Join Starfleet! It’s not just an adventure…it’s a job!

I know this is just a set worker cleaning the bridge but it reminded me of a rare, funny SNL fake ad mocking the US Navy’s campaign to get people to join with their new catchphrase, it’s not just a job…it’s an adventure. I was shocked to find it easily on YouTube:

Given America’s growing dependence on contractors, I don’t think sailors peel potatoes, clean toilets, swab the decks or chip barnacles off the hull anymore. Still, SNL poking fun and pointing out the monotony enlisted people endure was a good counter to the upcoming militarism St. Reagan would promote.

Meanwhile, I want to circle back to Star Trek. The new cartoon Lower Decks by the Rick and Morty people is amusing yet those characters are officers and academy graduates. The enlisted crew members continue to be ignored because I’m certain Starfleet Academy officers are the same candy-asses Westpoint, Annapolis and Colorado Springs crank out. So there have to be either robots or enlisted people doing the mundane chores. When will they get their show Paramount+? I suggest you have a character based on my right-wing cousin who served for 12 years and talks as if he were a SEAL yet he was just a mechanic. This comic-relief deckhand would be a lowly, competent tech who tells bullshit tales about fighting the Borg while we all know he wet his uniform.

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RIP Jessica Walter

So sad to see Jessica go. Although many remember her best as the mean-ass matriarch from Arrested Development, she will always be the crazy, racist head of ISIS (Archer) and decades earlier, the obsessed fan in Play Misty for Me. Good thing she didn’t get typecast after trying to kill Clint Eastwood in the latter. With the former, the spy parody wasn’t her first time voice acting, Jessica had worked on a Land Before Time movie, The Pirates of Darkwater and a little cult fave called Dinosaurs, she was the mom (Fran). When I get around to re-watching Babylon 5, I need to pay more attention to her role as a senator probably lecturing Commander Sinclair. Oddly, Jessica never appeared on the numerous Star Trek franchises. Another movie I love and gotta’ re-watch, probably to torment Jennifer is The Flamingo Kid, the fictional bio of sitcom legend Gary Marshall.

She had a helluva’ career. Lead, support, star in an ongoing series, one-time guest, ensemble, soap opera, sitcom, drama, thriller, procedural, prestige flick, after-school special and even crap (an Eighties Twitter feed plugged the anniversary of Going Ape! being released, a post-Taxi vehicle for Danny DeVito and Tony Danza). Several times on The Love Boat covers multiple categories I just listed. I wonder why Jessica skipped Fantasy Island, both Saturday-night hits probably had the same casting directors.

Thank you Jessica for your incredible body of work! You definitely perfected the stereotype of WASPs I have in my mind. I hope many current and future actresses follow your example so they too can continue to work, I agree with the criticism of Hollywood’s unhealthy obsession with false youth.

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KMAG played its two point five millionth song

I forgot to even watch for this because so much other crap is going down and let’s face it, I’m jumpy about getting the second shot of Moderna. The stream hit the 2.5 million milestone but it didn’t go with anything from the Top 35 Rotation. I believe it’s a song by a band I saw years ago in Austin and they opened for the fourth time I saw Adam Ant whose upcoming show is postponed to whenever.

“Thank You” by The Redwalls

…and no, it’s not a cover of Led Zeppelin’s song.

As I look over the last time I wrote such a story, four years ago, that poor Mini didn’t survive to make it three million let alone this. Well, I sure hope this Mini makes it to four million. I’m running out of options for running MacOS 10.6 Server, the last good version QTSS gear heads like me.

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2001: Mac OS X available

The great leap forward for the PowerPC-based Mac finally happened and it wasn’t smooth nor painless. Many critics called it a paid-public beta; a very old accusation of every OS or application. All the powers-that-be at Apple knew this too so it probably explains why Classic (Mac OS 9.2.x) was incorporated. Many might see this as a cynical move to cover up the OS not really being ready for prime time. I disagree, I think it was a great move to help the customer base ease into the changes. All too often, a new standard will get implemented and pow! You have to jump into it completely or stay behind, no in-between! Like it or lump it! It’s how the transition from Windows 3.1 to 95 was. So if there was a critical piece of software you need for your livelihood? Tough! You had to choose.

