Happy 75th Birthday Willie Nelson

I’ve never been into Willie Nelson. He annoyed me as a kid when he had his big wave of popularity through the movie Honeysuckle Rose and having to hear “On the Road Again” ad nauseum in 1980. When I grew to adulthood, became more knowledgeable about music and I at least grew to respect him which is where I remain. Willie is a big deal around Central Texas, especially with the pot-smoking crowd after the Nineties; try getting into one of his shows.

In his favor, he did a good sense of humor about himself when he “appeared” on King of the Hill plus he wrote one of Patsy Cline’s biggest hits.

If you want to get a good synopsis about the Red Headed Stranger, KUT did a great job with this episode of Texas Music Matters. It’s more colorful than Wikipedia. Too bad the governor and state lege are a bunch of Republican nogoodniks, the Democrats would’ve made today a holiday even if it did make them poseurs.

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Humor test


Maybe I’m losing my mind since this graphic made me laugh heartily for almost five minutes. Somara on the other hand wanted an explanation of the “joke.” What else is there to explain? I guess my wife doesn’t “hear” the voices I do when I first saw it; some dry, sarcastic person saying “nice.” Or was it a Pauly Shore type saying this because you can see the shark and gorilla must’ve been successful at defeating the terrorists! 
 
Even so, what’s there to explain? It’s the absurdity of the picture which makes is funny. Salvador Dali would’ve loved it. I’m not sure about Dadaists. 
 
Anyway, when I wear this shirt, I watch the initial reaction from the person I show it to. It’s my informal, unscientific way of gauging someone’s sense of humor or comedy.

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Last-minute Post because my teeth feel great!

It has been a long, long day but I had to post/write before bed.

Long like how? Well, Somara and I both had to be at the dentist by 740 AM on a Monday which is a nightmare with I-35…despite KUT saying there was an accident at the exit we needed, I guess they missed it.

I won’t discuss Somara’s results, we’re in limbo on what to do. Besides, this site is all about me Me ME!

Joking aside, the news was great in the war to save my teeth and gums. Still making progress on periodontal problems. NO SIXES (these are bad), only several Fives (not good though) in the lower, back molars or what I call my steak-eating teeth. However, I was stoked to see all the Fours and lower elsewhere. Actually, Fours stink yet there’s more hope over all the SEVENS I had two years ago. I was wrong about the past thinking I had EIGHTS, thankfully I didn’t. The next appointment is in three months. My flossing better be as routine as my vitamin-taking, making the bed and Cholesterol lowering.

Then came the walk to the store to save gas followed by my usual Monday chores: cat boxes, guest bathroom maintenance cleaning and stream updates. Along with the rush to take in a movie; first draft is being written this week, I only completed my first draft on the lead.

The biggest improvement came this evening. I FINALLY cleaned out enough of my office to move my old G4 tower to Somara’s office. She also gains that sweet 23″ LCD which used to be state-of-art in 2003; now it’s 30″ everybody wants. Bugs Bunny III (the MacBook I bought last Fall) is faster, has more RAM (2 GB as of March) and I upgraded its internal HD (250G last week). Now all I need is the external display and USB-FireWire hub to be perfect. Before I get ahead of myself, I might want to really reduce the clutter in my long, overdue Fortress of Solitude to decrease my need to hit Blue Marble Java or my friends’ office building to get any writing done. The West produces too much eWaste, it’s sickening.

My other problem is sorting out the other types of clutter: garage sale stuff, eBay possibilities, recyclables, storage, etc. We have a long way to go but as the proverb says, the longest journey always started with the first step.

G’night. I may be a bit sporadic this week because the Flyers are now up 2-1 over the Canadiens for this series. When the Habs lose, then the rednecks of Montreal can burn their city to the ground since defeating Boston isn’t much of an accomplishment.

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For Superman’s 70th Birthday, this DVD is the best choice

Today is Superman’s 70th birthday. With his first appearance in Action Comics #1, comic books have been associated with superheroes ever since this iconic character. What timing too. This week we got the chance to rent the Richard Donner version of my favorite of the five Superman movies, I’ve just seen three so I only have a bad opinion of Superman III.

The first Superman’s opening scene was always puzzling. What did General Zod, Ursa and Non being sentenced to the Phantom Zone have to do with the rest of the movie? Those familiar with past Salkind-produced movies knew; it was cheaper to shoot two films while they had all the sets and actors in place; they did this before with their two Musketeers flicks in the mid Seventies. Besides, anything related to Science Fiction was a sure thing after Star Wars in 1977. Having the sequel made simultaneous could keep up the momentum by releasing it shortly after the original. How long the gap would be, I don’t know but I’m sure it wasn’t as long as it turned out. Seems easy nowadays after Peter Jackson succeeded with in his Rings trilogy. Then again, Jackson practically had all the resources of New Zealand at his disposal. Richard Donner didn’t fare so well. As everyone knows, Donner was rushed into completing film number one for the Christmas 1978 release date. Then the Salkinds fired him after over various differences regarding the second. Richard Lester, who did the Musketeers stuff, was brought in to finish it. According to Donner, he completed shooting 80 percent of Superman II and Lester used most of it; the movie is half of each director by Donner’s estimates. The end result was II being okay except for the lame conclusion.

