RIP Jack Horkheimer

Fans of Astronomy will miss him and his advice on what to look for in the night sky.

If the name does’t ring a bell, you probably didn’t catch much PBS in the Eighties and Nineties, especially late in the evening, usually after reruns of Doctor Who or the numerous Britcoms they’d show. I think after Lawrenece Welk too, when my grandparents had hijacked the TV. Jack usually appeared during the breaks or before a PBS station would sign off for the night. He’d cover which planets and constellations were visible that week plus some other trivia.

Jack was well-known enough to do a skit for the Cartoon Network too. I vaguely recall that plug. I think it involved the Powerpuff Girls.

Hopefully, the affiliate in Miami where he operated from will carry on with a new host, it’s what he would’ve wanted so we’d all “keep looking up!”

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Two more cool acquisitions!

One of my favorite DC characters since he's probably what most of us would do if we were super wealthy and wanted to get even with bad guys.

As neat as these are, I will not be wearing them with tights like the ad campaign says. Nor will I be wearing my underpants on the outside; my friend Steve, who draws comics for a living, explained that artists in the early days did this because it was easier than drawing all the folds real clothing has.

Somehow these probably offer no protection if I walked through a puddle of Kryptonite or stepped on a magic dog turd.

These special Chucks are two out of five designs exclusively sold through Journeys, you cannot get them from Converse online or their retail stores. I stumbled upon them last weekend at the outlet mall in Round Rock. They ran about $55/pair but I had to have these. Fortunately, I knew from past experience about doing special orders with the story since they didn’t carry my size. I saved some dough too. I received free shipping and 15 percent off due to the order exceeding $100.

What about the other three? Two are alternate designs of Supes and Bats. The last was the heartbreaker. Green Lantern! The Hal Jordan incarnation which appeared to be drawn by Neal Adams (the artist most associated with the character in my opinion). For some weird reason, GL only goes up to size 10 (male). Oddly, they omitted Wonder Woman, the other member of the DC Triumvirate. I thought it was rather short-sighted on both companies’ parts. Journeys caters to ladies and they would like WW. Heck, why not include a couple other key women in DC Comics? Batgirl, Catwoman or Black Canary? It would cover the Birds of Prey series, the book not the terrible TV show.

I want to close about my great experience with Journeys’ customer service. The Supes pair arrived quickly (in two days) yet there was sign of Bats. I checked my receipt, tried to see if I could track the order. No dice. Confused, I clicked the link to try online chat support. I was quickly connected with a helpful woman named Tricia. She explained how lookups only function with Web purchases but she could check the status for me. In a matter of two to three minutes, I received the UPS waybill and news about the shoes arriving today. Tricia rocked. I made sure I did the survey to let the people who check know. Overall, I have always been treated well by Journeys ever since a young man who was relocated by Katrina introduced me to the special order process, it’s how I attained my awesome zebra pair.

Update Aug. 21, 2010: How could I forget a key element about what I love about the Batman shoes! Back in 1989, Converse had two special pairs to help promote the horrendous Tim Burton movies. One for Batman, black Chucks with yellow bats all over them, and the other for the Joker, white Chucks with “ha ha!” in purple and green all over them. I saw the ad in a magazine, called the 800 number at the bottom and got told Converse wouldn’t be selling them anywhere in the Milwaukee area. Man was I bummed. Not now.

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Pre-season games announced!

My Western Conference Champs will be playing three games during the first week of October to show off the new lineup. Two will be here and they’re against our regional rivals Houston and San Antonio. Then there’s a 13-day gap until their first home game.

Hmm.

Currently the AHL hasn’t released a final schedule like its big NHL brother has. I guess they’re still juggling everything because five members share their venues with NBA franchises and basketball has dibs.

I do hope we get to start the season here this time. We earned it, especially in light of how far we made it in the playoffs.

Staying bundle up in the CPC with my customized Stars jersey would feel good in this 100F heat. I’ll get my chance in 58 days.

