KMAG exceeds 1.5 million plays last month!

I haven’t been as dedicated to my stream as I should be so all the new tunes are lagging behind and the vacation didn’t become the opportunity I thought it would be, even with the timeshare having Wi-Fi “built-in.” No matter, my stream played its 1.5 millionth song on September 16…Robert Palmer’s “You’re Gonna’ Get What’s Coming” which is a pretty cool tune.

This 11-year-old dead technology I insist on running in my house and with an aging Xserve at work is why I don’t give two hoots about Pandora. At least the artists on my solution got paid for at least the single I purchased, more often a whole album.

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Italian #21: Marie Taglioni

I stumbled upon this half-Italian/half-Swede (like Isabella Rossellini!) via the podcast Stuff You Missed in History Class. I would recommend listening to it since the hosts do a better job giving an oral overview about Marie’s life.

The shorter version from me if you don’t want to listen to the 30-minute podcast would be this…

Marie is the ballerina of the Romantic Era (1800s) who, with the choreography of her famous father Filippo, changed ballet into its current form the world over. It didn’t start easily due to ballet being dominated by the French, namely Parisians. Similar to how hockey is dominated by Canadians. Anyway, French instructors felt Marie was too plain, clumsy and made snide comments about her being a hunchback; historians continue to debate how real her spine issues were. Marie was a Taglioni, a third-generation ballet artist so not dancing wasn’t in her DNA as per Filippo’s mindset.

However, by the time Marie was a teenager, she still wasn’t very good. Filippo took matters into his own hands and put her through a rigorous series of six-hours-a-day practices. A key exercise to the routine was strengthening her feet. Back in the Nineteenth century, ballet shoes were completely soft, thus the dancer’s toes had no assistance on getting the foot to point. Ouch! Today there’s some support yet ballerinas continue to have feet that frighten even the most grizzled podiatrist.

Filippo then came up with ballets and moves and costumes from Eugene Lami to compliment Marie’s unique physique. The flowing tutu, fairy wings, the hairstyle, arm movements, hand movements and playful gestures are now standard ballet elements courtesy of him. These things made Marie the dancer of Europe with tours across the UK, Russia, Austria and eventually winning over her harshest critics back in France.

Sadly, Marie never danced in America and her personal life sucked. She was briefly married to Compte Gilbert de Voisins for a year or two. The legitimacy of their two children was called into question but never a big deal (the Kardashians have overcompensated here). Marie’s transition to instructor ended tragically when her favorite protege and successor Emma Livry died from burns caused by the costume catching fire in 1860. Retirement didn’t last neither as the Franco-Prussian War destroyed her nest egg. After that war, Marie spent a decade teaching ballroom dancing in London until moving back to France to live with her son for the last four year of her life.

So remember when you take in The Nutcracker or any other ballet performance (Swan Lake comes to mind). Italians developed those moves, not the Russians via the Bolshoi or the French who own the words.

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My iPhone’s vacation armor…

vegasarmor…now all I need is to get a separate, generic ringtone to go with this.

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Italian #20: Franco Malerba

Dr. Malerba is Italy’s first astronaut and I decided to kick off with him this year because I’m totally stoked about the release of Gravity at theaters tomorrow. Due to the Stars’ having games both days over the weekend, we will have to put off seeing the movie until next weekend.

Franco was the payload specialist on Atlantis during a one-week trip around mid 1992. His scientific background entails biophysics and telecommunications. He never returned to space but continues to be involved through Italy’s space agency, ESA and is currently a member of the European Parliament.

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Vegas 2013: Day Five, the NFL should play more on Thursday!

Survey on iPod Touch when you get your bill at Burgr

Survey on iPod Touch when you get your bill at Burgr

The day kicked off with a retro NFL game, the Bears of the Seventies I grew up with made an appearance against the Lions. Well, this was a proxy bet for the Silders’ oldest kid TJ so the bookie will have to break his thumbs, not mine. It was just $10 lost. If it were up to me, I would naturally bet against the Bears but never when the Lions are the opponent, traditionally the Lions couldn’t pour whiz out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

My football-betting career continued downhill from there.

I was too hungry to care about the details on the Cowboys and I owed Somara a trip to Gordon Ramsay’s boutique burger joint. My ex-roommate Paul would be in paradise in Las Vegas, practically every TV in this city has an ESPN channel going continuously. This kept me in the loop on the Cowboys blowing it against the Chargers, namely when WR Terrance Williams dropped/fumbled the ball in the end zone, depriving the Cowboys of a desperately needed touchdown. When I used to work in the sports department of the Milwaukee Sentinel, there was a cliche the writers used to say…never draft a hometown hero. I want to add a corollary, don’t waste an opening on players from Baylor if you operate the Cowboys or Texans.

