Here giant mousie, mousie, mousie

This weekend I went out to my friend Deborah’s place way out near Bee Cave (it’s southwest of Austin, I think). She and her husband Dale have this bitchin’ house in an area called Briarcliff with a great view of the lake. It was her birthday so we had a “sleepover” due to the distance she lives from my house. It’s always great to be there. The place has a deck to look up at the stars without the light pollution from the city.

The next morning was more amusing as the picture shows. Briarcliff is overrun with deer because I guess they’ve figured out the only dangerous things to sweat are people’s cars. So Deborah feeds them some corn to be nice. Meanwhile her three cats (Baloo, Cleo and Sting) wander in the backyard to check out these “giant mice.” I’m sure the predator part of their brains are overloading on the size of this prey. Deer will do anything for a free meal though. Deborah has told me they stamp their hooves whenever the cats come too close for comfort. I think it’s really funny. Sort of a prank on the felines by messing with their sense of scale.

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Happy Birthday Helen

I called her in the middle of her birthday dinner. It’s not too late to send her an e-mail if you wish. I’ll be catching up with her on the phone before the evening is over.

Sorry if I haven’t posted over the last several days too. We just complete our last day of preparation for the vacation we’re taking on Wednesday. I was also out in the southwestern regions of Austin (Bee Cave, Briarcliff) visiting another friend whose birthday was yesterday.

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My MacBook is now completely ready

This is turning out to be the sweetest portable ever.

Last week I sold my old tried and true iBook G3 for a 100 bucks. It was over four years old, the battery had been through over 400 cycles and its performance was pretty weak compared to what’s offered now. One thing I was going to miss was all the Bugs Bunny stickers I put on it to show everyone it was mine. These days, it’s pretty hard to find merchandise with the world’s most famous rabbit. I also miss the colors Apple used to offer.

I am disappointed no longer. Thanks to Speck Products, I scored an orange shell to protect it as well as “change” the external color. Then I found a sticker dealer on the Internet who sold Bugs Bunny decals amongst a plethora of licensed characters. The dealer also carried all 30 NHL teams so the Flyers logo was a must.

Now you can see by the picture my MacBook is very unique. It’s also a great marriage of my favorite team and my personal “totem animal.” The Flyers are on the shell, covering up the Apple logo because it looks best there, it’s nothing against the apple. Bugs is sandwiched between the MacBook’s real top cover and the shell. I didn’t apply it as the lack of space keeps it in place.

If you ever get a MacBook, preferably white, the shells don’t look good with black or metal, consider the Speck brand. They come in other colors as the link shows. Plus they’re functional as well as stylish.

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Tron, 25 years later, it’s still pretty cool looking

Twenty-five years ago, this was the most anticipated movie of 1982 for me. Sure Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan turned out to be immensely better, but that flick didn’t have the hype or momentum. Tron was going to be Disney’s most daring film after The Black Hole with its computer graphics as a co-star to the more famous Jeff Bridges. Khan was more of an apology for the 1979 movie.

While I was recently sick, I watched the 20th anniversary copy Somara bought for me as a gift because it’s the 25th anniversary of its debut (I think I’ll try to find a couple more films hitting this landmark). Computer-based animation has improved dramatically yet the light cycles, tanks, Sark’s cruiser, etc. remain pretty impressive. The acting, plot and computer terms remain rather comical because they’re as mediocre as they are dated; the Internet was unknown to most, processing power was only starting to hit the MegaHertz range, Bridges and Warner are chewing the scenery and the last remnants of Seventies fashion were on their way out. I can’t help myself from genuinely enjoying it, not only for nostalgic reasons but how it remains a technical marvel.

Rumors have been going on about a remake or continuation. Even imdb.com gives a year, 2010. Disney is likely to forge ahead on a remake inevitably, just without Lindsay Lohan this time (see The Parent Trap or Freaky Friday). I hope they’re untrue, cheesy or not, it’s best to leave an “old” movie alone.

I think I will put this on a special shelf for the “evolution of computer-graphics” DVDs alongside all the Pixar flicks we have and maybe the rare non-Pixar ones that don’t insult my intelligence. Then maybe show it to the kids in my life for a marathon of progression. Worst case scenario is they understand all the jokes referenced from it in South Park, the Simpsons and every other animated comedy out today.

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Happy 7th Birthday Chance!