This all changed in 2006 with Warner Brothers finally issuing Donner’s version because people had been asking him for years, “What would you have done differently?” The studio owed him too. Donner has directed all four Lethal Weapon movies which have made a fortune. This director’s cut is a solid reconstruction without relying on digital effects to enhance what was impressive for its day, rather amazing in an era fond of using computer-based crutches to cover up obvious weaknesses.

The plot remains the same: General Zod, Ursa and Non escape from the Phantom Zone, conquer the Earth while Superman is distracted by his relationship with Lois Lane, and then have their big fight over New York until the evil trio are defeated.

It’s Donner’s execution which I preferred. First, there’s a quick recap of Superman from the Phantom Zone’s prisoners’ perspective: they saw Krypton explode, they saw Kal-El’s ship and they drifted toward our solar system over the years. How they escape is tied in with the previous movie, not Lester’s Eiffel Tower terrorists’ crap. Second, Marlon Brando returns as the essence of Jor-El, advising Supes through the Fortress of Solitude’s computer. This was a much better and more plausible solution for Superman regaining his powers. Meanwhile, Zod and his cronies are even more destructive in their conquest and fight against Superman. Finally, Donner’s ending is better by retaining the spirit of his predecessor, not Lester’s puzzling solution which makes Lois forget that Clark, Kal-El and Superman are the same guy.

It’s not completely flawless. One scene Donner insisted on inserting was only done as a screen test so it has a rather jarring continuity problem. Even the casual viewer will find it weird. However, Donner’s instincts were right. The interaction between Clark and Lois is too important to let the nit-picky details ruin it. There are noticeable differences in sound quality too, making the restored/reconstructed elements stick out easily.

Donner’s stronger execution clobbers its shortcomings easily. I think for most who don’t have memories like a steel trap would be better served by watching the first Superman then following it up with this. Then it’s a less puzzling experience or maybe most people don’t care so much.

Of all the Superman movies to choose from to celebrate the Man of Steel’s big Seven Oh, this is my selection. The first is great too, it just dwells on his origin longer than I’d care for because his early career isn’t as compelling as Batman’s which was finally captured successfully in Batman Begins.

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Happy 75th Birthday Carol Burnett

A famous Texan (born in San Antonio) and a funny one to boot. Carol Burnett was a fixture at home and Grandma’s house when I was growing up. Her variety hour on CBS was one of the few shows all three generations could agree on to watch without heckling. Even the Maggi side liked it because I remember seeing it at Aunt Colleen & Uncle Skip’s house during a visit; thus humor isn’t always genetic. Too bad a program like hers is a relic. The idea of a comedy-variety hour is an alien concept with today’s audiences and networks run by accountants and culturally illiterate MBA grads now. Her show’s comic bits remain funny after 30 years whether it’s the misadventures of Eunice (Mama’s Family to a younger generation), random jabs at advertising campaigns, cultural touchstones my grandparents would recognize (Sunset Boulevard‘s deluded silent-movie star) and every-day life. The musical bits never seemed out of place then, especially if the guest was Helen Reddy, the Pointer Sisters or Bernadette Peters. Despite the cultural shift in comedy through National Lampoon, SNL, SCTV and eventually HBO-Showtime, I feel Carol’s show could adjust, especially when Steve Martin appeared. What I’ve read of his writings, Steve probably thought it was a dream come true to appear on stage with the Grande Dame herself, right there with Lucille Ball and Imogen Coco.

Outside of her element, Carol is a skilled actress doing dramas (Friendly Fire or Between Friends with Liz Taylor) and comedic dramas (Pete ‘n’ Tilie with Walter Mathau or The Four Seasons with Alan Alda). As a kid, seeing her in the lead of a Robert Altman movie puzzled me. Usually kids figure everything a particular actress or comedian does is safe to watch, hence the puzzlement over the parents’ objection. This was repeated with Robin Williams’ stand-up material and Bob Newhart’s movie First Family. Thankfully she was still active and game to appear as “herself” on The Larry Sanders Show in one of the best episodes. Hearing her say a couple dirty words was hilarious because of the context.

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Tonight we dine on Whatachicken!

The picture is a prank celebrating my ongoing war with Cholesterol. I’d say I’m winning so far. Even the doctor was curious as to how I did it in three-to-four weeks. When I told him no more beef but grilled chicken with mustard at Whataburger for a start (as the nurse told me), he laughed. Then he figured I’m still young enough to have fluctuations. However, I’m less likely to have a heart attack.

