President Grant said it best in 1875

President Grant is a tragic figure. Thanks to NeoConfederate lies and their success at rewriting History, “The Lost Cause” bullshit, they also got millions, including me, to believe he was a drunk in office. Nothing could be further from the truth. Some asshole in the Klan probably made it up and found a way to make it stick.

As president, Grant believed in protecting the rights of the recently freed slaves. He did this by sending the Army after the KKK. It worked. Therefore, the shitty compromise to settle the 1876 election to make Hayes the winner; the South got the forces removed and two years later, Congress passed the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878; paving the way for more subtle racism, oppression and Confederate convicts to regain public office.

Not all the ratfucking came from the South, his own party did its share. Grant was the first standing president who chose to run for a third term (not FDR). Many Republicans in the wings were hoping he’d stick with the tradition started by Washington, even the demagogic Jackson said eight years was enough. We could speculate until the sun burns out on the specifics but I’m willing to go with two possible motives. The first involved Reconstruction. It wasn’t finished by any stretch of the imagination, yet most Republicans were more interested in getting rich after being the unchallenged majority for 16 years. This is when they officially admitted to being the Party of Bullies and Rich People. The second was worse, Grant had no future income because he forfeited his Army pension by resigning in 1868 to be the GOP candidate. Keep in mind, a post-presidency becoming the gateway to becoming a millionaire shitbag class doesn’t happen until Eisenhower. Whatever savings Grant had were lost in the 1873 Recession. If the man had a fault, it was having too much trust in friends and allies, many of them screwed him over alongside the American public. Ergo, the NeoConfederates found the perfect narrative to distort into the a century-long lie about the man who does have the right to be on the 50 dollar bill more than the asshole on the 20.

I’m super behind schedule on my plan to read a biography about every president. Jefferson’s has become a chore and life keeps distracting me. I do look forward to checking out Ron Chernow’s take on Grant, the other Republican worthy of respect alongside Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.

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Pre-Cursor to the iPod in 1975

In adjusted dollars, this would cost 200 smackers and you’d still have to provide your own facial hair, blow-dry coiffure, patterned shirt and the bell-bottoms we can assume he’s wearing. It’s amazing how much we’ve managed to miniaturize headphones to the nearly invisible AirPod earbud things.

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1982-83: MTV helped me diversify my musical tastes

The finale for my trilogy covering MTV’s 40th birthday is really a love letter to how the budding network rescued my musical tastes while KLOL educated me on the past and Rock’s modern foundation. I wish I could say that about MTV now. My previous statement is not a dig at today’s popular music since older generations have always crapped on the younger’s. I realized by my thirties, Britney Spears and her vapid contemporaries weren’t designed for me. Their appeal was tailored for those who took my place as I had graduated to the demographic in which radio and TV programming and advertisers are hellbent on selling me appliances.

However, music is lacking on the network by such a name. It has been for maybe half the channel’s lifespan. I find this to be a pisser. Again, MTV doesn’t need to fill its time with videos of my preferred artists, it would just be nice to see them program the way they used to from 1981 to 1986 with contemporary artists. Let Generation Z experience the fun, the joy, the shock, whatever, in how their faves choose to visualize a song. What would do Generation Z one better would be what MTV used to excel at, introducing new artists who can’t get a break thanks to today’s asshole gatekeepers. Who or what today’s gatekeepers are? They’re a mystery thanks to the Internet while the established Media Baronies continue foundering. I’m going to gamble on saying they’re now streaming services, TikTok, YouTube and probably the nouveau riche shitbags known as Influencers. My tutor, FM radio is dead to them. FeceBook is for old people. In their defense, Gen Z’s attention spans aren’t any shorter than the rest of ours, otherwise, successful Pop songs would be under a minute.

My proposal is the story of how MTV saved me from having the same dullard, pedestrian tastes I left behind in Springfield. Admittedly, the place’s FM Pop/Rock station WDBR was pretty excellent. They straddled the pigeon-hole formats of AOR and Top 40 deftly. It’s why I had a hard time adjusting to Houston’s FM choices. Springfield was a little city, WDBR could please enough. Houston was a sprawling metropolis, there were thousands of more people with more stations to profit from diving the audience up. Since the Top 40 station became quickly unbearable, I embraced the premiere AOR-Rock station KLOL while MTV balanced it out.

