Squirrel Boy, CN’s latest addition to Friday night

Squirrel Boy (pronounced with a pause because it’s about a squirrel and a boy, not one creature) is the newest series on Cartoon Network. Until I actually watched an episode with the opening credits, there was something about the show’s animated style nagging at the back of my mind. When the show’s creator and executive producer was revealed to be Everett Peck, then I knew why its look was familiar. Peck created and developed the Duckman comic strip which became USA’s attempt at a hit animated show ten years ago. I suppose Peck has mellowed because this Squirrel Boy is for kids and Duckman never was. 
 
How is it? I like it so far but I think it needs more time for the characters to develop into their own. Currently, the personalities and interactions of Andy Johnson [Pamela Adlon, Bobby from King of the Hill] and Rodney J. Squirrel [Richard Horvitz, Zim from Invader Zim] are almost carbon copies of Mack and Bloo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends. Bloo and Rodney are self-centered and not too bright. Mack and Andy are generous with a parent that greatly dislikes the non-human buddy. Personally, I think the odds favor this show moving out from under the shadow of Foster’s just as Jimmy Neutron did with Dexter’s Lab thanks to it having some of the A-list voice actors in the cast: Billy West, Carlos Alazraqui, Tom Kenny and Kurtwood Smith (yes, Red Foreman from That Seventies Show, but he doesn’t call Rodney a “dumbass.”)

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Hordes of the Abyss is Fiendishly decent

Hordes of the Abyss is the first of the Fiendish Codex series covering evil Outsiders. My guess is that there will be a total of three since those are the alignment choices with those types of monsters classified as fiends. Codex also feels like it’s part of the other specialized monster-category books covering Dragons, Aberrations and the Undead. Personally, I don’t think Demons need any help unlike grells, ghouls or necromancers. They are already formidable due to their numerous immunities and ‘at-will’ powers. Demons are more of a nuisance to the players and DMs alike; hard to kill for the fomer and a bookkeeping nightmare for the latter. 
 
However, this is a 3.5 D&D book. So much like its earlier counterparts Hordes isn’t exclusively about Demons but all things related to them such as spells, feats, the layers of the Abyss and worshippers who are more often willing dupes. It still has a heavier Monster Manual element to it with numerous pages re-introducing old favorites from First Edition that Third left out [Bar-Igura, Manes and Rutterkins] in addition to numerous new types. 
 
It doesn’t start off that promising though. The opening pages blather on about the different types of chaotic evil beings (tanar’ri versus everything else), their physiology and a really useless chapter about the roles (brute, corrupter, assassin, etc.) Demons can take in the game. The latter section is just wasted space for even a beginning DM because 90 percent of all encountered Demons are reckless killing machines with no fear of death. If there was more emphasis on the (known) history, the Blood War and the current politics of the Abyss, I wouldn’t have minded the pointlessness of Demonic physiology too (if they lack most of our functioning biological systems, why are they still vulnerable to critical damage?). 
 
Hordes shines when it comes to the MM-type of entries I mentioned earlier. The feats and other loyalty modifications (based upon which ruler the Demon is loyal to) can make two vrocks, rutterkins or succubi more distinctive; another welcome addition. There’s also a decent breakdown of the key realms of Abyss’s 666 layers. 
 
The book would be incomplete if it omitted the infamous rulers of the Abyss; Orcus, Demogorgon, Jubilex, Grazz’t, etc.; who receive the 3.5 treatment after their reintroduction in The Book of Vile Darkness. Allegedly they’re weaker now compared to their 3.0 appearances. I will have to defer to the Internet noise being true because I never throw the players against such beings, it’s a guaranteed TPK with any incarnation. 
 
