1971: “Stairway to Heaven” released

Technically it was Monday but this week in Popular Music History, the song which defines Led Zeppelin, whether Robert Plant likes it or not, was released.

When I was growing up, I only heard it Sunday evenings on WLS as they were playing the top albums or something in the late Seventies. Really amazing and sad how much staying power Led Zeppelin IV had plus how much the Burnouts hated anything new.

“Stairway” did quickly become a scourge upon AOR that it can’t shake.

To illustrate, back in 1988, when I was an intern at WQFM-Milwaukee, they decided to play their top 933 songs of all time. Why? I have no idea. The station’s ratings were in a free fall and nobody had any balls to stand up to Lee Abrams ruining everything. Anyway, as they were getting to the final 20 or so, everybody knew the drill. It was mostly the same old crap every AOR (Album Rock) station had played to death since the mid Seventies: “Freebird,” “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” and “Stairway” would be number one as it had been all the time everywhere. The Music Director pitched something daring and it would get them free publicity in the local media, possibly the trade publications. Have a funeral for the damned song as they crown a new champion, Guns N Roses’ “Sweet Child O’ Mine.” Personally, I find this song equally repulsive, juvenile and shitty. It’s the anthem for millions of White Trash kids in the Midwest and Great Plains. The Music Director’s idea was brilliant though…which is why the powers above him wouldn’t do it. Therefore, FM radio continued its slide into irrelevance when listeners found a way to tune out the crap.

Beyond covers, two I know of immediately: Dread Zeppelin and Tiny & Brave Combo, only the latter is impressive. Should I never hear this pompous song again for as long as I live, I will die happy!

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RIP Dean Stockwell

A really cool actor passed away over the weekend and from reading other obits about him, I would’ve never guessed that Dune (1984) was his comeback after being a tad blacklisted for being part of Dennis Hopper’s whacky crew. Dean’s brief appearance in Blue Velvet was another odd role but it certainly helped the movie in being over-the-top with what the hell was happening.

Dean will be best remembered as Scott Bakula’s guide throughout every episode of Quantum Leap, a variety show using a Sci-Fi macguffin and I bet it could’ve been a place to recycle failed pilots as Love American Style did. Their reunion on Enterprise was amusing. However, for me, Dean will be forever loved and remembered by me for being one of the Twelve Cylon human-based designs from Battlestar Galactica. I bet he loved it, playing two different people. I can’t remember which was self-aware of the Cylon Plan.

Thanks for everything Dean!

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Aaron Rodgers should be fined to the maximum

Of course Chicago fans are having a field day, as they should, and there’s no limit to their schadenfreude because their team will miss the playoffs yet again. Many can dish it out but they sure can’t take it when their idiots get exposed. Namely St. Ditka being a MAGAt. Being miserable is a key attribute to being a Bears fan.

I do hope Rodgers suffers severe consequences for his assholism. However, corporations such as State Farm are not guided by a moral compass, it’s money which overrules reality. I also don’t hold out much for the NFL to do shit neither. Given their past track record for the players beating their wives/girlfriends, they’re hoping to sweep this under the rug.

Yesterday’s loss shows there may be a near future without Rodgers and his ego. Sure, KC isn’t haven’t a great season but they could’ve steamrolled the Packers and failed.

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Some changes on the breakfast sandwiches I make

Last month I started imitating a TikTok movie Jennifer showed me how to make those delicious yet pricey breakfast sandwiches you can buy at Starbucks. Recently, I ditched the ciabatta rolls. They’re too leathery to eat most days and they don’t keep long unless you’re into bread with mushrooms. I experimented with English muffins (shown above) and croissants. Both did better re-heating. So they’re keepers.

Jennifer prefers bacon, she’s not a fan of Canadian Bacon (or what they prefer to call Back Bacon). I also wanted to see how cheddar cheese would do. What you’re seeing are the first new run with cheddar as all the gouda went bad, again, do you like mushroom spores with your food? I forgot to photograph the ones with the new, pre-cooked bacon. I thought Jennifer was kidding about such a thing at Costco. It was right there with the Canadian Bacon I score.

They’ve all been wrapped up, labeled and given out to friends. Let’s see how they go!

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Happy Caturday November 2021!

Agamemnon will follow this blanket to wherever it can be found. This is what I get for using it to cover up a box for reasons I completely forgot due to how cute he looks while sleeping the afternoon away. I then discovered how his big sister Isis liked this setup too. One morning Agamemnon was following me around mewing. It wasn’t food, he had plenty. Same for water. He wasn’t feeling ill. Then I spotted Isis in his favorite new spot. Getting a photo of in (in)action will be harder. She remains skittish whenever I get close. The only petting time Isis allows is when she’s on the tower or when she climbs on to my lap while I’m watching TV during my lunch hour.

