Happy Birthday Lee, aka Doc

What a nice coincidence today is. Another friend of mine has a birthday on October 29, my friend Doc, aka Lee. He is pretty significant in my life and indirectly with some of you because Doc is the guy who convinced me to move to Austin instead of returning to Milwaukee 15 years ago.

We originally met 19 years ago at Marquette but I’m saving that story for later since it’s pretty funny. We became fast friends during the Summer of 1989 and I stayed in touch as he soon left my alma mater for another school in Beaumont, Texas. Within a year he moved to Austin to pursue his dream of attending film school. All his letters, pictures and phone calls made the city sound interesting yet I only thought about visiting.

As I stated in an earlier post about Helen’s 25th birthday, I decided to return to Milwaukee in 1994. It was the last place I remembered being happy and I realized how much I couldn’t stand living in a big town masquerading as a city; or what another friend called Bloomington-Normal, the suburb with no actual city attached to it. The last visit during Helen’s birthday weekend really amplified those feelings.

A couple weeks after the decision, I called Doc on his birthday. I wanted to wish him well, see how film school was going, how was his Japanese progressing (he started this in 1990 at Lamar University), etc. Somehow my desire to return to Milwaukee came up. I probably announced it knowing my mindset then. What shocked me was how much Doc disliked his two years there. He proposed moving to Austin; he could convince his boss with the private dorm to hire me on as a leasing assistant. The response wasn’t very open minded. I said, Austin? I’m already living in a college town the only difference is yours is also the capital of Texas which also makes it a sleepy government spot, much like my old home Springfield. Doc countered on how those impressions were untrue in the Nineties plus my perceptions were colored improperly by what little I had seen on Austin City Limits on PBS and my mother’s visit in 1983. He made a decent argument at the end of the call. I said I would consider it. The following week pushed me over to the Austin camp; yet another run-in with my psycho co-worker Celli. You know the rest of the story. Mainly the end result.

Today, tonight and maybe part of tomorrow (I am posting this rather at a rather late time) is all about my friend. May his birthday be a relaxing, festive occasion he gets to enjoy with his wife Masami and his pets (I don’t know which cats are his lately).

Should you know him, drop him a line. If you don’t, feel free to wish him a happy birthday here…before I have to shut off the comments when the spammer hits this post, I give it one week.

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Happy Birthday Ryanne!

Today is the birthday of my little friend Ryanne. Or as I jokingly call her, the president of the Steve fan club, Austin Chapter. I have the fan art posted in my cube to prove it! Right there with other pieces friends’ children have sent.

RC (as her parents call her) will be celebrating today with one of Somara’s special cupcake set ups; pictures will appear later. It’s similar to the Elmo thing she did for another friend. There’s a layer of frosting over a bunch of cupcakes so it has the appearance of a cake from above yet there’s less mess or need for utensils. I got to see the finished work this morning. It looked great. Melia and Tarl (parents) will love it. Children? Hard to tell. Based upon my nephews’ behavior earlier this year, I think RC will be more interested in the decoration due its toy-like quality.

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Ben Folds

Ben Folds with his percussionist entertaining the crowd with his wit.

Late again on the music element yet I get a small pass. This show was the end of the current North American tour so there’s nothing else that followed to kill any immediacy. As coordinator for Ecology Action, I had to make sure everything was set up before and after the show plus there were only four of us to clean up a sold-out concert. Actually, I don’t mind the “work” because I feel less guilty about getting in for free at Stubb’s when there’s more labor on my end of the deal. This dovetails into my review-synopsis being overdue; I didn’t get to bed until 2 AM which made me too tired to bang this out on Sunday and Monday’s current obligations came before writing. So better late than never.

Overall, I was really excited about this show. Back when Ben appeared on my musical radar in the Ben Folds Five, I wasn’t impressed. The first album got on my nerves with “Underground” since it sounded so smarmy. Austin’s so-called Alternative station, 101X, playing it frequently didn’t help. Thankfully his first solo record swayed my opinion because I think “Rockin’ the Suburbs,” was a better mix of humor and commentary. Ben’s production work, namely with William Shatner’s awesome Has Been CD, raised his standing with me on prioritizing which concerts to shoot for if there are too many to choose from. As soon as I saw Missy Higgins on the bill in the AusChron, this was a no brainer.

Missy Higgins singing a track from her current album.