This year we received a thank-you phone call from the little guy on Sunday! Recently his dad (Steve Bryant) was having some serious Mac trouble (software-driven) so the easiest solution was to ship a hard drive containing an image to get the computer running again. Not to let the shipping go to waste, Somara and I threw in a birthday present because we knew Chance would be turning seven soon. What did we get him? The deluxe omnimatrix from the Ben Ten cartoon. It looks similar to those big wristband watches people used to wear in the Seventies and Eighties that are considered dorky now. When it’s part of the superhero’s costume, it’s never out of style with kids; Superman still wears his red underpants on the outside. Chance thought it was the coolest; Steve said he received frequent reminders of how important it is to completing the Ben Ten Halloween ensemble. We’re just glad we made the right call since watching hours of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network doesn’t mean you always have your fingers on the pulse of kids’ tastes.

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Barnyard

Hard to believe one of the guys behind Jimmy Neutron was involved with this yawner of a kid movie. Even children can tell this is just a weak knock-off of The Lion King minus the crown-prince cow living in exile with a meerkat and wild boar.

To be more positive, I’m glad my in-laws let me watch their copy as we were all killing time with our recently acquired crayon factory. Despite the adults being bored, the oldest nephew present (Hunter, age 8) was amused by the crazy antics of the hero Otis, all the animals dancing and Sam Elliott singing Tom Petty’s first solo hit, “I Won’t Back Down.” Still, this is a flick to keep kids pacified for 80 minutes while adults can take advantage of the distraction to take a nap, read a book, or anything else other than watching this turkey that makes The Ant Bully seem populated with complex characters.

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Star Trek Klingons: Blood Will Tell

Is this more Klingon revisionism or a wounded franchise trying to cash in? This miniseries from Star Trek’s current comic publisher is partially guilty of having both cynical elements but thankfully the strong writing outweighs what could be dismissed as Klingon spin.

Set after the explosion on Praxis (Star Trek VI), Chancellor Gorkon has the radical notion of the Empire finally ending its ongoing hostilities with the Federation, making peace and asking for their assistance. The High Council is divided evenly so the deciding vote lies with Kanrah, an aging Klingon with “hybrid” features. Everything depends upon him as he explains recent events to his granddaughter K’ahlynn. In his opinion, the humans who lead the Federation have proven to be worthy opponents. The Klingons being defeated by the humans (namely through Captain Kirk) was through their own failings and for underestimating this inferior species as he prefaces the first four issues’ with flashbacks of familiar episodes. Number one tells their side of “Errand of Mercy” with the destruction of the Vortha by the Enterprise and Kor’s occupation of Organia. Unhappy with the terms being imposed upon them by the omnipotent Organians, the Klingons try their hand at espionage through Gralmek in issue two (“The Trouble with Tribbles”). Due to Gralmek’s failure and Koloth’s vessel being filled with the pesky tribbles, the Klingons give up on infiltration, guile and spying. They resort to initiating a proxy war in issue three by arming the villagers of Neural (“A Private Little War”). All fans know, the Federation counters this by arming the hill people with equivalent weaponry and not escalating the conflict. This frustrates the Klingons for they can’t do anything further without violating the treaty and attracting the Organian’s wrath. With issue four, Kanrah introduces K’ahlynn to Morglar, one of the 40 survivors from the Voh’tahk commanded by Kang (“Day of the Dove). Morglar explains how he believed humans were puny, cowardly and all looked alike (he was partially correct if you’re familiar with the episode) until he faced them in personal combat on the Enterprise. Despite everybody being manipulated by the hateful alien energy creature, humans earned a great deal of Morglar’s respect because they fought bravely against terrible odds; Klingons are easily superior in hand-to-hand fighting. In issue five, Kanrah must survive the Klingon side of the conspiracy to cast his vote in favor of Gorkon’s proposal. Everyone knows what happens after that.

There is some retconning with cameos of Dr. Phlox and Captain Sisko as there’s a quick explanation about why Kanrah, K’ahlynn and other famous Klingons lack the boney ridges on their heads like Worf, Chang, Gowron, etc. have. It’s a trivial point but supposedly the “augmented” Klingons dominate the government and military, so much of what’s ugly in the Klingon psyche is this group’s fault. Doesn’t matter in the end, it’s a comic book and carries as much weight as the novels when it comes to continuity. It does share some of ST:NG’s annoying revisionism on past Klingon behavior. For example, when Kor had 200 Organians executed, he did this reluctantly but followed through because he was ordered to. As if Kor was some honorable soldier, not a brutal killer. That defense didn’t hold after of WWII and sadly, it’s a standard tactic by most invaders when their control is tenuous.

