RIP Bettie Page

Although I was never a fan of hers, I did learn and understand her influence on contemporary artists like the late Dave Stevens. Originally, I used to think she was fictitious, some kind of ideal from the past that Baby Boomers idolized…other than the overrated Marilyn Monroe. The photos? Never saw many of them, by the time I was old enough to browse the risque section of the comic book store, what I had seen of Bettie were illustrations. Hence my theory. Besides, the photos were from the Fifties, they could’ve been multiple women wearing a wig because of the bangs from the hair style.

All doubts of her existence were dispelled after we saw the TV show about Bettie on cable with a rare interview. Bettie insisted on being hidden in a silhouette to spare her fans any disappointment on her current appearance.

The movie starring Gretchen Mol is pretty decent too. It treats Bettie and the subject matters involving those particular years in a tasteful, entertaining and mature fashion. I don’t know what other adjectives to use. It’s not a documentary and anyone expecting a late-night, softcore Cinemax movie will be disappointed.

Bettie will be missed in many ways. To me, she represented one of the last “models” of beauty which wasn’t artificially blonde, ultra-skinny, and over-proportioned in the chest: a living Barbie doll. It’s rather ironic to have Hugh Hefner of Playboy fame speak kindly of her too, he’s a major architect of the current, fake standard.

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“Oh, you’re off to work?…


…I’ll just make sure the bed remains here while it’s warm.”

I can always count on Molly for such an unselfish offer as Austin recovers from its two-day December freeze.

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Did Hawking ever propose or suspect this?

Now I have to accelerate my reading of Dr. Plait’s latest book Death from the Skies after learning about the confirmed black hole at the center of our galaxy. Chapter five explains them and what would happen (based upon what scientists know so far) should one of these come close enough to affect our solar system.

I’m not worried. If you read the BBC link, it’s around 27,000 light years from here. Besides, it makes sense that a black hole is there. Astronomers confirmed one at the center of another galaxy years ago and due to their intense gravity (thanks to all that mass concentrated into such a small sphere), I’d imagine they’re better “anchors” for galaxies like our Milky Way to hold its shape. Or maybe they’re more “efficient” than a red supergiant at the center: if our sun were a black hole, it would only be 3.6 miles in diameter based upon its current mass. Just like how a 200GB hard drive could store my entire CD collection of 2300 discs for fraction of space in my house: a 2.5″ portable drive versus three shelves over six-feet high and four-feet wide. Hmm. I wonder how long it will take the wounded, greedy Big Four labels of the Music Industry to stick my CD-black hole analogy to the iPod?

I also wonder about other well-loved sci-fi franchises integrating this fact into their backgrounds. For example, the Federation’s “space” in Star Trek is roughly 10,000 light years from end to end in the 24th century. Are the worlds closer to the galactic core even remotely affected? More worrisome to me is…why did I even know such a useless piece of trivia? It’s only a TV show! Yet, sometimes combining fiction with science can provide comfort and comprehension for others when explaining such an awesome and terrifying phenomenon; for a handful of celebrities it’s called a religion.

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“Winter” in Austin should be over tomorrow

We sure had it rough down here in Central Texas today with the sleet, cold rain and temperatures below 32 F (0 C). However, it didn’t bother me for long because the weather will be right back to the low 70s (20s) in a couple days.

Course, last night some (including myself) were hoping for an Ice Day off from work but I knew it was slim by 9 PM; there wasn’t any serious buildup of ice on my car by then. Good thing I didn’t count on it (I do need to catch up on my Rock Band time), the roads were great this morning and I arrived at work on time.

Not to rub it in on my friends up in the northern climates, Nelson told me how freezing it was in Chicago, Texas will probably get a few more cold snaps before March.

Take solace in this. As soon as a few snow flakes appear, the events from the King of the Hill episode “Snow Job” isn’t far off on what happens. (Unfortunately, every synopsis found on the Internet emphasizes Hank losing faith in propane when he discovers the boss owning an electric-powered stove.)

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The (computer) mouse turns 40

On this day, Dr. Douglas Engelbart gave a demonstration of this enhancement for computers at the Fall Joint Computer Conference. How I indirectly thank him practically every day of my life since the late Eighties. The other night, Somara and I were watching the Sixties Batman movie giggling over the Batcomputer which was just a bunch of lights. Same goes for the original Star Trek show. Despite all the other innovations Star Trek inspired such as cell phones (communicators) and jump drives/USB memory sticks (those silly pieces of wood), all it came up with for computers was voice recognition; a technology which still doesn’t reliably work if you’ve had go through a phone tree lately.

