Happy Birthday Nick!

Today is my nephew Nick’s seventh birthday! Unfortunately he had to go to school and Christmas is around the corner so I’m sure he usually gets stiffed on the presents. You know, people give him one gift and say it covers the holiday and his birthday. Well, I don’t know. That was usually my experience with the kids whose birthdays hovered around the end (or beginning) of the year.

He’s a pretty cool kid. I’ve only met him person when he was three and it wasn’t under great circumstances (Grandma’s funeral). I got to have a long discussion with him over the phone. Somara and I are really hoping to have him come visit us in Texas. Maybe we’ll have good luck with spotting a real tarantula in the tall grasses of the western part of this area.

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Greg the Bunny on IFC

I am really trying cut down on the amount of TV I watch, but when you have some more interesting channels filled with informational shows like Mythbusters and truly humorous ones like Cheap Seats, it’s hard. However, now and then, I see something that is really worth writing about so I created a Diversions category. It will be more than TV shows in the future. Probably everything else not listed on the right side that slows down my reading and posting.

For my inaugural entry on the “waste of time” or being unproductive section, I want to recommend and praise IFC’s Greg the Bunny. No, it’s not reruns of the short-lived Fox sitcom (now available on 2 DVDs for $20). It’s the funny puppets Greg, Warren and Count Blah with new friends doing 10-minute parodies of well-known movies. Now that they’re on IFC, they use the foul language Triumph the Insult Comic Dog can’t use on Comedy Central.

It’s pretty low-brow stuff. On par with TV Funhouse (another great show canceled too soon) but it caters to film buffs. So far my favorite parody was 2001: A Space Odyssey with Greg and Warren as Poole and Bowman.

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Star Wars: Battle Front

Yes, yes, yes, this game was hot last year but it was finally released for the Mac and I have played it enough times (on Mac and PS2) to write a review to my satisfaction.

Personally, I hate first-person shooter games on my PS2 due to the controllers being overly complicated. When it came to Goldeneye and South Park, the titles should’ve been changed to, “Ethan (my friend) shoots everybody on the N64.” When it came to the legendary Medal of Honor, I ended up running around Utah (or Omaha) Beach with my rifle firing straight up so the Germans nailed me easily. When I have one of these games on my Mac, I can re-assign the keys to what I’m comfortable with and aiming is more precise through my mouse.

As a game, it’s pretty good. Most of the previous licensed games are just mediocre clones of other hits with Star Wars pasted on. Battle Front does lack originality since it’s pretty similar to the Dynasty Warriors series but where it differs from DW is what makes it great unlike everything else tied to SW. The premise is simply a first-person shooting game with you participating in the historical battles of the movies: Hoth, Endor, Genosis, etc. You can run through the historical campaigns or just duke it out with worlds and armies (Rebel Alliance, Clones of the Republic, Imperial Forces or Separatists) of your choosing. One recommendation though, if your opponent has Darth Vader or any force-using ally, stay clear. Shooting Darth Vader only makes him come after you and he kills you with little effort.

This game is for teenagers and up. If you have a young kid with a solid grip on reality (e.g. war isn’t a game), then this is okay too. The violence is tame. Robots explode, grenades go off and people fall down when shot. There’s no splattering or people screaming in pain but young kids have enough to deal with lately. Currently, it’s in the cheap bin for consoles yet has a pretty hefty price tag for the Mac ($50). If you’re a diehard, you’ll pay it, otherwise, you might want to wait for Battle Front to come down to $20 or $30.

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The Simpsons: One Step Beyond Forever

While us Simpsons fans are waiting and anticipating the release of the Seventh Season on DVD, the latest guide book on the 13th and 14th seasons came out before Halloween. I’ve been reading it off and on so that’s why my review is a bit late.