The Neo-Confederate racists with discount plastic surgery from North Carolina were more infuriating. During our conversation, my Illinois origin brought out that old chestnut, the South should’ve won. I could see the “Faux News loading…” in the husband’s eyes when my rebuttal was, “You were doomed from the start. We outnumbered you 3-1, we had all the factories and every Southern state contributed at least 1500 soldiers to the Union.” I forgot to add how South Carolina actually didn’t help much. His answer? “Well, we’d be better off.” The next time you hear such an ignorant statement, note how they lack specifics on what “better” means and watch them squirm regarding slavery as the Confederacy’s motivation for secession. People like those two morons polluting the gene pool explains why America is a mess. There’s nothing wrong with having a different opinion unless its defense is built upon “because,” “it just is,” “Faux News/James O’Keefe/Breitbart/Drudge says” or the “Bible says so.”

I didn’t let the incognito Klan members ruin my meal. I had the damnation burger. It’s supposed to be chicken yet our nice waiter let me go off menu. We had both fries and onion rings to see what the dipping sauces were like. I was very impressed by the chipotle catsup/ketchup. The definition of medium with beef was a little bloodier than I’m accustomed to. The iPod Touch-based survey accompanying the check was fascinating. Since I’m on vacation, I didn’t bother to ask which software was used to conduct the poll. 

We walked off lunch for a tad at PH, then my lousy luck continued to loom over me at Palace Station’s craps tables. Did I have fun? Yes. I remembered my main rules: once the money is on the table, it’s gone; $100 is nothing compared to what I spend at Waterloo Records or Rogues Gallery Comics only a bi-weekly basis. Winning beats losing any day. I also tried out the relatively new craps machines using pop-o-matic dice. It says the minimal bet is a $1, not really, pass line is $2, the buck applies to the side stuff. I have a personal opinion about these machines. They’ve been developed to lure in people who don’t want to play a table game (craps, blackjack, roulette) due to social anxiety and the machines do explain the rules. To me, they make craps a bigger grind. A buck on six/eight earns a $1.14, not as sexy as $7.

Took the rest of Sunday easy so we wouldn’t be completely exhausted for our Monday plans…seeing Popovich’s animal theater.

Next year the Packers better play during my time in Las Vegas or I should just swear off Sunday NFL action, stick only with Thursday to get my record to be even.

Gambling Report:

  • Video Poker: Steve 4, Somara 1 ($38.75, $0). Steve wins!
  • Somara: No idea, I guess -$150
  • Steve: -$129.13: Video Poker -$33.75; NFL Football -$10.50; Table Craps -$57; Pop-o-Matic Craps: -$2.88; Roulette -$25.
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How well do you know your Star Wars tech?

A 10-question quiz courtesy of The Guardian. I only got eight right, guess which two I was wrong about and share your scores!

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Meet the Beetlejuices!

meetthebeetlejuiceCourtesy of a gentleman on the Strip.

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Vegas 2013: Day Four, victory is mine!

The surviving ferris wheel being built behind the Flamingo. The other further south has been abandoned.

The surviving ferris wheel being built behind the Flamingo. It will be the largest in the world upon completion. The other ferris wheel further south has been abandoned.

The half-way point of our vacation and we wisely beat the crowd for breakfast at Paris, a tradition we forgot to undertake last year. I will never deny that the Outfit was a bunch of criminals responsible for numerous, vicious crimes but when they ran this town, the food was cheaper and the employees were treated better. Nowadays, Vegas is operated by a different batch of criminals who can walk around in the open, namely the Venetian’s owner Sheldon Adelson.

Case in point, this year, breakfast at Paris was $24 each. Three years ago, under $18 each. Paris is part of the Caesar’s Palace group of casinos which is taking a bath on too many bad developments, namely the abandoned ferris wheel on the south end of the Strip if the locals are correct.

I didn’t care too much. We don’t stuff ourselves at every meal anymore and I was itching to have their made-to-order crepes alongside fancier dishes.

Afterwards we picked up on the Maggi Republic Video Poker Invitational. I cinched the prize this year, 4-1 by getting four 6s, doubling my $20 and then some! We’re going to get the elusive Royal Flush some day…$1000! It’s possible. I’ve seen others win it twice.

