RIP Willard Scott

With my 6000th post coming up and not sure what it’d cover, I did want to avoid anything  that’s a downer. However, I don’t remember Mr. Scott in such a light. Sure he was more of an entertainment factor for my grandma who shared the elderly’s obsession with the weather in place nowhere close to where she lived. The guy was really pure joy in the rather dull, stodgy Today Show NBC has had around since the late Forties, maybe it began during WWII; broadcast TV in the US slowly rolled out in 1939.

Mr. Scott originally got into show business as the first Ronald McDonald but the infamous clown was the invention of the DC-franchise holder, not Ray Kroc. I learned from the podcast Business Wars, Ronald’s costume was nothing like what we’re accustomed to when the fast-food chain took the character national. I imagine Mr. Scott was probably an employee at a local station doing those multiple jobs many used to do until the Seventies: the weather man at night, the clown hosting old cartoons in the afternoon and writing ad or news copy throughout the day.

He certainly enjoyed the role he landed in 1980. Goofy costumes at times. Calling out old people’s birthdays on national TV was something of his trademark. I was a teenager and college student while he was at the prime of his career. Obviously, I was with the David Letterman crowd poking fun at him. Now I’m an adult and I’m glad he embraced his job, poo poo’ing the critics, naysayers and ridiculers. Mr. Scott sincerely loved what he was doing and you could see it in his face, deeds and behavior. He will be greatly missed by everybody, not exclusively by my grandma wanting to see how cold it gets in Fargo, ND.

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Happy 6000th Post and Star Trek Day!

One of my favorite TV shows and shared universes celebrates being on the air for 55 years! It’s amazing it ever existed given how much NBC behaved like they never wanted the darned thing. Then history repeated itself with Next Generation but I’m glad it gained its momentum while still being syndicated as it gave birth to three more spinoff shows. There was a short break for about a decade while Hollywood thought we needed the shitty reboot films which demonstrated how the current wunderkind didn’t know shit about the franchise or how to make a film with a plot.

Today, I’d say we’re at overkill thanks to Paramount+. Picard was solid until the ending. Discovery is a chore to watch whenever Rainn Wilson’s Mudd isn’t around. Lower Decks I haven’t seen and I remain skeptical about Star Trek being inherently funny. Strange New Worlds appears interesting yet I dislike shows set in the “past.” Like Enterprise, either it’s hemmed in by what happens in the “future,” or more often, the writers just make shit up contradicting the stuff which was pretty established. I do like the Burnham character very much and her being raised by a Vulcan family is great. Just why does it have to be Spock’s parents? There’s never been a mention of an adopted sister. Audiences both diehard and novice can follow Star Trek if a different Vulcan family adopted such a cool heroine. 

I know, I know, it’s just pretend. Given how the Klingons were “re-imagined” into Space Orcs, Paramount+ is definitely destroying the maxim of “bad Star Trek is better than no Star Trek.” If it’s J J Abrams dumbing it down, I think I can live with the reruns until somebody who can do it better comes along. A new Nicholas Meyer, Harve Bennet or DC Fontana is what I think it will take to save Discovery from its mess and dependency on pissing away Ace-card enemies: the Terran Empire, the Borg and Section 31.

Well, it’s great to finally make it to 6000 posts! I think the past versions of me wouldn’t be too shocked to find out how much I like writing. I was bitten by the letter-writing bug in 1982 at age 14 and being a stranger in Houston. Being born 10 years later? I think the 1992 14-year-old me would be addicted to e-mail; I still miss it outside of work. Mills and Gen Z are in for a shock, e-mail isn’t going away if you want a job with decent wages, none of this Twitch or SMS bullshit. Not sure which medium a 2002 or 2012 teenage version of me would pursue. I can see 2002 going with a blog, they weren’t passé yet nor was the smart phone the preferred solution. There are days I miss making my newsletters and fake magazines I used to do, sometimes they came with a mixtape!

