The joys of home remodeling

This weekend, Jennifer made good with a promise or a threat, it felt like the latter sometimes, due to my pride. Yup, she gave my house’s two full bathrooms a thorough cleaning since I only know how to “boy clean” as per my friend Helen. Thankfully the guest bathroom wasn’t in squalor, if you’re not sure what matches my choice of adjective…remember the toilet scene from Trainspotting! The master bathroom was a bit worse, mainly through neglect and I let the cats take it over. I continued to change their litter boxes. I just stopped using it so it was mainly disorganized, not filthy. Let’s go with cluttered as junk was abandoned in there too.

The other factor going on involves financing. I’m going to borrow against the house’s equity to replace the disgusting carpeting and flooring and install much nicer stuff. Either wood or pseudo wood Jennifer picked out. It’ll be much easier to clean when it comes to spills, sweeping and the bigger culprits, cats puking. Her Nubby also has a diarrhea problem; not looking forward to him moving in with Isis and Aggie. The bathrooms will be remodeled, bring them out of the Aughts and make them more modern. I figured labor will be the biggest expense for both ventures.

Working with my credit union has been fantastic. My credit is much better than I thought, let’s here it for the power of paying your bills! Solid rate under 4%! The next thing which made my heart almost stop was what those awful online real estate portals thought my house was worth. I’m never posting this since the flunky bureaucrats for Travis County don’t give a crap if they tax me out of my home. All they care about is collecting more money to piss on low paying jerbs from Musk and Bezos. Then again, it’s nice to know my from investment from 2001 paid off and was worth fighting to the death over in the divorce.

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Sen. Mansion saying “no” wasn’t a shock

What’s really sad is how the Establishment Dems have called the Squad and Bernie supporters the naive ones. Meanwhile, the old farts who won’t have to live with the consequences have failed the human race once again. Thanks to their idiocy in wasting weeks trying to cajole a crook, they deserve to be defeated in the midterms.

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Happy Caturday December 2021!

I guess with the Great Resignation, Jiffy Lube, Mr. Good Wrench, etc., have had to look into hiring cats with the workload. As shown here, it is not working out given all the spontaneous naps our feline friends are prone to needing and taking.

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So painfully true, Dec ’21 version

Then comes the “not all Christians…” yes, yes, just as not all Muslims are humorless types who lose their collective shit over any depiction of Muhammed, etc. However, Christianity, especially the Calvinist branch, needs to do something about the KKKristians making their message of peace, unity, compassion, acceptance and forgiveness look like a sick joke. Personally, these disgusting knuckle-draggers should make their own religion which lets them worship a force as angry and as ignorant as many willfully are. I’m confident Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club will install little chapels to it.

But then comes the, “You’re not going to win any elections insulting these people!” Dude, these KKKristians are a lost cause and can never be appeased. They don’t know what they really want and in general, what they do want currently isn’t going to happen; good-paying jobs that only require a high school education via mediocre grades while allowing them to own a nice house with just White neighbors. Plus they have enough left over for a boat or a pair of jet skis. Coal mining is literally a dying profession unless they want to move to China or India. Carbon-heavy energy is also on the outs and what’s the point of an economy if everybody is dead. As comedian JT Habersaat said during one of his sets, “It’s you assholes who need to pivot, not us.” Yup, I have little sympathy for them too. These are the same shitbirds who called me a faggot in school because I got good grades and I wasn’t an über athlete like them.

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Side effects: haggis breath, unintelligible speech

If you we do not achieve herd immunity with a vaccine on this one, we’ll end up sounding like Groundskeeper Willie, or worse, the unedited version of the Trainspotting characters!

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D&D was right, d4 is equal to a caltrop

OUCH! Discovered there were dice on the floor of my bedroom while I was getting ready for the gym. All are harmless except the pyramid-like d4. Cut through my sock and skin to give a nice painful wound. It didn’t bleed for long as it was just a slight puncture. However, as per the rulebook, this is the amount of damage caltrops do in D&D, they’re not likely to kill anyone, just slow their movement to half. Good thing I’m exercising on an indoor bike and I have a desk job.

