Picayune refinements

Yesterday was a long, long day but in a good way. Whenever there’s a concert and I’m volunteering for EA (Ecology Action, not the videogame company Electronic Arts), I usually take in a late dinner at Katz’s, then go to bed around 1-130 AM. Definitely makes a late morning the following day. Then I had to get my Wii Fit time in (I’ll have a “review” after a month of using it). The remainder of the day was spent hanging out with my friends Jeremy and Tina at their primary business. Why? Jeremy used to be a Mac Genius so he had the tools, skill and patience to upgrade my Mac Mini. If you noticed, the site was down most of Monday. I figured it was safe to do because everyone else is trying to recuperate from the weekend. Then it was restored to what I had before the disastrous upgrade to 10.4.11; down to 10.4.9 when I imaged it last week. Jeremy was a champ too. He bumped up my hard drive from the puny 80 GB to 250 GB at cost. Now my stream (KMAG) and site Picayune can continue to expand for at least several more years.

Thankfully, the “restoration” of 10.4.9 solved my Java spinning out of control problem with Picayune. Now we’ll have more time to debate the merits of going to 10.5 Server (maybe) and getting the best theme from Drupul to take over around the third anniversary (highly likely). The latter will be similar to D&D’s transition from 3.5 to Fourth Edition; you’ll probably get pieces of it since Blojsom and Drupul can run side by side yet unlike D&D, I promise much less disappointment!

Let me know if you notice any improvements in the Mini’s performance with the site too. I have, namely in how quickly it responds to authentications and restarting my stream.

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Dresden Dolls

Here are the Dresden Dolls sharing the stage with their two opening acts doing a cover of the Beastie Boys' “Fight for Your Right.”

Before last night, I liked the Dresden Dolls. Their album Yes, Virginia… was certainly a surprise hit on my personal list for 2006. Their take on Cabaret-style music definitely got my attention and it made me pursue more material. How I got into them, I’ll blather on about later.

After their concert last night, I was definitely impressed and they were automatically placed on my Must-See List whenever they’re in Austin. Certainly one of the best performances of the year so poor Ladytron and Rilo Kiley have a hard act to follow (seeing them on June 6 and 16 respectively).

I received permission to photograph this. She must really like Labyrinth

Most of the audience was equally entertaining since their diehard fans dress up in costumes reminiscent of the movie Cabaret with numerous Goth flourishes from the local Hot Topic. There’s even a more dedicated following called the Dresden Dolls Brigade. These people usually tag along the tour route and perform before the shows. The two who I met were gracious enough to let me take a couple movies of their routines (I hope to post them later but it grew dark so I will see what kinds of effects iMovie can offer).

They came all the way from New York to entertain the crowd.

Two bands opened. One was from Austin. They were OK. I had never heard of them but I will have to see what the Austin Chronicle has on file for past appearances such as where they tend to play. Smoosh was the touring opener, a trio of teenage girls with a surprising amount of potential. If they could cover the Eels’ song “Flyswatter” and make me interested in giving the source another listen, then Smoosh is a band I look forward to hearing from soon, especially when the new album appears. (I found details about them on AllMusic.com; the drummer was trained by Death Cab for Cutie’s drummer.)

Meanwhile, the Dresden Dolls had one of the best pre-show “mix tapes” I’ve caught in a while. In many ways, it was a quick tutorial of their influences: Adam Ant, Kiss, Journey, Kaiser Chiefs and (obviously) Berlin-period David Bowie. When they hit the stage, it was an event too. Dressed as Gestapo-like agents in trench coats (without the Nazi regalia) and domino masks, Brian and Amanda marched to their respective spots with “Imperial March” playing. Then they broke into a number which I think is their theme song. Wisely, they shed the costumes for more comfortable attire (it was still over 85 F despite the darkness). I didn’t recognize any tunes from Yes, Virginia… but they made me a fan of “Coin-Operated Boy” from a previous album. They Might be Giants are so tight, those guys can turn on a dime but the Dresden Dolls demonstrated their ability to imitate a skipping record, which is part of “Coin.” They did it without making it sound forced or contrived. There was another element during the bridge involving two stage hands yet it’s not appropriate to explain in front of children. If you must know, send an e-mail.

