Recycling bottles may soon pay off

Finally a story about recycling plastic bottles! As a member of Ecology Action for almost five years, containers with the recycle “1” and “2” symbols on them are the most common things next to paper I see people throw in the garbage. Personally, I would prefer the old glass deposit bottles but the whole weight/shipping argument defeats taste/reusability. Then I also remember my boss Juan’s story about how he cut his arm on a carton of them when he was younger; definitely a post-concert mishap for EA to avoid.

The story is pretty solid from what I’ve learned in my basic training with EA. I think NPR should’ve given the Nestle CEO guy some cheese for his w(h)ine on the deposit being mandatory with all containers. I have no problem with it because I turn in any glass container I can and qualifying plastics. His product will just be affected more often since his actual goal is to get people addicted to bottled water over cheaper tap water. Other than that, when you do turn in your bottles, please take the lid off, places such as EA can’t do anything with them…yet.

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Happy 60th Birthday Albert Brooks

How fitting that this weekend had back-to-back birthdays of two major comedians on The Simpsons who ad lib their lines; this causes the writers and artists to engineer the episodes around them. It works since Albert Brooks is pretty darned funny, if you have the first season DVDs, check out the audio outtakes. Hank Scorpio is his best character in the show’s 18 seasons.

Outside of animation and being imitated by Kevin Pollak, the movies of his that I’ve seen were great: Lost in America, Defending Your Life and my personal favorite Mother co-starring Debbie Reynolds. I haven’t seen the others, most people say they’re weak but I’ll get around to seeing them and then make up my own mind. Then again, his style of comedy is subtle and doesn’t hit you over the head as most do. His appearance in Taxi Driver was odd yet I felt he stole the movie in Out of Sight as a proxy for Charles Keating and the junk bond guy whose name escapes me.

I always knew his brother is Super Dave Osbourne and I know he’s not related to producer-director James Brooks, but I learned today that his real name is Albert Einstein. Changing his stage name was a smart move since it kept the casting people focused on letting him tell jokes or act instead of tempting them to say something “smart.”

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Saturday Night Fever 30 years later

I am glad I finally saw this movie now instead of when it was new or during its first 20-25 years of existence. Much like all pieces of Pop Culture, Fever was loved at first then reviled followed by a revival thanks to the Hipster Twins known as the Retro and Kitsch Fads—they appear within every generation. This year is its 30th anniversary and when I was researching Roger Ebert, I read a bit about his former partner Gene Siskel. Fever was Siskel’s favorite film and everyone knows he owned the famous iconic white suit. As much as I disagreed with Siskel’s reviews, especially his hypocrisy on 1941, I don’t think he would take a stand on a “Disco” movie lightly. I wondered what did he see in this flick.

Tony Manero is a stereotypical 18-25 year-old Italian-American Brooklynite: he has little education, he works at a paint store, he lives with his parents, he uses ethnic slurs, he belittles women, etc. When it’s Saturday night, he puts on his upscale clothes and goes to the local discotheque where he’s the king of the dance floor and women are attracted to him.

The primary story is about preparing for the local club’s dance contest. His regular dance partner Annette “has a thing for him,” which annoys him. When he sees Stephanie dancing, he is smitten but more importantly he knows she’s a better dancer so Tony dumps Annette. Stephanie thinks Tony’s an immature goombah because she’s a bit older, works in Manhattan and does an excessive amount of name dropping to illustrate her “superiority;” it doesn’t work, Tony and his friends only recognized Joe Nameth. Despite Tony’s advances, they agree to stay focused on rehearsing. Then comes the culmination with the competition and unlike Strictly Ballroom there’s no big number resulting in a happy ending. Instead Tony has an ugly epiphany during the rest of the evening about his neighborhood, his friends, Joey’s suicide (it’s not a spoiler if the movie is over a decade old) and his future. Tony then takes a long walk from Brooklyn to Manhattan, a dangerous decision in the Seventies, mulls over his possibilities and asks for Stephanie’s help to become a better person.

Meanwhile there are numerous other subplots: Tony’s unemployed father is a source of tension at home; his older brother quitting the priesthood is a pall of shame to his parents; his friend Gus is mugged by Hispanic rivals; his other friend Joey doesn’t want to marry the woman he impregnated; and his clique’s misadventures around Brooklyn, namely the famous bridge. Most of these go unresolved, they’re mainly used to give the movie authenticity since Brooklyn is an alien microcosm to rest of the world.