Bottom Line: Hordes is a pretty worthwhile book since it’s on par with my other favorites Lords of Madness and Libris Mortis. It may be on the pricey said but that’s the sad reality with hardback books. Is it a must buy? For the players, ‘no,’ it’s not designed for them. For most DMs, it leans toward ‘yes’ because there are elements that make this book a tool for making enemies more challenging. Many of the feats the demons can take, other monsters and cultists are eligible for and obviously the spells are geared toward evil priests and wizards acquiring them. One day, the heroes may actually go take on Lloth in her Demonweb plane (old Greyhawk adventure) or visit Graz’zt’s capital to rescue Waukeen (an old FR adventure). This book will lay out the environmental conditions of those planes much better than the less interesting and vague Manual of the Planes. Even if the players never take up planar travel, Demons frequently visit the heroes’ reality and set up gates or bases. Once again, this book contains material on such scenarios and prevents Demons from being routine, two-dimensional foes.

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And I thought Hume and Plato were unfathomable

For years, the fourth dimension has been a staple of science fiction; how else is the TARDIS bigger on the inside; and my recent research for a d20 Future campaign taught me that the fifth dimension is more than a great vocal group (it’s probability). My friend Mark had a link on his site to this book explaining how there are 10 dimensions. Ten? Sounds like a bunch of Star Trek jive and Gary Gygax’s dribble (he explained the dimensions in the back of a book for GDW). Nope, physicists and mathematicians are serious yet this author seems to have a different spin on it. 
 
I watched the flash presentation on the link above and my head swam after the sixth dimension. Maybe someone else can explain to me, how there can be more than one infinity?

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1996: Lee leaves for Japan

Ten years ago my friend Lee “Doc” Rhea left for his three-year adventure in Japan. I managed to get a long weekend off from Apple to rent a car, drive to Houston and see him off with Eiko at the International Airport. Doc’s flight didn’t leave until later on Saturday so we spent most of Friday hanging out, having a big steak dinner (steak is very expensive in Japan) and making last-minute purchases for things that aren’t easily available there. We all thought it was pretty funny that the Japanese Ministry of Education’s guidebook said to buy condoms because it purported the myth about Asian men. Eiko and I were very sad to see him go but I think it was a great career move for him. 
 
The drive home made me really sad too. It represented a sea change with my life in Austin. Doc was the person who brought me to this city and he was pretty much my primary friend at the time (I was still making new ones through ACC and Apple). Initially we hit a rough patch at the end of 1994, made amends in 1995 (a rather uncharacteristic streak of maturity on my part) and despite all the scares with Apple’s future (it looked like they’d go under then), I think we were even better friends then. Now he was going to Japan. With him gone and Sonia in France, I felt pretty abandoned. I was one of the proponents of him going though. He’d been studying the language for six years, he’d never get any better unless he lived there and the Japanese government’s program was an awesome opportunity. 
 
Thankfully, the sadness was short lived for the both of us. My life turned a financial and career corner by Labor Day. Meanwhile Doc lived in Isahiya (in the southwest, near Nagasaki) for three years where he had a pretty educational and entertaining time. One unexpected consequence was him getting married to his wife Masami. Unexpected? Well, he was there to teach, work and learn. Sure he’d be dating Japanese women, [as if there’d be any other kind in Japan?] yet marriage wasn’t in the big plan of improving his speaking and listening proficiency. Still worked out.

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Sometimes, the Internet isn’t always useless #1

Yesterday was one of the few moments I’m glad Google indexed (or whatever it does) my site because thanks to them, an Austin-Apple friend I haven’t seen nor talked to in years found me. Okay, I’m guessing he used Google which would then pull up this site. It’s the best guess I have since I just typed my name “Steve Maggi” before writing this story and my birthday wish to Owen Masinelli on maggipicayune.net was the second result it turned up. Certainly less embarrassing than the third result
 
So who was it? Joe Azzato, a really great guy I worked with at Apple back in the mid 1990s. Not only great, someone very talented and has lived (or still does) an interesting life with his years in the US Air Force. He’s also the biggest Green Lantern fan I know so when I liquated day some collectibles that were just taking up space in my apartment, I gave him an autographed Martin Nodell trading card I got in Chicago. I knew he’d be the last person on Earth to ask, “who’s this guy?” 
 
We’ll be doing lunch in the near future to catch up on what he’s up to since Apple and the same for me because he didn’t know I got married. 
 
