Bob’s Burgers the Movie: Must See!

I’m putting this movie ahead of my stalled queue entailing all the crap I’m behind on, it’s a short list since Covid and money kept me from hitting Alamo very much in 2021.

Bob’s Burgers the Movie will probably be the best the non-MCU Summer film this year, too bad it was released in the shadow of the Top Gun sequel (full disclosure, I’ve never seen that). For starters, it defeated The Simpsons Movie from 2007. As much as I loved Springfield’s favorites then and today, their movie was just a long TV episode with a few things the writers/animators couldn’t do on Fox, namely Homer giving the finger and showing Bart’s junk in a funny gag. Loren Bouchard and his crew did more as their movie will probably have some lastly consequences in the regular show. If not, at least Bob’s answered a couple nagging questions I’ll avoid since they could be spoilers.

The A Story is nothing terribly new, the Belchers are having money problems with their bank and they have a week to make their upcoming payment or else their equipment is repo’d. With the kids, school is over in a week so they’re getting ready for Summer plans. Tina’s aren’t a surprise as it involves Jimmy Jr. Gene gets the shaft, his story gets no serious attention. Louise is derailed by a classmate calling her a name which puts her on a vengeful quest dovetailing into saving the restaurant.

Another element placing Bob’s over The Simpsons is the story’s execution with more musical numbers and the characters dancing (choreographed) in addition to singing. Do they take advantage of doing things on film they can’t do on Fox or [adult swim]? No and there wasn’t any need to. Bob’s strength lies in the stories, characters and music. I personally feel The Simpsons felt obligated in order to surprise the audience after being on TV for 17 years.

Is this OK with kids? Yes. If they’ve been watching the show and can keep up, the movie might only challenge those with a short attention span. Must you watch all 12 seasons in order to understand the characters, etc.? No. It works well as an independent story but for us fans, it’s filled with bonuses.

Alamo Stuff: A soda commercial from India; ads from drive-ins in the past plugging their burgers; trailers for Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead (in German), Good Burger (the Kenan and Kel vehicle from Nickelodeon) and Hamburger the Motion Picture (a Revenge of the Nerds clone); music videos from Captain Mustard’s “Funky Burger,” Gazebo’s “Trotsky Burger” and Commander Cody’s “Triple Cheese, Order of Fries”; a Wendy’s ad from 1987 I’ve never seen; Bob’s Buskers (music videos of bands animated in the style of Bob’s Burgers): “Bad Girls” by St. Vincent, “New Wave” by Sleater-Kinney and Gene’s “Fart Song.” The best Alamo addition, for the “NO TALKING” PSA, the box office fields a call from Bob Belcher asking about their policies and if it excludes the parents if their noisy children are ejected.

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In Caturday…a good sign, grooming!

When cats groom each other, it’s a great thing, it means they’re getting along and they’re cool…as cool as felines get; there will always be a little swatting, ears down and hissing. Besides Agamemnon letting the little tuxedo know he missed behind his ears, he’s being a good sport with the kitten’s need to wrestle. Trust me, my guy has at least a ten-pound advantage if he wanted to kick some ass. On the other hand, you’ll see there’s a quick, “uh oh” moment when he realizes the mother is nearby, aka London the Psycho. She may weight a mere five pounds but her tactic of charging at all the adults keeps them at bay, never mind how Nubby and Isis want nothing to do with her babies. Metztli and Vegas do find them annoying. Now it’s up to my Aggie to keep the peace. Teach these kittens how to be adorable so they will find their permanent humans. Given their anti-social mother, he has a lot of work cut out for him.

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RIP Ray Liotta

Given his substance issues, it’s amazing he lived this long honestly. Somebody already had a mean joke too, I guess the drug Channix does work, he did stop smoking. Ouch!