The artwork is decent (I can’t draw) yet it is in the exaggerated style of comic books namely with the muscles and female breasts; I don’t think there’s any armor capable of preventing K’ahlynn from having back trouble, even if her uniform uses Wonder Woman physics. I do like how the old-style Klingons are drawn pretty accurately to what they resembled in the Sixties, especially the women. Personally I think the Klingon women were cooler looking when they had hair and hip boots, those sisters from ST:NG always seemed more like comic relief than a dire threat. Main artist David Messina will frustrate many Trekkies as he can’t draw the likenesses of Jon Colicos (Kor), Michael Ansara (Kang), or Bill Campbell (Koloth) let alone Shatner and Nimoy consistently. Not like there’s a lack of reference. Finally, it would’ve been nice if there was some allusion to two other episodes involving the Klingons, “Friday’s Child” and “Elaan of Troyius.” The former would’ve been great since the nameless Klingon was a major element of the story.

Overall, I’m glad I scored this miniseries from my local store (Rogues Gallery) and I look forward to loaning them out to friends who are Star Trek fans of any degree. It was as satisfying as some of the better novels by John Ford, Peter David and James Blish. Now to wait and see what the overrated J. J. Abrams does with Star Trek XI.

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Another incentive to get out of town at night

Another awesome site courtesy of Dr. Plait of Bad Astronomy fame. At Heavens-Above you can find out when ISS (Int’l Space Station) will be passing over your house, within a 10-day window plus other semi-known satellites. I will need to get together with some people I know who live farther out of the city to escape the light pollution to see things better. Of course a telescope with someone who knows how to operate its coordinate system will help too.

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Two down, three to go

The banner will be getting an update before the weekend is over because my guy scored TWO goals against the Canucks, setting his total to 497 plus two more points on his career total as he closes in on Phil Housley. Hey, anything could happen in hockey. Vancouver holds a special place in Roenick’s recent career too. Last season, Gretzky designated him as a healthy scratch which upset him so he stormed out of the locker room, went to a nearby restaurant and watched the game in its bar. He readily admits it wasn’t a mature decision. Many figured the Coyotes would trade him by the deadline over this. No, the ‘Yotes organization did something much worse, they kept him on the sinking ship known as the S.S. Barnett-Tocchet-Gretzky while others got dealt to teams which made the playoffs.

Well, the president of the anti-JR fan club (Scott Burnside) can, as JR said, “kiss my ass” over his statement about him not lasting with the Sharks and retiring for real by Thanksgiving. He’s 40 percent of the way to his goal and he still has plenty of spark.

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Happy 43rd Birthday Matthew Sweet

He remains one of America’s most underrated Power Pop artists despite making some of the best records of my generation. Although it was technically released in late 1991, Girlfriend was his overdue breakthrough in 1992 and a big personal favorite of mine. I played the CD to death that Summer. Originally the album was going to be called Nothing Lasts, another track on the record, but Tuesday Weld’s handlers wouldn’t allow her pictures on the cover unless he changed it. Thus, the upbeat single “Girlfriend,” was used and the record’s overall bitter theme was toned down; it was mainly inspired by Sweet’s recent divorce.

The cooler news for his birthday is a new title due in early 2008! Matthew has posted a single called “Badass” on his MySpace page to check out. I need to listen to it later on my better workstation at home. Meanwhile, I’m excited because I’ve never found any of his post-1992 work to be disappointing and he better tour, I haven’t been to a proper Matthew Sweet concert in seven years.

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Carlos Alazraqui

Carlos Alazraqui after the show. There's only one reason why he could be so funny. His material is written by…Fairy Godparents!!!

Carlos Alazraqui returned to Austin to entertain us with his musings, commentaries and best of all, his repertoire of voices. Returned? Yes, he was here earlier this year to introduce the Reno 911 movie at the Alamo Lake Creek theater; he said he really enjoyed that, it made him feel like a star. If you watch the show, he plays Deputy James Garcia but you wouldn’t recognize him easily as he’s usually wearing sunglasses and a mustache. If you don’t watch Reno, you will probably know him best as the voice of the Taco Bell dog 10 years ago; he does a series of jokes about those salad days. Carlos is most famous to me as a voice actor. Currently he is a character on at least a half dozen active cartoons airing on Nickelodeon and the Cartoon Network: Mr. Crocker of The Fairly Oddparents; Lazlo of Camp Lazlo; and Salty Mike on Squirrel Boy.

A recent contest winner hosted the evening. We had seen him before at Maria Bamford. He was still pretty good and had new material over his slacker lifestyle around Austin.