Apple had split the difference before when the first PowerPCs rolled out. They ran the same OS as the 68K-based Macs. However, Systems 7-9 just didn’t make the PowerPC processor kick ass as promised. Speed and reliability would happen when the original System 8 (aka Coupland) hit the market. Sadly, it became the Chinese Democracy of the industry…delayed again and again until I think a Duke Nukem sequel took the record.

As 1996 was drawing to a close, Apple had to rip the bandage off and give up on Coupland. This meant starting all over (unlikely) or acquiring somebody else’s software. Either choice was difficult since Apple was in a precarious situation. One more major blunder and a rival corporation would devour Apple; going out of business was a myth due to all the intellectual property Apple owned/created. I was with PowerComputing then and everyone there was cheering for BeOS from Gassé’s company. I witnessed some people running BeOS on their PowerWaves but I didn’t see the point, it didn’t run any practical apps so it was a car without wheels. Then Apple announced it was acquiring NeXT, Steve Jobs’ company. Allegedly, Gassé wanted too much money and Jobs’ deal included all of NeXT (software, employees, IP). One co-worker said, “Apple decided to buy something at a garage sale instead of a real product.” He wasn’t alone, the SCLM thought Jobs’ return meant Apple’s demise was eminent.

For the following five years, the NeXT and Apple people worked vigorously together in making this OS work on PowerPCs since it already operated on Intel for a decade (hint about the future). Previews of what was to come appeared in a server version around late 1998 but it wasn’t Apple enough in its interface. It did a good job being a hub for Macs running Systems 8.5 thru 9.2. By 2000 Mac OS X looked pretty good. The colors, familiar locations for menu items, same icons, etc.

It rolled out on this day. People bought it. Kicked the proverbial tires. Many went back to System 9 saying it was far from ready. By Fall 10.1 appeared and it was free. This appeased many. Seeing the OS from both sides (working support and being a user), there was a steep learning curve. I even took a Unix 101 course via ACC to get a better understanding what was happening beneath the GUI, a new frontier for Macs; old news for the Apple II SuperDOS crowd. Every iteration smoothed things out and by 10.4, Classic wasn’t going to continue as Jobs introduced Intel-based Macs. I was ready to give up the ghost at 10.3 since 90% of what I liked to use made the jump.

My personal favorite was 10.6 yet I have a huge bias. I was heavily involved in helping out my co-workers preparing for what became the last true server version. It inspired me to run more than just file sharing and QTSS at home too since the calendar, contact and group weblog features were pretty bitchin’. We bought a new Mac Mini and it did a killer job organizing the household for at least four years. I felt having a proof of concept helped convince customers to buy it, how to think about supporting it and made me more comfortable figuring out their difficulties.

Twenty years later, Mac OS X continues to evolve. Now it’s macOS and after 16 versions with dozens of modifications, it’s number is now 11 not X and Intel is being replaced for M1 processors to bring more seamlessness with iOS devices. Once again Classic lives on through Rosetta 2 to help everybody’s expensive software (Photoshop is a common one you hear about) catch up with the pending OS changes. My favorite element is how the general look and operation has remained pretty solid ever since I first used a Mac in the Fall of 1988 with System 6. I honestly can’t say that about Windows 10 which is puzzling after being accustomed to 3 thru XP/ME’s layout.

I do wonder what the next ten, 20 or 30 years hold for all GUIs. If we aren’t killed off by the planet being uninhabitable is becoming my bigger concern.

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Ocean View food truck invades Austin, again!

Tempting but lobster is a temperamental thing with my stomach. I can imagine that this truck serves the meat on bread and covered in butter. If I’m wrong, please let me know what a lobster roll really is.

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Van Halen-themed hotel

Spotted this off Rainey Street but remembered to take a picture. Not exactly sure what the builders were thinking unless they were huge Van Halen fans. I can only imagine the construction workers laying down giant rolls of tape on the white facade followed by another crew spray painting it red and then concluding with the tape removal. Meanwhile, the supervisor yelled “woo!” every few minutes to maintain the spirit of the thing.

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Anatomy book out of context!

The caption says, “Muscles make the body move,” if I’m being chased by some horror from an HP Lovecraft story, you can imagine how quickly I can run!

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Cat play dates

In preparation for what we hope is the future, I brought my more gregarious cat Agamemnon over to Jennifer’s place to meet the gang (Nubby, Vegas, Morpheus, Orion, Totoro and Roxy). It went pretty well given that in the past, I remember how Molly immediately began chasing Wicca around the apartment to beat her ass. The weekend hasn’t been 100-percent smooth. There’s been some hissing, growling and a few swipes taken by everyone, they wouldn’t be cats if they didn’t.

