Millenials can’t get a break with Boomers

I can completely relate since I heard a similar litany spoken in 2000 when I was a younger person in the Eighties. Then the 2008 counterattack was “You didn’t listen to me and got a degree in something completely useless you dumbass!” Gen X (me), Mills (many friends) and Gen Z (my nephews and niece) can count on the Boomers to continue complaining while they forget how much easier they had it, how much the cost of essentials have gone up exponentially (through their leaders destroying the economy in 2007) and when they got out of high school or college, they weren’t competing with slaves from Mexico, China or India for the jerbs they had, which also paid enough for them to own a summer home.

One thing I’m pretty confident about, the Pandemic has accelerated the plans of the Plantations of Low Wages (aka Fast Food, low-end Retail and menial gigs) to start deploying robots. I’ve already seen one cooking french fries for White Castle by Miso Robotics. Nicknamed Flippy, its entry-level price is $30K seems steep at first but when it comes to restaurants, labor is the biggest expense and when you normalize Flippy, the ‘bot pays for itself in a year by my estimates. Technically minimum wage remains an insulting $7.25/hour. I’ll be generous and say $10/hour with two part-time people since only salaried people work full time (and then some). Now comes my quick n’ dirty math…the part-time pair would be roughly $21K/year if the two were 40 hours/week together. However…until there’s a Westworld/Futurama-level revolt, robots aren’t restricted to eight-hour days with at least one full day off. Plus they don’t bitch (yet), have OSHA on speed dial nor get poached by a slightly better paying gig.

So quit yer bellyaching and boring us with your halcyon days Boomers! Your demands for cheap food, cheap goods, etc. are going to bring Skynet online sooner!

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Fifty perfect weeks of exercise!

This year is really going strong! I earned a perfect Exercise Week for the 50th time. Yeah, it’s not really that impressive. In many ways, all those little badges you can earn for achievements are the original NFTs!

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The Second Maggi Republic is underway, phase one

The first stage is finally underway, Jennifer’s offspring are moving to their own place; they’re both over 21 so calling them “kids” just doesn’t fit. I’m not thrilled that the ex-boyfriend of Cheyenne’s has to come along but it’s an economic and empathy move. I did once tell her, sometimes you do have to be an asshole to survive, it’s just a matter of timing.

Meanwhile, I got an upgrade below…

The movers Jennifer hired brought these over to replace my old Maytags from 2000, which still work, make an offer! I’ve never worked with a front-loader before. All I know is Consumer Reports and the scuttlebutt is they’re better at cleaning. I’ll find out in time. The two guys who hauled them were very nice as they hooked them both up! I did a load right away and nothing leaked. So glad I gave them $50 to buy good beer for their efforts and trouble.

Jennifer’s gear will come later. We’re in the middle of trying to get the house ready and enough money to have the floors replaced. I’ve had this awful carpeting for 20 years which is easily 15 too long given its proclivity to retain stains, dirt, dust and other other unwanted substances; I wouldn’t be surprised if it contributed to my asthma. What will replace it? This is Jennifer’s strength, I think it’s hardwood or ceramics. I can’t remember the difference, I figure they’re both pricey yet worth the effort as I want something easier to clean up cat barf, pee and diarrhea. The other rooms with linoleum will get the same treatment. Another fun purchase will be a robot to go on patrol in keeping it all tidy. I can’t wait to see if our cats will treat as as foe, a toy or a ride. You cats better go with the latter, then you can join the other Internet sensations, earn your keep a little more!

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Happy Caturday! (January 2022 edition)

Animals with the hilarious sense of timing but lack of self-awareness! I wonder if the kitty’s name is Barbie.

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A PSA Cartoon Network needs, Nickelodeon too

Of course, we now live in an era when there are certain morons who take offense at this illustration since, well, some Nazis were actually fine people. HA! This is a lie perpetuated by Albert Speer, the architect for Hitler who is credited for keeping the enemy regime in the conflict by a year with his skill at hiding factories from Allied bombers. Somehow it crossed the Atlantic and found a home within the eager KKK and other bigot groups in Amerika. I’m not naive though, my country was already infected long before Hitler was born plus the horrible dictator admired US policy against the First Nations and given when he was alive, he read about the Moros Uprising after the Spanish-American War, another dark stain. The thing is, WWII temporarily inoculated the nation when US soldiers were starting to be killed by the Nazis, making fans of the sick ideology suspected trainers, spies and saboteurs.