Then came Jim Hope to get the crowd going. This gentleman is currently a writer for George Lopez’s sitcom and he worked on Titus. He started off by hovering over Scott, going bonkers and trying to get Scott to shout the MC’s name while imitating a velociraptor. I felt a bit terrible, the front-row seats are great yet the goal of the evening was relaxing, not being pulled into the show. Scott was a good sport. Hope had other great jokes regarding his marriage, his daughter and a crazy conspiracy involving the Green Bay Packers being the real world power. Forget the Gnomes of Zurich or Colonel Sanders.

Carlos had his turn and he killed with imitations of Bush, Clinton, Gore, the Taco Bell dog, Dr. Phil, Steve Irwin, and a quick Q&A with Deputy Garcia. I especially liked his bit requesting retarded people being dressed better in public and yet they’re smarter than Goths. He also assured the audience that Texas would prevail against Oklahoma in their annual game, at least his bookie shared this optimism.

After the show, he did autographs and had a DVD for sale of a past performance in Houston around 2004. Carlos was gracious enough to let me have my picture with him (see above) and he did a quick quip of Lazlo and Mr. Crocker for me. I told him how my lawyer friends John and Mark love his show because policemen are sometimes the worst witnesses in court. He was really upbeat over his voice work, said it was a joy to work with people like Maria Bamford. Now I can tell the children in my life that I’ve met all those characters they’ve seen on TV.

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I think I can get use to this “winning” fad

What a game last night! The Flyers haven’t won their season opener since the lockout if my memory serves me correctly. Actually, I feared it would end up being a repeat of the 2005 start against the mediocre Rangers; they were in the lead, then choked. Now if they can maintain their first-period intensity for another 81 games. The $52-million wonder boy Briere proved he’s got the hands with his two goals, one being the GWG with less than two minutes remaining. I still hope Phoenix and Philly regret trading Daymond Langkow as he scored both of Calgary’s points. I think the best part was Briere’s post-game interview when he credited the whole team for the victory. He also admitted it was a great relief to make goals in the opener because it takes the pressure off sooner; he is currently one of the highest paid forwards in the league.

Besides the win, it was great to finally see the defense actually operating well so the burden wasn’t all on Biron in goal and having a couple guys capable of bringing the puck up without turning it over at the center line. Maybe it’s a good thing we don’t have cable right now, I would have to get accustomed to this team not repeating all the mistakes they made for the last two seasons. Namely not having a power play capable of scoring or getting decent shots up close. I would like to see a couple more games before I’m convinced GM Holmgren knows what he’s doing. Only Gagne remains from the group that almost won the East in 2004.
I forgot to post my predictions for 2007-08 as I did last year.
Flyers: Having a real number one goalie and the return of Boucher is the most promising situation in a while. I disagree with ESPN claiming Biron will be a bust, I think he’ll be fine because the other gripe with the blue line was addressed. For defense, grabbing Nashville’s Timonen was another smart move along with Smith from Edmonton; better successors to Desjardins and Johnsson than Hatcher, Rathje and Baumgarten ever were. Holmgren also “gets it” with forwards unlike Clarke as there’s more emphasis with speed and passing. Alas, it’s still a rebuilding year which is where my expectations will be. They will be knocked out in the second round of the playoffs; Ottawa, Pittsburgh and the Rangers are the real threats.
Coyotes: My long-term favorite in the West will stink on ice even more than last season. With the new ownership and failures, count on Gretzky resigning after Christmas, he can’t be fired for he’s a partial owner. I don’t really have much interest in them neither, outside of Ed J, it’s a team of kids and nobodies, all the big names left: CuJo, Nolan, Ricci, Roenick, Laraque, Comrie, and Nagy are retired or playing for winners. The Kings may be a tad messier with their acquisitions but they’ll still finish 5-10 points higher than the ‘Yotes. I agree with the ESPN pundits on changing their slogan from a Decade in the Desert to Eleven in the Wilderness.
Sharks: This is the team in the West I will be watching more. Not only for JR as I count down his 500-goal target (note to ESPN pundits who say he’ll quit by Thanksgiving, “Suck it! Dead Dollar Bill televises more hockey than you so who believes what you say?”), but these guys have the best shot at winning it and taking the Cup. I dislike the Ducks and doubt they could pull off a two-peat. Their core from last season is pretty intact too.
The Divisions: The Atlantic will be a toss up between the Pens and Rangers, the era of Devils dominance shall coast into the sunset. The Northeast should easily go to the Sens for the Sabres were gutted this Summer. Couldn’t care less for the Southeast as none of their teams will make it past the first round of the playoffs. The Pacific may go to the Ducks yet the Sharks will remain the team with the grit. The Northwest is too uninteresting to care yet I’ll randomly pick Calgary, they can give everyone fits. Lastly, the Central will be a guess too for Detroit is a fave yet they practically need walkers on the ice. Nashville may take the prize unless their pending sale and/or move proves too much of a distraction. In the end, I’ll go on a limb for the Cup: Sharks v. Sens.
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Happy Birthday Lazz!