I quickly leaned more toward what MTV was playing which in those early years were artists from the First Australian Wave led by Men at Work, the New Wave acts of the UK and the random Americans or Canadians who were video savvy. I agree, the programming wasn’t very diverse, MTV catered to White kids in the ‘burbs. Most Black artists were quick to say Michael Jackson didn’t count when “Billie Jean” appeared and MTV didn’t seem interested in this new Rap craze sweeping the east coast, namely the Sugar Hill Gang.  Hell, they even ignored contemporary Black artists who were popular with everyone: Stevie Wonder, Rick James, The Gap Band, Lionel Richie/Commodores, Diana Ross and The Pointer Sisters.

What I loved the most was how MTV seemed to have the scoop on what would be good a few months in advance, before my friends back in Springfield would hear of it. For a few years, I had pretty solid correspondence going on with a classmate named Kim and I often provided her a list of all the cool stuff MTV was premiering. It gave Kim a heads up on to expect from WDBR or WLS. MTV’s programming also tempered KLOL from going off too far into the deep end with Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Rolling Stones and AC/DC. I grew up without the orthodoxy I adopted in college. Before Marquette, I was alright with Duran Duran getting followed by Robert Plant followed by the Pretenders followed by ZZ Top. Hell, KLOL educated me more about the Talking Heads, The Police, The Cars and David Bowie than MTV ever did.

But as I draw this celebration to a close, I want to thank MTV for introducing me to Duran Duran, Split Enz, Berlin, Thompson Twins, Tears For Fears, Squeeze, The Jam, Ultravox, Roxy Music, Sparks, Eurythmics, Talk Talk, Wall of Voodoo, Def Leppard (seriously), INXS, Sherbs, Goanna, Midnight Oil, Sarah McLachlan, Rainmakers, Hoodoo Gurus, OMD, X, English Beat, Modern English, Blotto, They Might Be Giants, Thomas Dolby, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Re-Flex, Mondo Rock, The Cure, Culture Club, Prince (again, seriously), Madness and The Boomtown Rats. Quite an exhaustive list. You may point out, hey, not all of these acts existed during MTV’s salad days. No. A few broke through the transition into a lifestyle channel when they had shows featuring new stuff, especially a favorite I wish to bring back as a podcast, 120 Minutes. I would have a friend with cable videotape it for me every week to help me with music choices during my brief stint programming WMUR.

What will the next forty years be like for MTV? Given how Mills and Gen Z don’t watch TV in the same manner as Gen X, Boomers and older. It has become a zombie but this writer made some suggestions. I think MTV could rethink streaming or better yet, cut out the middle men, the few remaining record labels should cut a deal with Netflix, Hulu or whoever is willing to take a chance. Make blocks of music videos by possible genres to offer. I only wish my demographic was as interested in new things as it was when were young and rebelling.

Thanks for the early Eighties MTV. You saved me from being a typical Central IL Burnout or Meathead, always excited about Ozzy coming to town and not much else.

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RIP Charlie Watts

I’m not much of a Rolling Stones fan, especially after Tattoo You but I usually respected Charlie. He managed to be a founding member and stayed with the band for the rest of his life. Given how many other bands change drummers and bassists, Charlie pulled off a miracle since I don’t think he has many writing credits; a frequent cause of money fights. However, he was loved and admired by hundreds of drummers which upped his credibility. For me, it was how he went on to make the music he personally preferred when the Stones were on hiatus.

Thanks for everything Charlie. You will be immortalized through John Hiatt’s “Slow Turning.” Listen to it and you’ll get it.

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The Post-Retirement roleplaying game

Given that this is a game for the elderly, it still uses the First Edition rules because every class having skills and feats is too new-fangled.

It also comes with a starter adventure which the characters must go on a quest to get to Luby’s before the 4:30 PM dinner rush.

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I’ve earned honor of other Leftists, blocked by Eric Alterman!

Finally figured it out yesterday when I hadn’t seen one of his boring-ass posts about Springsteen on Broadway. Got it confirmed and figured he didn’t care for my question or comment about him shitting on the Squad, which is consistent with him. Although he leans more left than the Brunchers, he loves to join in on blaming Sanders for why Bilary didn’t get to be the first one-term, woman POTUS. I should’ve known since he spent the Dubious Bush years blamethrowing Nader for Gore losing until the Great Equivocator. Meanwhile, I’m sure he’s dusting off his moldy chestnuts for who is responsible on losing the Democrats’ majority in the House next year; the Squad and Sanders. Not the usual gang of idiots who specialize in losing. Oh, he attacks them too yet never has a solution, he can’t, he’s lost in Academia. As the saying goes, those who don’t know…teach.