I wish some experts and witnesses were around to let us all know if it’s worse today than it was in pre-WWII times. Currently the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, Three Percenters, the KKK and other creeps march around openly. When I was a kid growing up and all the way up to college, these assholes were on the fringe. Even the mainstream ranks of the GOP wanted little to do with them. St. Reagan made racism acceptable again for the party but they preferred to say those things in private. If polls are to be believed, a sizable portion of the Republican Party embraces them. Eww. I remain skeptical on Pew Research and others have “found.” I know numerous Americans are somewhat selfish and crave convenience, I just don’t believe that many are willing to promote genocidal policies to prevent the mythical “great replacement.” Should we be in situation along the lines of the disappointing and boring Amazon series The Man in the High Castle, we’d be cowed into complying. The first step we should take is not letting these Incels get elected legitimately or by force. Ergo, I approve of punching Nazis as per Indiana Jones.

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Rest in Peace Mildred Vuris

Last night, my friend’s mother passed away. I still don’t know the specifics but I’m pretty confident COVID-19 wasn’t a factor as Mildred suffered from a degenerative situation for most of her life. Mildred was a very great person and was involved with helping others as she worked alongside my other friends, the Lowrys (and their work in mental health), back in the days when Austin was a sleepy college town. We will all miss her greatly and all she did make the world a better place.

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1932: Coup that failed

While the Fascist (GOP) Party is busy banging the drum about Critical Race Theory and banning books they find offensiveThe Lorax, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Handmaid’s Tale, Beloved and The Color Purple; they’re mostly grateful the masses “forgot” this inconvenient truth. I had already read about how Hoover almost refused to vacate the White House because he feared FDR would implement (gasp!) Socialism! The inept little boob demanded promises from the incoming president-elect he wouldn’t dare do such things. Who cares what the the people at large voted for. Given FDR’s nature, anything close to what the Soviet Union was doing was far from his mind and I don’t think he’d oppose what the Scandinavian nations have perfected today.

Meanwhile, what the One Percenters of 1933 had in planned makes January 6th (2021) look like the Chuck E Cheese party it transformed into, just with less shit on the walls. Read the article and you’ll see why I have believed since I was in college and will until I’m dead…rich people hate democracy! The current titans are no different. Pesky stuff such as minimum wage, worker safety, time off, public education, etc. are a pain in the ass to them. They demand a return to serfdom since the Gilded Age 2.0 isn’t enough. If you’re skeptical, you’ll change your mind if you found out how much SCOTUS Justice Clarence “Token” Thomas’ trophy wife is involved with organizations planning to take away our rights. We also found out the “legal” strategy Girth Vader’s henchmen had planned until Y’all-Qeda stormed the fences; nullify the legitimate electors from GA, AZ and WI, install flunkies. Once again, the Fascist Suits lost control of their dumber goons.

Thankfully, FBI Director J Edgar Hoover and a general who was loyal to the American people and not its money, did the right thing. The latter I can see, the former was a shock as he had no love of FDR and would’ve welcomed a dictator. FDR probably wanted to get even with these wealthy pricks yet I know he was more pragmatic than me so he figured it was better to let them believe they got away with it and gamble on getting their assistance in the future, which he grudgingly received in WWII.

Let’s remind our descendants about how much the found of Ford Motors admired Hitler and sent him birthday cards. Let’s remind everyone about Lindbergh’s isolationism, hatred of Jews and Nazi sympathies. Let’s never forget how the Dulles Brothers liked the Nazis until it was inconvenient. Always bring up how Prescott Bush, father and grandfather of two shitty, corrupt presidents, sold weapons to re-arm the Nazi regime. Many wealthy people are racists, classists and have dark hearts as DeVos (the Amway Pyramid), the Kochs (fossil fuels) and Mercers prove daily.