Yours truly getting his face time with Amanda and Brian.

Afterwards, Amanda and Brian were generous with their time to grant autographs. I think Austin being the end of the tour helped in such a decision. They were really nice. I let them know I got into their music through the High School Reunion album from 2005 which featured them covering “Pretty in Pink.” Amanda said it was the first time she heard that plus she’s a big fan of the movie. Brian sadly told me they were heading home right away and they wouldn’t get to recuperate in Austin. Both signed my copy of the new No, Virginia… too. Even though it’s a collection of B-sides, I think big things will be coming the duo’s way in the near future. Amanda also has a solo record out this Fall which received a big hand from another famous piano-playing singer/songwriter, Ben Folds.

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Happy Birthday Anna!

Today is my niece’s sixth birthday! This is the one who lives in Chicago with my brother Brian and sister-in-law Linda. All the pictures I’ve seen of her are great and she resembles Brian so much.

With this age, Kindergarten starts in the Fall. I hope she enjoys it as much as I did…at least I recall liking it most of the time despite being in the top reading group (we had a lame name which was why I wanted to be with the average kids).

I left a message at the house, asking what does a girl her age like. Probably too old for Dora & Diego but way too old for an iPod, clothes and the ultra-girly stuff. We’re open to suggestions.

Jun 2, 2008 Update: Talked to Brian yesterday. Anna will be enrolling in Kindergarten since Illinois has a different cut-off date for enrolling children. I had a fun conversation with her on the phone too. She received a bracelet and breakfast at Le Peep is what I mainly heard.

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Interim Solution

It has been an ugly week for Picayune and my server. First the power supply dying unexpectedly put it out of commission for over a day. Now its software solution known as Blojsom is constantly crapping out by letting Java gobble up practically all the CPU power the host has. This may explain why the more successful Moveable Type, WordPress and Drupal solutions don’t use Java. I’ve also concluded that Java is Sun Microsystem’s practical joke on the other platforms or an accident they let loose on the world like all the invasive species plaguing Australia.

What’s the immediate plan? Thanks to my friend Jeremy who is smarter and more experienced with such matters…more RAM for the Mini. Since the 10.4.11 update, I’ve also noticed an uptick of pageouts. Then I will probably restore it from the back up, tweak it for entries which are missing and cull its QTSS logs from KMAG’s history. This will put Picayune back to 10.4.9 which could be the last good version it ran from. I do hope to install a larger hard drive in it to keep the Mini’s options open. KMAG continues to grow and I figure the stream will need more GigaBytes to store songs as I work toward the long-term goal of 10,000-plus tunes.

Should the simple hardware updates prove to be a bust, then I probably have no choice but to give up the ghost by dumping Blojsom for Drupul. Jeremy and Adam both prefer it for their personal sites along with their businesses. Besides, Jeremy is willing to assist me in customizing it to get it to conform as closely as possible to what I had, namely the calendar and categories. I have browsed over the many themes Drupul has. Some are close. Some also have new features I would love to incorporate such as a poll (trust me, nothing divisive or controversial). Best of all, no Java! It uses the traditional PHP and MySQL which make my head spin.

I’m open to other suggestions. You’ll have to e-mail me, I have turned off commenting in iWeb.

The timeline for this is July, right around the third anniversary of when Picayune switched from an intermittent, old-style, static Web page to the Blog format.

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RIP Harvey Korman

The news broke last night but fatigue knocked me out too quickly to post anything. He made the headlines during the news breaks on NPR this morning to compensate. Death isn’t great yet it is nice to know Harvey made a difference in the world through his talent.

In many ways, Harvey was the precursor of Dan Akroyd and Phil Hartman, the comic every-man and foil for Carol Burnett, Tim Conway and Mel Brooks to use. He was definitely essential to the success of Blazing Saddles, High Anxiety and his minor part in the French Revolution from History of the World, Part One. It was a rough, sad final season of The Carol Burnett Show when he bailed. How his character (Eunice’s henpecked husband Ed) was written out of the sketch felt rather trite and forced. As much as I liked Dick Van Dyke when I was a kid, he was no Harvey Korman which is probably why Carol’s show ended with a whimper.

