O’Grady

When Adult Swim launched in 2001, one of its first regular shows was Home Movies. Much like Mission Hill, it was a short-lived cartoon on a lesser network that found its real audience through cable. To take it one step further, the Cartoon Network revived the show, ordered new episodes and it went on for several seasons. It was sad to see it come to an end but the people behind it brought it to a clever and bittersweet conclusion.

Thankfully, the creative team (or company) known as Soup 2 Nuts moved on to their latest project, O’Grady for The N—the cable network for ‘tweeners with the semi-controversial shows they like: Degrassi and South of Nowhere. This Flash-based cartoon is right at home with this network yet it contains a great sense of humor that would make it perfect for Adult Swim.

The show is pretty basic. There’s a town of unknown size or location called O’Grady which is home to The Weirdness. What The Weirdness is at any given time varies. Once it was a cold epidemic going around causing everyone to age every time they sneezed. Another time it was background music playing whenever someone was expressing extreme emotions. The list goes on. Meanwhile the Weirdness takes place on the backdrop of the every day lives of four high-school students: Abby (Melissa Galasky), Kevin (H. Jon Benjamin), Harold (Patrice O’Neal) and Beth (Holly Schlessinger). Since everything is a crisis with teenagers, The Weirdness usually amplifies their insecurities or in Kevin’s case, it’s another chance to make a quick buck.

It could be the recipe for a rather cliche program but it’s actually one of the funniest things on cable right now. O’Grady isn’t accurate, it’s more exaggerated with stereotypes (the exchange student, the put-upon teacher, the vain cheerleader, so on) which litters the TV landscape. But its the execution where it shines, namely the character interactions: the bickering between Kevin and Abby, Abby’s awkwardness around school hunk Pete, Dr. Myers lecturing Kevin, so on. Another trait it inherited from its predecessor (Home Movies) is the guest voices on the show. They’re not Simpsons-level guests but if you’re avid Comedy Central watcher, you’ll recognize the comedians they have on. More recently, Conan O’Brien appeared as a zen lifeguard teaching Kevin the perks of his profession.

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More anti-Mac hysteria debunked

Several days ago, I was a tad dismayed over some story about a Mac OS X Server being hacked into in 30 minutes. Most of those claims tend to be bullshit but I always check with my fellow co-workers who have better access to the truth within Apple’s engineering circles. They’re able to put the real or imagined flaws into a proper context.

A really brave gentleman at the University of Wisconsin (I’ve actually talked to him on support calls over the years) did a more realistic test when it was revealed that the allegedly successful hacker was someone with a local account on the server already. That’s equivalent to a bank being robbed with the assistance of an employee.

Mac OS X and its server companion aren’t 100% invincible but this story explains, debunks and uses a more real-world scenario. Again, the Mac OS isn’t completely perfect yet when compared to Windows, it’s pretty close.

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Fourth iPod arrives

This Thursday, my fourth iPod arrived. I’m on my fourth because I always manage to sell the previous iPod to someone who wants it. The buyer gets a substantial discount on it too and they’re in decent shape. Contrary to all the rumor mongering on the Internet, I have never had any failures with mine. Even the my first one is still operational according to Jeremy (the gentleman who bought it) and it was one of the original 5G models introduced in 2001.

My new iPod is a second-generation, silver mini. Apple had a slug of refurb minis recently with pricetags too low to resist. I went with the second generation for the 18-hour battery but I have to deal with the USB 2.0 grief. At the last CapMac meeting I won a $25 gift card for the Apple Store so there’s a free FireWire solution on its way. I thought I could hold out longer and live with the Shuffle Steve Jobs gave every employee last year. As cool as it is, I am addicted to a display with the greater degree of control (makes it easier to listen to podcasts). I feel this silver one will do the trick for a long time. I let Jose have my annual 25% discount on the big video iPod because I just don’t see the point in watching TV on so small of a display. Four gigabytes of space is plenty for the amount of material I want to review for KMAG.

