One year with Jennifer!!

It all started with agreeing to meet each other at a bar in Round Rock. A bar? That does sound rather cliché. However, it was back in the bad-old Pandemic was ragin’ days so masks were required and needed…however, we’re talking about Round Rock which is in Williamson County, aka, GOP/Moron country.

We talked. We enjoyed our beers. We continued to communicate online. We went and did something social again the following weekend. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

No celebration today though. Jennifer accidentally scheduled a long weekend in Padre to celebrate the beginning of Summer via Memorial Day.

It’s OK though. I’m working on a nice gift for her, cleaning up my house some more and I’m working on the holiday to pay off Agamemnon’s medical bill. Well, giving my life being all one income since August 2019, overtime hours are in my future for the unseen future!

On to another year! Hooray for us!

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Happy National Hamburger Day!

Given how much this American invention is a staple of our bloaty diet, I figured burgers would get at least a month!

Before the Pandemic the burger business was going full throttle too. Not exactly what we should be doing as Climate Change is accelerating. The verdict on lab-grown meat is 1-1 with my vegetarian friends and relations. I would push the vote over since I’m not keen on eating other living things but as Bart said in “Apocalypse Cow”…Sorry, Lise. I can’t be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death! Oh yeah, and You don’t win friends with salad! No I don’t dig death. It’s why I don’t eat cats and dogs. Veggie burgers have improved in the texture department since Burger King took the plunge. Drat! I still need to try theirs out and have a comparison with the original Whopper®. Preferably a blind taste test.

Local humor Evil MoPac fixed the FanDuel brackets below too. Click to enlarge to see who Whataburger, the best, damned, chain burger in Austin.

It does need a couple corrections. Firstly, price point. Shake Shack is overpriced. Secondly, White Castle isn’t exactly the same things as the other competitors and if they’re present, where is the knockoff Crystals? Lastly, Fuddruckers is out of biz. I used to love Jack in the Box when I moved here in the Nineties but over the years, they’ve become rather gross despite the sourdough options. I was stoked about Carl’s Jr/Hardee’s coming the area until their CEO was revealed to be a wife beater on top of being a MAGAt. Who would take their places? Honestly, I’d suggest Waffle House for White Castle. When I was in high school during the Houston years, their cheeseburgers were impressive. I don’t go there any longer because they’re a cash-only place and MAGAt supporters. To bring down Shake Shack’s ridiculous price point, Fattburger of LA fame would work. Hey, Checkers, Sonic and Culver’s are regional chains. With Fuddruckers’ bankruptcy/closure, Red Robin.

Tonight’s plan is to join Anje, Wyatt and Cannon at one of Austin’s great local chains, Mighty Fine! I’m having a light lunch to make room for their standard half-pounder with cheese, bacon, yeller, red and all the veggies plus a shake for dessert. Should I get fast-food connoisseur and comedy writer Bill Oakley to visit Austin, it’s a must-see visit. Other suggestions here? Dan’s/Fran’s. 24/7 Diner. Hopdaddy if you want to wait in line for at least half an hour. The cafeteria at my job is pretty impressive. When I lived in Milwaukee, Ma Fischer’s and Kopp’s! Indiacrapolis, Raleigh-Durham and San Diego periods were just the chains. Beulah, ND? I think we would just get chain burgers during visits to Winnipeg, Bismarck or Minot. If not, DQ was the only choice. Back in Central IL, other than Steak n’ Shake originally being a local chain, there was this place Made Rite which had this unique burger. All the meat was held together with steam since it was all in little chunks like Sloppy Joes without the sauce. I went there a couple times as a kid when I lived in Springfield. Sadly, no branch in Bloomington-Normal.

Enjoy yours and tell me about your faves! Veggie kinds count.

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Agamemnon has completely recovered!

I took the cone off of him a couple days ago but it’s such a funny picture, especially with the look he’s giving me. “How humiliatin’ this is!”

