Gravity: Worth Seeing

gravityGravity deserves every nickel it has earned despite the October 2013 competition being rather weak. Director Alfonso Cuarón provides a non-stop, 90-minute terror-filled experience from Dr. Ryan Stone’s perspective. What begins as the final day of a routine shuttle mission to repair the Hubble space telescope transforms into a desperate struggle to survive when debris from a Russian spy satellite starts hurtling by at several miles/second. Space is the worst place to be when the shit hits the fan because death will be either instantaneous or painfully slow. Forget being rescued, no country on Earth can launch anything into orbit without weeks of planning.

So astronauts Stone and Kowalski have to conserve their air, stay calm and use what little means they have to get to the ISS. At the multi-national space station there might be a spare emergency landing capsule.

It was worth the extra money for 3-D to see Gravity. I have a friend who made the effort to see it at an IMAX. Maybe another day. I think this flick might live on to be a mainstay at such theaters for a while. Overall I loved Cuarón’s approach to the story. Gravity begins at the Hubble, no training montages, no flashbacks, none of the usual formulas most American drama/action flicks take. There’s some extraneous conversations and backstory about Dr. Stone’s daughter. With the main character speaking aloud, this is a necessary evil due to audiences getting bored and/or puzzled by a character’s continual silence. Case in point, in 2001, when Bowman goes after the dying Poole. Again, it’s easy to forgive thanks to the movie’s other strong points.

As for the amateur astronomer in me. I read the critiques by Dr. Plait and recalled what little I remembered from Physics. Much of the Science is pretty solid but Cuarón does have to take a few McGuffins or there wouldn’t be any movie, namely how the retired space shuttles, ISS and other vital probes reside in orbits far away from dangerous, high-speed debris. However, I hope the movie does make the public more aware of the dead/destroyed satellite problem that is growing above our world.

Alamo Extras: Sorry, none to report. We arrived right as the trailers were starting. Buying my new car took much longer than planned, especially since I was only going to look at cars. Special thanks to the box office lady who rescheduled our 4 pm show to 6:30 pm at no extra charge. Alamo rocks!

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Feel the sting of the Monarchs!

Two-ton 21 and the leader showing off their team jersey.

Two-ton Twenty-One (aka Gary) and the Monarch showing off awesome their team jersey.

Good thing I have this to wear during hockey time while I’m awaiting the DVDs of The Venture Brothers‘ fifth season. I didn’t catch any episodes on cable so anybody who blurts spoilers I will sic Brock Samson on!

My good friend Jeremy acted as the intermediary to get this for me. He has 24 on his and KK has 21, or is it the other way around? I wanted to have my Dr. Girlfriend action figure in the picture but her right leg broke off shortly after removing her from the packaging. Somara has a plan to fix my doll…I mean action figure!

monarchsbOnly diehard fans will recognize the name and number I went with for mine. I thought it was a great joke to share, see who really loves the show versus the poseurs.

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Marvel Comics, the Untold Story by Sean Howe

marvelhistoryThe sequel to 2011’s rather unexciting Thor is due to debut in a week so I’m finally getting off my procrastinating fanny to discuss this more interesting book I finished months ago. Normally I’m a bigger DC fan and I find Marvel’s stuff less sophisticated yet when I was younger, Marvel characters were my faves. My friend Steve Bryant said it best, “You start off Marvel and graduate to DC.”

Stan Lee is also coming to Austin for Wiz World and I thought this book would give me some insight about how Marvel (originally Timely) started out as an also-ran only to transform into the 800-pound gorilla Disney paid billions for. Despite Marvel’s tumultuous finances, its books outsell DC significantly. In the Eighties, distributors used Uncanny X-Men as the “unit” when taking orders with other titles. For example, if your store sold 100 copies of X-Men every month consistently, success for Batman, Spider-Man, etc. was based upon how close they’d come, usually 80-90 on a good month unless there was a movie or something to push interest.

