WMAG/KMAG lives again!

This time as a podcast. Yeah, I know, I’m a few years behind the curve when the latest Internet gold rush got going, making Adam Curry pretty wealthy or at least famous again. I remember scratching my head, wondering what the heck Brian was talking up then.

Recently I was inspired by my friend Helen lamenting over the horrible state of radio in her area (Washington, DC) especially when its intelligent, true Alternative station (whatever the heck “alternative” really means) converted to Dinosaur Rock. I could sympathize. Austin claims to be the live music capital of the world but it has the crappiest radio stations so it doesn’t deserve such a reputation. How irritating it is to see 101X posters at Stubb’s allegedly promoting the shows I’ve been to this Spring: Ladytron, Guster, the Faint and Cut///Copy. It’s false advertising because every time I surf the airwaves 101X sounds more like they’re trapped in 1997. Through their limited playlist they’ve turned Nirvana’s Nevermind into my generation’s Dark Side of the Moon. This isn’t a compliment, it’s an insult if you get the joke. This station’s slogan is even more annoying: “Independent. Local. Alternative.” Wrong on all three counts. Independent? No, some Emmis hack in Indianoplace dictates what we will hear according to the Abrams homogenization guide; Local? See the complaint on Independent; Alternative? As an alternative to the Dinosaur Rock on KLBJ, the Jukebox of Crap on Bob-FM or the pretentiousness of KGSR (aka K-Geezer)? Not really. Emmis controls them too.

I’ve ranted enough yet I think many of you share my complaint.

So last week I gave Helen an iPod Touch courtesy of Somara (won it as a prize). Now my friend can listen to “Mommy Music,” free of her sons’ incessant whining to hear Van Halen instead. It also gives me an outlet to provide it content much like I did years ago through those cassettes! Same goes for my cousin Leesa whose husband Joe gave her an iPod Classic.

It won’t stop there. I’ve been discussing a new music show with my main partner in music, Mark (M, not B). We’re tentatively putting it together; we’ll reveal its title later but we buy a lot of stuff and I hope to have guests such as Chip from Waterloo Records and other people whose opinions I respect. My argument for these podcasts goes like this. Not long ago, the great FM stations did more than play new material, they were tastemakers. I recall radio’s influence on my opinions as a teenager, especially when MTV wasn’t available (and it didn’t suck so much). Radio for better or worse was the unspoken friend playing its record collection for me until I left for college. Then came WMUR, awesome record stores, live shows and persuasive people (Downstairs Dan, Paul, Chris, Mangy Man and Sheila).

Sadly, Mark is busy so we’ll keep a modest goal of once a month. I’m not discouraged. I did buy this bitchin’ USB microphone at the recommendation of a ProApps guy named Frankie (hey, always ask a musician on what’s the smart buy) so the bigger plan is to make other types of shows to introduce my Austin-based friends to you who live elsewhere. I will let them pick around an hour’s worth of stuff, ask, them questions to answer, etc. It’ll be cool.

Interested? Click on this link but you’ll need an account and password though. I don’t want uninvited strangers bothering it like they do with their comment spam. When this story gets bumped down, I will move its link to the Friends of the Picayune section on the right side.

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1989: Lee (Doc) and I met for the first time

The Summer of 1988 was the greatest vacation/school break time I ever had in my life since 1982. Despite money issues, multiple burglaries, roommate conflicts and the worst heat wave in decades (when scientists called it the greenhouse effect), at least I wasn’t under the yoke of my parents! Every Summer before 1988 was always ruined by some huge factor of their doing: moving away, being the new kid, etc.

Meanwhile, the Summer of 1989 was fast approaching and I was more prepared, especially in the money department. Housing was covered because Dad was kind enough to assist me in scoring an apartment for the next school year (I paid the rent, he managed the deposit). I landed an interim spot too since leases in the Milwaukee-Marquette area started on June 1. (A story for another day.)

The romantic front was looking pretty good too. Matters between Carrie and me congealed after the Mojo Nixon concert so I wouldn’t be spending all my free time commiserating with Phil and Jose over our lack of girlfriends. Actually, I was thrilled to have my new friends from Mashuda sticking around, I just preferred to take a lady to certain social events instead. I’m confident the feeling was mutual.

Now I had to secure an adequate job to complete the Summer trifecta.

Remembering how miserable the quest went before in 1988, I did some hunting while school was still in session. WQFM was obviously no help because it was run by cheapskates and the station’s trapped-in-the-Seventies program director didn’t like me. My front desk gig from West Hall (during the school year) gave me the inside track on any ORL (Office of Residence Life) positions short of RA. These didn’t pay well enough unless my grandparents were going to pony up more dough to put me through Summer school. Even if they did, I wasn’t interested. I really needed the three months off to recharge. I went ahead and applied in case nothing else came through in time.