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Tax bill for 2005 delays Vegas

When I received my first tax refund in 2003 (for 2002), I was overjoyed because my ten-year owing streak to the IRS was finally broken. It definitely made the grief of owning a house woth the effort.

The refund streak ended this Spring (for 2005). Although our combined income declined by ten grand, Somara’ employers pay less than her previous job, thus less is withheld. Yet the government adds our salaries together into one giant lump to determine what we owe. Can’t win there. You can have more cut out to cover the taxes but it’s not enough to make ends meet or you can take the money now to keep the wolves away only to get it later from the IRS.

It was nice while the three-year run lasted. I’m not going to bitch about it anymore. Why? Taxes in the USA are still much lower than our Western counterparts and you get what you pay for: lack of healthcare, crumbling infrastructure, corporate-owned media and elections, etc. My one friend in France did the math for his current home versus the US. Turns out that despite the higher taxes there, he still comes out ahead because of fewer hidden costs, namely healthcare.

This year will probably pan out better. Somara has work with HEB for now in addition to the freelancing she does for her father’s business. There won’t be any cool boosts to aid in us in a refund outside of the mortgage interest, property taxes, student-loan interest and charitable deductions. I think 2006 will be more modest like my first refund in 2003.

For now, it’s cutting back, penny pinching and working overtime to kill it off. The IRS won’t get their check until the last possible moment too. They’re never in a hurry to pay me back, let alone answer questions politely so why should I be forgiving.

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OK Go plays Austin

 

"Invincible" with Damian

"Invincible" with Damian.

Last night I saw OK Go for the seventh time. This would make them the band I have seen the most (breaking the tie with Webb Wilder at six but he may re-establish the tie later this mont and They Might Be Giants would be the runner-up at five). Sadly, they weren’t the headliner this time which always seems to be the gripe I have when they play at Emo’s. It was still an awesome show to kick off Spring in Austin before all the Poseur Invasion comes to town for South by Southworst (you know your local music festival is over when it has a golf tournament). Forgive my brief griping, my site is about the cool, pleasant things, not to editorialize. This show definitely catered to my aginglifestyle by having the first band hit the stage at 5:30 so the acts I wanted to see were on at times before my daily fatigue would set in. 
 
For me, the first and the headlining bands didn’t mean anything to me, especially with how much the headliner was trying to sound like the Flaming Lips. Nope, this was a Chicago double biller: Plain White Ts and OK Go (even though OK Go moved to LA). What made it even better was Damian (lead singer of OK Go) putting me on the guest list so there was more money to spend on swag (shirts usually). Due to her schedule, Somara couldn’t make it and I had the pleasure of Kate’s company. Kate contributed to the site’s Best of 2005 plus she’s a fellow music fan, especially of OK Go. After Somara, I think Kate is a great surrogate when it comes to my wife and a love of OK Go. Besides, we’re kindred being born under the sign of Leo (our birthdays are a day apart give or take 14 years). And when it comes to two or more Leos, the control of the conversation will constantly shift between us.

Tim, our hero with the guest-list issue.

Tim, our hero with the guest-list issue.

Anyway, there was a little confusion at the door with Emo’s. Damian didn’t turn in the guest list right away which resulted in us being treated rudely by their staff. I took it in stride since I empathize with them a tad. When it comes to show business, there’s always a horde of people lying about one thing or another. This results in having one’s BS detector set to 11, thus the curt manner and profanity (from them, not me) in how our situation being handled. Kate proposed paying for tickets but I insisted on waiting a bit because Damian promised in an e-mail to me. First rule of show business I learned from Dr. Havice at Marquette, “don’t offer if you don’t mean it,” which cuts both ways. I was being a little adamant when I told Kate, “it’s not the money, it’s the principle.” Besides, I told her that I have had correspondence with Damian over the years and this show was a way to prove the claim I knew the band. We’re not tight, we’re more casual associates. When they come to Austin, they know who I am, I talk to each member, score an autograph or picture, then wish them well and get out of their face so another fan can have face time. After a quick walk around the block we spotted Tim (bass player, vocalist). I politely told him who I was and our dilemma. He quickly called Damian to find out the status of the guest list. This also resulted in OK Go’s tour manager Mike to come out to greet me with an apology (I quickly told him it wasn’t needed, these things happen—second rule of show business from me, always be polite and show gratitude without being a kissass). Mike said it was all taken care of now so Kate and me took our place back in line with no further confusion with the Emo’s staff. What a relief too! Now we had more swag money and I proved to Kate that I wasn’t full of crap about my interactions with OK Go. 
 
