Happy Seventh Anniversary Nancy & Hoser!

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Congrats to my favorite Dallas-based couple. OK, they’re the only Dallas-based couple I really know. The rock nonetheless! Their card will be late (obviously) but while I was up there, I did give them little trinkets as a thank you for letting them crash at their house or as they say on Regular Show, they did me a solid.

Wish them well via Facebook or better yet, write José a thoughtful e-mail or send him a traditional snail-mail card!

What I’d give for a time machine. Set it back to the Summer of 1989 to pop in on our former selves, let them know the bunch of us would be married. Paul to Helen…officially; Phil, married…twice and not me surprisingly; José, married as he wanted; me, married and actually enjoying it.

Time makes fools of us all. Just happier, wiser fools.

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Bummer on fusion news

Near the anniversary of the cold fusion nonsense, some operation belonging to Lockheed Martin may have made the news about their “breakthrough” on getting real fusion to happen in a decade. I knew it was too good to be true because actual scientists would’ve been jumping for joy. Right there if the US Forces actually found functional chemical weapons in Iraq, the Busheviks would’ve trotted that out for their 2004 campaign of FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt). They don’t need it this year, they’ve overblown the ebola “outbreak” in Dallas.

Back to fusion.

A good debunking story is found through this link. It’s a damned shame. Having functional, feasible fusion energy is the philosopher’s stone for our energy-hungry civilizations. I think it could finally end the train wreck American foreign policy has turned into and even poor nations could get a leg up.

Fear not. A real group of experts continues to plug away in a consortium. Allegedly, they’ve made significant progress since I learned about the efforts in the Eighties.

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Fun weekend in Big D

Hoser and I in the Eighteen/76 bar drinking our free beers.

Hoser and I in the Eighteen/76 bar drinking our free SiC beers.

Hockey season kicked off last week! My returning champ Stars are off to a good start but this year my Flyers came to Dallas early. Better yet, they played on a Saturday so I could see them. The downside, other than traveling to the City of Hate, the Flyers were off to a crappy, crappy start. Like 2006 terrible; 0-2-2 with two chokes. The upsides definitely outweighed the bad: a road trip with my friends the Derrs, seeing Hoser (I covered his ticket in case he didn’t dig the game), discounted tickets (an Oktberfest special and the new owner is trying to get the Dallas fans back) and one free beer.

It was an awesome 24 hours!

The drive went rather smoothly. One matter that always puzzles me…driving to Dallas always feels longer than the return. Anyone else agree?

We had a bitchin’ meal at a diner near the Derrs’ hotel. The place reminded me of the Monument Cafe in Georgetown, just smaller and has been around since the Fifties. Parking was a nightmare, another reason why Dallas pisses me off. All the annoyance smoothed out through the game. We certainly got our money’s worth. It was an exciting, nail-biting back-n-forth decided in overtime with my Flyers winning 6-5, ending the drought. The Stars didn’t walk away empty handed, they got a point. AHL Rookie of the Year Curtis McKenzie was on the ice too.

Normally I avoid complaining about a free beer but the choices of Bud, Bud Light and Michelob Ultra had to be a Geneva Convention violation. Maybe I should’ve paid extra to not receive the voucher.

After the victory, I crashed at Hoser and Nancy’s, drank the home-brew Hoser has been making (pretty good, unlike Phil’s disgusting bottles of formaldehyde). We did some talking, petted his dogs and I got to tweak his wireless network. Hoser thanked me with additional beers. Can’t wait to try them. It’ll take a while, my beer drinking has slowed significantly and I’ve become a pretentious hard cider dude.

It’s still my turn to visit Dallas with the Martinezes though. Maybe I can find a way to use the two extra days off I have coming to do a long weekend.

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Italian #29: Giulio Douhet

With 2014 being the centennial of WWI, aka the War to end all Wars, I wanted to cover a lesser-known Italian general whose influence remains when it comes to strategy. Sadly, I learned about Giulio from The Science of Battlestar Galactica‘s chapter covering nuclear weapons.

I’ll explain later on how he is associated with what became my continual personal nightmare in the Eighties.