That Summer, the FFP (Freshmen Frontier Program aka rich kids coming in on academic probation) and EOP (Equal Opportunity Program aka poor kids) students were going to be residing in Schroeder Hall, the worst dorm Marquette had. Not only did it have the poorest housing traits (horrible lighting in the rooms and community bathrooms), it was always number one in vandalism when I was there. On the upside, it was a couple blocks from my future apartment.

Matters looked promising. The hall director, some guy named Lee Rhea, called me and said he’d like to have an interview on the Saturday afternoon after my shift at West ended. I continued to pursue other avenues though because this would only be around $4/hour and maybe 20 hours/week.

Earlier I mentioned how my relationship got rolling with Carrie around the end of April. Well, the evening before the interview, she crashed at my dorm room; it was planned due to a party we were having (we being Paul, Helen, Jose, Phil and I). Not until the next morning did I notice the love-bite Carrie put on my neck. It was huge, disgusting and embarrassing. You’d think I had been out with Nosferatu! Carrie shared the anguish and tried to cover it with her foundation makeup. She managed to make it a lighter shade of deep purple but unless Star Trek: The Next Generation was going to introduce aliens with odd neck markings instead of foreheads, I had to endure the taunting for the next few days. I decided to go for broke by wearing my infamous railroad-engineer overalls. Maybe the clothes would draw attention away from my White Trash badge.

Ha! I got a (well-deserved) dose of razzing from the staff and residents of West Hall but it emboldened me to not sweat Schroeder. There I met Lee and his assistant hall director Mark. They asked the usual battery of questions. I can’t recall what nor did I care. I know I was in the zone; I didn’t have anything to lose, thus I came off relaxed, jovial and competent. That’s my recollection and I’m sticking to it. Lee and Mark thanked me for my time and Lee said he’d let me know in a couple days. I thought they were a nice duo, certainly friendlier than the hall director at West, Annie Aversa. (Lee told me later in 1994 he had no recollection of my neck. The overalls worked!)

The following week I ran into the full-time guys from Physical Environment’s (PE) Paint Shop. I had maintained my contact with them after quitting in 1988 due to our mutual dislike of their co-worker Pete W (there were two Petes). They wanted to know if I was interested in joining up again. Initially I said no because it didn’t pay enough last Summer to make ends meet. Then they told me the whole student program was overhauled so it was now a buck over minimum wage (it was still $3.35/hour in 1989). They’d prefer to have me around over another Chinese grad student who’d be napping on the dorm beds (actually, we all did such things). I figured I had burned that bridge yet I applied on their advice. The head of the Paint Shop must’ve had a poor memory; I was told to show up on the first Monday after exams.

Later on I received a phone call from Lee offering me a spot on his front-desk staff for the Summer. I told him I’d love too but I landed the PE job. If Marquette would let me work nights and weekends, sure. Turns out this wasn’t feasible. PE and ORL were different departments of what were the same employer, Marquette University. If I worked my 40 with PE, I was automatically earning overtime during ORL shifts. Never mind MU’s deep pockets, this was reserved for the crappy basketball team. My alma mater was always hat in hand for everything else. Lee decided to make this arrangement instead. He thought I was a good person (was he insane?) so he would let me work outside my PE shift. The hours I racked up would be put aside and turned in on days I took off from PE. Not a bad deal, sick time which paid 75 percent of what I normally made. It was a smart move too. PE jobs didn’t always last until school started. When the Summer budget was expended, it was SOL time for the students and this tended to happen around early to mid August. I was going to GenCon though and the reserve income could lessen the debt I’d accrue from participating.

Thus began our friendship 20 years ago.

Most days when I saw Lee at Schroeder I was working. We’d chat about the new Batman movie or the comic books I was reading. Not much else. I found him rather cool though. Past ORL bosses were rather uninteresting or played favorites with people who should’ve been fired: pot smoking was a common hypocritical problem amongst the RAs and hall directors.

I’m glad Lee convinced me to take the position. The PE gig ended earlier than expected (the bulk of us were playing Pictionary with the first coat at O’Donnell) and another ORL director desperately needed people to work the front desks of the other dorms until move-in day. I ended up making enough dough to coast through August without needing my financial aid (my grandparents) early.

The following Fall Lee transferred to Tower Hall which was an easier assignment. His first year with Marquette had been rather awful. Schroeder was usually given to the new people which was a stupid policy on ORL’s part. Nothing like burning out fresh recruits by having them manage the Animal House of the dorms. Things were looking up for Lee this time. He’d be running a building with half the population and staff plus it had a more mature, well-behaved clientele. It’s why I chose to live there my sophomore year. Well, the rooms also had private bathrooms which was mandatory for me.