First up was Missy who will probably be pigeonholed by American radio stations as an Aussie version of Sara Bareilles, Sarah McLachlan, Fiona Apple or Norah Jones because she sings, writes and prefers to play the piano. I stumbled upon her through my friend Chip when he scored me a copy of She Will Have Her Way, a tribute album to the Finn Brothers. Every act on the disc had a female singer covering either a Split Enz, Crowded House, Finn Brothers or solo tune. Missy recorded “Stuff & Nonsense” and did an excellent job; Belinda Carlisle mangled it in 1986 which made me reluctant to hear anyone else do it. As for her live show, she was great. I would pay money to see Missy as the headlining act. Most of the emphasis this evening was with On a Clear Night, her current release and she did two songs I liked from it: “100 Round the Bends” and “Going North.” Before wrapping up, Missy did perform “Scar” which is on her debut; it’s a catchy, more upbeat sounding tune despite the title.

The main act came on about 30-40 minutes afterwards. What surprised me was that Ben made his way through Stubb’s from the back with a security escort to get past the crowd. Normally, the performers are already hanging out in the side shed warming up, relaxing or eating because they complete their sound checks an hour before the gate opens. Outside his unusual entrance, the show was a spectacle of sound and sight; there were still pictures and movies projected on a backdrop behind the band to enhance a song’s tone, mood or style. Ben kicked off with “Way to Normal” which isn’t on the CD. He explained afterwards how fake versions of anticipated songs were posted on the Internet as a prank, including the opener. However, Ben stated he had some small regrets over this since these throwaway tracks sounded better than planned. Maybe he’ll offer them on a B-sides compilation. Ben and his band spent the first half playing the new stuff, both fake and real versions. He would sometimes give a brief introduction on what they were thinking while they composed either. “Free Coffee” was my favorite due to the technical explanation he gave on how he made the electronic sound on his piano with a pair of Altoids tins nested in the strings (I could be wrong, maybe a musician can correct me). Obviously Ben and company played his earlier work for the second half, namely the hits: “Zak and Sara,” “Kate,” “Army,” “Losing Lisa,” “Grounded” and “Rockin’ the Suburbs.” My friend Helen would be jealous over me witnessing a live performance of the last song, it’s her personal favorite which comes up in conversation from time to time. I think we both like it since it’s a dig on all the Rap wannabe kids we see in our respective cities, Wiggas. Overall, Ben and Missy exceeded my expectations. The Onion gave Ben Folds a mediocre grade on this new album which gave me some apprehension despite going for free. This proved to be unfounded and I had a great time. Either the critic hasn’t seen this material live, which would probably change his mind, or he’s full of crap. Probably the latter because critics have to hate something once in a while to maintain their “legitimacy.” Next time, I will press to be more punctual on my concert adventures.

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Battle of the Bulge 2008

Around this time last year, we had returned from Jose and Nancy’s wedding. Thanks to the food, booze, fun and general laziness, I weighed 243 pounds! Course, the few days in Orlando weren’t the exclusive reason. My weight had be gradually creeping up several pounds a year ever since I recovered from my immune system being crippled in 1999; boy, I miss weighing under 190 then!

I took a more aggressive stance through exercise and cutting back my intake. The blood test really put more emphasis on less red meat and mayo. Then the Wii Fit (which I will get back into come November) helped put me at under 224 today. Another 40 should do. However, I made a bet with Somara on not eating red meat for the month of October; this includes pork, she says it’s technically red, not white despite the ad campaign. I’m going to pull it off but you can count on me being at Outback this Saturday evening, then I’ll probably stay away for around a week.

 

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Flyers win a game…two weeks after the season opens

Seven games into the season and my Flyers finally won! At least it’s against a team that matters, the Devils, who are also a shadow of their former winning selves. Oddly, it still puts them ahead of the Islanders; at least losing in OT gets you points which I recall was the Pens’ start last season. Anyhow, these possible champs of the East have become chumps thanks to their poor inexperienced defense, inconsistent goaltending (yes, I need to eat a plate of crow over Biron being the savior between the pipes), and the I-told-you-so’s for trading RJ Umberger and/or letting Jason Smith leave.