I need to borrow the blanket in the near future for Vegas and Nubby to chill out over the future roommates. Then vice versa.

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Take that Science!

Nobody illustrates the craziness of people as well as Monty Python’s Fly Circus in how these people could also be against the vaccine for polio, whooping cough and small pox. Three things which are deadlier than COVID-19 and should you survive polio, enjoy your life with how much paralysis it leaves you or the scarring small pox leaves; need an example, look very closely at a portrait of George Washington.

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Well, they wouldn’t respond if “career” were used


This is when and why writing headlines can be great fun!

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We know that racism-sexism carried the day in Virginia

I’m not sure what’s worse. The GOP sweeping Virginia or the Punditocracy’s Hive Mind repeating the talking points (aka lies and horrible guesses) about how the voters are rejecting Grampa’ Brunch, the Progressive Caucus and how the GOP will take back Congress. Firstly, polls asking people of all stripes directly about the issues disagree which highlights the disconnect our shitty democracy failing. If we had a system with at-large elements to counter the archaic geographic voting, it would be very different and the ass clowns of 538 would be slinging burgers. Secondly, Virginia is only one place, it’s not the whole country. This is a state undergoing a transition thanks to Maryland becoming unaffordable for educated people without obscene incomes and/or political connections. There will be a push/pull between the two parties for years to come.

The only big winner in general via Virginia and Minneapolis was White Fear with its racist foundation. Youngkin played the race card over a non-issue. Critical Race Theory like Defund the Police has had its connotation hijacked by the GOP into a wedge issue but in CRT’s case, there’s no issue. Any inkling of nuance in History isn’t taught at the K-12 grades giving the stealth MAGAt an easy win, meaning he doesn’t have to do shit as there’s no “problem.” However, we can always count on selfish NIMBYs to quietly vote for the GOP since their yard apes come first and the hell with anyone else’s children getting an adequate education. It’s a major reason why I hate many people with offspring. The world doesn’t revolve around your tax deductions nor do I give two shits about how you think they’re smarter or superior to my nephews or niece. News flash, they’re not unless you show me one that cured cancer.

As for Minneapolis. I’m not surprised the big to re-organized their dysfunctional police into a department of public safety failed. Many cities have a strong liberal faction, yet they’re never a large enough majority. Plenty of non-Whites aren’t always onboard for they distrust all Whites, sometimes for a good reason. Plus non-White doesn’t equal Liberal or Leftist values. But the Media forgot how Minnesota has large areas filled with GOP shitheads to push the vote to the Right. Michelle Bachman had a congressional seat from the state incorporating some of the Twin Cities’ suburbs.

It wasn’t a complete wash. Mayoral elections were for successful for those of us wanting to bring Amerika into the current century. Austin did defeat the crappy Prop A. I have little idea regarding Pflugerville’s local spots I have no say in. The Amendments mostly passed. Seriously, the Texas legislature can’t pass a dumb law saying a rodeo is allowed to have a raffle? Oh yeah, the fake morality prohibiting gambling in Texas alongside the restrictions on hard liquor sales on a Sunday. New Jersey’s governor getting re-electing is hanging by a thread as I write this. Allegedly the whole campaign hangs on his fumbling of the CV-19 outbreak. Nevermind how America’s idiotic federalism is really to blame. It makes policy a worthless Swiss cheese defense against a outbreak. Trust me, if it were a zombie crisis, the Republican shitbird governors in the South would spend more time territorial pissing and claiming freedumb matters while millions are horribly devoured.

So does this mean the Biden presidency is over? It was over well before January 6th given our worthless Congress’ make-up. Losing Congress was also going to happen well before this courtesy of the incompetent ol’ fart knockers at the helm: Pelosi, Clyburn, Hoyer and Schumer. They keep serving up big plates of NeoLiberal Nothing Burgers. David Sirota said it best. They lost (Virginia) because they backed another tired Clinton Era schmuck.

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Don’t forget to vote today, futile as it feels

Remember to get out there, this is a stealth-year cycle in which your local shitbird leaders expect very low turnout alongside the Christo-Fascists pushing their theocratic agendas. Read the endorsements. You don’t have to agree and vote as they say. I just prefer them because the Austin Chronicle translates them from the legalese nonsense (the elaborate cousin language to Newspeak).

I only wish I still lived in Austin to chip in on pushing against Prop A. The last thing we need here is more fuckin’ overpaid cops given their proclivity for violence as the first resort. Plus, the prop doesn’t spell out how this ratio will be paid for. Besides, more cops doesn’t equal less crime. Larger and smaller cities have more and I wouldn’t safe they’re any safer. Case in point, other places in the Deep South.

