Happy 50th Birthday Matthew Sweet

One of the most underrated singer/songwriter/guitarists from the Nineties despite his career going back to the mid Eighties. It took a nasty divorce to make his third album Girlfriend (originally titled Nothing Lasts) to be the breakout Sweet’s career needed. Still a favorite with “Evangeline,” “Looking at the Sun,” and “I Wanted to Tell You.”

Every album which has followed has been great, including the side projects/bands he has been in, especially the three sets of covers Matthew has done with good friend Susanna Hoffs. I respect their choices for the Eighties (aka Volume Three) having a wide variety, namely a Lindsey Buckingham tune I remembered fondly.

What pisses me off is how he never found the level of success I felt he truly deserved. He’s an incredible songwriter who demonstrates how well-versed he is with Power Pop and you can find him on numerous tributes. From the Kinks to Big Star to Saturday-morning cartoons to Paul McCartney & Wings. I guess he needed to have a drug addiction to achieved the same level of reverence lesser talents of his generation received, namely the overrated Kurt Cobain.

Oh well, the upside was getting to see him perform live six times in nice, small venues, although he hasn’t visited Austin since 2006; I’m pretty confident of this, I pay attention to tour sites and other media. Tucked away in my house is an autographed poster from his 2000 performance of In Reverse as a reminder of meeting him in person. I need to post a picture of it.

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Why things have been “quiet” for a few days.

I have a new team manager to report to. Her name is Crystal and she’s pretty cool. My former boss Eddie had me assigned to her because he said I was very vital to his recent success in Enterprise when he joined through the Education merger. It’s flattering. Besides, I want Crystal and the several others to feel welcome. The working world has no shortage of jealousy, ill will and crap I could live without. Why inflict it on others? We are hitting it off well, we share similar philosophies on encouraging the team by positive, empathic means. I hope to have more great entries regarding our mutual successes.

The other factor for the delay has been the blitz of awesome things I’ve attended and done. This recent weekend in Austin alone was nuts! Austin Wizard World (Comic Con), ACL Fest Weekend One (I refuse to go and I hate it), UT getting clobbered by Baylor and three pre-season games for my champion Stars. Yet I managed to find a decent parking spot Saturday afternoon near the Austin Convention Center without paying ACL Extortion Rates. Go figure. Oh, I attended just two, I think you can guess safely which.

October will rage on until I think Novemberish. An OK Go concert, multiple Stars’ games (they were looking good on the blue line and in goal), a weekend in Dallas (more on this later), a few birthdays and two book signings. Not to mention all the overdue stories I will get posted if it kills me.

I’ll close with a wonderful surprise I saw in the comment box. A post from a stranger that wasn’t spam! He stumbled upon my story about meeting Mojo Nixon in 1989 while looking for those funny concert shirts the artist had in the Eighties. I wrote this story five years ago! It’s nice to see Google results not being evil.

Onward with posts old, new, ongoing and scheduled!

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Buonasera! It’s Italian Heritage Month IV…belatedly

Much like the Southern European nations’ stereotype, I’m late and behind schedule! However, unlike Italy’s ex-prime minister Silvio Berloscummy I don’t deserve prison nor are my excuses stronzate. The new month had a crazy start the afternoon of October first; I was called in to be the backfill team manager again due to extenuating circumstances. So the following two days took up a lot of energy going over the administrative things for about a dozen co-workers. It’s a good thing. I hand the reins to another great co-worker Monday which I don’t mind at all.

Why? See the above post. I want to stick with the theme here.

My annual tradition celebrating Italian accomplishments is going to be a tight squeeze (again) but I have been working off and on all year to find new people. One new twist is enlisting several other people who are also Italian or have some expertise in 2014’s theme…opera and to some extent, its cousin, ballet.

