RIP Dusty Hill

I put off Dusty’s obit because it happened around my birthday and I wanted to keep the mood light. Now we’re can honor the famous bass player and his role in my Classic Rock education through ZZ Top.

Oddly, I already heard of ZZ Top before moving to Houston through my first FM love, WDBR in Springfield. They loved to play the two singles from El Loco and I always remembered their promotional poster at JR’s Music in the mall. Then KLOL filled me in on their vast back catalog which was way more Blues and Country which you can definitely hear in Dusty’s bass. Eliminator put them on the map with humongous audiences while they became another MTV success through their iconic videos featuring the hot rod driven by a trio of beautiful women; it must’ve been part clown car if four adults fit inside. Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbon’s chest-length beards added to their popularity. When it came to MTV, having something unique helped you stand above the pack. To this day, those music videos continue to fuel jokes via The Onion and The Simpsons.

The greatest TV appearance Dusty ever made with Bill and Frank Beard was on King of the Hill. I suspect Mike Judge had been wanting to have them on for years but just didn’t have the right plot until Reality TV (also known as cheap, crap programming) became all the rage. In the episode, ZZ Top comes to Arlen to shoot some of their reality show, namely to torment Hank who is Dusty’s first cousin. Bobby is initially pissed since Hank never told him; we fans all know how Hank is averse to “Hollywood” and attention. It’s pretty clever despite King being rather long in the tooth by the time it happened yet I love it for its uniqueness. King was set in Texas, ZZ Top is one of the best bands Texas ever produced and the coincidence with the surname prevented the idea from being recycled by other comedies. Sadly, there won’t be a South Park character chanting, “King of the Hill did it!”

I am bummed that I never got to see ZZ Top. The best opportunity I could’ve had was the Fall of 1983 when they played three sold-out shows at Houston’s Summit, now a god barn. If I had a time machine, I would’ve taken it back to witness the El Loco tour before they really blew up.

ZZ Top was definitely a band I took back in quickly when I was having my reconciliation with Classic Rock. There was more to Dusty’s playing which made the pre-El Loco material timeless and when the band modified their sound with synthesizers and power chords, his bass skills transitioned well into the catchy stuff. An odd marriage of the New Wave influences coming from the UK with the frequent subject matters they usually sang about: food, parties and sex. The band’s record label must’ve had a hard time seeing this succeed on paper.

Thanks for everything Dusty! Your bass playing influenced legions and may you be jamming alongside another bass legend, Donald “Duck” Dunn!

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The truth is often what we make of it…

If you cover up the movie title and bring down the death total to the hundreds, that’s the mini-bio for all the people the Republicans and NeoLiberals designated terrorists, freedom fighters or sometimes, the soldiers from the immoral regimes we’re stuck helping.

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The only logical boy band to listen to

Works for me. Most Boy Bands and Training-Bra Pop stars are Deep Fakes from the start.

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1981: MTV begins 40 years ago, started sucking within 10

I’m confident the original pitch at Warner Communications, MTV’s birth parent, was met with tons of resistance by the old farts in charge. When the proposers got around to explaining how little programming would cost, because music videos were free, then the leadership “got it.”

But first, they had to buy out Michael Nesmith. Yes, the guy from the Monkees. Through his cable special Elephant Parts, something I highly recommend watching, including its successor Television Parts circa 1985; Nesmith demonstrated how combining music with visuals…was pretty cool. I’m thinking they cut a huge check because he copyrighted the term “music television” wisely before winning a Grammy or something for Parts.

If you’ve ever seen a replay of MTV’s first few hours, it’s rather comedic and weird. The channel didn’t quite have the concept figured out on day one. The musical choices were in the Pop/Rock genre even though they played Contemporary Jazz fave Lee Ritenour’s crossover hit,”Is It You.” There’s also numerous snippets from live concerts. The artists who were making music videos as we know them today were often from the UK, Australia and New Zealand. If they were American, they were likely to be more the avant garde acts who embraced other media: Devo and Talking Heads.

Eventually MTV gelled into what worked best for about five years…it was a visual radio station. The inaugural five VeeJays were hired to do interstitials of pointless banter, trivia about the artist you just watched or do an impromptu interview should someone happened to drop by. They Might Be Giants got off the ground through the latter when MTV still did this in the late Eighties.

