Rick and Morty play Portal

ricknmortyportalA great take on what I think was the breakout show on Adult Swim this year, although Black Jesus is pretty close too. This was being worn by a staffer at my comic book store Rogues Gallery. Unlike the video game, watching this didn’t give me motion sickness.

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1974: Young Frankenstein debuts

Mel Brooks was on a roll 40 years ago. First Blazing Saddles spoofing Westerns (a dying genre then) followed by a spoof of the traditional Horror films, namely the old Universal films as they’re known by. I never got to see it until nine years later on NBC and it was edited down but I do remember my mother getting pissed off over a few dirty jokes passing muster with the network’s standards and practices. You can tell if a movie or comedian is truly funny when you strip out the “easy” comedy elements, namely F bombs.

Mental Floss posted a little trivia regarding the film’s background. A good chunk I already knew from the DVD’s extras. The one thing I do recall was my parents seeing Young Frankenstein in a theater, probably due to them ditching us at Grandma’s in the Spring to see Blazing Saddles back when vulgar comedies received R ratings. Mom said she was embarrassed to attend with friends. *sigh!* One thing I didn’t inherit from her thankfully is her lame sense of humor.

For me, Young Frankenstein still holds up in its jokes and I loved the first-casting album of its Broadway run, namely the Madeline Khan-inspired song “Please, Don’t Touch Me!”

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NYC opens its first cat cafe!

This isn’t terribly new around Austin since my adopted home has numerous shop cats (Dragon’s Lair, some Half Price Books branches) but it’s nice to see a cafe in New York doing what it can to help homeless kitties.

If you want give me something for Christmas, a donation to the Austin Humane Society will be great because I’m slowly gaining Giacomo and Tortie’s trust via food. Eventually they’re going in to be neutered, then returned to their roaming grounds to prevent a new cat or 10 filling the void.

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Notice me!

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One of the funniest episodes of Bob’s Burgers. If you haven’t seen it, check it out on Netflix. I think it’s the second season finale. Then you’ll see the context of the name. I must admit the Burger King logo lends itself to the joke better than McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Jack in the Box or Whataburger. Probably due to the burger costume Gene wears to drum up business.

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A belated birthday wish to my little sister Sonia

Thirty years ago, when I was hanging out with my cousin Leesa during the sad events leading to our grandmother’s passing, I came to the realization that I wish I had an older sister. Leesa had just completed her first year of university so she was able to give me the skinny on how it worked, especially the debunking Hollywood purports and fear adults try to instill.

Over time, my own weird mind categorized certain female friends into ladies I consider my honorary sisters because I appreciated their insight, wisdom and advice which made them feel more like family than friends. What was even luckier for them, when they achieved such a status, they were safe from me ever asking them out…stupid When Harry Met Sally, how it has screwed up my generation. I never wanted to date a family member since I liked the relationship we had built.

There’s ladies in the older sister group, peer sister group (like my age) and then the younger sisters. Sonia is in the latter. What puts her head and shoulders above the other little sisters in my life is her perspective. I think having three much older sisters meaning (there’s a significant gap between number three and her) gave Sonia a huge advantage on navigating the minefield known as life. When were in our twenties living in Austin, she was never shy about sharing this wisdom, namely in the matchmaking department. I remember her advice to ask Cindy to marry me after Cindy and her friend Kama came down to visit from Minneapolis. I laughed but wanted to know why. Sonia’s argument was pretty convincing yet I was flattered and to explain it was never going to be due to Cindy and me having very different career plans. Years later I told this story to Somara. My wife said, I’m glad you didn’t listen. Then I followed up with Sonia. Her response? I have no recollection telling you this. See? Family! Actually, I think M. Night Shamalamadingdong owes her some money too. The Anna Paquin character from She’s All That must be based upon Sonia if you need a reference point.