Within a day, Aggie was more relaxed and went to being his usual self…a lap cat demanding attention and butt scratches. He even slept on the bed while avoiding Vegas and Nubby. I think he also enjoyed the view from Jennifer’s windows because she lives on the second floor.

He’s coming home tomorrow to resume his duties of being my co-worker cat with Isis; for her, I think she enjoyed the solitude and not being obligated to wrestle several times per day with Aggie. I’m hoping he and the others will get more comfortable with each other’s presence. Next goal is them playing together. My young kitty wants to play and I think Roxy and Totoro are asking for the same.

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Tiresome meme turns 10

This proves a theory that I had but never bothered to share because I’m confident everybody thought it too. The people from the original photo were actors/actresses hired to do a series of shots for clip art. Ergo, it probably wasn’t very hard to find the trio and do a ten-years-later picture. When the meme first started, it was OK. Now it’s usage is meh and a sign of hacky attempts at humor. But Evil MoPac gets a pass.

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What I plan to watch this weekend on HBO Max…

But seriously, I’m not a fan of Zack Snyder’s superhero work or his lame-ass Dawn of the Dead remake. I did watch 300 in the last year or so, it held up. Falcon and the Winter Soldier and For All Mankind are bigger priorities this weekend. This Justice League appears to be a slog. Four hours is how long this edit is supposed to be. Even my attention span will be tried! I will have to save this for when Jennifer has her long weekend trip to Padre. Making her sit this could end our relationship.

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What all cats should be subjected to

How we love them but there are days when they really need a taste of their own medicine, especially on those mornings when we’re awakened by the Eye of Sauron!

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Virtual SXSW underway

Last year it was cancelled (hooray!). This year they found a way to rip people off by making them pay probably outrageous amounts to “attend” via streaming and/or disappointing Zoom conferences. There’s a sucker born every minute, especially into believing these are more egalitarian systems.

I for one approve of this since it prevents my adopted home from being despoiled by the annual invasion of assholes from “the Industry.” Evil MoPac said it best, “Airlines are reporting a 98.7% drop from 2019 in bearded people trying to stuff guitars into overhead bins on Austin flights.” The only downside, the Sparks documentary directed by Edgar Wright was being shown. Then again, I remember how SXSW isn’t for local taxpayers, only the visiting assholes so I wouldn’t get to see it anyway. I know this because they pulled the same crap when debuting Jordan Peele’s Us.

Honestly, if SXSW just rolled over and died, I wouldn’t be very sad. Much like San Diego Comic Con, Lolapalooza and other well-intended fan gatherings, Corporations took over, transformed this into a tradeshow for their caste to have vacations at. Yes, yes, there’s the argument about the Austin economy but 2020 showed the vulnerability of depending on tourism too much. Given how much the local and state government pissed away for Tesla to “create” shit jobs, whatever SXSW brought in doesn’t matter anymore. The long-term and wisest decision is to make the general population has consistent employment, not fickle, prone to disaster service work.

Next year, the annual asshole invasion will return. All I can hope for is Waterloo Records having some acts I want to see.

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RIP Yaphet Kotto

Another actor I thought was already passed away, whoops! Still, I’m saddened to see him depart because he was pretty cool. For me he was a great villain (Mr. Big) in Roger Moore’s debut as James Bond in Live and Let Die. Yaphet’s character had one of the more interesting deaths too. Then a few years later, he was Parker, the cynical but doomed engineer-hero in Alien who gave his life trying to rescue Ripley and Lambert. According to The AV Club, he turned down Lando Calrissian which went to Billy Dee Williams and Captain Picard. His reason? He didn’t want to be typecast as a “space guy.” It was probably the right choice for him since Yaphet was a dramatic heavyweight.

Thanks for everything Mr. Kotto. I know you weren’t big on my favorite genres yet you didn’t phone it in, you brought your A game which led to memorable performances!

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Et tu crouton?

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Another little nod to immortality

Last night I stumbled upon this on the way to our seats. How cool to be listed as someone who has stood by my Stars for a decade without interrupting the streak. Even better, my whole name is listed on the same line unlike a few others. No luck for Jeremy but he reminded me that he dropped out after the eighth or ninth to move to the Netherlands.

Let’s see if I make it to a 15 or 20-year wall!

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