Ray burst on the scene for most of us via Goodfellas, the most realistic Mafia movie…so far, I’ve read up on the reality, there were numerous other liberties taken since even the real lives of these people has snooze moments. Still, despite it being about the only kind of movie Scorsese makes, it holds up better than Taxi Driver and a key element was Liotta’s acting. Other than Crime flicks (Cop Land), Ray had a fun cameo in Muppets from Space and Most Wanted, was the voice of the main character in the best Grand Theft Auto game, Vice City and played Moe’s father, a mattress king, in The Simpsons. However, Crime flicks were easily his go to: Killing Them Softly, Unforgettable and Blow readily came to my tiny mind.

Thanks for everything Ray. I have to admit, even when you were in crap films like Wild Hogs, you always brought your A game.

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RIP Andrew Fletcher

Andrew wasn’t as famous as the other members of Depeche Mode (Dave Gahan, Martin Gore or former founder Vince Clarke) but many said he was the glue to keep the band together. Not a small feat for a band that’s been around for 40-plus years and down to just three members; I figure they’ve had multiple drummers.

Although Depeche Mode wasn’t a band I cared for much in high school or college, I didn’t hate ’em, they just weren’t my go to. They did grow on me in adulthood via WXRT when they followed up their hit album Violator with more “spiritual” material.

Either way, thanks for everything Andrew! I’m sad to see you pass and it was too soon since I think your band had a few more great albums to make.

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Alamo Drafthouse turned 25!

Completely choked on getting the date right, it was two days ago. Doesn’t matter too much. When the first Alamo Drafthouse opened at 4th and Colorado, I was neck deep in all the crap happening with PowerComputing: the IPO, trying to bring our horrible outsourcing partner up to speed before they’d get ditched for Las Vegas and I think acclimating to working 9-6 after a year of being a closer via 12-9. I only got wind of the place through a conversation a couple co-workers were having in 1998 as they were off to a live Q&A with Russ Meyer and screening of Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! Then I went to see The Matrix (second run) around late 1999 to check out how they did the food element.

Alamo has certainly come a long way from what was originally a second-run movie theater that only existed in downtown Austin with occasional special events. Today they’re a small, national chain which weathered Covid-19 well compared to others. Plus they have a few imitators; I’ve been to a couple and I wasn’t as impressed. Sure the food was more “exotic” than the staples Alamo has but their dedication to the movies were lacking. And to be fair, eating something more than the overpriced snacks the big chains have wasn’t something founder Tim League invented. What I would give him and his team credit for is marrying the food, booze and obsession together. It’s the latter element which gets my money because the VCR and cellphones have created a culture of assholes who think they have a right to talk during the movie. Throw in how Alamo creates experiences beyond just sitting in a dark theater when you could do the same for a shitload less at home, you have something I feel is unique to cities where film geeks congregate: Austin, LA and NYC are on the short list.

I hope I live long enough to celebrate Alamo turning 50 and I get to attend their 95th anniversary celebration of Star Wars!

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Biz as usual in Texas

I’ve been numb to this shit for years and I honestly can’t remember when it happened because Uvalde wasn’t anything new in Amerika, the only Western country where mass shootings are weekly occurrences. It’s only a matter of minutes before The Onion just reposts their darkly funny and painfully true story about the latest as all they have to do is change the location.

Friends and family out of state were quick to point out Beto’s confrontation with the Texas Gaggle of Shitbirds (Abbott, Patrick, Paxton and I think I heard Cruz’s whiney voice). Hate to burst their bubble, what he did at best was a Hail Mary since he’s still going to be trounced in the general election alongside the Democratic Party in the House and Senate. It sucks. It’s pessimistic. It’s the horrible reality of Amerika. Too many Amerikans are mentally insecure and think a gun (aka a surrogate penis) will keep them safe from whatever existential threat Faux News told them. I have a cousin who goes on and on about how it keeps the gubmint in check. HA! If the Feds wanted to take him out, they wouldn’t waste their time with a Waco-esque standoff. They’ll use a drone and he’d never see it coming.

