The Molly Fund is a go

This is a drawing Cindy

For those readers who managed to slog through the majority of my 4000-plus word piece over Molly’s departure, I mentioned possibly doing a memorial fund in her honor. This morning I discussed the details with White Rock’s accountant and starting next January, the Molly Fund will go live. It will center around helping other people pay the medical bills for getting their cats spayed/neutered since it was the impetus of Molly’s abandonment. Plus the feral cat population in America is troublesome.

I also want to thank Gus for providing the artwork, it will be used in the details about the fund when people need help. All I ask is just to a list of names that were helped, maybe a picture. Getting a statement will be a given.

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Gorillaz Chucks

I like a couple songs by this band but I’m a bigger fan of the artist, I think used to do some Tank Girl stuff. When Journeys had these on these on sale/clearance, I went ahead and added them to my collection which now stands at 88 pairs.

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RIP George McGovern

His failed bid to unseat Tricky Dick happened when I was four yet it’s about the only thing the man is remembered for. Never mind his WWII record, his opposition to the Vietnam War (amongst many) and involvement with anti-hunger programs. Hard to believe this guy was from South Dakota with such a background. Today it’s more well-known for being a state filled with hateful GOP drones; you could call it the Oklahoma of the Great Plains alongside North Dakota.

From all the literature and hindsight regarding the 1972 campaign, McGovern could’ve won if it weren’t for the Watergate burglary, Tricky Dick’s racist Southern Strategy (which continues to this day for the GOP), people’s freak out over his veep Thomas Eagleton’s issues with depression and the rise of Idiot America. He managed to return to the Senate in 1974 but was unseated in 1980; there’s Idiot America again believing in St. Reagan’s Red Dawn scenarios. At least McGovern became part of the good Democratic tradition by working toward causes near his heart, promoting peace and fighting hunger unlike nouveau riche sleazebag Sarah Palin who does anything to get attention.

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Happy Fifth Anniversary Nancy & Jose

Our friends tied the knot back in Orlando on this day five years ago…it was on a Saturday then too! Awesome because we turned this wedding into a mini-vacation, I can’t remember why we didn’t go on a formal vacation anyway.

The weather in Central Florida was muggy but slightly warmer, nicer than when we left Austin. Warm enough to use the hotel’s pool. The flight sucked which is why I didn’t have to convince Somara too hard into having dinner at a nearby Black Angus. Actually, I had never heard of this place until the Patton Oswalt schtick.

Nancy and Jose had a nice ceremony. Contrary to what Christians believe, Atheists don’t spontaneously combust when entering churches…or temples, mosques and synagogues. The reception was quite a shindig. I think it was pretty large compared to past weddings, then again, I don’t take a census. All weddings were big compared to ours.

Now they live in Dallas, so much for escaping the hot, sticky weather.

Wish them well and congratulations.

We sent them an Alamo Drafthouse gift card to use when the new franchise in Dallas goes online next Spring. The traditional gift was supposed to be wood. I went with a syllogism (I think) to rationalize Alamo. Wood becomes pulp, pulp makes paper, paper is used to make movie tickets, movie tickets are working toward the 21st century!

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Garbage

Shirley and Butch. Photo courtesy of Nathan Malone.

Last week I got to attend the sold-out Garbage concert at La Zona Rosa. They were supposed to play this Spring for Record Store Day but co-founder Duke had a personal emergency causing them to reschedule. Lucky me because I pounced on the opportunity for a new run of tickets this Summer.

Yes, yes, they’re still together. A common refrain I hear. Let me give a quick history. After their fourth album 2005’s Bleed Like Me, a rather mediocre record, especially after the high standards they set with the first two, the quartet took a few years off. Maybe they’d reunite or call it quits. I think they all knew things were getting stale. My hopes were high with the single “Tell Me Where It Hurts” for the obligatory greatest hits compilation around 2007; the band got its mojo back. Alas, a new album remained on hiatus until this Spring mostly due to Shirley getting acting gigs, remember the short-lived Terminator prequel show on Fox?

How were they in concert? Spot on. I saw them in 1998 during the Version 2.0 days. Musically it was great despite almost getting my ribs broken by a flock of assholes. Now those same assholes are approaching middle age like me so they were less rowdy. Too bad they’ve become 10 times ruder through their cell phones glaring all night, recording and/or constantly taking pictures. Now the nice gentleman who gave me permission for what I have up there appears to have had some manners and restraint, the bulk of what he took appears pretty concentrated during a couple numbers and the encore. More can be seen on his Flickr page.