Speaking of the mixtapes (aka WMAG/KMAG), I’m nearing the end of the original 20 I put together in the Nineties as they pop up wherever you can download/listen to podcasts. A quick thank you to my friend and Gifts of the Maggi engineer Kathy for increasing the KMAG brand’s distribution by submitting my over 100 varying episodes to additional sources: Google, Amazon, etc. OK, where am I going? Yes. The original 20 will end and I thought about starting new ones. The burning question was, do I continue with 21 and go forward…or do I start over, doing a hard reboot like I mock previously? The decision was to continue at the suggestion of my friend, co-worker and only active listener Cyril. You all had your chance to participate in a poll but screw it. I vowed in 1986 to push forward against Classic Rock, not going to stop now.

Get ready for the return of KMAG! It’s been 25 years and the pool of material to work from has probably increased five fold; when KMAG 20 was made, I owned roughly 1000 CDs. Today, my music collection nears 5000 CDs alongside vinyl I can digitize and downloaded sources. Things begin next month, what used to be called Rocktober.

Thanks for reading this. Now it’s time to keep writing, reviewing, watching, whatever it takes to get to 7000 posts and other upcoming milestones. Now if I could find a way to get the Comments to keep pace.

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Texas Snitch Site still on the move, rejected by Nazis!

To be fair to Epik, the host declined to help the Snitch Site not over the abortion issue but its collection of personal information and we know the White Power/Neo-Nazi movement requires secrecy. Remember, every identified asshole from Charlottesville lost their jerbs, as they should, until they attend rehab to renounce so a horrendous belief.

The picture above is a different spin I have ready to ask the Forced Life movement. Mine is, “OK, so no more abortions. How many non-White children are you planning to adopt to prove you really mean this?” You then watch their brains freeze as they try to load a right-wing talking point to respond with or a quote attributed to their imaginary friend in the sky. Anecdotally, there’s no problem getting a couple lined up to adopt a White baby since the queue is years long and certain denominations/religions are at the ready to keep the offspring in their camp to prevent sagging numbers.

Let’s see if the cowardly and inept Democrats in Washington do something about this or will they do their usual move. Just blow through for fund raising while leaving us to suffer at the hands of Rednecks and Bullies.

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Summer 2021 is over today

My electric bill won’t agree about it for at least another month. I would hate to see how bad it would be if I didn’t have a NEST thermostat. I recently had to reprogram it, what a nuisance and something I should’ve done years earlier…no wait, should’ve done once we’d be all stuck working from home; all the temperatures I have it programmed to follow are flipped. It was frustrating over the first week, now it seems to be flowing well or it trained me on what to expect.

In Austin, Labor Day means little since Texas is a Right-to-Screw-You state and Summer continues for another solid month. The latter is alright with me. Sure, I used to enjoy the crisp, semi-cold mornings in the Midwest requiring a jacket which you didn’t need by the sweltering afternoon. It just meant, the cold, wet and icy rain that would happen all day was on the horizon before snow around Thanksgiving. I can enjoy the memory better through eating the food.

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Texas Snitch Site flees to join host for The Daily Stormer

I wouldn’t say the commercial web-host companies were exactly righteous, upstanding netizens or concerned Americans, Kapitalism often sides with oppressors unless it results in negative press/attention; see the US firms caught working with the Nazis. GoDaddy didn’t have a problem during the site’s first month of existence in August.

Now that the host got exposed for helping create an army of Dale Gribble’s who think they’ll be Dog the Bounty Hunter, the Forced Life camp just went directly to Epik, a company in Eastern Washington state where The Daily Stormer spews its hate. If you don’t recognize the name, it’s a primary site for the American Nazi movement and its allies. I’m pretty confident the Nazis have some computer people dedicated to their sick cause to help fight denial-of-service attacks and to parse out the flood of fictitious leads.

The “Liberal” Media won’t really try too hard to go expose how the “Pro” Life movement is comfortable bunking with the Nazis. Can’t show these sickos’ true colors, they must keep up the false narrative of there being “two sides” to the debate when there’s many and the Pro Uber Alles division is demented. We all know what they want. No abortions for poor people in order to keep them poor. Rich and “religious” hypocrites will still get them. Remember, the Big Jesus camp sided with Girth Vader despite him paying for at least a couple to avoid further blackmail from hookers. They also want to defund sex education and make sure nobody has access to birth control, rich people/religious exemptions will remain in effect. Someone please expose them on this front!

Me? I’m going to ask them to their face, “Just how many unwanted babies, especially non-White ones, will you be adopting to help out?”

