Another defense of the Eagles from the AV Club, right on

My reconciliation with Classic Rock began roughly 10 years ago when I bought the remastered boxed set of The Eagles 1972-1980 catalog. After The Long Run, there really isn’t any point why Frey and Henley should keep flogging a dead horse but they did briefly re-capture their zeitgeist with “Get Over It.” Listening to anything but the well-known hits alongside personal favorites (“Wasted Time” and “On the Border”) has been the victim of procrastination. I can thank writer Jason Heller for his suggestions. I need to hunt these down on my tunes drive.

I’m also glad he shares my disdain for morons who hate the Eagles because The Big Lebowski told them to.

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Hello Alamo Lakeline!

lawgiverLast night we saw The Host (the Korean movie, not the flick written by the Twitard author) at the new and largest Alamo Drafthouse Theater on record. It’s only two miles north of the old Lake Creek. Now there’s 10 screens, easier tables to put your goodies on (lights under them helps keep people’s pesky phones “closed.”), a full bar and my favorite part…the entire lobby is decorated with Planet of the Apes posters with the lawgiver as the centerpiece! Alamo got a new statue made from the mold used to make the on shown in Battle for the Planet of the Apes.

Next up, getting Dana Gould who is a huge fan of the Apes franchise to come out,  decked out in his Dr. Zaius gear.

We will be back to attend a couple Joel Hodgson events for my upcoming birthday weekend. I really like this location despite it being on the border of North Reaganstan.

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RIP Mel Smith

He was best remembered in America as the albino assistant to Count Rugen in The Princess Bride but Mel was a bigger, more well-known talent in the UK. He often worked with Rowan Atkinson, directed movies (The Tall Guy with Jeff Goldblum) and produced comedy shows (Da Ali G Show is recognizable in both nations).

More can be found through the Guardian.

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Farewell Alamo Lake Creek

lakecreekToday is (or was) the last day for the Alamo Drafthouse’s third (or was it fourth) location in Austin. It was originally the first franchise, meaning it wasn’t owned/operated by Alamo’s founders Tim and Carrie League, so the menu had been slightly different.

This post isn’t sad news though. Tomorrow (Monday, July 22, 2013), the new Lakeline branch opens and it’s only two miles north of Lake Creek! It’s bigger (10 instead of seven theaters) and will have a larger, sit-down bar inside. Lakeline was also built from the ground up to Alamo standards, Lake Creek was a converted, failed Regal Cinema location known for being an easy gig if you worked at it in the Nineties. If I were the landlord of the strip mall, I’d be a tad worried since I doubt Hobby Lobby, Jason’s Deli or Pep Boys bring in much traffic.

I’m glad there will be no interruption too. The Ritz had a gap when the Original closed and South Lamar remains under construction as Austin’s south side is being gentrified (a polite word synonymous with “ruining a good thing”).

There were awesome memories at this location:

  • Princess Bride Feast/Quote-along for Valentine’s Day 2012
  • This is Spinal Tap Quote-along on 11-11-11
  • Clue Quote-along in costume this Spring (a belated story)
  • So I Married an Axe-Murderer and Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion Quote-alongs which were new, Nineties-based attempts to expand the Quote-along canon
  • Several Apple functions, namely team-building
  • It was often the easiest, quickest location to get to after work, just up 183

We’re already going to start having new, fantastic memories at Lakeline this week!

  • Seeing The Host in a couple days. This is a Korean Horror moving, not the flick by Twitard author Stephanie Meyer. I owed Somara for The Way, Way Back.
  • Attending a couple special events with MST3K creator and stand-up comedian Joel Hodgson for my 45th birthday!

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The Way, Way Back: Worth Seeing

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The majority of coming-of-age movies are either really great because they nail the emotional element about the transition, or they’re incredibly lame, contrived, cliché and are a marketing vehicle for Disney’s latest tweener slave. Fortunately, Way is in the former category for me. I agree with the naysayers about how it treads on well-worn turf but the emotional sincerity is there thanks to the cast’s performance. For my money, this is a major reason why I love these movies and dislike the popcorn crap Hollywood cranks out every Summer. Besides, these stories will continue to happen in real life until there’s a cure for teenagers.

I’ll break with my pattern and give a quick premise since I doubt there were many trailers shown to plug Way.