I also didn’t want to let the opportunity slide to write about Sonia’s birthday. She is a very important person in my life even if I rarely see her anymore. The special significance she has is that Sonia was the first really new friend I made when I moved to Austin. I had been living in a private dorm for over three months and nothing panned out from my Informal French class (most students were older adults with children). Doc and Eiko were friends I had before I moved so they didn’t count as “new.” I didn’t count John Henry, he was a co-worker I had some beers with. It wasn’t killing me. Contact with friends back in the Midwest and Florida remained ongoing. Just making new friends in Austin was a milestone in my mind that I was progress. Thankfully it happened during the first week of French I class at ACC. Sonia was equally forward as I was in practicing the language and the bus ride from the Rio Grande campus to UT. How relieved I was to know she was an adult and not the typically 18-19-year old college student, nothing wrong with it but I was 25 then, I was hoping to meet people closer in age. I clearly recall her dropping an F bomb in our conversation on the bus toward her job that day, it was pertaining to what Sonia did after high school in Houston and now she was in Austin to earn her degree. Dollars to donuts I bet I can get her to say, “I didn’t say that!”

Here’s to 20 years! May there be 20 more. I got a card in the mail to her sister’s in Houston and I’m piecing together cool stuff for her children Julia and Lucas. I wish she’d visit Austin again, but whenever Sonia and the kids visit from Switzerland, there’s a lot of family who have dibs on their brief window.

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Belated welcome to Arya!

aryaThis darling little girl is the daughter of my co-worker Raphael. For the last year my team has been growing and Arya is proof it’s also expanding from outside, many co-workers are having children. Raphael recently brought her by for a visit. She’s a limit ham whenever there’s a camera and she liked my cat app.

Keeping with tradition on giving Raphael a funny onesie from Wrybaby, Arya has one saying “Player Three has entered the game” because Daddy loves video games.

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Finally returned and here comes the blitz

Miss me? Probably not because you’re most likely swamped with the “joy” of the season. Christmas in 11 days, Hanukkah in two and Festivus in nine, don’t even get me started about Kwanza.

I really, really wanted to write but even on my extra day off last week, I was pre-occupied with the new annual tradition I started with Somara. For those of you who don’t live in the Austin area, Somara makes a cookie plate to give to our friends and favorite stores (Pinballz, Rogues Gallery, Waterloo Records, etc) as a gift. It’s spillover from her time in culinary school…holy crap, that was a decade ago. Last year, Somara wanted to bail on it. The process is very time consuming. The money part doesn’t bother me, the thought is what matters. What’s very exhausting is all the dish washing due to the varieties of cookies and treats. Finally stepping up to be a more supportive partner, I asked her if there was anything I can do to contribute. Yup, give up a day off from work and keep washing the bowls, mixing doodads, cutting boards, etc. while the chef focuses on the mixing, baking and portioning. Does it work? Does it help? I leave the answer to Somara.

One annoying surprise popped up in the middle of the work…our washing machine crapped out. Thankfully, a local repair crew knew what to do (water pump) and my first trip to an actual laundromat in 15 years was a one-time thing.

What else? Oh, work of course sucked down a lot of my energy. As you may recall, I was acting manager during Thanksgiving break and I had another run for a special week when the real managers take a week to lay out their annual strategy. It’s not a secret, what they did is a common practice in corporations, institutions and I think the Philadelphia Flyers once took a week to visit Civil War sites under Ken Hitchcock. I feel I was more successful running this other team since I had five work days sans two holidays to do what I love doing, coaching and trying to be a positive factor in their work lives. Customer service work can be soul crushing thanks to something I remembered in college called Hostile World Theory; meaning, if all you see or interact with is negative (e.g. sitting through endless news cycles on cable), you’ll take the same approach to other things in your life.

Meanwhile, numerous short stories will be bursting from Picayune for I’m gonna’ bust-a-move (1989 slang) to get over 415 posts before New Year’s Eve.

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“d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b” shoot again Buck!

buckrogerspinballRight on the heels of Glen A Larson’s passing, a beautiful pinball machine to promote probably what was the movie that was released in the Spring of 1979 before it became a TV series. The back glass needs some work to get the color back but otherwise it’s gorgeous. You have to see it in person to appreciate the color Gottleib used to make it stand out. How does it play? Much like most machines of its era. Audio was limited so there’s no Twiki voice or sound effects. I still love the emphasis on Buck “rescuing” a proxy for Princess Ardalla with EDF Starfighters and Draconian Hatchet fighters zooming around in the background. I told the staff they need to move it next to the Flash Gordon (circa 1980) game.

