Nick Lowe

Opening up the evening with "Stoplight Roses"

A huge piece of music history visited Austin this week (May 8, 2012), well, Nick has graced us many times, I just finally got off my ass to see him after numerous missed opportunities. Nick Lowe is another musician/singer/producer I’ve followed since I was a little boy and the mere mention of his name is a litmus test. Either you receive a puzzled look or you see the other person’s eyes light up. When you explain the man’s past involvement in the bigger picture, then the former understand, thinking, “Oh, he’s a musician’s musician or a critic fave.” The comment could be seen as dismissive but Nick Lowe has contributed to the success of these acts: The Damned, The Pretenders, Elvis Costello and Squeeze; to scratch the surface. He was also married to Carlene Carter for some years, making him Johnny Cash’s step-son-in-law and/or June Carter’s son-in-law.

Music 101 lesson is over, you can read up about his long career in greater detail through allmusic.com or listen to recent podcasts he’s shown up on (Sound Opinions and Marc Maron’s WTF).

Nick hit the stage by himself first and did a couple songs. I only remembered “Stoplight Roses” which is on his current album The Old Magic. Then the band joined in for a mix of the new tracks and old favorites. Nick took a couple breaks to demonstrate that infamous wit I’ve heard many times in interviews, it’s also throughout his lyrics, listen intently to “Has She Got a Friend” and “Checkout Time. At 63, he’s still sharp. The key hits most people recognize were performed: “I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll)” and “Cruel to be Kind.” His most famous song, thanks to Elvis Costello making it a hit, “(What’s So Funny ’bout) Peace, Love and Understanding?” was saved for the end. Nick’s final encore will be permanently burned into my memory, just him and his guitar singing Costello’s “Alison.”

Seeing Nick Lowe brought some minor closure in life too. Twenty years ago, he was a member of Little Village, a supergroup of sorts, with John Hiatt, Ry Cooder and Jim Keltner. To promote their one-shot album, the quartet toured and Austin’s SXSW was a major stop. I had never heard of the annual showcase until then yet I was curious about everything as I tuned in for some snooty Chicago music critic’s take on WXRT. In short, the guy calling the radio station said Little Village didn’t live up to their hype. Maybe he would’ve changed his mind if he attended the Chicago appearance a pair of peripheral friends got to attend.

I can’t recommend seeing Nick Lowe in concert though. Austin was near the end of the tour which started around January. Should he kick off another leg in the near future, then go before he retires.

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Diane Franklin

A high-school dream come true! Well, one of many, but getting to meet the lady who played Monique from Better Off Dead last weekend was a huge thrill. I can put another checkmark on my Eighties Accomplishment List.

So Diane was in Austin as the guest of honor for the South Lamar Alamo Drafthouse’s Eighties double feature of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Better Off Dead. We only attended the latter since Somara and I have a personal connection to this movie. Personally, it’s an honorary John Hughes flick despite the very talented Savage Steve Holland being the author and director.

As per Alamo tradition, there were appropriate trailers before the main feature. Both were other movies Diane starred in: Terrorvision and the red-band version version for The Last American Virgin. Sadly the Better we watched was the DVD because the film’s current owners LOST the only 35mm print in circulation. This didn’t ruin my enjoyment, Diane was my primary incentive. It’s still funny too…two dollars!

After the movie, Diane took questions, promoted her book (I hope to score a copy on Amazon), asked people to be her friend on FaceBook (why not!) and thanked everyone for coming to see the movie on a Sunday evening. What did we learn:

  • Her married name is De Laurentis, but it’s a faction that broke off from the famous movie producers. Film making is in her daughter’s blood though.
  • She doesn’t know why John Cusack hates Better yet he agreed to let Diane use a couple pictures of him for the book.
  • She remembers kissing John but not Keanu.
  • Holland did request her to audition due to Virgin. Diane was originally called in for Beth. She convinced Holland to give her Monique instead due it being a better role. The lady is smart.
  • Contrary to the movie’s longevity and beloved status, most critics hated Better when it was released. I always thought it was a modest hit.
  • Diane can ski. Stunt doubles were used for liability reasons.
  • She got to keep the Monique’s signature coat and hat when principal filming was completed. Diane lets you wear it in the photo if you wish. I passed. I like her the way she is and I feared my girth could damage the treasured props.

