack of terrestrial gravity. The other realistic elements drive most audiences crazy; the silence in outer space. We’re conditioned to expect the ships to making noise when they zoom around a la Star Wars.

Over the years, my appreciation has grown. Keir Dullea’s performance as Dr. Dave Bowman is impressive because he behaves in the manner real astronauts do. When he’s in the pod going after Dr. Frank Poole, you can tell he’s holding back, staying calm, being rational all the while he’s about to lose his shit. Bowman’s cohort had an “accident” and may be dead yet he’s going to apply every thing he learned in training to get through the unexpected. Traditional action movies tend to have a Bowman-like character be one of the extremes: Mr. Spock detached or Han Solo crazy.

Lastly, I read someone’s theory regarding the ending. After Bowman enters the Monolith, experiences the trippy colors and ends up in some weird bedroom until he dies, then returns as the Star Child. What we’re witnessing is Bowman’s encounter with the Monolith creators and they’ve trapped him in their zoo. He ages due to them being fourth-dimensional beings (time isn’t linear, odd he only goes forward). When I was a kid, my reaction then was “what the hell was that about?” which was everyone else’s was at the premiere. The zoo idea is more plausible. I doubt we’ll ever really know…unless I plod through the numerous books about Kubrick, Clarke and/or this movie.

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RIP Patrick Macnee, aka Steed

macneeassteedI put up a picture of his most iconic role because most people didn’t recognize his name. For those not into the nerdy genres, he was also Sir Denis Eton-Hogg in This is Spinal Tap, the English owner of Polydor Records, the band’s latest label.

For me, Patrick will always be the kick-ass operative John Steed. A counter-intelligence investigator who never used a gun but could defeat the villains with his Umbrella Fu when the time for wits was over. This made The Avengers amusing to us Yanks and very English, as if the bowler weren’t enough.

I think I first encountered him on Battlestar Galactica (the heavily Mormon-influenced version) as the voice of Imperious Leader, the Cylon Emperor, and Count Iblis, the Colonial version of the Devil is my guess.

He receives the James Bond tags for being the awful, awful Roger Moore swan song A View to a Kill.

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Inside Out: Must See

insideoutPixar has finally regained its mojo! After five years and two disappointments Pixar returned to its roots, namely by making a movie they wanted to see and telling the Wal-Mart crowd to suck it! As for Brave and Monsters U., if they were Dreamworks flicks, they’d be good but since they bore Pixar’s name, those two also sucked.

I’m not going to blather on about the premise, the trailer covered it very well so it’s not a mystery. The idiot chatter “showing” how Pixar movies are a series of things having feelings is lazy. What I do want to go on is the execution which is why I gave this a Must See (plus I need to go over my past rankings because I’ve goofed on previous posts).

Inside Out starts off fantastically through the casting: Lewis Black as Anger, he practically is anger incarnate on the Daily Show. The unsung champ call was Kyle MacLachlan as Riley’s dad, he has a great deep, “dad” voice. Others you’ll watch to for due to them being brief cameos. Next, there are numerous jokes little kids won’t understand, one directed at the San Francisco residents. Another element I loved, the islands of Riley’s personality. These represent key parts of “who is Riley?” Hockey, Family, Friendship, Honesty and Goofiness (she is only 11). The adventure segment gives you a tour through the little girl’s mind: long-term memories, ear worms, dreams, abstract thought and what happens to unused memories. These are all represented through the animation as tangible places and creatures, almost like a theme park.

I recently caught an interview of Pete Docter on Fresh Air too. Besides being a key director, he co-wrote the story. He mentioned how the Pixar staff researched the Science behind thought and emotion. Much of the concepts were based upon Dr. Paul Ekman, a scientist whose research states there are six core emotions and Inside used five (hence the characters’ names), the missing one is surprise but I think they rolled it into Fear and Joy. Good thing Ekman has only six, Docter said some argue there are as many as 27. The key to Pixar’s success with the actual science? They didn’t over think it. Plot trumped reality, namely with how memory works; recently I’ve learned from Inquiring Minds that “replaying” them alters the outcome continuously. Therefore, many legal scholars want witness testimony removed from trials.

Back to the movie because Pete and his crew delivered, namely in the emotional department. This is not hyperbole, bring tissue. At the dramatic climax, you may well up. I did but I was guilty of this during the incinerator scene in Toy Story 3 and I think at the beginning of Up. I can’t honestly tell how much was Pete’s doing versus some of my own life; my family moved from Springfield, IL to Houston in 1982 when I was 14. Trust me, it was equally jarring and alien plus I was a huge pain in the ass. Ultimately, the story is about growing up, putting away things from childhood to make room for new memories and personality islands. Plus, being sad isn’t always detrimental.