Meanwhile, what should we do? Honestly…the best solution is to follow my friend Jeremy to Europe. Amerika is a lost cause and it all began when St. Reagan got elected. The GOP are willing to accept the violence they encourage. Their patron saint was shot by a crazy person in 1981 and it didn’t kill him (damn it); thus, the bearded fictional man in the sky is on their side.

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1992: Johnny Carson’s last Tonight Show

Seems the date is up for debate on when this happened but I’m going to trust the great Alison Martino; she documents the rapidly disappearing LA monuments that made the city legendary, livable and loved. Much like Austin, LA is constantly tearing down its landmarks to replace them with shitty, unaffordable hotels and condos for the oligarch class and Russian mobsters.

As for this finale, I actually watched it and was compelled. Unlike younger Gen Xers, Johnny was a part of my life. He was someone my family would often take the trouble to watch on a steady basis. It was bittersweet to see him go too. After 30 years, he was an institution on par with the Simpsons today. For me, Johnny was a living master class on how to host a comedy-driven talk show and he managed to beat back the competition unlike today in which all three of the legacy networks are duking it out via Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon. I’m surprised Fox hasn’t jumped in.

But by 1992, he was 72, his contract was over, the ratings were bad enough to push him out and he genuinely wanted to retire, probably play more tennis. It’s a pisser he only lived another decade before lung cancer got him; in private he was a voracious chain smoker. The episode was very bittersweet. I remember him crying and thanking everyone, recent events were trying too; one of his sons was having legal troubles plus NBC decided Jay Leno would be taking over, not David Letterman. It oddly wasn’t a humongous goodbye or finale like SitComs receive. NBC didn’t even drag it out over a couple weeks as Comedy Central did for Jon Stewart winding down his tenure with The Daily Show.

Regardless, Carson was instrumental in Stand-up Comedy’s growth, acceptance and maturation. The Bad: he and his producers were the primary gatekeepers to help new talent breakthrough. If they didn’t “get it” when someone did their thing at LA’s Comedy Store, it was a struggle. The Good: If they got Johnny to laugh while sitting next to his desk, they probably had a good career ahead of them, possibly a SitCom role. What I preferred were his skits and monologue. He had incredibly timing, good comebacks when a joke flopped with the audience plus a willingness to be pranked. As one of my teachers in college said, Johnny’s expressions of shock/surprise were real because the only hint he’d get from the writers was, “Wear a cheap suit today.” Ergo, he knew something was coming, he just didn’t know the specifics. One example I always remembered involved him having to help plug NBC’s Shogun miniseries. A Japanese woman dressed in traditional garb for the Edo period came out to present him a gift or something. They chatted for a  minute until a samurai warrior sprung out and destroyed his desk with a sword. You could tell Johnny just about pissed his pants.

I personally believe another element that contributed to Carson’s longevity was how well he guarded his privacy. It would be more difficult today thanks to the Internet, cell-phone cameras and our gotcha’ culture. Throughout his career, he rarely gave interviews (I saw a copy of his one-page list of pre-question answers, quite funny), he avoided expressing his personal politics (a New Deal Republican yet backed the regressive St. Reagan) and knew his limits (he never took acting roles); it was a triumph if you could get him to appear on anything beyond The Tonight Show. Other than a prank-based show his production company made, I only recall seeing him on The OscarsThe Simpsons and Larry Sanders. Sadly, it was a wise, cunning decision. The few who really knew him said Johnny was a bastard and horrible human being. Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards podcast said he will have an episode covering Carson. I’m curious to learn the specifics. It won’t change my opinion. Johnny had feet of clay. He had frailties like me. His personal foibles won’t destroy the incredible body of work he left behind and 30 years ago it ended.