Before I close, here’s another fact to point out to them to blow their minds. They say all babies are special. It’s their god’s plan for a child of incest or rape to exist/happen. When Hitler came to power as Chancellor in Germany, he promoted a policy of eliminating people classified as “defective.” It wasn’t just a extreme plot point in Amazon’s disappointing The Man in the High Castle, they really did this and they weren’t humane in their means.

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Taming the backyard, phase two

One major nuisance are some onions growing wild

Above is the first major view from the porch! It may not look like much but I blame the Sun pounding down on the ground. Trust me, I’m making progress. The immediate goal is to clear out a “moat” around the house so I can access the AC system more easily.

Way back and to the right is a bench destroy by trees

Progress was slowed by a couple factors today. My new chainsaw kept getting the chain blade pulled off track by various crap: dense vegetation gets caught in the gear compartment; somehow these stupid-ass Christmas lights found a way to jam it up too.  The good part? I have gotten really skilled at taking the chainsaw apart and getting the chain blade secured to the “track” part. Thankfully I own pruning shears to cut the chickenwire down wrapped around a pillar with those damned lights. Some of these weeds are also part limbo dancer as they lean down, avoiding my lawnmower’s blades. Maybe I need to get it sharpened. I’m discovering numerous rocks among the trash hidden amongst the weeds/grass. Next weekend/opportunity, I think I will just spend the day picking up trash, etc. to give the lawnmower a clear path to kick some ass.

I sent a text message to my neighbor Niko to put out feelers regarding a woodchipper. Throwing these pieces away through my trash company will take forever. Converting these skunk tree pieces into something more usable like mulch would be fantastic.

Leave a comment if you think I should tackle cleaning up the porch or continue killing the rogue weeds/grass in my backyard. Remember, the 600th comment wins a prize!

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Same address for 20 years!

I wish I could time travel back to around the days I was in high school during one of the many heartbreaking, painful moves. Of all of them, I’ll go with when we left Houston for Indicrapolis in February 1984. I would like to tell my 15-year-old self and say, don’t cry or be angry about this one for long.

“First, the old man will foolishly panic, take a job in North Dakota in a year. Then save your anger and grief for when your mother pisses away a chance to move to Tampa Bay several months after that.”

Obviously, the young wiseass will respond, thanks for nothing! Is it going to suck from now on? I’d jump in:

“Dude, it will get better. I won’t spoil it for you, college is going to rock because your parents will barely be around to ruin it. After you graduate, one immediate dream will come true. Finally, you’re going to return to Texas, it just won’t be Houston. It will be better and believe it or not, Austin. Now before you blurt back all the bullshit your mother said when she visited in 1983, it’s going to be way better in the future. Best of all, it will become your home and this gypsy crap your parents embrace will end. Oddly, they’re going to keep moving a while longer until they settle in a place as weak as Indicrapolis.”

Being at the same address for longer than three years is probably alien to all my friends too. I think most have moved more often than me, including picking up and going to other states and one left the country, he was lucky.

I still remember the day I closed. So much paperwork. Getting the keys was awesome! No more keys now, I replaced the locks with a keypad. It smelled like wet paint. Moving the following weekend was probably the easiest relocation too. I paid a pair of dudes with a truck and trailer. They only handled the heavy things: appliances, furniture. I recall having a month left on the apartment to tackle the boxes of crap. Bringing Molly, Miette and Wicca to the house later was fun! They dashed out of the carriers to go explore, smell places and tried to get accustomed to all the space.

Today, Chez Maggi needs a ton of work. Years of neglect, infighting, shoddy workmanship and finally evicting a hoarder (you know who) with the other back in recovery (me, I was about a year “sober” when we met) have led to a bold agenda. Jennifer has good ideas. I’m ahead on a couple: new room last year, new fridge last year, one toilet was replaced with a low-water model about a decade ago and some nice people gave us the stove I have a while back as well. I think the biggest undertaking will be pulling out all the horrible, horrible carpeting and replacing it with easier to clean flooring.

In the interim, as I get the place ready for when Jennifer’s lease expires in late January 2022, I have cleaned up the kitchen! The living room and backyard are back n’ forth chores. If the weather is decent, I use my new gear to kill the jungle in the back before noon, when it starts to really get hot in Austin. If it’s raining or there are no plans, I pick away at the living room piece by piece.