He certainly was talented. Harvey made even mediocre comedies amusing with his abilities to turn onions into onion rings: Americathon, The Star Wars Holiday Special (You thought the prequels were bad? Check out this stinkburger on YouTube or bootlegs.) and the umpteenth version of Huckleberry Finn, he played one the con artists in the Dauphin scam. I know I was cheering for the cartoon O. Ratz to be picked up as a series on CN during its run on the What a Cartoon Show because his voiceover work was distinctive and equally funny; remember, he was the Great Gazoo on The Flintstones.

If you look him up on imdb.com, you’d be surprised at all the dramatic roles he did. The problem was you’d keep expecting him to suddenly turn into Hedley Lamarr; this happened to me while seeing him portray the Russian ambassador on an episode of The Wild Wild West. I imagine other cast members and directors were guilty of this too. I certainly should take a second look at his serious work in Betrayal of the Dove, if it can be found.

This weekend, I am going to put aside the time to watch Blazing Saddles since his interaction with Mel during that cabinet meeting was a key reason why Ethan and I became quick friends; one of us picked up a cue during a dinner, thus irritating our easily irked comrade Garrett.

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Today Ian Fleming would be 100

Somara and I caught this tidbit yesterday through NPR. How fitting that a new Bond movie will be out this year. It’s a bummer he died so soon though. Then again he was spared seeing the awful adaptations of Moonraker, A View to a Kill and Die Another Day flicks; any of them could’ve given him the heart attack which ended his life.

I know numerous fans are complaining about other people writing the books too. Ten years ago, I read Zero Minus Ten by Raymond Benson who was the US president of the fan club. He did a great job! I had trouble putting it down plus I kept thinking, “This is what the Broccolis should’ve gone with!” instead of Tomorrow Never Dies because the UK lease on Hong Kong ending was a stronger and more interesting premise than a Rupert Murdoch-Bill Gates parody.

Meanwhile, I think I’d like to read a biography on Fleming to see where the lines between him and Bond blur.

May 28, 2008 Update: Incidentally, today is also Blofeld’s 100th birthday. I think the new Bond movies need to bring him back despite him being “killed off” in You Only Live Twice (novel) or For Your Eyes Only (movie). The films always used a different actor and they can keep doing that, demonstrate what a slippery foe he is because no one really knows his true appearance.

Sadly, I found out I was wrong about Fleming’s family. He did have a son who died of an intentionally drug overdose in 1975.

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1998: Phil Hartman shot by his wife

Rule number one with divorce, move out before or immediately after you tell your spouse the ugly news of your decision. Especially if the spouse has a history of addiction.

It was such a shame when I received the news from the old PowerComputing mailing list. Phil was the consummate chameleon of comedy and the ultimate straight man. According to legend, his nickname at SNL was The Glue because he could hold most of the show’s mediocre stuff together. I personally feel he went on to have the career everyone thought Dan Akroyd could have, if Dan made wiser life decisions.

He was a key element to the success of The Simpsons through Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz too. Matt Groening agreed about this fact which is why the part of Captain Brannigan from Futurama was created just for Phil. Phil insisted on auditioning since he didn’t like the idea of it being handed to him; this is from the commentaries on the DVD. After the tragedy, Groening had the lead character Fry renamed Philip J. Fry in Phil’s memory.

This week, I need to hunt down something he did that was a standard example of his talent. News Radio is a better candidate but it’s difficult to rent a TV series and I think he mainly had supporting roles in films. I’m open to suggestions.

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Picayune is back after its server has a near-death experience

Good thing I posted a warning about the Server going offline because the power adapter decided to take a dump yesterday. This threw the remainder of my afternoon into a tizzy. Initially I feared it was the Mini’s logic board which is what happened three years ago with the iMac (the first host). I ran it over to work and tested it against another Mini’s adapter. You could imagine the relieved look on my face when it turned out to be a rather inexpensive part.