Then we headed north to walk of the itis from breakfast, maybe take in Bally’s, Mirage, wherever. We didn’t make it past Bally’s because we volunteered to watch a TV show to help the producers and/or network out. In exchange, we each received $25. Why the hell not. I would’ve done it for free since most network TV is crap.

What did we see? A mostly finished episode of the new Ironside starring Blair Underwood. It was alright. Underwood was cool. The supporting characters need more time to develop otherwise they were vanilla cops. I had read about this via The Onion yet I gave it more support through my memories of the Raymond Burr version; I often watched it on Friday evenings before the late night horror movie to follow.

The experience was rather draining so we mostly relaxed back the timeshare only to be kicked out in a couple hours. Day four is traditionally housekeeping’s visit to refresh our suite with new towels, take out the garbage.

Somara decided to stay in, take it easy with a book. I wandered the Strip, got a better movie of Showbot’s antics, ate at Nathan’s, met some LA Kings fans (they do two pre-season games here, 15 years running) and looked at how Imperial Palace has been transformed into the Quad.

Friday and Saturday nights are fascinating people-watching times in Las Vegas. It re-affirms my theory about how LV is LA’s sluttier, younger sister, trying to outdo the older more established gathering of skanks and douchebags. The difference? LV’s are from around the world while LA’s are often more local. There are actual attractive people you see occasionally, they’re far and few in between. The Europeans are easier to spot, they aren’t as heavy looking and are less likely to have regrettable tattoos. It’s also a polyglot paradise to practice identifying foreign languages. I’m glad I am no longer single too. Meeting women would be nothing but a continuous disappointment on a larger scale than 1997 was.

Gambling Report:

  • Video Poker: Steve 4, Somara 1 ($38.75, $0). Steve wins!
  • Somara: No idea, I guess -$100
  • Steve: -$14.25: VidPoker -$13.75; Football +$9.50; Craps +$5; Roulette -$15.
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Saluti! It’s Italian Heritage Month 3 and National Pizza Month

The stars are aligned today! I accidentally posted that cat movie earlier because I didn’t know it was officially National Pizza Month until I was researching further sources for famous Italians and a cool header. Sure it’s a stereotype but pizza is a well-loved food in America which has obviously been heavily modified to suit our tastes, resources and lazy nature. Same goes with Chinese, German and Mexican cuisine.

Above in the header are pictures showing my two favorite brands of pizza in Austin. There are few things I miss about the Midwest and good pizza is one. Texans don’t know crap about it. Hamburgers, steak, BBQ and Tex-Mex, they got it nailed. Looking for Chinese, Japanese Thai or Indian? Austin has good choices. Pizza is often a choice between the terrible chains: Domino’s, Crappa Johns, Little Caesar’s, Cicis, Chuck E Cheese or Pizza Hut; adequate local chains: Mr. Gatti’s (they use a unique cheese), Conan’s, Double Daves; and Hipster fare which is OK yet it’s the overrated New York style: Home Slice, Hoboken Pie.

Within a couple years, I was making enough money to enjoy Mangia. Its founder was trained in Chicago to make deep dish correctly. He still fiddled with the recipes to accommodate the junk Texans must have…jalapeños, avocados or brisket. Sadly, Mangia is no more. It recently arose from the ashes in a couple locations to become The Pizza Bistro. We’ve been there several times and the location near us has remained mostly faithful to what Mangia offered. There were some menu modifications but more often they changed the names. On the header’s left is a standard pie from TPB.

Whenever we have pizza on a regular basis, it’s the brand on the right, Austin’s Pizza. Introduced to it for my 39th birthday party via Jeremy then gradually hooked on it as a local branch was re-opened near the house. The local chain isn’t necessarily the cheapest yet I feel it’s worth the little extra money because it helps support a local business. AP isn’t liked by children neither due to some wine being in the sauce. Pictured is a recent addition to the menu through a vote, the Haole, a tweaked take on the Hawaiian-style pizza.

Now on to check out Italians past and present who have helped shape the world we live in today. They even assisted in creating my vacation destination of Las Vegas with America’s Central European Jews.

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Cat getting busted for stealing pizza


He obviously likes it with Italian Mice and extra cheese!

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Vegas 2013: Day Three, we upgraded (again)!

Here's a side view from a living room corner. Click on it to enlarge this panoramic thumbnail.

Here’s a side view from the living room. Click on it to see the larger version of this panoramic thumbnail.

