Mondo cake for either a birthday or anniversary

The sugar-loaded treat was definitely a challenge for Somara, namely the silver frosting because I recall her telling me her worried over it oxidizing into gray and/or losing its metallic sheen. I think the buyer originally wanted a cake literally shaped in the characters of 5 and 0. I imagine it’s hard to scale thanks to two numbers have serious curves in them. With a little diplomacy and education, the customer received this which I’ve been told she was very satisfied with. 
 
Lastly, this cake is special. The money Somara made from it was the last chunk of change we needed to pay back our last trip to Vegas. Depending upon how you see it, we either took eight months or five months restore the $1000 we spent from the special vacation account. Eight because I paid for the whole package in August or five since we didn’t go until November. Now the money is restored and everything we put toward it, namely Somara’s cake money and my tips from Kenny’s will be gravy.

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NHL Playoffs, Round Two, the Semi-Finals

I may not have gotten the number of victories for the eight remaining teams correct, but I did pick all the winners. Detroit and New Jersey gave me concern with how long it took them to eliminate their rather unimpressive, lower-seated opponents. My friend Brian the Red Wings fan would probably be more pessimistic with his team and he even stated he’s already more absorbed with the Tigers lately. Probably expects a second-round exit for them.

Anyhow, I still have my Stanley Cup beard (24 days old) which I have decided will not be shaved off until Detroit and New Jersey are eliminated or one them wins the Cup.

My predictions this time and ESPN didn’t set up a poll, yet:

For the West:

  • #1 Detroit v. #5 San Jose: Detroit Red Wings in 7. Sharks are tough and Red Wings took too long to eliminate the Flames, but they will prevail.
  • #2 Anaheim v. #3 Vancouver: Anaheim Ducks in 5. Ducks are on a roll and Canucks struggled with the Stars.

For the East:

  • #1 Buffalo v. #6 NY Rangers: Buffalo Sabres in 6. Sabres aren’t suffering from any serious injuries but the Rangers will drag this out courtesy of Avery gooning it up.
  • #2 New Jersey v. #4 Ottawa: New Jersey Devils in 7. The Senators aren’t quite the team they used to be but their offense is still dangerous with Heatly, Comrie and Hossa to plague Marty Brodeur. I favor the Devils even though they should’ve rolled over the Lightning. I think their GM is creating a self-fulfilling prophecy by firing the coach.
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New round of alarmist trash probably coming

You may be hearing some nonsense from the diehard PC users, especially the clueless John Dvorak, about the Mac OS being hacked or vulnerable. The bulk of the story comes from the CanSecWest Security Conference in Vancouver. Truth is, they had to change the rules for anyone to succeed and even then it was only through Safari (default web browser for Mac OS X to you Windows users). Still no success taking command of the overall system or the critical root user which would really spell game over. So as long as you’re not visiting questionable sites on the Internet, aka file-swapping or places of unknown origin, I wouldn’t sweat this. You should still always take precautions, stay on top of your finances if you do online banking and change cricital passwords at regular intervals, etc. As my Unix teacher Mr. Kochis taught me, over 80 percent of security breaches with computers are caused by human laziness.

I would like to see proof of a real-world attempt yet nobody has produced one to my knowledge. Well, without the use of third party devices that are known to be flawed such as Chicken of the VNC or the wireless card the security company knew had a problem.

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Happy 60th Birthday to Iggy Pop

Hard to believe the Godfather of Punk (and all that followed the genre) is now 60. There was a big to-do for him this Spring at SXSW because reunited with two of the Stooges. They’re supposed to have an album out in the near future.