Things can only get better I suppose. I won’t throw away my betting slip on their chances of winning the Cup for a while longer, I’ll give them until February. Currently their 14-1 odds have jumped to 40-1 and if the Phillies lose, the Cheesesteak of Suffering ending will depend upon them because the Sixers are a bigger joke and the Eagles are already finished. Let me be clear, I am neutral on Philly’s other three professional franchises so taunting me about them doesn’t phase me. As for the Flyers, I’m not a zealot neither.

Oct 27, 2008 Update: Sometime after I posted this, I was reading in the Philly-based paper how many are calling this opening losing skid…the Palin Curse. Too bad nothing happened to Ed Snider instead, the idiot behind bringing the unwelcome politician to the game. Nothing awful I would wish on him, maybe something inconvenient such as a zit, constipation or a blister. Serves him right because many attendees said cheers were piped in to counter the live boo’ing.

Meanwhile, it looks likely that the Phillies will win the World Series; making my Cheesesteak of Suffering widget obsolete at 9289-90 days. Maybe the guy who created it can make one exclusively for the Flyers winning a Stanley Cup.

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Anniversary cake for friends

This rich delicacy was an anniversary cake for my friends Audrey and Bill to celebrate their marriage. They loved it on every level: appearance and more importantly, the taste. 
 
Sorry the picture of it is way overdue. I got a hold of the camera today to clear out some photos of cats and car parts. 
 
I don’t know about you but Somara’s design reminds me of the dessert made in the final scenes of the movie Who’s Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?

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Why we had a rough, long week with one car

All that money over a little piece of metal!

Last week, my 12-year-old VW Golf gave us a horrible scare on 183. We were barreling south on the freeway, doing the speed limit when Somara (who was driving at the time) announced that the clutch wouldn’t pop back into place so she could change gears. If you’ve never driven standard here’s the deal; the clutch is mandatory for shifting otherwise the transmission gets fried. We managed to drift the car out of the traffic and into a nearby parking lot. I couldn’t believe it. The clutch pedal was stuck in the floor and it wouldn’t snap back into place. It just lacked the spring-like mechanism to put it back into the ready position.

I quickly called my friend Jeremy since he’s a auto buff plus we had just left his business five minutes earlier. If anyone had a clue or opinion, it would be him. I luckily made contact with my mechanic 30 minutes after closing time. Jeremy and Toby both agreed, my poor Golf was capable of hobbling to the shop in second gear exclusively. Just a couple catches: it had to be started in second gear followed by gunning the accelerator to keep it from dying; stopping was more horrifying, kill the engine at red lights. Riiiiiight.

Somara got a hold of her parents to arrange towing and then we took Jeremy and Tina to dinner at Chuy’s. How I enjoyed having a couple margaritas since driving was out of the question for days. Good thing my boss also gave me his phone number, Toby’s garage doesn’t open until 9 AM.

The repair entailed a week due to my mechanic’s workload. What can I say, he’s good and probably the best in Austin if you own a VW. Toby was hoping for something simple but no dice, my car prefers the expensive route, especially when I’m getting ahead on the bills…$861 since it became the bulk of the clutch mechanism. I only saved the part responsible as shown in the picture. Trust me, he had to replace the kit n’ kaboodle. Toby showed me the damage to the flywheel too, ugh! Oh well, I received 118,000 miles on a part which lasts around 100,000.

More about the part in the picture. It turned a rod which then turned a series of mechanisms to change the gear ratios. With the crack, this piece could no longer grip the rod, thus no more shifting. Jeremy can explain it better in the Comments if anyone cares.

Now I’m having to re-learn how to drive with a more responsive clutch. It gave me flashbacks of driving my car on its first day, a traumatic and embarrassing experience I would prefer not relive.

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A little sample of Austin’s stray population

The spirit of the cat was with me over the weekend. Normally, I drive Somara crazy on our walks around neighborhoods (the one we live in especially) by luring out the felines I spot. What can I say? I’m a Leo. I have to demonstrate my bond.

For some reason, their eyes always reflect flashes.

Sunday night, I managed to get one of the feral cats who lives near Apple to hold still for a picture. (Somara traded shifts for a day, I avoid work because rest is pretty important right now.) I took numerous pictures yet I couldn’t stop his eyes from reflecting. Male? Most likely the cat is a he due to the jowls around his face, this usually means an un-neutered male. Next time, I’ll see if he’s amenable to accepting free food.

Don't let the look fool you, this cat likes to be petted.