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Why I don’t miss cable/satellite TV 2022

I’m only a fair-weathered sports fan, aka I tend to watch Packers’ games when they play the Bears or they’re in the playoffs. However, I would say that meme is spot-on whenever I watch Fox’s Animation Domination Sundays or Futurama‘s brief run on Comedy Central. Just too damned many commercials! What’s the point? We paid to get access and yet the money isn’t enough. Plus, my other huge gripe is how overpriced the numerous products being plugged ad nauseum are. Remember, Liberty Mutual, Allstate, Progressive and GEICO are pissing away almost 20 cents of every dollar you paid them to clog up the airwaves on “savings.” It’s even more sickening with healthcare. The phone carriers are even bigger offenders. Who gives a shit regarding AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile! People only buy a phone with a plan about every two, maybe three years, some even longer. Throw in all the stadium-naming rights, I’m pretty confident my monthly iPhone bill could be at least $20 less given how we’re still using Nineties tech. Given the arrogance of Amerika’s corporations, we know they’ll never roll the savings into employee salaries, upgrading the tech, competitive pricing and most importantly, good customer service not tied to customer retention.

I think the streaming services are proving what the BBC has done for decades. If we pay for the content more directly, then we can ditch the ads. In the UK it’s a TV tax which is anathema to Amerikans yet when you repackage it as a monthly/annual subscription, they’re alright with it while being unaware the price. I don’t find Jim Gaffigan terribly funny but he said it best, “Why don’t we just bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.” It proves my al a carte model.

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Finally under 260 pounds!

It took well over a year but c’mon, I really didn’t get serious until I finally gave up and joined Planet Fitness (or Fatness as I call it for my condition). Getting down to this lower weight was my diehard objective before the end of the month. I should’ve known better with all the holiday snacking and drinking; we never got close to finishing the Advent Beer calendar from Costco. However, with a new year, you get a chance to have a new beginning! It’s what I love about New Year’s Eve/Day!

Now to bore you about how I am pulling or pulled it off after being a fat-ass for the last several years. I get up (obviously), hit the bike until I either complete this last:

  • (Currently) 41 minutes of exercise
  • Close the Red Activity Ring
  • Close the Green Exercise Ring
  • (Currently) 11 miles
  • (Currently) Work off 540 active calories

It’s not always the same thing every day. Usually the rings get closed well before the other three. I bump up the active calories by 10 every week. Then comes the really hard part…NOT EATING that much! I think where I was going wrong in the recent past was continuing to eat enough to maintain my horrific weight plus what I might have burned off at the gym. Not a great strategy unless I’m Michael Phelps minus the weed. My other favorite activity of stairs only happen when I have more time and I’m not sick to my stomach; this worries me, because it’s how they described Darth Cheney’s heart attacks in Vice. Someone had one at a gym several years ago and it was so mild, the person didn’t know it was actually happening.

When I get home, I treat myself to a money-saving coffee-based concoction I figured out through shopping at Costco. Measuring it out helps too. It’s 200 ml of cold brew coffee (different brands until I find one I’m set on), 200 ml of Promised Land chocolate milk (there’s something in it, making the milk worth the price; I blame it on cows knowing their catechism), one teaspoon of Torn raspberry syrup and 400 ml of vanilla soy milk. I need to read the labels more thoroughly. I think all the protein in this is what’s helping.

Additional factors are wedge salads for lunch or dinner. Eating, more like swallowing quickly, avocados to cover for meat. I also drown them in dressing or lemon juice to cover the disgusting taste. Snacks of celery or carrots with some ranch.

The new goal is to keep my weight around 260 or a little lower for a while, then push for 255. I want to get their gradually, same as cleaning my house, to prevent a yo yo effect or blowback in the extreme. I would love to be well under 250 this year and then I could return to running on a treadmill as my doctors advised.

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RIP Sidney Poitier

Sidney had a greater impact on film and popular culture for my parents when they were growing up thanks to his Oscar® victory. By the time I was around, he was the straight man in those Action-Comedies he made with Bill Cosby and he starred in flicks I usually saw on Sunday mornings when WTBS let Bill Tush run the channel. He still did great things while paving the way for many other Black Americans and Canadians who wanted to pursue a career in acting, namely those aspiring to land the leading role, not the usual supporting crap they had been given. The latter was often patronizing and insulting. Hollywood still has a long way to go since Black people continue to be stuck in the “best friend” part in ensembles via TV or movies.

Thanks for everything Mr. Poitier!