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1995: Greatest Birthday since 1989

This story is still considered on time through the fast, loose and spurious logic of Astrology! No, I don’t buy into it but being human, I’m applying it just to make a rationalization for finally posting this well after my actual birthday. The original plan was to bang it out while in Vegas. Obviously I failed and I don’t care, I was having a great time. Where does Astrology come into play? According to how it works, July 22 to August 22 is my birthday month so I’m not constrained by the traditional calendar we’re all enslaved to. Therefore, if I got this done before August 22, I’m relatively on schedule!

Lame, I know. I tried. However, this awesome horoscope I found in Vegas will be covered soon and you’ll see why I might be on a roll.

Diversions aside, I want to reminisce about the first great birthday I had in Austin and probably the best one I had since 1989; I covered that one last year, what a fantastic, blurry, mess of a day.

After I turned 21, my birthday had become a rather mediocre affair and was quickly evolving into a rather depressing event (Patton Oswalt may be right). When I couldn’t get the day off from work on a couple, it bordered on being disheartening. The celebrations between 1990 and 1994 weren’t completely awful, they just lacked a spark of inspiration to make them something I wanted to remember.

When I turned 25 in 1993, I knew something had to give. Firstly, I had to go to work which was more my fault for all the other vacation days I had taken earlier and some were coming (GenCon and the Silder wedding), plus I get out of the apartment in a couple days. It was definitely the beginning of when I started to reassess why was I wasting my time in Central IL.

Since my life didn’t magically turn around into something more satisfying and prosperous in 1994, I was then starting to think Austin was a mistake. Matters grew worse after then too.

The Summer of 1995 signified a complete turnaround with Austin across the board. In May I landed the temp gig with Apple’s sales support, this morphed into transferring to Tech Support-PowerBook by August. My brother’s wedding in Chicago was a blast. A little reunion with the Silders, Bryants, Tobins and my parents a few hours after the reception cinched the good times. Matters between Doc and me returned to awesome; we carried on the tradition of seeing movies almost every Friday evening plus we traveled in his car to see more of Austin. Doc’s organizational skills also had Towers booked up by mid June so he had more time to socialize. I hung out with Sonia occasionally as well but she was rather busy working and/or attending UT. There was even a lady I had my sights on named Kim. How did she feel? I had no clear idea. We were hanging out which was good enough then. I probably should’ve taken the jibber-jabber about some d-bag in Seattle as a clue to ditch her.

It all culminated nicely around my 27th birthday which was on a Saturday. For my final SSO day, the generous ladies in the department threw a little going away celebration that Friday. One of them also drove me to Highland Mall afterwards to meet Doc and Eiko. At the food court, Doc and Eiko gave me a clever card and book (French for Cats). We hauled across Austin to take in Waterworld at Northcross. Snicker all you want, we all had low expectations but the movie isn’t as terrible as the jokes make it. The movie is only guilty of being expensive to produce, otherwise, it is a decent Dystopian-Sci Fi film along the lines of Escape from New York and Omega Man. It didn’t stop us from ridiculing some parts over dinner at Taco Cabana later.

Saturday, I took my time getting ready, strolled leisurely from 38th and Guadalupe to MLK (about 19 blocks) to meet Sonia for lunch. She had her boyfriend’s car which meant we could go practically anywhere. We agreed on an Italian place along Barton Springs. Afterwards, Sonia took me back to my apartment where I relaxed, probably took phone calls from friends who lived elsewhere (Silders, Bryants, it’s hazy).

Evening rolled around and it rained somewhat. Kim came by later, drove us to Sixth Street for drinks mainly with her clique. I didn’t care because I was enamored of Kim, foolishly believing in the Harry Met Sally strategy which has crippled a generation. Nothing memorable happened anyway.

Sunday was the unwinding day. I probably caught up on all my e-mail via AOL through my PowerBook 140. Bored, I braved Austin’s inconsistent mass transit system to Highland 10 for the latest Sandra Bullock movie; the comically implausible “thriller” The Net.

The weekend wasn’t exactly an action-packed, booze-fueled celebration as 1989 nor as impressive as living it up in Las Vegas (2003 and 2010) yet it remains a favorite due to all the time I spent with the friends I made in Austin. It also marked how optimistic things were looking. This was the way I wanted things to be on almost every level. An end to the malaise Central IL had placed on my birthday! Sadly, it ended up being the exception for some years to come. Hence, why I classify 1995 one of my favorites.