Duncan is a 14-year-old boy stuck spending Summer vacation in New England with his mother, her douchebag boyfriend Trent and the Trent’s teenage daughter Stephanie. Being at a moody, fragile age plus still feeling the sting of his parents’ recent divorce, Duncan wanders around town in order to avoid Trent. Inevitably he is befriended by Owen, the manager of the local water park. Afterwards Duncan has that magical Summer many have or wish they did. It isn’t anything on par with CaddyshackSuperbad and the John Hughes catalog. Way is more subtle, like an updated, darker version of The Flamingo Kid (a movie often referred to by other reviews). To me it also has the additional undertones of Firstborn.

The acting is what cinched it. Liam James nails the whole awkward-teenage-boy vibe. He looks downward while walking. He would rather be alone. He hates Trent and wants to live with his father in San Diego. His conversation skills need serious work, especially when the cute girl from next door, Susana, is trying to break the ice. Steve Carell has the correct level of passive-aggressiveness down pat as Trent, the jerk boyfriend who openly bullies Duncan yet claims he is trying to do what’s best. Sam Rockwell’s Owen as the mythical older adult buddy/mentor brings the humorous moments coaxing Duncan out of his funk/shell. Owen does have a serious conversation or two, it wouldn’t be a coming-of-age film if he didn’t.

Nothing is really gained spending the money on Way in a theater but I highly recommend checking this out when it arrives on DVD, cable, streaming, etc. It was a nice palette cleanser from 2013’s rather disappointing tent-pole barrage.

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NHL re-alignment is done

On the upside, at least they got everything worked out to let the NHL players participate in the Olympics. Since the Winter Games will be in Russia, Canada won’t receive a mulligan this time, namely the whiney Cindy Crosby.

Now to the elephant in the room, the re-alignment. I’m surprised they went with and succeeded in having “un-balanced” conferences. The trend in the other three major sports  is to spread them all out into equal numbers per division and conference. It’s how the Houston Astros got screwed into the American League; Selig should’ve put Milwaukee back there. I’m wondering how Bettman got the Western Conference owners to agree to letting Detroit join the Eastern Conference. Many of the crappy teams get butts in seats when the Red Wings come to town. Do they think the Blackhawks will really last? Hell, the Wirtz family is breathing a sigh of relief since the only probable challenges they’ll face now will be a rebuilt Dallas Stars and maybe Colorado Avalanche.

Getting Detroit into my conference is awesome. I figure the “strings attached” was Columbus coming along. In the long run, I think the Blue Jackets will get better for a couple reasons: less jet lag, sometimes a change of “scenery” helps and they’ll be in a more competitive conference. One could argue it made no difference for the Southleast teams but remember they were all huddled into their own division too.

I do take issue with the names. Metropolitan? Columbus and Raleigh are hardly metropolises let alone real cities. Atlantic? Nice, given how far away Toronto, Detroit and Buffalo are from the ocean. Same goes for the Pacific. Screw the fair-weathered hockey watchers, bring back the cool names: Prince of Wales, Calder and Norris.

The season will start near the end of our upcoming Vegas trip. Getting my futures bet on Philly to take the Cup should be under the wire. Given their terrible half-season, the only way Chicago could succeed since that team couldn’t endure a true 82-game run, I figure the sportsbook will be at least 30-1 against on my BSBs succeeding.

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Tests came back positive and I am vindicated!

I had my blood drawn and whizzed in a jar a couple weeks ago because it had been over 90 days since the physical. If you recall, both contained bad trends: possible kidney failure and type two diabetes. The latter I figured was unlikely, I had been sick pretty often last Winter.

Yesterday I finally received the outcome. Everything came back normal plus the glucose (after fasting) was 82!

I knew eating less, running practically every day (currently, I have run at least two miles for 53 days in a row) and drinking unsweet tea or water at every opportunity would pan out. That and finally getting well. I had a feeling my insulin was high due to illness.

Now to keep pressing forward toward getting my weight under 200 this year while I try to stay well, avoid using any sick time.

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In honor of Machete

swedishmurdermachineSomara’s favorite psycho-bodyguard-mulletheaded-Led Zeppelin fan gets the mash-up treatment. I never noticed the cigarette part immediately.