With the adventure of getting admitted for free concluded, enjoying the show was a breeze. Nothing makes one feel “old” like a rock concert too. I was definitely on the right side of the age curve here. Kate not so much but the majority did have the stamps on both hands, under 21. These days I don’t really care because I’m thrilled to be amongst other people who enjoy good music regardless of their age. Sometimes their enthusiasm became unruly with all the constant crowd surfing which I feel is rather contrived these days, more on that later.

Plain White Ts rocking Emo's.

Plain White Ts rocking Emo's.

Plain White Ts hit the stage and despite some initial mixing issues with their opening number, I really like this band even more. I bought their current CD last year after being impressed with their entry on the Oingo Boingo tribute [“Better Luck Next Time”]. When it comes to performing live, they delivered. I can only hope their albums sell decently and they join the ranks of well-known bands from Chicago on the national consciousness with Smashing Pumpkins. These guys definitely raised the energy level of the crowd so when OK Go hit the stage, the audience was on the equivalent of a sugar rush.

Preparation for the dance to "A Million Ways."

Preparation for the dance to "A Million Ways."

 OK Go hit the stage after 7 pm and raised the intensity the Plain White Ts started. They mainly performed songs from their current album Oh No but threw in past hits “Get over It” and “Don’t Ask Me.” Since they were the third opener, OK Go only had a 40-minute set so other favorites “You’re So Damn Hot” and “The Fix is in” (the one where they substitute Austin for Boston in the lyrics) were skipped in favor of tracks “Invincible,” “Television, Television,” “No Sign of Life,” “Do What You Want,” “A Good Idea at the Time,” and their next single “Oh Lately It’s So Quiet.” They performed a new cover that I hope will be released as a B-side, ELO’s “Don’t Bring Me Down” which sounds quite well with just guitars; it cuts out the dated, disco feel to the original. With the bulk of the crowd being under 25, guitarist and birthday boy, Andy had to get the audience going on the bridge with the rapid clapping to simulate that sound effect from the song (I have no idea what ELO had there). Back to the crowd surfing. As I said before, it’s contrived behavior, it’s disruptive and it’s annoying but for once, I felt it actually provided a unique moment for the Austin show. Right when Damian hit the false ending for “A Good Idea at the Time,” he was accidently bumped in the mouth by some idiot who got pushed up on to the stage. The microphone fell out of its stand so he had to pick it up, put it back in place, took a breath and then when right back into the song. Normally, the pause is about three seconds so when it was dragged out to 30, it was more effective and humorous. 

 
As always, they brought the house down with their dance routine to “A Million Ways.” Damian introduced with the explanation that this is their way of bringing the music video to the audience since MTV is “a steaming pile of shit.” This is my third time seeing them do this and I never grow tired of it because it’s just so funny. After the show I asked Dan (drummer) how long did it take to learn this. He said four days of practice. Then I followed up with did they hire a choreographer and he said that Damian’s sister is ballroom dancer plus they made a lot of it up.

A quick picture with Dan who doesn't miss his day job.

A quick picture with Dan who doesn't miss his day job.

So I tortured Kate a bit by hanging out, trying to get my face time with the band and I even talked to Mike, the tour manager, because I always have technical questions about the show. It was Andy’s birthday so I missed my brief opportunity to talk to him and wish him happy birthday. Mike was gracious enough to explain to me how the patterns that were projected on to the stage were done. My initial guess was a couple PowerBooks running a random slideshow made by iPhoto. Nope. He whipped out his iPod that he said contained scores of patterns, then explained they are randomly shown through a piece of software from InFocus. 
 