Update: Seems Google did kind of fail because I did click on the blue link above and see he posted a message looking for me. Well, it’s still funny to see how I have been immortalized on the Internet (you’ll have to click the link to see what I mean).

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Supremacy: more than just Risk for the 1980s

A couple of weeks ago I finally won this board game blast from the past on eBay. I used to have this game 20 years ago with the better two expansion packs; the alternate resources deck (to throw off the players who always preemptively invade Arabia) and a book containing pre-made treaties and rule clarifications. Even without those additions, Supremacy is a really fun, yet difficult game, especially for people accustomed to using Risk’s strategy. 
 
Looking it at now, it feels very dated too. How? One of the superpowers is the Soviet Union (out of business as of 1991), laser satellites (aka Star Wars or SDI) and each player has seven billion dollars starting money; even in the Eighties, the US military budget was at least 50 times that amount. On the other hand, it is still innovative by incorporating the use of resources (oil, grain and minerals) and a shifting world market (the going prices for the resources mentioned earlier). After playing it a couple times (I usually ran the theoretical African Federation), I quickly learned that it was sometimes smarter to keep making money, horde resources and let the people still using the naive Risk tactics knock each other out first. However, once the atom bombs start flying, that’s when everyone’s civility is depleted. I had been nuked off the map a couple times for profiteering too. 
 
Sadly, the publisher of Supremacy went out of business. Not sure why. While searching on the Internet for the alternate resource deck, I found a reseller of out-of-print games who solicited the game’s third edition of it; I only recall there being a second before it disappeared. Personally, my theory on the game’s demise wasn’t the shift in the geopolitical reality but the production of too many accessories. The alternate deck shifting the location of the resources was great for those who played Supremacy often. The introduction of boomers (submarines), tanks, high-tech improvements, neutron bombs, two more superpowers (Australasia and Canartica) and the mega-map (dividing the world into smaller sections) became too much hair splitting. Hair splitting becomes cumbersome. Cumbersome usually makes a game slower, clunky and overwhelming (sort of what’s happening to D&D 3.5). Eventually, most people just quit playing since they don’t want to spend the time and money keeping up. Much like Risk or even Axis & Allies, the militaries’ capabilities being abstract worked best.

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Sorry about my “absence”

Trust me, there are numerous things to write about lately, as they say, when it rains it pours which is fitting with Central Texas and all its droughts. I have a couple things to bang out with Gaming, there’s some History coming and much more. 
 
What’s the hold up? I’ve spent huge swaths of time on errands and I’m in the process of helping Somara refinance her larger student loan with Sallie Mae. Some co-workers have knocked how confusing the Apple site can be for the public. Well, they haven’t seen the Sallie Mae website, especially if you’re the co-signer. Anyway, I finished it electronically last night, submitted it to them and now comes the pestering stage to make sure they complete their end. Will we get approved? Hell yeah since I have pretty solid credit [paid off a car, going on my fifth year of home ownership and my credit card debt is easily under four grand; half the national average]. It’s the better rate and terms I’m shooting for with this. Too bad they don’t have me on file anymore to see that I was a super customer of theirs for nine years. 
 
Don’t lose faith in the site, more will be coming. The immediate goal is to make sure that before July ends, there will be substantive stories present to have pushed out any June entries.

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Ten vehicle pile-up to start the morning

Around 6 am this morning, I heard a noise that sounded like something falling off a roof with one of my neighbors. Little did I know, it was probably one of the seven 18 Wheelers squishing one of the three cars in an ugly pile up which totally hosed north-bound I-35 traffic for over three hours. Thankfully no one was seriously injured according to the paper. I had to get across the intersection so my only hazard was numerous rubberneckers, idiots driving on the shoulder to get ahead and people turning around, thinking that Grand Avenue would be easier than Wells Branch (didn’t matter since APD re-routed the I-35 traffic into the feeders). One of the trucks spilled most of its diesel fuel which was why the accident took so long to clear.

According to this map, here’s where it happened. My house is within a mile or two northeast of it. Must have been an amazing collision if I could hear it that far away in a half-awake state.