As expected, this book delivers the goods as its previous three volumes courtesy of Matt Groening’s guidance. Now some say the show has been in decline for years (yet they disagree at which season or show was the “shark-jumping moment” which the book also explains). At times I would reluctantly agree because some episodes have been disappointing upon the first viewing. The book renews my faith and enjoyment of the show though. Why? There were a couple shows I thought were not worth remembering and when they appeared on DVD, I’d end up having them to be a completist. Then I read the sections of isolated dialog from the weaker episodes. Many of them are still gut-busters and made me look forward to watching them when they’re released on DVD.

This book is definitely a must for fans and fanatics of the show. But again, thanks to Groening’s guidance, this guide doesn’t take advantage of the fans’ devotion. It’s well made, very colorful, contains screen shots and model sheets, lyrics to the songs and listings of the couch jokes, chalkboards and what Homer says “Mmm…” to.

So here’s a stocking stuffer suggestion from me.

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Babies, babies, babies

Still waiting on a picture but last week, my in-laws Aaron and Anje (pronounced like Angie) had their third child last Sunday (November 13). Another boy (which isn’t a bad thing in my opinion) so Hunter and Wyatt have a younger brother to play tricks on, see Louie Anderson’s jokes. I couldn’t help myself when I taunted my wife about which brand of cigarettes this Bridge child would be named after. Now the Bridge clan doesn’t smoke but the names of those kids remind me of RJ Reynolds products. Drum roll please. . . the new boy’s name is Canon. I was close in my prediction. He has a surname as a first name which alerts the world, “hello, I’m a WASP and I’m a brand of camera.”

Meanwhile, I received the news last week but given permission from her Sunday to let everyone else know. . .Sonia and Philippe (my friends now living in Basel, Switzerland) are expecting their first child in May.

I definitely need to look over the baby shirt offerings again at T-Shirt Hell.

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Week Seven of NHL 2005-6

Last week was the beginning of the Flyers’ 3-game losing skid since they were handed two more overtime defeats from Pittsburgh (didn’t get to see thanks to the snit between OLN and Dish) and Atlanta (which I did see at the local Tilted Kilt, thanks to a man named Bill!). Surprisingly, the skid was snapped with a road victory over Pittsburgh.

I think Robert Esche’s chances of being on Team USA were eliminated with that game from Atlanta too. The Flyers went from being down 3-2 to taking the lead 5-3 which totally evaporated within the final minute thanks to the officials putting Atlanta into the 5-3 Power Play advantage. I watched the replay, the call on Hatcher was trivial yet they did nothing over Gagne being tripped when he broke away on the empty net. Feh. They lost in overtime there, but it still gave them a point and keeps them in the running for first in the Atlantic over the Rangers.

They won over Pittsburgh Saturday without blowing their 5-3 lead by staying out of the penalty box, for a change. This won’t solve their PK problem of being dead last because the excessive (or what the NHL prefers to call “zero tolerance”) interference calls will still make them short-handed for 20 minutes a game. As excited as I was to see Hatcher join the Flyers, he needs to relearn the game and Pitkanen needs to cool his temper while Hitchcock finds better players for the special teams. Anaheim unloaded Fedorov to Columbus, maybe a trade will shake up the Flyers since I am no longer attached to keeping Hatcher, I should never be excited about picking anyone the Red Wings dumps.

It’s Thanksgiving week too. I’m excited about having Friday off (with pay) since the Flyers traditionally play that afternoon! They play Boston and not Toronto (their true rivals in my opinion) this year. It’ll still be exciting.

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Threadgill’s

For me, this restaurant is one of the places that says “Austin” should I have to describe it. I have lived in a handful of other cities and this place is rather unique. So either Threadgill’s is unique or else I never really explored those other cities that well.

What’s so special about it? Well, long ago, Austin was a much smaller place and Threadgill’s was on the northern edge of the city. It was a joint gas station and diner with live music because the owner was a musician. I’ll have to re-read the menu or something to get the history of the place right but right now it’s terribly important. Should you come to visit Austin, no trip would be complete without at least one meal there.