Since I live in unincorporated Pflugerville, translation: I pay for PISD yet I don’t get to elect the assholes who run it, the bigger issues to deal with will be all the unnecessary adjustments to the Texas State Constitution. These are all an easy vote of “no,” to all despite how beneficial some may be. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. Much like the proposition game played in California, making people vote on changing the Constitution here is the legislature is a bait-and-switch trick. The ones I always hate are all the exceptions to former service members. Look, I get you sacrificed yet remember, you volunteered, you’re not entitled to a discount on everything since I know the majority of you never saw combat, such as my Hard Right cousin; the one who talks as if he were in Team Seal Six yet was just a mechanic.

The rest of you, get out there! The Forces of Stupid and Big Jesus rarely stay home.

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Welcome to November 2021!

Originally I was going to celebrate the fortieth anniversary of Call of Cthulhu debuting as a roleplaying game but it wouldn’t be sincere. I’ve only played the game a few times and I am trying to get more familiar with it because the Pandemic has made me a little more appreciative of good Horror flicks: Beyond the Black Rainbow, A Quiet Place and Alien. Plus my friends Mark B and Lester have stronger ties to the game and setting established by HP Lovecraft. The objective is to be ready to host an event for ChupacabraCon ’22.

Instead I wanted to celebrate a comic book character who is close to my heart and took many years of development to make him not a weak Batman clone, Green Arrow!

I discovered Green Arrow (secretly millionaire playboy Oliver Queen) as a kid in the Seventies while watching the Super Friends airing on Saturday mornings via ABC. He was a guest star during an episode in which some goofy villain decided to shrink everybody on Earth to about a few inches tall. Green Arrow saved the other superheroes with scalable archery skills. I always remembered the sequence when he’s fighting off ants on the front seat of his jeep by hurling a quarter at them. Thanks to HBO Max, I recently re-watched this horrendous animation from the mid-Seventies. It doesn’t hold up but when you’re seven, it never mattered. Seeing these characters talk and move on our old black and white TV was amazing.

When I got older and comic books were undergoing their commercial transformation in the Eighties (the rise of direct sales, aka dedicated comic-book stores), Green Arrow was a character I grew more interested in thanks to Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight. It seems that he and Batman had numerous arguments about…well, everything. While Bruce Wayne became Batman to defend the innocent, root out evil and avenge his parents, his means were too authoritarian to Oliver’s liking. Ergo, they bickered frequently in JLA comics. Bring in Hawkman, an alien cop from a dictatorship, probably watches Faux News and the Justice League quickly becomes a crappy debate show on cable with them.

Anyway, a huge reason for Oliver’s politics being more to the Left of his contemporaries is thanks to the writer/editor Denny O’Neil who joined DC in the late Sixties. Denny passed away last year and as per my obit of him, I mentioned how he had been a journalist covering what was really happening. From his past experiences, he injected more real-world-issue stories into the comics he wrote. The most famous run he had was the brief Green Lantern/Green Arrow book. When it was assigned to him, Green Lantern was on the chopping block at DC. He chose to revamp the title by having Oliver team up with Hal Jordan as they battled poverty, overpopulation, sexism, racism and drug addiction as they hitchhiked across America, resisting the urge to utilize their superhero abilities. In today’s slang, some would say Green Arrow was “woke” and taught his friend Green Lantern to stop defending the status quo.

Despite the great artwork of Neal Adams and more accurate dialog, this stint didn’t do very well when it first hit the newsstands. I think it was ridiculed yet hard to tell. Comic books still had limited distribution compared to today so publishers weren’t sure when they had a hit or a flop for months. When direct-sales started to be the norm in the late Eighties, the O’Neil/Adams stories were reprinted and found their audience. I have a copy. They’re a tad silly and over-the-top by today’s standards. However, they remain a great demonstration of how comics progressed and evolved in storytelling. Most importantly, Denny instilled Oliver Queen with a different personality, separate motivations and an attitude which finally made the Green Arrow a unique character and not Batman with a Robin Hood theme.

To my annoyance, DC couldn’t leave well enough alone and chose to replicate Miller’s success from The Dark Knight Returns by having Mike Grell change practically everything about Green Arrow. He moved to Seattle. He changed his outfit to what resembles the TV show (more later). He got rid of the gadget arrows, went with standard killing ones. He became hellbent on revenge/justice. Grell’s run carried on for the latter Eighties and I think into the early Nineties. I had no interest after I saw how The Longbow Hunters was illustrating this; the miniseries revamping the character in what I just described.

The Nineties also weren’t very good to Green Arrow. DC killed him off. Had his missing son Connor Hawke and/or his former ward Speedy/Roy Harper take his place. I had stopped bothering with comics as my new life in Austin kept me swamped until my return in 1998. Friends who are more knowledgeable can probably confirm what I suspect was DC’s plan as 2000 approached, a new generation of people would take the mantle left behind from the B-list heroes. Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman will never change.