How I longed for Pixar to get out of its rut with Princess Lite and poorly-thought-out prequels, gamble on something more original. They did it! What’s even better, they exceeded my expectations and produced what is now my favorite of their 15 features.

Alamo Extras: Some shorts from the Fifties giving kids and teens pointers on how to control their emotions, stuff MST3K would ridicule; A demonstration of how music can add emotion to a scene via a dog doing the same actions while different music styles are played; a Bufferin commercial involving a guys memory and it gets interrupted by a headache; Pixar Easter Eggs (Somara knew all of these); and a couple of Inside Out‘s influences: a 1943 Disney short called Reason & Emotion which was poorly disguised propaganda for the war effort; Cranium Command an Epcot attraction Peter Doctor was an animator on in the mid-Eighties; and the Gerald McBoing Boing cartoon from 1950.

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Damn it, I only got 16 out of 20

So much for my legitimate Futurama fandom but take your shot at this quiz. Sometimes it helps to try to imitate the voice to get the right answer.

I fared better regarding the robots.

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RIP James Horner

A great composer whose music accompanied numerous Sci-Fi and other kinds of movies. He was often associated with James Cameron (Aliens, Titanic and Avatar) but Star Trek fans knew him for the best movie in the franchise, Wrath of Khan.

I have a couple albums of his stuff. James was quite distinctive from the other heavy hitters in the genre I love, John Williams and Jerry Goldsmith.

Better dig through my HD of MP3s (all derived from CDs and downloads I paid for!) see what what I have to listen to.

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Why asparagus jokes are funny!

It was always a great punchline on Larry Sanders.

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Star Wars: Rebels proves Disney fare is not weak

rebelsJune 20 was the Season Two premiere for Disney’s first outing with Star Wars as an animated show. The kickoff was decent but nothing terribly revealing other than Darth Vader appearing and giving the two low-end Jedi Knights a serious ass kicking. What was impressive is they managed to land James Earl Jones to provide the voice.

As for the first season, Rebels was impressive across the board. The guests, the plots and the foreshadowing of what we all know from first trilogy.

This show takes place five years before Star Wars; I refuse to call it by any other name, anyone with an IQ over 75 understands the difference between the first movie and the franchise. Initially, the story begins on the remote world Lothal which is also in the Outer Rim like Tatooine. There Ezra discovers he’s not alone in annoying the large Imperial presence but instead of just stealing food to get by, these five people (droids included) are highly organized and they go after big targets, namely the military installation on Lothal. What makes Lothal different from Tatooine, this planet has a factory that constructs the iconic Imperial vehicles.

The saboteurs’ co-commander Kanan convinces the others to allow Ezra to join the crew of The Ghost (their main vessel) for a couple reasons. Firstly, they always help anyone in need and Ezra is an orphan, where else can he go? Secondly, Kanan is a former Jedi apprentice and he senses Ezra’s potential; the Clone Wars prevented Kanan from graduating past his padawan stage. Rounding out the crew are co-commander/pilot Ursa, demolitions expert Sabine, all-around grouch/tough alien Zeb and cranky astromech Chopper (designation C1-10P). The opposition is twofold. To investigate the validity of a possible Jedi problem is The Inquisitor who can use the Dark Side yet isn’t powerful enough to be a Sith Lord. To eliminate the Rebel problem is Agent Kallus, he’s a soldier of sorts but operates outside the Imperial command structure.

The episodes consist of missions to cripple the Imperials on Lothal, mercy runs to give supplies to a nearby Tarkin Town (a Star Wars version a Reagan Ranch) and Ezra learning more about the Force through Kanan. All the while, the characters learn to trust each other more and reveal their secrets or motivations which led to them to fight against the Empire.

What makes Rebels cool is Disney poached the key people behind Clone Wars so the pacing is brisk much like how the latter show became before cancellation. They also decided to change the look and base it more upon concept artist Ralph McQuarrie’s earlier designs: Zeb was an early Wookie, the helmets of Imperial vehicle operators are flat and humanoid droids bear stronger resemblances to Maria from Metropolis. The cameo voices were cool too: Pee Wee Herman as a shuttle pilot (he’s the pilot on Star Tours), Billy Dee Williams for Lando, Anthony Daniels for C-3P0 and Phil Lamar as Senator Bail Organa (Clone Wars).