Nobody since has come close to duplicating his success. Has anyone exceeded him? I have no idea. Audiences change. Tastes shift. Technology forces evolution; he started when people only had two or three choices at 10:30 PM and left just as cable was exploding to offer 100+ choices while Bush the Elder was about to give non-DARPA entities access to this weird thing called the Internet. David Letterman was certainly his successor for Generation X. I could never get into Conan O’Brien because he tried too hard (stunk of desperation) and Letterman had already pushed those boundaries a decade earlier. Jay Leno was a great stand-up but The Tonight Show wasn’t a good fit beyond his guest stints. How badly he fought to get it also earned him a level of hatred from the comedy world on par with Jerry Lewis and Dane Cook. Today, the landscape is too fractured for another Carson and that’s OK. I think it’s nice Streaming and Cable have given other voices for other audiences the opportunity to engage in their own comedy, issues and in some cases, advocacy like The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight and Full Frontal.

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Commuting hasn’t changed too much

Last week, I had to drive to the campus three times and although I have grown accustomed to the joys of working at home, especially when my Agamemnon shows me how happy he is in my lap; I never really hated commuting. I luckily bought my house at a location that has remained relatively easy to get to regardless of the three Austin areas Apple chose to stake their claim. Then there was a pushy asshole weaving between lanes, vying to be ahead of everyone on Wells Branch and continued this idiocy when the street transformed into Howard and then McNeil. I continued to stick around the speed limit. I’m not perfect, I’ve been guilty of going a tad over occasionally. I’m not a monster. What just made me laugh was the jackass still being the car in front of me by at the light dividing the intersection of McNeil and Parmer. All his (I saw him, he was a dude) bluster, impatience and attempt to imitate Speed Racer was for naught. I took it easy, enjoyed my podcast and tried to stay vigilant: pedestrians, bikes, other idiots. Yet we practically reached the same spot in the same time.

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KMAG Podcast updates

Last year, I finished remastering or re-doing all the mix tapes I made for my friends way back in the early-to-mid Nineties, the decade in which portable music was still on analog cassettes or “digital” CDs. It’s a pity that the window for exchanging and burning mix discs was way too brief a stretch. There were numerous accessories to make some seriously adventurous or creative stuff: jewel boxes in different colors/thicknesses, printers capable of putting your design right on the CD-R; and templates for all the packaging you could utilize will all major layout software. Sadly, it wasn’t meant to be since much of it required a computer and while those became mandatory household items, the Internet hit the scene, upending all traditional media.

Uhhhh…my point? Well, I have to admit, I like the podcast format much much more. There was an art and beauty to the cassette via its odd 45-minute format yet after having access to the mixing board at a radio station, you get addicted to the segues you can make and perfect; your show is just one cool flow until you have to play a commercial, station ID or make an announcement. Personally, I have no idea if Streaming does this with Crapify, Apple, Amazon or Pandora. I figure they just play songs in succession as if it were an MP3 playlist with a split-second or longer gap between each file.

I do know this, great software such as Garage Band and Logic can recreate the effect. I used the former with fantastic results in modifying those 32 original tapes while adding about another few plus the never completed 1995 nor even considered 1996. Thanks to my friend/co-worker/music lover Cyril encouraging me to continue the numbering from 21 on, I’ve managed to bang out another six this year alone (not including April Fools’ 2022). What made these different beyond shifting the duration from two 45-minute cassette sides to about an hour, my friend/producer Kathy helped add a couple fun, old-timey radio station elements to KMAG. Back when FM-College radio was impulsive and daring! Now there are stingers (usually station IDs), sometimes a funny audio bit and best of all, the podcast announces/honors requests; resurrecting an old joke I used to do with a friend at Marquette (I hope she’d approve of the new skits). Another cool opportunity came up too! KMAG 27 is the first mix/show programmed by a friend! Mark M, my comrade-in-arms when it comes to concerts. I knew he was a logical choice and he obviously kicked ass with his set list. I whipped the songs together into a flow, added a couple stingers and an ending; he gave his approval and notes; and 27 was posted last week! Getting positive feedback and likes so I will be giving another friend a shot while Mark will get another turn soon, depends on his schedule.