OK Go will be back next week for SXSW [Damian will be on a panel with local deity Willie Nelson] which will give me an opportunity to drop off some Apple T-shirts for them as a thank you gift for the show. I need to score another for Mike because many people don’t know how ungrateful a tour manager’s job can be. This show has finally convinced me to buy a new digital camera, especially with one with optical zoom. My cell phone takes better pictures than this Olympus D-380. I may also want to purchase one that also removes ten pounds and additional chins on yours truly.

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The Best Music of 2005, finally

Next year, I promise to complete this sooner but some of you may recall that I used to compile a list of my favorite CDs. Back in 2003, I enlisted the opinion of my friend Mark Millard to provide a wider perspective. We managed to post what we felt was the best stuff for 2002 and 2003. Sadly, I fell through on 2004 due to exhaustion, distractions and other nonsense I don’t want to talk about. 
 
Well, I hope you will feel that your patience has been rewarded for 2005. This year I recruited two more people to speak up with Mark and me. 
 
Currently we are in the doldrums of the new release schedule so if you have an itch to buy something new but don’t want to risk the money, check out our suggestions (or in some cases, warnings). 
 
March 31, 2006 Update: Access to all the past Best of…lists will be accessible through this part of my site. The link will take you to you a “hub” page and then you can pick the year I have completed over the last 15 years. 
 
To the Best of Music Page to go to the Review Hub.

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Week 22 of NHL 2005-6

he Flyers finally ended their losing skid last night and once again, I missed this game thanks to the OLN v. Dish snit. The aging Petr Nedved pulled through on the shoot out, at least that’s what the highlights from my ESPN widget stated. 
 
I can take some solace that the NY Rangers are struggling too so my Flyers are within 2 points of first place in the Atlantic but the Devils are within 9 points of first place with 21 games remaining. Too early for me to really bother with the math to say the Blues and Penguins are completely eliminated from the playoffs. 
 
Thursday afternoon will be the trade deadline. The Flyers have already made their move (I think) with Cap’n Keith Primeau being out for the remainder of the season. I actually agree with Scott Burnside of ESPN over this tread deadline being interesting this time. With the new salary cap, there won’t be the annual dumping from Washington, NY Rangers, Phoenix and other perenniel losers for Philly, Detroit and Toronto to pick up. 
 
Still nothing new on the Penguins moving but my fingers are crossed because I would like to see Portland pick them up and see how close I am on the re-alignment.

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House is now 14% paid for

Somara picked up the mail for me to get to our meeting with the new potential D&D player. The great news was my overdue Seagate rebate for $50 but the other one was a milestone on our house. 
 
We are at the 14% paid in full mark on the mortgage. Another six percentage points and we can still Wells Fargo to go screw themselves on the escrow they manage to raise every year. 
 
I know this is trivial to many of you, but this is my first house. I want to see if I can get closer to the very-little-interest point.

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iBook going in for Service

Here’s a little warning if e-mail contact with me becomes more sporadic. It seems my iBook is on the fritz (again) with the logic board failing to send a signal to the display on a reliable basis. Fortunatley it’s still covered under the extended AppleCare thing I bought for it. 
 
Its drive will be backed up tonight so I can boot up my tower with it, conduct the personal business (Quicken, Datebook and e-mail that’s not available via .Mac) until it is returned to me. The bigger nuisance is showing all my proof of coverage since the people who were supposed to take care of it last year when it went in failed to do it. It’s not that big of a crisis since I’m going on vacation until Thursday. 
 
Of course, this gives me a great excuse to buy a new iBook since this one was rather old (as the gears in my brain turn to rationalize such a scheme). 
 
March 6, 2006 Update: I was successful getting the iBook imaged and then installed on to an external FireWire drive (aka Cosmo) which I working from now. The proof of coverage was resolved by me going in to work, communicating with the paperwork department. Only took 15 minutes too. Now I just need to wait for the box to ship it out. I still think I will be selling it off this year for a low, low, low price of $200 with it being AS IS and AT YOUR OWN RISK. 
 
