D&D birthday cake II

Here's the cake beside the book it's based on.

Here's the cake beside the book it's based on.

Somara has done it again! My friend Flynn commissioned this one as a birthday present after he had seen the PHB version she did for our friend Leslee. This one was relatively easier to make because of all the lessons she learned from the predecessor. The trickier part was changing the color and I think it’s an entirely different type of cake underneath. Leslee’s was chocolate and Flynn’s is a carrot cake. I’m sure Somara will post a clarification.

This side view is cool. The "book's" bulge is more noticeable. Tomes from the Middle Ages and photo albums tend to have it.

This side view is cool. The "book's" bulge is more noticeable. Tomes from the Middle Ages and photo albums tend to have it.

 Hopefully, Flynn will tell everyone about the cake’s success on his webpage [nothing posted yet]. Somara did say Flynn and Faith [my friend’s wife] were very, very pleased with it in their words and facial expressions. That’s enough reassurance for me. Getting invited back to his place to play Star Wars will cinch it.

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At least this campaign has guts, unlike last year’s

I’m glad to see that someone in the NHL has a sense of humor with this ad campaign. It does bring some levity to the gambling problems in pro sports and the distasteful crimes of Michael Vick. Somehow Gary Bettman will find a way to spoil this since it could draw attention to the Rick Tocchet and Mark Bell scandals, oh wait, since the NHL is barely on US TV, I highly doubt anyone really knew, nor cared.

I did like most of ESPN.com’s Page 2 fake billboards, they were funny. I don’t get the NY Rangers one though. I’ll have to think of one for the Flyers in time, they were so awful last season, it will be hard to narrow it down.

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The Haunted Mansion has nothing on these spiders

This bit of news won’t do much for those with an irrational fear of spiders. I’ve seen much smaller, cotton-candy-like webs around wooded areas of Texas before but the measurements on this one are impressive. I’m not afraid of the eight-legged creatures yet the picture in the story did make me think, “Ick!” Every other day, some stupid spider builds a web between my house and the closest tree. I always walk through the damned thing on the way to my car. It’s a nusiance yet I’m grateful. If walked through that communal set up, I would need to call in sick and spend the morning finding a flamethrower to burn the rest of it.

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Generic wedding cake

She’s not terribly thrilled with this one but I still think it’s pretty impressive even if it does resemble something anyone can purchase at the grocery store or a generic bakery. What matters with a cake [to me] is how it tastes and that’s the aspect Somara has an advantage in. 
 
Meanwhile, Adam sent this link of Somara’s competition. Based upon the URL, these were likely to be in Florida so there’s room for everyone to capture the Geek or Speciality markets.

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Welcome Savannah

According to her dad, Savannah has a CHA 20 and a Gaze Attack (Sp) that requires a DC WIL 18 saving throw or be stunned for 1d4 rounds.

Our friends Regina and John had their first child Monday, we were only told the specifics today. Phew! What a relief! My posting record was about to end at 80 days because I was running out of stuff or still in the middle of writing about two other matters.

I’ll have a picture up as soon as I receive one from John. Savannah is her name according to other sources. I’m sure he’s rather overwhelmed with this event and all the relatives coming by to visit.

Update Aug. 30, 2007: I got the name right according to John’s recent e-mail. He said photos are on their way.

Update Sep. 1, 2007: John sent pictures last night and I added the caption based upon his statements. Being a fellow D&D geek, I had to write out the technical terms.

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Happy 90th Birthday Jack Kirby

When I was a kid, I thought he was the coolest because he co-created the Fantastic Four, Captain America and the Avengers. He fell out of favor with me in the Eighties and early Nineties since his style appeared clunky, dated and his creations such as OMAC, the Forever People and Kamandi seemed silly. Besides, the big artists of the day would triumph over this dinosaur (HA!). These days I have a greater appreciation for his contributions to comics and although I am not crazy for his style, it did convert to animation pretty well with the recent Superman and Justice League series appearances of Darkseid.

I know there’s an award named after Wil Eisner and Russ Manning. Maybe my friends Rad and Steve know something about any named after the King.

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Good as Lily, another demo of comics shining over films

It’s Grace Kwon’s 18th birthday and life couldn’t be better. She was just accepted to Stanford and she landed the lead in the Spring play. Grace is on top of the world until she encounters herself at age six, 29 and 70. There’s no technical or logical explanation on how it happened nor does it matter because the sudden news of the Spring play’s cancellation becomes the larger problem and these older versions amplify her doubts, anxieties and fears. Having to explain her other selves to friends, hiding them from her parents and resisting the urge to ask them questions about the future doesn’t help. Are they an omen of what will be or what may be? Are they around to assist her in overcoming personal demons or will they create the messes she will encounter eventually?