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Happy 40th Birthday David X Cohen

Rather appropriate to celebrate with Futurama returning to TV with at least 13 new episodes on Comedy Central when the reruns switch networks. I also knew because it was right there on my Futurama calendar. 
 
Who is he? Well, he’s the co-creator of the show with Matt Groening and he writes all the key episodes that flesh out why Fry is in the 31st century. BeforeFuturama, he wrote other famous Simpson episodes such as “Lisa the Vegetarian,” “Bart the Mother,” and a few of the “Treehouse of Horror” anthologies. 
 
Why the X? There was already a David S Cohen in the writing union and the rules state everyone must have a unique name so he changed his middle initial to X.

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Out Sick

Sorry if the site has been quiet. Matters lately have been uneventful and I got a really nasty sinus infection over the weekend. The joys of working in a closed environment. The medication also makes me sleepy and my mind too cloudy to write, which is a good thing, I usually feel better after each nap session. 
 
I think there will be a small flood of stories once I’m better since July is an eventful month.

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Happy 1st Birthday (belated) to Owen!

Spider-Man taking a break from Spider-Man 3

Taking a break from his current movie (Spider-Man 3) to meet Owen at this year's Free Comic Book Day

In all the hype over KMAG being down, the D&D game hitting an adventure arc, matters at home and Somara getting things ready for a garage sale (held by her parents), I totally forgot to wish a happy birthday to Owen. Yesterday he turned one so he can’t say “thank you” yet. I haven’t met him but I think he will know I’m a decent person because Rad and Kim are his parents. Owen is pretty lucky too. His dad can draw (as stated in his birthday story from July 1) and has pretty extensive knowledge of superheroes. As hard as my father tried, he made stuff up about what Captain America could do when I pressed for specifics. The part I forgot to tell about why Rad is so cool does dovetail into Owen’s birthday. I recall Radman is a pretty skilled martial artist which I hope Owen will also pursue. Nothing shocks a bully more than a comic book fan who can actually defend himself. 
 
Happy Birthday Owen! When we meet, I’m looking forward to hearing who your favorite superhero is.

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JR returns to the Coyotes

Well, at least there’s some good news on the hockey front since my Flyers are getting trashed in the free agency derby that started on Saturday. Pronger went to Anaheim, Grier went to San José, Redden stayed in Ottawa and Chara went to Boston. So GM Bobby Clarke grabbed another pair of garage-sale caliber defensemen as Kim Johnnson landed a four-year deal with Minnesota. The Swedish player Lars Jonsson seems promsing but the guy from Vancouver, Nolan Baumgartner, blech! the dude finally completed his FIRST season in the NHL at age 30. I believe in giving players the benefit of the doubt yet he makes the Matt Ellison for Patrick Sharp deal look brilliant. Meanwhile, Clarke grabbed a couple more mediocre forwards who’ve been passed around numerous other teams like they were doobies at a college dorm party; Randy Robitaille and Brad Tapper. They’re just Brian Savage without the facial hair. Seems like the Flyers will not be a three-line team next season. If the Flyers finish as poorly as last season, I will be joining the chorus of demanding Clarke’s firing. 
 
Anyway, my favorite US-born player JR has a one-year deal with the Phoenix Coyotes. Not quite the Canadian team he wanted to join according to the rumors and his open letter to fans, but the Coyotes did used to be the Winnipeg Jets so it’s not a total wash. It was a rather logical move since he still has his a house there. I think he’ll also play more than a few games before retiring like Bret Hull because he can skate. What’s even better is that the San Antonio Rampage is Phoenix’s farm team and they’re doing an exhibition game on September 23rd. This means he’ll still be in the Pacific Division so I will have up to four chances to see him play in Dallas too.

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KMAG knocked offline by back up, now it’s back

Sorry but somehow I ran the PsyncX in a rather boneheaded manner and it reverted to what the contents were almost two months ago. Hopefully it’s not botched on the other end too. 
 
Update July 4, 9:50 PM: Nope, PsyncX hosed it there too and I see the log showing it when I know I specifically told it to copy from Bender to Wanda and it did the complete opposite. Oh well, that’s what you get with Freeware. It isn’t a complete disaster, more of a nuisance with the music lost being around 120+ songs which I have elsewhere. The harder work will be the Onion News stories which from the forensics I’ve done would be only 21 stories (3 weeks worth) to be redone. I can do that in an afternoon. 
 