When I did get my personal face time, I asked Diane about how the accent for Monique. Did she already know French, go study French or Holland said, imitate French people. Diane’s answer: she had recently completed a movie as a French person, loves doing accents and studied French in school. Hence what’s on the autograph below. Another version of my question was asked, I just got mine in before the movie started!

What an evening! Normally I avoid attending anything fun on a “school night” should it start past 9 or 10 PM. Yet I would fight through al-Qeda to meet one of the babes (Diane’s choice word, not mine) of my formative years. The next time Alamo wants to show this movie, I’ll see if they’re interested in borrowing my copy of the soundtrack which features songs from EG Daily, Terri Nunn and Rupert Hine. Can’t get it on iTunes!

Click on it to see this in greater detail

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A thank-you gift from Princess…eww!

Princess presenting her token of appreciation at my feet

Did I get a rude surprise this morning when I went outside to feed and check up on the backyard kittens, they go to the vet tomorrow to make sure they’re progressing.

Normally Princess (their mother) is around in the morning to join in breakfast so when she started cooing, I figured she was trying to find one of her children or demonstrating concern because I was petting my favorite…Panthra. When I looked down, Princess was dragging over a bluejay she killed. Cats always have a funny way of showing their gratitude. I only wished she killed a pest bird such as a grackle, starling or mockingbird. I hate pigeons too yet their horribly diseased.

At least the poor bird didn't suffer long from the looks of it

I promptly put the corpse in a bag and disposed of bird, trying to trick Princess into thinking I enjoyed it.

I would’ve preferred Princess giving litter box demonstrations to Leona, Panthra, Tigra and Lynx-o.

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The ¡One Amigo!

Last night, I went to the Alamo Ritz’s Quote-along of the ¡Three Amigos! with all you-can-eat tacos!

The MC went to Lucy in Disguise, South Austin’s best costume shop, to get into the spirit of the film. His outfit was so awesome, I had to get a picture with him.

Maybe I should audition for Alamo to be host! I could totally get into this despite my age and not growing up a cool kid.

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Happy (belated) Birthday to Kris & Jeremy

I was a little too swamped to thank the lady who helped save my life and boosted my career. I think I caught her online briefly to say “Hey” from the train’s WiFi on Tuesday evening. Maybe I can do something nice for Kris over the weekend.

Today’s involves a little more celebrating, it’s Jeremy’s birthday. We’ve kind of celebrating it off/on/piecemeal over a couple weeks. Well, that’s the way I see it since my gift was a ticket to the Adventure Time Marathon/Feast at Alamo South Lamar. Tonight we’re going to a screening of The Three Amigos, a rather mediocre Eighties comedy starring Chevy Chase (not funny), Martin Short and Steve Martin; also written by Randy Newman. However, there will be all-you-can-eat tacos (giving me two cheat days this week) and it is a quote-along; Alamo tends to do a good job with the fun props.

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Flyers are out, I now am backing the Kings

Philly detractors can go ahead and spread their hate, blah blah blah. Never mind that their teams were mostly defeated in the first round: ‘Hawks, Bruins and Pens. Canucks just decided to choke earlier this year. Don’t hold your breath with the Rangers neither, they aren’t due for another three decades if current trends hold.

Anyway, Philly making it to the second round was gravy in my opinion. Why? Last Summer the GM totally blew up the team’s core by trading team captain Richards and his buddy Carter. Everybody figured Holmgren would only ditch one them, let the other player take it as a warning to shape up. Instead the team was rebuilt around a new set of younger players. Getting this far exceeded expectations and continues Philly’s strong tradition; in their 45 years of existence, they’ve missed the playoffs just eight times. Pretty impressive compared to the “venerable” Chicago Blackhawks.

As for the Kings, I would credit their success indirectly to Philly because they have at least three ex-Flyers on the team: Richards (traded to them last Summer), Carter (had to go through the awful Bluejackets first) and Gagne.

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RIP: Maurice Sendak

Where The Wild Things Are was one of the first books I remember my mother giving me when I was learning to read. Sendak’s visual style, namely the monsters left an impression on me. The changed connotation of the term monster by Sesame Street definitely helped keep Sendak’s creations from being freaky.