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Dobie Theater closing this weekend

Unlike other revered Austin institutions, I think this situation will be temporary because it’s sitting on some rather desirable real estate. Believe me, anything in, around, on, whatever preposition you want to go with, if it’s in the vicinity of UT, somebody can make a go of it. The current art-house chain running it probably couldn’t find a way to do it well and/or this economy forced the closing.

Nowadays the Dobie isn’t really as popular since the Alamo came along in the late Nineties. Not so much for the content, more for the fun, hipness, opportunities and food. It’s also easier to find free parking near the four Alamos.

In its defense, I have numerous wonderful memories seeing movies there at all hours and genres. When I first moved to Austin in 1994, Dobie only had two theaters so the choices were more limited. Since it was within walking distance from the dorm room I had during my initial six months, I definitely took in anything interesting: an animation showcase, Cyril Collard’s Les Nuits Fauves and oddly Reality Bites. Every day at midnight they also showed Dazed n’ Confused for at least a year. I saw it three times. Once to see what was the fuss, the second on the next night to re-analyze it because I wasn’t impressed after viewing number one (I liked it then) and a final screening before I had to move further north.

Living up at 38th and Guadalupe didn’t deter me, especially when I had a bike or a ride. I normally took in anything French, La Reine Margot is a pleasant memory. Sonia twisted my arm into Muriel’s Wedding which became a personal favorite from Australia. Finally seeing the 20th anniversary edition of Taxi Driver was enlightening as I gained a better understanding of the cultural references. Stalingrad prepared me for all the cribbing Spielberg would do in making Saving Private Ryan.

When Jose came for his only visit to Austin, I made sure he got a taste of the local culture by taking him there when Swingers was the midnight show in Dazed‘s place although I don’t know if it got to stay a whole year. I caught Favreau and Vaughn’s breakout movie three times as well.

During my time away in North Carolina, I definitely missed the place. Seeing anything on par with Dobie was a relatively long drive to Chapel Hill.

Alas, upon returning to Austin, I didn’t see much since I tended to live even farther north (Georgetown, Round Rock and Well Branch) so seeing a movie at Dobie become a bigger undertaking. I think the last one I saw was Control around 2007 with my friend Mark M because we’re fans of Joy Division.

Currently, the field for the high-end, diehard moviegoer is getting crowded. Some overpriced nonsense joint opened in the Domain. I like great food, just not at what these clowns are charging. The local paper mentioned a fancy, schmancy place around 2nd Street. Alamo isn’t taking it lying down neither, two more franchises around Austin are planned. Compared to where I used to live, my new home is certainly turning into a movie-watching Mecca. I’m confident Dobie will return in the near future.

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I think I’ll stick with my mattress as a safe

The built-in safe which came with our room in Las Vegas was a minor source of irritation…when the door was closed, we couldn’t remove the key in order to protect the valuables we left behind. It was so small anyway, it was only capable of holding money.

Then I stumbled upon this indirectly through Mental Floss. After I finished laughing at it, I almost started retching. Thank goodness the skid mark is fake! It’s like James Bond’s Q department meets Beavis & Butt-head!

However, in today’s bottom-feeding world populated with reality-television wannabe stars, I seriously doubt the brown Andromeda Strain could deter the likes of a Snooki or Puck from getting their equally filthy hand on the goods.

I do wonder if the creators have considered a litter-box safe since I have four cats and their business probably keep away a battalion of Taliban fighters.

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Futurama update

With a 26-episode arrangement with Comedy Central, I’m not sure if they’ll just keep going for 26 straight weeks or break it up over a year like they do with South Park, these days it’s a few in the Spring and the rest in the Fall. Either way, I’m avoiding the bombardment of ads via my iTunes sub which rocks. They’ve also remained on target because I think they can take more chances on basic cable than broadcast television; I won’t state an opinion of The Simpsons since I haven’t seen the last few seasons at all.

The Duh-Vinci Code is a clever dig at those horrible, improbable crap books/films but it shifted gears toward an odder result about the Renaissance artist-futurist. This episode has a lot of CG machines in it.