I want to return to how Garbage remains a good live act.

Shirley has maintained her stage presence, the audience was entranced. Butch, Steve and Duke continue to be great musicians. Steve and Duke impressively juggle playing their guitars with keyboard setups. Eric (Avery) was there too as the bassist. They performed a nice mix of the new stuff with their hits. I was surprised they didn’t do “Beloved Freak” since I think it’s a current or upcoming single after “Blood for Poppies.” Someone posted the setlist here. I agree with it. They continue to rock the house with live versions of “Only Happy When it Rains” and “Push It.” I’m only bummed over “Temptation Waits” and/or “When I Grow Up” being missing.

Opening for Garbage was Screaming Females. Definitely more than the group’s name. The lead singer’s voice was like nails on a chalkboard. They join my short list of really awful bands I hope I never see again: Frente, the Murmurs and Eight Seconds. Maybe I’ll be wrong and they’ll evolve into PJ Harvey when she made good records such as To Bring You My Love and Tales From the City, Tales From the Sea.

I wish I could recommend catching Garbage on tour but Austin was the finale on their North American swing. Currently they’re in South America rocking below the equator. Meanwhile, check out the new album or reminisce with Garbage and Version 2.0. Play the other tracks that 101X doesn’t play every few hours between the same Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana and Soundgarden songs.

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1987: Black Monday

It’s a good thing I spent the energy to check out The Economist today or else I would’ve missed this scary landmark I recall clearly in college. Besides their Thurston Howell III manner of talking crap about labor rights, I found it comical the publication chose a picture showing people trying to figure things out by reading the New York Post, a standard Murdoch noise machine.

Anyway, the Stock Market took a 22-23 percent nose dive. Something around a few hundred points. I didn’t find out until that evening since I was rather self-absorbed in classes, chasing ladies and we managed to hit a Monday-night drinking special.  I do remember being pretty worried. I called my father the next day because he was working for a bank in San Diego. Dad seemed rather unconcerned. ABC tried to prevent panic through a presentation days later with help from the Muppets. Other pundits explained how it wasn’t a big deal due to inflation, SEC regulation and margins require more money put down than the legendary 10 percent you read about in history textbooks.

Most of this panned out in the short term, especially when Mark Russell (a PBS-based political comedian) made jokes about what the Reagan Flak Machine labelled a “correction” in the market. The bottom didn’t fall out immediately as it did in 1929 with Black Tuesday. It just worked its way into a Recession as Reagan’s second term wound down. Anything to keep people distracted from the illegal things this administration was doing against Nicaragua and Iran.

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Happy birthday to little e

The first and oldest daughter of our friends Kelly and Ethan celebrates her fifth birthday. Tonight will be a big celebration with the parents. We sent Evie (her actual name) a card but it was no ordinary card, it’s a pseudo-interactive card. Music/Speaking cards are cool yet they’re one-trick ponies. Somara found a card with a Jazz troupe playing a groove with five buttons to carry out solos: guitar, bass, scatting/vocals, drums and trumpet. Thus, it’s part card and part toy!

I’m more excited about the cooler gift we bought Evie for Christmas.

Anyway, she is definitely her father’s kid. A couple years ago the three of us went to dinner. Before the festivities started, we met up in a parking lot with Tom and Alaire, Ethan’s parents/Evie’s grandparents. Ethan had to talk to his parents separately, leaving me with Evie. I decided to strike up a conversation with the young lady to pass the time.

Me: So Evie, how’s it going? Did you have fun with your grandparents?
Little e: (sarcasm) Steve. It’s just dinner.

I should’ve checked for cameras to make sure I wasn’t trapped in a typical SitCom, you know the kind, the one in which children are smarter than adults and make zingers.

Happy Birthday kiddo! Hope to see you in Austin later this year, I owe you a comedic moment back.

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Overdue justice for adult male fans of the PPG!

Three cheers for Hot Topic! Sure I chuckle and agree it’s the store for Mall Goths but the place is stocked with numerous other genres/items I dig. Give the place a few minutes, you’ll find something cool amidst the ICP and Cookie Monster Metal crap. It’s primarily the joint to get Cartoon Network goodies. With this month being the network’s 20th anniversary, I’m guessing they’re letting items from their numerous hits be re-issued. I don’t recall the Powerpuff Girls ever having clothing for adult dudes at the now gone WB Stores. Maybe I didn’t look hard enough.