Outside of music, I also wanted to let you all know, today I feel good about my fifth Gifts of the Maggi show. I know there’s only two posted. Numbers three and four got mothballed for numerous reasons I don’t want to discuss. I am truly excited over number five being officially the third since the guest was fantastic, a natural on the microphone. Plus, it’s a lady which I wanted to get out there to demonstrate Gifts is friendly to women. I have always had cadre of female friends since grade school. My hope is that this will help us regain the momentum we used to have. If you want to be a guest, let me know.

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This week’s Caturday, tunnel troubles!

This week, I captured the kittens enjoying one of the toys they’re supposed to be tearing up because it’s designed NOT to be torn apart, a nylon tunnel. Originally, I bought it for Agamemnon to entertain him with Isis given he was a young cat. I figured he’d want to play, run around, have fun with the older, semi-active Isis. Nope. They never took the bait or slight interest. Those two just prefer good ol’ wrestling until someone makes a blood-curdling scream. Metztli joining the mix made fun even less likely. Jennifer’s two cats are way older and would rather just “watch cat TV” via the window. The fosters as you see, they can’t get enough of the tunnel unless they’re chewing boxes, attacking my book bag or finding additional ways to make us say, “I think they’re ready for their new homes!”

Enjoy!

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One Gen X Maggi couple made it to 27 years…

…and obviously it wasn’t me! Congratulations to Linda and Brian along with their two kids for making it this long.

In an era in which it’s easier to get a divorce instead of working it out or toughing it out, I applaud those, including my right-wing cousins, who pulled it off. The no-fault divorce being invented is what we Westerners deserve for getting hooked into marriages based upon romance over property or securing dynastic alliances to keep national borders intact. Given all the technology we have to prevent unwanted pregnancies and VD propagation, those older styles of marriages could end up back in vogue with side affairs being allowed.

However, I want to celebrate Linda and Brian’s success. I’m sure it’s had its rough times and crises because all successful relationships do. His wedding day was another one of my favorite times in Chicago. The food and booze. The reception. Seeing my mother actually buzzed. Trying not to giggle during the ceremony over the Best Man’s kilt (really my friends, I hadn’t seen the Mike Myers movie). Paying for a meal with all the friends I left behind in Chicago for Austin. It made flying worth the fear.

I hope Linda and Brian beat the family record and I’m around to see it. Hmmm. Our maternal grandparents made it until Grandpa died, 51 years (I think). Our parents are currently at 54 going on 55 this Summer. To tie, 27 years exactly and I will be…really old, OK 70 going on 71. I think the bigger curiosity will be, if there’s any technology around to comment on their 54 years, what will it be other than a Web page because I probably should be learning how to write on leather or a cave wall.

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RIP Vangelis

Most people remember him for the Top 40 hit he had with the movie Chariots of Fire, an uninteresting movie about a couple Brits running in the Olympics circa the 1920s. You could call it the Downton Abbey of track and field!

For nerds, Vangelis composed the soundtrack to Blade Runner! It may not have been the hit Chariots was yet I haven’t heard anyone mention the latter movie in decades while Blade has multiple cuts and releases! His music made the greatest background to Rutger Hauer’s famous speech from Roy Batty slowly dying near the film’s ending.

Thanks for everything Vangelis! I will need to get off my ass and find out what else you composed/performed being a contemporary of Wendy Carlos.

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I chipped in my part for Kickstarter on the new d20/5E Modern

A favorite element of D&D’s Third Edition (3E) debut in 2000 was how the designers made the revised core rules truly adaptable to other genres (just not superheroes as Champions proves it still CANNOT do well). They immediately proved my point with their licensed take on Star Wars which remains the best adaptation of the franchise since it’s Space Opera (a fancy term for Fantasy with starships and guns). Third parties made attempts to do Spy-Fi (oddly called Archer), Superheroes (warned you, Mutants & Masterminds) and the revered Traveller Hard SciFi got modified to d20 since it had been offered to GURPS four years earlier.