What kind of a food is it? In a nutshell, something I call Soul Food for White Southerners because I’m a Yankee. Threadgill’s has the staples of Central Texas: chicken-fried streak, cornbread with jalapenos (blech!), black-eyed peas, catfish and iced tea. Plus meatloaf, chicken and icebox pies. For me, the place’s greatest attraction is the selection of vegetables; potatoes, squash, beans, green beans, creamed spinach, black-eyed peas, carrots, corn and okra (I probably forgot many others too). Besides the food, Threadgill’s still has Austin traits in its character: they have free wireless access and the menu has a little joke about the side dish of mac & cheese being classified as a vegetable in Oklahoma.

Somara took this picture at night which really shows off their neon sign shining on North Lamar.

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David Chelsea in Love


It seems that my Books section is going to stretch the definition of “book” to include graphic novels through this review of David Chelsea in Love. David’s story is too good to ignore, especially when I stumbled upon a copy at Half-Price Books this week. Besides, The Onion reviewed the 20th anniversary edition of The Watchmen so they’ve already put me on the slippery slope.

I used to own the original four issues of the comic book when it was published in 1992 but I gave them away to a coworker in North Carolina as a gift. I regretted that a bit since I have always talked about this comic for years. In 2003, Reed republished it as a trade paperback book with an updated epilogue from David!

Enough about the technical details about the book.

David Chelsea in Love is the true story of David’s life during the early Eighties and his tumultuous relationship with Minnie Maurier. At the beginning, David is living in New York, working as a lonely, struggling freelance illustrator. Most women there won’t even give him the time of day so he frequently returns to his hometown of Portland to date. During one such trip he meets Minnie and the emotional roller coaster begins. She is a disaster on two legs fueling David’s savior complex alongside his infatuation and desperation. While reading this story, you will be thanking all your exes for not being as horrible. She isn’t really a magnet for Mr. Wrong (or Right Now), Minnie just has a knack for seeking them out.

After their doomed relationship concludes, David sees other women but the aftermath of Minnie continues to punctuate his life until his epiphany. This is concluded by a civil conversation with Minnie in early 1986 as the book’s finale.

What I also loved about the story are the details happening in the background. These frame when the events in his life took place. For example, there are famous headlines of newspapers and he draws cameos of people in the East Village who became famous later (Madonna, Keith Haring, etc.). There are other hints you have to pay attention to or you’ll miss them. You probably need to read this several times to catch them all. In the original 1992-3 publication there was an epilogue of whatever became of him, Minnie, his sisters, etc. For the 2003 reprint, he updated it for all of the characters as of 2002 and included an introduction to frame the plot (but this may have been brought over in the mid Nineties reprint from the original publisher Eclipse).

This isn’t a book I’d allow anyone under 18 to see since the sexuality is rather graphic but it’s a critical part of the story. To me, the sex shows the emotional fragility of the characters. Most of it amplifies larger emotional problems, mainly David’s willingness to cling to Minnie with the foolish hope that she’ll eventually come to exclusively loving him. He also shows the audience his failings, flaws and misjudgments effectively and not some self-deprecating nonsense like the numerous autobiographies on the market today.

David Chelsea in Love may not be the most famous graphic novel around but it is a personal favorite since the author/illustrator tells his story amazingly through his art. I don’t feel he could’ve made the same point through words only. Maybe it could be translated into an R-rated movie now that special effects are cheaper through CGI, yet I fear Hollywood would whitewash this into some kind of Hilary Duff vehicle. One day I hope to at least write Mr. Chelsea a thank-you e-mail for this work.

In early 1997, I had an encounter with my version of Minnie but her name was Allison. Unlike Minnie, Allison displayed her emotional baggage pretty quickly (on our first date I recall) and parts of David Chelsea started playing through my memory amongst other warnings. I would say this story helped set off those alarms, put the gears in motion for me to do the right thing, and stop seeing her.

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Underground (VW)

When I started this fifth version of Picayune, I had a section dedicated to the cool things to find in Austin and what sets this city apart from many others. Course I let this languish and sit around (much like my latest round of CD reviews).