No matter, I scored a shirt of them in my size and I’m thrilled. Buttercup, the tough one, is my fave. I was a minor hit at the Garbage concert wearing it.

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Italian #18: Giuseppe Garibaldi

This year’s celebration of Italian heritage is off to a slow start but I don’t think I’ll disappoint, what I may lack in quantity, I will nail in quality. At least two entries will have great relevance with current events. The other trick will be to deliver entries about people who are not in the easiest/laziest category…show business.

I’ll begin 2012 with the man who graces my header, Giusepe Garibaldi. While many people were involved in creating modern Italy, Garibaldi was the man of action making it happen. You could say he was part George Washington and part Simon Bolivar, just take away the stains of the Washington’s slave ownership and the Bolivar’s penchant for being a dictator.

After the Napoleonic Wars, you may recall there was a rising wave of nationalism sweeping Europe. This manifested itself as larger countries forming around the Central area. When I was in college, Germany got more attention and why not, in America Germans were the top European ethnic group to immigrate until 1900. Italy received some coverage but I would say the same motivation was behind Italy’s formation, a larger unified nation is harder for another Napoleon to conquer. Unlike future Germany, the various Italian kingdoms, republics and city-states were dominated by outside powers: Spain, Austria and France plus the UK wasn’t a friend to an Italian state.

Garibaldi was born in Nice (a French city these days) on July 4, 1807. At the time, his home belonged to the Kingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia. Nice being a coastal place, he grew up learning to become a fisherman. As a young man he was influenced by the father of Italian nationalism Giuseppe Mazzini so he got involved with a republican uprising in 1834 (meaning an overthrow of the monarchy, not the racist, regressive American political party). The rebellion failed (remember rebellions are failed revolutions) and he was sentenced to death. Obviously Garibaldi escaped such a grisly fate by fleeing to South America.

My Marquette history teaching assistant (Larry Woods III) told the class a funny anecdote about Garibaldi’s arrival in Argentina or Brazil. Shortly after disembarking from the ship, he spotted Ana Ribero da Silva (aka Anita), the woman who would become his first wife. He ran up to her and said, “Marry me! You must be mine!” Startled, impressed or both, Anita said yes despite already being married. It’s amusing yet not verifiable. Maybe I should find a definitive book on the guy, I don’t put much stock in Wikipedia on politics or history versus a PhD candidate I knew.

During his years in South America, Garibaldi honed his military/leadership skills by learning how to be a horseman or gaucho from Anita, joining a rebellion in Brazil and eventually commanding the Uruguayan navy in its war with Argentina. The former lifestyle and training is when he picked up his signature red shirt and pants.

Thanks to his success in Uruguay, Garibaldi and Anita were invited back to Europe to participate in the numerous fights happening around 1848; these events were the crux for Marx and Engels to write The Communist Manifesto. King Charles Albert of Sardinia (not very Italian sounding) willingly accepted Garibaldi’s services, experience and leadership in the numerous battles to come, the monarch just didn’t trust the revolutionary. It’s easy to say, the king used Garibaldi out of convenience.

The victories came to end with the defense of Rome in 1850. Several years earlier, the more liberal Pius XI was elected and through his sympathetic actions toward unification, Austria and France decided to topple the papal regime. As outside forces were on their way to invade, Mazzini convinced Garibaldi to command the Roman resistance. Garibaldi accepted. The French defeated him yet he was allowed to withdraw his troops under a truce. I think Garibaldi received lousy follow-up terms because he still had to flee north while being pursued by French, Austrian, Spanish and Neapolitan soldiers. To add to his grief, Anita died along the way, somewhere near Comacchio.

Forced to flee again, he went to New York. There he lived amongst other exiles and worked in a candle factory. Afterwards Garibaldi traveled by ship around the Pacific. This was from 1850 to 1854.

He went back to the Italian peninsula in 1854 due to his brother’s death and I suppose the powers who wanted him dead/arrested lost interest or figured he was harmless. Garibaldi bought part of an island and took up farming.