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Battle of the Bulge ’14, kind of lost

Thanks illness, delicious food, cold weather and some distractions I climbed back up to the weight that made me freak out seven years ago. Well, I had been sliding/climbing for some months. Not exactly sure what the core reasons were but I think my eating habits went off track despite all my exercise.

Somara is seriously leading in our contest. She recently stated, “Hey you’re not really trying.” My response, “No, I’m just giving you a good head start.” Right there with Mac’s claims of attaining mass.

At least I’ll finish the year past 2000.

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Band Aid 1984 is the header since it’s the anniversary

Bob Geldof has reunited with the other egomaniac Bono to do yet another update to Band Aid. The song remains touching, it does have a touch of sadness but then again, anyone with half a brain knows the reality of what is going on in the horn of Africa. My other peeve is the primary movers’ involvement, namely Bono. Sure, the West deserves to be ashamed of being a major player in the civil wars around there in the Eighties. Ethiopia, Somalia and Eritrea were another place the West fought the Soviet Union via proxy wars. On the other hand, Bono and his fellow bandmates in U2 are hypocritical, full-of-shit assholes who hide their vast fortunes in tax shelters when they could pony up more to help the poor.

However, I want to turn the clock back 30 years ago. Band Aid was a nice idea initially. Then it morphed into USA for Africa (filled with America’s version of Bonos), Hearing Aid (the comical Metal one), Canadian Lights (in French and English) and culminating with the Live Aid concerts. The latter did give us the return of Queen and a pseudo Led Zeppelin reunion. The more devastating news was when Spin revealed how the African warlords stole all the supplies Live Aid bought. Geldof and Bono should’ve been more realistic and truthful by telling all the donators, “Hey, before we can help the starving, we need to purchase an army to protect the goods from these people’s own governments and insurgencies.” Sam Kinnison proposed a better solution. “Don’t send these people food. Send them U-Hauls and have them move to where the f***in’ food is.”

Band Aid remains a positive memory for the UK lineup (U2 aren’t Irish, they’re Orangemen) was a who’s who of early Eighties Pop/New Wave stars with Americans Jody Watley and Kool & the Gang being present. Contrary to the Classic Rock fanatics, a good chunk of these artists are still active: Duran Duran, Banarama (minus one member), Boy George, Midge Ure (formerly of Ultravox), Bob Geldof (formerly of the Boomtown Rats), Kool & the Gang (minus some) and some you may have heard of…David Bowie, Phil Collins, Sting and Paul McCartney. No matter, the Classic Rock jags rolled their eyes the same way I’m doing over the BA30 lineup: Sam Smith? One Direction? Chris Martin of Coldplay? OK, I see Underworld, Seal and Ellie Goulding so it’s not a complete wash other than stupid lyrical changes. I preferred Band Aid 20 more because it had Joss Stone, Keane, Snow Patrol and Travis.

Band Aid was also a weird, pleasant aberration at the time. Remember, America just re-elected St. Reagan and the UK gave Battleaxe Thatcher another majority after the Malvinas Distraction a year earlier. The English-speaking world really didn’t give a damn about other people’s suffering. Their collective leadership was too busy exaggerating the Soviet threat while promoting Ayn Randian/Jack Welchian values at home, on top of the lies about how the economies were improving.

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The Theory of Everything: Worth Seeing

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Science and Reality have received some serious boosts lately: the success of the new Cosmos; the well-deserved ridicule the Texas SBOE got for their moronic recommendations in textbooks (most were left out); new discoveries with space probes; the Lego set with the female scientists; and a couple movies covering real people who’ve changed the world. I’m stoked about the Alan Turing flick and this entailing Stephen Hawking as a person. It’s not all bad as the recent elections showed America doubling down on proving we live in The Stupid Ages.