I had the opportunity to see him in concert during my final semester at Marquette for his Brick by Brick tour when he had his first, big mainstream hit “Candy” with Kate Pierson of the B-52’s. He opened with “Raw Power” and the rest of the show really was a bigger showcase of the current record and his past, “louder” material. Nothing from Blah Blah Blah or the stuff I recognized such as “Repo Man,” “Bang Bang” or “The Passenger.” I think he did a couple tunes from Instinct and he did “China Girl” (Bowie made it a hit in 1983) after explaining how he met his wife Suchi, who is really Japanese. The music was loud as well as educational because within a year, another band he influenced named Nirvana would storm the national scene.

Like many people my age, I hadn’t really heard of Iggy (nee James Osterberg) until the Eighties. Even then it was from other bands saying he influenced them and the hit David Bowie had with his song. It wasn’t until I heard the opening theme to the movie Repo Man did I know any songs he performed. College was when I became a bit more familiar with him, probably a typical rite of passage for many diehard music fans. The stories of his drug usage and violent or sexual antics on stage in my “research” were revealing but after the Sex Pistols and the Plasmatics, it didn’t phase anyone anymore. I also admit to not liking much of his material. Most of it had an unrefined Heavy Metal sound which I hated passionately in the Eighties and early Nineties. Yet he remained in my mental database for his progeny: Peter Murphy, Siouxsie & the Banshees, INXS, Was (Not Was), Duran Duran and The Cars (seriously, the covered “Funtime” like everybody else has. Iggy’s appearances in children’s programming for Nickelodeon, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and other movies have been more amusing since he has a genuine death-warmed-over look from his past lifestyle, Trainspotting wouldn’t be possible without him.

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Dragon magazine ending after 31 years

The news with all the details is here. Of course I found out today and not yesterday since my diligence with reading enworld.org has slowed.

I was immediately saddened because Dragon was a staple of D&D ever since I got into the game. Until the late Eighties, it was the gold standard of all gaming magazines. When I was a freshman at Strake Jesuit, this guy named George Magiros had issues from the late Seventies to the present (1983) in great condition. He was kind of enough to loan them to me so I photocopied all the articles that I liked and put them into a binder labeled “expansion rules,” tres geek!

When Dragon became a house organ for D&D, I was too busy with college to care and what little time I spent on gaming was with other genres the magazine never covered. I did start subscribing to it in 2000 with the advent of the Third Edition rules but I let it end in 2004 because I wanted to save $40 a year and it fueled my current opinion of the game drowning in too many rules and options. I do admit the arrival of Third Edition really injected new life into the magazine.

Dungeon is another matter. I recall this publication arose in the mid Eighties to free up space in Dragon and until recently, it only appeared every two months. Those who were on the “D&D-Sucks!” bandwagon (me included from 1988-1993) would still buy this publication since fantasy adventures for one set of rules can always be modified for another. I also started subscribing to it in 2000, actually my wife bought it for me and I kept on renewing. This journal has always been a lifesaver whenever I’m the DM and a morale booster at the beginning of the month; who doesn’t light up when the magazine he enjoys arrives to counteract the annoying bills?

I sent a polite e-mail to WOTC asking them if there will be a sneak preview or any details of their upcoming online subscription replacement. Polite? Well, Gamers like any subculture of fans (or nerds, take your pick) are notorious for rants via correspondence. I always write cordial and succinct e-mails to them whether it’s a book with missing pages (they’ve been aces on replacements) or replying to their requests for constructive feedback on new rules. Being on the receiving end of something similar for a living, they have my empathy and sympathy. By the way, they answered while I wrote this, WOTC will have more details later, as they happen.

Meanwhile, I think I’m beginning to see the upside of this: no more space being gradually gobbled up as the magazines accumulate. I’m trying to drum the pack rat out of me and Somara. But still cut me a little slack as I get a tad nostalgic about a piece of my geeky upbringing riding into the sunset.

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One more stupid mention of 420 for the Internet

For once wikipedia.org didn’t have any explanations on the history or origin on the slang term 420. I had more luck with snopes.com. The show Mythbusters won’t touch it because it doesn’t involve blowing something up.