The next phase was checking the two Apple Store’s in Austin. Both were a bust on having it in stock so a replacement is on its way via FedEx through online means; turns out Apple does sell the adapter as a commodity like keyboards and mice. Meanwhile, my bosses were gracious enough to let me borrow the one I did the testing with. It’s amazing what you can achieve when you ask nicely and don’t borrow company property without asking.

The lesson learned? Don’t bother backing up. Just keep running the thing continually until it dies! Seriously, it’s a good thing the backing up was successful that morning and the upgrades went without a hitch. Why can’t more people do this? It may be inconvenient but data has no tangible price tag.

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Phoenix lands successfully on Mars!

I was on pins and needles for this today since the last landing attempt failed and from the other things I’ve read, NASA has been batting .500 since the Viking missions when it comes to Mars.

Somara and I caught the half hour of tension through the NASA station which my “defunct” Dish receiver still picks up for free.

According to the people on NASA TV, the Phoenix nailed the landing with it only being a quarter degree off; meaning it’s on a flat surface. Pretty amazing work, controlling a probe millions of miles away with a 15-minute delay. It was deploying its solar array by the time we left for dinner and there should be pictures tomorrow night!

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1883: The Brooklyn Bridge is completed…

…and there are still chumps buying the deed to it.

Then again, does anyone younger than the “Greatest Generation” use that expression?

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Speed Racer

Building a movie around an old Japanese cartoon sounds like a stupid idea. The Wachowski siblings writing/directing the film doesn’t help, their credibility went down the tubes with the last two Matrix installments. Then came the litany of cliches from everyone else at work, the Internet and my comic book store: Hollywood is creatively bankrupt, someone’s childhood got raped, etc. My doubts were converted to curiosity when I finally saw the trailer several months ago. This is only a guess, but I think the Wachowskis knew the source material was rather thin so they decided to go the Lucas route, make it visually impressive and hope for the best.

Speed is a promising young race car driver. After his recent victory from the opening scenes, Mr. Royalton tries to recruit Speed to join the Royalton racing team. Intimidated by the enormity of this man’s corporation and operations, Speed declines because his parents’ smaller company is a better fit. Royalton doesn’t accept the rejection well. He gives Speed one last chance to reconsider by revealing how the World Racing League (WRL) rigs the outcomes to distract the world from underhanded corporate mergers, takeovers and outrageous profits. Then Royalton closes with a guarantee that Speed will not finish his next scheduled race in Fiji.

Meanwhile, Racer X and Inspector Detector of the CIB are closing in Royalton’s ties to organized crime boss Cruncher Block. Another driver named Togokhan is willing to provide evidence on the Royalton-Block connection if Racer X assists him at winning the extremely dangerous Casa Cristo race. (This is what NASCAR probably aspires to: drivers being allowed to blatantly cheat by using gadgets to eliminate each other.) Many participants have been killed in this competition, including Speed’s older brother Rex. Since the race requires a three-car team, Racer X and Inspector Detector ask Speed to be the third member of Togokhan’s team, gambling on Speed’s recent encounter with Royalton as motivation.

What follows could be spoiling the movie but the Wachowskis nailed the cartoon’s key elements: ninjas, secret agents, gadgets such as jump jacks and machine guns, gangsters and tracks that only work if Newton’s three Laws of Motion were suspended. I loved their use of color. Everything is bright, loud and distinctive yet it didn’t give me a headache. The Wachowskis also experiment with unconventional transitions during the races but these keep the action fluid. Traditional techniques would’ve been clunky, stiff and jarring. They found a clever way to convey the accelerated pace of these competitions to the audience and between the drivers.

Worth Seeing?: Yes. Seeing it in a theater with the wider, scope-based screen would be better because TV will lose the enormity of the action. I feel this is a DVD-worthy title since children, namely boys, will want to watch it numerous times for the two major race sequences. It’s a shallow movie like Transformers but the Wachowskis did a better job preserving my ideal, flawed memories/expectations of the cartoon.

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The Stanley Cup: Red Wings in six

The Stanley Cup will be a match up between an “Original Six” team (Detroit) and a “Next Six” team (Pittsburgh). Montreal’s defeat guaranteed that Canada would be excluded for the first time in three seasons which probably made NBC breathe a huge sigh of relief. It is certainly a better series than last year’s; the Cup would go to a team from the Nineties’ expansion period, ugh.