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Advent 2021 Beer #6

Boy did I pick the wrong month to drink a beer a month plus these are too big to get any help from Jennifer; she has like a couple sips and then I have to tackle these whoppers. Not helping with my immediate weight loss goal. Beer may have kept billions of people alive when water was often dangerous but every calorie of this could only be burned off easily if I were 35 years younger and my day began with PE class with Mrs. Byrd in the cold of North Dakota!

I think this was a lager based upon its color. It was smooth. Tasted pretty good. Despite its appearance, it wasn’t watery as most American swill mass produced by the global conglomerates founded by Fascists, aka Coors and the Busch clans.

I need to starve up for number seven and for the rest to count, I’m going to say these beers also cover for Eastern Orthodox Advent in January.

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RIP Anne Rice

I’m confident all the Hot Topics and indie Goth Stores will have their flags at half mast for a while. I also wonder if Anne ever got a settlement for all the money White Wolf games owed her for ripping off her books to make their game at least half interesting. It’s cool that they published a game in which you can play the monster, but until the Twitard crap made vampires even lamer, White Wolf made a character who’s tragic into a mopey-ass nuisance. You know, like many Goth kids if they’re not assholes as per the ones I knew at Marquette.

I never read Anne’s stuff and I probably won’t. Anne’s stuff isn’t my thing. However, in 1995 I did get to meet her at a book-signing held at Book People. It was and continues to be the biggest event I’ve ever been to at this well-loved store. The closest competitor in turn-out and craziness? Believe it or not, Alton Brown. I would’ve thought the smart money would’ve been Elvis Costello or Geddy Lee but they only drew people over 40.

Anyway, the book signing for Anne Rice was an all-day affair. As most of these go, you had to buy the latest novel in advance and you received a ticket in queue. This was limited to 1000. On the day of the event, there was a band playing outside. Scores of people were there waiting. Other than former President Carter, she’s the only guest I’ve seen to have a police escort into Book People.

Thankfully the weather was pleasant because my friend (Kim) and I showed up around 1 PM and we didn’t get to be in queue until 8-9 PM. Yeah, my number was crappy, I think the 800-900 range. When I got my FaceTime with Anne, I had two copies and both were for friends (Steve and Les, both fans), and I let her know about their fandom and what they did for a living, they were both working for FASA and TSR respectively. She wanted to know if either were involved with Vampire: the Masquerade. I said no, but Dark Conspiracy and their other work were influenced by her.

Thank you for everything Mrs. Rice. Again, I may not have read your works yet I see their impact all the time in Film (Near Dark), TV (True Blood), Comic Books (nothing comes to mind right now), Comedy (What We Do in the Shadows), Music (“Bloodletting” by Concrete Blonde), New Orleans (more to see than just Mardi Gras now) and of course, roleplaying games as Vampire: the Masquerade has a new publisher and D&D’s Count von Strahd was more than a straw foe with his debut in 1983’s Ravenloft; he also made the transition to 5E.

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1901: The first Trans-Atlantic radio transmission!

On this day, Marconi’s solution to wireless transmissions was put to the test. From Cornwall (UK), the letter S in Morse Code was transmitted and clearly received in Newfoundland (Canada). The success paved the way for the UK’s naval forces to have a major advantage in communicating. New orders could be sent from London. Intelligence on enemy positions (sadly, these were becoming the German Empire) could be circulated more widely. Ships could get around conditions hindering semaphore (fog, darkness) or blinking lights using Morse Code (fog, distance, enemies seeing it). The UK’s ground forces utilized it too, especially in the 1905 Boer War, their navy was just the first and most vocal proponent of investing in Marconi’s inventions/developments. I’m guessing the US could’ve been involved too. In order to set up this test, two companies were established first. British Marconi and American Marconi were formed so the rights to transmit over the Atlantic weren’t questioned by either government or corporate rivals; I’m guessing Edison’s interests were the biggest concern. Today, you know these two companies as the BBC and RCA-NBC respectively.