Somewhat interesting but I only have heard the term over the last year, or I haven’t been paying attention until then. I’m not surprised by all the misinformation spread about it though. The people I knew in college who were just obsessed with weed believed some of the dumbest things: it was the first time I heard the Phil Collins myth and the guy who told me really believed it. They also had the worst tastes in music and clothing, something to point out to kids if you don’t want them to smoke pot.

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A cartoon that explains why I want to pet cats I don’t know

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Welcome Kylie!

Rad sent everyone the news yesterday but the pictures arrived this morning.

Kylie was born on April 17 (so she’ll always remember to pay her taxes around her birthday) and she’s doing great. I think it’s too early to see how well her older brother Owen is taking the news. I’m sure he’s happy because all little children dig babies.

I’m looking forward to meeting her along with the rest of Rad & Kim’s family since Phoenix is always a favorite travel destination for my wife and me.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force… is a Rental but still funny

If you hate Aqua Teen Hunger Force as my wife does, then this movie won’t change your mind. It’s more of an opportunity for the characters to finally use the words they can’t say on basic cable. Think of it as a very extended episode of the show but there’s finally an explanation regarding Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad’s origin. Plus how does Dr. Weird (from the early seasons’ openings) and Abraham Lincoln (from the ending credits) tie in. It wouldn’t be complete without appearances from regular guests the Moonites, the Plutonians, Carl, the Cybernetic Ghost, Space Ghost, Zorak and MC Pee Pants. There are other surprises via their voices too: Bruce Campbell, Chris Kattan and Neil Peart…yes, the drummer from Rush.

Is it funny though? Suprisingly yes. When most TV shows make the jump to film, it’s usually in a rush to cash out on the program’s waning momentum. It proved to be false with South Park while true with Serenity and everyone will get to make a decision this Summer with The Simpsons. I’m mainly guilty of spending the six bucks at the theater as a show of support to Adult Swim-Cartoon Network because they’ve produced a more solid and consistent block of animated comedy than anyone else. However, it’s probably cheaper to rent this or wait for it to show up on Adult Swim when it’s “free” and certain words are bleeped out. It’ll still be humorous.

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1997: One of my greatest days with PowerComputing

In 1997, the state of all things Apple looked bleak, which was why I defected to PowerComputing. That and my contract expiring as the Austin location was barely hiring despite all the attrition.

When I initially started with PCC, I felt like I had quit McDonald’s to work at Wendy’s but within weeks it had proved to be one of the smarter career moves I ever made. At Apple, I was just a temp who handled PowerBook calls adequately. At PCC, I had become a member of the elite Internal Help Desk Team which only had five members out of 60+ regular phone agents. Thanks to the experience gap and encouragement from my immediate boss Rob Fedson, my Mac OS and hardware troubleshooting skills blossomed. My knack for being generous with my coworkers through little gifts and cards hadn’t gone unnoticed neither. In January 1997, I was the inaugural recipient of the Team Spirit Award.

A quick digression regarding that Award. It was originally an old, broken golf trophy. One of the key conditions to receiving it was the winner being required to modify it before passing it on to another person who also exemplified great teamwork skills, like a chain letter. I was always proud of my modification: I glued on a lightsabre from one of my action figures to replace the golfer’s missing club. At the base of the figure, there was a Star Trek portable computer with a Windows logo pasted on the display. My friend Gretchen kindly burned a slash through it with her soldering iron to create the lightsabre’s damage. Finally, I had a banner on it saying “Use the Power.” I thought it was fitting since I received this on the day Star Wars was rereleased with that awful Greedo-shot-first scene.