Anyway, the Cholesterol was a fraction of the bigger picture known as my first physical in 22 years. Huh? Yes, I know, I know. I’m not afraid of going to the doctor. Procrastination has been the biggest problem due to the years of being underinsured in the sooooo prosperous Nineties and then not finding someone in The Plan when I did get an adequate job. No matter, my luck held out on everything else. Blood is good. Other fluids passed. I’m in decent shape for someone about to turn 40 this Summer. I could lose some weight yet the doctor didn’t really emphasize it much. Somara and I also have to take turns monitoring each other’s snoring; check for pauses of a certain length.

My overall health report was positive and better than expected. I felt like the kid with the awesome report card in the Sylvan Learning Center commercials.

Oh, the restaurant the Spartans and Persians are attacking is a Whataburger, a predominantly Texas burger chain. You may have seen it on King of the Hill. Good but unhealthy food.

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SpongeBob MetalPants

This is an older shirt I’ve had for several years but I wanted to get it into the gallery before it’s “retired.” It’s a funny marriage of two Pop Culture icons. My only regret is that Metallica’s music hasn’t been very interesting after they released the really dull Load. A band’s evolution is a different discussion though. I like this cartoon more since it’s funny to see SpongeBob rockin’ out, doing the the standard Metal salute you’d see on MTV back in the Eighties and Metallica is performing on a giant shell. It would’ve been cooler if the other characters, namely Sandy and Squidward, were incorporated on this. 
 
I mentioned the shirt’s “retirement.” Yeah, I’ve had it long enough that I feel it’s time to pass it on to a new home, namely someone who really likes both the band and cartoon. If you [the reader] want it, I’ll go with the first non-spam comment I see by May 1st, otherwise it goes to the first candidate I had in mind originally.

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NHL Playoffs, Round Two, the Semi-Finals

My Flyers won and clinched a spot to the semi-finals in a nail-biter last night. Thus proving that the Caps were a joke, unworthy of being in the playoffs like all teams from the Southleast again. It was probably the only “upset” I got right too. Not bad, I was 5-3 on the first round by underestimating the Rangers, Avs and Stars. As much as I don’t care for the Stars, they did prevent the Ducks from returning. The fans in Montreal rioted over beating the Bruins. If they win the Cup this year, the Canadian government may need to hose down all of Quebec to curb the enthusiasm. At this point, I don’t care of the Habs beat my Flyers. Holmgren’s decisions have proven to be effective enough for this season. Now to build upon this success with the next year. Knowing my luck, the year I chose to opt out watching the playoffs intensely is the time these Flyers end the Cup drought and I will have to throw away my Cheesesteak of Suffering. I doubt it though. This Montreal team has speed which remains a weakness on mine.

The news from the Western Conference was equally thrilling. My fave, Jeremy Roenick, finally made a difference for the Sharks. He scored four points with two goals and two assists, tying him with a few other players on Game Seven points, namely his former coach Wayne Gretzky. Defeating another former coach helped, that jerk Mike Keenan who JR may not have a grudge with but I do over his treatment of Tony Amonte. I’m too happy about the Sharks advancing to bother picking on Calgary’s coach. Roenick is one step closer to having his name etched on Lord Stanley’s Prize.

Here are my predictions for the next round:

For the West:

  • #1 Detroit v. #6 Colorado: Detroit Red Wings in 6, definitely a great grudge match but the Avs just aren’t the team they used to be.
  • #2 San Jose v. #5 Dallas: San Jose Sharks in 6. Dallas is aging and not as deep.

For the East:

  • #1 Montreal v. #6 Philadelphia: Montreal Canadiens in 6. Sure, the Flyers are my team but this isn’t their year.
  • #2 Pittsburgh v. #5 NY Rangers: Pittsburgh Penguins in 5. The Rangers shocked everyone over the heavily favored Devils but the Pens won’t be such a pushover.

Stay tuned in two weeks to see how much of this I got wrong.

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Solar Power’s latest advantage

On this Earth Day, one story on Marketplace’s morning report about Solar Storage made me feel better and optimistic. I think it could shut up solar’s naysayers about the renewable (really infinite) source’s scalability if the power it generates now can be put into “batteries.”

After work or during lunch, I’m dropping by HEB to trade in five plastic bags for a permanent “green” one. Somara and I need get a few more to cut down on those darned things when we shop too. Then again, out-of-control food prices reminiscent of the late Seventies will guarantee we can’t afford more than three bags.

Have a great Earth Day. I hope to make a trip to EA for recycling, maybe plant another tree this Summer and take the bus downtown a couple more times. Carpooling with Somara is something we plan to keep bugging Apple about, it influences which schedules we will receive.

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One Thousand Stories or Posts, take your pick

Phew! It has been 425 days since I hit the 500 landmark. I definitely picked up the pace on writing; 268 days passed between 250 and 500. Hmm, this means I definitely wrote an average of 1.2 stories per day. I can only wish the non-spam comments were as plentiful. Then again, I am equally guilty of being a lurker or passive participant on others’. A handful use blogspot which requires an authentication I either forget or it’s an utter nuisance. Mine may have a downside yet I can handle it with a little maintenance, exploration and putting my ACC Unix class to use. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have discovered someone asking about Somara’s DMG cake!