Anyway, thanks to Dr. Engelbart’s innovation and Apple making it standard on the Macintoshes in 1984, computers became more practical to me. Before then, they stunk due to all the arcane commands you had to type in. Heck, without mice and a decent GUI, computers didn’t really “solve” much, they felt like an end rather a mean (or a tool).

There’s more details here courtesy of the BBC.

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CD Collection hits 2300

I finally got around to adding all the great CDs I bought at Waterloo Records’ Black Friday sale and according to my FileMaker Pro database I now have 2300 albums in this (allegedly) dying format. It’s a puny number compared to Mark’s brother’s collection and numerous other stories you’ve probably read on the Internet.

So what was number 2300? The new Tim Finn record, The Conversation. Oddly this has 2006 as its copyright year despite the liner notes saying it was produced this Spring. Tim even gave us a preview of a couple tunes during his appearance at the Cactus Cafe in February.

On to 2400 & 2500!

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Robert Esche is playing (well) in the KHL

Back when the Icebats were their playing last season at the nearby rink, I frequently would run into a music professor who commuted between Austin and Philly. Obviously we yakked about the Flyers and Phantoms but I remember one particular conversation regarding the former goalie Robert Esche. He had a promising career in the NHL despite his last year being terrible and losing the number one gig to the overrated Antero Niitymaki (now the backup for Marty Biron). My team letting him walk away was no surprise since he was yet another victim of “blame the goalie” for their defensive woes and Stanley Cup drought. I figured he’d at least land a back-up position with a weaker team because he had playoff experience and had been on Team USA’s short-list for goalies. No dice. It seemed Esche fell off the face of the earth. The professor heard he retired and I assumed he was right due to his residency in Philadelphia.

Last night, I was trying to find a way to vote in the KHL’s upcoming all-star game. KHL? It’s Russian for Continental Hockey League, I guess K is used in place of C for the word.

By the way, you think the upcoming outdoor game between Chicago and Detroit at Wrigley Field will be cold? The KHL is holding theirs at Red Square in January! The NHL will have to play in the Arctic Circle to top that.

Anyway, I found an English version of the KHL website since this league was formed to pre-empt the NHL’s possible expansion into Europe. I never did find the voting section but I spotted a goalie who resembled Esche. After an hour of digging through the Russian-based sites (the Widget in 10.5 was NO HELP), I proved it was him. He’s the starting goalie for SKA (St. Petersburg, Russia) and he’s having a pretty good, winning season under an American coach (Barry Smith). It would be tempting to score a jersey for my collection with his name in Russian on the back (Somara gave me one of the Moscow Spartak years ago). Then I noticed the team logo has the old Soviet-style hammer and sickle on a red star incorporated in it. Wearing this in Texas would be unwise. We still have morons of all ages around here who believe the movie Red Dawn was a documentary.

I only hope Robert has a prosperous and safe career in the KHL. May it lead to his triumphant return to the NHL and not hepatitis, a fate some NHL’rs suffered during the last lockout.

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Happy birthday Sonia!

For many, today is the day of infamy and until I met Sonia. Pearl Harbor is what always came to my mind first and after 1994, it’s always her birthday.

Sonia is the oldest and longest friend I made in Austin, independent of the person who brought me here. Currently, she’s in Houston visiting her family and seeing her oldest nephew get married. Somara and I are hoping to squeeze in a long weekend to go see all of them, namely the two kids. They’re not old enough to sit still in a car for the three-hour drive here. I guess they have more patience on the European trains and flights. Seriously. One can wander around the compartment, maybe even make a visit to the dining car with those cool European, high-speed trains. I’m not sure about airplanes. Being under five, Lucas and Julia probably sleep through the majority of the trip, lucky them.

If you know Sonia, drop by her site (I need to get permission to have a link from mine) and wish her a happy birthday.

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Been sick this week

I apologize if you’ve been coming by Picayune looking for any updates. Oh I’m so full of bon mots! Well, maybe there will be more effective HTML code to cover sarcasm.

It has been cold around Austin (by Central Texas standards). Remember, like most residents here, my blood is thinner and our houses don’t have to be as insulated for the true freezing temperatures I don’t miss from my former home states of IL, WI and ND.