Thanks for continuing to send mail to me at the right address! Thanks for sticking by me! And to all of you who never got to come inside, nor have a chance to spend the night, José I’m talking directly to you, your chance it going to come in 2022!

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Not really a problem until next year for me

I’m mixed about my return to the campus in October getting pushed back to January. I miss my veal-fattening pen and its perks. However, they weren’t really going to be open or at full capacity. Ergo, what’s the point? It is nice to spend the time with my cats plus I really cut back on eating lunch at fast food. One ritual I have is making pasta-based dishes in semi-bulk on the weekends; next up, sandwich things. I also discovered the joys of thin-crust HEB-based pizzas; they’re done in 12 minutes which lets me eat sooner while I enjoy my Cartoon Network/Simpsons break!

Now if I got to have a flexible, hybrid setup. I would take it. There are days I would like to be home: a cat is sick, I’m not feeling 100%, the roads are icy/flooded, I want to finish some laundry over my lunch break. They just better not mess with what I consider my below-industry-standard salary. I can’t see why they can’t do this for me. My primary workstation is a portable, I live alone, the cats aren’t a security risk and I have been a reliable employee when left alone. I haven’t even missed a complete day in (checking my personal calendar)…127 straight days. One co-worker recently had permission to work in another city temporarily due to a family emergency. If the stars align, I would appreciate it very much should Jennifer land this contracting gig in DC or Vermont, the latter is close to Boston, a place I’ve never been.

There was a recent push for people to voluntarily move to the new, third campus in…Raleigh-Durham, aka, Really Dullhum. I escaped the Indicrapolis of the East 23 years ago, I hardly think it has improved. I wouldn’t go if my life were threatened and/or they paid me a helluva’ lot more.

Meanwhile, it is interesting to see people fighting back across Amerika. We’ve been at a breaking point in which employers need to stop being inflexible, stingy assholes. Child care is a huge drain on Americans’ time and money. Numerous cities, especially Austin, lack any decent public transportation and Texas continues to double down on more and more toll roads, congestion only worsens along with air quality. Others have realized, their jobs suck and aren’t worth it. A while back, I think it was the stuffy Economist brought up how the 1917-19 Pandemic led to not just social change, aka the Roaring Twenties, but risk taking blossomed. The Dollop covered a story about some doofus who tried to monetize his backwards walk around the world since the more impressive stuff has been done: wing walking, flagpole sitting, dancing on the ledges of skyscrapers. I would have to agree. Women cut their hair short. Weight loss began to be a thing after centuries of obesity meant wealth and success. The world got smaller as movies and radio became more ubiquitous. Most of all, the American vets from WWI saw the horrors of the European conflict and figured, life is too short to play it safe. The contemporary authors agreed.

My immediate and long-term concern? Will this lead to a positive revolution on how work is compensated, handled, etc. Namely, as the greedy, short-sighted Boomers die off and Gen X/Mills take the wheel, will Amerika finally catch up to its European cousins on socio-economic programs? Will there be true, better innovations across the spectrum of human endeavors? Namely, can we lessen the pain we’re all going to suffer with Climate Change’s recent (I’d say past) arrival?

It looked pretty good in the Roaring Twenties until the Stock Market Crash of 1929, putting the world into the Great Depression, an economic downturn lasting over a decade in the West. All the problems were swept under the rug too. Two banks a week were going insolvent. Inequality grew while horrible race riots took place everywhere. Organized Crime became powerful enough to operate overtly. A disastrous flood made its way through the Mississippi River ecosystem, prompting people to say, shouldn’t the Federal Government help coordinate a response. Lastly, my favorite, the irrational fear of Communists at home because the Soviet Union existed. The Republicans were put in charge and they screwed the pooch as they said, “The business of America is business.” Yup, their failures here and abroad helped fuel the Soviet, Fascist and Nazi movements throughout the West which took WWII to partially resolve.

I seriously hope the younger generations help turn things around or for once, this may be the end of humanity (at worst) or what I think it will be, the dawn of a new Dark Age.

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1981: Austin Chronicle starts

When I first moved to Austin, I definitely got hooked on the Austin Chronicle and even said, if they had more comics with TV listings, you don’t need to buy the pro-Cancer (aka “Growth”) rag know as the Austin American-Statesman, a sad excuse of a daily paper. The Statesman is hardly a newspaper, it’s just another Monopoly board piece for a shitty, greedy hedge fund.