March 10, 2006 Update: Due to a screw up on the return address, my iBook returned to Austin but it is trapped at the DHL location near the airport. The ZIP code was corrected in the morning yet not soon enough to make the morning delivery run to Apple. So I’m without my right arm the whole weekend and how I love coming in to work on my day off to retrieve my property.

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Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss

This book was a hit in the UK back in 2003 and it arrived on US shores in 2004. Obviously, I only got around to reading it recently (other books got in the way). The review is going to be brief since it wasn’t really what I expected. What was I expecting? A book that might be a refresher course on correct punctuation, some helpful reminders on the usage of commas and other tips to keep my writing intelligible. No dice. It’s a tirade from Lynne Truss lamenting the horrible habits her fellow Brits have developed over the last several decades. She did spare us Americans from what I could tell and focused her rage on UK-based publications, merchants and politicians. The US isn’t completely skipped since she has an intense gripe at Warner Brothers for the movie Two Weeks Notice (there’s supposed to be a hyphen between two and weeks because it’s an adjective modifying notice). 
 
If this book is supposed to be funny then it must be the Big Lebowski of humorous criticism; slow, tedious, overrated and loved by people who won’t leave you alone until you submit to its alleged greatness. Truss has a point I agree with on occasion but I feel she must be traveling in some really odd places to see so many punctuational errors. A few of them she described read more like Engrish than native-speaking ignorance with where to put an apostrophe. 
 
I can only recommend this book to punctuational fanatics who enjoy finding fault with everything. For me, this book was more similar to an unsatisfying, gruelling part-time job I couldn’t wait to finish. Much like half the boring novels one is subjected to in high school. Lynne Truss has her point about how sloppy punctuation is detrimental to society and our era’s legacy. She just needs to find a better way to articulate it than her I’m always correct attitude.

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Bear Rock Cafe

ust arrived back from lunch. I am a creature of habit these days, especially with my weekly rituals to mark the time at work. With my schedule being Tuesday through Saturday, that makes Saturday my “Friday” so I have a lunchtime celebration at Bear Rock Cafe every week. (What I do on Friday and Wednesday can be divulged another time.) 
 
What’s so great about this place? Besides being easy to get in and out of on a Saturday afternoon, one of the only days Parmer Lane isn’t packed, the food is pretty decent for the price. I usually get the half sandwich and cup of soup combination. That’s enough to tide me over until I have dinner without giving me that ultra-bloated feeling I get from my other weekly ritual of the new, nearby Whataburger. The other part I have to plug is their computer savvy. Bear Rock Cafe in Austin has free wireless Interent access. Now here’s the clincher, it’s always operational unlike several other favorite places of mine. I know I shouldn’t gripe over something that’s free but lunch is the time I use to upgrade my Quicken file with online banking. I do feel rather relieved that I can rely on Bear Rock Cafe to have it functioning so I can ensure my checking account is still in the black. 
 
Unless you’re a Wi-Fi junkie like me, Bear Rock Cafe will earn a “meh” rating and be branded a Schlotzky’s clone. For the Wi-Fi addicts, it’s definitely a great place to go with an easy-to-find outlet in every booth.

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Home Run Inn Pizza found in Austin!

Several years ago, I stumbled upon Home Run Inn frozen pizzas at Costco. The price was right, three for under $10, and more importantly, they were a product of Chicago. These were the perfect meal for watching hockey too. Somara didn’t care for them which meant more for me. So every time there was a trip to Costco, these frozen delicacies went in the cart. 
 