I’m feeling better and I’ll be seeing my key doctor on Monday which will help. As Dr. Custer calls our monthly visits, course corrections on making sure the Apollo XI makes it to the Moon. It won’t be as rough as October’s but I think it may feel close. The problem with having a cold (how I love the sore throat that came with it, a hazard of my profession) is all the insomnia and anxiety which comes with it. You get all this “free time” to recuperate and heal. What I’m still trying to master is not allowing my mind to “go on the hunt” as the wise doctor describes it.

Hate him or not, Ray Romano has the best story to explain it. One day, Ray is driving and his daughter (under 12) is with him. The daughter is smiling while staring out the window and Ray asks, “Honey? What are you thinking about?” She replies, “Candy.” Only a child could smile over such a line of thinking. An adult’s train of thought would go like this: “Candy, candy, mmm, oh, cavities! Cavities, cavities, yeesh, do I have a dental plan? Have I met the deductible? What if I lose my job? Am I gay?”

My mind “going on the hunt” isn’t always as dire. It just seems to have a need to stay “busy” or “occupied” when I wish it could remain “empty” for a few hours. It probably won’t matter since I’ll be spending the next few days digging out from all the mess I need to catch up on from being sick.

Thanks for your support though! Keep checking back and don’t be afraid to post comments, the solution from WordPress is much tighter on spam. Only one attempt made.

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The overdue good news

Some of you may already know this but Somara said it should be OK to post because she is going through orientation today.

Somara was hired as a permanent employee with Apple back on November 18. Her first official day was the 22nd though because of payroll dates.

What does she do? The same thing she has been doing for a few months, working for the iTunes Store, mainly billing matters from my understanding. I readily admit not to knowing all the details, she has been moved around during her years as a temp. Somara originally supported customers having problems with the files they bought from iTunes (songs, shows, etc.) but this was all through e-mail. Now she answers phone calls yet the majority are from other support agents.

Does this mean we’ve given up on her culinary dreams? Heck no. As you’ve seen from the postings on Picayune and Somara’s personal site, she continues to make cakes on the side. Working for Apple gives us the needed boost of stability, as in knowing her employment doesn’t have a ticking clock any longer. The salary and benefits are decent too. This will definitely assist us on killing off her student loan debt sooner, if we don’t have to buy a new car first.

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Thanksgiving 2008 Cake

Somara finally sent me a picture of what she took to her parents’ house for Thanksgiving. Underneath the sugary shell is a pumpkin-flavored cake. Not to worry, I did get a slice with the plate she brought back from the get-together while I put in a half day at work. We also have extras of those blue and pink pieces from the top to snack on, white chocolate.

Part of the revamping (or revising of the site, I will be re-labeling the Somara’s cake section because I can’t even remember why I numbered them in such an odd manner, I doubt I’ve posted 23 different cakes by her yet).

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Beulah, ND Encore: Small World V

Facebook strikes again! Another friend I had from the wild and carefree days of North Dakota contacted me. Thankfully, it wasn’t a poke but a request, which sounds more polite. Even better, this person from my past isn’t female…but if Jon were, I’m fortunate to have a wife who isn’t the irrational, jealous kind.

From 1985-86, Jon and I were part of a clique back in Beulah HS which included a couple other friends I lost touch with thanks to the distractions of college (beer, women and WMUR). Despite living in a frozen hell Dante never imagined, we had some memorable times. Jon even got me to take a more serious look at comic books through the DC Heroes roleplaying game and decent collection of New Teen Titans, New Mutants and X-Men (it was the Eighties, these books weren’t unbearable yet). Did I contribute anything good back? I’ll have to ask him because I am stumped and I was more of a taker then.

Much like Cindy, I did run into Jon during and after the Marquette Era but both times were complete surprises. Oddly, they were in Milwaukee too.

The first time was the evening of the Terence Trent D’Arby concert (March 1988). I was walking through the lobby of my dorm and there he was at the front desk. Since he was a high-school senior, Jon was traveling through parts of the Midwest to check out prospective schools. I doubt Marquette was a serious candidate but I was nearby so he dropped in. Jon certainly received a whirlwind tour of my life at the time plus a free ticket to the big TTD show. Then he headed back to Beulah to graduate and I doubt we communicated again.

Fast forward three years to GenCon 1991. I had been out of college for eight months, had an adequate-paying job with kinko’s as a typesetter, had been dating Carrie for over two years and I was at the ultimate nerd gathering in the known universe. LIfe was great. While talking to Phil, I spotted a familiar face from my peripheral vision and guessed correctly who it was. Seems Jon came down on a whim with his classmates from Grand Forks, ND (where the University of ND is). The convention was a four-day affair which gave us more time to catch up, gossip about other Beulahites and whatever. Encouraged by recent Maggi Picayune productivity, I promised to do a better job staying in contact via my “newsletter;” figuring I could recapture my past letter-writing levels from 1985. Sadly, GDW happened and most of you know the rest of that messy tale. (I also found his issue, converted from PageMaker 4 to InDesign 3, yuck, I don’t think I’d write back either.)