What does the future hold with Picayune? Not really sure. I know I will be breaking out a new category or two, namely comics. I’m open to suggestions on anything else. I will be cutting the top 15 to 10 gradually to save on loading times for the audience. It doesn’t bother me, once it pushes through the initial Java nonsense, the site moves decently. Others beg to differ. Sure, but they’re not paying my AT&T DSL bill are they? In time I may upgrade, just not soon because a dozen other corporations are in line for money as Somara’s medical bills trickle in. The good news is that I may be able to refinance the house which will in turn free up $200/month towards her student loans or financial concerns we share.

I’m irked at myself for blowing multiple deadlines on my sporadic Best Albums of (Insert Year Here). Maybe I should follow my friends’ and the Onion’s leads, just make a list, no one really gives a rat’s butt on the “why” element.

Thanks for visiting, reading, commenting and anything else productive that doesn’t result in spam I need to delete. On to the 2500 mark! If you find the site pokey, remember, many browsers and e-mail applications also accept RSS feeds.

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1898: McKinley asks Congress to declare war on Spain

Unlike the current president and others since WWII, McKinley followed the Constitution to request a Declaration of War against Spain. Most historical records state he did this reluctantly; he was trying to keep the US out of the whole Cuban situation. No such luck with Hearst’s and Pulitzer’s newspapers (the Fox News of the Gilded Age) beating the war drums. Additional accounts I’ve read say Spain practically begged for peace because its government and military knew the US would kick their asses.

It didn’t matter, Hearst, Pulitzer, Congress, and a chorus of others wanted revenge for the USS Maine’s destruction in Havana. Somehow Spanish saboteurs were responsible; many decades and four investigations later, the consensus…the Maine had an accident with its ammo. Personally I think the nation was itching for war due to the last major conflict, the US Civil War, being 33 years earlier. Thus, whenever America or Europe experience a stretch of peace lasting a generation, all kinds of romantic, heroic imagery pollutes the minds of the young. To them, war is an adventure. Never mind being killed or more often, dying from the numerous possible diseases or illnesses tied to prolonged conflicts. My theory holds up. Look at Europe’s willingness for WWI, America chomping at the bit with Iraq (twice) to erase the sting of Vietnam and the War of 1812. McKinley was a Union Civil War vet who saw action at the Battle of Antietam, a very bloody fight with 23,000 deaths. I doubt he wanted others to experience such horrors.

So war was declared, the US mobilizes on the underprepared Spain and then comes the panic along America’s East coast. Despite the Spanish navy being small, obsolete and no real strategic threat, US Naval intelligence didn’t know its location. People’s imaginations ran wild with fears of a Spanish blockade off the Eastern seaboard. Nothing further could be from the truth. At best, the Spanish would be lucky to muster enough firepower to shell one major city, do some damage, scare everyone and run like hell.

American intelligence then received a lucky break on the enemy’s positions and proceeded to destroy the Spanish navy at the Battle of Santiago de Cuba.

With the Atlantic Ocean secured, the ground invasion followed, making Teddy Roosevelt a celebrity and vice president in 1901. There was also a lesser known lieutenant present named John J. “Black Jack” Pershing, leading a unit of Buffalo Soliders; this is disputed though, some reports have him as a Major commanding volunteers. Regardless, most people know him as General John Pershing, commander of the American Expeditionary Force in WWI.

The bulk of the fighting ended within the year. Occupation of Spain’s former colonies were another problem, namely the Philippines which was similar to America’s current situation in Iraq, a constant game of whack-a-mole with an insurgency. It didn’t end well yet it made the island nation a predominantly Christian country after centuries of an Islamic majority.

War is an ugly side of human history but there’s a personal, bright side to this for me. The island of Puerto Rico. The other former colonies are works in progress at various stages yet PR is decent success because my best friends Jose and Nelson are from there. They tell me it isn’t perfect due to the higher unemployment issues; sounds like Hawaii and other island economies. However, in my eyes they’re bilingual Americans through their tastes in food, pop culture, attitudes, etc., not aliens or foreigners. There are slight differences: Menudo, paella and slang. These are regional differences in my mind like my origin (Central IL): Dan Fogelberg, Steak n’ Shake and “you guys;” we’re not worlds apart. And 13 years in Texas with exposure to Mexican Spanish has trained my ears to discern those guys’ accents, or as I tease them, a lack of. Seriously, when I hear Nelson and Jose communicate in Spanish, their voices have a flat, understandable tone I imagine I would have, if I were fluent.

So on this day 110 years ago, President McKinely put the gears in motion for our friendship that would begin almost 90 years later.

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The Notorious Bettie Page

Movie number two from Somara’s recovery marathon!

We saw a trailer for this one once, agreed that we wanted to see it, especially after catching a story about her on The History Channel (or was it E!?). I remember us sitting through the end of it, predicting the narrator reporting her death. How wrong we were. The producers ended the special with a rare interview of the elusive pin-up but in silhouette at her insistence. She didn’t want to disappoint fans with reality. Meanwhile this movie wasn’t in any Austin theaters for long or at all despite the buzz at SXSW 2006. Could’ve been a straight-to-cable thing such as Reefer Madness: The Musical.