However, I received a great e-mail from the vet regarding his follow-up last Saturday…he’s all clear! No more awful stuff in his urine so his kidneys are in the clear. Now to deal with the frickin’ expensive food for the rest of Aggie’s life. I need to check my Quicken file from when Molly was alive, it was about twice as much and I recall it got progressively smaller until her passing in 2012. I’m hoping the free bag they gave me isn’t the standard size, it was a mere eight pounds. With two cats having to share it, they’ll go through it in a month or faster; Isis doesn’t eat much, Agamemnon is a piggy.

Next up. All the overtime I need to work to kill off his $3000 medical bills. Still cheaper than raising a little human to 18 which really lasts until they’re 26 now.

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A rare piece of merchandise of my alma mater

Scored this in Las Vegas and added it to my collection which already includes my pro teams, the Flyers and the Packers. I had to double check this item before I bought it since Marquette stupidly took the same colors as nearby Michigan University. Plus, whenever I say the name “Marquette,” most Texans oddly respond with, “Michigan?” which is a town in that state.

Next up, trying to get a good hockey jersey from Marquette. It’s tricky due to them only being a club-level team.  You’d think with the weather and location, they’d be at least an NCAA Division III organization.

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1981: Bobby Sands dies from hunger strike

I remember this happening 40 years ago since we didn’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the Midwest. St. Patrick’s Day is the Midwest’s preferred binge-drinking holiday.

Sands’ death was a tragic event and in its immediacy, more fighting and killing broke out in Northern Ireland. Additional IRA prisoners died of starvation in the following days too. The UK’s prime minister, the overrated Thatcher, refused to budge or do anything to ameliorate the conflict. However, she lost in the long run. English public opinion eventually turned against her asshole stance; remember, this horrible person had spies infiltrate legitimate unions in her own country. In the short run it didn’t matter, within a year Thatcher distracted her electorate with a bullshit war against Argentina over some worthless rocks.

But in America, the Irish and their descendants (myself included) strengthened their resolve to aid the IRA’s fight against the Protestant-backed terrorist organization, the UDF. Over the years, English citizens began to question why they were the only NATO ally with the largest military deployment in another Western territory (their backyard). Many were horrified to learn their country had a law that made it legal to detain anyone from Ireland without cause; and innocent people were tortured without proof of IRA associations. To make this point across the world, how Gul Madred tortured Captain Picard in Star Trek:The Next Generation‘s “Chain of Command,” was based upon the UK’s policies against IRA suspects.

I do want to make something clear. The IRA committed their share of atrocities and had questionable allies abroad, the PLO was one. The Troubles in Northern Ireland wasn’t a good versus evil conflict. It was an asymmetrical war. The IRA went after more military-based targets and they did make their point bombing London a few times, letting Thatcher know how close they could get. The UDF would just randomly shoot Catholics in their homes, businesses and pubs. Sound familiar? If not, see Israel versus Gaza, the West versus Afghanistan and a dozen other places.

One very lazy Libertarian I used to know, claimed the fight went on due to the IRA’s inability to accept democratic results. What democracy? It was the Orangemen’s failure to respect the minorities’ rights via their bullying, murdering and apartheid policies. Bobby Sands joined the IRA because he grew tired of how the Orangemen treated him. Hell, Northern Ireland (or Ulster) only exists due the Protestant majorities’ irrational fears of the Republic of Ireland’s Catholic majority. As if they’d be forced to convert? Given how much Ireland evolved into an economic power and adopted the social policies of other EU states, the UDF proved to be full of shite. Now with Brexit becoming a disaster on numerous levels, Ulster is realizing it would be better off joining Ireland instead of committing suicide with Boorish Johnson. I also believe, newer generations of residents came to see the fight as pointless and didn’t want to continue the bloodshed.

Still, Sands’ death did pave the way for the Troubles to end decades later. The English government proved they had grown tired of it by finally telling the Orangemen to “cut the shit” with their July 1 parades through Catholic neighborhoods. Slick Willie helped put together the Easter Accords and the IRA has mostly laid down its guns to participate in the process through their now legal political party Sinn Féin. It just would’ve been better if the US used its position to bring an end to this sooner. To me, this is the role the US should be leading in.