I have to side with the Red Wings on this. It’s their fifth appearance in 13 seasons which is much better than anyone else since the Eighties’ Oilers. The franchise shares the same philosophy as Philly: change out the parts on the “machine” to keep it running through trades and develop long-term draft picks while they’re in juniors, Europe or a couple seasons in the AHL. Cheering against the Pens isn’t motivated by my Flyers losing to them for the Eastern title. My team only has themselves to blame there and all they had to do was lose well through close scores or drag the series to seven. Pittsburgh doesn’t deserve to compete for the Cup because this organization is managed in the same manner as other professional teams; poorly and greedily. SuperMario and crew threw away multiple successive seasons to land numerous draft picks: Crosby, Fleury, Staal and Malkin. I hate such a strategy which is why I grew disinterested in the NBA and never liked the NFL. It’s an insult to Pittsburgh’s true fans.

Let’s also not forgot the team’s threat to move if it didn’t receive a new rink. A pretty hard sell when the team stinks and barely plays AHL-level hockey. The taxpayers lose in the end because there will always be dumb politicians who fall all over themselves to appease wealthy thieves like the owners. Now all is forgiven since the Pens are in the championship game demonstrating how short Americans’ memories are. My hope is that the Red Wings clobber the Pens in a repeat of 1997, a 4-0 sweep. Unfortunately, the Flyers were the recipient of the beating with Lindros as Captain and other greats LeClair and Desjardins. It would prove ESPN’s fairweather analysts wrong again, they said Pens in 6, I think it’ll be Red Wings in 6 and it will only take them this long due to goaltending and offense issues.

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Iron Man

The initial reports of an Iron Man movie being produced made me roll my eyes. After Spider-Man, the Hulk, and the X-Men, Marvel Comics’ B-List of superheroes is even more obscure than DC’s. Why bother? Most people are unaware of these characters and there aren’t enough fanboys beyond a DVD version so a feature-length movie is a waste. The casting of Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t help. Downey is a perfect match for Tony Stark but it still doesn’t guarantee a solid plot or execution: Fiennes and Thurman in The Avengers will always be the textbook example on how much plot matters. Paltrow’s presence makes about as much sense as Dunst in the Spider-Man franchise too. Then I heard Jon Favreau was the director. He made Zathura more than a Jumanji clone and he did get decent performances from the actors in an effects-heavy film. Thankfully, I was right.

I won’t waste the electrons on a synopsis, the trailer explains it all. To quote Stan Lee, ’nuff said!

Iron Man succeeds where many of this genre fail…squeezing in a superhero’s back story (origin, enemies, etc.) within the confines of a two-hour movie which entertains general audiences and satisfies diehards. Remember how much time passed before Superman even donned the cape in the 1978 version? The novelty of special effects saved it from the ravaging it would receive today. The opposite approach is the 1989 Batman; the hero already exists and some of the past appears in flashbacks. Favreau borrows a page from the Batman Begins playbook, Iron Man is a hero of necessity so his origin integrates easily into the larger story without requiring a sequel. The director also spared everyone a long, dull montage of Stark working out the kinks in the suit. Critics probably liked this because the dialog isn’t forced, verbose or corny (see Dungeons & Dragons, 300 or The Phantom Menace in that order respectively). Seriously, remove the Action-Fantasy elements, then it could be a Drama-Comedy about a Howard Hughes type who has an epiphany about the harm his weapons inflict; realizes that his loyal personal assistant is his true love; and struggles to prevent a hostile takeover from his mentor.

Worth Seeing?: Yes and a must on the big screen. The action is loud and large. It’s lost on DVD, even Blu-Ray. Either way it’s viewed, stay to the very end, after the credits. An even more obscure event-person-thing appears. It will make fanboys explode, casual fans groan (me) and leave the rest of the world puzzled. Does it have anything to do with Downey as Stark appearing in the upcoming Hulk movie? Maybe.