Beyond Wild, I have a passing familiarity with a couple other books of his, namely another my brother borrowed from the Champaign public library. It was only memorable because someone jerk vandalized it.

Thanks Mr. Sendak, namely for helping me get started with reading since I ended up in the top reading class in Kindergarten and one grade ahead until St. Agnes.

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Cool time machine on the #1 tunes

Today’s first cool story courtesy of The Onion‘s AV Club is a link to this bitchin’ site that has sound clips of what were the hits during particular years. It starts from 1940 and runs up to the present. I think it’s only the songs which were the number one songs. I haven’t signed up for an Rdio account since I have enough stuff plus the selections are based upon Billboard‘s charts, those are a mixed lot.

I thought what were the hits in 1968 were terrible until I checked out what niece and nephew have…blech! Mostly (c)Rap music.

Check out your birthday, tell me what you got. I cheated by peeking over 1982 since there’s a ton of 30 year olds I know around Austin. No idea why.

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Backyard kitten update for the beginning of May

Besides their instinctually wrestling ability, they’re getting close to the litter box training stage which I hope to get them through. When their eyes change to green/yellow, I will schedule their first appointment with the vet and the Austin Humane Society. Fear not, kittens are always in demand.

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Happy Free Comic Book Day! Summer has started

The latest diorama from Rogues Gallery helper Nick! A rather amusing display of action figures waiting in queue to get their freebies.

I was there before the opening because the Honda dealership finished installing a new lock motor really early. Free Comic Book Day turned 10 this year and it’s definitely get around. Much like Record Store Day, there was a line to get in but many people were only there to get their five issues. Still, the celebration seems to be effective. I doubt they’d continue it if were harmful to the remaining, dedicated stores. Then again, Austin is weathering the storm better than others and our specialty places are run pretty well compared to others I’ve patronized over the decades.

Having a Marvel-based movie open on this weekend for the last few years doesn’t hurt.

What did I get? A Simpsons one for myself, Adventure Time for friends and the other three were based upon my Aggie nephews: Star Wars, Avengers and Spider-Man. I should’ve retrieved Somara to score the Betty & Veronica and Yo Gabba Gabba! books. Speaking of Archie comics, now the infamous red-haired womanizer is marrying Valerie of Jose & the Pussycats. Since Valerie started to play the bass over the tambourine, I guess it got her noticed by the Riverdale Cassanova.

This reminds me how I need to get cracking on part seven and beyond regarding how the DC reboot is going.

Enjoy whatever you find or re-discover. I myself consider FCBD the warm-up party to Summer. The season hasn’t officially begun until I see the first Event Movie of my choosing which isn’t The Avengers or a special screening of Better Off Dead with Diane Franklin in attendance, it will be Conan the Barbarian at the Summer of 1982 Fest.

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Fairly instant kittens, plant and add water!

Feral cats have much more in common with dogs than they do with their domestic cat cousins. For some weird reason, the quartet living on our porch prefer to wallow in dirt to stay cool than find shade. I’m sure they hide in dark places to avoid the daytime Austin sun which is getting brutal. This location explains why Leona (the white kitten) is always has some kind of filth in her fur.

Getting this picture required speed because they are out and about as soon as I’m spotted on the porch.

Any local takers to give Leona (white), Panthra (gray), Lynx-o (brown tabby, few stripes) or Tigra (brown tabby, many stripes) a home? I think they’ll be ready to go when their eyes change from blue to green/yellow.

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RIP Adam “MCA” Yauch

I hate to jump on the bandwagon because I personally could never get into the Beastie Boys’ material, namely…all of it. And please, don’t waste any electrons on trying to convince me I need to give Paul’s Boutique a chance. I don’t hear any “genius” in a giant cut and paste record, sorry, sampling extravaganza.

However, 25 years ago, Adam was one third of the biggest thing on Earth when I was a freshman at Marquette. Thanks to his band and Aerosmith, Rap music (the original name for Hip Hop) was now safe for White kids in the ‘burbs. The Beastie Boys managed to be the headliners for a huge show in Milwaukee of all places. You know you’ve arrived when you can practically sell out an arena in a large Midwestern city which has a reputation for being the land where John Bonham never died and Led Zeppelin still rules the airwaves. Translation? If it wasn’t Classic Rock (Van Halen) or Flavor of the Month (NKTOB), keep on driving to Minneapolis after you’ve played Chicago.