The writers at WOTC continued to tinker with one-shot ideas in the back of Dungeon for several years until they released d20 Modern in 2003 which provided the “ground” rules to run a setting circa 1950 to our current era. The near future is tricky yet it went out on a limb with the likely technologies we hope to see. Supplements followed to cover the past (when D&D historically tends to end, most say the Renaissance while all agree the Enlightenment for sure); d20 Past starts around the Golden Age of Pirates to WWII; two for the future (technically SciFi with recycled material from past WOTC/TSR settings: Star Frontiers and Star•Drive), Cyberpunk, Post-Apocalypse (Gamma World was oddly licensed out) and Dark Matter (WOTC’s take on The X-Files). The best supplement WOTC did in the batch was Urbana Arcana, or how to have a D&D setting in the contemporary world. I’m not a huge fan of Harry Potter but this book’s eye for detail, namely how a spell can be cast via e-mail, was superb; the writers must have a few players similar to the ones who annoy me with their Tobining (a term I’ve coined after my friend Phil Tobin, master of pulling rules out of his ass from books the DM doesn’t own).

Sadly, WOTC never got d20 Modern to any level of decent success. It was a shame too. I felt they solved the “class” problem by doing away with the traditional ones D&D and Star Wars used because those are impractical in a Modern, Sci-Fi or Horror setting by using the six attributes as a “class” for a foundation since all protagonists in film, TV, novels, so on, are really a mix of smarts, guts, toughness and whatever. Then you throw in an Advanced Class should the heroine have a specialization: Daredevil, Celebrity or Martial Artists. Some poo poo’d Modern for continuing promote levels and therefore, guns would be ineffective against anyone with hit points exceeding the maximum amount of damage those can inflict. Again, the designers solved this by applying a new rule with all weapons. If the damage roll equalled or exceeded the target’s Constitution, then the target had to make a Fortitude saving throw of 20 or better. Success, normal damage subtracted from their hit point total (a Movie/TV cheat we see all the time); Failure, the target dropped to zero hit points and begins dying unless medical attention is applied in time. Given the Fantasy crossover parts (you can’t kill an orge or troll with standard beat cop’s revolver), they didn’t add the rule Star Wars has to keep the players from being bogged down by Stormtroopers, those guys’ hit points just equal the Constitution scores since they’re “fodder.” I think Modern GMs are free to use this option and I would, Jackie Chan and Michelle Yeoh frequently knock down “nobodies” with a swipe or two.

Whoops! Six hundred words of nostalgia and I’m finally getting to my point! Today, the crew known as Evil Genius launched their Kickstarter campaign to bring back Modern in the new 5E form after 20 years. There never was a Fourth, ugh, the worst D&D iteration. Many involved in this update and new set were there in the beginning. Most are new blood helping out. I downloaded the free PDF which is a preview even though I already donated my $50 toward a physical, hardback copy, due to arrive in March 2023. This was one of the easiest Kickstarters I’ve seen too. They needed $15K USD to get it rolling. A modest goal for a physical book since they’re pre-paid versus the gamble of printing 10,000 and hoping the majority are bought by Customers, not the retailers. When I put my money down, they already exceeded the goal three times over. Unlike 2003’s attempt, this game, relabelled Everyday Heroes, scored license deals with eight well-known Action/Sci-Fi flicks to strengthen its appeal to the fair-weathered gamer: Highlander, The Crow, Pacific Rim, Rambo II, Total Recall, Universal Soldier, Escape from New York and Kong: Skull Island. Not a bad collection to choose from. I hope they do well enough to pick up some other well-loved choices in the B group: Robocop, Commando, Predator, Big Trouble in Little China, Face/Off, Black Belt Jones, The Thing and Super Cop.

One thing I’ll never get used to is how the Mills and their thin skin had to be inserted. In the PDF’s credits, there’s a “Sensitivity and Diversity consultant.” Huh? We now need a self-proclaimed guru to remind us (unnecessarily) not to use racial slurs or stereotypes? Like we old Gen X gamers were going to? I guess somebody’s undies got put in a knot when they watched the kids playing D&D on Stranger Things and they got on the hotline with the Limo Liberals campaigning to say the Drow usually being evil is racist. What’s next? It’s also racist to fight cannibalistic monsters for they can’t control their dietary restrictions they were born with.