Five years later, a new conflict erupted between Austria and Sardinia. Garibaldi was recruited by the Sardinian forces as a major general to lead a volunteer force called the Hunters of the Alps. He had numerous victories but his allies gave his hometown (Nice) to the French in exchange for assistance. Garibaldi was pissed. Throughout the remainder of his days, he agitated for Nice’s return to the Italian fold.

1860 was off to a rough start. Garibaldi married his second wife, 18-year old Giuseppina Raimondi. The marriage didn’t survive the day. After the ceremony, the bride confided to him she was already pregnant courtesy of another man. It’s not clear if Garibaldi got an annulment, a divorce (unlikely in the 19th Century) or just bailed. He did go off to fight another campaign and this one made him an international celebrity because he was incredibly successful. Many details are covered through a podcast from the Stuff You Missed in History Class, I recommend listening to it. The runtime is under 20 minutes. The link to it is here. Scrolled down to the one dated 3/10/10.

Here’s when Garibaldi intersects with current events. Right now, America is in the midst of remembering (sometimes reliving) the sesquicentennial of its Civil War. Depending upon the source, either Garibaldi was recruited by President Abraham Lincoln to help lead the American Army against the Confederacy as per this NY Times piece. Or he offered. If you’ve followed the legendary Ken Burns’ documentary and/or read the staggering amount of literature covering the conflict, Lincoln’s generals were inept especially McLellan; this would change when Sherman and Grant got promoted. Lincoln needed to end the war quickly as discontent grew at home and his political rivals, including McLellan who run against him in 1864, began to circle like vultures. It wasn’t meant to be. Lincoln couldn’t agree to Garibaldi’s conditions: make him General of the Army and take the position of abolishing slavery. Keep in mind on the latter, Lincoln was in a precarious spot during the war’s early days and there were four (then five) slave-owning agricultural states on America’s side. When Lincoln did find the legal argument in order to issue his Emancipation Proclamation, Garibaldi congratulated the president in a letter stating:

“Posterity will call you the great emancipator, a more enviable title than any crown could be, and greater than any merely mundane treasure.”

Back to Italy.

The numerous battles starting in 1860 eventually led to Italy’s unification and the area becoming mostly the nation we recognize today in 1861. There were a couple exceptions, the papacy refused to be part of it; this was worked out generations later; and I think borders have changed slightly after the wars which followed.

Garibaldi continued to take up arms through the remainder of the 1860s and early 1870s: annexing Rome, allying with Prussia against Austria-Hungary but against Prussia in the Franco-Prussian War. His reason on the latter, France was a republic.

Garibaldi kept busy during peacetime by returning to the island he bought, helping with land reclamation, being a member of Italy’s parliament and founding the League of Democracy. He probably started the “radical” organization to counter accusations over how the less-republican powers running Italy proved The Who’s old adage, meet the new boss, same as the old boss. The League advocated universal suffrage (Italy had pseudo slavery in Sicily), the abolishment of Church property, emancipation for women (not sure if this is the same as equality) and a standing army, probably to prevent old rivals from breaking the nation back up.

At 73 he married his third and last wife Francesca Armosino. They already had three kids, I guess Garibaldi wanted to make it official and/or wife number two was confirmed to be deceased.

Garibaldi passed away two years later in 1882. Contrary to his wishes for a simple funeral and cremation, he received a national hero’s ceremony. I know the cremation part was ignored because the Catholic Church forbade it then; nowadays it’s allowed under the condition all the ashes are stored/dumped in one location.

Until recently Garibaldi was buried near his farm alongside Francesca and a few of his children. This year his descendants had his remains exhumed for DNA testing to confirm it’s his corpse in the grave. After the results are revealed, a debate will be expected on whether or not his last wish will be granted.

Garibaldi’s legacy is predominantly positive since he tended to fight on the morally better side despite the compromises he made over Mazzini’s objections. Italy isn’t in great shape today, especially after Berlosconi raped their economy and ratcheted up the nativism/racism but the nation he helped form has beaten some nasty odds. After WWII, the allies bickered over the country’s fate. America prevailed though by letting the Italian people hold a plebiscite on which kind of government they wanted instead of carving them up like Germany. Italy voted for the democracy it has today. It may be weird and dysfunctional by our standards yet its theirs. Garibaldi would’ve approved since the UK wanted to impose a constitutional monarchy.