One mixed-bag element of timeshare ownership is the meeting during every visit. On the downside there’s the half day eaten up by a presentation, conversation, etc. To compensate, you get tickets to shows and fed. Surprisingly I have enjoyed the majority of our meetings. Back when we first went to Tahiti Village I was rather annoyed at Somara for cajoling me into this for cheap Cirque du Soleil tickets. Her parents do it all the time to get the discount, freebies, whatever. Me? I would prefer to maintain control of how our vacation gets spent, nobody can give you the lost hours back.

Last year’s meeting resulted in us walking away from the whole point thing because it was too cost-prohibitive, we were on the verge of paying off the car and I was on pins and needles regarding Molly’s diagnosis. The year before was awesome, they offered us the second deed for half the price we paid on the original. I was expecting a repeat of 2012 minus the cat illnesses but at least we got cheap tickets to Blue Man Group at Monte Carlo and freebies to Popovich at PH. As the title states, we doubled down since we received an attractive offer. The Bora Bora for $9000 and our two Moorea deeds. Yes our dues will go up somewhat. Yes we’re taking on a new debt. In exchange we’re getting a larger, nicer place to stay! Somara can deal with the point crap, I’m just stoked over the amenities (washer-dryer, two bathroom sinks, balcony), additional space and how it is going to be easier to invite a couple guests to accompany us. The Moorea has a couch with a hide-a-bed yet more space makes a less uncomfortable situation; I haven’t lived in the dorms for 24 years plus I don’t miss ’em.

Back in 2010, we stayed in a Bora Bora through an upgrade (long story). The experience was significantly better. We did laundry a couple times while relaxing in the place versus hanging out in the common area. The bathroom wasn’t crowded. Overall it was a pipe dream to making the shift. Now we got it in perpetuity.

We certainly made Deborah’s day. From what we know of talking to other reps, the success rate is about 25% for the vets. We were her only client that day. I liked her regardless of what we decided. Deborah’s regular day job is playing poker until she has enough to move to Cabo.

With the paperwork finished, we took some panoramic photos of the model Bora Bora via our newish iPhone 5s and had lunch.

Now there's a kitchen! These accessories in a room on the Strip would average over $500/day.

Now there’s a kitchen! These accessories in a room on the Strip would average over $500/day.

Our annual pilgrimage to the Pinball Hall of Fame was abruptly cut short by car insurance matters Somara had to handle, forcing us to return to TV early. I did get in a few games I love to always play alongside several new arrivals. The new Metallica SE machine was there. My immediate impression? It’s much like their career, it starts off exciting, filled with potential and eventually becomes a turgid experience; ball one = Ride the Lightning; Ball five = Saint Anger. Others were better.

Leaving my mark in Vegas as I do often in Austin!

Leaving my mark in Vegas as I do often in Austin!

We made it to the Blue Man Group show under the wire, they were just getting started as the curtain rose. After being indifferent to this show for over a decade, I left rather impressed. It was certainly more interesting than Stomp (or Cake as I like to call it). The Blue Man Group has the percussion factor but there’s more comedy and they share DNA with another troop I loved as a kid called Mummenschanz (saw them live too). There were bits using giant iPhones, catching gum balls, plumbing = the Internet, smoke, robots (my favorite), synapses and a closing number listing dozens of euphemisms for our butts. The pictures afterwards were a riot. The Blue Man we are with is the one who tends to be the jokester. I’m definitely sold on catching their touring show should it come to Austin and/or seeing what the other cities have.

My beard fascinated him.

My beard fascinated him.

My favorite other character is Showbot. She responded to me talking to her like Twiki.

My fave is Showbot. She responded to me talking to her like Twiki.

The day was wound down with a light dinner at a cafe in Aria (making space for breakfast at Paris tomorrow) and video-poker victory number three for me!

Raise a glass with me (Jose, Nelson and/or Helen, I’m looking in your direction)…next year in Las Vegas!

Gambling Report:

  • Video Poker: Steve 3, Somara 1 ($12.50, $0)
  • Somara: No idea, I guess -$60
  • Steve: -$25.50: VidPoker -$40; Football +$9.50; Craps +$5
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Bond villain or one of the Shruggalo Pauls?

drnocarI wish it were the bad guy from Sean Connery’s first Bond movie since he is less annoying than blowhard father and son team of Ron and Rand (Nevada doesn’t have income tax, super lax gun laws and a Teabagger governor). However, it’s probably one of them since the real Dr. No would prefer to go around incognito as per Blofeld’s orders. Driving with those funky metal hands is another factor.