I do hope he has a fun time in Seattle today with his family; the pictures of his pet and daughters are cute, especially their reaction to Santa. I finally have an overdue package put together for him and it’s going out the door on Monday, he’s a big Pink Floyd fan so these items should fit the bill. Meanwhile, enjoy his latest maps in Paizo’s current line of D&D adventures which are some of the best on the market. Maybe one day we’ll get together and brainstorm on another round of cool magic items like we did at GDW, one of my favorite memories of working with him. I think he enjoyed it too since the other editors there told the art department what to do while I deferred to their judgment. Why not? I can’t draw, Lazz can, smart thing is always to let the artists do their thing. You’d think most game publishers would think the same way.

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Cat care from the beyond the grave?

Now this owner is dedicated to her cats as the cartoon demonstrates. I can relate though.

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Black Book is proof that Verhoeven does make real movies

When the name of Paul Verhoeven is mentioned, most people turn up their noses and go “ugh!” since they always recall his violent movies: Starship Troopers, Total Recall and Robocop; or his “adult” movies: Basic Instinct and Show Girls. I read that he was tired of Hollywood so he went back home to the Netherlands to make this film about the final months of Germany’s occupation during WWII. It ended up being distributed through Sony Classics which usually means only the art house circuit showed it (for Austin, the Dobie or Arbor Great Hills theaters) because of subtitles, graphic violence and “adult” situations. To be fair to him, I watched this for the story thanks to an interview I read. He was a little boy during Holland’s occupation and he had been working on this story for 20 years. It’s sort of a sequel, continuation or return to his previous flick on the Dutch Resistance Soldaat van Oranje. As for the nudity and nasty gun-shot effects, they’re not scenes for the faint of heart but they’re not gratuitous, they’re essential events to the plot’s progression. Besides, life in the occupied nations was messy and people were conflicted.

Black Book begins with the heroine Rachel Stein (van Houten) in Israel during the mid Fifties. A tour bus comes by the school she teaches at and one of the passengers is a Dutch woman who recognizes Rachel. They converse a bit, swap addresses and promise to keep in touch. The encounter leads to her reminiscing about the last year of Germany’s presence in the Netherlands and time rolls back to post D-Day 1944. Being Jewish, she is hiding out on a farm with a Protestant family until an Allied bomber accidently destroys the house, killing all the occupants but her. A Dutch policeman claiming to be with the Resistance comes by and promises to assist her, her family (hiding elsewhere) and other Dutch Jews safe passage to Belgium, now liberated by the Allies. The reunion is short lived because the Germans intercept the barge. Rachel then escapes in the ensuing chaos while everyone is murdered. The Resistance comes to her aid again, grants her the new identity of Ellis de Vries and hides her in plain sight with a job at a soup factory.

Months pass uneventfully until the Resistance calls in its favor. At first, what they ask of her is slightly dangerous but it mainly entails playing the girlfriend of an operative; the Germans tend not to harass couples. When a key German SS officer, Captain Muntze, takes a liking to her, the Resistance’s cell leader wants to know how far she’s willing to go for the liberation of Holland. Rachel figures she’s got nothing left to lose so she’ll do whatever it takes. Matters quickly get complicated as she grows fond of Muntze while interacting with the German officer who murdered her family at the German HQ and lastly, dealing with the other Resistance members’ ambivalence toward Jews; some consider the Jews expendable if a Dutch Gentile’s life is at stake.

I don’t want to give away anymore of the plot because it is suspenseful and tense. Even I was tricked several times. I also liked how the problems didn’t stop when the Germans surrendered which makes sense; all the liberated countries had reprisals against those branded as traitors, collaborators and sympathizers. The actors portraying the key German officers are excellent, they’re not cartoonish villains a la Hogan’s Heroes, they’re human beings with hobbies (collecting stamps, music), families, hopes, etc. but the horrific things they’re involved in are plain sight. Not surprising the Dutch still resent the Germans to this day.

Black Book is an excellent tale that takes a more honest, blunt look at the final days of WWII and its aftermath. Sometimes the truth hurts because all heroes have flaws, just some are unforgivable when they’re revealed. This includes the main character too.

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