The film begins with an undercover sting operation at an adult bookstore which is hilarious by today’s standards; if you ever come to Texas, these places are impossible to avoid seeing along I-35. Still, the point of it was to establish the era’s mood: Senator Kefauver (Strathairn, always great) is on his tear against “dangerous” materials such as dirty pictures, horror comics and anything else that could be blamed on the anti-social behavior of teenagers in the Fifties. Not to spoil the plot, the bust and Congressional hearings act as foreshadowing on how the story ends—if you’re not familiar with Bettie’s life.

Then time rewinds to rural Tennessee in the Thirties. Even as a pre-teen, Bettie is shown as a rather popular, attractive girl. It upsets her socially conservative, super religious parents. There are other details covering her background (a failed first marriage, college, etc.) I’ll skip on. My goal is to review, not retell the whole story. How much of it is true can only be verified by Mrs. Page or an official biographer. Other events in Bettie’s life are truncated to get right to the key period everyone knows, her “sordid” career from the early to mid Fifties in New York and Florida.

Much like thousands of young people after WWII, Bettie leaves for NYC to pursue acting and modeling. It’s not a far-fetched idea since she studied it in college and had past experience. The going is tough but she’s an optimistic, upbeat person. One day while walking through a park, she meets a policeman who’s also a photographer. They strike up a conversation and this eventually leads to her pin-up career with Irving Klaw and Bunny Yeager. You learn that she’s also naive, if the movie is to be believed. To clarify, Bettie isn’t gullible to the point of stupid because no harm comes to her; the handlers make sure of this. She’s unaware of the pictures’ purpose, context and enemies. To her, these peculiar photo shoots were just the equivalent to modern cos-play or acting exercises she studies on the side. As for the nudity? Bettie doesn’t see the harm in it. These are pictures, not instructions, and her rationalization is usually derived from her interpretation of the Bible: Adam and Eve were “naked” too.

When Bettie is called before Kefauver’s hearing, she has a change of heart (or epiphany) yet she was never called to testify. The movie takes a stab on the “why.” Only Mrs. Page can truly answer this. Despite her reasons, her fans do know that she quit everything related to modeling, acting, etc., and became a more devout Christian, proselytizing to anyone willing to listen. Then followed obscurity and mystery until the Eighties.

The people involved in making Bettie did a solid job presenting this as a serious, amusing tale about the “notorious” period of her life. It can’t help but be an R-rated movie due to the subject matter yet it doesn’t sink to arbitrarily showing Bettie (Gretchen Mol) naked unless it’s relevant to the story. The use of black-and-white supports my point against the nudity being thrown in to attract an audience a la Showgirls. It serves the bigger purpose of setting the tone of the Fifties as Americans seem to collectively remember them; how ideal it was when there were no “gray” moral areas. When Bettie visits Florida, it shifts to color to amplify the sunny nature of the place. Maybe it emphasizes the protagonist’s fondness for Miami.

Her religious nature isn’t ridiculed into something cartoonish neither. It was a part of her character which is why her “conversion” seemed genuine. I use quotes because I don’t think Bettie ever quit being a Christian. She chose to re-embrace her faith on a more involved level and rebuilt her new career around it. She wasn’t painted into a moral corner like most reborn “Christians” who use the process to absolve past misdeeds; see Charles Colson and Gary Busey.

I used to dismiss the Bettie Page revival in the Eighties because I didn’t get it. Being a comic-book fan, it could be embarrassing showing non-geek friends your favorite shop and there’d be one of those well-done Dave Stevens posters. “Oh, you’re socially adjusted. Uh huh,” is going through their minds, especially the female chums. Anyway, I figured she was another unattainable, lame ideal woman from the past like the overrated Marilyn Monroe. After reading an article about her by Buck Henry and seeing the TV special I mentioned earlier, I think I understood the interest (or obsession). Bettie Page represents a standard of beauty, erotic or not, before the West became obsessed with thin blondes under 25 needing airbrushed assistance.

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Happy Record Store Day!

Maybe this “holiday” is a cynical attempt by record stores trying to imitate the relative success of Free Comic Book Day. I’m inclined to side with them because this is a celebration for the remaining independent stores. Most of the exclusive big-box music retailers I remember from the Eighties, are gone: Sam Goody’s, Musicland, Radio Doctors, Sound Warehouse, Camelot and Mainstream. When Austin’s Tower Records closed in 2004, I don’t recall anyone shedding a tear.

Unfortunately, this “holiday” draws attention to the problem of declining traditional music sales (CDs, Tapes and Vinyl). My nephews and niece aren’t old enough to have any strong opinions or developed tastes so they aren’t contributing to the dilemma. Personally, I don’t feel they’ll be at such a stage until high school because that’s when it became a big facet of our lives. The definition of “our” would be my brother, personal friends, classmates and me.