Italians invented opera several centuries before the nation existed. It’s even derived from their word for “work,” as in an “artistic work,” not general labor. From my mediocre research, it was invented by accident during the Renaissance. As the Italians were “rediscovering” Ancient Greek and Roman art, science, philosophy, etc.; they tried to reverse engineer Greek plays. When they read about the Greek chorus in the stories, they figured it was much like choirs in religious services, thus the Greeks had singing. Today we know the Greek chorus just spoke, sometimes through individuals or as a group. Still, the Italians were inspired to create new works based upon their incorrect conclusions and the result is opera.

Opera took off gradually. Within a couple centuries, it was the entertainment on the peninsula loved by all socio-economic classes. Opera concept was exported to other nations and adapted to their languages over the years: Wagner, Gilbert & Sullivan readily come to mind.

In America, it has permeated our culture in two immediate examples I can give. The first is the rather rude expression used in sports, “It ain’t over until the fat lady sings.” Practically every American understands what is meant despite most opera singers lacking Pavarotti’s girth and I don’t think many stories involve a woman singing in the finale. The second involves cartoons, namely Bugs Bunny but I’m sure others have done similar integrations. Bugs has had three adventures involving opera: “Long-haired Hare,” “What’s Opera Doc?” and “Rabbit of Seville.” The latter uses a scene as my header since it was by Gioachino Rossini, an Italian I plan to write about with help from José, the biggest expert I personally know. I was also inspired by opera thanks to the great ladies from Stuff You Missed in History Class doing an episode covering the legendary La Scala.

Kick back, relax, enjoy and if you want, participate.

There will be non-Italian things should it bore you.

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Life Itself: Worth Seeing

lifeitselfSeeing this documentary about Roger Ebert was my personal me-time birthday celebration for 2014. I used to take in a movie back in my twenties but the tradition faded out when I managed to cooler fare as the thirties were better.

I really wanted to see this flick though. Roger grew to be more than just a film critic near the end of his life. I remember his eloquent rebuttal to Ben Stein’s bitching about receiving an unfair review for Expelled because it was filled with bunk. Roger tore Stein a new one with his explanation on how evolution works through a series of coin flips.

So Life tells Roger’s story up to his recent death. He was born and raised around my original nesting area, Champaign-Urbana, IL. Surprisingly his family was Catholic, Protestants dominate those towns, plus he was an only child. Dreams of attending Harvard like his personal hero JFK were unrealistic given the costs. Roger had to go with the University of Illinois, his backyard. After he was accepted for graduate school at the University of Chicago, he took a job with the Chicago Sun-Times. When the movie critic resigned, Roger got the gig and the rest is history.

The movie goes back and forth between Roger’s career highlights and his final weeks. I loved his honesty over working with Russ Meyer (he did it to get laid). His rocky relationship with Gene Siskel was nothing new but the outtakes were funny. Alcoholism was something I discovered. Since he gave up drinking in the late Seventies, it might be why I never knew. One bright spot from it, AA is where he met his wife Chaz. Roger was also a champion for the underdog. Two instances: he was first in line on a Sunday morning at Sundance to see this unknown director’s movie’s last screening (Roger promised he would see it); he gave a treasured gift to another upcoming director (you’ll have to watch the movie to find out).

Due to Siskel keeping his brain cancer a secret to the end, Roger vowed to be transparent if he ever got ill. This documentary shows he kept his promise. It’s painful watching him “eat” and communicate without a jaw.

Don’t let the cancer element scare you away. Life is filled with numerous interviews from his co-workers, friends and adopted family. You may recognize a couple, Martin Scorsese and Werner Herzog.

I want to close with my personal attachments to Roger Ebert which grew as I got older. Back in the Seventies, we subscribed to the Chicago Tribune off and on, aka the FIB Trib for a couple reasons. Not sure why. I guess it was easier to get downstate despite its editorial slant being contrary to my family’s political leanings. Gene Siskel was the movie critic I read and listened to on Sneak Previews. (I do need to ask my ex-roommate why the Sun-Times is perceived as the silver medal paper in Chicago. Maybe it isn’t anymore thanks to the Tribune Corporation’s numerous financial blunders.)