In the end, I will just follow the saying I learned during my 15 months with GDW, once the players bought the game, they own it, they’re free to do whatever the hell they want to do with it. There is no orthodoxy on to play it right as per Gygax’s litany when he was alive. One day, these thin-skinned Mills will find out the hard way too.

Meanwhile, I cannot wait to see the finished product as it will be another good source on how to solve ongoing flaws in other RPGs, namely in the skills department for Star Wars, Call of Cthulhu and D&D. As for the licensed properties, I was already beat out to play Snake in Escape yet I think I could do a good job as the Duke of New York, the ever impressive and classy Isaac Hay…shut your mouth, I was only talking about Isaac Hayes and I know you can dig it!

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1977: First Chuck E Cheese opens!

Flush with all his Atari fortune from Warner Communications buying his successful startup, Nolan Bushnell opened what would become a mainstay of the early Eighties…Chuck E Cheese Pizza Time Theatre. I guess he saw the near future better than others. I was only eight going on nine in 1977, so I wouldn’t have had the foresight he had. Contemporary me could see the plan because the closest thing before Chuck would be Shakey’s since they were the pizza joint with a player piano, prizes for the kids and a few pinball machines. However, Nolan had it flipped around, instead of a restaurant with these extras, he developed an arcade you could eat at. The other brilliant element was how this enterprise was double dipping; he continued to work at Atari until he got the boot in late 1978 while his arcade/pizza places bought Atari cabinet games and collected the revenue they generated. Warner Communications didn’t see the point as they let him buy the rights for a mere $500,000 ($2.3 million today).

I was completely oblivious of such a place until their aggressive expansion plans brought one to my old hometown in 1981. Before it was a gross place for little-kid birthday parties, Chuck was the hangout with tweeners, teens and young adults. Seriously. When it opened, ours had a collection of video games that put the local fave arcade, Aladdin’s Castle, to shame. I first saw Donkey King there too. The place worked harder on its animatronics too. There was the main hall with Chuck and his band plus a smaller room, mainly set aside for the parents/adults to drink their beers to a different animatronic lion made up as Elvis. The ticket-game stuff came years later when the bottom fell out with arcades and home consoles in the mid-Eighties. Anyway, I was an total pain-in-the-ass to my parents on my insistence to eat there at any opportunity. Good thing I grew older and wiser to preferring good pizza.

Despite being part of the majority who disdain the current Chucks, I fondly remember the great times I did have at Springfield’s franchise because after the Big Move, we never went to any in Houston or Indiacrapolis. By the North Dakota and Marquette years, Chucks were passé while my love of playing video games had never ceased. The first time we went, I played the closest thing to D&D around, Venture; it sucked. After some basketball game or speech competition, I remember watching classmates Jimmy V and Vincent S team up to defeat Vanguard, due to all the buttons, it was wisest to have person fly with the other shoot, Defender avoided this flaw. The night I graduated from St. Agnes was the biggest and best time there, well, the most nostalgic. Even more than my 14th birthday later in the Summer.

It would be amazing and cool if an original Chuck E Cheese from the era I described could be restored along with the cabinet games. I know it’s a fool’s errand given how they’ve been subsumed by better successors: Dave & Busters and my local Pinballz.

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My weight got under 260!

Mucca sacra! I can’t believe I didn’t blather about this minor accomplishment sooner, namely immediately after I got off the scale Saturday morning. I’ve lost track since I was this light but I know it’s in the range of years. I wish I could give the credit to exercising because the diet part is iffy, need to stop eating what Jennifer doesn’t finish, invest in composting equipment. Yeah, I figured it was dehydration from being ill on Thursday night and much of Friday. Now the trick is to not put it all back on via snacking and soft drinks, ha!

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