Theory uses the book My Life with Stephen Hawking by his first wife Jane as the movie’s foundation. So the story begins when they met at Cambridge University. Stephen was a PhD candidate in Physics and I think Jane was either an undergrad or graduate student pursuing Spanish and French. Hawking was only starting to experience occasional symptoms of ALS (aka Lou Gehrig’s Disease); he’d spill tea on his homework, he’d fumble writing on the chalkboard, etc. Stuff we all blame as the intermittent “brain fart” in our actions. Right when their relationship takes a good turn (they’re an item) after the May Ball, Stephen has a nasty fall in the quad which results in his hospitalization. Tests were run, physical therapy executed…then the final diagnosis. Based upon what doctors knew in the early-to-mid Sixties, Stephen has at best a couple years to live because his body will gradually shut down due to his muscles receive fewer and fewer signals from the brain. The only ray of hope the future Dr. Hawking receives is that his mind will remain intact even if it’s trapped in a failing body.

Devastated, Stephen shuts down. He tells Jane to go away. He stops hanging out with friends. He hides in his room feeling sorry for himself.

Jane redoubles her efforts to reach out to him. When they profess their love for each other, Jane appears to be the one suggesting they marry in order to enjoy their dwindling time together. At least Stephen could still walk and speak in the beginning.

Most people know how the story ends. Eventually they divorced thanks to Dr. Hawking falling in love with his primary caretaker Elaine Mason who he divorced a few years ago. Hawking is currently 72 and remains very active in Physics, writing and making cautious proclamations regarding AI, ETs and the galaxy.

It’s a compelling story. Jane was a brave and/or foolish person to marry him. Many people think they can take on such a momental task like lugging the equipment, cleaning up the mess the patient makes (I get the dry heaves just from the smell) and generally feeling unappreciated. Jane willingly admits her faults too, namely the side relationship she developed with a volunteer (they’re married these days) yet it appears they accepted it a la Lady Chatterly. What Hawking’s feelings over the matter are unknown, the only statement he made was “I don’t read biographies about myself.” However, they’re friends to this day so I think he doesn’t bear any animosity toward Jane’s books.

Of course, the old, good, factual History Channel would have a field day via their show History v. Hollywood as it pointed out what the movie skipped, glossed over or re-arranged. Hawking did spend time at CalTech (it’s where he met Kip Thorne); his specialized healthcare was covered by an American foundation since the NHS wanted to put him in a nursing home (still better than America in general, he would’ve been left for dead unless his family were millionaires); the first two children’s births are out of order (not sure why the screenwriter made their son the first child)…the list could go on. Does it ruin the plot or entertainment? No. I just hate how others will then use the film as shorthand the truth. Beyond entertainment, Theory shows that Hawking has a humorous side, he is a flawed person (like we all are) outside of Physics and his ex-wives weren’t complete saints.

As a fellow Atheist (Hawking finally declared his stance this year), I find Theory a good counterweight to the next boring debacle using the bible as a plot at theaters. The upcoming Exodus which archaeologists have been proving to be ancient Hebrew propaganda against the ancient Egyptians; the pyramids weren’t necessarily built by slaves, they were more along the lines of WPA projects.

Alamo Extras: Thirties era musical stuff; a guy tap dancing and playing the xylophone at the same time; The Last Week with John Oliver segment when he interviewed Dr. Hawking; Hawking’s proposals when he was younger (probably the Eighties); an acrobatic dancing team; the Supremes performing “Can’t Hurry Love” on a TV show; the dinner party from The Black Hole.

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All is OK down in Austin

The recent shooting is on CNN.com (I imagine the same for TV), a minor front-page story on The Guardian and nowhere to be found with the New York Times (we’re not on a coast with a Spago’s).

Anyway, things are fine. The Mexican Consulate is three blocks from Waterloo Records and it didn’t affect the goings on for Black Friday. While I was driving in, I casually turned on KUT (NPR here) to catch the weather and the newscaster mentioned someone being shot in front of the APD’s HQ, he may have had a bomb strapped around his waist and the cops were currently investigating his north Austin home.