Good as Lily is in the same vein as one of my personal favorites, David Chelsea in Love, because it’s another demonstration of how comic books can take a similar premise such as the one in 13 Going on 30 and do it a thousand times better than Hollywood. Especially when it comes to creating a character’s depth, motivation and general credibility in the story. On the downside, there are times when the illustrator uses the overused manga technique of exaggerating facial features or physical gestures which I’m sick of. To me, skilled illustrators can show emotions more effectively with very few lines with the same core “shape.” This is done all the time in animation. But back to its strengths. Lily doesn’t dwell on the majority of the characters being Korean as a story element or crutch. Grace and her friends behave like all American teenagers do, their ethnicity is an extraneous detail and probably due to the author being Korean. The story stays focused on the protagonist juggling school, friends, saving the play, a mean-spirited rival who has tormented her since kindergarten, interacting with her parents and a supressing a crush on the drama teacher all while trying to figure out why are her other selves here. Lesser teenagers would be devastated by this workload. I know I would’ve been in a straitjacket by the first weekend. This may not be a really heavy comic from DC’s Vertigo line but this is a nice, quick and pleasant story to read which I plan to loan out t0 friends. If you don’t live near me, I recommend you borrow it from someone or buy your own copy. I think it could come in handy and will interest the same younger kids addicted to DeGrassi or will raise the High School Musical fans’ IQ by 10 points.

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Adventures in Catsitting/Housesitting 2007

Angel is exhausted from all the reviews on cat litter.

It’s late Summer which means it’s catsitting time again! Actually, catsitting for our friends the Lowrys is a year-round matter I always enjoy because I’m addicted to petting cats. They usually go on vacation in the Summer to escape the peak “heat season” of Central Texas for a while. This round of catsitting involves giving their cat Angel some special medicine thanks to him eating something that was best left alone while he was wandering in their yard. Oh he’s in good spirits and his usual ornery self with me (we aren’t on good terms lately since I won’t let him go out anymore, he has a tendency not to come home until late, late into the evening).

I had to take this picture of Angel curled up with the magazine since it made him appear more literate than he is. Even if cats could read, they’d probably only use this ability to read what flavor of food is in the can, bag or box. Most of the time, he is a well-behaved cat, just very vocal in his dissatisfaction when denied his “getting back to nature” expeditions.

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Happy Birthday Steve!

I called him earlier today. He was taking it easy and I seemed to be interrupting him, Steve and Chance were going swimming this afternoon which I remember being a bigger undertaking in the Midwest unlike Central Texas. I could hear Chance in the background, he seemed pretty excited as all children his age are about going to the pool.

This year is going to be low key. He recently returned from the Chicago comic book show which isn’t as big as San Diego but at least it’s still around and now takes place later in the Summer. Matters appear to be going pretty well on the art front and he’ll be keeping Somara and me informed on the further adventures of Athena Voltaire. Steve has some other irons in the fire yet I don’t want to jinx them until they’re announced.

If you know him, drop him a line this week. Wish him a happy birthday. Meanwhile, Somara and I will continue scheming to get a visit to Austin out of him and Chance.

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The “treadmill song” will be on Rockband

Woo hoo! The list of songs for the upcoming game Rock Band gets better and better every time I go searching for updates. With OK Go now being there, I don’t think I’ll have too hard of a time convincing Somara on buying this video game.

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This change is not as egregious as Reebok’s new jerseys

Another old tradition in the NHL was put to sleep. Since they have all those guys in Toronto to review the close calls from numerous angles, the goal judges had become redundant. I don’t buy the money argument entirely because the best seats in my opinion, and from other hockey experts, are in the corners. Sure, you can see the goals made up close yet there’s more action going on other than scoring. More of the impressive hits and puck work takes place in the corners, the blue lines and off the circles. However, goal judges will remain in the lower-level leagues such as the AHL, ECHL and CHL due to their miniscule budgets.

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1997: The Simpson House was a reality for one Summer

It’s probably impossible to find now, the builder had to repaint the exterior with colors that matched the rest of the neighborhood. I’m confident the current owner doesn’t want to be bothered by tourists and fans neither.

My boss Larry and I spent a significant amount of our Sunday morning trying to find this place because the billboards plugging it weren’t very precise. Then came a two-hour wait in the Nevada heat to get in. We waited under a tent out of the sun yet the people running the tour refused to turn on the misters. They claimed it attracted flies. After living in Las Vegas for three weeks, I felt that even insects weren’t insane enough to come out into the daily three-digit temperatures. The wait was worth it. I was allowed to take pictures with a flash unlike Graceland and I did enter the drawing for it. How awesome it would’ve been to have a full-sized pad in Henderson to stay at or the small chunk of change I could’ve made selling it after my own tours ran out. Maybe the show’s popularity kept running long enough to make a small museum just as the guy who bought the house from A Christmas Story did.