Meanwhile, I think I’ll get a book to find better, tighter and more accurate details over the Troubles and IRA. I readily admit I’m biased. I’ve certainly changed my mind over the years regarding the conflict especially when I was at Marquette and wrote a paper about John Mitchel, a Irish Protestant who was part of the Irish Nationalist movement. Plus I met real Irish citizens to hear their experiences.

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Before & After – The Dining Area

Last year I initiated Operation: Manhattan, made only five entries about how I cleared up the master bedroom (now about half undone) and some progress on the guest bathroom. Then…it fizzled out as I got sidetracked with my last entry being the new fridge. I should’ve also included the new roof as a part of this. Obviously not much was going to happen by late May when I met Jennifer.

After the Vegas trip, we had a nice debate at the pool. Given that the Austin area’s housing prices shot up 29% despite the Pandemic (second highest in the US), we agreed on just keeping my house as the stronger Plan B, leaning on Plan A. I decided to go with her strategy of starting from the dining/kitchen area first. 

Before

I did begin with the kitchen first because I wanted to have clean dishes and utensils. I’ve also been saving money by more and more lunches at home. I cleared out this one section to be the model of perfection I’m striving for.

Then I went full throttle with the dining area which Jennifer said I should use as my “base of operations” while I clear out the other rooms. As you see below, Agamemnon wanted to check out the new situation.

After

I did sweep and mop but you just cannot tell with this lame-ass flooring the house was built with. The bucket water was pretty gray so I know something was getting picked up. I do want recommend those Mr. Clean® Magic Erasers. Mucca Sacra! They can wipe out everything I threw at them but rust stains left by someone’s Elfa shelving that quickly devolved into a crap-gathering point for a short-lived cake-decorating side hustle.

It’s 90 percent done in my opinion. What remains would be replacement light bulbs for the fixture and new blinds. I will need to hire someone to do a deep, deep cleaning or replace the windows.

Next up, finishing the kitchen. Cleaning the stove top is easy. The microwave? I’m tempted to pitch it, get a new one! Thankfully the fridge is only a year old and I’ve never filled it up. I change out the baking soda every few weeks to keep out the funk.

Operation: Manhattan is back on track!

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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 2021 edition

So pissed I couldn’t find my original review of this flick from 2004 (pre-Weblog format) because I did spend the money at the terrible Cinemark outside my house. Hell, I cannot remember if I liked, hated or thought meh of this. All I do recall clearly was, back then I used to strive for a kick-ass headline which summed up the movie when Picayune followed a print model. H&KG2WC was one of the few times I nailed it.

Ready?

Tokin’ Minorities

My joke still holds up despite all the faux outrage and woke business going on because it’s accurate, not racist via my play on words.

Meanwhile, did the movie age well? The short version in my opinion…it does as an update to the only solid Cheech & Chong movie made, Up in Smoke, through the story’s outrageousness, vulgarity, stereotypes and improbability. Both require a suspension of disbelief to make it funny because neither are on par with their ancestor It Happened One Night, the primary source of the modern Buddy Comedy. Maybe Weird Science and Sixteen Candles (referenced in H&KG2WC ) but I would watch either of these before ever sitting through the worst of the genre, The Hangover.

Both are also very dated. Smoke is only understandable to those familiar with how the late Seventies were playing out which is a major reason why Cheech and Chong parted ways; Cheech Marin didn’t want to keep doing weed jokes for the rest of the Eighties. Plus Los Angeles has seriously morphed into a worse place. H&KG2WC shares the same dilemma in how American attitudes have changed about pot (it’s legal in many states and Canada) and there’s numerous remnants of Nineties trends littered throughout: early cell phones, extreme sports, anti-drug ads. Just like The Matrix, you will laugh at this being the pinnacle of human civilization as per Agent Smith. I can’t wait to see what the remake in the 2030s will be. Maybe a clone and a robot get stoned, travel to the moon to score junk food and return to earth in a ship made entirely of lunar-based cocaine only to be hijacked by Miley Cyrus III.