Roger’s background is somewhat similar to mine and my father’s. There’s glaring differences too, age bing a huge one for me. The point is, we’re Midwestern, from the unimportant part of Illinois (any place that isn’t Chicago), come from Catholic families, decently educated and didn’t attend the prestige universities out east. With Gene Siskel, the two became a movie criticism force the coasts couldn’t ignore after a decade. Johnny Carson loved having them on (course, he originated from Nebraska), they did SNL and loaned their voices to much more, my favorite was The Critic. Today we live in an era when many of the leadership caste attend a select few universities (the Ivy League primarily, Stanford or Berkeley), it’s encouraging to see a major tastemaker and thoughtful writer buck the trend. I have the same hypothesis regarding Scott Walker and Sarah Palin’s followers, but they’re both dropouts.

I completely endorse seeing Life Itself. It doesn’t drag on like many documentaries do. You see the many sides of Roger and discover how he used a chance assignment to transform how film criticism is viewed. He didn’t do it alone. Pauline Kael, Gene Siskel, Gene Shalit, Rex Reed and Leonard Matlin share the credit amongst others.

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New term for Urban Dictionary: DouchebAggie(s)

Putting money on a fishing line is comedic genius. Quick, who's got  Adam Sandler's personal number?

Putting money on a fishing line is comedic genius…in the Thirties and for the Koch Brothers. Quick, who’s got Adam Sandler’s personal number?

douchebAggie: noun; a student or graduate of Texas A&M who enjoys cruel or sophomoric humor.

While waiting in queue for the Aquabats concert, a bunch of us were watching these semi-drunk Aggies hanging out on the balcony of their expensive downtown apartment (9th and Red River). They were giddy over their alma mater‘s comeback victory…I’ve heard those bye-week games are a bitch. To celebrate, they thought it would be amusing to dangle some currency on a fishing line, see which pedestrians they could taunt. Being downtown and near a homeless shelter was likely their inspiration in conjunction with the liquid courage.

Needless to say, it only fooled maybe one or two people. I with I had a pocket knife or scissors. I would’ve gladly given up my spot in line, walked across the street, stepped on the money so I could cut the string and give the dough to a wino as I gave those losers the bird. They give other Aggies a bad name via their behavior; I have my differences with my brother-in-law Aaron yet he isn’t a mean-spirited person. Same goes for people from other schools. These jerks were interchangeable with some grade A assholes I met at Marquette and UW-M, too bad one dropped out and became the governor of Wisconsin. They sadly don’t get a clever, handy title.

One pedestrian saw through their prank and succeeded to get the money. Applause from the Aquabats line followed.

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Nichelle Nichols

nichellenicholsRunning into the cast of Star Trek shows continues with living in Austin! Nichelle dropped by Dragon’s Lair for a quick signing because it was on the way to another convention in San Antonio with George Takei and Walter Koenig. Lucky Somara, this took place on her birthday too!

She’s a sweet lady who was amazed at the standing ovation she received when walking into the store. Think about it. Outside of fandom, Madame Nichols isn’t instantly remembered by the general public. Yet it was an honor to meet her beyond her role as Lt. Uhura. Although she wasn’t on every episode due to budgetary reasons (secondary cast members often get excluded unless they’re absolutely critical to a story), Nichelle was one of the first Black women on TV to star in a good, recurring role. Sure it was a Sci-Fi show which in the Sixties was just crap for kids but many of us were born after the days when Black Americans, especially women, were often cast as maids, nannies, cooks, comic relief, slaves, etc. Uhura was a member of Captain Kirk’s command staff and she was treated as an equal as per the show’s vision or what Fox today would call Gene Roddenberry’s Marxist-Liberal Future Agenda. Uhura’s job was more than sending messages to and from the Enterprise as Chief Communications Officer (something poked at in Galaxyquest), she was a de facto intelligence officer via the signal corps. Ergo, Uhura was privy to and trusted with key information from HQ shared between her, Kirk and Spock. Dorky I know. The point is, Nichelle was more than a pretty face. Hell, thanks to her, numerous women found their passion for Science, technical fields, the military and a few astronauts! One bright spot I did see in J J Abrams’ dreadful re-imagining, Zoe Saldana’s Uhura has a more prominent spot in the horrible plots.