I accidentally drove by the other sites the gunman shot at. I saw all the cops, FBI and other Homeland (nee Fatherland) Security types standing around yakking. A couple photographers shooting pictures. I figured they were just staking out the Consulate, new Fed Courthouse and a bank office in case he was part of a cell (it is the 150th anniversary of Confederate saboteurs tried to burn down New York and Austin wasn’t really dedicated to the Secession). Nope, he took shots there. I can’t vouch for his motivations but if he fired at the Mexican Consulate, I take it he had a problem with the Executive Order on immigration; never mind that many Latin American immigrants lately are from nations south of Mexico, not Mexicans.

The only details they confirmed were the shooter being in his fifties (appearance or ID on  him) and white. Once again proving how most attacks in America are carried out  by homegrown terrorists. The list is quite long too.

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Happy 16th Birthday to Nick!

A joyous occasion! My first nephew and/or niece was born on this day. Now he’s in the prime spot of being a teenager. Recently his dad told me what he’s into…mountain bikes (alright) and skateboarding (hmm). The latter gets the semi-disapproving noise because I grew up in the Eighties when skate rats were generally dicks. One particular rat was a guy in college we nicknamed Rubella (the disease) thanks to only needing to change the vowel at the end of his name. He wasn’t a full-timer yet he hailed from a lesser skate rat Mecca, Phoenix.

I’m never going to fret. Nick is a Maggi. This means, he may grow into a complainer like his dad and uncle but he’s not a bad friend to have. There’s hope too. Through age, therapy and taking a tougher stance on being a better dude, complaining doesn’t have to be hereditary!

This year I think he’s in Seattle for the long weekend with his parents. Somara and I will scramble to find a gift card to a skate shop he’ll like. I made it clear to him and I will with all other kids, no cash, it has to be something personal if I’m going to grant a gift. Nick is certainly becoming more like his old man, he isn’t into Star Wars or that other geek shit his uncle digs. I can live this. Just as long as Nick continues the tradition of pursuing a good education to become a well-adjusted member of society. Happiness is a big element. I just think never losing your love of learning/knowledge helps toward the happiness by providing more options.

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Big Hero 6: Worth Seeing

bighero6Disney’s first outing with a non-standard Marvel property succeeds so well, you could call this The Incredibles 2. The former master then student has returned to being the master given how lame Pixar’s last couple releases were. With John Lasseter as head of all Disney animation there isn’t any difference now.

Big Hero 6 isn’t terrible original. Tweener loses someone/-thing close to him, finds a gadget to help him heal, goes after the perpetrator and makes new friends along the hero’s journey. The execution is what mattered and BH6 pulls it off here. I think the biggest stretch of fiction is how the parallel city of San Fransokyo still has a middle class that can afford to live within its city limits given all the “innovative” startups receiving corporate welfare to build farting, aggregating and/or social media robots.

It was nice to see Disney try another non-princess, non-musical feature again. BH6 is on par with Wreck-it-Ralph and I’m optimistic it won’t spawn a sub-cottage industry for Wal-Mart/NASCAR. Lastly, I think this will quell our superhero jones until Avengers: Age of Ultron appears next Spring.

Oh yeah, despite being outside the mainstream Marvel universe, stay through the credits for the surprised.

Alamo Extras: Old-time cartoon of boxing; a Dalek paperboy; a guy dressed up as Superman with a vacuum filling his suit; Balloon-land cartoon; more robots from the UK (Sixties); gas-station Muppet skit; scenes from a Japanese kid show.

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1994: First Thanksgiving in Austin

I had been doing a good job knocking out story after story, something around two a day when the month kicked off. Thanks on again/off again cold. Aunt Letty’s passing couldn’t be helped. I’m glad she got what she wanted to say to Uncle Cliff out before she expired.

Now I’m back to being behind the eight ball again for I blew the opportunity to catch up on all the piling up stories, reviews and whatever. A mix of wellness, work being crazy, other obligations and general annoyances (see work for this lately for I’ve always had a great hatred of change for the sake of change managers). I’ll be knocking out a slug again since I’m now in the middle of a five-day weekend, woo hoo…no, I forgot to my maintenance on the server, that’s for Saturday or Friday. Still, kick back for something new on the Internet to get you through what I consider the long stretch off from school and work I grew to hate as soon as 1980.