The other cat was more fun because she helped me kill a little bit of time while I was waiting to pick up my car (which is another story). I was surprised to see her since Toby (my mechanic) tends to have dogs as neighbors. Contrary to the picture above, if this cat was upset, I would’ve been covered in scratches and bites. She is definitely someone’s pet. Feral cats won’t come anywhere near people for a nut like me to grab her and stroke her fur.

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Happy First Anniversary Nancy and Jose

On this day last year, Jose and Nancy tied the knot. What a great time, namely the food and friendship.

According to the Internet, the gift options are rather lame: paper or clocks. I wonder how clocks are modern when you can see the time on numerous appliances and people wear watches.

The people who determine this should change it back to paper because cash and checks are made of this material.

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Happy First Birthday Evelyn

The fun little daughter of my friends Ethan & Kelly had her first birthday. Not exactly sure if they celebrated today, in advance or later.

Maybe there will be some pictures in the near future of a party or something.

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This comic be fish wrappin’, arrr! – Captain McAllister

Halloween is almost here along with a couple of other traditions: The TV and comic book versions of “Treehouse of Horror.” I’m more familiar with the latter because we’ve been without cable or terrestrial-based TV for over a year. This year it’s The Simpsons’ Treehouse destroying my ignorant copyright theory from another review. For 2008 the guest writers aren’t very interesting, namely the duo making a parody of their 30 Days of Night franchise. I don’t know anyone who even bothered seeing the movie. Thankfully the Bongo staff writer Ian Boothby prevents the tradition from being a complete waste with his take on the recent J-Horror trend complete with black-and-white manga-style artwork. For the first time ever, I cannot recommend this annual Simpson comic. The cover price would be better spent toward purchasing the recently released season 11 DVD set. Maybe next year they’ll find stronger guest writers.

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I blame Jean-Claude van Damme for this trend

This factoid from the Economist was rather unsettling.

Americans tend not to think of Belgians (especially their children) as pugnacious. Unless the has-been kickboxer from the title has caused an epidemic on the playground. I always figured that Jean-Claude was the exception, not the rule because when someone talks about Belgians, I usually think of Hercule Poirot. Yes, I know he’s a fictional character, it just doesn’t bode well for Belgium on their “fame” in the world.

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We were an Arbitron family, for a little while

After all these years, I finally got selected by Arbitron to share my listening habits. My immediate guess on why we were picked was a lack of middle-aged DINKs to survey; I still chose EuroAmerican on the “race” category since other ethnic groups get to claim Africa and “Latin” parts of the world. Too bad I got asked 20-plus years later  for such information. Radio is in horrendous shape nowadays. In Austin, the only time I’m listening is in the car because the tape deck is kaput (amongst many other parts lately). Keeping track in the diary Arbitron gives you is pointless thanks to all the channel surfing I do. Commercial? Click, change the station! What? 101X is still trapped in the Nineties by playing the same five songs by Nirvana or Smashing Pumpkins? That’s sooooo Alternative. Click! Dudley needs to feed his ego by boring me over his peeves on KLBJ (he’s such a Howard Stern wannabe, pretty sad). Click! So on and so forth. Even NPR affiliates are such liars about their “lack” of advertising. They just call it underwriting and shill for Dell on KUT.

What’s even funnier are the plugs for high-definition radios. I’ve seen them at Fry’s gathering dust. If you’ve ever been to this retailer (think Wal-Mart meets Radio Shack, yet just both of their negative traits too), then you know it’s impossible to find an employee who knows how to make it tune in those additional stations. One would think the proponents of the next Betamax could’ve chosen a better store to demonstrate these.

My friend Mark said it best a while back. The radio business is pursuing the wrong aspect, technology won’t save them when their problem is content.

Hopefully my diary will make this point to Arbitron or you can blame me for rise of smoothjazz.com’s advertising rates.

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Happy Birthday Helen

Here’s to the longest friend I’ve had from Marquette. Longest? I met Helen in a class before Paul through his roommate so that’s how she receives this title.

Looking back, her birthday is special to me because we all could usually celebrate it in school: mine and Paul’s were always during vacation and Jose’s was right before final exams. I think midterms were over by then which led to everybody kicking back.