Lethal Inspection focuses on Bender as he discovers his mortality and goes on a quest to find the person who let him leave the factory with this critical flaw. It’s an interesting buddy-road show containing a funny dig at tech support, the re-appearance of the Central Bureaucracy and Billy West demonstrating his Paul Lynde imitation.

The Late Philip J. Fry brings back an element the show excels at…time travel, however, the Professor’s new time machine only goes forward. Besides all the jokes covering the possible futures most people know from other stories (The Terminator, The Time Machine and Planet of the Apes) accompanied by a modified version of “In the Year 2525.” The coolest revelation was finding out I have the same birthday as Leela!

That Darn Katz! puts Amy and Nibbler in the spotlight as they try to save the Earth from evil felines who are really from another planet. This one was written by Josh Weinstein of Mission Hill fame and he’s currently a producer with the show.

Scorecard thus far as per The Onion’s AV Club:

  • The Duh-Vinci Code: B
  • Lethal Inspection: A-
  • The Late Philip J. Fry: A
  • That Darn Katz: B+
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John Bloom aka Joe Bob Briggs

Signing my copy of his book which covered the movie we watched!

Last Friday morning, I was flipping through all the FaceBook noise I receive from all the things I “like” along with the Right-Wing diatribes and there was the announcement about Joe Bob hosting two movies Sunday evening Alamo Ritz! How did I miss the more advanced warning was beyond me. Once I got clearance with Somara over any weekend plans, I crossed my fingers on getting tickets; Elvira and “Weird Al” sold out in minutes. My Vegas-Birthday Luck carried over!

Many of you many have remembered him for his show Monstervision which was on TNT in the Nineties or his segment during the early years of The Daily Show. Maybe his cameos in movies such as Face/Off or Casino? It doesn’t matter because his true callings are writing and film history. His book Profoundly Disturbing made the Onion AV Club’s list for “books on mandatory reading if you want to know more about movies.”

He did a sequel a few years ago called Profoundly Erotic covering a dozen movies which changed people’s attitudes and perceptions about sex, or vice versa. Not necessarily the act of reproduction, more along the lines of relationships (Contempt), openness regarding the topic (The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek) or most often, cautionary tales over the careless (Kitten with a Whip, Picnic and Looking for Mr. Goodbar). Only two movies really delve into baser elements (The Immoral Mr. Teas, Russ Meyer’s breakthrough, what a shock; and I am Curious (Yellow) which unfairly gave Swedes their reputation).

The hosts, Joe Bob discusses the movie with them and the audience.

For his appearance at Alamo, Joe Bob was the guest expert of the Cinema Club (highbrow, what we attended) and Zzang! (lowbrow). I must admit it was a tossup between sitting through a Preston Sturges flick and The Last Dragon but since he covered the former in his book, it was an easy decision.

Before we started watching, he gave a quick synopsis about the making of Morgan, the reviews it received (the negative ones mainly), how well it did (biggest box office draw of 1944) and the context surrounding it, namely the 650,000 unwanted pregnancies WWII spawned. The real miracle was how this movie ever got past the Hays Office (precursor to the MPAA). Joe Bob explained a key element my grandparents would’ve noticed immediately, the casting. The lead actors had appeared together in three earlier musical films so the audience had a certain expectation; think of what the expectations are when Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks are cast together. Sturges the writer-director utilized them differently for comedic effect and as Joe Bob’s book stated, Sturges had a thing for chaos.

How was the movie? It’s impressive. I can see why the Cohen brothers aspire to this director yet I still think their stuff is boring (only exception is The Hudsucker Proxy). There are some conventions Sturges created we take for granted too. Am I newly converted fan of the director they say was the Anti-Frank Capra? No. I would like to see more before passing judgment. Was it funny? Yes. Many jokes/gags remain effective despite being 60-plus years old.

When it was over, I spoke to Joe Bob briefly. He gladly signed my book (overdue review coming in a month, I promise). We spoke a little. I mainly told him that he knows so much, he should be a host on TCM (a cable channel, I dearly miss). He replied that he is friends with Robert Osbourne (cool, I dig his intros). I was surprised he didn’t know about the Onion giving him praise for his writing too. His helpers had a sign-up sheet to be on a mailing list so I’m hoping there will be new material soon, namely a third book covering another topic certain flicks shifted.