I will have to do some deeper research to find out how long it took to get wireless communication, aka radio, to incorporate actual audio. For some reasons, early radio was just a wireless telegraph. It probably didn’t take too long since the telephone appeared after 1876; Alexander Graham Bell and company solved how to convert sound waves from our mouths into electricity which would transform back into vibrations resembling human voices. Today, we really hear pretty good facsimiles.

The awesome joys of radio via music, news, sports and other audio-based entertainments had to wait until WWI was over. There were radio stations before the Great War. Just not very many and home sets even fewer since we all know wars hold back technological wonders before setting them loose to grow at an exponential rate: TV, the Internet and commercial aircraft.

Now radio, both AM and FM, are mostly dying in popularity. If they’re not used to spew lies for Right-Wing bullshit talking points, they’re either NPR stations blathering about Tibetan basket-weaving techniques or playing oldies which resemble a middle-aged gay guy’s Spotify algorithm. There are bright spots such as formats listened to by underserved groups yet let’s face it. Anyone under 60 doesn’t bother and knows how to hook up their cell phone, MP3 player or computer to their car, home or work system. Who needs terrestrial or satellite radio? Too many ads. Every city sounds the same now (thanks Lee Abrams). Why pay what XM/Sirius charges? Streaming’s free option is a better start.

If Grampa’ Brunch wants to be the second-coming of FDR or LBJ (so far he’s the umpteenth coming of Buchanan), he’d push Congress to take away the tax dodge the radio conglomerates receive for their money-losing zombie stations still playing Led Zeppelin to death and have the AM/FM frequencies re-allocated for something we need. Namely, free Wi-Fi across the country. The FCC did make it clear and with SCOTUS’ blessing to declare the airwaves belong to the people. And it all got rolling 120 years ago.

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RIP Michael Nesmith

Michael was definitely an underlined and under appreciated talent all because he chose to be in the Pre-Fab Four, what in today’s lingo is called a Boy Band: BTS, Backstreet Boys, Menudo, etc. He probably nailed the audition due to his past attempts at songwriting and he could play the guitar.

I’m going to gloss over the Monkees business since it was before my time. However, like many Generation Xers, I had seen them in syndication in the Seventies on WFLD 32 when visiting Grandma, well before MTV promoted their comeback around 1987. For a “fake” band, they could at least sing. Mom said my father drove her crazy with the show. She didn’t care for it, he loved it. Might explain their concerns for all the MTV I was “addicted” to in Houston.

For me he’ll be remembered for two things.

One: Michael is considered the grandfather of MTV, not the zombie channel on dying cable systems in the 21st Century. He envisioned the MTV which made its debut 40 years ago and fizzled out by 1990 as it transformed into a lifestyle channel. Music videos being shown on television in a manner similar to radio programming wasn’t new, I wrote about others back in August this year. Michael was smart enough to copyright the term and Warner Communications (today, the bumbling AT&T corporation) wisely cut him a check. Winning the first Grammy for a video earlier in 1981 definitely helped solidify his claim.

He did it all through a fantastic demonstration called Elephant Parts. I must’ve watched this a dozen times on Spotlight (a sorry knockoff of HBO) and still have skits memorized. Parts is an hour of comedy bits of varying lengths interspersed with music videos featuring Michael’s songs. The latter were pretty catchy, I keep putting off collecting those works. The jokes I remember have held up: portable nukes to eliminate annoying neighbors, the pirate alphabet, Detroit’s shoddy cars and SitCom pitches. MTV didn’t bother to have those elements, they stuck to being a radio station until they added boring game shows, reruns of Monty PythonThe Young Ones and stand-up segments. Hopefully, the rights can be figured out easily in the wake of his passing. A DVD was made in 2003 and it goes for a couple hundred bucks. C’mon SHOUT! You can pull this off.