To be fair to Mr. Alterman, if you strip away his shitty tastes in music (Springsteen, Dylan, The Band), being prickly whenever someone disagrees with him or his background as a trust-fund journalist/clueless Academic, he does write excellent, thought-provoking stuff. I will always recommend What Liberal Media? I remained divided on When Presidents Lie as he showed his hatred of Harry Truman in it. I will always say, he is a prolific, talented writer despite his great distaste for uppity Proles like AOC who upset the current order and his lack of living amongst us unwashed non-New Yorkers, let alone non-Whites.

So what did I write to get blocked by this prickly Liberal? Alterman joined in the chorus of Brunchers saying Bernie supporters and Squad members would blame Black Americans for Nina Turner’s loss in a safe seat. If you recall, it was a race between two Black women; one progressive and one favored by the Establishment. The Brunchers parachuted in to the rescue with money, ads, etc. They succeeded in electing a person who will probably be indicted within a year for her quid pro quos via her boyfriend. It was a bummer. However, the Establishment didn’t think winning was enough, they chose to lecture by saying Black Americans are moderates/centrists and we all need to circle the wagons around Biden’s foundering presidency. Alterman added with his usual anti-Bernie invective, as if he knows shit about the Black vote by claiming they “like” Biden. My comment wasn’t an attack on him (by most reasonable people) as you may see.

Eric, they like this POTUS only b/c he isn’t the other guy but like the last 2 Dems, he’s going 2 let the world burn in the name of incrementalism covered up as “compromise” or “bi-partisanship.” The other party is run by terrorists, they (sic) no point working with them.

I highly doubt he ever read anything else I’ve written not involving his opinions. Given his Gold Medal in blame throwing, he would’ve blocked me sooner. Unlike other pundits I follow; Joe Conason (class act), Charles Pierce, David Sirota (someone Eric probably hates), Eric Boehlert, Bob Garfield and Robert Reich; Alterman has seriously thin skin as I’ve seen much worse thrown at the others. Ergo, he probably doesn’t have many followers anyway and/or he has the time to ask Twitter to do something rather petty.

As for the Black American vote? I’m more willing to go out on a limb and say it’s divided by age, not this monolithic entity tied to Moderates fearing they will have to pay more taxes in order to build a better society. Besides, in the recent path, Moderates weren’t exactly strong allies in the Civil Rights battles in the Sixties, they still aren’t on ending other horrible practices.

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Taming the backyard, phase one

Here lies another reminder of my divorce and my ex’s inability to finish anything she starts, the backyard. When we first got the house, Somara wanted to do all this yard crap and gardening and blah blah. Handling the lawn and yard was her duty while I tackled others in the old Maggi Republic’s division of labor. In the final few years, the excuses happened every Spring-Summer despite my frequent offers to help out: it’s too hot, it’s too overwhelming and other cazzate.

Not any longer, I bought a decent battery-powered chainsaw, a machete and rolled out the lawnmower. What you see above is at least a decent path from the gate (a new fence is in the cards) to the back porch with little to no obstruction. The stump was courtesy of my chainsaw, a helluva lot faster than the machete. I also employed my new tool around the AC unit to alleviate its fight with a couple skank trees messing with it. If they didn’t provide shade, they died. One awful offender we let get by is so large, I’m sure it’s causing the excess condensation under the indoor system. Found out I need a more powerful drill for the stumps. The poison I luckily discovered in the garage requires pretty deep holes for the gunk to go in and then do its thing for four-to-six weeks. Those pictures will come later, like when the whole yard is really clear.

Next weekend, I may just clear the back porch or keep pushing until I get to the back fence. It doesn’t matter too much as this is going to take months. Plus I have to kill a hive of fuckin’ mud-daubers, a form of asshole wasps/hornets.

This is what it has looked like for about five to seven years.

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A great LEGO® solution

A co-worker sent this joke earlier in the week and knew I would love it because, it’s LEGO! I also hate meetings in general, unless it involves pizza, pinball and games! However, I just couldn’t imitate this person’s design. It isn’t symmetrical for starters. I started out with a spare set I have from the Everyone is Awesome set. It got the initial job done but it wasn’t very structurally sound. You need the core bricks, the standard 2 x 4 with the thin pieces to brace stuff up.

After a couple failures, I finally perfected this…

Not only is it symmetrical, there’s a notch for it to grab on to my portable’s lid or top case with the proper amount of weight to keep it even! Thus you get the right headshot for a FaceTime, Zoom, WebEx, whatever conference.