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Eric Weinrich is an up-and-coming coach

Going to Dallas to see the Flyers blow a two-goal lead and end it in a tie against the Stars back in the pre-2005 days was an expensive trip; the tickets were $130 each plus $10 parking (probably $15 now in big D) and all the caffeine to do it in a 12-hour period. However, getting my picture taken with Jeremy Roenick made it worth every dime. The autograph was the whipped cream on my NHL sundae.

The nuts, sprinkles and hot fudge was seeing the 2003-4 Flyers lineup, probably one of the last, primarily American juggernauts until the salary cap and gap in US talent really hit. Accompanying JR were other Philly stars John LeClair, Mark Recchi (now the oldest, active player in the NHL since Chelios and Shanahan took desk jobs), Eric Desjardins, Keith Primeau, Simon Gagne (the last player from this lineup, recently traded to Tampa Bay in vain) and probably one of the best five or 10 American-born blueliners, Eric Weinrich.

He’s not as famous as Chris Chelios or the up-and-coming Jack Johnson yet he has numerous, well-earned accolades (most of this in the bottom half) attached to his career in the AHL and NHL. (Of course, mentioning the Eddie Shore trophy always induces a funny, foul-mouthed reply from all Slapshot fans.) I was sad to see him leave the Flyers but he wanted to keep playing which is why he agreed to being traded to the Blues; he was better at handling the puck up the rink than half the defensemen Clarke picked up afterwards. Coaching is something I think that suits him even better. Many great players who don’t achieve Gretzky’s level of fame usually get to have a second act in their career through this and it gives them another chance to shine. The awesome part for Weinrich is being an assistant coach with the Portland (ME) Pirates because he’s an alumnus from the University of Maine.

The downside is that the Pirates are in the Eastern Conference of the AHL, therefore, my Stars won’t see them unless it’s between us for the Calder Cup.

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David Prowse will have company for his Lucas ban

Before the apocryphal prequels, I remember my fellow fans always talking crap about Return of the Jedi being the worst movie of the trilogy. I felt they were being too harsh since their tirades centered around the Ewoks. The space teddybears were an annoying touch I agreed on yet I would point out how they were overshadowed by the space battle and the redemption of Darth Vader (blood is thicker than water) as he dumped the Emperor into the reactor. Even the villains of history are complicated people who don’t see themselves as evil was my rebuttal whenever they rolled their eyes over Vader’s change of heart. Lucas stabbed in the back on this by trying to make Anakin/Vader a sympathetic villain and doing poorly too.

This week, a silent partner in the Lucas Empire (the Lepidus is my guess), Gary Kurtz spoke out over the change in the franchise’s direction. His dig about George’s toy obsession certainly explains why The Phantom Menace sucked. Although The Empire Strikes Back is the most loved, it was such a downer when I was kid. (The ending was one of Kevin Smith’s only good jokes in Clerks.) Today, I completely agree on it being the best: the acting, the story, the moral ambiguity (how can Luke defeat Vader without becoming what he hates) and the good guys don’t win every time.

Years later, Kurtz’s proposals would be cooler today but he’s adding fuel to the “what if” fires certain nerds like to fan. What I read was impressive but I think it would’ve bombed in 1983. Attitudes changed as people were being brainwashed through Reagan’s shallow litanies which contributed to most people only liking films with “positive” outcomes: the nebbish hero gets the girl, “evil” is vanquished completely, etc. I’m not sure if focus groups were in use by then to secure Jedi‘s mediocrity. They certainly ruined Little Shop of Horrors (Audrey II ate Seymour and Audrey) and Pretty in Pink (Andy dumps Blaine and goes with Duck), the latter forced us to endure the carbon copy Some Kind of Wonderful. Kurtz’s story works with audiences of the late Sixties through Seventies who were acclimated to “negative” possibilities via Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, The Parallax View and The Wild Bunch.

Here are the other myths I remember hearing or reading about on how the saga would pan out.

