1981: Weird Al Yankovic’s National debut on TV!

Almost forgot to bring this up before I go to bed,  courtesy of the Weird One himself via Twitter! I never saw the original airing because it was on Tom Snyder’s Tomorrow show which I think came on at 11:30 PM (Central) by then since Johnny Carson had shortened The Tonight Show to an hour. My parents rarely let me stay up past 10 PM on a school night and even if I did see this, I wouldn’t have a clue who Al was. We didn’t have easy access to Dr. Demento in Springfield, IL. Somehow though, I’m pretty certain I would’ve been an instant fan. Parodies and Al’s energy were a couple things I liked. Being a kid, parodies were always up my alley. When I was growing up, we all know the ones set to “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “Jingle Bells.” Plus I’d seen a comedy troupe on HBO doing their own to “My Sharona” in which they yelled “Rice a Roni!”

Way to go Al! A hero to millions on so many levels and to think, this was going to be an early step to dozens of other great things!

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It’s no lime in a coconut

Unless that’s the cat’s name (Coconut) then we could say this is a different concoction or…catcoction?

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RIP Walter Mondale

I’m glad to see that most of the stories about the former veep’s passing focused on how he changed the role instead of the alleged trouncing he received from St. Reagan in 1984. This is what I hope he will also be remembered for the most.

Although it wasn’t completely Mondale’s idea, Carter shared this vision of giving the vice president a larger role in the executive branch. Before Mondale, the person who got the nod was often just there to “balance” the ticket, meaning the prez candidate represented one section of the country or a party faction and the veep was a token for the others. The easiest example is the 2020 Biden and Harris ticket. Biden represents the East Coast and Harris the West Coast; the generation gap (Biden = Boomers, Harris = Gen X); Whites and Blacks yet they’re both ideologically NeoLiberal shitbags, leaving the Left in the cold as always.

Before Mondale, the veep was rarely included in cabinet meetings, important decisions regarding foreign policy and often was assigned to bullshit pet projects: Pence and Quayle. Darth Cheney had his own insidious agenda so he was fine with Spurious George playing cowboy and we now know Bush the Elder was much more involved with St. Reagan’s treasonous Iran-Contra operation. For others, it was a mess. Truman had no clue what FDR was planning on the post WWII world so it led to rockier relations with the Soviet Union. LBJ was already having confrontations with JFK’s people before the assassination. The only veep who benefited from this plausible denial/intentional ignorance would be Coolidge. The incredible corruption under Harding was pretty damning and Coolidge was very lucky to have nothing to do with the Teapot Dome scandal which let him govern without difficulty.

Thanks to Mondale, the US is more prepared for a smoother transition under the Democrats but I think the Republicans will catch on eventually. When Harrison died, Tyler’s term was a waste of four years and Andrew Johnson was nothing but turbulence, hundreds of wasted opportunities to heal the country and a cynical impeachment amongst all participants. Teddy Roosevelt is the only instance I can say, the Carter-Mondale plan wasn’t needed.

I also want to bring up the painful 1984 election. Yes, St. Reagan beat him pretty soundly if you go by the outdated Electoral College. Once it’s removed and you see the percentages, you can’t say it’s a landslide, aka the myth Republicans perpetuate with their god; at best it was 60-40 by popular vote. My Logic professor said, St. Reagan was really only elected with 25% of the vote too. Given how many Americans don’t bother, he was dead right and people will go with the devil they know over the devil they don’t. Incumbents are hard to defeat as well. Even though I knew who Mondale was at 16, I really wished the Democrats went with someone who had more charisma. It wasn’t meant to be since those candidates will only run if it’s a slam dunk so the Democrats were willing to sacrifice Mondale in the hopes 1984 was the dry run for Gary Hart’s victory lap in 1988…d’oh! See the movie, The Front Runner on how this plan fell apart.

Mondale did move the needle of progress further by nominating the first woman for veep. Geraldine Ferraro was a nobody member of Congress representing Archie Bunker types and in the end, she became a liability through her husband’s construction business. Many critics said Mondale did this as a cynical Hail Mary move to his foundering campaign. They may have been correct. In his defense, if he didn’t choose someone other than a White Male Protestant, when would anyone else? The Republicans didn’t come around to nominating a woman for another 24 years and they made the same mistake, Palin was ten times the embarrassment of riches Ferraro could ever be. The dispshit from Alaska probably harmed Senator McNasty’s campaign more than his gaffe over how many houses he owned.

The election did appear to be a waste of time and a formality to give a clueless old man another four years of destroying the world with nukes. Then the debates happened. Wow! Mondale whipped his ass. St. Reagan looked bad and he didn’t have Nancy to softball him answers as all he could do is say “there you go again.” Political cartoonist Pat Oliphant illustrated it accurately by showing Mondale at his lectern with a wheelbarrow of facts while St. Reagan was walking in wearing an Uncle Sam costume and a bible in hand. It didn’t matter, the debates rarely change the outcome unless it’s Tricky Dick’s flop sweat.