We continued to stay in touch through my senior year and we became better friends, no longer being boss and employee. I learned about his nickname of Doc which is what I then started to call him. I was already called Mag due to my signature on paperwork (it’s much shorter than what I legally have to put down). When I wasn’t with Carrie and other college buddies, Doc and I took in a movie or hung out at his Tower apartment. He was a huge factor in making my DTP assignment in a journalism class stand out by letting me use his Macintosh SE which had a scanner. Doc’s assistance is a major reason why I took a chance on working for Apple.

Another thing he turned me on to was the works of his favorite movie critic, Joe Bob Briggs (nee John Bloom).

By the Summer of 1990, Doc chose to take a job at another university. Marquette had no interest in having him around for a third year. Part of this was ORL’s prejudice against non-Catholics and I figured he had enemies like I did, namely Annie Aversa the Hutt and Director Ron Orman (rumor has it he resigned in disgrace). I was sad to see Doc go, especially to this weird place called Lamar University in Beaumount, TX. I liked Texas but only Houston where I had lived from 1982-84.

We promised to stay in touch and did. Doc was instrumental in getting me to overcome past letter-writing inertia through the usage of Macs; creating a newsletter like he did for his Christmas letter in 1990. This evolved into my fake magazine and eventually this web site. Again, the man’s influence propelled me toward the brief typesetting career I had with kinko’s, GDW and CCG.

Doc kept me abreast of his activities in Beaumont while I remained in Milwaukee. He studied Japanese, managed the student clubs and met a couple interesting ladies.

The spot with Lamar only lasted a year so he relocated to Austin to pursue his dream of film school at UT. It blew my mind. I figured he was going to stay on the Academia track. He had a master’s degree in such stuff. As long as he was happy, I was cool with his decision. Doc did put the bug in my brain to come down during a moment of doubt at GDW in 1992. I should’ve follow through sooner.

I did finally roll the dice on Austin with his help in 1994 and we were back to the boss-employee situation at University Towers. It didn’t go very well this time. I won’t go into the reasons, theories or friction, we’re both past it. I will admit to a sizable amount of it being my fault and I almost returned to the Midwest after a few months because I felt this new city was just a theme park for the rich brats of Houston and Dallas.

Most people cut their losses when a good friendship is dashed on the rocks by disagreement, office politics and uncomfortable dilemmas amplified by a corrupt, hypocritical general manager. I uncharacteristically didn’t give the situation the kiss off for some weird reason. As much as Doc was pissing me off (and vice versa), I vowed to do everything possible to preserve our friendship and not end my time at Towers under a cloud; another lesson he ingrained in me. This entailed stretches of barely interacting with Doc for days. I knew matters were patched up by the following Spring since we revived our Friday night movie outings and I didn’t feel like I needed to walk on egg shells around him.

The crucible of tension did have other good outcomes. I landed a temp job working for Apple by May 1995 and I went from being a liability at Towers to an asset in the leasing department; I was the pinch hitter helping out on weekends. I bet I could still give a pretty accurate tour of Towers if given the opportunity. The asset thing must be true because I received a going-away present of an X-Wing fighter from the staff, not the more traditional one-year ban from the property

Doc left Towers shortly after I did thanks to his new job in Japan as an English teaching assistant. There he lived for three years. I regret not going over to visit but the whole PowerComputing-Nortel-PSW-Grandpa Dying fiasco was a more immediate concern.

Now he lives in the Knoxville, TN area with his wife Masami. We try to stay in touch but it has been more difficult lately. Doc’s pretty swamped with his current career working at the university (the big one, UT, TN not TX). I have a similar problem yet from time to time I write him an e-mail, I keep storing the wrong phone number which is why I don’t call.

Yes this was a long, meandering tale about meeting Doc (Lee) for the first time but my friendship with him has been similar. He, like Lester, became an unintentional mentor (or sensei) for me to get my head on straight. Much of my leadership style comes from his advice. I execute it differently; being more forceful and passionate yet it remains tempered by Doc’s wisdom.

I often think of him and always thank him for bringing me to Austin too. Coming to this city in the beginning felt like a mistake but he convinced me indirectly to tough it out and many great things followed: Somara, the cats, home ownership, Apple, other awesome friends, live music and all the famous people I’ve met. I owe him a debt of gratitude I may never be able to pay back…unless he returns to Austin. Believe me, I won’t stop trying.

And it all began with a routine interview for a Summer job.