The original idea did return around 1985 as a mid-Summer replacement show on NBC called Television Parts. The major change was duration and the comedy focused on “illustrating” popular stand-up comedians’ bits: Jay Leno, Garry Handling, Martin Mull and Arsenio Hall were featured. My favorite was the Funny Boys’ “My foreign language elective in college was Irish.” If you look closely, you’ll see Kevin MacDonald too.

Two: Michael produced at least two memorable films. Time Rider and Repo Man. My focus will be on Repo Man, the film which got people to notice Emilio Estevez alongside the awesome Harry Dean Stanton and Tracy Walter. I watched a slug of times in high school when it made the rounds on Showtime. You should check it out. It’s one of the key movies of the Eighties lexicon alongside Spielberg’s schlock, Hughes’ teen angst and the blockbusters which have stood the test of time. Never has there been another darkly funny movie about repossessing a radioactive car been made since. Great soundtrack with Iggy Pop, Black Flag and the Cruzados. Plus cameos of the Circle Jerks and Fishbone. The background events happening were a more realistic, pessimistic take on how intelligent people felt about St. Reagan’s Amerika. Lastly, there are some great, absurd quotes only a few of us fans know and say amongst each other, a secret language within a minority of Generation X. My immediate go to’s are, “I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate but somehow I still blame society,” or “Plate of shrimp!”

Thanks for everything Michael! You were so much more than “the quiet one.” You were a talented writer. A skillful musician. Most importantly, you were a creative entrepreneur! You brought the world joy for almost sixty years!

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LEGO, the new Bitcoin or treasury bill?

Back when LEGO was going crazy thanks to The LEGO Movie, I remember reading about how you could buy illegal drugs with them in Europe. This story from The Guardian is taking it a step further. However, I find it really comes from the No Shit department of the Media. Unless you’ve been living under a rock and never heard of eBay, Mercari, Craigslist and the granddaddy of them all for LEGO, BrickLink.com; it’s not a shock how old, out-of-circulation sets are going for ridiculous amounts, especially if the box it came in is in pretty good shape.

LEGO knows this as they bought BrickLink.com to probably make sure they get piece of every reseller, collector and master builder’s action. Unlike the video game publishers who were pissed about GameStop and their ilk making any money, they found a new way to screw their customers by download-only distribution; sucks, now it’s harder to loan a game to a friend. Since LEGO can’t sue every garage sale on the planet, BrickLink.com was the next best thing. So far, they haven’t done anything to piss me off yet, namely preventing resellers from selling me proprietary parts I want and then I can make my own Star Wars creations.

I’m also curious if the LEGO bubble will ever burst. They’re the number one toy company in the world. They’re privately held which kept the Investor Caste and Hedge Funds from raping them and shoving thousands of Danes into the cold. They’ve built additional factories since the first movie while transitioning to be more environmentally sustainable. Lastly, children as they age and get replaced by younger ones, are a fickle bunch. The AFOL (Adult-Fan of LEGO) can’t sustain the whole market.

Well, I think LEGO is a more sound investment than comic books (how I remember the Nineties) and certain toys. Even if the market collapsed, unlike a Ponzi Scheme, you still have something enjoyable to tinker with. They could take your mind of how hungry you might be too.

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RIP Masayuki Uemura

Masayuki was an unlikely figure to be key in contributing to the legacy of video games! Originally educated as an engineer, he sold solar-cell battery systems for Sharp. One client was Nintendo as they used the technology for the duck hunt/pigeon shooting video games I remember seeing in arcades of the Seventies. Nintendo hired him on in 1971 to work in their R&D.

Around 1981, the boss told him to find a way to miniaturize their hit arcade cabinet games, namely Donkey Kong, into a console/cartridge system to compete with the Atari 2600 and Intellivision. Originally he was skeptical and thought the boss was joking because they had joked about this a night or two before when they went out drinking. Masayuki succeeded with his team. In 1983, they released what would be known as the Famicon which would come to America revamped as the NES around 1985. The Nintendo Famicon was a wonder for its day. An actual 8-bit system! Donkey Kong on it looked exactly like the one I played at Aladdin’s Castle or Chuck E Cheese! Not even home computers were close to getting this level of arcade accuracy.