More surprises happened near the end and many are expected in this upcoming season. I recommend the show if you’re a huge Star Wars fan or in my case, a recovering one. Dave Filoni and crew have been rebuilding my faith in the franchise I used to love via the cartoons. Mavel Comics has helped too.

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Lego Superheroes joke

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A little D&D humor

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Sadly, I have played with people like the above but their PC got it on with a elven princess or some other kind of “hot” girl.

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Gossamer is my co-pilot

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RPG Day 2015

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The final and least-known Geek High Holiday has come and gone. This celebration is only seven years old but when you don’t have Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day plugging it, you can how easily it can be forgotten. I don’t blame those two’s participation though. Promoting board games is an easier move since RPGs are much more work to play than Settlers of Catan.

Other than some asshole who didn’t know what waiting in line meant, I did alright. Paizo tends to provide plenty for the fans because Fifth Edition D&D is pathetically behind on material so the 5E fanboys have something other than $50 modules to play. Paizo/Pathfinder went with another chapter in the goofy goblins storyline, works for me. I scored the Goodman 5E adventure due to its ability to be converted to PF. Their material is always threadbare but it provides a good framework. Before I had the schism with the “old” group (circa 2003-08), I felt pretty confident in one of the Goodman dungeon crawls I modified into a more coherent plot. I think it was the first one I did a movie visual aid for too (where is that thing?).

There were other systems around too. BattleTech/Shadowrun, 13th Age, Valiant Comics RPG and some minimal things. I went with the coin prop as you can see. I love props for my game. My current players seem to enjoy them which is nice.

Absent again was WOTC. Makes me wonder. Do they want D&D 5E to succeed or not? At this point, I think Hasbro toys should sell the D&D game off so the people who really love it can save it, do want they need to do to make actually viable. WOTC isn’t even sponsoring GenCon while Paizo and Mayfair are.

Enough “inside baseball” blather. RPG Day is a nice retail holiday but maybe it should merge with TableTop to gain the momentum. Or maybe I’ll get my wish, my hobby store of choice (Rogues Gallery) will finally get a nice, larger space sans a disgusting Cici’s Pizza as a neighbor and people can actually play games; currently the poor folks trying to have fun obstruct the X-Wing/Attack Wing and back issues areas. I did buzz by Dragon’s Lair. There they appeared to be having more luck with people sticking around to play. I saw at least three Pathfinder games happening to one…one, D&D 5E game.

I’m somewhat stoked over RPG Day. My players are almost done moving and I can finally implement my “homework” next Thursday or July.

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1865: The First Juneteenth Day

This lesser-known celebration and anniversary has been gaining traction. I only heard about when I moved to Austin 20 years ago since it was mostly a Texas thing. Small wonder since this state was mostly eliminated from the Civil War thanks to Admiral Farragut cutting them off when he took New Orleans. The good part? Texas couldn’t contribute much to the Confederate effort (proving once again, they’re mostly a bunch of loud-mouth braggart, racist pussies).  The downside? The state’s efforts to continue using slaves was unmolested even after Lee’s surrender two months earlier.

So US General Granger arrived in Galveston (this the largest city in the state until a hurricane at the turn of the century) to enforce the law. The following day he announced that all slaves were free as per Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation.

Of course it wasn’t embraced readily, much like the Confederacy’s defeat 150 years ago…just watch the news lately.

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ESPN should be worried alongside other lame-ass channels

Somara and I ditched Dish years ago after our second run with them. Compared to what jerks TWC had been to us in the last apartment, it was a bummer but not after paying what I considered a ridiculous amount which was guaranteed to go up every year. To add insult to injury, we had to subscribe to the 250-channel package due to a couple networks we really wanted, namely with how the NHL is screwing its fans a la MLB and NFL on which games were suddenly moved to NBC. Then came the kajillion commercials. The TV industry is so addicted to advertising like a junkie. With a 30-minute show (Futurama‘s last season for example) now dwindled to a mere 19 minutes, this is the stage of when the “fix” has diminishing returns yet the addict can’t kick it. My complaint here is this, if ads offset the cost of the original programming then why am I paying this much?

A major reason we’ve known for years is mainly ESPN and its offshoots (ESPN 2, ESPN News, ESPN Classic, ESPN College and I think it has a couple other bastards). ESPN isn’t alone, the Fox Sports stuff if equally guilty. This is sad, it’s as if Cable is the high school of media with the dumb-ass jocks taking the lion’s share of the student fees.