The company’s beginnings were more unplanned. Martin Goodman started Timely in the Thirties after being involved with a couple other publishing companies in the Thirties. He mostly printed whatever was profitable and for a while the superhero fad was the way to go. In 1940, Goodman hired his nephew Stanley Leiber (aka Stan Lee) to assist the talent (amongst them were Jack Kirby and Joe Simon) as a gopher. There was a brief disruption with WWII since many were drafted but afterwards the bottom for superhero books fell out thanks to changing tastes and the Kefauver Hearings.

Fast forward to the early Sixties. Timely is now called Atlas. Goodman is more focused on publishing Playboy knockoffs and his nephew Stan runs the bare-bones comic-book division. The Atlas stuff is primarily monster stories, soap operas and disposable fluff. Tame material which abides by the code created in the dustup of the Fifties. Then a series of events sets the gears in motion for a revolution. Firstly, Stan was approaching 40 and really regretted the career he had chosen. He originally wanted to be a legitimate novelist, now time was running out in his mind. Secondly, Jack Kirby had a falling out with DC Comics and needed work which put him back at Atlas. Lastly, Goodman often played golf with the head of DC. During a match in late 1960, the DC boss mentioned the company’s newfound success with a team book called The Justice League of America. Goodman came back and ordered his nephew to make something similar. Lee and Kirby rolled the dice by turning the genre on its head with The Fantastic Four. It shook things up: these characters aren’t perfect, they bicker amongst themselves and three find their newfound powers to be a burden, not a boon. Four certainly was pretty radical compared to the “perfect” life Superman had. After the success of Fantastic Four #1, the Marvel roller coaster begins.

Howe illustrates Marvel’s crazy history through the explosive Sixties when superheroes made their triumphant comeback in popular culture. It’s not like they completely disappeared but in the Fifties Superman was about all you can remember. The Seventies had their own challenges with the economy, changing tastes as demonstrated in its music and film so Marvel did more licensed adaptations, namely by gambling on this space opera George Lucas was peddling. The Eighties were full of strife, especially when Jim Shooter held the editor-in-chief position. By the Nineties and early Aughts, Marvel was just a property conglomerates acquired without much understanding beyond milking a profit out of, hence the numerous reboots, splinter universes and putting an X in the title. The last couple chapters do get heavy with tales of corporate skullduggery and mismanagement; the three Sam Raimi Spider-Man flicks made $4 billion worldwide for Sony, Marvel received a mere $75 million of that. It’s a miracle the company survived long enough or retained any value with the debt Carl Icahn saddled it with.

For fanboys/historians, there’s numerous stories covering the interactions, fights and collaborations between Marvel’s famous writers and artists: Lee/Kirby, Roy Thomas, Don Heck, Steve Ditko, John Byrne, Marv Wolfman, Gerry Conway, Len Wein, Chris Claremont, Jim Steranko, Mark Grunewald, Frank Miller, Neal Adams, George Perez, Walt Simonson, so on. Howe includes the tale of how The X-Men went from being a struggling book about to be cancelled in the mid-Seventies to the juggernaut with its fifth movie appearing next Spring (late May 2014). I never knew She-Hulk was a rushed creation to prevent the production company behind The Incredible Hulk TV show from copyrighting a similar idea. All the infighting gave me the unpleasant flashbacks I occasionally relive from my time at GDW.

I highly recommend Untold to comic book fans and non-fans alike. It was hard to put down, I wanted to keep going forward to find out what followed in the next chapter. Reading this won’t turn you into a subject expert or the anchor for a trivia contest, it just provides a great history about a little piece of American nerd culture which went from being dismissed as “kid stuff” and now dominates the peak movie seasons.

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November is 2013 is Shatsgiving

In less than three weeks, Somara and I will be meeting William Shatner at Austin’s Wiz World. One of the ultimate wedding anniversary presents a couple nerds can give each other! This year’s convention has numerous great guests too. I’m trying to arm twist Jose down here for John Ratzenberger. We all know him for being Clayton for 11 years on Cheers but he’s invited to the gathering because he was the deck officer in The Empire Strikes Back.