On to actually meeting/speaking to Nichelle.

I thanked her for “taking one for the team.” Nichelle asked, in what way? I said, you kissed Shatner! She laughed and said, he was a very lucky man. I then told her I also remembered seeing her in a James Garner movie, playing a tough lady running a dice game. Nichelle recalled, neither of us could get the title right. I looked it up, it was Mister Buddwing.

Next up. Righting one wrong many of us feel strongly about at work. When we moved into our new building at Apple, being the Enterprise division, we got dibs on the Star Trek theme. Oddly, the people making the name choices gave the meeting/lab room names to characters. There’s Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, Sarek and Khan. No Uhura or Chapel. Two guest characters have rooms while the two recurring women crewmembers got squat.

uhura

Grrrrr! Only a dead man would find this lady unattractive.

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Put me in for a gross!

Kristin posted this as a tribute to Jeremy, but I’m sure she was speaking for all wives and girlfriends because we all know…girls don’t fart as the song goes.

Personally, I hope this is true. Of course it could *ahem!* backfire since the perpetrator will still be discovered for the pleasant-smelling bursts as below…

I wonder why mint? The chemistry? Meaning what works best with nitrogen? Or is mint a universal smell that offends the least number of civilizations?

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The T-Rex must have some Kryptonite in its teeth

supermanvdinoSpotted this amusing shirt during my vacation while waiting for Magic Johnson. Given Superman’s incredible strength, the dinosaur should’ve been clocked a few miles away even after John Byrne gimped this ability in the Eighties.

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Happy Birthday Somara!

Today is a pretty cool day for my wife of 11-plus years. It’s also her 16th birthday with me. I guess you could say our relationship is allowed to drive! Only a few more years before it can buy me a drink.

Why is it special? We’re going to get into queue to meet Nichelle Nichols, aka Lt. Uhura from Star Trek but I’m confident she retired at least as a full captain, maybe admiral, from Starfleet.

Wish Somara happy birthday through here or her e-mail address!

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Welcome back Mangia!

The recent rumors were true. Mangia Pizza has returned to Austin’s north side! My favorite deep-dish pizza place in Central Texas regained the location on Gracy Farms (it’s near MoPac and Burnet). The interim place Pizza Bistro was very good too, they just had to change the names on the items because the last, surviving franchise probably had trademarks on things like the Carnivore, etc.

I’m very glad. I have great memories for this particular restaurant. One of my birthday parties took place in the special event room. Plus, it’s nice to have a taste of Chicago style pizza from time to time. I love Austin’s Pizza when I need everyday pizza but Mangia is for special occasions.

Suck it New Yawk style!

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A dedication to my ex-roommate

If you know anything about Paul’s digestive system, especially after he’s had Real Chili, he’s a virtuoso compared to this guy.

I can see a dozen tie-ins with other fans of this music and humor: Beavis & Butt-head, Brian Posehn and Metalocalypse.

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I’m still not Groot (Beer)!

grootbeerThe other half of a nice gift from those friends. Rocket I had heard of. Groot I had no clue and it appears he precedes the Marvel Universe’s launch in 1961. This does make sense though. Before Stan Lee and his skeleton crew jumped back into superhero game, the company that would become Marvel was called Atlas and it was more famous for monster stories. Len Wein said it’s why the Thing was in the Fantastic Four (a knock off of Challengers of the Unknown); if the superhero element failed, then it could have parts recycled into the tried-and-true monster genre.

Above I’m trying to do the cute little dance everyone knows Groot does during the closing credits.

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Happy First Day of Fall 2014

To me, Labor Day is the official end of Summer and kick off to Fall. Being a Midwesterner, school would agree since its beginning tended to coincide with this arrangement.

In Austin, it’s at least a couple weeks away. Phew! The sweat from walking just a couple miles during the parade at night proved it.

From the Astronomical standpoint, it is today. The Earth hits the Equinox point as it revolves around the Sun. The exact same distance we were at six months ago (or will be) to kick off Spring.