Update July 5, 2:00 PM: Phew! With some further hunting, I didn’t have to inconvenience Ethan before he left for Italy. Turned out I had a back-up copy of all the Onion News stories except for 21 that were used. The music has been coming into place thanks to PsyncX leaving a log (or murder trail) of what it did. 
 
Update July 6, 11:20 PM: Done! The little tiny tweaks that will follow would be the replacements of remastered songs.

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Imperial Hubris by Michael Scheuer via Tom

(This book review was originally written by my friend Tom.)

Imperial Hubris written by Michael Scheuer is a fair analysis of US policy in the “Global War on Terror” and what we are doing wrong. As a former CIA analyst on the Middle East with a focus on Islamic terrorism, he is in a unique position to provide meaningful criticism on US foreign policy in this area. 
 
In the first section of the book he gives his view of the Islamist mindset and how that leads to a fanatical, yet calculated, enemy of the United States. He points out that devout Muslims are primarily motivated to attack the United States not for what it is but for what we do in the Islamic world. Compare this to Bush’s many statements to the contrary. Scheuer also points out that Osama Bin Laden’s strength is that he recognizes which issues will motivate Muslims to action. For example, America’s attempted interference in Muslim schools in Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan, our public support for dictatorships in Muslim countries, our occupation or military presence in Muslim nations are perceived by them as attacks on Islam no matter what our “real” intentions may be.  
 
The next section he then goes on to point out some very fundamental mistakes the US Government made before invading Afghanistan. The most fundamental one was not using the most valuable resources available to the US at the time; people with real contacts and regional experience. These people had gained their experience during the US support of the mujahadeen against the Soviet Occupation. He then goes on to point out how failing to, in his words, “Check the checkables,” has led to the failure of getting the Afghan population [as a whole] to support either the US invasion or the current, installed government.  
 
With later chapters, Scheuer goes on to point out how the US Media and Government have failed to understand just how the Muslim world views Osama Bin Laden differently than he is portrayed in the American media. He emphasizes that Bin Laden repeatedly has publicly stated exactly why he is attacking the US and the West, and repeatedly it is the result of US action not “what we are.” This means clearly that we as a country need to understand that if we are going to continue to pursue these policies, we better understand how they are perceived and what are the ramifications of those perceptions.  
 
In the final section of the book he points out how our misunderstanding of the enemy and the type of war we are fighting will ultimately make it impossible for us to defeat the terrorists without a change in strategy. The current reporting on Iraq is a perfect case in point where there is little distinction made in the public debate between foreign Arab fighters and indigenous Iraqis.  
 
Whether or not you agree with Scheuer’s conclusions, anyone who wants a comprehensive starting point for understanding why the current “War on Terror” is failing [and will likely continue to fail] will find this book useful.

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Picayune , blog format, one year later

One year and 288 entries (this included) later I feel much, much better aboutPicayune with this change to a Weblog-based solution, without it being an online diary (my frequent complaint about blogs). What Mac OS X Server 10.4 offers through blojsom isn’t the greatest still but the free factor keeps it from being ditched. Besides, this page serves a similar purpose to my QTSS stream KMAG, it’s a real-world experiment to help me do my job better. 
 
I feel pretty good about this change. I originally did it on a whim after I dug through the training materials for it at work. Plus, there were a few experiments with a work server because I’m not stupid, why would I want to mess up my perfectly working server at home. The greatest improvement I think is the frequency of my postings the software provides. For years, I did it the “hard way.” I used GoLive to compose the pages on the site along with the late 90s mindset with it. Make a page, link it to this page, that page, make it part of a rather complicated web of pages held together by links, etc. I probably still make it a bit more work than it should be with the pictures, links and formatting I still try to integrate into this but I’ve gotten faster at it. 
 
Now if I could only get you guys to post comments more often. 
 
Thanks for reading over the last year, now on to the next year with this.22

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