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A ‘thank-you’ card from Lucas G

lucascartoonThe Star Wars-based goodies we sent to Switzerland for the little dude’s fifth birthday was a hit. Lucas drew a picture to let us know how much he loved the Lego Star Wars sticker book, Ray Park autograph and Darth Maul watch (which came with a little Lego figure of the Sith warrior everybody loved in Phantom). What I enjoyed was the envelope addressed to Somara and me in French, I guess this is Lucas’ default language when he writes at school.

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Googly-eye vandalism at Waterloo Records

googlyeyessingerA coworker said it best about this modification, the eyes give the picture a Terry Gilliam-esque quality. So we’re going to find a way to animate the mouth, make something funny.

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RIP Dennis Burkley and Victor Lundin

Not exactly household names but the former was easily recognizable as the voice of Principal Moss on King of the Hill. When I saw his picture on the New York Times, I immediately knew he was the co-star of the Sanford & Son revival in the late Seventies. I’m glad the cartoon gig got him the opportunity to play more than rednecks and bikers.

Victor’s fame comes from being the first Klingon on Star Trek ever seen. I too always figured this geeky milestone belonged to Jon Colicos. Alas no, Victor was the officer who introduces Kor to the Organians, Spock and Kirk.

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1983: Thirty years of Nintendo consoles

Monday (July 15) was the anniversary of the Japanese company’s first system, the Famicon or NES. Its release in the US was crippled by the videogame crash that took place after a flood of crappy Atari games. Arcades weren’t seriously affected, mainly home systems.

Buzzfeed has a list of what they consider Nintendo’s biggest hits on a year-by-year basis.

I think this transcript from On the Media is more interesting. It covers how Nintendo endured during the crash and pulled the home-console market out of the ashes. I remember those years in the late Eighties quite well. The NES dominated. Consoles have never receded from households yet.

If you had the NES, not SNES or any of the others which followed, what was your favorite game? I have to go with Super Mario Brothers 2. My girlfriend Carrie got it for me as a 21st birthday present. The game was really different from many others at the time. No score, each character had his/her own strengths/weaknesses and worked more like a story and puzzle. I feel it was the beginning of the really compelling narrative-based games we have today such as Tomb Raider, Far Cry, etc. SMB2 was linear but it was just as immersive or maybe the more accurate word is addictive.

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Pacific Rim: Worth Seeing!

pacrimFinally! A Summer 2013 movie that isn’t a sequel, was actually rendered in 3-D (not converted) and didn’t suck! The comparisons to Transformers or Japanese Anime are grossly misinformed. Pacific is our fantasy response to Godzilla-like attacks if we didn’t have a giant monster on our side.

I  have just two serious complaints. Number one: The acting is rather melodramatic but nobody really cares…the jaeger v. kaiju (robot v. monster) fights are the stars. Number two: It seems the kaiju only want to attack when it’s raining and/or dark. Two actors’ performances do stand out: Charlie Day brings the manic energy of his trademark character Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia as a kaiju-obsessed scientist; Ron Perlman brings levity as a black-market operator in Hong Kong.

There are a few ridiculous plot holes too. My favorite is the world’s governments deciding to construct walls around the population centers to keep the kaiju out because it’s cheaper than building new jaegers and/or training pilots. Never mind how giant walls failed to keep East Germans contained or Mongols and Mexicans out. Imagine the results when 250-foot monsters with acidic blood come a knocking.

Catch this in a theater. The immensity Pacific gives will be immediately lost on even the best big-screen TV. It’s also safe to take young children to see. There’s no blood ‘n gore violence, mostly impossible stuff.

Alamo Extras: I missed out here due to my failure to tell some friends what the exact time the movie’s start was. Being a decent person, I waited in the lobby to give them their tickets. I liked Pacific enough I will probably catch it again at the soon-to-be open Lakeline Alamo.

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Rugrats and Hey Arnold are really grown up

The Guardian got my attention with this little bit about the beloved Nineties Nick characters as young adults. The original site takes a while to sift through because it’s tumblr (clunkier than FaceBook if that were possible). If you have time to kill, Mrs. Pille’s stuff is filled with treats: Adventure Time, Star Trek, Recess and Kiki’s Delivery Service.

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Don’t count on this driver having insurance

chaoticevilIn my experience with how gamers behave, the correct alignment would be Chaotic Neutral when it comes to certain players doing dick moves. Jeremy has the better name for it…Chaotic Asshole. Seems to fit the high-profile LibTards: freedom, freedom, freedom except when it comes to reproductive rights.

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