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Looper: Worth Seeing

Time travel movies rock! I may have only a high-school-level understanding of Temporal Physics but I’m fascinated by the arguments Sci-Fi movies raise: is Time/History set in stone as per The Planet of the Apes pentalogy (the original Sixties/Seventies films, not the remakes), Timeline, Time After Time and Twelve Monkeys…or is it fluid, subject to change as per Back to the Future, Timecop and The Sound of Thunder (the story, not the awful movie)? Maybe it doesn’t matter like The Terminator and Time Bandits. I won’t spoil Looper though, you have to see which approach(es) is taken.

I had been seeing the trailers since The Dark Knight Rises as part of the Joseph Gordon-Levitt barrage. My reservation was Bruce Willis, I can’t stand him. He has been in several favorites in the past yet casting him seemed arbitrary in The Fifth Element (another actor would’ve been better) and Twelve Monkeys. Unlike Ah-hold, Willis is rather generic to me, other than his smarmy demeanor, there isn’t anything particularly distinctive about his acting to me. Admittedly, I’ve never seen any Die Hard flicks neither, I just don’t see the point, his off-camera assholery is another reason I tune him out. Then more reviews and press started to roll in, mostly positive. I put aside my dislike of Bruce to help Joseph, he was pretty clever in Twelve Things I Hate About You.

I’m not ruining anything here thanks to the numerous trailers.

Sometime in the 21st Century, time travel is figured out and quickly made illegal. Organized crime still has access to the means so its enemies/rivals/whoever are transported back in time where a specialized assassin called a looper is waiting to execute the target. Why go through all this trouble? In the latter half of 21st Century, it’s impossible to dispose of a corpse without the authorities finding it and identifying the victim. Thus, send the mark back to the days before such means existed.

Joe makes a pretty lucrative living as a looper, especially in light of how crappy the near future has panned out to be in 2044 AD; rampant homelessness, squalor, crumbling infrastructure, roaming gangs, etc. Until the person he has to kill is his future self and he fails. If he didn’t, it would be a short movie. Plus there’s an element of deja vu for those familiar with Twelve Monkeys.

From there Looper turns into an Action movie since the SciFi is low-key, low-tech and more of a philosophical debate. I didn’t mind, the latter aspect is what intrigued me. Who doesn’t ponder what a conversation would be like between you and your younger/older self? What do you talk about? Do you spoil the future for the younger version? Do you fight like hell to prevent the outcome you know did/will/could happen? Can you stop it or were you instrumental in it? Trust me, Looper answers the questions through Joe and Older Joe’s actions.

Besides Gordon-Levitt, Jeff Daniels did a great job as the Outfit’s representative from the future. He’s menacing without being violent or creepy like Christopher Walken. He also gets to be funny, you have to see it to hear his best joke.

There are some extraneous McGuffins. My friend Lester saids, SciFi and Fantasy movies should only receive one to be plausible. Looper has at least two that I felt were rather telegraphed at a key point. This doesn’t ruin the movie but you know they will be used at critical moments.

In an era in which Hollywood pushes for flashy, extravagant and flashy, Looper is a well-done Low-Fi/Sci-Fi film. It will live on as a key member of the Essential Library of Time Travel Movies.

I wish I could remember what Alamo showed before the movie in the pre-show. I’m certain it wasn’t anything dealing with time travel, probably some generic stuff from the Thirties I saw at another quote-along.

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Possible planet found at Alpha Centauri

Amid the ballyhoo over last night’s binders and the catchphrases it may have generated, better news was announced…a probable planet orbiting the solar system closest to us. With all these past exoplanet discoveries, I kept wondering, “When are they going to figure out our neighbors!? All these other candidates not just suck, they’re dozens, hundreds of light years away.” The most detailed story I read was in The Economist, I was shocked the author couldn’t find a way to give the political left a backhanded compliment in the process because NASA proposed mostly through Democratic administrations until Reagan found a way to weaponize space.

I wouldn’t save up to buy extraterrestrial real estate yet. The candidate orbits the Alpha Centauri B which is a K1 V star, not quite our sun, and is tidally locked to show one side and orbits over three and a half days. At that distance, one hemisphere is pretty baked. There is a silver lining. The planet is almost as massive as Earth, thus making this exoplanet the smallest ever found.