Times have changed though. The Internet exploded from its infancy in 1994 and I’m glad the weekly is rolling with it. I continue to pick up a physical copy out of habit in pro-COVID times. Now I’m getting accustomed to the e-mail alerts to push me toward their site to read the larger stories. It used to be movie and concert listings. No more need. I only go to Alamo, so their site has me covered. Ditto for the concert venues. I was never a fan of their film reviews since I find their tastes pretentious and lopsided on certain variables.

Personally, I’m surprised they didn’t file for bankruptcy when this former co-worker I knew from the dorm joined their staff. She (remaining nameless) was a lazy, piece of shit, lying thief who embezzled from the workplace. However, I’m confident she plays her “minority” status as cover for having a broken moral compass.

Back to why I do enjoy the Chronicle.

They do more for the community than other publications and they’re more transparent. One element happens to be political endorsements, something the dying newspaper business has been dodging. With them, who are they crappin’? We know the “publishers” want the Republicans and the NeoLiberals, the assholes who made their flagging empires possible in the past. The Chronicle leaning to the left isn’t a surprise. They just make a better argument and even when they’re conflicted, they’ve said so. A great example about a decade ago was the city-wide smoking ban. At first they endorsed “for/pro,” with all the health concerns, litter and overall quality of life. They followed with why they were torn and elaborated on the “against” point: some staffers still smoke, smoking goes hand in hand with drinking and the lame claim of “my lungs, my choice.” Too bad the “against” stance forgot how smoking creeps into everyone else’s lungs and belongings. As I say with ammosexuals, the right to wave your fist around ends where my nose begins; and your cancer cloud doesn’t abide any more than bullets.

Enough about the Chronicle‘s politics. They do story-writing contests. They have polls on what’s the best whatever in Austin. I believe they were instrumental in creating SXSW…for better or worse. They make recommendations for day trips. They’re always welcoming to new restaurants and bars.

They may only be 40 today but they’re very much a cornerstone of Austin as they outlasted at least two competitors that tried to step on their turf. In 1994, the Statesman had a comically awful attempt called the XL Section every Thursday (same day as the Chronicle) or was it Friday? It died a few years later. Sadly, The Onion had a printed edition but this was a serious mis-step 10 years ago; a clear majority of their readers are on online so they were squeezed out for the evaporating ad money.

Congratulations! May you continue for another 40 years in whatever medium is the flavor du jour should I be 93. Most of all, I hope you’re around to cover and hold a Democratic Governor’s feet to the fire. We all know, the Republicans couldn’t give a crap unless you were a Koch brother.

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[adult swim] is now 20

I talked about it in greater length a decade ago here. Amazingly, the part-time network is still going strong despite all the cord cutting because I think [adult swim] has made the transition to streaming. If not, it’s made a good argument to get HBO Max. Oddly, anything new on HBO Max isn’t getting labeled as an [adult swim], DC Comics or HBO production. It’s odd. I would’ve put the new J G Quintel show Close Enough in this camp as it has no appeal to kids.

What has changed since 2011? The biggest one would be Rick and Morty. A cartoon so successful, the main characters got to be in a Simpsons couch gag pretty quickly. With the Fox and Disney merger, I figure the days of recycled Fox cartoons (Bob’s Burgers, Family Guy) will run down. American Dad is a mystery as it moved to TBS but I don’t know if Fox TV remains the primary producer. I don’t [adult swim] has much to fear. They lost Loren Bouchard to Fox (again, Bob’s Burgers), the Sealab 2021 team to FXX (Archer) while Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim are landing roles in mainstream films…I think the talent pool will grow. With the rise of streaming the boundaries of time limits American TV imposed from day one are breaking and it gives everybody a chance to do something riskier than even cable would try.

Yet the beloved channel has succumbed to the same gripe I have with the rest of cable. Too many fuckin’ ad breaks pushing the same crap repetitively, I’m giving you the bird AT&T; plus it pads 90% of the time with stuff I’ve seen a few times. I applaud their courage in taking on Tuca & Bertie like they did with Home Movies 20 years ago. They just need to push onward through HBO Max, screw cable since I will eventually blow through all the best stuff in the back catalog. Give it another year if they could secure the rights to other past stars that got a new life: Oblongs, Mission Hill and Baby Blues.