Masayuki’s revolutionary console would be delayed outside Japan though. The year 1983 was a disaster for the home video game market. Atari was smarting from their abysmal 1982 releases ET and Pac Man so Warner Communications had fired the head of Atari, ignorant of the deal he made to distribute the upcoming Famicon. It didn’t matter, video games were radioactive as practically no major retailers would sell them for years. Atari was sold off and had to break its contract with Nintendo, forcing the Japanese company to start from scratch in America.

How Nintendo conquered America in the second half of the Eighties, you can find out via a documentary on Netflix called High Score. Thankfully, Masayuki was vindicated in the West. I think Nintendo was still very pleased with how much the Japanese market embraced the Famicon.

He then lead the efforts to make what we know as the Super NES, the successor to the NES in the Nineties until the N64 took its place by 1996.

Masayuki retired from Nintendo in 2004 and received a professorship at Ritsumeikan University. For the remainder of his life he did research and taught students about video games; I imagine the theory stuff, like what makes a game compelling.

Thanks everything sir! You were one of the instrumental people in rescuing home video consoles from the ash heap and made a product that brought joy, entertainment and challenges to millions. It was my own fault if your NES kept me from studying in college.

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Advent 2021 Beer #5

Forgive me, I just can’t drink as much as I used to in my youth plus these German cans are half a liter a piece, or over 16 ounces when a traditional US beer is 350 ml. It’s amazing how much “work,” 150 ml can be. Plus I’m trying to lose weight, about 5-10 pounds before the new year!

This beer I was pretty excited about. It was a bock! In the Austin area, a favorite draft is Shiner Bock and sometimes Zeigenbock. They’re really delicious dark beers yet they’re not heavy like Guinness. There are days I enjoy the Ireland’s pride but there days it feels as if I’m downing bitter motor oil. I feel this delivered and I may try to seek it out.

The packaging could be problematic in the Deep South. A goat and a black star together makes the holy rollers equate this with Satan. I could imagine Dana Carvey’s Church Lady character already. Well, isn’t this beer special. Who made this? Could it be…SATAN?

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1941: Pearl Harbor Part Two, dispelling the myths

I think I can thank Qanonsense for the lessening of the lies perpetuated about the attack on Pearl Harbor I’ve heard for years. The biggest one is often, FDR made it happened.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

The reality is that, much along the lines of the 9/11 attacks, it happened due to intelligence  gathering and interpretation failures, racism, miscalculations and hubris. In the long run, it then blossomed into a disaster for the Imperial Japanese regime.

Everything goes mostly back to Japan’s invasion and genocidal behaviors with China. The horrors had been ongoing since the Thirties. The West did mostly little because, hey, it’s Chinese people suffering, not Whites. As WWII got rolling, the Navy moved the majority of the fleets to the Pacific side to let the UK handle the Atlantic where they were busy with the Nazis. Thanks to Hitler bringing the Imperials into his alliance as the non-non-Aryans, conflict between the US and Imperial Japan grew to be likely. When FDR cut off rubber and oil to the, it became inevitable. The Imperial war machine was very dependent on these US exports and the only way they could secure enough to continue was to invade production areas controlled by the West.

What American Intelligence got wrong was when the Imperials would make their move.

Since we could read most Japanese communications, we figured it would be later in 1942 as their government commented on sending a ship to evacuate their diplomatic staff after the December holidays. Meanwhile, the Imperial Navy “disappeared” by implementing radio silence around December 1st. Few were concerned. The Imperial Navy had done this multiple times before so experts assumed there was another training exercise or war games under way.