Brian and I became serious about our music near the end of 1981 according to my memory. Our loyalty to WLS-AM and WCVS-AM ended after the concept of AM’s fidelity issues took precedence in our pre-teen minds. I think Brian made the switch to FM before me but WDBR sounded so alien. Not only was the signal clear, the music was also weird…for 1981. We adapted rapidly thanks to repetition, curiosity and good ol’ fashioned peer pressure at St. Agnes! I know I was a Police-Genesis-Queen fanatic by Thanksgiving.

(FM radio does dovetail into record stores. Hang in there, I’m going somewhere with this.)

During this cultural awakening (or rite of passage), Mom took me to my first record store (or one I actually wanted to go to), Apple Tree Records in Springfield. We went there to buy Brian a birthday present; Shake It Up by the Cars. It was an odd place in my eyes. The clerks played stuff I didn’t recognize and the shelves were filled with freaky releases from Adam & the Ants and the B-52’s. Despite my rather pedestrian tastes, a trip to Apple Tree Records was always exciting. Right on top of my list with Aladdin’s Castle or Black’s Hardware (best D&D shop in town). If we stayed in Springfield, I think I would have built a better rapport with the place, especially when MTV joined the cable system.

It wasn’t meant to be. We moved on to the Houston suburbs which wasn’t as cozy. This pattern continued for me until college in Milwaukee. Brian’s situation was probably different. He chose to remain in Bloomington, IL and live with Grandma for three years; I think two different high schools during his freshman year was stressful plus he saw what a “freak” the uprooting was making me. Before I was exiled to North Dakota, I remember how elated we were when we discovered Normal’s Apple Tree Records! The Summer of 1985 didn’t end a complete bust.

College is really the time I started to develop an appreciation for the local record stores. Marquette is a few blocks west of Milwaukee’s downtown. If the weather was nice or I lacked bus fare, I walked the 13 blocks to Radio Doctors because students received a 10 percent discount. This place was amazing, especially if you went to the basement floor: 45s of practically every current Top 40 song in all the major genres. Sometimes RD had rarities or imports such as the soundtrack to The Forbidden Zone by the Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo. It was also a distributor to other stores in the state which meant it carried mostly mainstream stuff. Oddly, RD’s main competition was another local chain/distributor called Mainstream.

RD was cool yet it retained the feeling of a Tower Records with a more helpful staff. I quickly learned that the truly “alternative” place in Milwaukee was Atomic Records over on the East Side, the more bohemian part of the city. There I could find the truly obscure or imported Aussie stuff I craved. This place introduced me to Mojo Nixon’s crazy ramblings. The downside of Atomic was its employees, namely WMUR’s jerk music director Dave; hardly a surprise he worked there. (To be fair, this was 20 years ago, he may be a nice person now. I’m not the same.) I have never forgotten my friend Helen’s experience being a deciding factor not to bother with the place any longer. Admittedly, Atomic wasn’t the place to buy the latest Ozzy tape but she wanted to get Paul something he liked. Since the clerks were more judgmental than the characters in High Fidelity, Helen felt their psychic daggers and voluntarily blurted out how it was for her boyfriend. The response was, yeah I figured, you’re more the New Order type. Thankfully, I was spared such elitist wrath purchasing Tim Finn’s Big Canoe…to my face.

Economics became a stronger reason for my Milwaukee business shifting to East Side Disc though. The guy who owned/operated it had recently broken off from Mainstream Records in 1987 (maybe sooner). I only stumbled upon it during the weekend I had to entertain Chris’s Oak Park friends. ESD only carried CDs, a risky proposition in the Eighties. For me, the prices and selection were perfect. Much of my early collection came from there, I can pull out 10 CDs right now to prove it. ESD’s staff were also friendlier, not abrasive. I recall one guy was downright funny; the chuckles we shared over Motley Crue’s drummer having a 360 setup. I became one of their regulars when I started dating Carrie who lived a few blocks away.

I was pretty sad to leave East Side Disc and Radio Doctors behind when I moved away from Milwaukee. Bloomington-Normal really lacked a good store with the right combination for me. There was that Apple Tree Records I mentioned earlier but five years in a larger city had spoiled me. I had become more price conscious, less naive. I don’t really know why I was ambivalent about it. Either the store had changed or I did; I’m not sure which. During my couple years in Central-IL-Hell, my collection gained more through Co-Op Records in Peoria, a local pawn shop, Best Buy and trips to Milwaukee’s The Exclusive Company.