The ending is anti-climatic, inconclusive and a downer by today’s standards yet most movies in the Seventies were that way: The Parallax View, Rollerball and Chinatown. It was also loosely based upon a magazine article explaining the Disco culture of New York so it wasn’t firmly rooted in a novel. I feel the proper context for Saturday Night Fever is to put it in the same vein as Dazed and Confused, Trainspotting and Less Than Zero. None of these four films have traditional narratives with a conflict and a resolution, they’re glimpses into a particular moment of time and space on certain people, nothing more. It’s just a coincidence they all have drug usage in them too.

I think Gene Siskel and others genuinely liked this movie for showing a working-class guy being elevated to celebrity status one night a week out of his dreary existence. The details were important too. His local discotheque isn’t a glamorous place like Studio 54 or Osko’s, it’s a converted warehouse with tables, a DJ area and one of those floors with lights underneath it. The real Brooklyn neighborhood with its beaten-down look was used to show how the Recession of the Seventies was really taking its toll, making it a place of little hope. After 30 years, Fever has matured into a solid, interesting time capsule of a decade and Travolta’s dancing was impressive even if Disco music is annoying.

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Happy 50th Birthday Jon Lovitz

So his post-SNL career hasn’t been fantastic, but that’s the fate for most from the rather unfunny, strained show. I always loved The Critic even if its subject matter was focused on ridiculing movies; it was really about Jay Sherman’s misadventures around NYC while trying to juggle his patrician family, ex-wife, son and Ted Turner-ish boss. I only hope he does more appearances as Artie Ziff on The Simpsons and the writers work him into the new episodes of Futurama. Other than cartoons and cameos, Jon Lovitz does make Subway commercials tolerable with a streamlined version of his Master Thespian persona.

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Remember to tip this driver with tuna

What a week for cats courtesy of the New Yorker‘s animated podcast. I only disagree that if a cat did drive a cab, the cat’s aggressiveness would be more subtle. For example, if someone cut off Molly, she’d urinate on the other driver’s vehicle when she discovered where the offender parked. Same goes for Nemo and Wicca. Miette’s strategy would involve hissing first and then barfing up a huge wet, gray furball or partially digested cat food on offender’s car later.

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Sixtieth moon discovered orbiting Saturn

Firstly, I only thought Saturn had around 16 moons and since the Cassini probe was launched in 1997, NASA, ESA and ASI (Italian NASA) have found another 44, including the one in this article. I’m no astronomer but when an object only couple kilometers wide is orbiting a planet as large as Saturn, it shouldn’t be called a moon. I feel it should be labelled a satellite or object. I am willing to cut Mars some slack on Phobos and Deimos because I don’t want mankind’s next major space-travel destination to suffer from envy which will be projected on the future Martians (Terran/human colonists).

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Sly Cooper 2 isn’t as exciting as its predecessor

Right now the PS3 just doesn’t have any compelling games to justify its price tag and I keep reading/hearing rumors over compatibility issues with PS2 games, namely my Guitar Hero not working. I’m confident there will be a GTA equivalent for PS3 that will make it a must have console, the bigger question will be when. Until then, I’m putting more mileage on the PS2 with the catalog of games I haven’t finished as a surrogate for the Dish TV ending recently.

Several days ago, I finally defeated the first sequel to the Sly Cooper franchise. I wish I knew how many hours it took. Either the game doesn’t track it as Ratchet & Clank does or I completely forgot how to find it on the memory card. It would’ve been still nice to know since I noticed the completion times getting lower in the R&C games for me. This meant they grew progressively easier or my skills improved, probably the former.

I can’t remember the specifics of the first Sly game’s patterns or style of play but SC2 fell into a rather dull, repetitive string of tasks in all eight stages: take recon photos, pickpocket guards for keys, bug the boss’s office and hack the computer systems. The only changes made are the settings and it doesn’t ease the annoyance of how redundant this is. The final boss battles are expected in all video games so I have no complaint there. I did enjoy the more frequent use of Sly’s companions Bentley and Murray on completing particular mission elements and each is used at least once to fight in a boss battle. Sly dancing in a tux with his nemesis Carmelita was pretty amusing. However, I seriously hated several frustrating stages involving a chase or collecting; their start-over points were practically starting all over.

Still, I enjoyed it and felt that sense of accomplishment when Clockwerk’s successor was defeated.

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Would the NRA back cat handgun ownership?

Thankfully Wicca has mellowed as she ages, if Molly, Miette and Nemo were introduced to her shortly after she was declawed, I think her behavior would be more rash.