Giulio was born a couple years after Italy became the nation we know today. He enrolled in their version of West Point (America’s Army academy) and trained to be an artillery officer. Rather standard in the late 19th Century, cannons were decisive factors in numerous battles for centuries. Afterwards he studied engineering at Polytech Turin where he learned how newer technologies like aircraft and gas-powered cars/trucks could affect the outcome on the battlefield. He got an opportunity to see what planes offered when Italy went to war with Turkey over control of Libya around 1911. This experience made him a major proponent to expand the role airplanes played. Another suggestion was to give this new “air force” its own command structure because he felt that the Italian army and navy failed to utilize planes effectively due to jealousy. The general didn’t contain his opinion to himself neither, he wrote a book titled Rules for the Use of Airplanes in War. Higher-ups punished Giulio by transferring him to the infantry.

If you recall your history well, Italy stayed neutral with the outbreak of WWI. They broke their agreement to aid Germany since they said going to war on Austro-Hungary’s side against Serbia wasn’t in the deal. By 1915 the UK, France and Russia succeeded in enlisting Italy’s participation on their side with promises of Austrian turf some Italians felt they were cheated out of during the unification wars. The horrific campaign fought mostly in the Italian-Austrian Alps was rather inconclusive courtesy of the terrain. Giulio figured the stalemate was solvable by utilizing bombers on the enemy forces. His superiors didn’t agree. So the general went around the commanders by making the request to the civilian government. This failed even worse…he earned a court-martial and prison time. I think Giulio’s bosses were angry over him calling them incompetent in writing.

The Italian army must’ve gotten desperate and released the general one year later. He earned an exoneration on the charges several years after WWI ended.

Peace didn’t stop Giulio’s proselytizing over the superiority of aircraft in future conflicts. Many other militaries, including his own considered his theories to be crap. A few saw the merits to what he wrote in his second book The Command of the Air; the father of the US Air Force General Billy Mitchell, possibly Hugh Trenchard (the father of the RAF) and some German guy named Hermann Göring (father of the luftwaffe). I think H.G. Wells read the books since dropping poison gas from planes was a big element in the movie The Shape of Things to Come.

He died in 1930, nine years before WWII began. His arguments for bombers ending conflicts quickly was debunked rather quickly as the Battle of Britain proved. All sides also developed effective anti-aircraft weapons to prevent bombers from being accurate so carpet/terror bombing became the norm. He said a couple hundred tons of ordnance on a major city would determine the winner. The Allied side in WWII dropped 2.5 million tons with little luck in making the Nazis surrender.

Not everything he wrote was discredited. Maintaining control of the airspace remains in American doctrine as demonstrated against Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan. It works if the opponent has an air force to fight with, guerrillas running around in mountains, you’re back to what WWII proved. Replace the conventional bombs with nuclear bombs, Giulio was closer to predicting the future. Those weapons create the ongoing damage, namely ongoing fires, and resource depletion (loss of manufacturing and population) he proposed as being vital to victory.

I can only hope his descendants have become proponents of peace. They can only take solace in most people thinking of Machiavelli first when you ask them to name a scary Italian mastermind who influences bad guys to this day.

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Happy Birthday Helen

Like clockwork, Helen’s birthday follows Columbus Day! Yet I’m often caught unprepared to write much and I’m late with the card. Argh!

Well, I do hope Helen has a nice day at her job teaching little kids and then her family treats my fellow Marquette-grad to a bitchin’ meal. It may have to wait until the weekend given the busy schedule but it’s the thought that counts.

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Italian #28: Fiorella Terenzi

At last, I found another Italian scientist and she’s a lady! What makes Dr. Terenzi even cooler is that she’s an Astronomer, my favorite science. Then again, she may be an Astrophysicist too. These disciplines overlap with Physics so I’m confident the good doctor is well versed in all three and fully capable of doing circles around me in Math.

I held off writing about Fiorella until this year because 20 years ago I stumbled upon her music via Thomas Dolby’s album The Gate to the Mind’s Eye. The liner notes credit the female vocal on two tracks to her. How awesome! Someone else besides Brian May of Queen with an advanced degree kicking ass in music. Dolby is no slouch with electronics.