On to the next 10 years!

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When entering Texas, set your watch back 150 years

It’s all over the news and of course Twitter, probably FeceBook (I don’t miss it), so on. Being a Bernie supporter (no regrets), but not an unreasonable one (not a Bro); it’s all our fault as per the lazy, knee-jerk logic of the Brunch Party. Nevermind they circled the wagons around a shitty candidate who spent more time measuring the drapes in the White House or got another Wall Street bitch. They forget how McConnell can and does throw sand in the gears, as he did in 2016 to prep the seat for a rapist. I’m pretty confident he could’ve kept it up for all of HRC’s crap term. Now with a 6-3 Regressive Majority, Roe v. Wade may be undone as this bizarro Texas law goes into effect since the 5-4 decision showed what partisan hacks they’ve always been. Does anybody with a brain ever thought SCOTUS had integrity, especially with the Dredd Scott or Plessy v. Ferguson decisions?

Here’s another factor for why the Brunchers can stop whining and shut the fuck up. Like their Republican-MAGAt adversaries, they failed Civics 101. The Democrats in Congress need to get off their collective asses, stop fund-raising (whoring) for 10 minutes and work on a national law to protect abortion from states run by Republican dictators. They have  had the opportunity since Casey to do something. If there’s someone to blame, it would be the Brunch Party consisting of the Clintons, Obama, Pelosi, Reid and Schumer.

Let me fill you in on why the asinine law is truly worrisome. Firstly, it doesn’t ban abortion like the GOP’s thousand other tries, hence the five shitbags on SCOTUS could play the rule-weasel game in not reviewing its constitutionality. It isn’t enforced by the Texas’ government per se so there’s nobody for NARAL, Planned Parenthood or the ACLU to sue. Secondly, it’s a law allowing any person to sue someone involved in an abortion taking place after six weeks with a reward of ten grand, plus court costs. The level of proof for suing is pretty weak too; translation, the GOP figures to drown abortion providers in court costs, aka SLAP suits, defending false accusations. Now throw in the other law allowing any dickhead over 18 being allowed to own a gun without training or a license. You got it! Texas will be overrun with religious ammosexual zealots playing bounty hunter instead of their usual game of army man. These yahoos can sue the doctors, the nurses, the drivers (but not Uber/Lyft, they have the legislature in their pocket), the list goes on in how spurious and ridiculous this will get. I predict, there will be at least a couple murders as a result of this lethal combination.

What’s the plan now? Beyond waiting for SCOTUS to rule on the upcoming Mississippi case (a bigger moron/bully gathering point)? Protesting does nothing. The Republicans find shame to be an alien concept ever since they elected St. Reagan. Expanding SCOTUS to restore a balance or the will of the people is doomed since Biden shares the tradition delusion, plus call back to McConnell and the DINOs. Legislation is what I’m afraid will be the long-term solution but not until the Boomers are booted from office. Meanwhile, I think Amerika is going to have a new Underground Railroad to the Free States. Whoa! Yes, what a perfect setup to really stick it to SCOTUS to chip away the excuses defending them. I need to ask the lawyers I know if the Texas law is unenforceable across state lines.

To the Brunchers, I ask you this. You can either join me in the fight or you can continue sitting around bitching, blame throwing as you’ve done for 21 years like Eric Alterman. I’m fighting.

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September 2021 is here but school starting varies

Back in July, I celebrated Aliens turning 35. In honor of starting Marquette 35 years ago, I decided to go with Rodney Dangerfield’s most successful movie. I tweaked the colors to be more in line with my alma mater. It’s not his best sadly. His best as the lead would be Easy Money and obviously Caddyshack in the ensemble. School is amusing but the movie is really the kinder, gentler, PG-13 Rodney for a larger audience. Plus, why did he dye his hair blonde? He looked just great with the silver/gray.