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David Bowie would’ve been 75 today

It’s too bad he didn’t live as long as his contemporaries, especially given their proclivity to just flog a dead horse, e.g. Rolling Stones, The Who. I also know what I’m writing will be blasphemy, but David didn’t end his career with a good album. Blackstar is disappointing after The Next Day and what else he did with Tony Visconti in the new century. In his defense though, David was willing to take chances on trying something different when he was motivated, so some of the dislike is on me. I do like to think these crappy pandemic times would’ve served as inspiration for him to do newer material to reflect the somber move and he could’ve surprised us with something inspirational.

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Wow! The Seventies were really fashion-impaired

I definitely have it so much better than my father when it comes to work attire in the white-collar world! By the time I got to enter the workforce in 1991, blue jeans were accepted in most places but a shirt with a collar was often required. I imagine this line of short-sleeved shirts and short “slacks” were the compromise offered to men in offices during Summer. Due to the seriously wide ties, I can easily tell this was pitched in the Seventies. At least they’re not wearing sock garters. Blech! Normally, I come from the generation that says you should wear white socks with shorts yet white or dress socks just can’t hide the ridiculousness. Also, when did younger people decide dark socks with shorts was a thing? They look silly. They look like my dad in the Seventies when he would put on shorts after work while keeping those and his dress shoes on.

Anyway, could you take either of these guys seriously if they were your boss? I know I would move heaven and earth to make sure they stayed in their offices. We’d get little work completed from all the giggling. Feel free to post and mock the fashions of my time though. The Eighties and certainly the Nineties were far from ideal.

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Painfully true with many fan boys

I’ve never understood the “political” accusation. A gay couple kissing on TV has little to do with politics since there are gay men with horrendous Right-Wing politics: Roy Cohn, Peter Thiel and we all know even if he doesn’t…Lindsey Graham. Besides, it’s the 23rd Century, this is supposed to be no biggie and a standard occurrence which Humans don’t really sweat like we don’t freak out over a woman showing their ankles. I can’t speak for the other members of the Federation or its enemies except the Klingons have yet to show a female in command of a D-7 battle cruiser.

Now I will admit, I’m not perfect but I’m always trying to keep evolving and adapting. Seeing those dudes kissing back in the in the Eighties would’ve resulted in me going “Ewww!” followed by a homophobic joke. I was a typical immature young person with little sensitivity when it came to hurting others’ feelings. Plus, American society mostly approved this, including much of the Left. Overall I’m glad it has changed. We’re gradually getting closer to Star Trek‘s idealized goal even if we’re experiencing some serious tugs in the wrong direction from the MAGAts.

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One element of videogame-based D&D I hate

For those who don’t get it, the comic is mocking (to me) how crappy the AI is in games, especially console-based ones. This is why I prefer to play in person, get the interaction and figure out the real haggling. Obviously the used weapons guy is going to do whatever he can to make a profit, that’s a given but he’s not going to low ball in order to gouge someone later as if he were a Austin-based realtor trying to buy my house.

Now if the pandemic would end soon so I may return to playing in person. Sooooo bored!

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Genoa Achieved!

Today was the seventh milestone via in-door bike! Thanks to joining Planet Fitness, I could pick up where I left off almost two years ago.  It was a shorter leg than Amsterdam’s distance, only 425 miles but my laziness and Covid-19 prevented me from knocking it out sooner. The other factor was discovered through an audit of the 11 years I’ve tracked through a spreadsheet. To my horror, I discovered that I had only attained some land marks much later than my Math and data-entries said. For example, I didn’t arrive near Jeremy’s house around January 2020, it was really November 2021. Not sure where the heck I came up with all those extra miles to put me in Cork, Caracas or Honolulu sooner than I hoped. It’s all straightened out now.

What you’re seeing above is Genoa’s flag and just like Ireland, the English had to steal the design. Defenders say, “Oh, they both have St. George as their patron.” Agreed yet England didn’t experience the Renaissance until a century later so I would think the concept of a national flag follows. When I first saw it, I thought it was an error. It resembled one of the many Scandinavian states or you could say it’s Switzerland’s turned inside out.

Next destination is Moscow, a little further at 457 miles. A great benefit with an in-door bike and imagination, I avoid all those awful Russian winters!

I need to get my stairs going too. I’m over 10,000 flights or storeys. I would like to get a couple thousand more this year or whatever it takes to come closer to 100 km straight up from sea level, the official boundary of Outer Space. The outdoor bike will be back in action when the weather is nicer.

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