Later, I will get help from the Kragl to keep it from coming apart. You got it, I dropped it a couple times and it shattered despite the special bricks to make it stronger and brace the weak points. I’m not worried about these LEGO pieces being taken out of commission neither. I’m going to enjoy this videoconference solution! The final step will be getting a solid or deep green background for chroma-key usage. Then the avatars could be calling in from anywhere in the universe!

Now I just got inspired to build an iPhone holder for future guests Kathy and I cannot have around physically. Namely friends who live in Europe, the Middle East and obviously faraway cities in the US and Canada. The hard part will be making room for the cabling to run from the iPhone to the audio board; need to ask Kathy if the board provides power to the iPhone which could limit the duration of the interview.

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Minor side trek, my workspace

To be fair, I made the setup/situation worse that it originally was for two reasons. The first was to create the fake drama, the number one rule for “Reality TV,” since my desk wasn’t that much of a disaster. The second was my search for an item to use with the cats to help console a friend whose loyal dog passed.

I got everything cleared out from the bottom, reorganized the power cords, removed any data cables and vacuumed really well. It looked pretty bitchin’.

Then I cleared the desk of everything! Broke out the glass cleaner to give the top a good cleaning but the more stubborn stains (usually drink rings from Starbucks) needed more elbow grease. Double checked for any chips, cracks or anomalies, cleared. Looked as sweet as the day I put it all together.

…and done! Looking really awesome. Tidy. Orderly. I have my little emergency energy/USB hub. Cables dangling over an old iMac that I just keep around for the music and optical drive (you can hear stuff fine, the speakers are on the bottom), oh and to plug in cables I don’t want to lose. Compressed air for rushed cleaning. Fabreze if I pass gas. The remote to the stereo. My pseudo-challenge coins for my teams. Looking fan-tas-tic!

On to more of the living room or the backyard due to the AC unit’s condensation issues being caused all the weeds and skank trees. The kitchen remains pretty immaculate too.

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Horsemen of the Apocalypse had an expansion draft

Twenty years ago, the cartoon Sealab 2021 made its debut and one of the jokes made by Debbie the Teacher was, “Who can tell me what the Internet was and how it almost destroyed the world in the early 21st Century?” Not an exact quote but I have the gist down pretty well. It’s amazing how there’s too many morons who believe every piece of bullshit on the Internet. I’m not perfect. I’ve gotten some things wrong yet I walk away, reading myself to be more vigilant, skeptical and curious to vet stuff.

I can live without the jetpacks and flying cars I was promised in the future. I cannot keep going on with the rampant, willful ignorance that Amerika seems to bask in.

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“Microwave Safe” my ass

I tried to nuke some hot dogs for a quick lunch because it was new comic book day which eats up the bulk of my time off. While I came back to the microwave to get the meat ready for the buns and mustard, I thought the internal light had a short since there was a flash. Nope. It was this “microwave safe” dish popping on fire briefly. The smell was almost as bad as fish or burnt popcorn. I also decided not to chance eating the “cooked” hot dogs.

Avoided a repeat of what happened 20 years ago when I stupidly tried to reheat some leftover french fries while they were in the styrofoam container. It took a couple weeks to be rid of the horrible smell.

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We’ll add not the killing people feature in an update

Obviously, this plays into our upcoming fears about Artificial Intelligence but I think near-future computers will just kick back and wait. We’re doing a pretty good job on our own poisoning the planet.

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Afghanistan nightmare is over, new one coming

I want to make one thing clear, I’ve never been a fan of the 20-year debacle that destroyed thousands of lives and pissed away $2 trillion. Both could’ve been put to so much better use, namely infrastructure and elevating millions out of poverty. Either way, Cap’n Brunch finally did something I could get behind in the 90% realm. Obviously, the Chickenhawk Party will attack and attack and try to make this a talking point in ’22 despite their Girth Vader pushing the same goal. Girth also contributed to the inept, corrupt Afghan government’s fall by releasing 5000 captured Taliban fighters against the insistence of the US and Allied militaries.

Let’s not forget how the Great Equivocator, now pontificating from his Martha’s Vineyard chateau, was always in favor of the hopeless conflict. During his 2008 campaign, he said Iraq was the wrong war, he backed Afghanistan. This was and remains a frequent oversight of his apologists and asskissers.

The propped-up regime falling wasn’t a shock. Its speed at collapsing, that’s the surprise. There was much more for the thieves in Kabul to embezzle. I’ll bet the Taliban were shocked to see how easy it was. Hell, the Soviet-backed government they left behind after 1989 lasted three years before the land was divided warring fiefdoms for four years.