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RIP Dom DeLuise

He passed away in his sleep last night. I’m sure it was probably something related to his ongoing battle with obesity but I will always remember him for all the funny things he did. Dom was one of the bright spots in those weak, vanity movies Burt Reynolds did (Cannonball Run comes to mind) and he had great moments in Mel Brooks’ films: Dom v. the Coke machine in Silent Movie was great. He even contributed to Dexter’s Laboratory as Dee Dee’s imaginary friend.

It wasn’t always comedy for him, he had a brief role in the really tense, scary nuclear war movie Fail-Safe in 1964. Dom plays Sgt. Collins, the Air Force technician who has to reveal top-secret information to his commander so the Soviet forces can shoot down the renegade American bombers.

Personally, the best comedic and dramatic role he did was semi-autobiographical, the lead character in Fatso. I wrote more about it here when I found the DVD.

Dom will be missed but he did leave a good body of work behind: books, TV and films.

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KMAG hits 900,000 songs

Drat! I missed out when my stream hit this milestone. I thought it would do this sometime this week but it happened while I was away in Dallas and it occurred when I would be out having breakfast. At least it’s not exactly a number that had any great significance, hence a possibly explanation on its choice. Nah, it is completely at random so what played was the luck of the draw.

Drum roll please for song number 900,000…

“Our Lips Are Sealed” by Fun Boy Three

Contrary to what many think, this is technically not a cover of the Go Go’s hit. It was co-written by Terry Hall of FBT who allegedly dated Jane Wiedlin when he was still in the Specials, he just got around to recording it in 1982 with his current act. Thus, I would rule it isn’t a cover if the song has multiple authors/composers and they perform it separately. Besides, back in the Sixties, artists frequently covered each others hits to fill up albums; look at the early Beatles and Rolling Stones.

Onward to one million! I will definitely be watching for it more closely. I may even fiddle with the server to guarantee I’m around to hear it.

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Happy (Belated) 40th Birthday Jose!

Yesterday I was so wrapped up in me, me, me, Grackl, me, me and Spinal Tap that I completely spaced on my best friend’s birthday (and you know I have more than one since I treat the adjective “best” as a category, not as an exclusivity). I did remember to send him card in time. With it being a unique age, I had bought it way back in December at Walgreens; it was one of those cards with an audio recording of Homer Simpson inside. Personally, I miss those machines that used to draw them with felt-tip markers for a few bucks.

Jose celebrated with his wife Nancy back in Orlando. Then they’ll be flying out to Las Vegas within a couple weeks. I wanted to join them but my car decided for me, a resounding “no” since it had developed a problem on a Sunday which I required a diagnosis of unknown cost (it was fixed). The package deal he landed is interesting but it’s a little too frantic for my tastes; I prefer to go at my own pace. It was his birthday so I’d go with the flow for him. When his employment situation becomes more predictable, I think we’ll do the joint trip we’ve been wanting to do again after how well 2005 went.

Meanwhile, let’s cover some factoids Jose has in common other than sharing a birthday with my Grandma (Maier).

Jose loves movies so I’ll start with the show business people: The godfather of Soul, aka James Brown; falsetto singer our parents probably liked, Frankie Valli; and British comedy writer Ben Elton (a major factor behind the Blackadder series). That was pretty thin. Maybe he knows of more since those were all I recognized on imdb.com.

History appears more generous: Ron Popeil who has yet to invent “Head in a Jar;” Niccolo Machiavelli (thankfully, Jose has nothing in common with the author); the first person to actually stand on the North Point succeeds in 1952; Gone with the Wind wins the Pulitzer Prize in 1937 and The Battle of the Coral Sea started in 1942 (the first modern aircraft carrier battle).

History and Hollywood turned out to be pretty thin.

I’ll close with a little history of Jose’s only birthday I remember celebrating, his 21st. I wish I remembered his 20th because I’m confident we did something during the first year we were friends living in the dorms. Back to the 21st. Poor Jose got stuck with trying to squeeze in some fun right before final exams and/or final projects at Marquette. Obviously being college students, even a small event involved drinking and no one was going to turn down the free beer on his birthday at the Ardmore. My relationship with Carrie was on the cusp of turning one so I know tagged along to wish him well. Jose was feeling no pain by the time we arrived. I recall making him laugh and freak out simultaneously with a dirty joke I won’t repeat here; it had a physical element too. For some odd reason, everybody else bailed thus Carrie and I helped him back to Mashuda (his dorm). Then he made us stop to buy a burger at Ma Fisher’s (one of the best cheeseburger’s in Milwaukee). With his food in hand, we delivered Jose safely to the lobby. Phil (roommate) said the chow wasn’t a good idea; shortly after Jose ate half of it all, there was a rush to the porcelain bus. Ahh, good times, good times.