It went on to be an incredibly lucrative venture. MTV barely had any real overhead for production since the record labels were all killing each other to get their roster of acts on. For this to happen, the labels had to spend actual money on producing attention-getting acts and/or mini-movies. MTV kicked back and became the taste maker. The labels were perfectly OK with the arrangement; record sales jumped whenever an artist’s video was in a decent rotation. You would think this was a good outcome. It was not. MTV pissed off the AOR crowd, FM radio’s moniker for Dinosaur/Arena Rock whose spokesmen were the homophobes who hated Disco, in my neck of the woods, the Steve Dahl Stormtroopers. They despised MTV, always through their whiney lament, “The song doesn’t matter if the video is good.” An insult frequently targeted at Duran Duran, MTV’s first major success to be involved heavily with. The truth was, AOR’s preferred acts often had faces for radio, thought just standing around lip-syncing on a stage was good enough to be on MTV and had a sound younger people just weren’t interested in. Remember, the Established Acts of the Seventies also dismissed Punk Rock as a short-lived fad with little exception: Neil Young, David Bowie and Roger Waters saw the writing on the wall before 1980. It probably pissed off some AOR DJs who had to play stuff due to MTV. I want to emphasize some. After I got to be an intern at a real FM AOR station, the reality was more the opposite. Many DJs, Music Directors and Program Directors had wider and better ranges of taste, they just had to pay bills like the rest of us. So pretending to be excited about the new .38 Special or Uriah Help was the job.

Within weeks, MTV became the most in-demand channel for cable providers to add. Possibly more than HBO or Showtime, and they showed female nudity!

What could go wrong?

Thus ends part one. Next up, MTV enters the Maggi Family Household in 1982.

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The latest stray to grace my patio, July 2021

This morning I dropped in to feed Isis and Agamemnon before rejoining Jennifer for our mani/pedi time. Meanwhile, this little cutie just strolled up to the door, explored the porch, probably get out of the direct sunlight (heat). My cats were oblivious to this stray’s presence; Isis meditating in the tower, Aggie staring at me. Of course the kitty is semi-feral, running away as soon as I opened the door. I will now be leaving food and water out to gain the kitty’s trust. Jennifer also told me she owns a trap which will be in the later phase to save the kitty’s life. Naming will have to wait once we find out the kitty’s sex. Can’t get too far ahead of myself!

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What an awesome birthday gift!

Woo hoo! I saw this over a week ago at Build-A-Bear but thought, hmm, nice but I’m here for other stuff (usually the LEGO store). Then Jennifer completely surprised me! I guess she had to hold in her excitement while we were enduring Space Jam 2 the other evening. When I squeezed Bugs, he speaks his very famous lines. I asked, where’s your voice? Jennifer said all the physical stores were sold out and this one was bought online, thankfully, at the store’s MRP. So glad Jennifer didn’t pay a ridiculous premium to get gouged by Internet thieves. I love this doll! While I’m working from home, I will make sure he’s in view for video conferences before he moves into my cube.

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Fifty-three trips around the Sun today

Since today is my day to be king of the world and I could afford to take a vacation day, I will spare the world any long, opinionated, whatever entry.

I do want to thank Jennifer for making these last two birthdays really spectacular despite CV-19 putting a damper on anything larger. The previous two (2018 and 2019) were really muted because my marriage was undergoing its radioactive decay I kept refusing to accept by covering it up with fun. Last year and what’s due for today are genuinely awesome. I have to thank.

Now I must head out to grab more free crap, take a power nap and then have a great dinner with Jennifer!

Thanks for all the nice wishes and cards!

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The kids didn’t sleep much and wet the bed, I wonder why?

Well, at least it wasn’t called Pennywise’s or Uncle John’s Crawlspace of Fun. It doesn’t market successfully with adults neither. I recall, the term clown implies incompetence so if you want to served by a staff that doesn’t know how to fix the ice machine, give you the right room key (or code now) and makes the towels smell like sour milk, maybe this was the joint.

Personally, I’ve never been scared of clowns. A couple reasons why. Firstly, I grew up with WGN’s Bozo franchise in the Seventies. Bozo and Cookie were clowns but to me, they were friendly characters doing cheesey skits. Secondly, the last time I saw Ringling Brothers et al., we arrived early to see the pre-show put on by the clowns. A couple came up to our seats, said “hello” and “nice to meet you,” regular people voices. Nothing to fear there.

I do get others’ concerns. Stephen King, John Wayne Gacy and the movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space haven’t helped the profession’s image.

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Happy 81st Birthday Bugs Bunny

After I saw how horrendous this movie probably is, thank you Honest Trailers for saying what we are all thinking, I do owe it to Bugs Bunny to watch. I actually went to the first Space Jam on opening night 25 years ago. I didn’t care for Michael Jordan’s stiff acting and the continued fiction on why he “retired.” I wanted to see some new Looney Tunes stuff which wouldn’t happen until a generation later. No, I have yet to watch the latest material on HBO Max, I will see it. The Cartoon Network SitCom style was enjoyable.

Watch the YouTube bit and you’ll laugh, especially when they jab AT&T for not including Pepe LePew while other Time-Warner owned characters are in the audience. It didn’t bother me much to exclude the amorous skunk. Pepe belongs to a corporation and they can dow what they wish. If they retool his personality, I’m OK with it. He never raped Penelope (the cat he usually chases) like James Bond did to most women he meets or teams up with. I just agree on updating Pepe’s personality and behavior to something more credible today. Today, Penelope would give him a face full of bear mace.