Well, I want to kick off its debut with a glowing mention about my mechanic. Toby and his crew are the people to see when you want your VW fixed correctly, promptly and at a reasonable price. Austin currently has two dealerships and they’re only skilled at taking your money, then making you wonder why you bought a Volkswagen.

But through the years, Toby has always been good to me since he worked on my Golf GL for its 30K tune up to my recent bout of getting it to pass inspection this year. I never thought I would grow to adulthood and say I enjoy dealing with my mechanic (or the vet too). Sure, it still costs money to have Toby work on my car but it’s money I don’t feel is wasted when it comes to him. He is generous, honest and explains what he did without me feeling like a total idiot. Toby and his crew are very skilled at explaining in plain English what had to be done. What’s even better is that they know their VWs from the past to the present. One time, my co-worker David asked what he would be in for with his Jetta VR6 at 90K. Toby politely told him the trends he had seen for that model and what it took his crew to resolve it. I was impressed because it was a sincere explanation, not some nonsense he was bamboozling us on as he planned a trip to Cancun in the back of his mind.

So remember this. If you live in the Austin area and you own a VW or plan on getting one. Underground on North Lamar is the place to have it repaired unless you like being snookered by the dealership. Tell Toby I sent you. I don’t get a kickback or anything for it. I just believe that a good and trustworthy mechanic should be rewarded with more business.

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Week Six of NHL 2005-6

Sadly, the Flyers’ winning streak came to a slamming halt Monday night against the Cup-winning Lightning. Blech! They were pretty much down most of the game after losing their 2-0 lead early on. The Penalty Killing is still disastrous and they are now officially in 30th place there.

It’s not all sour grapes. They defeated Boston in an OT nailbiter (didn’t get to see thanks to Dish and OLN’s annoying snit), skated through the Islanders despite the 3-2 score and whooped it up with their 5-4 victory over Florida thanks to Mike Knuble’s short-handed goal with 3 seconds remaining!

So I’ll be taking the Tampa victory is a little setback to their dominance in the Atlantic Division. Meanwhile, keep practicing on the PK, get it between the 20th – 24th ranking by the end of the year.

In non-Flyers news, Jeremy Roenick is slowly working his way toward beating Joey Mullen’s scoring record. He’s at 479, only 23 to go. Phil Housley’s point record will take some more time. He’s at 1128, 104 to go there.

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Dwight Yoakam rocks Austin

Saturday night I had the great fortune to see Dwight Yoakam play a sold-out show at Stubb’s. Thanks to my membership with Ecology Action of Austin, I attended for free on what would’ve been a $32.50 ticket. Picture courtesy of my co-worker Sean (this is why optical zoom blows away digital every time too).

Now hold on, I’m sure what’s going through your head is “Maggi? Attending a Country music concert? That Texas living has finally gotten to him! He’s probably taking line-dancing lessons, shopping for a Stetson hat and finding himself tuning in to KVET. The horror, the horror!” No, Dwight is Country but not Country, as in the product of the Nashville factory system that produces low-brow, jingoistic, mullet-headed, my-country-right-or-wrong trash. Sure, Dwight sings about relationships gone South and bad luck, but he’s more sincere and not cranking it out on a template. Besides, he also likes to play covers of his influences, which he did last night. He sang Cheap Trick’s “I Want You to Want Me” and Queen’s “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” (for the encore) as well as a couple John Prine songs and “Little Sister” (no idea who started that song, I always remember Robert Plant and El Vez doing it). These covers aren’t lame crossovers to appeal to a wider audience like Pat Boone does. To me, they’re tributes and demonstrations to how Country used to be joined at the hip with early Rock n’ Roll.

I digress. Austin has a special place in Dwight’s heart too. He has always received an enthusiastic crowd here and he had the big break in his earlier career opening for the Blasters 20 years ago (see, he was an opener for a Rockabilly group). However, like Willie and Lyle, he has fallen out of favor with Country radio so he remains a favorite of people who consider him a Country artist who isn’t Country. Sounds as logical as the Nazis calling their Japanese allies the non-Ayran Ayrans.