One very good thing which has happened (or evolved) over the 17 years since H&KG2WC debuted, attitudes toward Asian Americans have improved. America has a long damn way to go but progress is progress, trust me, Italians didn’t become “White” over a weekend. Apu on The Simpsons is no longer voiced by Hank Azaria, same for the Black characters, Dr. Hibbert is now the hilarious Kevin Michael Richardson. More people have come to realize they were hurting our fellow Americans’ feelings and devaluing them simultaneously. Much like in the movie, Harold and Kumar are first- (or further back) generation Americans who only know this country, are fond of America’s stuff and just want to have the same lives as the people already here have. I think the team producing H&KG2WC were indirectly pitching this point by making an Asian-Indian American and a Korean American the protagonists. That and jump-starting Neal Patrick Harris’ second act as a crazy, party guy before he let the world know he’s gay.

Would I watch it again? Not really. I was curious to see if H&KG2WC held up while showing Jennifer another cultural touchstone and I think my ears were burning over May being Asian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month. I do want to see the sequels. Find out if they found new material beyond the lazy pot jokes.

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Happy 20th Anniversary to White Rock Vet!

Finally some happier posts to celebrate the place where all my cats have been cared for ever since I moved to the area. The original location used to be in the nearby strip mall but Dr. Riggan (the founder) and his crew did so well over the years, they got a new location up the street some time later.

They’ve always been good to my cats starting with Miette as their first patient when I was winding down my days of apartment living. Molly and Wicca joined as clients after the move. Then as cats came and departed my life, they were brought to White Rock to make sure their health or current ailment was addressed. I’ve even had strays (Miguel, Caliban, Isis’ 11 children, Roxy, Roxy’s two children and a dog nicknamed Skid) treated which is more often a neutering to prevent more strays in the ecosystem.

As you know, they recently saved Aggie’s life when he wasn’t feeling so great last week. It was definitely touch and go. The staff pulled it off! Today he had a follow-up when they opened at 8 AM, it was good news despite him being too shy to provide a number one sample. The little stinker may be doped up yet he’s mostly himself, sleeping in his favorite hideouts.

Congratulations White Rock! On to the next 20 years!

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1971: NPR begins with All Things Considered

Too many obituaries this week! Three great people to celebrate and another whose career got screwed over.

By the way, I did listen to the first new episode of On the Media minus Bob and Brooke did address it. Unfortunately, she agreed with the verdict, then spewed legalese and stabbed him in the back which was expected. People who work in the media shit on each other all the time to move up the food chain (I saw it firsthand at WQFM) or they do whatever it takes to cling to their volatile jobs. I guess Brooke and Bob weren’t really friends. Well, it’s one less podcast I need to bother with now.

Speaking of NPR, May 2021 is the 50th Anniversary of the Public Network’s infancy. I think the term is appropriate since the new network started off with just one show, the afternoon-drive-time-based All Things Considered with its first show on May 3, 1971.

It’s somewhat of a big deal because unlike Europe, US radio (and TV) started with commercial stations only. Gilded-Age mentality continued to pervade in the Twenties when radio was allowed to be a civilian technology and Corporations always knew best. A century ago, Corporations via radio stations were more often department stores (WLS Chicago); major newspapers (WGN Chicago); wealthy, shitbag families (KLBJ Austin); or the manufacturers of radios (WNBC New York) with the evil Hearsts being a combination of several. Governments doing this? God (of Money) forbid! Given the Palmer Raids, this stunk of Communism! However, universities managed to get positions on the dial and I’m confident the FCC (née FRC) made this happen. Sidenote, my alma mater Marquette had one and then blew it while two lesser institutions got stations which makes MU’s broadcasting program a sad, overpriced joke.

Our neighbors Canada and unwanted ally the UK set up state-based stations instead. Last time I checked, neither evolved into Red Menaces. Yet through the following decades, the National Association of Broadcasters (NAB) continued to bring up their straw-man argument until JFK. That president’s assassination derailed any immediate plans to create an American equivalent since LBJ was the NAB’s bitch. Surprisingly, LBJ did lay down the groundwork of what would become PBS for TV and NPR for radio, probably through his War on Poverty St. Reagan waved the white flag on.