But today is Bugs’ day! Not the whiney flopping James who claims he was fouled every time he misses a shot.

I also have to take my lumps. Last Year I scored two pairs of Bugs Bunny is 80 Chucks. The Space Jam pair I really liked were devoured in hours. I looked at the e-mail from Converse way too late. Life will go on, especially after I’ve lost a couple hours of my life to this long, long, pathetic plug on all the beloved franchises AT&T is squandering through their obscene debt load. So much for the personality responsibility and restraint Republicans and Kapitalist dictators keep spewing.

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Let’s see Red Amerika solve this

If you want to see the six questions better, click on it and it will zoom up. I sent a copy to one college friend with a PhD in BioChemistry who is super smart. Why? Well, I trust her expertise much like she would mine regarding whatever it could be I am pretty good at. Obviously, I went zero for six on this. I was never very good at Biology nor any Science involving living things in high school so I dodged the field in college.

This is a good counter to give the loudmouths against vaccinations and use Faux News as their source. I can only hope the Delta Variant gets more morons to wise up.

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Early birthday present from Classic Gamefest

To all you non-gamers, what you’re seeing is a dice tray. It keeps the dice from flying off the table, etc. so the adventure can keep on progressing and cut down on the debates on whether or not what the player sees on the floor counts. I wouldn’t call it cheating, I would say, the majority prefers to agree with Las Vegas’ policy on, anything going outside the “table” is called a “no roll,” aka, it doesn’t count.

The cartoon Adventure Time was a great choice from Jennifer’s son, daughter and roommate. I’ve been getting back into watching the whole show in order via HBO Max as I alternate seasons with Regular Show. Plus, D&D heavily influenced this program.

Now to have my campaign get back into action!

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What’s wrong with this picture, July 2021 Edition

What’s really frustrating is that America is capable of doing both. We don’t need private asshole-billionaires (who don’t pay their taxes) trying to claim the Moon and Mars as private property. I won’t disagree with the criticisms from the Sixties regarding the US Space Program because there was nothing to gain bombing the crap out of Vietnam. Money put toward our domestic issues will always be cheaper than bullets. However, I grow tired of this country being incapable of long-term planning. As soon as Tricky Dick got into the White House, NASA’s plans beyond the Moon landings were scrapped. and its budget squished. Imagine how much further along we’d be if we kept moving forward? The shuttles were a step backwards. The ISS does have some useful insights on how the voyage to Mars may go, yet the American government doesn’t invest much.

I remember years ago, listening to this co-worker bitch about what a waste of money NASA was. I had to interject and remind him, NASA only gets half a penny of every tax dollar he paid in Federal Income Taxes. Compared to the Military Industrial Complex and Corporate Welfare, I demonstrated how we are getting a bargain.

Now we’re probably going to be dependent on Bezos and Musk for way too much. We can thank the Republicans and NeoLiberals when the Moon is covered in ads, ruining many a wonderful evenings. If Grampa’ Brunch had any balls, he never will, he’s in bed with them; he’d give all there private flights a bill for how much it cost to clear the sky from commercial airlines, military patrols and NORAD classifying them a nuclear strike.

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RIP Jackie Mason

The majority of people younger than Boomers know him as Krusty’s rabbi father, a role he returned to play about a dozen times. Pretty good for a recurring guest character. He was also Navin’s brief employer in The Jerk, until the homicidal maniac shot up the gas station. He didn’t provide the voice of the cartoon aardvark in The Ant & The Aardvark, I think John Byner was imitating him.

Jackie was also the last of those Borscht Belt comedians who cut his teeth doing stand-up in middle-class resorts around the Northeast, Las Vegas and night clubs. When he was getting started, stand-up comedy was transitioning from Vaudeville to more venues and eventually television.

Sadly, his voice joined the right-wing blowhards bitching about the way things are. It’s a shame but he did give the world some solid jokes.

Thanks for your contributions to modern humor. We’ll try to forget you cheering for the wrong side of History.

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Stage Four restrictions return to Austin, thanks dickheads!

Austin has a pretty good vaccination rate but remember, we’re surrounded by Texas. This is a land filled with Ammosexuals, Neo-Confederates, Bigots and morons unaware their protests of “nobody helped me when I was on food stamps!” is a contradiction. We also have some trouble in paradise. Our high-tech industries are a magnet for Libertarian douchebags driving Teslas with Ron Paul and Infowars bumper stickers. These two camps refuse to cooperate because their “research,” smugness and willful ignorance (Sen. Toupee of KY has all three) will protect them. Yup, just like cryptocurrencies and Jesus will get them through the oncoming climate disasters that have arrived.

