Sixteen years at Apple

Holy buckets, where did the time go? I can’t even remember if being at Apple this long was the plan either. Probably not then again I don’t know what was the next destination. Good thing it has worked out given the “new economy” which has an odd resemblance to the “old economy” of the Gilded Age.

In Apple’s defense, it has been an excellent place. It’s still work though, you have to show up and do the tasks you’re assigned, it’s not what people perceive on TV or movies. There are bad days, there are rotten days, there are fantastic days and “meh” days. Here’s where Apple differs immensely from all my past employers (and they were numerous), the positive days have easily outnumbered even the “meh” days. Plus I can honestly say, it is the only place I’ve been where I genuinely like the majority of my co-workers. Those who don’t fall into the “like” column are in the “neutral” column which is better than being in the “despise” column. Trust me, I used to have some pretty extensive “despise” lists, GDW readily comes to mind.

I have seen many others move on. Often it was sad to see them go but I’m glad few were under a dark cloud when it happened. There was a phase when I myself felt like Jack Vincennes in LA Confidential when Ed Exley asked him, “Why did you become a cop?” and the response was “I don’t remember.” Thankfully, a handful of equally passionate people invested their time and effort into me. They rekindled my desire not to just help other Apple users, but assist other co-workers because I’ve been through rough patches yet I came through stronger, not bitter, über cynical and/or terminated.

It’s pretty funny how the mood around Austin has changed too. When I was first hired by Apple, I would meet strangers at parties or something. What we all did for a living would come in the conversations sometimes and my employment at Apple often received a “that’s too bad” response followed about a suggestion to join Dell. Today, they ask me if I can get them a (insert popular Apple product here) and/or if Apple’s hiring.

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RIP Geoffrey Lewis

glewisAnother one of the great supporting actors who also had the misfortune of being that guy, you know, he was in insert film/TV show here. Geoffrey was often in Clint Eastwood movies as a sidekick (Every Which Way But Loose) or minor villain (Bronco Billy). However, he appeared in a ka-jillion B-movies as a heavy, dirty cop or a conniving redneck. My personal favorite of Geoffrey was the lead scientist in Night of the Comet. Him showing up was shorthand for…uh oh, something evil or underhanded is underfoot. Sadly he never appeared in The Rockford Files.

To be fair, he also played kind-hearted people and allies plus he grew up in Rhode Island and California, so being a redneck was brilliant acting, probably not a natural thing.

Lastly, for better or for worse, he gave the world an interesting daughter…Juliette Lewis.

Thanks Geoffrey! You were B-Movie Royalty and you will be missed.

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Weird Al Simpsonized!

weirdalsimpsonfigureA cool toy to take my mind off the sadness of Stan Freberg passing and no more DVDs of The Simpsons. It didn’t cost me too much beyond its original retail price yet I still had to comb eBay thanks to the jackasses who raid toy stores to gouge people with lives…except my guy, yeah yeah. Seriously it was my fault not bum rushing the local Toys R Us the day the series was released. Aerosmith fans are more fortunate, I’ve seen the complete early Nineties lineup for sale.

I plan to also have the mini-Al in my pocket while we’re at the show this upcoming August.

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Where’s my pennnnnnncils?

legopencilholderAnother fun kit from the Lego Store because I don’t think they offer anything for May Day (aka Labor Day everywhere else), Memorial Day, Flag Day or the Fourth of July. I also modified the figures to showcase my missing pants guy, changed the handyman to a handywoman and threw in my bonus build-a-figure.

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No more Simpsons on DVD

It’s a real pisser with my relatively recent acquisition of season 17. Contrary to the stories about declining DVD sales, I think The Simpsons were consistent sellers but Fox may have poisoned the well through the syndicating and marathons on FX. News Corp could also be doing this intentionally to force people to subscribe to the rumored Simspons channel.

I enjoy streaming enormously through Netflix and that’s about it. Hulu has commercials even when you pay for it, no thanks. HBO’s cable-less setup is interesting yet I’m still trying to find out if it grants access to their enormous back catalog of standup specials starting in the mid Seventies.

Al Jean said the writers and all will find ways to get the commentaries to the fans. I’m glad he made this statement. As I’ve said for years, The Simpsons set the gold standard for enjoyable commentaries.

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1865: Lee surrenders to Grant, US Civil War officially ends

One hundred and fifty years later, the South (or the coalition called Dixie) continues to be a thorn in the side of progress because they’re sore losers: the Civil Rights movements, Marriage Equality, Climate Change, Evolution and their traitorous racist flag. They are the winners when it comes to Poverty and Ignorance since the “Confederate” flag is actually the banner of Lee’s army, the army of northern Virginia. Much like their constitution, it wasn’t terribly original. Plus it was confusing on the battlefield.