NPR’s beginning and growth followed the same pattern as the commercial networks ABC and Fox. Find affiliates willing to join (99% of which were associated with a university) and introduce one show at a time. Within years (or decades), NPR had a whole catalog to offer. Today you can reliably count on all to start with Morning Edition around 5 AM and wind down with All Things Considered at 5 PM. At other times they carry Fresh Air, On the Media, The Prairie Home Companion (maybe under another name) and reruns of Car Talk. Most I’ve followed tend to carry the BBC in the wee hours or play Jazz.

It stumbled for a while too. NPR didn’t have any hosts with the gravitas of Walter Cronkite or Edward Murrow so it took a while to build its audience. The Washington affiliate threatened to quit after a year unless the programming improved. Once NPR’s coverage was winning awards and being another thorn in Tricky Dick’s side, the fledgling network was here to stay.

Today NPR is incorrectly associated with Liberals and the Left by MAGAts, Rednecks, Conservatives and Libertarians. Liberal radio? Only for the Neo-, MSNBC- and Brunch kind who love their tote bags yet voted for Prop B, are core demographic. The Left? We may listen at times but we remain critical of when their coverage wastes energy on false equivalency (an economist isn’t equal to a scientist on any Science); kisses Darth Cheney’s ass as Juan Williams did; or gives the microphone to nihilists, namely any asshole from reason and domestic terrorist Grover Norquist. To be fair, I also wretch when they fawn over Slick Willie, Grampa Brunch, the Great Equivocator, Bilary and Zero-Support Harris. I will give NPR credit. Unlike the Corporate-Owned Bullshit Networks, NPR issues corrections, says who sponsors them if something appears to be a conflict of interest (e.g. stories involving FeceBook being brought before Congress, they will say, “FeceBook sponsors this show…”) and in the ongoing lawsuits against low-powered FM stations run by high schools, NPR admits they’re on the team out to destroy these tiny outlets of freedom and creativity. If you need an example an actual Left Wing station, hunt down the few remaining Pacifica stations or download the podcast Democracy Now!

Still, NPR remains a good, more accurate source of information when it’s time for their top-of-the-hour newscast. I may grow tired of their boring stories about some obscure Jazz shit or a form of basket-weaving only found in the remote Asia, but they don’t waste time on runaway brides.

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RIP Paul Mooney

It has been a rough week in comedy since we lost the other master of the deadpan delivery and a pioneer in Comedy for the world, not just Black Americans. Paul was at Cap City a few years ago during my birthday and I will always have a small amount of regret over not seeing him for the rest of my life.

Most of you probably remember him from bits on Chapelle Show for Dave was wise to enlist him. Mr. Mooney was an elder statesmen amongst comedians as well as a comedian’s comedian.

However, his most famous work was writing for Richard Pryor. Paul contributed to Richard’s stand-up, Richard’s short-lived show on NBC (not sure what NBC was thinking in 1977) and a well-remembered skit on SNL that actually made Chevy Chase funny, “The Job Interview.” My favorite bit I’m confident Paul had a hand in was Richard as the 40th POTUS doing a press conference which included John Witherspoon and Tim Reid.

Paul was no slouch with his own career. I recall he was the only bright spot in the painful movie Bamboozled playing the protagonist’s father Junebug, a nightclub comedian. Yesterday, I discovered he portrayed Sam Cooke in a movie I’ve loved since childhood, The Buddy Holly Story.

He also fought against injustice for all comedians by leading the 1979 strike against Mitzi Shore (owner of the legendary Comedy Store). Before then, Mitzi stiffed performers by saying they should’ve been paying her since her venue gave them exposure to Johnny Carson’s producers; back when The Tonight Show was the gatekeeper to mainstream comedic fame. It was sad to know Garry Shandling crossed the picket line, not so much with hack Yakov Smirnov. Paul was successful in getting Mitzi to finally pay but predictably, when the SLCM covered the story, they interviewed the friendlier (translation: not a scary Black guy) David Letterman or Jay Leno, claiming they were the striker leaders.