Now we must deal with the guilt of all those people left behind as plane after plane flies out  of an airport named for the first piece of shit prez we propped up. Personally, every person who aided the West should be resettled in the West. Same goes for every Afghan who wants to leave. The Taliban are murderous liars and they’ve learned nothing while in the wilderness. They will return to their brutal ways against women, killing those who won’t follow their sky-cake beliefs and keeping the land a desert on every level. The West’s enemies are already cozying up to the Taliban. Russia and China suppress minorities and their own citizens hourly, the three are birds of a feather. We should punish Pakistan though, they’ve been cooperating with the Taliban for decades. They think those assholes running amuck will keep India at bay…until they seize one of Pakistan’s nukes.

So what will the future hold? I don’t know. True expertise on the area, the peoples and the Taliban is hard to find. I think the roaming bully approach might be the better route. Every time we find out the Taliban has given aid and comfort to our enemies, we just bomb the shit out them, then leave. Not like there’s much to destroy equivalent to what we have but I believe we can make our point. Oddly, we did in the initial days of attacking the Taliban. Where we went wrong was listening to the NeoCons into changing the objective from killing the Taliban until the Taliban only exists in Hell (not genocide, just paraphrasing Admiral Halsey), to nation building. Rebuilding a defeated foe demands a plan, research, cooperation from the survivors, grit and some luck. The latter definitely comes to mind for Germany, Italy and Japan after WWII. Afghanistan? Much like Russia, it’s rotten all the way down to its foundation. Corruption is a way of life. Darth Cheney thinking we could install a Jeffersonian democracy in Afghanistan was sad, sick, sick wet Republican dream.

It has been almost 20 years since al-Qeda punched Amerika and its bloated military in the throat. We’re pretty overdue. Will it come from Afghanistan? Under Cap’n Brunch, not likely. Given the pandemic and our domestic terrorism problems, I think we’ll have something ten times worse than OKC.

Meanwhile, I look forward to welcoming our new Afghan refugee residents to America. About 50 years ago, we took in hundreds, thousands of Vietnamese people as the Northern forces seized control. We should’ve rescued more but with Afghanistan, we could do a better job trying to right a wrong.

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Shaka-laka-boom

I need to watch this episode yet again because I still don’t get it. I tuned it out when it first aired despite the great Paul Winfield returning to the franchise. I have no recollection of it when I tried to binge watch all of Next Generation, this goal came to a grinding hat by the fifth season as the show became Mattlock in Space.

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My temporary tattoo, August 2021 edition

So appropriate with all the anti-vaxx morons who are directly responsible for all those dead children; yes, children can get CV-19 and they always did last year. Now FL, TX and LA have ICUs at capacity. Rumor has it, the only way to get a vacancy is to have another CV-19 positive person die.

It’s frustrating, especially when you have some association with a “resistor.” One friend’s son only believes what he “read on the Internet.” He contracted it late last week. Smooth Move Ex-Lax. I was told the symptoms match a bad cold/flu. Let’s hope it grows no worse because the aftermath has been life-altering effects, namely a heart murmur. Someone else said it best, COVID is an unwanted guest who leaves behind damage you didn’t want. This dumb son did one better, he gave it to my friend who was vaccinated by May. Now my friend is luckily asymptomatic but I think we can safely go out on a limb and say, she’s a carrier to be quarantined until experts say she can leave her house. Given this, I do hope she’s also put near the front of the line for a booster.

Last week, there were anti-mask protestors doing their moronic thing outside my local high school. How great it felt to drive by and give them the finger. Such chutzpah with these dumbasses. It’s their “right,” to spread an easily preventable virus/illness. Wearing a mask or proving their vaccination status violates their rights. Odd in that few have a problem with needing a driver’s license, proof of insurance (in TX, only 2/3 are insured though), passports from foreigners and the majority of schools, public, private and charter, have required proof of vaccinations for mumps, pertussis, measles and tetanus since before I was a little kid in the Seventies. Oh yeah, it’s also their “right” to own a gun to calm their paranoid fantasies via The Turner Diaries, Red Dawn and the really racist parts of Lucifer’s Hammer.

This tattoo (again, temporary) would signify, I’m done trying to converse with you in a calm, reasonable fashion. You dickheads have a death wish. Please follow through on it to make more room for us of have confidence, NOT FAITH, in Science. The world will be a much better place without them. Maybe I can tell them, contracting CV-19 and dying is another means to leave Earth via The Rapture.

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