I liked the Brian May collage I did six months ago enough that I tried again for Shatner. These images cover his career pretty well. From left to right: as a guest on Match Game back in the Seventies; his obviously best-known role; his Eighties comeback to TV in TJ Hooker; and everyone’s fave, the frightened passenger on The Twilight Zone‘s “Terror at 20,000 feet.”

Ridicule the man all you want yet even his harshest critics have to respect the helluva career he has. I’m seriously (without irony), really looking forward to meeting him.

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Nice spin on an old breakup cliche

ladygunnerSpotted at Pinballz recently.

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Italian #25: (Giovanni) Giorgio Moroder

Today is the final day of Italian Heritage Month. I may not have written about as many as I did for 2011 but I certainly beat out my terrible output for 2012. Just means more to cover next year!

I want to close with a man who has contributed to popular culture for 40 years and is being discovered by a new generation via Daft Punk. Personally, I always thought he was German but Giorgio as he’s known by, hails originally from Italy. He relocated to Munich in the Sixties plus when you hear him speak, he has a northern accent which to most Americans sounds more German-Swiss-Austrian.

Giorgio first came to attention in America through Disco and his successful partnership with Donna Summer in the late Seventies. Meanwhile, he dabbled with other artists/genres on the side: Sparks, Tony Orlando, Janis Ian, metal-band Angel and composed the soundtrack to Midnight Express.

As Disco faded with the dawn of the Eighties, his fortunes thankfully weren’t destroyed by the backlash. He helped Blondie get a major hit through American Gigolo (if you don’t know which song, you’ve been living under a rock), assisted David Bowie’s shift to the mainstream with the title track to Cat People, “Putting Out Fire,” (it was good enough to use again on Let’s Dance) and participated in Eurythmics’ breakthrough album Sweet Dreams.

The mid-Eighties is where my connection to him is strongest. Before he did the ultra-cheesey hit “Take My Breath Away” for Berlin, a song which simultaneously catapulted them to number one and eroded their fan base; Giorgio produced Berlin’s more favorably remembered hit “No More Words” I don’t completely blame his writing, “Danger Zone” didn’t kill Kenny Loggins’ career, time did that. After Berlin, I always loved his musical accompaniment to the first Sci-Fi movie ever made…Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. The soundtrack had a variety of artists: Freddie Mercury, Loverboy, Pat Benatar, Jon Anderson of Yes and Adam Ant. There were other Eighties mainstays he produced, wrote or performed with: Bronski Beat, Japan, Phil Oakey of the Human League, Limahl, DeBarge, Alan Parsons Project and Sigue Sigue Sputnik.

You could usually tell a Moroder production by it’s very distinctive synthesizer sound. A good example is Berlin’s Love Life. There’s a huge contrast in how his two produced-tracks resonate versus the others helmed by Mike Howlett.

Seems he went into semi-retirement in the Nineties, the credits thin out unless you count the compilations/greatest hits collections.

This year he turned 73 so it was awesome to hear Daft Punk use their recent popularity to re-introduce one of Electronica’s forefathers. A genre often dominated by the Germans (Kraftwerk, Propaganda), French (Air) and Brits (early New Order, Depeche Mode, Goldfrapp). Maybe he could team up with Aussie up and comers Cut///Copy.

Until next year…¡Ciao! Let me know if there are other Italians you’d like me to research.

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Where my car gets her name, part two

I found several, good, comparative pictures of the super heroine I named my new car after. Currently her character is in limbo with DC, I had forgotten Vixen was a charter member of the rather bland Justice League International in the 52 reboot. Mari (her real name) was injured and got sidelined by the time the book was cancelled. I hope she returns soon as a member of the standard Justice League (I probably should check JLA).  I readily admit her powers are rather similar to Animal Man and Beastboy but the former character’s title borders on horror while the latter will always been a teenager, the cartoon certainly keeps him juvenile in most people’s minds. Vixen is a better standard superhero to round out the B-list in the JL. Here’s a quick gallery. Note the colors seem to be close to the car.