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Mini-Adam West Batman with sound effect!

batman66whizkid

DC Comics has been on a big tear lately to promote the Sixties TV show. I’m not sure if the T-shirt I scored at Hot Topic is part of it but the new comic book called Batman ’66 drawn with Adam West and company’s likeness is. Now the Whiz Kids people have released a series of Hero Clix to accompany the revival. I was super lucky to get Batman. I may get a couple more, see what turns up. Maybe I can trade this for the Gypsy Danger I wanted from the brief Pacific Rim line.

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One of the feral cats at our timeshare

johhnycat

According to a maintenance worker, his name is Johnny Cat

Hidden around the parking garage of our timeshare is a small feral colony. Most can be spotted near the spare/broken furniture the maintenance people keep locked up. I was told the manager feeds them (around six to seven) and they will only come close to him. I also saw a tortoise shell running through the bushes near tower five. I do hope they leave out traps to catch them, then have them spayed/neutered. It’s surprising where cats will hide out despite constant traffic, pollution and other human-based hazards.

Fear not, I will not be taking any feral cats home. I will just be guilty of giving them names I deem more appropriate.

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Vegas 2013: Day Two, Thursday Night Football!

winner1Our first real, full day here. With the site-wide Wi-Fi, things are a lot easier. I couldn’t resist on not checking my work stuff. Holy buckets, over 100 e-mails already in 36 hours. My favorite was from the boss (Eddie nowadays) telling the team to use their tools and procedures because he had noticed several visiting my cube for assistance. I guess I’ve bored them so much about this vacation they tuned out. Actually I thought it was nice to know I’m missed.

One thing I wanted to make sure I wouldn’t let slide is my running. I love running even more on a day off. I push myself to go farther and with a hot tub being present, I make sure to get those jets on my lower joints.

After spending the rest of the morning kicking around, checking what our paychecks would be come Friday, watching cartoons (they get both feeds of Cartoon Network!), eating breakfast and laying out a loose agenda…we headed to New York, New York for lunch. Somara’s lunch tradition is the fast-food fish joint, Fulton’s it says on the receipt. You can’t get this easily in Austin, Long John Silver’s isn’t popular nor close. We had round three of our video poker challenge (see below), tried a new game since it’s harder and harder to find good Jacks or Better machines. I don’t recommend Pick ’em, sure you break even with Nines or better, just the rest is rather lame.

I got a more complete futures sheet on sports. The MGM-Mirage chain has been proving itself to be superior over the Caesar’s Palace chain here. The guy at NYNY was super nice. He gave me a self-addressed envelope to mail in any winning tickets. I told him, I like your optimistic attitude…I have 60-1 on my alma mater Marquette to win the NCAA championship next year. HA! Those douchebags will choke in the second round. Should they win, I’ll take the $600, it will probably cover most of what I got screwed on for textbooks. The remainder were NHL futures for the Cup. Incidentally, the LA Kings are playing back-to-back preseason games at the MGM this weekend. The Strip has been awash in Kings jerseys, not a one in the original purple and gold which tells me they’re all fair-weathered, post-Gretzky fans. Just teasing. Back to the bets. Dallas Stars for Jeremy (30-1), Detroit Red Wings for Brian at work (20-1) and Philly Flyers for me (20-1). Detroit has it harder due to their move to a real conference, this will give those Chicago crybabies a few more byes to defend their asterisked Cup they share with the ’95 Devils and ’99 Stars.

The Packers have the week off which is a mixed bag, I enjoyed the hell out of them stomping the Bears last time. I didn’t want to break my new NFL tradition because football is better with money on it, so I went with the 49ers over the Rams. The 49ers were already favored but I went with them for two different reasons: I don’t like the carpetbagger team in St. Louis and the nickname of my new Enterprise team is Niners, a story I’ll cover later. Obviously I won. The game was a nailbiter in the first half yet there were more flags being thrown than a parade. Hockey has less meddling from the officiating on a rough night. It’s over, the 49ers got me my first victory, I’ll take it.

Hot off the win, I hit the craps tables at Palace Station. This took a while, few people were playing. I don’t like to do table games alone, craps is a social game and fun with a group. Eventually there was a small crowd. Didn’t get one hard number. Did walk away slightly ahead, five. Tipped the staff a buck occasionally, plus two for the shooter who landed on six several times for me. How I wish I had Jose, Nelson or my brother-in-law Aaron along. They’d enjoy the action.

Up next…let’s see what the owner’s meeting has to offer besides tickets to see Blue Man Group and a half day spent.

Gambling Report:

  • Video Poker: Steve 2, Somara 1 ($6.25, $10?)
  • Somara: No idea, I guess -$60
  • Steve: -$19.25: VidPoker -$33.75; Football +$9.50; Craps +$5.00
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