Lastly, I felt joyful tears with his passing as comedians of colors, backgrounds and styles brought up stories about how Paul shared his wisdom and took many under his wing.

Paul, I can never thank you enough for the laughter you gave me directly and indirectly. May your spirit carry into the future and be a factor in America getting its collective shit together on racial equality.

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RIP Charles Grodin

Mr. Grodin definitely had a great run and when I became a young adult, I got a better grip on his humor. Before then, I thought he was just a grump on David Letterman plus The Lonely Guy was a boring flick. On the latter, I finally got it.

The rest of his catalog here correlated with my upbringing and he was the perfect straight man and foil in them all: The Great Muppet Caper, The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Clifford, Heaven Can Wait, The Lonely Guy and Seems Like Old Times. Everybody else mentioned Midnight Run but I’ve never seen it, maybe I will in the near future. I would rather check out his breakout performance in The Heartbreak Kid.

Thanks for everything Mr. Grodin. You were a gem of an actor and although you were called in for the same role, you made each character you played unique and memorable. This helped make your co-stars shine with the laughs: Miss Piggy, Martin Short, Lily Tomlin, Dyan Cannon, Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn.

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Bob Garfield fired from WNYC and OTM

The downside of Twitter is its immediacy yet at least it was announced by Bob instead of me finding out by other means. At this time, the NPR affiliate fired him because he violated their “anti-bullying” policy, whatever the hell that is since we know CEOs and other members of the executive caste are immune from this. It was also the conclusion via an outside consulting group, wow, nice to know pledge money is put to good use to employing some asshole’s friends.

Bob admitted to yelling on five occasions over the 20 years. I don’t know him personally but if he’s anything similar to his on-air personality, I’m guessing it was through his passion regarding a subject and/or calling out bullshit on someone. Also given today’s thin-skinned, lawsuit-averse and hypocritical HR departments, I wouldn’t be surprised it was retaliation from someone who had it out for him. It smells suspicious too as WNYC has been cleaning house of its veterans. Why not? Even NPR stations are suffering from declining audiences as streaming and podcasts solve the issue while the amount of time they spend playing commercials…sorry, mentioning underwriters and sponsors has increased. Hey NPR, it’s still advertising you tote-bag-coffee-mug-giving tools. Even if the other men, yes, oddly it’s only been men, are guilty of these offenses, it’s rather suspicious that it continued for 30 years. All the while some women were in command. The problem is really the power of connections, not always generation nor gender. I saw it firsthand as an intern at WQFM while I was in college and I readily admit, I was a party to the toxic culture. Something I regret and have strived to have never repeated elsewhere in and out of work.

I do hope Bob sues the crap out of WNYC for wrongful termination. Again, I smell a purge not a culture correction.

Meanwhile, this Saturday’s upcoming episode of On the Media will probably be my last after being an avid listener for 16-17 years when it joined KUT. The elephant in the room will be Brooke Gladstone either addressing Bob’s unceremonious farewell or acting as if he never existed, something Five Thirty-Eight did when poor Claire Malone was fired from ABC through downsizing to preserve the executive caste’s bloated salaries. I have been thinking of dropping the show anyway. Its original mission to cover the Media (aka all forms of mass communication) has been hijacked all too often for pet project stories eating up the whole show: Puerto Rico getting screwed, outrageous rents in the backwoods of the US, how this group gets screwed by another yet it has little to do with media coverage, etc. These need to be covered and given attention but OTM isn’t the show for them. It’s like ESPN doing pieces on which laundry detergent works best on grass stains for kid clothes or the current problem, the History Channel airing programs involving White Trash under pressure at their pawn shop.

Thanks for everything Bob! We may have had some differing views over the years which is how it should be between intelligent people. I will miss your propensity to call out bullshit through your voice getting skeptical when an interviewee starts lying or bending the truth; namely the porn-revenge peddler. Good luck to your future endeavors and may you get a big chunk of money from WNYC for their petty bullshit.