The were two memorable ones: 1988 and 1993. Helen can recall these pretty well. I won’t go into great detail on 1988 since it almost ended with the hosts being evicted from their apartment. The latter was more personal. We (Paul, Helen and I) all met in Milwaukee for a long weekend at Julie’s apartment; coincidentally, Julie shares the same birthday as Helen. We hung out with Julie’s friends mainly but took in the sights and memories of Milwaukee-Marquette. So much had changed yet we had only graduated from the area three years earlier. How I wished that weekend never ended.

On the drive home, I teared up, thinking about how much I missed my friends, the old city I used to call home and wondered why I was staying in Central Illinois. All the people in Bloomington who made life bearable moved away: Lester to Wisconsin, the Bryants to Chicago and even Phil gave up the ghost to work/live near his parents. There were other friends to pass the time, they just seemed to have no qualms over their lot in a place I felt had no future. I decided then I would return to Milwaukee sometime in early 1994. First I needed to save up a nest egg to buffer the long streak of unemployment. I had been living with my grandmother for a couple months (not by choice), thus I would only need to scrimp for another six months; how wrong naive I was. I can’t recall what were the other parts of the plan. I only knew the situation in Bloomington was untenable.

Good thing I shared my idea with Doc a couple weeks later. He convinced me to gamble on Austin instead. The rest is history.

Back to Helen’s birthday. If you know her, drop her a line. If you don’t, I’m sure you still can send some good vibes her way. Helen has endured knowing me for 22 years, that’s worth a few pounds of karma.

I didn’t intend this post to be so twisted around myself. I wanted to share how Helen’s birthday has a specific place in my memory and mind.

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Presidents of the USA in Austin

The Presidents rockin' the citizens of Austin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know this show took place Wednesday night but as I’ve informed many of you, I’ve been ill (on many levels) so I finally got around to mention how it rocked. Originally, I was going to volunteer for this with EA before I went on vacation. Then there was no sign-up list and other matters took precedence. I didn’t feel awful. I’ve enjoyed their last two CDs yet they weren’t on my short list of reunited acts to see with limited resources, I need to keep my health up for Ben Folds and Missy Higgins near the end of the month. A day before the show, EA’s coordinator sent out a request for volunteers. I chose to go on an impulse. Why not, it’s not like my Wednesday nights are booked anymore. Well, I’m glad the EA lady asked, PUSA’s Austin show was a memorable evening during the best weather of the year.

The Black & White Years warming up the crowd. They don't mind comparisons to the band VHS or Beta…they've even toured with them.

On stage first was a new band, The Black & White Years. A really solid quartet that fit the vein through their distinctive sound and subtle humor. They seemed to be a puckish act to my ears, I could be wrong, I never did follow through on auditioning for Pitchfork when they were recruiting. They made a great first impression on me. If you like Razorlight, VHS or Beta and the Dickies, you’d dig what they do. Since PUSA shirts were reasonably priced, I had money left over to consider buying their CD. After spotting Jerry Harrison’s name as their producer, all hesitation evaporated. Who? Jerry Harrison was the guitarist/keyboardist in Talking Heads and the producer for the Violent Femmes, BoDeans, Live, General Public, Neurotic Outsiders (Duran Duran side project), Josh Joplin Project, Black 47, No Doubt (really) and Crash Test Dummies. I had the opportunity to speak with the lead singer. He told me about the fantastic time they all had working in California with Jerry. These guys are definitely in the running for best debut should I get off my behind to complete a “Best of” story.

Meanwhile, the Presidents won me over with their live show. First of all, I never knew the lead singer (Chris) plays a bass guitar with only two strings. He’s pretty skilled with it because there wasn’t a note he couldn’t reproduce when dueling the guitarist (Dave). They did all the hits everyone expected of them: “Lump,” “Peaches,” “Mach 5,” “Kitty,” and “Video Killed the Radio Star.” On the bridge of “Kitty” they snuck in one verse and chorus of Stevie Wonder’s “Superstitious.” Nice touch. There were contributions from the previous and current album: “Ladybug,” “Love Everybody,” “Rot in the Sun,” and “Mixed up SOB” which has a video directed by Weird Al Yankovic. How fitting, he did a parody of “Lump” called “Gump” with humorous results in 1996. Overall, it was a night at Stubb’s I found worth driving all the way in from the ‘burbs and losing sleep to experience.

In light of this concert, I would recommend revisiting their old and newer material. You might discover there was more to them than being improperly branded the “Court Jesters of Grunge,” who got to do the theme for The Drew Carey Show.

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