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Alignment clarification example

Every Monday, I do the minimal amount of exercise the nurse from my cholesterol screening told me to do, 30 minutes of walking briskly. Faster than a normal walk but not like those dudes in the Olympics who should be wearing high heels. I know I should do more but it may soon change if we get a Wii Fit this week. Today, I made Somara tag along because she didn’t have to be anywhere…and she keeps saying I need to make her participate. Translation: nag and hound her.

My usually route is South on Ora Lane until I hit the last street, turn West and then weave back n’ forth on the rest of the streets perpendicular to Ora. Usually I only cover half of them because 30 minutes is the limit. Besides, Monday is chore day at home.

Today, we made it about half way up Ora when Somara found a dollar on the ground. Sweet! Another buck to put into our vacation fund since we need to make a deposit this week. This walk was looking up. Normally, I only find beat-up pennies, maybe a dime or a nickel. A few minutes later, we ran into some of the local kids waiting for the bus (we did get going rather early). One of them was acting rather frantically. He asked us if we found a dollar. We responded “where?” When his description matched the location (more or less], Somara gave it to him. The kid probably needed it more than we did.

This brought up the humorous debate over alignments in D&D. We did the expected behavior of Lawful Good, Chaotic Good, Neutral Good and Lawful Neutral. Neutral is in the air and I think it’s a lame cop-out choice. Here’s how it breaks down and maybe this will clarify some things with the players in my campaign by setting everyone’s expectations.

  1. Lawful Good: Return the dollar. The description matches enough, it’s the right thing to do and why bully a kid.
  2. Chaotic Good: Return the dollar. The description matches enough, it’s only a buck and the kid isn’t from a rich, evil family oppressing the peasants.
  3. Neutral Good: Return the dollar. The description matches enough, it’s the right thing to do and he looks nervous about it.
  4. Lawful Neutral: Return the dollar. The description matches enough so it doesn’t appear to be a lie plus do unto others is a maxim for this mindset.
  5. Chaotic Neutral: Return the dollar? Depends. The description matches enough but how badly does the kid need it? Could be a jerk and lie, the usual course of action with most players. If a follower of Olidammara would definitely return it unless it were a rich kid since they also assist the poor.
  6. Neutral Evil: Won’t return the dollar. The description matches yet inflicting some pain on the kid is part of the plan. Maybe return half and call the lost fifty cents a “finder’s fee.” Still, keeping as much as possible is the main plan because it’s “all about me.”
  7. Lawful Evil: Won’t return the dollar. The description matches but possession is nine-tenths of the law. Besides, according to the skewed social Darwinism of LE, the kid lost the buck and those are the breaks.
  8. Chaotic Evil: Won’t return the dollar. The description matches and so what! From pain and suffering comes growth. CE can put the dollar to better use, especially if it harms even more people. You can bet your best d20, lying about it will be Plan A upon any further questions from the kid.
  9. “True” Neutral: Anything goes. But as DM, I will be ticking notches on the PC’s card of Evil, Good, Lawful and Chaotic acts.  

For those of you who don’t play D&D, get a laugh since this has been a bone of contention for 30+ years in the game. Makes you wonder why anyone still keeps playing. The new Fourth Edition is trying to do away with them but it’s harder than it sounds since they’re critical to a few of the core classes (professions).

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Picayune will be “dark” on Memorial Day for maintenance

I figure that reading Web pages will be one of the last things anyone will be doing over Memorial Day weekend. What would be a better time to take the server offline, back it up and finally update it? Zocalo (the Mini’s name) hasn’t been backed up in almost a year, practically playing with fire in my line of work. The difference is this though, I have a back up of the stream and I know how to restore the Weblog piecemeal after a thunderstorm took it out in 2005. The back up will also give me a copy to experiment with if I choose to put 10.5 Server on it (upgrade). See how much of it will be “destroyed” in the process. I know the QTSS element will be okay and then ACLs will be permanently turned on. The real dealmaker (or -breaker) depends upon what happens to the Weblog since the new Wiki-Blog-Calendar stuff doesn’t have the same layout or customizations.

Just a heads up since I receive so much e-mail and many calls when my site is offline.

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