In his defense, the movie’s jokes do hold up and it’s probably shown to death on Comedy Central and all the zombie cable channels that have to fill time. He sadly never captured the same success with Ladybugs or Meet Wally Sparks. He definitely didn’t disappoint as Mr. Burns’ lovechild on The Simpsons and what a performance in the uneven, heavy-handed Natural Born Killers. Rodney was perfect in the role of Juliette Lewis’ creepy, pervy father. I knew he could act yet holy cow. Seeing him trying to seduce his own daughter was unnerving. Not only because it was Rodney Dangerfield, he was incredibly convincing.

Anyway, I miss Rodney! I miss the thrill of a new semester of school and the promise it always had. Probably why I enjoy going to office supply stores or equivalent at Target.

Welcome September! Or what we call it in Austin. The last full month of Summer.

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The Ultimate Eighties Photo…August 2021

Those three together in one place could cause an Eighties Singularity to form!

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RIP Ed Asner

It was sad to hear about Ed’s passing while Kathy and I were in the middle of working on our podcasts. He was a helluva’ person! Not just a great heavy in movies/TV, but a person who put his money where his mouth was. Unlike St. Reagan and Charlie Heston, Ed still got good work while being president of SAG/AFTRA.

He was also a Renaissance man who never forgot what the rest of Americans do before he became a famous actor. As for the label, he could do Comedy, Action, Drama and voice work. He played Santa in six different things: Elf, Regular Show, The Ellen Show, Olive the Other Reindeer, The Story of Santa Claus and Highway to Heaven. Ed was definitely the guy to go for a gruff Santa.

I will just go with the elephant in the room. Ed will forever be known as the grizzled, world-weary Lou Grant. The news director at Mary Tyler Moore’s struggling TV station for eight seasons. Then he transformed his SitCom-based curmudgeon into a drama-based character. Lou was the same even if the surroundings weren’t for another five seasons. I grew up with watching both. The influence was strong on my brother and me, when my brother received The Adventure People TV New Crew set, we always agreed to name the action figure pictured above Ed or Lou, ignoring the box saying he was a cameraman called Jeff. Since he was often part of numerous Space Operas with our Star Wars figures, Lou was usually cast an elder person filled with wisdom. I do recommend watching both shows. Ed would continue to do the character in all the Mary spinoffs, Roseanne and one we could assume was him in The Simpsons. Why not? James L Brooks worked on all these beloved shows. I loved the time he led a raid on a weird mini-universe to rescue Mary (Robin Gross) from being trapped in her Seventies show on SNL, the era before the unfunny skit show only cast Flavor-of-the-Month assholes and artists.

In my adult years, I continued to see his newer and past work. He’s a villain in The Skin Game, what Tarantino stole for Django Unchained. He was the conflicted ship captain in Roots. You’ll catch him as villain of the week in other stuff, often black and white reruns. I loved his voice work in cartoons. Other than being Carl in Up, he was the perfect choice to be Granny Goodness in Superman (Nineties) and JLA (Aughts). Ed was an obvious guest or recurring character for DuckmanGargoyles, Two Angry Beavers, The Wild Thornberrys, Johnny Bravo, King of the Hill (one of Cotton’s old WWII buddies, Stinky) and the evil Ed Wuncler in Boondocks. You could always tell it was him.

Ed was a very political guy too. I followed him on Twitter to the end. Allegedly CBS killed Lou Grant due to Ed being very vocal against St. Reagan dragging us into Latin America’s various civil wars. He gave $500 to Roger Moore when the mediocre filmmaker needed capital to make Roger & Me. Again, he never forgot his time in the trenches of working blue-collar jobs or his family’s business back in Kansas City. Ed was never quiet about his beliefs or positions too. Regardless of any disagreements I may have had with him, I respected him for being consistent unlike today’s NeoLiberal Democrats letting the world burn while they have vanity birthday parties in Martha’s Vineyard. During Christmas Day 2000, the only phone call I answered at my job was his voice on an auto-dialer pushing for the end of the Electoral College. I wish it worked. We all could’ve been spared the horrors of 2016 but it was a crappy auto-dialer if the dumb thing was calling toll-free numbers.

Thanks for everything Ed! You will be immortalized as Lou Grant in a positive way and probably Carl to younger generations. Plus, I want to personally thank you for influencing us to rename and animate an action figure in a positive light!

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These assholes should buy them in bulk

It is a common refrain from the dying and sick taking up all the ICU beds urgently needed for other problems. We truly, truly live in the Stupid Ages thanks to all these graduates from Googling University.

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