Her cartoon appearance as Green Lantern's new girlfriend.

Vixen’s cartoon appearance in Justice League Unlimited. She was also Green Lantern’s new girlfriend.

This was her look during the Eighties. Note the combo Bo Derek-Flock of Seagulls 'do. As if being in the JLA during the Detroit Years wasn't awful enough.

This was Vixen’s look during the Eighties. Note the combo Bo Derek-Flock of Seagulls ‘do. As if being in the JLA during the Detroit Years wasn’t awful enough.

Vixen's current look which I hope won't appear as comical in 10 years. There's definitely some influences of Halle Berry to the look.

Vixen’s current look which I hope won’t appear as awful in 10 years. There’s definitely some Halle Berry influences.

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Best Theme/Group Costume 2013

aliceThe Fracé Family never fails to impress!

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Best Costume of 2013 (in my opinion)

cheerscreditsThat image is burned into the collective memory of millions, including those who didn’t catch Cheers during its initial run; thank you Nick at Night, Netflix and syndication. Also, a big thanks to the site The Clearly Dope for bringing it to my attention. You know I couldn’t keep it a secret from the biggest Cheers fan I know, Jose. If there’s ever a Geeks Who Drink tournament covering the show, he’ll be arm twisted on to my team.

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A familiar piece of clip art from DG!

dg-clipartTwenty years ago, my then current employer introduced this piece of clip art to its customers (really subscribers). Whoever used this may have filled in the text because the core part is the ghost, bats and border. Whoops! I might be mistaken. I modified a related piece for my first 1993 Halloween mix tape for Helen and the gang. It’s the same Shmoo-like ghost. I successfully hunted down the font I used to make it more Halloweenish. I stand by the musical choices which were in my collection at the time.

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click for the full-sized version

The real burning question I have is this…do I just have a strong, odd memory or recognizing such obscure art mean I have mild OCD?

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Thank you rain/temp drop for the relapse…

Filled me full of phlegm and preventing me from enjoying my new car’s debut at work. I feel way better now. Thanks to my doctor helping me balance the medication, mainly upping the Zoloft by 25 mg/day. All this time I’ve been nursing 50 mg/day when a standard dosage is 150 mg/day. Hmm, may explain the backsliding along the way. I recovered faster too.

Then I ended up passing the cold on to Somara who is quite miserable now. D’oh! There’s one joint asset I wish we could’ve left out of the vows.

Onward with a constant dose of Ricola, fluids, more frequent trips to the men’s room and the cough I haven’t been able to shake off since July 2012.

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Thugs Bunny

thugsbunnyHe’s finally back on a T-shirt after the demise of the WB Stores. I found this design at the Ecko Store in the RR Outlet Mall. It reminded me of the hilarious Eight Mile parody on Robot Chicken.

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RIP: Lou Reed

The tributes are pouring in all over the media but to me, Lou was in the same company as Bruce Springsteen…great writer, boring performer. I’ll take the Cowboy Junkies’ version of “Sweet Jane,” Duran Duran’s “Perfect Day,” and Eurythmics’ “Satellite of Love.” Plus his asshole reputation didn’t endear him to me, The Onion made fun of this fact. He even stormed out of an interview with Terri Gross on Fresh Air, Terri has off days yet Lou couldn’t be bothered by manners.

I know you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, just the poseurs rambling on are what make my irked. In my life, Lou Reed was influential to the artists I like. I only discovered where these things came from much later through interviews and seeing the underrated movie Velvet Goldmine. During my teenage/university years, he had a couple attempted comebacks: New Sensations and New York. They certainly weren’t Transformer. I remember a DJ at WQFM (the KLBJ of Milwaukee) who thought I was going to be stoked over “Dirty Boulevard” being added to the rotation. He was shocked that I had the opposite opinion. Even to this day, Lou only had the one good album in him. Afterwards he just coasted on his Velvet Underground cred. Iggy Pop had a more successful, relevant career than this grumpy New Yorker.