Somehow I missed out on Fiorella’s media tours back in the Nineties when she was on mainstream TV shows and in (print) music magazines. I’ve never forgotten her. I think I need to bug the hosts of Inquiring Minds to have her on. My other favorite astronomer Phil Plait was a guest. Indre is an opera singer as well as a Neuroscientist, she and Fiorella would hit it off.

You can learn more about the good doctor at her site. Currently Fiorella teaches in America at Florida International University (Miami).

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Italian #27: Leonardo Chiariglione

Leonardo is called the father of the MP3 which is an exaggeration but he is a remarkable person. He is actually a co-founder of the Moving Picture Experts Group which created the technology, set the standards and whatever. The standard we now take for granted was developed by the early Nineties too. There’s a 10-year-old interview with him here explaining the original plan.

I find the man’s career intriguing. He graduated with a master’s degree in Electronic Engineering from Polytechnic Turin in the late Sixties but earned a PhD from the University of Tokyo around 1973. Initially I thought it was a typo, no, other sources verified this.

He went on to have a career with Telecom Italia. By the mid-Eighties, Leonardo established the international organization to develop and promote HDTV. I recall all the discussions over these things in college. Too bad it took a long time to finally get adopted.

Anyway, when you enjoy tunes on your mobile device or watch digital streaming on a big flatscreen, a lesser-known Italian named Leonardo is a major reason why.

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Happy Columbus Day, real and observed

A major reason why Italian Heritage month pops up in October is this event in 1492 (give or take a day, they didn’t have NTP servers or GPS). For the last couple decades, the fair-weathered Liberals (usually college students who later transform into Republicans, find religion when they get older, LUGs and hypocrites thanks to parental bill-paying drying up) have decided to bash the occasion. Common criticisms are the frequent litany of: Columbus didn’t discover anything; Columbus was a genocidal killer; variations of these themes. Ergo, we should have a celebration of the indigenous peoples as per Seattle’s government.

The counter arguments from older Italians don’t do much good because they probably entail “shut up you (fill-in-the-blank)!”

I don’t have a problem sharing the holiday. Obviously, it’s not a point of joy for the American Indians. Columbus’ arrival was a recon mission that would eventually lead to a long-term invasion by the Europeans. Then again, I want to ask these same American Indians (the term indigenous or native is inaccurate now; I’m at least a third generation resident here, aren’t I a “native”?) if they will back a counter protest for the Turks celebrating their takeover of Istanbul/Constantinople? How about the founding of Israel? William of Orange’s victory over the Irish Catholics? The list can go on in the political correctness snit wars.

What Columbus did was horrendous and I’ll never deny it. I also remember, he was a pretty standard 15th century European coming from an area accustomed to the horrors he inflicted; Spain had just completed a decades-long campaign to expel the Moors (aka Arabs) from the peninsula. I’m not making excuses nor defending Columbus. I’m pointing out the encounter wasn’t going to end well given their mindsets circa 1492. I highly doubt the more technologically advanced civilizations in the Americas, given the opportunity to discover Europe, were more enlightened, see the civilization of Central Mexico we usually label the Aztecs.

We should use the opportunity to reflect on the damage done, remember not to do this again if we go to other planets (before we destroy ourselves). HG Wells’ novel was based upon the European colonizations of America and Australia. Besides, the same people trashing Columbus forget, they wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for him, namely the White Limo Liberals and a certain LUG at Illinois State around 1992.

Columbus Day is messy nowadays too. We don’t know what he looked like, he never had his portrait painted. He wasn’t a very good navigator, the brothers commanding the other vessels were more skilled sailors. Some accounts said he didn’t even speak Italian well. The worst myth purported about him is his career ended in failure. No. Columbus did alright. His 18th-generation descendent retains an honorary title in Spain these days which comes with a good salary. He also figured out wherever they landed had to be something different because most people already knew the world was round and the educated had a rough idea how large our planet was. Many more interesting facts can be found in the book Lies My Teacher Told Me.