Thanks Fritz. You made the job worth something more than a bucket of spit and may you be remembered fondly.

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1971: Charles Manson convicted

Vincent Bugliosi did a helluva’ job putting this shitbag and his followers away. Too bad he wasn’t around to nail OJ, the Juice could’ve been neighbors with Charlie.

However, the infatuation Americans have had with the man is bewildering to me. He wasn’t very impressive physically (some stuntmen beat him up a year before the murders), he was quite short and rather ugly. I once watched a TV interview of him in the Eighties and he didn’t make any sense, he tended ramble. There must’ve been something happening as he had a couple dozen followers hanging on his every word with several sick enough to murder those unfortunate people.

I do agree with California’s decision to abolish its death penalty which pissed off millions at the time. When it comes to people like Manson, Hitler, Kaczynski and their ilk, it’s best to leave them in a cage until they die. Over time it removes their mystique and shows the world how small they really are. Executing them has the negative effect of giving them martyrdom and mythology, see Timothy McVeigh; and if Hitler were captured, I’m confident the Allies would’ve agreed to this despite Stalin’s reservations. Yet I readily admit Manson does seem to negate my point. Until his death a few years ago, he remained a celebrity and a punchline to the end. Sure, the band Marilyn Manson and KNNC using his baby picture were being ironic but ignoring him would’ve been better so he would’ve died as a story on page six instead of a headline.

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Justice League: the Snyder do-over


Allegedly, this Snyder Cut happened via HBO Max through the fans. Who these people are, I have yet to meet one. I do readily admit to enjoying Snyder’s 300 and he did the best job possible with The Watchmen, a story that works better as a miniseries (also see Dune, LA Confidential and The Foundation Trilogy). I didn’t like his take on Superman, Batman or Wonder Woman via his two films leading to this mess. They were just weak and it’s how I would’ve done those stories when I was a teenager being heavily influenced by Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns and Uncanny X-Men.

So, is Snyder’s version better than what was released four years ago? Not by a long shot. As the saying goes, you can’t polish a turd. I will give Snyder credit for being more complete in the story since DC Fans (myself included) always knew the villain Steppenwolf was the vanguard for Darkseid, DeSaad, Kanto and Granny Goodness. They were left out of the first version. Beyond little easter eggs pointing toward a larger shared universe:

  • Eventually there would be a new Green Lantern since the previous one died in the first fight to save the Earth and the ring left to find a new champion.
  • Martian Manhunter appears a couple times.
  • Ryan Choi works at STAR Labs, he would become the Atom.

…the movie is too damn long, bringing up the other cliché, more is less. Some scenes didn’t add to the story beyond padding the running time too. Wonder Woman defeating some nihilists was a 15-minute nothing burger.

My last beef. If Snyder intended to have Justice League shown in 4 x 3, the resolution of CRT-based TVs and cheap-ass movies, did he want this to be a flop? This was DC’s attempt to compete with the Marvel tent-pole flicks which are supposed to be 16 x 9, noisy and visually overstimulating spectacles. Or was he trying to creating an overblown TV event for the Nineties. The black bars on my TV’s sides were further proof of AT&T’s incompetence at owning beloved IPs.

In the end, the typical movie goer will have no interest in this and the majority of DC fans will continue to be bummed. I’ve said it before and I’ll continue saying it, DC needs to stick to the small screen where it has succeeded in animation and the Arrowverse. They should stop pissing away the budgets of mid-sized cities to make Razzie contenders.

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RIP Felix Silla

One would rarely recognize the actor in public, but we all know the characters he played the years thanks to his diminutive height. In the Sixties, he was Cousin Itt on The Addams Family and the child ape who spotted Taylor during the funeral in Planet of the Apes, but a real kid dubbed the voice. During my childhood, he wore the robot costume to play Twiki with Mel Blanc doing the goofy voice. He also played in Ewok in Return of the Jedi.

Beyond those things I instantly knew, Felix was often typecast as an alien or something else involving his stature. He did get a few breaks to just have a role in which it didn’t matter: The Sting II, Ghostbusters II and a voice for the animated version of The Lord of the Rings.

Thanks for all your work Felix. It does suck that Hollywood did typecast you but I bet there’s one person who really appreciates your paving the way for them…Peter Dinklage.

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Generational stereotypes of the past

As you can see, friction between the young and older people is as old as History itself but the cartoon is a funny take even if it’s inaccurate. Knocking people’s codpieces while wearing those funky shoes that can be several times the length of one’s feet might have happened. When it came to the shoes, laws were passed limiting how far the wearer could go. I figured Physics solved it. Lastly, you be asking, what the heck is ∂ is from the second panel. It’s a alternate/old way of “spelling” the sound we English speakers make for th in words such as “that,” “this” or “other.”