There was a guy on my floor who went to see them at the MECCA. The show he described sounded amusing, namely the onstage antics and the opener being Fishbone.

By the time the Beastie Boys came to Milwaukee (Spring of 1987), their novelty had worn off for me. License to Ill was funny, slightly dirty (pretty tame compared to now) and infectious. After hearing “Fight for Your Right” continuously during Christmas Break ’86, I was tired of them. I gave my vinyl copy away figuring they would be remembered as a Rap version of Weird Al or worse…Buckner & Garcia!

When they released their third album Check Your Head, I was impressed to hear the Beastie Boys playing instruments instead of sampling. I was aware of their previous Punk incarnation but few Punk acts could actually play when they started out (Sex Pistols anyone?). Their hybridization of Rap/Hip Hop with traditional Rock gear laid down the foundations for others to follow: Beck, 311 and Linkin Park. I didn’t say good bands necessarily arose from the Beasties’ example. This did get them out of the novelty-act category and on to becoming a staple of the Nineties and Aughts.

I do applaud Adam for several things other than his music. The most superficial one being an appearance on Futurama. His likeness is present but as per the commentary, he couldn’t make it for the recording so you’ll hear Mike or the other Adam (Ad Rock) do his speaking parts. The band had a sense of humor about how small their body of work was; this was due to litigation not by choice. They also used MTV very well when the network used to show music videos. You may not have liked the tune yet they had a great visual sense. “Sabotage” was at the forefront of the Seventies Retro movement with their parody/homage to gritty cop shows. Finally, Adam helped form a record label (Grand Royal) which brought another band to my attention, Luscious Jackson. The Beastie Boys’ influence was very apparent in Jackson’s DNA through hits such as “Naked Eye,” “Mood Swings” and “Nervous Breakthrough.”

It’s a shame to see a person his age die. However, Adam was a Buddhist (what Marc Maron jokingly calls a Jubu) so he must’ve known peace through this religion’s tenets of detachment before he passed. If not that, I hope Adam took comfort in how many millions of people he affected with his talents, including me.

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Treadmill update

This second repair is going almost as badly as the first. I know I should get back on to chat support to bitch at ProForm but I don’t I need to. Their partner(s) for this is terrible. At least I got a call yesterday to finally get it ironed out on a Saturday. Not tomorrow, the next Saturday…afternoon, extending my work-gym membership into another pay period.

On the upside, you can see the progression as I have pushed up the running to 2.3 miles/session and 16% ahead of last year.

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Austin’s first Moon Tower Comedy Fest assessment

Overall, it needs work. The people trying to run this mess should go get some lessons from cities that have been doing this longer and more effectively. It could’ve been worse like SXSW or ACL Fest, the titleholders for the term clusterf**k.

My biggest beef was with the badge system. I was tempted to buy the $130 badge when it was initially offered at $100. What immediately put me off were two things.

  1. The lineups were barely figured out so this would be a huge financial risk.
  2. The badges didn’t give access to the A-list shows at the Paramount.

I went with the a la carte option which proved to be cheaper and more satisfying, see below for details.

Which group received priority (badges v. ticket holders) was also inconsistent, again, I will explain.

The festival kicked off for me at the Cap City Comedy Club on Wednesday evening with Maria Bamford. Opening was a former Milwaukee resident, Jackie Kashian. Jackie didn’t specifically say where she originated from but when she asked her father to meet at 76th and Bluemound, I knew! Be on the look out for Jackie on Comedy Central and This American Life.

Maria had all new material but I hadn’t seen her live in five years. I’m looking forward to a new record containing those bits covering Paula Dean recipes as a hidden suicide note, lazy alternatives to cooking and her rather biting criticisms of organized religion. I didn’t get to meet her this time. I wasn’t torn up. I mainly wanted to know if she would turn up at the Adventure Time marathon because she’s Hot Dog Princess, LSP’s mom and the evil Guardian Angel.

Thursday evening was Marc Maron, I covered him earlier.