Now back to the point of this entry…Things were going pretty well and on this day they got better when I was made the second recipient of the Presidential Excellence Award (the name may be incorrect) from President Joel Kocher. I earned it for my work with the outsource vendor 1-800-Service Partners (now called Harte Hanks). PowerComputing’s popularity had outpaced its technical support department so the company had turned to outsourcing for assistance, back when using India was impossible. Many of us were pissed when this began because we knew it was a huge factor in Apple’s decline. The executive caste tried to assuage us by saying that the OSVs (OutSource Vendors) would only handle the legacy/out of warranty customers. Then a nice lady named Kris Lawley tapped me for a special assignment: I couldn’t make the OSVs go away yet I could monitor them, document what they did well or poorly, and assist them. “Was this a punishment or a reward?” rolled through my mind. It definitely started out as a punishment because my first night of monitoring them in person was a jaw-dropping trainwreck to watch: As soon as these guys finished talking to a customer, they took another call and immediately put the next customer on hold to finish their notes of the previous call. Rather unacceptable under any circumstances.

Yours truly getting the award.

The hard work and critical assistance from Kris Lawley got the notice of Joel Kocher, the president of PCC. On this day in 1997, I was invited to a private dinner at Esther’s Follies down on Sixth Street. There was always a quarterly private dinner amongst the Sales team; there they’d hand out prizes for meeting their sales quotas. It was (and still is) a thrill to be handed the award from Kocher himself and hear him say “thank you, great job” personally. After the meal, the party moved next door to catch the evening show of Esther’s Follies with their topical jokes, magic tricks and a little audience participation from the Sales Manager, Mark Miller. I always had to make a mental double take on his name courtesy of the losers from GDW.

Sales Manager Miller getting to dance on stage

I had definitely arrived at PowerComputing. The job I took only months before to pay the bills had transformed into a decent career with a pretty optimistic future. Thanks to Rob Fedson, Doug Reed, Kris Lawley and some really encouraging co-workers, I had left Apple as an ugly duckling and transformed into a swan with PowerComputing. I know it sounds corny, but it was better than the butterfly metaphor.

Joel Kocher was a fiery figure but I always thought he was the right man for the job.

After I returned to Apple in 1998 and I kept the award in my cubicle. I also made sure it was mentioned in my resume. There was still some bad blood from certain people in Apple over us Power folks “weaseling” back into the company. As the years passed, this award has sadly faded in importance with career and I took it home during the Building Six move. It’s somewhere in the garage and I think it broke off of its stand. I’m going to go hunt it down in the near future (when three other immediate crises are resolved), clean it up, get it repaired and maybe display it in my office. It’ll inspire my plans for the near future.

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Stupid GEICO spokes-lizard is everywhere!

On my way out of the house I caught one of the resident chameleons. I tend to find them scurrying in or out of the garage but it stayed still long enough for me to take its picture. It’s probably enjoying the green leaves surrounding my house while it’s still Spring because when Summer comes, everything will be as dry as a bone, hence the dry-root of the wood you obviously see on my window. Don’t worry, this is going to be fixed soon. Just a quick picture for my friends who live elsewhere and aren’t familiar with the wildlife of Central Texas. Still hoping to find another tarantula for a good photo and maybe see an actual roadrunner.

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Einstein was correct so far, space-time bends

Einstein was always a bright guy, especially compared to me but this was cool news proving his theory about gravity bending space and time, a century after he proposed it. When it was dumbed down to layman’s terms even I understood it, see the article-link. It’s the same explanation used in Dr. Plaitt’s excellent book Bad Astronomy when he gives examples of how space is curved and not really flat.

Now if scientists can use this information to find a way to develop theoretical faster-than-light space travel using gravity as Alan Dean Foster’s KK Drive does or fold space without the side effects of madness in Event Horizon.

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Wicca is terminally ill

Just a quick heads up in case you check my site every day or every other day and the number of new entries drops off a bit. Wicca’s health took a turn for the worse recently and the vet’s current diagnosis was upsetting. It’s most likely she has liver cancer. Very little we could do at this stage and even if we knew earlier, we probably couldn’t have afforded the treatment. Contrary to the current pet-food scare circulating in the news (thanks de-regulation), please don’t think that. She had the symptoms long before then and we never fed her what’s suspected anyway. Meanwhile send an e-mail to Somara to cheer her up because we’re doing what we can to make Wicca comfortable during her final days.