On to finding even smaller exoplanets, additional ones in the system and most importantly, a good earth-like candidate in the goldilocks zone. Here’s the biggest qualifier…orbiting Alpha Centauri A, a G2 V like our Sun yet 110 percent the mass. I wouldn’t fear B interfering too much, the gap between the binary stars averages around 25 AU (25 times the distance the Earth is from the Sun). However over the 80-year cycle, B and A get as close at 10 AU so it could play havoc on both stars’ worlds.

Another discovery, according to a piece from io9.com, I didn’t know Avatar‘s Pandora was in Alpha Centauri. I never gave it much thought where exactly the planet/moon was, Cameron didn’t many details about the trip from Earth.

Onward toward finding another Class M planet! We’ve found over 800 in 20 years, I’m confident we’ll discover something before my lifetime has completed. I only wished to live long enough to go there since scientists are seriously working on FTL travel.

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NHL lockout might be over

The owners made a more plausible offer it seems to the players. Only time, a vote and the NHLPA’s leader will tell.

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Stars remain undefeated

Last year’s home opener and 7-0 spanking of the OKC Barons was pretty cool. Tonight’s home opener was way more exciting.

Firstly, they were behind most of the night. The Charlotte Checkers (more like Crosscheckers with their constant hits from behind) kept scoring first or pulling ahead, never mind the Stars outshooting the visitors by 20 percent.

Then with a few minutes to go, (relatively) newbie Cody Eakin nailed a shorthanded goal to tie it all up at three each. Phew! Everybody also got a Raising Cane’s coupon for a free wings meal! Yes. I dig that joint.

The clock ran down forcing five minutes of four-on-four action. Inconclusive.

Either way, I was cool with the outcome because the Stars get at least one point and both teams would be undefeated in regulation. They kept everybody on the edge of their seat by winning in nine rounds.

On to next Saturday against the Aeros! C’mon six points.

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Who defaced Mt. Rushmore best?

An interesting musing from the crew at io9.com but too many entries put to the vote. It is the author’s article so she should’ve weeded out the weaker and more obscure choices (Judge Dredd, old comic books and kid shows). I went with Superman II despite this being absent from the superior Richard Donner cut. You’re free to vote and share it here, I’m mainly curious.

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Happy Birthday Helen

My card arrived on time which was a relief. Thanks to some good planning whenever iTunes cards are discounted at HEB, I had something to throw in.

Looking back, it’s hard to believe Helen is the person I’ve known the longest from Marquette; we met in CoPA 001. How could I forget her too! Helen had short hair, one of those Eighties sweaters, not the Cosby kind, I think it was something called a shaker-knit, I had a couple. In many ways Helen was the embodiment of the better fashions of the mid Eighties yet not exaggerated or cartoony. More importantly, her personality stood out in the class alongside this rather vulgar-sounding classmate named Courtney. Maybe vulgar is extreme but the poor young lady had already developed that smoker’s voice associated with Lucille Ball. Rather gross and unattractive on top of some other unsavory things I recall Courtney saying.

Let’s talk about Helen though.

Around this time 25 years ago, we were buildingmates in Tower Hall, the more adult sophomore dorm at Marquette. Schroeder was where idiots who enjoyed vandalism more went. I was more obsessed with having a private bathroom. Taking a shower at McCormick was the equivalent going to the gym nowadays, you practically had to schedule it. I was the 14th floor, Paul on the 11th and Helen on the third. I’m not exactly sure why we hung out, we didn’t have any classes together during that semester. My immediate guess would be continuity on top of Paul’s obsession with her. It worked out if you don’t know them, they’re married to each other.

For 2012 I searched the Web and my memory to find something I recall regarding Helen. Then it hit me, the old Kids in the Hall interstitials! These have a stronger, special meaning to us all because Helen always hated her name in college. She said it gave people the impression she was an old lady wearing orthopedic shoes. Once I told Helen her name was fine, I even had an Aunt Helen. She replied, “Was she old?” Sheepishly I had to say, “Umm, well yeah but she was good to me.” Why couldn’t have Helen Hunt and Helen Slater been more famous sooner to help my rebuttal! No, it was the Eighties, the best I could’ve come up with? Helen Reddy, Helen Hayes and Helen Keller!

So I shall close with the best “Thirty Helens Agree” bit due to the Helens explaining the merits of shoes. Meanwhile, drop her some nice wishes. I’m scheming over something for next year.

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