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RIP Billie Hayes

Best known as Witchiepoo on Sid & Marty Kroft’s breakout hit H R Puffenstuff but I recall she continued the role for a short-lived show starring the Bay City Rollers. I can confirm she starred alongside Margaret Hamilton (the witch from The Wizard of Oz) the legendary Paul Lynde Halloween special that gave KISS its mainstream boost.

Before she had the role I remembered best (alongside Weenie the Genie in Lidsville), Billie  was mostly a stage actress in numerous productions such as Hello Dolly and Lil’ Abner. After the Kroft Brothers’ shows in the Seventies, she continued working in bit roles and voice acting (Scooby Doo, Rugrats, Transformers). Outside acting, Billie was a big champion for rescuing animals by founding Pet Hope.

Thanks for everything Mrs. Hayes! You definitely made watching Saturday morning cartoons and live-action programs worth getting up early for!

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Agamemnon is well enough to come home!

It’s so great to have him home. To celebrate, I gave him a can of tuna without the cone on. Plus I had to blow out the two litter boxes entirely (as in scrub them down and restock) because the hospital said I need to check on his urine output to make sure he’s going. They said he still made a slightly strained face when peeing. Aggie looks rather silly too as he got shaved on three legs, part of his tail and around his junk. I’m figuring the latter was to get the catheter in there. Male cats aren’t obsessed with their endowment like humans, horses and whales.

The hospital also said he was such a great patient so I’m proud of his social skills. He would talk to anyone passing by, demanding to be petted.

The next two days will be a little precarious. The cone stays on. I gotta’ check his bathroom output. Isis has to get used to the new food that Aggie will require for the rest of his life. Then comes the joys of getting a cat to take medicine. The one thing I don’t have to worry about is his affection and core behavior. He was purring immediately when I picked him up to hug the stuffings out of him. How I missed him.

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The overdue explanation for May 2021’s Header

While I await the green light to bring Agamemnon home; I did receive a call at 6 AM today with an update that was optimistic, he thanks you all in his odd way; I want to explain the weird “blob” for May.

Lately, I have been recording my bike rides with a GoPro setup I have. It’s kind of dorky, this headset thing I put on the helmet but it does provide a solid POV. To what end? To share with others who may be exercising on an indoor bike and I’m hoping to exchange them for different scenery. I did test it out on my iPad while using my timeshare’s gym, not bad, it did prevent some boredom even if I was “in motion” while in real life I had to wait at an intersection.

So for my first full day of vacation (do Saturdays off count?), I utilized the bike rack to take my gear down to Hyde Park, where I used to live from 1994 to 1997. I figured it would be some more interesting visuals of what Austin looks like for those who can afford the ridiculous housing prices resembling neighborhoods I grew up in until 1982.

I rode around the old apartment building, a couple nearby streets, then north to the end of  UT’s intramural fields and turned around to go by UT. The UT area has solid, dedicated bike lanes! I kept pushing on through to downtown since my goal was over 30 minutes of footage and to close the green ring on my Activity Watch app. I was doing alright by the time I passed the old, downtown public library but my dehydration caught up with me and I spilled over. Therefore what the Header is is a close up of the sidewalk as the GoPro followed my fall, the headband-thing popped off the helmet and POW! the glass cover on the GoPro received a lovely spiderweb crack! What you see is the GoPro taking a close-up of the concrete. Being a GoPro in 4K, I suppose it’s extreme! To me it was a pisser. I was going to take the gear to Vegas and see what I could shoot; it was a bust anyway, the Fremont Zipline people make you rent their gear.

Before I flew out, I did take the GoPro to Precision Camera to see if it could be repaired. They thought it was only the glass cover over the lens. Parts and labor, about $100. No dice in the end. They called me while I was in Vegas to say they’re not allowed to repair it yet the guy I spoke to later said if the footage after the crack was fine, the only negative I might experience would be light refraction in a certain region of what it shoots. I can live with it as I do with my current iPad being cracked. I just don’t think the warranty covers such clumsiness.

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