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The Odessa File 33 years later

After a quick scene involving Israel’s concerns over Egypt’s missiles, the story begins with Hamburg-based writer Peter Miller (Voight) pulling his car over to take in the news of JFK’s death on the radio. Then an ambulance zips by. Being curious and always in search of a story to write and sell, he follows. The paramedics were only sent to remove the corpse of an elderly man who committed suicide, the official conclusion from Peter’s friend in the police. Then the two have lunch the following day and the policeman gives Peter the dead man’s journal. They both figure it can be used to make a personal interest story for the various publications Peter sells articles to. Turns out the deceased was Jewish and a survivor from the Riga concentration camp. The events at Riga were well documented too, namely the activities of the camp’s commander, SS Captain Roschmann—a wanted Nazi war criminal the Allies never caught.

Peter becomes obsessed with finding Roschmann yet he finds out very quickly how much other Germans don’t want to talk about their recent past (WWII has only been over for 18 years): His mother doesn’t like to discuss it since his father was killed fighting on the Eastern Front; his police contact tells him to drop it without saying why; his girlfriend is indifferent; and one publisher says no one really cares about the Jews anymore—Peter’s response to that is, many of them were Germans which is why people should care. The Forsyth book had a character who was more truthful to Peter about why Germans didn’t want to open an old wound; everyone knew at least one Jewish family or coworker before the War. Now most are collectively ashamed of what transpired and they really don’t to be reminded. Eventually, Peter’s investigations gets the notice of ODESSA (the organization the SS formed during the final days of WWII to hide their ill-gotten spoils and avoid capture by the Allies). First he’s beaten up by former SS members at their reunion, then ODESSA steps up their threats and intimidation as he appears to be getting closer to finding Roschmann.

By today’s standards, this movie would be a flop since it lacks car chases, gun battles, kung-fu fights and nude scenes. On the other hand, it was one of the few movies I’ve seen that followed the original novel closely. I’m not sure if I found the film rather flat because of all the James Bond I’ve been exposed to or it was more interesting as a book. Maybe a combination of both.

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Happy 60th Birthday to David Letterman

I always thought he was a tad younger.

Although Letterman had been around for some years, popping up from time to time on the Tonight Show and writing scripts for sitcoms such as Good Times, I only “discovered” him as a kid in 1980. During that Summer, NBC oddly canceled their game shows to give him a block of 90 minutes to do his ill-fated talk/comedy show. I recall it was pretty awful and the fake guest bits frequently bombed, thus, no one lamented its cancellation by Fall. Then he had a new show that followed Johnny Carson within two years. I was one of those people (albeit a cynical tweener) who was part of the chorus stating he’d fail again and how could NBC be so stupid. Lame and frequently unfunny SNL took shots at his show multiple times with the 1982-83 cast. Joe Piscopo’s imitation of Letterman was quite funny and accurate despite SNL resorting to petty sniping.

Thankfully some people at NBC had the patience to let David Letterman and his team develop their talents. He was funny…in the right time slot which was later in the evening when college students were awake and teenagers could stay up during vacation periods. One of the first things my brother and I did with the first VCR our parents bought was record episodes of Letterman. After the move to North Dakota, I managed to catch him more often since Beulah was in the Mountain Time Zone with its cable TV feed coming from the Central section of the state. We couldn’t get enough of him crushing things with a steamroller, flattening a Mr. T doll in a hydraulic press or dropping rubber gloves filled with pudding off a tall building. He took chances too. I will always remember his prank calls to the Soviet consulate in NYC, demonstrating if a suit made of velcro would actually work and how bewildered a recently naturalized Ah-nold was when they said he won a new car for passing David’s US History quiz.

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