Somara volunteered to work, other friends made plans (good for them) and I decided to take in a movie I know Somara had little interest in (review later). It did get me to remembering on my 20th anniversary of living in Austin over the first Thanksgiving I kind of celebrated. Like all things near the end of 1994, it was a milestone in suck. Work was a tense situation (another reason why I dislike “do-as-I-say, not as-I-do leadership, especially from friends), the shine on Austin had dulled months earlier, money concerns grew and all the unrealistic plans I imagined in Illinois were falling apart. I think I had recently interviewed with Apple for their intern program too. It being a disaster was an understatement. What I hated most around this time of year was kicking in, most of the West goes into lockdown on decision making which is hardest when you’re job hunting and/or unemployed. I wasn’t the latter but I had to get out from being completely dependent upon my dorm job. The GM was the embodiment of what’s wrong with America; if you looked up white-male privilege in any dictionary, there’s a picture of this asshole next to the definition. Doc didn’t make it better, especially when he’d go into a yelling-cursing tear at me, the GM, whoever. Anyway, the lockdown jazz sucked since I was trying to get the ball rolling on transferring back up to Chicago. I had concluded Austin was merely an expensive amusement park for rich kids attending UT. Today, it’s a an expensive amusement park for rich d-bags of all ages! What I had to do was dial down my expectations, tackle some smaller goals, then work up to the larger ones.

The dorm was closed which meant no income for a day. Thankfully, Comedy Central did its MST3K marathon to pass the time…except Time Warmer used to split the channel during the daytime hours and CC flipped on at six or seven PM. No exception there. I recall wasting the energy bitching to them via the phone about it.

The evening before, my French tutor/friend Patricia came by and we saw Star Trek:Generations. It was the first movie I fell asleep during while being sober, not attending a midnight screening or on cold medication. The NextGen crew followed tradition by making a terrible debut movie covered in the stench of glorified TV episode. Patricia returned by Thanksgiving afternoon after her slavers were done in the morning. How I wish I turned in those scumbag lawyers to the Immigration Department yet Patricia seemed to like these taskmasters. The woman was never civil to me on the phone. I can imitate her scream off the phone to summon my friend. Back to our fun. Patricia really enjoyed America and her time was winding down. The two of us were trying to make the best of it, load up her brain with more good memories. She wanted to have a little Thanksgiving dinner using my kitchen. No dice. HEB was closed after 2 PM. We drove around a tad and stumbled upon a place near downtown which is surprisingly intact given all the other hangouts the technoratis have destroyed, the Tavern. What this restaurant/bar had on the menu was close enough to a Thanksgiving dinner, primarily mashed potatoes. Bored, we returned to the movies to see Interview with a Vampire.

I wasn’t deprived of a drama-free day though. My brain short-circuited while I totally spaced on my PIN number at the ATM resulting in the card being confiscated. Good thing the bank was open on Black Friday and I think I had another without-pay day off.

This reminiscing sounds rather bitter, dreary. On the surface, yeah. Today I look back and use the time as a measuring rod to compare how far/better my life has improved. Not in a material sense, screw those people who claim they’re “winning!” I hunt for the positive changes in my well being, my personal happiness and how I’m not in some scary panic hoping February hurries up.

I wish I kept touch with Patricia. I owe her a proper American Thanksgiving experience!

  • The boring parade on NBC in the morning
  • The calorie-laden, ‘itis-inducing meal representing American excess
  • The uninteresting Cowboys and Lions’ games because they’re both out of the playoff running by this week. This year the Chicago Bears did the honors against the Lions
  • The inevitable borden that sets in by 5 PM

Now Patricia can request one of several possible endings

  1. The ditch the family, run off to the movies option; Blockbusters are gone (high school era)
  2. Finish laundry and start packing so we can travel back home Friday (college era)
  3. Veg out, maybe get the conscious interested in a cool board game while dreading tomorrow because it’s a work day (most of post-college era)
  4. Bundle up, bring supplies and camp out like a moron for the Black Friday trash which really isn’t a bargain (other people do this, my family stays home)
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