Anyway, after chasing Lee’s forces around for a dozen days, Grant finally trapped the traitor. Brave troops? Hardly. Desertions near the end were endemic. The surrender wasn’t the complete ending of hostilities. The US Army had to fight holdouts and probably other units which didn’t receive the news for the next few months.

In the short run, things mostly panned out for Grant. He went on to be the 18th president and oddly the first who wanted to run for a third term, obviously it didn’t happen. Thanks to Dixie propaganda Grant has been unfairly demonized. I know, weird to hear me defend a Republican other than Lincoln. The truth is, the man’s presidency wasn’t the utter disaster we often are told. It’s mostly fueled by Dixie’s anger at this president sending troops to protect Black Southerners from the Klan and other bullies suppressing voters who didn’t “vote correctly.” Now they use Super PACs, Fox News instead and Supreme-Court-induced gerrymandering.

Meanwhile, Lee continues to have numerous statues and other landmarks throughout. I find it ironic he’s on the UT Austin campus given Dixie is anti-education, or at least for anyone who isn’t a wealthy WASP. Currently some dumbass Confederate wannabes want the flag of traitors and hate on an official Texas license plate. This battle is going before the Supreme Court, probably a freedom of speech claim. I think we should let them have their symbol as long as the rest of us are allowed to have Pro-Choice, La Raza, Black Power and We Yankees Kicked Your Ass plates.

I know old grudges don’t die after the ink has dried on a surrender writ but Dixie (I’ll explain in an overdue book review) has had a century and a half to gets its collective shit together. As a Yankee, I plan to continue reminding them along with how much welfare their states have been collecting since the FDR administration.

Looping back to Grant, I have formulated a plan to start reading a good bio about each president starting with Washington. I’ll get back to you on its progress.

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RIP: Stan Freberg

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Being a great satirist and cartoon voice actor were his contributions in my life. Cartoons? Yes, he was Peter Puma and one of the overly polite gophers in the Looney Toons.

Stan was an early influence on Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion and other thought-provoking comedians. Some say he was a precursor to Lenny Bruce due to his tendency to speak “truth to power.” By this association I would say he had an effect on another favorite of mine, Bill Hicks. He also proved how powerful radio could be through his side career in advertising. Here’s a favorite of mine, I think I heard it first in college.

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As my father often yelled at us kids…

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…”Get the shit out of your ears and listen!” I think these earrings would aid immensely. With the foul language one will hear when the Texas Legislature, aka the Teabagger’s Reichstag, is in session, I can only hope this jewelry is two-ply.

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Bumper sticker for Austin and word players

tailgater2Comes in handy with all the assholes who follow too closely on streets/roads, thinking you should use move over and use the shoulder as a turning lane…it’s not, slow down and stop tailgating.

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The two-seater unicycle by John Hodgman

hodgmaninventionA funny gift from a friend, a T-shirt showing off an invention that defies all logic and probably belongs on the cover of a They Might Be Giants album. Thanks Dave!

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My nephew Nick is doing fine

Last week Nick and the family were in San Diego enjoying Spring Break, I got a few updates. Then his dad (my brother) informed me about Nick’s successful eye surgery. I was like…whaaaaa? Nothing major like cancer, just something needing to be done now that he was old enough.

Nick is recuperating well. To help him get rolling right away I sent him two iTunes albums to check out: the latest from Spoon (one of Austin’s best acts) and the recently remastered debut from Led Zeppelin.

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New cats in my life

Fuffy loves to cuddle but he doesn't know me well yet.

Fuffy loves to cuddle but he doesn’t know me well yet.

We remain a four-cat household and when Miette passes, we will stick to our promise of being a three-cat only household. Despite the headline, we’re not turning into a crazy-person cat hoarding shelter. It’s about my in-laws’ new kitten to keep their slightly older cat Ninja (lame! I call her Spumoni which is more imaginative) company. He’s a darling champagne-colored male they’ve named poorly again, Fuffy. Fuffy? Good thing cats can’t communicate like humans, he’d be getting his ass kicked on the kitten playground. Do I have anything better? Not now yet I know I could easily do better. Give me a week.

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Licking her chops after eating some wet food.

The other cat is a stray who has filled the vacuum left by Toci who probably disappeared to give birth. She is a skittish but cute oddly patterned tortoise-shell I have given the moniker of Harlequin/Harley. Unlike the Joker’s on-again/off-again girlfriend, this Harley is very sweet. I have made some progress with her last weekend, she let me pet her while she was eating. In another couple weeks, I’ll grab Harley by the scruff to be sterilized at the shelter, then she can return to the yard with my hopes of being our outdoor kitty; Somara made me promise that Miette will not be replaced as rapidly as Isis did with Molly. What can I say, cats are sneaky little creatures.