Anyway, there’s been a movement amongst many (myself included) that has said, I won’t go back to cable until I can decide which channels I get. Why not! Back in the heyday we only watched about a dozen regularly: Food, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, NickToons, Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, NHL Center Ice, TCM (got into it near the end), Science, Discovery and VH1 Classic until they introduced commercials and fewer videos. I’m glad we ended things before TLC, History and other “educational” stations became havens for Redneck Reality. This little selection wasn’t worth $70/month. Besides our DVD collection was getting to become substantial and until we were told about Netflix streaming, this was going to be our exclusive solution.

Back to the movement. Someone at Variety has done an unscientific poll on what people would keep if given a choice. Rather odd many are willing pay for the old-guard broadcast networks which are technically “free.” I’m bummed the Cartoon Network didn’t make it into the top 20 but it placed ahead of Nickelodeon whose content has been pretty weak outside of Spongebob. The relief is that ESPN placed pretty low which means the majority of people are likely to exclude the non-stop sports jibber jabber and coverage of “events” no one in America gives a shit about: soccer, college baseball, golf and rednecks driving in an oval/ellipse for two hours. HBO and Showtime got the hint with their online offerings, I think the providers need to wise up if they plan to be viable. Net Neutrality has a good chance of surviving the lawsuits and major cities should take over the lines to force them into delivering content/customer service.

There’s the counter argument, your favorite (boring) channels are subsidized by others’ bills for their boring channels too. Without this ecosystem, networks like SyFy will collapse. Firstly, SyFy changed its name from SciFi to cover why it showed crap that wasn’t Science Fiction (wrasslin’, psychics, ghost hunting) at all. Right after MTV, it needs to die. Additional speciality networks could evaporate. Again, roll the dice. The decision makers with any brains will adapt to attract an audience; see AMC, HBO and TBS. I would love to have a channel dedicated to Science Fiction but I’m also realistic; it’s a genre filled with crap (Manimal, Misfits of Science, Battlestar Galactica the original version, Buck Rogers, so on). A viable SciFi Channel should widen its scope to incorporate the genres its fan base will embrace: Horror, Superheroes/Comics, Fantasy, Anime, Games, Spy Stuff, real Science and Technology. A Nerd Superchannel for lack of a better term. It would bring back the days when I was a kid and how the non-network channels (KPLR, WGN, WTBS, WFLD) were more exciting since they were a variety of things besides reruns.

Oh well, I’m good with Netflix despite some gaping holes in its content. Their original stuff has been pretty impressive.

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Just say no…in a galaxy far, far away

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Jurassic World: Rental at Best

jurassicworldThe short version? If you’ve seen Jurassic Park, you’ve seen this. Amoral Scientist? Check. Well-meaning billionaire founder? Check. Villain looking to make a profit on the dinosaurs despite the dangers? Check. Child dinosaur expert? Check. Humans armed to the gills with technology getting outwitted by stupid creatures? Check-a-rooney.

What makes this version different though? World is more self-aware about the cynicism plaguing today’s theme parks/entertainment. Corporate sponsorship is needed to offset costs; audiences are easily bored because they’ve seen dinosaurs so the geneticists need to make creatures bigger and scarier or else they won’t look up from their iPads. I guess I’ll throw in the cast which has no one from the previous three. We have a pair of kids (no idea who they are) visiting due to their aunt being the operations manager (Dallas Howard); the hero who has been training a quartet of velociraptors (Chris Pratt); the villain with plans to turn those “trained” velociraptors into weapons for use in the Middle East (Vincent D’Onofrio). No real scientists in the lead roles. Is this part of the dumbing-down of ‘Murica?

Are there any surprises? Not really. Anything unique? Some different dinosaurs here and there but nothing exciting. There were a couple things I did like you have to look for, namely a couple cameos of Jeff Goldblum via his character’s book and Brad Bird is the voice of the monorail.

My opinion obviously didn’t matter, there’s already plans for a fifth movie. Yawn.

Alamo Extras: Snippet from The Land of the Lost, trailers for Yor, Hunter of the Future (1983), Planet of the Dinosaurs (1977) and Dinosaurus (Sixties); Phil Tippet’s animatics for the kitchen chase in Jurassic Park; the same scene with kittens in place of the ‘raptors; Japanese TV prank involving a ‘raptor; an ongoing gag called “Dinosaurs Make Everything Better” in which famous movie scenes have a dinosaur chomping inserted; and the latest music video from DUM called “Clever Girl” with the band’s faces imposed on Jurassic Park actors.

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