Happy birthday Jose! If you know him, drop him a line through e-mail or you can find him through his Facebook page, wall or whatever it is.

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Grackl is finally here!

Some of you were invited to participate in the beta testing of Grackl over a month ago.

Well, now Apple has made it a official! So go download it into your iPhone or iPod Touch (with 2.0 or higher) and check it out. It’s free if you have a financial objection.

What is it exactly? Think of it as a chat client with a forum touch but it allows more than two participants in the conversation. But unlike SMS (I think the more common form of text-based communication), it travels on the data part which is unlimited on an iPhone, thus no additional charges on the monthly bill!

Congratulations to Jeremy and Adam on their first iPhone application.

All questions about the details of Grackl are available here, especially if I got it wrong.

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Spinal Tap Unplugged & Unwigged!

Harry Shearer Michael McKean and Christopher Guest

Harry Shearer Michael McKean & Christopher Guest on "The Majesty of Rock"

Yesterday I rode up to Dallas with my co-worker Jeff for the once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Spinal Tap! Okay, it was really Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer performing Spinal Tap and Folksmen hits as themselves with acoustic arrangements. These three guys are comedy-music legends so I’d sit through them playing nursery rhymes, Nu-Metal or Sonic Youth covers while fighting the Taliban just have the opportunity.

I need this in a frame with the rest of my collection

I need this put into a shadowbox with my collection.

Thankfully I didn’t have to. Due to the generosity of Jeff, we (Jeff, me and two other co-workers) got to attend the concert as guests with backstage passes. What a thrill. I haven’t had one of those bitchin’ stickers to wear in decades. Probably not since my internship at WQFM.

So we had primo seats in the Nokia Theater which allowed us to watch the whole stage but I could easily see the details of their faces. They opened with an a capella tune from something I didn’t recognize immediately (my guess it was from A Mighty Wind), then broke into Spinal Tap’s “Hell Hole.” Harry, Michael and Christopher alternated between Tap and the Folksmen plus they threw in a couple tunes from Harry’s solo material (I definitely need to get his Elvis-style parody of “All Backed up,” a crude story for another day). Between every couple of songs, the trio told stories about their alter egos Derek, David, Nigel, Mark, Alan and Jerry, showed fan videos set to their music and some other funny skits. Everybody loved their dramatic reading of NBC’s notes on what to cut out from This is Spinal Tap to make it appropriate for network television, despite it being possibly aired at 1130 PM (Eastern/Pacific) on a Saturday evening. Later they had the house lights turned up to have a brief Q&A session with the audience. I didn’t hear anything new other than the actors confirming that they did try to have Paul Stanley in the movie and how funny Fred Willard is; they quoted Martin Mull’s warning (I paraphrase it though) about you never know when Fred will turn on his blinkers. Annette O’Toole joined them for a pair of songs, namely “A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow.” The new arrangements on the Spinal Tap classics were awesome: namely redoing “Big Bottom” as a Beatnik Poetry-like song, accompanied by a Rubensesque dancer. 

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They autographed my copy of Break Like The Wind as the characters!

After the show we were allowed to go back stage where there was a special waiting room. Harry Shearer was the first to drop by. Sadly, Harry didn’t stay too long and requested no handshakes due to the current swine flu scare. Christopher, Michael and Annette appeared a bit later. There were other people Christopher wanted to visit first which was cool because it sounded like him knew them on a personal level. Jeff got to catch up with Annette and Michael for a few moments too; they were very sociable.

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Christopher Guest who oddly didn't recall recording one of my favorite CDs of 1992.

I did get a couple minutes with Christopher yet I didn’t press beyond an autograph and photo; he seemed kind of tired. It was a bit of a bummer not to get much personal face time with either Harry or Christopher. However, these gentlemen are comedy-music legends so they deserve a generous amount of slack from any hasty judgments about their personalities; you’ll never hear me say anything negative about them. Besides, they have a big year ahead: a new album in June.  I got closer than many people could ever imagine so I am still grateful to meet them while I could.

Michael McKean & Annette O'Toole; in case you didn't know, they're married.

It was a different story with Michael. He had an immediate answer to my question about Lenny & The Squigtones getting re-released (it’s tied up with Evan Bogart, the son of the famous guy behind Casablanca Records) and a correction; Peter Criss of Kiss was not on the album, contrary to the source I read. I did make him smile by knowing he attended the university now known as Carnegie-Mellon. Michael clarified that every school he went to became more famous or prestigious after he left: NYU is now Tisch (a performing arts high school) and Carnegie Tech became CMU.