However, Lou had a good run and he is a forefather to several genres alongside Iggy, Bowie, Big Star and Roxy Music. If you can find it, check out the show Classic Albums presents Transformer. It was produced around the late Nineties so Bowie was winding down his Earthling look, Reed is civil and a key session player has the best lines.

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Say hello to my new car Vixen!

vixensideWhat began as a fact-finding mission turned into an adoption/purchase. I wasn’t really, completely suckered by a nice salesman Jon. We’re still nursing a frickin’ rental because our Honda Fit was finally approved for its repair, again, remember, it wasn’t our fault, it was the person who couldn’t hang-up and drive. The Fit won’t be ready for another two weeks. Having to continue renting from Hertz any longer was influencing our decision, we better get reimbursed by dumb-ass’s insurance too.

So after we had lunch at the Round Rock Fuddruckers, we checked out the dealership where the Fit came from; they sell Toyotas, Hondas, Scions and Hyundais. Bumped into Jon, told him I was really just looking, trying to save up the down payment, etc. My heart was really set on a Prius C. He took us to the lot where all the Priuses were. I was bummed you can’t get them custom ordered like we did with the Fit. Toyota makes the dealers go with what is on hand via a distributor. All the neutral colors were a bit more expensive and had features I didn’t really want…heated seats, in Texas? However, there was a habanero model with the on-target package. One test drive later followed by Somara’s arm twisting, I was explaining how I was getting matters started through the local credit union (UFCU). Toyota offered the car for 2%! Slightly lower yet it was lower, every dime counts.

vixenfrontHow much? With the maintenance I requested, I want this car to be as grief-free as possible after the ongoing nightmare my VW Golf was, about $25K. For a Prius, it’s a steal. The stereotypical model you see around has a base closer to 30. I was stoked over Toyota introducing a hatchback like the Fit, Golf, Fiesta, etc. I made a $2500 down payment and Toyota will finance the rest. As expected with the Maggi Republic, the plan is to pay it off early.

Why a Prius? We wanted a car for getting around Austin that was more efficient. The Fit will be repurposed as the long-distance car; extended weekends in the other big cities, a cross-country trip. It was also my first new car in 17 years. I was going to replace Bugs the  Rabbit (Golf) around 2006, it fell through due to us re-arranging our finances, making Somara’s education loans a bigger priority. Consumer Reports is rather full of crap about this car. It’s incredibly quiet, I keep waiting for Vixen to turn over when I power her up. With a Prius, when the dash says “Ready,” then the engine is ready to go.

Contrary to a know-it-all I used to associate with, hybrids are the smarter interim route until electric cars become more feasible. Diesel idles better than gas yet these vehicles aren’t not well designed for city driving. They’re predominantly highway cars. Plus my old VW mechanic Toby gave estimates on diesel’s maintenance. VW made a bad gamble and their cars just keep getting larger. There are negative stories going on about hybrids using rare earths, agreed. As I said before, these are the bridge vehicles. Tesla’s vehicles are getting cheaper, Toyota has an all-electric Prius exclusively in California and there are Nissan Leafs.

vixenrearWhy the name Vixen? It came to me this morning. No, not for the irritating to death Fox song making the Internet rounds. I based the name upon a superhero since I had to luck thinking of a cartoon rabbit (Lola is more pink damn it). Vixen has been a cool member of the JLA and Suicide Squad for over four decades. She first appeared in the early Seventies in Action Starring Superman. Vixen’s powers are similar to Animal Man’s except hers come through a totem-necklace. Her day job is usually a model but she isn’t vapid or skinny, Mari (her real name) is a confident, intelligent and brave heroine who has held her own alongside Batman, Bronze Tiger (ex-boyfriend), Martian Manhunter and Wonder Woman.

I can’t wait to give my nephews a ride in her before they leave for Qatar.

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Gotta’ lay off the spicy, alien food

spaceballsPurchased just in time for attending the Spaceballs quote-along at Alamo Ritz this week. Took my friend Jeff to cheer him up. He had been feeling a bit sad and he’s always been good to me. The chest-burster is one of the best jokes in the movie.

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