I seriously doubt changing the label on the holiday will miraculously transform the American Indians’ situation. Casinos didn’t.

I lean toward this gentleman’s suggestion.

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RIP: Jan Hooks

A belated obituary for a very talented person, someone as flexible as Phil Hartman and Dan Akroyd in all the different roles she filled on the rather inconsistent SNL. I will always remember Jan through the better gigs she had:

  • The Alamo’s tour guide in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
  • The PR lady in Batman Returns.
  • Apu’s wife Manjula on The Simpsons.
  • and best of all, Bender’s love interest and Flexo’s ex-wife…Anglelyne

The cause of death isn’t important. What matters is all the joy and laughter Jan brought to everyone during her brief time. I always recall the Tammy Faye Baker thing but I had forgotten how spot-on she was as Sinead O’Connor during the hilarious Frank Sinatra roundtable bit when Sting was the guest.

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When you feel down, take Archer’s advice

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Happy Birthday Chance!

He’s officially a teenager today! In my tiny mind, kids aren’t teens until they turn 14. Despite the -teen ending in 13, that year is the shakedown cruise period.

We’ve sent him a card (late) and I’ll follow up with this dad.

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No special glasses needed!

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New shirt number one from the recent Austin Comic Con. Normally I don’t wear anything that promotes Faux News but sometimes I have to get a little ironic.

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Italian Chucks!

italyouterI’ve been saving these shoes since my birthday, they were a present to myself because I can’t resist unique designs or garish colors. They have the tricolore often associated with the Italian flag and generic pizza boxes.

When I finally wore them, Somara said, “I think that’s Mexico.” Stubbornly, I replied, “If it were Mexico, where’s the eagle strangling the rattle snake on the white?” Turned out she was correct, on the back there’s a tiny tag with a little Mexican flag. My cool “Italian” chucks were part of a World Cup line promoting the heavy hitters in soccer: Mexico, Brazil, France and Spain.

They’re Italian enough for me.

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Italian #26: Tony Visconti

Last year I ended with a musician/producer, this year I’m kicking off with another who has had a great amount of influence on popular music for 40-plus years.

Tony was born and raised in New York as per the usual stereotype of Italian-Americans. He had a great affinity for music so he played multiple instruments and bands throughout his time in school. When he finished high school, Tony pursued music full time and landed a job as the in-house producer at a music publisher.

The big break happened around 1968 when Tony met British producer Denny Cordell. Denny asked Tony to assist on some jazz recordings but it would require coming to London. Unless you’ve never listened a David Bowie or T Rex song, you should know the rest of the story. The relocation made him one of the most influential record producers in Western Pop/Rock music. He’s practically a permanent fixture in Bowie’s catalog (10 albums).

Other favorites he produced are listed below:

  • Vive Le Rock – Adam Ant
  • The No Comprendo – Les Rita Mitsouko
  • In the Meantime – Railway Children
  • Electric Warrior – T Rex
  • Plagarism – Sparks
  • Glow – Richard Barone
  • The Future is Medieval – Kaiser Chiefs
  • Electric Honey – Luscious Jackson
  • Everyone is Here – Finn Brothers

A few years ago, he published an autobiography which I will probably get around to reading after another 100 books I want are finished.

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RIP: Geoffrey Holder

Geoffrey was a very recognizable voice for several decades especially if you were a kid in the Seventies thanks to the 7-Up commercials he did. I think younger people probably know him more for being the crazy director in Eddie Murphy’s Boomerang. He was often a highlight to visiting Phoenix for me because he did the bumpers on a smooth jazz station called the Coyote.

Check out Geoffrey’s obituary on the New York Times. I knew the guy was multi-talented but not to the extent the article explains. A solid example you’ll see is in Live and Let Die, one of the best Bond films Roger Moore did. Geoffrey played the scary Baron Samedi  and choreographed the big voodoo dance scene Bond witnesses when he’s trying to penetrate Mr. Big’s Haitian base. Lastly, he had a pretty funny cameo as the sorcerer in Woody Allen’s Hamlet segment to Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex

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