If they are coming to your area. I seriously recommend you go. Seeing Michael McKean, Harry Shearer and Christopher Guest perform is an evening well spent with a major Pop culture touchstone: SNL alumni, The Simpsons, Laverne & Shirley/Happy Days, other entertaining improvised comic films, etc. I missed their last tour as Spinal Tap in 1992 and kicked myself for years. I got a reprieve this weekend, and then some. Now to set up a countdown widget for the CD package.

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NHL Playoffs 2009, Round Two, the Semi-Finals

For the first round I’m 5-3 on the outcome, same as last year and no ace as I did in 2007. Putting me at 18-6 for three years on predicting the first round. That makes me overqualified to be an analyst on ESPN and there isn’t enough failure to earn a ridiculous multi-million-dollar bonus to work at Bear Sterans, Wells Fargo, etc. The San Jose defeat was the most painful one to endure. Their GM promises to really shake things up. Good luck on that one Mr. Wilson. Notice he has the same surname as the old guy Dennis the Menace badgers so I’d say the odds are against him.

Despite one game already happening last night, I’m still going to take a stab at this.

For the West
1. #2 Detroit v. #8 Anaheim: Detroit Red Wings in 6 proving to the vitriolic Philly fans that a Brodeuresque goalie isn’t needed if you have solid Forwards and D. Anaheim can’t cheat anymore wide pads on Gigeure.
2. #3 Vancouver v. #4 Chicago: Vancouver Canucks in 6. Chicago has already “won” by getting this far. Vancouver wants it more since they’re the other sob story like San Jose. 

For the East 
1. #1 Boston v. #6 Carolina: Boston Bruins in 5. Carolina beating New Jersey was dumb luck and it’s about to run out with a pretty impressive Boston team.
2. #2 Washington v. #4 Pittsburgh: Washington Capitals in 6. If I’m going to be wrong on the outcome, it’s most likely here because Bettman will find a way to keep his girlfriend Cindy Crosby happy.

Let’s see how I do in about two weeks.

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A little belated Earth Day humor

It arrived earlier this week but as I bored you through my Facebook banner (poor-man’s Twitter), I was busy for the previous three days. I couldn’t resist getting this when the Onion offered it for free on Earth Day if I bought $30 worth of stuff. What else did I get? A hardback copy of Our Dumb World which is keeping me in stitches whenever I read it before bed; yes, I know I shouldn’t because the doctor said it can put my mind “on the hunt,” but it’s too hilarious. The other part I’m saving for another post in the Funny Shirts section; it’s one of my better shirts to wear at a Stubb’s concert.

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Is it a “new” team or an acquisition?

Today the AHL granted Austin (really Cedar Park) a limited membership in the league. There’s a condition to purchase a team in a year.

I’m confused. There will be a team but inevitably another one must be bought and relocated to Texas. So who will exactly be wearing the jerseys, etc? Maybe the two lawyers I used to play D&D with can cut through the BS and Orwellian language.

The AHL’s official site wasn’t much clearer. It did provide other details such as the (formerly) Philadelphia Phantoms and Quad City Flames being given permission to move: the former to upstate New York and the latter to British Columbia. Now with the Flames leaving for Canada, I think this would put them in the Northern Division with the other Canadian teams and create an opening in the Western Division for Austin. I knew they wouldn’t allow a team from the East come here because it would put nine teams in the WD (Chicago, Rockford, Iowa, Milwaukee, Quad Cities, Houston, San Antonio and Peoria in addition to Austin).

We probably won’t know more until the Calder Cup is awarded. I think the purchase of an existing team would be better than starting from scratch, even if it had the top prospects for Dallas in it.

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1989: My afternoon and evening with Mojo Nixon

Days like this one 20 years ago always makes me regret not being more of a shutterbug but back then cameras were just such a nuisance: the film, the delays to develop and worst of all, not knowing how well it turned out until it was too late. Digital might be flawed yet it’s nice to get some instant gratification. A picture would make this story appear more interesting.

Now the date is a best guess too. I can never remember when final exams were at Marquette since I’m normally puzzled by nearby UT’s schedule plus I have been out of college for almost 20 years. So I decided to go with this day yet keeping it short.

Back in early 1989, Mojo Nixon mania was at its pinnacle. He had become a minor celebrity on MTV thanks to his 1987 hit “Elvis is Everywhere” and hilarious TV spots for the network. I think he participated in their Spring 1988 or 1989 promotions. Then he followed it up with “(619) 239-KING” and “Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with my Two-Headed Love Child,” with a more extensive tour in 1989. Hard to believe he came to Milwaukee and it was some place larger than Shank Hall or the beat-up house off Kinnickinnick (or as the locals called it, KK Street). The biggest surprise was Mojo and Skid Roper (he used to be part of a duo until 1990) coming to WQFM because Mojo’s music was more of a novelty at the Dinosaur Rock station than something played out sincerity. Still, I was ecstatic. What a week I was having. First, meeting The Fixx on Monday and now this.