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The Ant Bully

Pixar’s A Bug’s Life is still the best of the batch when it comes to animated movies about ants and/or insects. I’m not sure who approved this rather mediocre forary into children’s programming for last last Summer but if it weren’t for Bruce Campbell’s presence as comic relief, this was a waste of 90 minutes. Such a shame too since it was directed by John A Davis whose previous work was Jimmy Neutron. Maybe he should stick to short, television-based material.

The Ant Bully is based upon a book I never heard of, then again, I’m not an expert on children’s literature. It’s the telegraphed moral lesson of “do unto others” or “walk a mile in their shoes” for a picked-on boy named Lucas who takes out his frustrations on an ant colony. After a devastating flood caused by a garden hose, the colony’s wizard uses his magic to shrink Lucas down to their size so he can face his accusers. The wise and creepy mystical queen sentences Lucas to life as an ant until he gains their perspective and it’s up to Hova to teach, protect and assist him. Julia Roberts must be an acting because she’s nothing like Hova in real life.

This movie will keep small children pacified and impress the gullible, celebrity worshippers over the favors Tom Hanks must have pulled to cajole people from Hollywood’s A list to lend their voices. When it comes to the former, you might want to put it aside for something better. I’m glad my sister-in-law loaned it to me, I would’ve felt rather gypped to spend the money renting it at Blockbuster/Hollywood.

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D&B Expedition 2007, Madison is master of the claw

Somehow Somara coaxed us all into making faces

For the last week, my sister-in-law from Dayton Beach is in town with the kids which means, a trip to Dave & Busters—a vacation highlight to them. I think there are a couple in Florida, they’re just not nearby and the parents don’t have the time. Besides, time with Uncle Maggi gives Yvette a break from playing referee, disciplinarian, villain and delegator of treats. This trip was special too because Hunter, their cousin and my nephew who lives in Georgetown (town north of Austin), had the chance to go. Poor Hunter has had bad luck with the D&B thanks to two previous cancellations: stomach flu on the day after Christmas 2006, the disappointment on his face said it all, and the ice storm on MLK Day 2007.

Landon and Madison are always a handful so I strong-armed Somara into coming along because I knew I would be completely overwhelmed by three children. As always the ongoing negotiation sessions at the prize area of D&B was a small ordeal for both adult and child. I think I could get more cooperation from Israel and the Palestinian Authority before any remote compromise from the headstrong Madison. Course I should talk about lecturing on the accumulation of crap, my CD collection and D&D props. Fortunately, they’re not adults to point it out…yet. We still had a great time, the prize bit is only a fraction of the whole experience. Hunter really likes the Aliens video game, Madison won a four-square ball in the giant claw game and nothing makes one feel superior than defeating preteen children at air hockey, the match with the wife was close though, 7-6 comeback win for me.

With the children, aunt and uncle sufficiently exhausted, we got the quick picture and returned them to Georgetown. We do enjoy their company but we have no plans to have our own offspring yet it’s always good to have this kind of outing several times a year. I consider it an inoculation to prevent me from ever changing my mind unless I were suddenly turned into Bruce Wayne; he has enough money, help (Alfred), time and energy to deal with kids. I think his detective and ninja skills give him an edge in parenting too.

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Happy 55th Birthday Stewart Copeland

When I started to seriously get into music as a teenager, the Police was one of my favorite bands so by default, Stewart Copeland was automatically my favorite drummer and usually the guy I’d vote for in polls. My interest in the Police faded quickly after Synchronicity got played to death; how it lacked the excitement of Ghost in the Machine; but I always kept tabs on Copeland because he was the most interesting of the trio. He went on to do movies and television themes such as The Equalizer on CBS and duets with Adam Ant (Out of Bounds) and Stan Ridgway (Rumblefish). I was a tad miffed over him being dumped from Babylon 5, but I got over it. One day I hope he puts out a re-issue of his other work he did as Klark Kent since it goes for a fortune on eBay and I only have one song from the Rhino New Wave compilation.

Outside of music, he is a rather interesting person too. His father was Miles Copeland, Jr., a CIA agent of a questionable reputation and maker of unconfirmable assertions: he helped overthrow the pre-Shah government of Iran with Kermit Roosevelt, Thatcher was elected Prime Minister of the UK through covert aid and the Iranian government wouldn’t release the embassy hostages until the end of the 1980 election. The upside to his father’s notoriety gave Stewart fluency in Arabic and much of that region’s influence can be heard in his drumming. Thankfully he also didn’t share his father’s politics or “storytelling.” Then comes his older brother, Miles Copeland III who is seen as a villain by many in the music business: Glenn Tilbrook and Chris Difford of Squeeze and Stan Ridgway of Wall of Voodoo to name a couple accusers. Oddly, the Police were never on the record label Miles started, IRS (International Record Syndicate) which is more famous as REM’s launching point.