Quick myth busting to spread around. There will be idiots on the radio, TV, FaceBook, the workplace, school, etc; who will claim today is one of the only two days when you can successfully balance an egg on its smaller end. Bullshit. With enough practice, you can pull this off any day. Snopes has it covered here. I give you permission to pimp slap anyone you encounter spreading such nonsense!

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Magic Johnson

magicjohnsonGlad to get my Brushes with Greatness part of the Vegas trip back on track! I might not be a Lakers fan but Magic Johnson is a player I’ve respected since college. When I was younger, he wasn’t on my team so I immaturely didn’t care about his accomplishments or whatever.

The biggest shift occurred during my brief stint working as an agate in the sports department with The Milwaukee Sentinel (now merged with the Journal). I remembered what a class act Magic was the night he broke Oscar “Big O” Robertson’s assist record. I’m paraphrasing this part, he said, I’m going to enjoy this record for as long as I can because  the guy you need to watch now is John Stockton, he’s going to beat my record.

Historically Magic represented a slight shift in how basketball was played too. In the Seventies, many teams seemed use the strategy of getting a high-scoring player to solve all their woes. Why not? People paid to see points not to watch the fundamentals. He went on to be a star by being an unselfish player who passed the ball and helped the Lakers win titles as he spread the scoring around. I may not be an expert but Da Bulls didn’t win any championships until they ditched the give-the-ball-to-Michael strategy.

It was great to meet the guy. Magic is huge in person and very kind. I asked him if Big O was there when he broke the record. He said, yup, he’s my friend. Oh, and I did tell how I remembered the night he achieved 9888 assists.

As for the cost, etc. I felt it was worth the price tag. Magic Johnson wisely invested his money during his NBA career so the dough went to charity. Today he’s a major force in LA real estate and he was on the short list to buy the Clippers.

magicjohnsonautograph

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Austin Pride 2014

Just a small fraction of my co-workers turning out.

Just a small fraction of my co-workers turning out.

I really don’t know if this parade and its related events are relatively new or it has been happening for years. Based upon my research, the foundation to run the activities only goes back to 2011. However, I’ve lived here for 20 years and Austin has never been shy about the openly gay population, it’s the San Francisco/Minneapolis/Key West of the Southwest.

Last night Somara and I got to show our support by marching in the parade alongside numerous Apple co-workers. One major thing I applaud CEO Tim Cook for is his siding with the right side of history: equality and renewable energy are two good starts. Both positions may upset certain elements in America but I couldn’t care less. These factions’ ancestors backed slavery, banned “mixed” marriages, protested voting rights for anyone who wasn’t a WASP male, insisted the sun revolved around the earth, etc. The people I find to be even worse are the cowardly who are afraid to rock the boat because their wallets trump their flimsy morals. So it was nice to participate.

Now I had a small reservation. It wasn’t being seen in public or anything, I’ve been over that crap since high school plus I walked around dressed as Patsy Stone at work and gay bars during Halloween ’95. This parade is for the LGBT residents. I didn’t feel it was my place, I feared I was stealing their thunder. I discussed it with an openly gay person/friend. She responded a bit with confusion. I explained, being there in my mind was equal to be in the LA Kings’ Stanley Cup parade going “Woo woo! I helped them win thanks to being a season-ticket holder! Woooooo!” She gave approval, saying it was fine. The LGBT community needs all the allies with voting power it can get. Can do! I have only missed one important election my adult life and it was due to the transition from North Carolina to Texas.

Overall it was a pretty cool parade. The Apple part followed a samba troop. It took place at night which meant a barrage of lights too. What else? Lots of loud dance music. Local politicians out to get votes. Other tech companies being represented: AT&T, FaceBook, Google and Dropbox. Various Protestants denominatons and I think I saw one Jewish temple; the current Pope says gay people “can’t help, cut them some slack” (baby steps, baby steps). Dragon’s Lair, Austin’s biggest hobby/comic store with superheroes. A Ghostbusters car. It wouldn’t be a Pride parade without drag queens. I admire their skills and attention to detail.

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