  • Darth Vader wasn’t literally Luke’s father but Anakin’s clone. Hence Obi-Wan’s explanation had fewer holes in it.
  • Lando would die in the Battle of Endor: as the Falcon escapes the Death Star II‘s access point, the flames engulf the ship and it explodes. Han’s comment earlier of, “I have a feeling I won’t see her again,” becomes foreshadowing.
  • The Battle of Endor was originally going to be Kashyyk, the Wookie homeworld instead. Lucas only kept the Vietnam analogy part regarding technology as Cameron has used repeatedly in Aliens and Avatar.

All this speculating and proposing alternatives is making me think about having my local comic-book store order copies of Dark Horse’s Star Wars Infinities trade paperbacks. They’re DH’s version of Marvel’s infamous What If DC’s Elseworlds comics. I know Star Wars is wrapped around the premise of Luke’s torpedo failing to destroy the Death Star and Empire has Luke dying before Han can save him. No idea what Jedi goes with. I can only hope the writers could find a way to dodge using or eliminating those sickening Ewoks.

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Happy 11th Anniversary to the Derrs

The day’s not over yet as I wrap up my errands to wish them well. They’ve always been married since I met them so I often forget for how long.

They’re cool friends and bosses! Bosses? I do a little work for them on the side to help and since they sign the checks, that makes them my boss too, but only when I’m on the clock.

Let’s see, according to those Web sites, 11th anniversary gifts are…steel. Apple products used to have steel or titanium-based enclosures but they already have those things covered like me. Steel in general doesn’t seem very romantic or interesting unless they need an I-beam to build a massive tool shed.

Next!

Jewelry. That goes over every year with some people, not just the ladies. Have you seen the stuff they offer dudes?

Pass.

Now this link has a pretty good list of rationalizations! According to its author, RAM! I know you can never have enough in your computer. Jeremy will back me there.

If you know the Derrs, drop ’em line.

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Felix da Cake

Somara made this for her co-workers. Something to do with her job is about all I know and what do I care, I get to eat the scraps! I like the touch of Felix’s trademark bag being present. When I was a little kid, I think Channel 44 (Chicago via cable) showed cartoons of Felix fending off an evil professor and his upright-walking, clothes-wearing dog co-hort from stealing said bag of tricks.

The “da” in the title of my entry comes from an Electronica artist who guys by the name Felix da Housecat.

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Vegas 2010, Day 7 – until next year!

Although the Bora Bora isn't our standard room, the amenities certainly made it worth consideration for upgrading when our Moorea is paid off. Still cheaper than a room on the Strip of this size.

The day we dreaded arrived, the one in which we have to go home and say goodbye to Las Vegas until next time. However, we promise to make it back in a year, not in two as the current pattern appears to be (’06, ’08 and ’10). I think we can pull it off, we are supposed to use our space on the odd-numbered years anyway.

I made one last use of the hot tub since I didn’t do my PT (to help my back). We then started packing, organizing and cleaning up. The housekeeping people would probably like us: we ran the dishwasher for all the utensils we used, centralized our trash, left some gatorade to drink and put a tip on the bed (it’s a tradition for long stays in Las Vegas hotels).

We managed to avoid the whole half-day spiel from the timeshare company so I made sure we went by the front desk to see if there was anything critical we needed to know. Found out the place is now part of Goldman Sachs (great) but they’re in the black once the bankruptcy is clears at month’s end. Afterwards, the plans for a sixth building will proceed (all the empty, ugly space near the lazy river). The clerk’s explanation made me realize I hadn’t seen any tours or sales pitches going on; this is a mixed bag. He also stated that some owners were booking yet not showing up. Rather mind boggling to me. As long as we get to use our room for a week every odd year in perpetuity and have the opportunity to buy additional days (going for $75/day), I’m cool.

On to a final picture at the famous welcome sign, I didn’t bother to pull any from Somara and the guy dressed as Elvis took off before I could get photographed with him.