Friday was Dand Gould & Friends at the Scottish Rite Temple, a Mason hangout. I wasn’t sure if the “& Friends” part would be sketches or he was going to record parts of his podcast for the show. Instead it was Dana doing his routines as the MC for a few other comedians: Maria Bamford (abbreviated stuff from Wednesday, I didn’t mind), Andy Kindler (he plays Mort on Bob’s Burgers), Chelsea Peretti (writer for Sarah Silverman, “Parks & Recreation”), Tom Rhodes (a staple on Comedy Central in the Nineties) and John Ramsay (former winner in Austin). A fantastic mix of styles, topics and gags.

After the show I got to talk briefly to Andy, told him I love his voice work, namely Paula’s boss on Home Movies. He smiled, said thanks. Tom Rhodes was really cool. We talked about his Vietnam special and he handed me his latest CD for free, said if I really like it, please write nice things about it on iTunes and Amazon. My major goal was talking to Dana again, I wanted to see if he was open to giving me a shipping address for the Star Trek special I found with him in it. Back in January, Dana told me he didn’t have a copy of it. So I found a videotape for $10. I told him my proposal. Since he didn’t have this in his collection, I was going to digitize this and a friend would help me make a DVD of it with chapters, etc. This would be our gift to him for all the years of laughter. He quickly sent me an e-mail with his iPhone! Now I need to go rent the breakout box and work out a time with Jarrett.

Would I attend this again? Maybe. When I told Dana about the confusion over scheduling, here he apologized and said his schedule caused the delay in setting up his commitment. Fair enough but I think the numerous others should’ve been worked out in advance. Compared to other cities, a $130 pass is a bargain. It isn’t when it’s a crapshoot on which artists you may see.

The other sticking point are the locations. Austin is fortunate to have all but one venue be relatively close. Sadly, the odd-man out is our dedicated comedy club that resides off of 183 in a messy neighborhood. Andy Kindler couldn’t resist making jokes about this, namely how it’s next to a discount hitch store. Inside Cap City is perfect. Outside, Cap City is a pain in the ass: parking is a mess too. If you’re taking a vacation to attend this, you’re spending some serious cab fare to hit Cap City or skipping it altogether.

Finally, the inconsistency on seating. At Bamford, the VIP ($800)/Badge people got the tables in the middle at Cap City. Fair enough. At Maron, the Mohawk had two entrances and “seating” areas. The VIP/Badge people went in through the front door and got to sit; we ticket-holding peasants went in through the back door and stood in the balcony area. My view was nice, I just had to focus out the Feist concert up the street and the smell of the portable toilets whenever the wind kicked up. At Gould, the VIP/Badge people were ripped off. They were let in after us ticket holders and the VIPs only got dibs on the first two rows.

I think the problem with the Moon Tower organizers lies in their origins. It’s mostly the same people who run the non-profit Paramount setup. They’re accustomed to elderly wealthy patrons ponying up a few thousand bucks here and there. In exchange they get the first crack at buying the good theater seats when Tony Bennet comes to Austin. A comedy festival isn’t the same crowd plus Middle Class people expect better treatment when they purchase an all-access pass.

Let’s see what 2013 has in store. First order of business, Austin needs to maintain what few moon towers remain or it defeats the point of the fest’s name.

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My overdue animated banner

I originally put it together in April to get a head start because I thought it was going to be pretty cool. Since it worked when I dragged and dropped it into a browser, I figured it was ready. Whoops! WordPress and other solutions don’t “run” animated GIFs if they are cropped. They get converted into JPG files. Thankfully I wisely kept the original Photoshop file with all the layers so I could crop it down to the correct, exact dimensions. Ta dah! My proper plug/tribute to what I will be doing this Summer.

Now you’re probably saying, “Blade Runner won’t be in the marathon!” I know but the symmetry is lost without it. Maybe Alamo will get lucky, get permission later. They did add another 12 films, a couple of them could replace Blade Runner yet they don’t quite fit well due to them being awful, mediocre or in the wrong genre. This celebration has an emphasis on Action films which all lean toward others: Sci-Fi, Horror, Sports. Somehow Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Pink Floyd’s the Wall would be a stretch.

With how impressive 2012 is panning out, I might make a modernized version around August or September as a retrospective. What do you plan on seeing? On our agenda we have these: Prometheus, The Avengers, Brave, The Dark Knight Rises, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Total Recall (only for Bryan Cranston). Comedies don’t have anything in them warranting the effort.

Oh, let me know if you like or hate animated headers too.

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