Afternoon DJ Downstairs Dan liked Mojo and Skid’s material so he knew what to play. They were great sports as well: going along with Dan’s chicken-drop game with callers and their live accompaniment to “Elvis is Everywhere” in the studio.

Being the unpaid intern, and a fan, I got the opportunity to give them a ride back to the venue. We spoke a tad. In person, Mojo isn’t too much different than his on-stage persona, he’s more laid back and relaxed, still witty though. Skid was quiet and I sadly have little memory of him other than his musical skills on stage later in the evening.

The show was an awesome tour de force of music, comedy and silliness. They did the hits “Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin,” with Mojo wearing the TV set at the intro, “Mushroom Maniac,” “Debbie Gibson,” “Chicken Drop,” “Jesus at McDonald’s,” “Burn Down the Malls,” etc. When he broke a guitar string, Mojo danced a little jig while the roadie restrung it. The current owners of the venue never removed the basketball hoops so Mojo took advantage of one by doing shooting free throws to “Mushroom Maniac” a capella. Concerts like his makes me wish I was wearing a SQUID device to preserve such memories. The only tangible souvenir I have is a concert shirt. His were the best too: blue-collar, gas-station attendant shirts with Mojo name tags stitched on and another patch saying “Mushroom Maniac.” The real thing from a work shirt manufacturer, not a replica. I did have an autographed poster. Sadly, it was ruined by a water leak in the Bloomington apartment in 1993.

I got to see him one last time in 1995 at Antone’s (when it was on Guadelupe, near Hyde Park). He remained as funny and energetic. He then retired in 2004 but usually comes back every Spring to headline his SXSW showcase at the Continental Club. Mojo also threw his support behind Kinky Friedman. Too bad he didn’t coach the failed candidate for the debate; Mojo’s faster wit would’ve helped the Kinkster beat political opportunist Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn (now trying to be mayor of Austin, I’d rather have Mojo).

Last I read or heard, Mojo Nixon is on the radio in OH or something but with how badly that industry is doing, I’m sure he’ll do one more, final, retirement tour. I figure, why not, The Who and Cher have been “quitting” for a couple decades. I did check his website, he was on Sirius. Nothing new posted after last Fall. Fingers crossed he’ll come to Austin in a non-SXSW or satellite radio capacity.

The final legacy of my partial day with Mojo was it being the kick-off to the best Summer of my college years (and teenage ones). Romantic matters began to gel with Carrie, I had an interim apartment for when my permanent one came on line in June, I had a decent-paying job to get through the season (actually two which is another story), two new friends I made at Mashuda would be around to hang with (Phil and Jose) and the big one, I was turning 21.

Thanks for the memories Mojo!

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Flyers are out, now comes the annual blame game

I was off by one game on my team being eliminated by the Penguins. Losing in game six is only bad when it happens in Philadelphia. The forums will filled with the usual invective: trade Briere, ditch Knuble, don’t sign Biron. I may not have watched them much this season but I defer to the current Philly reporter watching them. This team has a decent core. It needs some adjustment yet nothing radical such as firing the coach (not for another season), trading away the stronger vets or burning (owner) Ed Snider’s house to the ground. They ran out of gas in the last few weeks and they never really got going in the playoffs. They were outplayed by the Penguins and I stand by what I politely posted on the forum; the Flyers are their own worst enemy. Well…I did throw a smack at a Pens fans replying that Crosby didn’t own the Flyers, more like Gary Bettman, the lousy commissioner who will do whatever it takes to engineer a Pittsburgh or Washington victory.

The real objective this off season is getting a couple decent defensemen. How? I’m not the general manager and I’m glad, the Flyers are up against the salary cap, again. My only suggestion is to deal Niitymaki to assure Biron he’s the number on goalie this season. Then get those defensemen in exchange for Niitymaki, a couple forwards we can spare (Gagne, Briere, Knuble, Carter and Richards are off limits) and tell Biron he has the help but if he can’t be consistent, count on a mid-season trade. I’m confident Boucher is looking for a number one spot.

Now will the Sharks let me down while they battle from behind against the Ducks? I hope not. That reminds me, my friend the Red Wings fan needs to be reminded about his team taking in Bertuzzi while he talks smack about the Sharks having (Claude) Lemieux. Lemieux may have done the dirty hit everyone remembers in the Red Wings-Avalanche game but no one’s neck was broken.