Austin turned it all around in 1994. I think living near UT’s campus helped. For the first six months, I lived at the private dorm three blocks from West Campus and The Drag. A short walk to Tower Records (thinking it was like what I remembered in the Eighties), Sound Exchange, a CD Warehouse and my favorite, Technophilia. Geography and customer service quickly made me a regular with Technophilia. The staff was the greatest. I eventually became friends with them and when the main owner (whose name rudely escapes me) bought a Mac, I had the good fortune to earn store credit by helping them maintain it. Here is where I would build a solid musical relationship with an employee named Chip. While he was with Technophilia, Chip made sure I was notified of anything imported or rare from Crowded House and Split Enz. We even hung out together to see Matthew Sweet perform at SXSW in 1995. When he was laid off, I was bummed yet I continued to shop there because I didn’t want the place to go under. It didn’t matter. The landlord decided to let entire block be demolished and have it replaced by a Starbucks. Les Amis Cafe was another casualty. Another nice person named Ryan worked there briefly. Currently, I see him from time to time at Apple working in an administrative department.

My annoyance at the loss of Technophila had to take a back seat for it was the Summer of 1997; PowerComputing’s problems and Grandpa’s terminal illness had to take precedence. The crummy result was moving to NC. Not all was lost. Chip landed the job he has today at Waterloo Records!

Getting out of NC and back to Austin became my next primary goal for a year so record-store relationships had to wait again.

When I returned to Austin in 1998, I ran into Chip at the Neil Finn concert. We caught up on the last two years and we’ve been in contact ever since. It’s not like a daily or weekly thing. More like every couple of months one of us shoots an e-mail: I’m looking for something from Australia or Chip has ordered something really cool, would I like a copy?We discuss other things too, it’s not all “business.”

Matters weren’t as great with Technophilia and its new location. Nothing was sour nor unpleasant. Where I lived this time was the problem and it made my favorite used CD store a bi-weekly day trip, not the frequent early evening activity I had grown accustomed to. Eventually Technophilia folded in early 2004 as Drag rent continued to spiral upwards.

Waterloo Records has taken over this role in my life with occasional side expeditions to Cheapo for out-of-print material. I’ve written at great length about Waterloo Records too. The place epitomizes what a great record store is like and what the exclusively music chain stores couldn’t be due to their corporate cultures. I don’t want to repeat myself, click the link to know how awesome Waterloo Records is. I do want to emphasize the staff. To infrequent inexperienced music shoppers, they may seem unfriendly because the public’s opinion has been improperly colored by Jack Black movies, TV shows and other retailers. HA! Whenever you need help or have a question, these people go to great lengths to assist. I remember one telling me I was free to poke through the overstock drawers under the regular shelves, WITHOUT PRIOR PERMISSION. Unlike Atomic, they don’t judge your tastes. I saw a kid buy the latest INXS, the one with the new singer from the reality show. No snide comment. No eye rolling. (Helen, send TJ here in case he turns out to be a New Order type). Personally, I think the staff loves music yet they understand the economics too. Besides, one day the kid may grow up to be a regular like Mark and me, buying a future INXS remaster boxed set.

Why gush on over some “silly” record store in Austin? Because buying CDs or Vinyl at a specialty store should be exciting. Much like travel. I often find it’s important to enjoy the journey as much as the destination. This is the je ne sais quoi Amazon, iTunes and Napster can’t recreate through their online experience. These digital options serve a different purpose instead so I don’t condemn them. The Labels killed the 45 Single, iTunes became the amazing virtual basement of Radio Doctors for  me. However, it can’t simulate the hunt, success and elation music geeks like myself receive through impulse buying at Waterloo, Cheapo and the Exclusive Company. Amazon doesn’t have a Chip to personally endorse new releases by Hot Chip, betchadupa or the Subways while I drop by to socialize with him.

It’s a shame that 3100 independent music retailers have closed in five years. I just don’t completely blame digital downloads (a belated full disclosure, I am an Apple employee). My friends from college are better examples about what happened. They got married, they bought houses, they had children, etc. Keeping up with their favorite bands, let alone buying CDs, dropped in priority or altogether. They’ve transformed into my parents! Here the iTunes Store caters toward those casual shoppers like my mother; she liked “Radio Ga Ga” by Queen yet hated the rest of The Works so she felt gypped about having to buy the whole album for one song. (I gladly relieved her of it.) This change in buying habits by my friends was inevitable. It happened to the generations before us. The real dilemma has been the lack of teenagers and college students replacing them year after year. Personally, I think it’s the litigious, short-term mindset of the five remaining major record labels and the dearth of intelligent programming on FM radio. Naysayers point to the iPod, XM-Sirius, computers and so on. They’re missing the point, especially when they lump XM-Sirius into their argument, along with previous gadgets. Radio stations through their staffs were taste makers. This is very true with the development of Rock n’ Roll in the Fifties and early Sixties. It cascades over to the sales of 45s and eventually albums. By their own logic, commercial radio’s decline should’ve begun with the introduction of Sony’s Walkman, cars having 8-Track players or any gadget  allowing people to dictate the content. The rise in NPR’s ratings undermines this too.

I’ve pontificated and theorized enough. If you got a chance to enjoy Record Store Day, tell me about it. I plan on preparing for it next time. Otherwise, I’m dying to read anyone else’s stories about their favorite places or tales of horror like Helen’s.