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Webb Wilder

webbwilderLast week I got to see a long-time personal favorite, Mr. Webb Wilder, the last of the full-grown men! Best of all it was at the Cactus Club.

It has been a while since he graced us with a performance in Austin, I want to say about a decade ago and at the Continental Club. He has a special place in my heart for several reasons too.

  • He performed twice at the Madison Club in Podunk Bloomington-Normal, IL before I moved to Austin. I went both times to support him over the usual crap the area often booked.
  • He was the first show I saw at Austin’s legendary Antone’s.
  • His song “The Rest (Will Take Care of Itself)” was on our wedding mix, more about this down the road.

Being at the Cactus meant the show was acoustic, just Webb and his guitar. His material awesomely stands up perfectly without the amps. He also told little stories and interacting with the crowd. Before he did “The Rest…,” he mentioned how much people love the song, it is often played at weddings and funerals. When I had my face time, I told him we were guilty of this too in Vegas. Webb said, someone flew him out to Vegas to perform the song at a recommitment ceremony. Awesome!

There was other good news. Webb finished recording a new album which should appear later this year. He previewed a couple tracks between his catalog: opened with Steve Earle’s “The Devil’s Right Hand,” followed by “Lonely For a Reason,” “Human Cannonball,” “No Great Shakes,” and “Streets of Laredo.” During the encore, he took a couple requests. Somara and I managed to be in the front row so he heard me ask for “Hittin’ Where it Hurts.” Just for me, he tuned up his guitar to jam out to that awesome opening track on Hybrid Vigor.

It was fun chatting with him again. I finally confessed about the first time I heard his song “Tough It Out” on WXRT (a station he said was always nice to support him), I thought he was Nick Lowe. He found it to be a compliment and mentioned they’ve met a couple times, along with Dave Edmunds.

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Red Army: Worth Seeing*

redarmy* – A quick warning since this rating is automatic for hockey fans. However, I think non-fans will be impressed about the story of the team that changed the game. It’s also a good “other-side” perspective to Miracle.

Red Army is a compelling look at the Soviet Union’s hockey dynasty mostly told through defenseman Viacheslav “Slava” Fetisov. You initially get a quick rundown of hockey’s history in the USSR, it became important because Stalin decided it would as a part of his superiority through sports. I know Canadians are nuts for the game they developed yet they don’t sing songs saying “only cowards don’t play hockey.” The credit to the Soviet-style of play belongs to an unconventional coach named Anatoli Tarasov. He incorporated ballet/dance, juggling, acrobatics, chess and other “weird” things (to the West) into the players’ training with an emphasis on passing; ergo, he developed a strategy counter to the West’s star-based play (just get the puck to Espisito!). Tarasov’s career ended when he fan afoul of Secretary General Brezhnev over a domestic game. The national team was then handed over to the very hated Tikhonov. What happens next we mostly know, the US victory at Lake Placid in 1980 and ongoing friction leading to Tretiak retiring, Moginly defecting and Fetisov going on strike until he could play in the NHL.

There’s numerous interviews with Western experts, namely Scotty Bowman; the team’s former KGB minder was amusing and they kept his granddaughter’s frank statements intact. The clips showing the Red Army team clobbering the NHL’s best were amazing. Herb Brooks wasn’t kidding about how the Soviets kept moving, looking for an open patch of ice. Despite the players’ advanced age (by professional athletic standards), Bowman took a chance on forming an all ex-Soviet, five-man squad while coaching the Red Wings in the late Nineties (not exactly the players in the picture above). They contributed heavily to ending the Red Wings’ Stanley Cup drought in 1997, humiliating my Flyers too.

It wraps up with an epilog on where all the participants are now.

When I became an adult, I realized that sports as politics was pretty asinine. Sure I celebrate the US 1980 team but those guys were underdogs/amateurs up against the best team on the planet. At the same time, I admire and respect those Soviet teams immensely. They changed the game for the better. I am glad someone finally got around to telling their side of the story. People like Fetisov loves his country yet he loved playing hockey too, ergo, you see how the players weren’t fanatical in their politics. They had pride in being on the national team which is a different thing.

The eerie part for me is how I can’t get a comfortable vibe from Russians. Fetisov, Krutov, Tretiak, etc., all come off annoyed, hostile and disinterested. It’s likely something an American can’t make out because their language has few cognates for us to follow like the Romantic/Germanic ones. I still wish them the best and thank them for their contributions.

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Hoppy Easter from the Lego Maggis!

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Lego Somara is getting ready to paint some oversized, weirdly shaped eggs while Lego Steve enjoys a $37 latte with what appears to be a chocolate-chip cookie or off-color pizza bagel.

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