My hope is the Delta Variant will continue to kill off enough unvaccinated morons, especially Republicans office holders, so we can return to what made life worthwhile with other people. It will be better when there are fewer assholes exiting their god barns all at once, blocking key intersections on Sundays; and the world doesn’t need more unkempt white dudes, who immediately mention Alex Jones when I tell them I’m from Austin.

This upcoming birthday is going to still going to rock. I have good friends. Good company. Austin continues have great places to celebrate.

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1996: The Daily Show launches

Damn! Time flies too quickly at my age. I’m glad this outlasted South Park and probably will. It wasn’t necessarily Comedy Central’s first attempt at current events-based comedy. Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect didn’t survive ABC’s cowardice and Maher’s love of his own farts. I don’t know if I’d count Short Attention Span Theater, the show lacked a direction.

When it did launch on this day and then some. I was amongst the skeptics. Ugh, here we go, yet another program similar to HBO’s Not Necessarily the News from the Eighties and/or it’s SNL’s Weekend Update on a daily basis. Going with this former sportscaster named Craig Kilbourn was another mystery. By the Fall, I was starting to enjoy it. TDS found its voice mocking the news-lite crap the broadcast networks were peddling, the first correspondents were pretty funny, especially Brian Unger, a former correspondent on A Current Affair and Craig’s five questions with the guest were clever.

It was a bummer though to find out the early years were rocky. Craig Kilbourn turned out to be an asshole who found a way to push out the creators, both of whom were women he hated. He to got suspended for calling them “bitches” in an interview with a magazine. Still, TDS kept soldiering on as writers and correspondents left while new ones joined, namely Stephen Colbert from Strangers with Candy and Exit 57. Colbert brilliantly made his own niche as the program’s Bill O’Reilly parody.

When it was announced that Kilbourn was leaving and Jon Stewart was taking over. I figured, yeah, TDS will die a slow, painful death. For Millenials and Gen Z, here’s an explanation why many agreed with me. Throughout the Nineties, Jon Stewart was my generation’s Billy Crystal. A not-very-funny comedian who just kept being foisted on the rest of us. Whenever Jon Stewart or Dave Chapelle were going to be on, you changed the channel, they sucked. Stewart had a brief stinting hosting Short Attention Span Theater before Marc Maron took over, he was lame. Then he had a short-lived, pretty boring talk show on MTV. Who’s to blame? Given MTV being vapid and shitty after 1985, it would be an even split. Had I subscribed to HBO for the rest of the decade, I would’ve learned how Stewart finally found his voice via The Larry Sanders Show as a writer and playing a parody of himself, namely the self-deprecating jokes regarding how he failed on MTV. The other factor I didn’t know, David Letterman was his guest on the last MTV episode. David gave Jon encouraging words about failure and persistence. Having seen David Letterman’s original NBC daytime show in 1980 as a kid, Jon got a huge pearl of comedy wisdom.

Jon Stewart was also very cunning. CBS originally offered him the show following Letterman because Tom Snyder was retiring. He passed and let Kilbourn take it. Then he took control of TDS by hiring a couple Onion writers to move things more toward satirizing what passed for actual news in America. The fluff Kilbourn promoted died out and the correspondents doubled-down on personas to add to the absurdity. We can thank him for making TDS a comedy institution alongside The Onion and  The Simpsons. Jon proved to be a generous person and performer as his tenure launched The Colbert Report (some of its DNA lives in The Late Show), This Week with Jon Oliver,  Full Frontal with Samantha Bee and Larry Wilmore’s two shows. Others became movie stars, stand-ups and TV leads with his assistance. Jon also paid it forward as they say when Larry Wilmore was canceled on Comedy Central.

Jon Stewart’s run was incredible. He went from being a “not him” choice to hard act to follow after 16 years. He also turned down an opportunity to run TDS through the awful Girth Vader term but said it would be too easy, he wanted something different and a new challenge. He also gave TDS a solid, reliable direction, more along with what the creators wanted from day one.

Trevor Noah as the successor was a bigger surprise than Jon Stewart in 1999. Given all the more experienced and famous correspondents to fill the spot (and many left), especially not getting a woman in the anchor seat (Samantha Bee came to mind), Trevor has been successful. Like all hosts of any long-running program, The Tonight Show, Late Night, Hollywood Squares, etc. Shifts in tone, in-jokes and so on is expected. He quickly made this his own show influenced by his experience as an immigrant to America; a little nod to how David Letterman was a Midwesterner out of his element in NYC back in the Eighties.

In closing, I think what has made TDS amazing and still fresh after 25 years is threefold. It’s The Onion for people who don’t like to read. It’s a thousand times better than SNL will ever could be, including the classic 1975-1980 cast. It’s also a program and format that continues to confound and frustrate the American Right; they’re still 0 and double digits in making an equivalent.

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