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Flyers within one game of eliminating the Capitals

I was going to hold off on anything related to hockey until the opponents for the semi-finals were figured out. But last night…what a game for my Flyers had over the Caps! Double OT with the GWG to Mike Knuble! I only saw the highlights from ESPN.com yet I was watching the scoreboard via NHL.com because I didn’t want to burn up all our bandwidth last night listening to it. Actually, I didn’t even know it was close until I went to the site. I assumed my widget was jammed or the game had a late start.

Either way, my prediction on the Flyers taking out the Caps is pretty close to coming true. Then it will be the Canadiens followed by Briere, Knuble and the gang setting a up tee time after the final team meeting. Hey, I’d love to see them go farther than round one but this is still a rebuilding year. Next season is when the pressure is turned up.

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1993: WMAG (KMAG 1.0) presses forward

Back in March 1993, I had landed that indefinite job with CCG. Its future was vague yet at least there was enough money to cover the essentials, debts and some luxuries, namely new music. By April 1993, my stream’s precursor picked up momentum and turned into Picayune’s companion piece, the WMAG mix tapes. Its patterns (or rules) were already formalized a couple months earlier during my 10 weeks of unemployment but I had just set the bar too high for my mere collection of 400 CDs. Thus, financially paralyzing it until I got off the dole.

Making mix tapes wasn’t an entirely new thing for me. Just the other evening while talking to Helen on the phone, she mentioned the infamous one I made 20 Summers ago. Despite its very hurtful title Helen remains fond of it. I do admit the playlist is a time capsule reflecting the extremely memorable Summer of 1988 in Milwaukee. Too bad it only took me a few more years to hone my instinct and budget for making more well-thought-out ones. Oh, I still made some sporadically after 1988, I just never made any I wanted to share nor was there a need until 1992. The credit to take the plunge really goes to a guy from Philadelphia named Andy.

While the whole GDW-Dana debacle consumed me for the remainder of 1992, I created “The Dana Tape” (or WMAG 0, it didn’t have a name), a dopey outpouring of sadness which amplified the emotional pain I was trying to ride out. (Not all grief is negative in my opinion.) The song choices definitely reflected the anguished mood I was constantly in; Sarah McLachlan, Smithereens, Kate Bush. One evening, Andy needed a ride across town and during the drive this tape was playing. He stated how much he liked it which puzzled me but he wanted a copy. Andy wasn’t the iroic type so I just let him have that incarnation.

Inspired by Andy’s compliments, WXRT, 120 Minutes and a cassette player in Grandma’s car [my de facto wheels], I pushed forward on refining what would become WMAG 1, 2 and XMAS 1992 to accompany issues of Picayune for Helen, Paul and Jose. To make the tapes distinctive, I designed jackets for them which obviously said they were my handiwork (Tiny Toons characters). As the new release season of 1993 began, I declared an unwritten mission statement of WMAG being a platform to promote new material for me and my friends. The CCG gig came through in time since I had run out of new releases by WMAG 4.

WMAG was at its peak throughout 1993. By then I managed to crank them out monthly and I found a good place in Peoria to score new releases during my lunch hour. By the time I neared the completion of WMAG 10 I had designed a whole new look for 11-20. Only Helen’s opinion was ever communicated to me to influence the series’ direction; she still hates “Caligula” by the Dickies. Her input was easier to receive too. Until I left for Austin in 1994, I practically visited her and Paul every four to six weeks in Chicago to escape the tedium of Central IL. Other recipients included Sheila, the Bryants and Doc. If I forgot someone, sorry.

When I moved to Texas, I changed the name from WMAG to KMAG as per the tradition of radio station call letters West of the Mississippi River. Making more of these became much easier. The UT area was awash in used CD stores. They’re all gone now thanks to the ridiculous rents on the Drag and the “buying” habits of contemporary college students. The lack of money became a hindrance when underemployment returned in my life but it was replaced by numerous other distractions after I landed reliable income through Apple. By the time I was hired by PowerComputing, KMAG was indefinitely suspended or plagued with false starts until returning in its 2.0 incarnation as a stream around 2002. The contents of those 20+ cassettes were vital in building the initial playlist though.

Now what was over 500 songs has evolved into 6800 and growing. Eventually, I hope to gain the means to share the stream with my friends more easily but the bandwidth speeds in the United States are pretty pathetic compared to our Japanese, Korean and European counterparts. The one thing Internet access can’t recreate are the awesome memories I have listening to these tapes on many road trips in the Nineties:

  • Bel Canto’s “Unicorn” playing on a trip to Chicago with Patty Bryant. The song’s beats were practically spaced with the dividing lines on I-55.
  • Paul McCartney’s “With a Little Luck” ending perfectly as I arrived in Gurnee to meet Phil, Jill and Cindy for the Silder wedding weekend.
  • These tapes were key to making my drives to Austin from Bloomington and Raleigh brief. They invoked the feelings of cautious optimism I on the near future.

It would be cool if anyone else posted in the Comments their favorite memories of any mix tape (not just the WMAG ones) for a road trip gelling into that memory.

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