Regardless of my lame rationalizations, Dwight packed the venue to the gills. Kept the crowd going and never disappointed. His swag was a bit pricey but I think that he’s more on his own now that he’s with a much smaller label after years with one of the Big Five. If paying a bit more for a really colorful, well-designed t-shirt covers his expenses so he can maintain his musical vision, then I’m all for it.

If you want to check out more of his stuff, don’t waste your time with CMT or the radio, you won’t find him easily. Find his greatest hits CD on the Rhino label since those are lovingly compiled by music fanatics, not bean counters. Video? Rent his now available 1988 ACL appearance, that’s the only answer I have. However, be warned. Dwight could be a gateway that may lead to you listening to Lyle Lovett, Maria McKee, Raul Malo and the Mavericks, Rosanne Cash and Junior Brown. Next thing you know, you’ll be checking out Dwight’s idols (who are also adored in Austin), Buck Owens and Johnny Cash!

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More Texas hockey

Dejected over Tulane being closed until next semester, I still went over to the rink to see if UT had a different opponent lined up for last night.

Nope, but there was high-school level hockey that night! Woo hoo! Three games for $4! I caught most of the Leander ISD v. Round Rock game, RR won. Then it was McNeil (this high school near Apple) v. some school that only had blue uniforms and no name on them. McNeil was winning easily before I decided to pack it in. I hadn’t been home yet to feed the four monsters, aka the cats.

There were teenagers on each team that were pretty good, but when lumped into their respective teams, they weren’t very different from UT. I can only hope that the area can form an all-star team out of the guys who are good, make them into a cohesive unit and then we’d have some hockey almost worthy of Canada’s juniors system.

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The HEB opening!

Last night we went to the little shebang for Somara’s new HEB Plus in Round Rock. I should’ve starved up more, I was so overstuffed with the free samples of food they offered. I also couldn’t drink all the free beer I was allowed to get.

This store is huge! It took me a while to find the groceries since it’s practically a Super Target with all the other items they’re selling (furniture, electronics and huge pallets of one-time only junk). Somara says this is an experiment. Well, I hope it goes well because I think it could be them overextended themselves.

The celebration was a large “to do” too. They had Asleep at the Wheel playing in the parking lot (if you’re into Bob Wills and the Texas playboys and/or Country Swing, you know who they are). Sadly, photographs weren’t allowed.

Tomorrow is the opening day. They are expecting it to be crazy. Somara has to park at the baseball diamond and then be shuttled over by bus until next week.

Hopefully she’ll have pictures in the near future.

Send her an e-mail and congratulate her on her new career. I think she’ll be moving up the HEB foodchain pretty quickly.

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The ultimate Mac & Hockey Fan (Nerd too)

My friend Glenn found this on the Internet through the cool website redlightrunner.com. Pretty pricey and it must’ve been distributed by a select group of Mac OS software engineers that worked on Mac OS 9.

I like hockey and I’m a big Apple fan (besides being an employee) but this is almost as weird and dumb as the Klingon and Superman hockey jerseys I’ve seen over the years.

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Week Five of NHL 2005-06

My Flyers are still shaping up decently. Stuck in 2nd place with the Atlantic Division thanks to the one-week Olympic break coming early for them and Ottawa.

They gave the Washington Capitals a total 8-1 thrashing and defeated the Atlanta Thrashers 4-3, that game shouldn’t have been so close. At least Simon Gagne had a hat trick against the Thrashers and Jeff Carter had a beautiful short-handed goal on the Caps.

Gagne and Forsberg continue to tear up the scoring leads in the NHL but Tim Panacchio of the Philly paper brought up a really nagging problem in the latest Flyers’ podcast. Their Penalty Killing is in the bottom third of the NHL (like 27th of 30) and in recent history, not one Stanley Cup winner has a PK rating in the top third. I can only hope Ken Hitchcock gets that addressed by April because we’re out Primeau and Desjardins indefinitely and leading the league in short-handed goals won’t compensate.

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