Even if my number two team loses. I have 157 days to go before my city’s AHL team gets started in its first season.

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Operation: Alexandria, Week 6

Not dramatic but getting there

Not dramatic, but getting there. Most of the differences remain internal via boxes, shelves, bits and pieces.

Friends, well wishers, etc. are still getting confused over this project, especially when I reference it in Facebook’s low-end, poor-man’s Twitter update. So I’ve made a separate Category on the site for it to make it easier for those who ask.

Thanks to Earth Day and my mother-in-law’s yard sale (rescheduled from last week due to the rain), we did make progress on the P part of SPACE from Dr. Custer’s plan/suggestion. We haven’t received the final total but initial estimates on our share of the profits are around $130 to $145; I think the PS2 was the big prize. The environmental holiday pitched in more on the garage thanks to those old monitors and printers residing there.

Rumor has it, a local flooring store is having a sale so we need to investigate this because the future library is likely to be the guinea pig on pulling out the original, crappy carpet and have it replaced with bamboo. Somara is the one wanting to go with the plant-based material. As long as it’s affordable, easy to clean and invulnerable to cat whiz, I’m cool.

More boxes

More of Somara's boxes are stacked up by the window and I've purged or contained more junk off the floor.

I got more cleared out of the future office area. There’s more visible contrast on what I achieved yet much of it is the usual clearing out of paper, cards and other trivial pieces of junk. The big gray container is becoming either the permanent or temporary home of my enormous concert-shirt collection. I was going to pitch my mediocre filing cabinet since Somara’s nicer wooden one has become the home of the important paperwork (past taxes, other financial matters, etc.). Then it proved fairly effective at retaining all the old D&D junk I’ve accumulated over the last nine years I don’t want to trash due to all the effort I expended: adventures I printed/photocopied from Dungeon, NPCs who should return, maps to have laminated at kinko’s and ideas for my campaign, should I ever play again (debatable lately, but that’s a story for another day). I can see my part coming along though. When I walk from the door to those boxes against the window without worry of stumbling or stepping on something, I know I’m at the so-called tipping point.

Now to stay focused on giving away some things we found to friends and co-workers: another Playmobil pirate ship, comic books, computer books and old media. I hope next week’s photos shown a more obvious improvement.

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Nice Deliverance reference

This nice gentleman at the Pennywise/Pepper concert (I was doing my Ecology Action volunteer work) let me get a picture of what he was wearing. Definitely one of the other highlights of the show since neither band was my cup of tea. How to describe Pepper? The easiest answer would be this: they made 311 seem tolerable. Pennywise is easier: all those Skate Rat bands who admire Black Flag, Bad Religion, Circle Jerks and Suicidal Tendencies but only have a fraction of the talent or knowledge of chord progression.

The other highlight? Several drunk ladies pulling up their tops for Pepper because they thought the band’s spotlight was on them. No luck, it was the flashlights of Stubb’s security staff asking them to get off their boyfriend’s/husband’s shoulders…and to pull their tops back down.

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“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.”


Not when it’s made of chocolate!

This was a very, super special birthday cake for someone who’s a huge fan of the movie so I knew he’d understand most of the little jokes. Somara was very dedicated to this project because I had to buy her the DVD of This is Spinal Tap since she had never seen the mockumentary. What a fitting theme too. They’re doing an unplugged tour (no stop in Austin though, lame!) and this is the 25th anniversary of the film. I lost track how many times Somara watched it.

This cake goes to eleven…in its chocolatey taste.

Now this is a theme cake which means it wouldn’t be flat or square or round. The objective was to make it more along the lines of a sculpture, collage or any other kind of artwork. According to Somara, “it’s a chocolate cake with chocolate cream cheese frosting and a dark chocolate fondant.” Is it all edible? Yes but it’s all fondant which I think is some kind of Play-Doh of the culinary/pastry world.

Just like the movie, Stonehenge still isn't the right scale to impress the crowd.

We hope to hear from the birthday boy in a couple days, then we’ll know if he enjoyed it visually and gustatorily (sense of taste, I looked it up). I know Somara enjoyed creating this because it involved flexing her creative ability. I was skeptical though. Many of those theme cakes shown on Food Network suck in my opinion; they tend to take a shotgun approach of numerous elements and resemble a Web page made by Homer Simpson. Heck, I even advised her to just make a 12-inch square of black cake. It may have been interpreted as a mean prank yet it would be a simple, to-the-point joke.

Somara thought about hiding this element

Somara thought about hiding this element somewhere but no one bothers to eat cake with equipment from Homeland Security.

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