Then two years ago, they were no more at Costco. I was miffed because their other offerings sucked. OK, California Pizza Kitchen has its days but c’mon, the cities of pizza are New York (overrated), Philadelphia (disappointing) and Chicago (home of the great deep dish pies). I have lived in Austin for 11 of the last 12 years and with exception to Mangia, Central Texans couldn’t make a memorable pizza to save their lives. Enchiladas, tamales and quesadillas they’ve mastered so I won’t eat anything remotely Latin American in other cities. They’ve imported Marc Katz from NYC to set up a good deli restaurant. Why can’t they get someone instrumental on Chicago pizza? Let me come back to Mangia though. This place is very close but it has its shortcomings. There’s only two locations I know of anymore; it’s quite pricey (about 30% more than a standard Giordano’s pie); and it lacks the atmosphere. Don’t get me wrong, Mangia is great yet it didn’t take as much effort to get a deep-dish pizza back in the Midwest. Then again, deep dish isn’t the standard pizza of the Midwest. Thin or thick crust is usually the pizza of choice. Think of it like hamburgers. You don’t go to Fuddrucker’s every time you get a burger. You usually hit the more pervasive chains and you go to Fuddrucker’s at times when you want the “premium” burger. That’s how pizza was to me back in the Midwest. 
 
Today, I picked up the mail and there was a weekly ad for Albertson’s, the lamest grocery store chain in Austin. How lame? HEB (the dominant chain) doesn’t even bother competiting with them anymore, its crosshairs are locked on Wal-Mart and Super Target these days. Anyway, something caught my eye and prevented me from putting the Albertson’s ad in the trash immediately. It was a plug for Home Run Inn Pizza! It was on sale too. As expected, I held my nose and hit the only remaining open Albertson’s in the area to load up on these puppies. It was also my dinner while I watched the Flyers choke against the Rangers tonight. How sweet it was. It’s not deep dish yet Home Run Inn is right there with Mangia, Lucky Dog and WGN on TV. A taste of Chicago without having to endure the crappy weather.

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Texas Independence Day

Today is the 170th anniversary of Texas breaking off from Mexico to become its own nation. The story is long and complicated plus there’s a general synopsis conveniently placed at www.history.com
 
Being a Midwesterner by birth and pigeonholed into the Yankee species by Southerners, I don’t really know the intimate details leading up to the secession between the WASP settlers and the Mexicans. I’m sure there’s plenty of ugliness from both sides since the truth has more gray than any clear-cut black and white. But it’s fun to get those uber-patriotic Texans’ panties in a knot when you remind them that owning slaves was one reason for the declaration of independence. Oh I know the Mexican regime under Santa Anna was awful too yet you have to give it credit for at least outlawing slavery. They just had a more immoral policy towards the Indians which didn’t result in them making hundreds of Westerns bragging about it. 
 
I do admit a tad of jealousy since the state of my birth, Illinois, wasn’t created out of such colorful history. It also results in foreigners giving you a bewildered look about its location and personality until you sigh, roll your eyes and then tell them, it’s where Chicago is. When you say Texas, they automatically visualize that by the look in their eyes. I can at least take pride in growing up in the region and city that gave the world Abraham Lincoln, the president who administered the South’s ass kicking in the (American) Civil War—attrition, not Grant and Sherman won the conflict too.

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Shamrock shakes are extinct

Another fond childhood memory down the tubes was realized today. When I was a kid in the 70s, one of the bright spots of March and Lent was the 17-day window of McDonalds offering Shamrock Shakes for St. Patrick’s Day. It was really silly though. They just put green food coloring in the vanilla shakes. I think Hardees or Arby’s did it too but they went through the trouble to make it mint flavored. 
 
I dropped by the McDonald’s near work on the way home to see if they had it. No luck but at least the guy behind the counter didn’t give me a look like I was from another planet. 
 
This is the fast-food chain that keeps “un-retiring” the McRib for a limited time yet they can’t humor anyone over the age of 25 with a green-colored shake for three weeks. 
 
Maybe I should ask Somara for something that will create that effect for me when I buy a vanilla shake from any fast-food place.

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Happy Birthday Nicolas!

This birthday is rather unusual. Technically my friend’s son Nicolas (not to be confused with my nephew Nicholas) was born on February 29, 2000 so his birthday can be February 28 or March 1. Which would really make him a year and a half old today – if you follow the plotlines of Gilbert & Sullivan. 
 
So he’s really six today and I hope his parents Nelson and Tammy take him somewhere cool. I think he’ll be going to Kindergarten in the Fall too. Maybe I should buy him something to attending school easier.

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