Then comes the racism angle. The US military claimed Imperial pilots couldn’t drop bombs accurately because of their eyes. As if the cosmetic affectation around the eyes of many Asians did crap to their vision. The numerous hits delivered during the attack dispelled the myth instantly.

Lastly, here’s the big busting on the FDR “made it happen” bullshit. The US’s three aircraft carriers in the Pacific. The conspiracy doofuses love to point out how none were at Pearl Harbor. They’re correct yet their locations weren’t terribly secret for Imperial scouts to find them. Saratoga was in San Diego picking up cargo and planes to ferry to Hawaii. Enterprise and Lexington were doing the same but from Hawaii to Wake Island and Hawaii to Midway respectively; they were in the middle of their errands when the attacks happened. The Imperial plan figured it was wiser to cripple the base instead of sinking carriers escorted by destroyers and support vessels. Even aircraft carriers need to refuel and resupply. It was much easier to do from Pearl Harbor than San Diego or San Francisco.

Now it’s the Imperial’s turn to have what they planned go wrong.

The overall rationale for Pearl Harbor was to punch the US in the throat so hard that while the US was busy regrouping and licking its wounds, Imperial forces could conquer the Philippines, Indonesia and other places rich with oil. After the resources were consolidated and producing, Imperial forces would be in such a superior position, the US would agree to a truce and then a peace treaty, all within six months. There was just a major detail the DC embassy choked on, delivering their declaration of war to FDR before the attack. The staff was slow and had difficulty decrypting the instructions plus I’m guessing they followed the lax Sunday attitude we have. Timing was everything and they didn’t complete the task by the deadline Tokyo planned. Ergo, the Imperial Navy’s strike on Pearl Harbor became a genuine sneak attack. As we say today, not very good optics before the world.

Their next mistake was underestimating US resolve and their success subduing the places they needed to continue fueling their massive war machine. Colonel Doolittle led a symbolic bombing raid on Tokyo in April 1942 to show General Tojo the Imperials weren’t invincible. By Summer, the US Navy pulled itself together to return the favor at the Battle of Midway, effectively neutralizing the Imperial threat, letting the Allies focus more attention at defeating Hitler.

I’d say History played out much better than any grand scheme concocted by these morons living in their parents’ basements. We also lucked out too. Imagine how WWII could’ve gone if Hitler and Mussolini stayed neutral and let the Imperials fight this alone. Would FDR and Congress go ahead and declare war on the other Axis Powers anyway or tell the UK and Soviet Union, “Sorry dude, I can’t help you. I have a problem in my backyard.”

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1941: Pearl Harbor attacked by the Imperial Japanese Navy

One thing I’m glad to reflect on with this horrendous event is that after 80 years, the peoples of Japan and the United States have evolved into being friends. The brutal battles which followed for the next three years were awful. Thousands on every side died. It’s also pretty easy to accuse the US of dropping two nuclear weapons on Japan as revenge killings.

I remember how my grandparents continued to use racial slurs about the Japanese. They continued to have a grudge for what happened to the US Navy. I’m pretty confident my friends Ayako and Yuichi had grandparents with equally ugly language to say regarding what America did to Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Even in the Eighties, St. Reagan would continue to demonize the Japanese people for economic policies yet I know in his black heart, it was leftover hate from the war.

But with each passing generation, the animosity lessens which I think is great. Many other parts of the world have two groups carrying on conflicts dating back generations so the current participants probably forget what was the original beef? It made Northern Ireland a blemish for the UK and Europe. It led to Yugoslavia’s descent into chaos and civil wars. It keeps India and Pakistan at each other’s throats. Hell, within America, we continue to hear assholes waving Confederate flags and saying the North (really, the US) invaded the 11 Southern states…165-plus years later.

So I will take this date in time as an opportunity to reflect and be grateful. Grateful the anger, hate and bloodlust it created long ago is fading. I hope the Japanese people feel the same. Sure we both quickly found new, mutual enemies after 1945 yet it doesn’t matter, the bond of friendship between us was the best outcome imaginable.

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