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It’s true, smoking does stunt your growth

I guess Patkowski took the job with the Polish cabinet after not landing the lead role in Home Alone 5.

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Cool bridge for my D&D game

The back of the package is better to show off on what’s inside! Oddly, they didn’t include a troll with three goats. I cannot wait to deploy this in my game because there’s at least one really awesome long-term campaign Paizo designed with a fight on a bridge for the players to get through.

When this gets used, count on me provided photos of the action with all the minis, etc.

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Design failure, April 2021 edition

I’m sure the struggle to make a creative logo ended with the best of intentions having tried to make many myself. However, this was one of the few times I would’ve listened to a focus group or run it by a dozen strangers before moving forward and getting snickers.

On the upside, it’s good to see another former Pizza Hut getting repurposed.

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Alternate paint job for the Y-Wing

In the pretty X-Wing miniatures game, the neutral Scum & Villainy faction fly fighters similar to what the Rebellion has, namely Y-Wings and Z-95 Headhunters but they get different paint jobs. With the first edition of the game, the set only came with one Y-Wing with red highlights. The second edition revamped them with two Y-Wings with this bitchin’ black and very visible astromech droid. The third vessel is a small freighter smugglers or couriers utilize. How I want to make a bomber squadron of these dudes and call them something really killer other than Black Squadron. Black Squadron is Darth Vader’s personal squadron of TIE fighters who are often treated as disposable by the flippant Sith Lord. No fear, these special Y-Wings will be employed by the Rebellion even though I won’t get to employ a Scum advantage called Unhinged Astromech, it lets the pilot do a 90° turn without stress. Sadly, the first Star Wars movie did establish my well-loved fighter-bomber isn’t an agile vessel. I’m figuring it’s more akin to America’s contemporary A-10 Warthog.

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Twenty-two years at Apple

It won’t be long before my employment at Apple exceeds the duration between my birth and graduating from university, the latter action saying I’m no longer a probationary adult. Like last year, it’s a bit of a pisser thanks to CV-19 remaining the elephant in the room ruining any fun or celebrations. In the recent past, I think I would take the day off to reflect but I can’t remember when it stopped.

No point though. Two cooler things are on the horizon. The Apple stock I was promised via the Orange Foolius tax cuts for the One Percent and Vegas with Jennifer.

Let’s see if I make it to 23 years without dying from CV-22.

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Back to normal completely!

With shot number two earlier this week, I could follow through on the second part I wanted to do…cut my hair back to what I normally look like. It had about 13 months and the place I used to go to jacked up their price by four smackers in a year. I’m glad I had a good amount to cut off given what I paid. I also had some trepidation going in too. Most of the men were getting the trendy, moron cut I often see around Austin; their heads are shaved down to a buzz-cut with a tuft on the top. Reminds me of how lame people looked in the early Twentieth Century minus the goop Hitler, St. Reagan and Shemp Howard put in to make it oily.

I sent Jennifer a picture while she’s in Padre. I didn’t get dumped so I made the right move. Now I no longer resemble a Nineteenth Century Marxist, I’m back to scaring MAGAts and Republicans being resembling a modern-day Marxist!

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So far the Snyder Cut is rather weird

Jennifer split for Padre to have a long weekend with her mom, daughter and friend so I decided to use the time to finally watch the long awaited Snyder Cut of the terrible Justice League. Hmm. I wasn’t expecting this cameo from Russell Crowe as Jor El.

Seriously though. This movie was sooo long, I stopped at what appeared to be a half-way point to catch my breath, eat something and go to bed (later tonight). I’ll write a review later if this vision Snyder had doesn’t exhaust me tomorrow. Jennifer should be glad I spared her from it, way too many references to explain and I highly doubt this could hold her attention.

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RIP James Hampton

James was a Brian Dennehy character actor. You recognize his face. You remember him being in a couple movies and/or TV shows yet you can’t name the poor guy. And maybe that was just fine with James because he had quite the resume on imdb.com alongside being in stuff I loved.

The earliest thing I could recall him in would be the bugler for F Troop giving the leads Forrest Tucker and Larry Storch grief. Then he was Burt Reynolds’ sidekick in one of Burt’s few solid flicks, The Longest Yard. He was Michael J. Fox’s dad in Teen Wolf and the head of the mental facility caring for Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade. Those are the major roles I recalled immediately and loved. He was such a credible everyman who did it without eating the scenery.

Obviously he did numerous other roles throughout the decades such as military officers (The Cat from Outer Space), con artists (The Rockford Files) or Southern sheriffs (The Dukes of Hazzard). The list goes on.

Thank you for everything James! You were in so many things during my childhood and it was great to have you as a fixture in it.

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