Sadly and obviously, I didn’t win it. I did watch the season opener on Fox to see the winner called out on national television. Later on, I had indirectly learned how the recipient was a professional prizewhore which was a real bummer.

I got over it in seconds anyway so here’s a recap of the virtual tour I built of the house 10 years ago. Still laid out by the ever so spiffy application Adobe PageMill 2.0 but I did tweak it a little as I discovered a typo I let slide for a decade. D’oh!

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Rangers win 30-3 but they’re still bums

I’m not into baseball, especially when it come to the Texas Rangers, the younger, AL version of the Phillies for losses and overall awfulness. What happened yesterday with the Orioles was definitely a fluke and amazing since a score that high hasn’t happened in 110 years. Maybe the team pulled out all the stops to distract the world from Texas carrying out its 400th execution in 25 years.

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The Simpsons Tenth Season DVD

It has been eight months since Fox released a DVD set of The Simpsons so my prediction was accurate. With the anticipation of the movie in July and the show reaching its 400th episode, this latest collection definitely had a lot of hype to compete with.

The Tenth season is the first one completely managed by show runner Mike Scully, Al Jean’s return as a permanent writer, the debut of the Simpsons doing three short stories in an episode a la “Treehouse of Horror”—“Simpsons Bible Stories”—and the more of the family traveling to other cities or nations as a plot device: “Thirty Minutes over Tokyo,” remains one of the funniest observations of Japan, it’s small wonder that South Park and King of the Hill followed with their own takes.

Fox really went crazy on the interaction animation. Not only are there funny sight gags in the episode or feature menus, Bart does separate acts of a vandalism on the Twentieth Century Fox logo preceding the start of each disc. Fox also included the tenth season’s Butterfinger and Australian junk food commercials plus the odd Intel ad. Hearing Homer’s patented “D’oh!” at the end doesn’t really give me much faith in those processors, then again it was for the Pentium II’s which are ancient history now. Finally, there are some demonstrations of the animators in action. I watched how they draw and lay out the key poses for those interactive menus. As a huge animation fan, I was really impressed with their speed, accuracy and how they made it look relatively easy through their usage of simple circles and rectangles.

Commentaries continue to be worth the effort despite several having really long silent gaps and Groening’s reduced presence. I highly recommend listening to two in particular. The first one is “Mayored to the Mob” with Mark Hamill. You learn that his son Nathan works at Bongo Comics (Groening’s “label”); Scully was reluctant to let Hamill do the bodyguard trainer Leavelle; Hamill had been wanting to be on the show for years because he’s a huge fan and to him, The Simpsons is the pinnacle of voice acting. Dan Castellaneta joins in on the commentary with Hamill and they both tell their hilarious stories about the late Jonathan Harris. The other is “They Saved Lisa’s Brain” written by Matt Selman. The writer explains the consequences of insulting the city of East St. Louis in an interview he shortly did after it aired. Selman’s quote resulted in Fox’s publicity department deflecting the angry letters and calls (sounds like New Orleans II). So Scully and Jean punished Selman through a practical joke in the writers’ room with incredible results.

Anything from the recent movie? Just an animatic of the town singing near the end. This was released too close to the film’s run so I’m sure they’re saving all the treats, deleted scenes, alternate takes, etc. for the DVD. Actually this article says they are.

It was an automatic purchase for me since I hate watching the show in syndication. Thanks to Fox lowering the standard on prime time shows being only 21-22 minutes long, syndicated airings are probably 19. It feels about that brief with all the commercials and plugs for Channel 7’s inane news hour. I am also one of the most jaded TV viewers around. I greatly dislike most commercial network shows so when I had cable, I only watched the more specialized channels: Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, etc. However, I have never agreed with the “oh it was better back in season (insert number here)” or “the show is creatively bankrupt” crowds. If you’re in those camps, then borrow this DVD and watch them again. These episodes haven’t aired in their entirety for 10 years. You may see things you didn’t notice before and/or there are jokes you missed last time. If you still are in those critical herds I ragged on earlier, then at least you didn’t waste any money. Now to await the movie DVD and season 11. With all the anecdotes from the writers, animators and actors colored by years of hindsight, I’ve concluded time helps them out as it does for wine or cheese. As anxious as I am for the remaining seasons due to my completist nature, I think it would be better if Fox waits eight to ten years after each season airs before releasing them to DVD.

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Check out this “wild” animal in our house!

Miette is giving her approval of the new toy.

Last night we picked up this cat tower generously donated to us by our friends Tina and Jeremy. It took about 10 minutes to get our three more adventurous cats to check it out but once they caught the scents of previous two owners (felines of course), then Molly, Nemo and Miette couldn’t leave it alone. They’re continuing to amuse us with their climbing, lounging and hiding while we decide to put this thing in a more permanent location.

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