When Cindy and I started corresponding again, I had been thinking about Jon though. His name even came up in one of my searches through those services which will give you a phone number or address for a few bucks. Orginally I was looking for another person but I tried other names out of curiosity. Jon’s possible results seemed promising, the age and location seemed about right. I didn’t bother though, figuring he had forgotten me. How wonderfully wrong I was. It’s a good thing my name is rather obscure (there are other Steve Maggis in Facebook, heck the most “famous” one through Google’s search engine is a Right Wing jerk, probably my evil twin but fatter). Jon wrote me a pretty cool e-mail summarizing what has been going on after the long weekend in Milwaukee 1991.

Currently he’s in Germany studying for a semester abroad while completing law school. Maybe I can twist his arm into spending a couple days in Austin before he returns to his pseudo-home of Salem, OR. Meanwhile, I need to write him something more personal, the site is a tad general.

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Happy 10th Birthday Nick!

My first nephew celebrates a decade! I remember how thrilled I was when Brian gave me the news from California (where he was living at the time). I was on a later shift at work so I bought some kind of celebratory food to share the great news with friends.

One of my goals for 2009 is to either go to Chicago to see Nick and his sister Anna, or hopefully they’ll come to Austin. Obviously, I want to see their parents too. Somara has never met any of them in person which is another motivation for the long overdue gathering. He’s probably old enough to make a better assessment of his uncle who lives in Texas.

When we originally met in 2001, he needed Brian or Linda as an interpretor (he was only two then) and I remember his fascination over my talking Bugs Bunny watch. Now he’s really into Star Wars like most boys his age so I have received a couple questions regarding the characters (one of the few times Brian is probably glad to have a geek brother). Maybe when I’m in the Chicago area we can check out the planetarium (or is it an observatory), a Chicago Wolves game (Blackhawks are too expensive) and he can give me a tour of his school. Brian says they have a Wii at home which probably means I can give Nick some real competition because my brother never liked video games by the time he started high school.

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Happy 70th Birthday Rich Little

This man is the best impersonator on the planet in my lifetime but he is probably unknown to most people under 35. Dropping out of the limelight in the Eighties probably contributed to it. Lately, impersonation comedy has be relegated to a lesser status. Think about it. Have you really seen any on Comedy Central lately? Most of these acts are either in Vegas (Danny Gans namely) where they’re seen as hacks or they do voices for cartoons (Maurice LaMarche, Harry Shearer). I don’t have cable/satellite television anymore so if I’m wrong, please let me know, I’m curious to see who may earn the title from him.

When I was a little kid, Rich Little had his own sketch-comedy show on NBC which my parents enjoyed watching. Skewering Nixon (or in my house, Tricky Dick) was a frequent routine. Little never let up on mocking the former president, even after the resignation. Then he created a favorite traditional show on the young HBO network, his version of A Christmas Carol. All the principal characters were replaced by celebrities (living and deceased) he imitated. He tried to duplicate its success with a version of Robin Hood but it didn’t go over well since I never saw it repeated like his holiday special.

Despite his semi-retired status, Rich did appear as himself imitating Howard Cossell for the new Futurama DVD and he still makes the rounds on talk shows. The biggest piece of flattery he received in his career was potraying Johnny Carson for the movie Late Shift.

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He takes the pressure off of Mark & me

When I was younger and went to concerts, I always remembered seeing those old guys in the crowd, thinking, “Dude, check out the old farts who think they’re cool! They must be at least, like 30.” Now that I’m 40, it probably has all come home to roost in the minds of all the young people attending shows at Stubb’s when they get a look at me. I joke about it with my friend, and fellow concert-attender, Mark on how we’ve transformed into those guys! At least we’re in good company living in Austin, the age-spread on the fan base is distributed out more than many other cities.

Well, as of today, we’re now off the hook thanks to Ray Morrissey, a 47-year-old Brit who has been to 5000 shows since he turned 14. I’m confident he’s quite a fixture in the London scene too. More importantly, he’s older than us! This makes me feel better, not sure why but it’s not schadenfreude, it’s probably some lesser-known German word for “relief over getting another 10 years” on feeling completely out of place at an Austin show.

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