Returning the rental car led to a huge shock, $531! Somara was rather outraged. I was more blasé over it. Sure it was more than we anticipated (about 50 percent more than our current car payment) yet I said, we’ll cut back next time on the insurance. I readily agree that cab fare is probably cheaper for our needs. In defense of the rental car, which will always have my vote, it helped preserve the one resource greater than money…time. Last vacation in Vegas, we endured the scheduling issues associated with the shuttle bus and public transportation. Amusing, cheaper and convenient, to a point. However, it took the Deuce almost two hours to get from our timeshare to Fremont on a Sunday evening courtesy of the high traffic density on the Strip. Fat chance getting a seat to go home on the shuttle from TI as well. Cabs have their problems: a mopey-ass driver as Jose and I encountered in ’05 was my favorite, got to have cash on hand plus tips and you can’t count on all of them to be scrupulous enough to avoid congestion (Koval Lane and Dean Martin Way are lifesavers). The luxury of driving home when tired and having our own wheels for the off-Strip destinations made it worth the cost.

Now came the horrible juxtaposition between Austin (a high-tech city) and Las Vegas (the city trying to get every dime), their airports and Wi-Fi. I don’t mind arriving at McCarran for its free Wi-Fi but it made me totally forget how Southwest has the worst location at check in. Getting through TSA was pleasantly faster than Austin by 30 minutes.  I also won a free pat-down because I was randomly selected by the metal detector. See, I didn’t leave Vegas completely empty-handed! The TSA guy was quick obviously, I’m back home, not locked away in Gitmo as many Republicans and Teabaggers would prefer. Once all the grief was done, we settled into a recharging station to check e-mail, post, etc (some of those were visible last week!). Again, McCarran brings up my beef with Bergstrom. Austin charges for this yet there are numerous, free hotspots all over the city, it’s rather insulting.

My irritation quickly evaporated on the flight home. One of the worst take-offs in my life. The plane shook sideways all the way to its cruising altitude. At first, I calmed down when we got to 10,000 and the attendants were allowed to serve drinks but part way through ordering, the cockpit ordered them to their seats…my luck changed again! I could be on the first plane Southwest has ever lost! Nah! Scared as I was, I know there would be more klaxons and worry with the crew if it were too dangerous. I only wish my nerves could be reconciled with these factors.

We made it to Austin a little late yet it wasn’t anything as egregious as Somara’s experience through Delta recently, late would be an understatement with those schmucks. Getting home to our cats was a great welcome. Kuro, Molly and Miette were waiting with an expression of “Where the hell have you been for a week?” while Nemo fled under the furniture; he has since regained his trust of us and/or been convinced we’re not evil doppelgangers.

I hope you enjoyed and/or endured my little posts. It did conclude 10 days late but other factors in life got in the way. Things which required more urgency due to their timely nature. In the meantime, I will flesh out three of the attractions we hit in the near future. They deserve their own articles as endorsements in case any of you plan to go.

Meanwhile, we will be going back next year. When? Somara is requesting May 2011. Any takers? Let us know. We also want to announce that we will be having a renewal of our wedding vows (what Somara calls it, I thought it was just getting remarried) in July 2013. I owe a handful many friends a wedding, especially in light of what little advanced notice I gave in 2003 (a couple months). This time you have almost three years to get your plans together and no excuses, most of your children will be old enough to be dumped on older relatives, enrolled in Summer camp or can handle being alone with some supervision from a trustworthy adult; my parents successfully did this for a week in 1982 to check out Houston when I was 13 and Brian was 12. Las Vegas is the perfect destination too. Plenty of hotel rooms. No shortage of dining options. Through my six visits, I have found many things to do that aren’t gambling for the cowards. Children are welcome if you wish to bring them. I will issue a warning now though. Vegas is the R-rated Disneyworld so gambling, swearing, drinking and smoking (cigars) will be mandatory. We do hope to see you then while we hope to see ourselves back there next year.

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Free toilets!

Walking home the Monday night from Starbucks, I noticed that some neighbors had done a little home renovating. Good thing I wasn’t desperate…or in a younger, prankish mood! The pair of commodes were gone within 24 hours because there are plenty of pack rats/scavengers here who liberated the potties. I’m confident they’ll probably appear on the web site There, I Fixed It! in a couple weeks.

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What’s wrong with Kansas?

Based upon this picture, parking is a concept they didn’t seem to grasp in the Twentieth Century.

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