Mediocre mini-series followed, especially Kevin Smith’s boring take. The only thing DC always kept was Green Arrow being the first new member recruited by the Justice League every time it rebooted with yet another core team, the exception being the soft reboot in 1986 when Justice League was a humorous comic. DC did try to make Green Arrow a foundational title when they restarted their whole universe in 2011. This time he was younger. No facial hair. Trying to juggle a Microsoft-like corporation. His real identity acted like a jackass bro. The gadget arrows were back. It just didn’t work. I found him rather unlikeable. I think it ended after a couple years and Green Arrow just appears in other titles or miniseries.

Lastly is the hit TV show Arrow. I like and I hate at the same time. I like it for all the fictional guests (Bronze Tiger, Count Vertigo) and real (John Barrowman). I like it for how its success led to the rise of other successful shows: The Flash, Supergirl and Legends of Tomorrow. I hate it for how the show reverted everything to what the original comic’s problem was…Green Arrow is a discount Batman. The city is dark, grimy and crime-ridden. The Queen Family has an ugly secret. The beard on the rainbow is Green Arrow getting everybody else’s enemies as arch-nemeses: Ra’s al Ghul (Batman), the League of Assassins (Batman and other Kung-Fa-based) and Deathstroke (Teen Titans). The show’s pacing was painfully slow too. It fueled my ex-wife’s criticism of the show being a soap opera in tights. How right she was. It was a chore to watch and I’ve never made it through the third or fourth season.

Green Arrow isn’t a gloomy, angst-ridden guy. He’s a more happy-go-lucky type. He has blind spots as all Liberals do (myself included). Admittedly, the Errol Flynn look Neal Adams gave him would make the secret identity a sham (point taken). I just am tired of superheroes needing to follow the tired, crappy, Hot Topic-driven Burton-Snyder model. Is it better than no TV show? OK, you got me. I will just hope that one day, Denny’s vision will one day return be it animated or live action.

Happy 80th Birthday Green Arrow/Oliver Queen!

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Joined Planet Fitness, neither a trick nor treat

While the world, especially Amerika, continues to sit on its collective thumbs on what to do, what to open, etc. I finally gave up and joined the Planet Fitness a few blocks from my house since I seriously doubt the January deadline will happen. The pro-spreader attitude of promoting FreeDumb in Texas will continue to make things a mess and trust me, we will have another massive power grid failure. Forecasts for this Winter are pointing toward more rain/snow/ice than usual.

I know Planet Fitness is often a lazy target for comedians, usually over its cleanliness which I’m guessing is an exaggeration given my first pair of visits. The place’s overuse of purple can make you a bit sick. So far I don’t mind it. Free Wi-Fi. The locker room isn’t freezing and smells like a dirty sock (this would be the YMCA near my job). I just wish they didn’t have all those TVs in front of me when I’m on the indoor cycle. Even when they’re not tuned to Faux News, the other corporate-excuse for “information,” is annoying. PF uses Precor equipment which isn’t as nice as the gear my employer’s gym uses; you can watch cable TV directly on them.

The upsides are better though. I recently bought the new Apple Watch 7, see if my Oxygen-blood levels matter. Jennifer said it isn’t such a big deal. Most people run between 95-100 percent. Given how heavy I’ve gotten (don’t ask), I wouldn’t be surprised if mine is closer to the 95 level as I get winded easily from a couple flights of stairs. I’m definitely going gangbusters from one angle, I bought up a slug of same-colored towels from Target. I just don’t understand how many people just go home to shower, getting all the sweat and ick on their car seats as they stink up the vehicle with funk.

Next up. Revising the spreadsheet I’ve tracked everything in for over 10 years. I have a sad feeling, I’m going to find some glaring errors auditing it.

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Why you shouldn’t let your car get too dirty

Seems appropriate since I spotted this while leaving a comedy show and the people of Austin are rather puckish.

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Before McRib returns, here’s Biden’s Nothing Burger

As you can see, it was downsized into a Manchin Unhappy Meal. Again, I have NO REGRETS voting for Sanders. Anyone who thinks you can negotiate with Amerika’s domestic terrorists while being undermined by their “moderate” sympathizers, is a fucking fool and in Grampa’ Brunch’s condition…senile.

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Best obscure Star Trek costume-reference EVER!

The fan who did this one was a genius! Even though the alien was only shown once and on a rather lame and early episode…”The Corbomite Maneuver,” (sad I know it), which also had Cliff Howard as the guest star…its picture was often shown in the closing credits. When I was a smaller kid, it scared the crap out of me because Star Trek was also shown late at night on Channel 3 (WCIA, Champaign, IL). Today, it’s funny and Futurama did a similar joke with poor Kif when the primary cast of Star Trek were the guests.

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Call first, there might be a line…

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