Currently, Stewart is busy touring in the Police reunion with Sting and Andy Summer. I hate to dismiss it so readily and quickly but if they’re not doing any new material, I think I’ll just willfully ignore this and remember the band I “discovered” in eighth grade. However, I am going to press forward on looking up his more recent work.

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This turtle wasn’t hiding in the sewers

No idea where this creature came from.

On our way to pick up the kids to go to D&B, something weird was crossing our street. I pulled over and discovered that it was a turtle! As you can see from the picture, it was quite large, easily a foot in length. I picked it up with my handkerchief and from its back side to keep it from biting me, which I realized it couldn’t do. It was too big to be someone’s pet and was covered in too much mud, water and grass. I have no idea where it may have originated from because we were nowhere near the recent floods nor are there any serious creeks.

I got my picture with it as proof, something I still regret over the tarantula I spared nine years ago. Then I carried it the rest of the way across the street for its protection. Many of my neighbors drive around here like morons; over the speed limit and stop signs are optional. Hopefully it made it to the nearby creek.

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The Cheesesteak of Suffering has a new footnote

Note: My current writing/posting streak almost ended today but was saved by Philly breaking their winning streak against St. Louis!

Friday night, my former college roommate Paul warned me about this painful milestone that finally happened tonight. Now to be fair, this rather sad distinction could only be awarded to a few teams and only in baseball since professional hockey, basketball and football didn’t seriously exist before 1900. Plus none of them play over 100 games a season to wrack up so many losses.

Other than New York or Chicago, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer city since Philly is another embarrasing place filled with poor sports (as in conduct). New Yorkers are just obnoxious and elistist in general. Chicagoans are irrationally hostile; they’re known to throw home-run balls from the visiting team back out at Wrigley Field. But everyone will always remember that Philadelphians boo’d and threw snowballs at Santa Claus.

Maybe Philadelphians should all be wearing this shirt as they cry in their beers and eat their Geno’s.

I do hope the Phillies do well this season, otherwise my Flyers are in for some serious pressure and I don’t think the new pieces (Briere, Timmonen and Smyth) fit together yet.

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Snappy, correct answers to “stupid” questions

Here’s a great site that answers a handful of those nagging, rhetorical questions we hear all our lives. Most of them are from the lyrics of familiar songs. Al Jaffe of MAD would be proud.

There’s a better explanation here about Mr. Gradgrind and the origin of the site courtesy of NPR.

I also did think of and mailed a question for Mr. Gradgrind today. For years Nick Lowe has asked “what’s so funny about peace, love and understanding?” even though most think Elvis Costello did.

Update Jul. 17, 2007: The keeper of Mr. Gradgrind’s site responded last night, I was a tad bummed that he probably won’t have an answer to Nick Lowe’s big question.

“Thanks to all of you who wrote in response to my interview with Scott Simon on NPR. The Gradgrind page received about 2200 new hits as a result. If you sent a suggestion: thanks, but I am not working on any new entries. Most of my energy (and the work of my arthritic typing hands) goes into my Common Errors in English site.

As a bonus, you can read about “rhetorical questions” there at http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/rhetorical.html. You may note that some of Mr. Gradgrind’s questions are not true rhetorical ones.

My apologies for the mass mailing. I couldn’t answer all the e-mails individually.

Cheers,
Paul Brians
Professor of English
Washington State University”

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Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford after the show.

Maria Bamford after the show.

July 12 was another great evening of comedy in Austin with Maria Bamford headlining! You may recognize her from cameos in goofy shows or stand-up appearances over the years but more often for her voice work in the cartoons Catdog, Home Movies, Word Girl and most recently Barnyard.

Before she came on, there were a half dozen opening performers who were the finalists of Austin’s recent stand-up contest. They were all solid because they made me laugh which is something I barely do at movies or TV. My friend Scott and I hope to come back for an open mic night to see some of them again as an act of support.

Maria was on a roll from the start. Her material is great to listen to but you have to see her in person due to the physical elements in her act; she contorts, makes faces and gestures to illustrate her jokes—there’s this gut-busting geography routine done with her hands.

After the show, she was a treat to talk to. We had to keep it brief since there were many people who also wanted some face time with Maria. She smiled when I mentioned how much I loved her Shriek Dubois villain on Catdog and gave her a compliment on the animals she imitates. I told her I felt she could be the next Frank Welker (the voice actor for animals). Finally, the answer to your burning question if you’ve seen her; when she does speak off stage, her actual voice is similar to what you hear on stage just with a normal amount of confidence.

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