May 2020 be the end of Reaganism and Rand’s rantings

I also wanted to post this because I have a friend whose daughter was assigned The Fountainhead at her school for English class. Like any thinking person who isn’t a greedy sociopath named Mark Cuban or Rand Paul, my reaction was “What? Doesn’t she go to a parochial school? Besides being a terrible writer and an intellectual midget who will never be a legitimate philosopher, Ayn Rand wasn’t fond of Catholicism or any religion promoting charity or compassion for the less fortunate.” Seems my friend had the same objection but was told by the teacher that the school examines it to inoculate  future Randy Girls or Randroids. Examines = pointing out how Rand’s selfishness has bad consequences. Fear not, mainstream Catholicism doesn’t promote ‘collective’ action neither since it shares the Republicans’ irrational fear of Socialism and Marxist writings. I think the school is trying to show how civilization(s) requires people working together, compromising and how were stronger as a whole. Trust me. Michael Jordan didn’t win championships until he stopped being a ball hog and worked with his teammates since scoring 40 points on his own still resulted into the Bulls losing by 10-20.

The current vaccines to resolve CV-19 weren’t developed by an intrepid rapist with an uncompromising vision (a typical Rand hero) but by teams of scientists, lab techs, admins, all both private and public employees who care about our safety. Trickle-down didn’t make the vaccines happen neither. More like the opposite because vaccines and routine things (mumps, measles, polio, etc)  are not profitable enough for Big Pharma in the West to develop like boner pills for old men with trophy wives.

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My first attempt at digitizing vinyl worked out

I think Jennifer’s main gift went over well. It’s too soon to tell but I’m confident the middle present (in cost) was a success: Blue October’s latest release on two green vinyl disks. Why green not blue? No clue. As for why Jennifer wanted a vinyl copy when she streams via Amazon most of the time? I’m guessing it’s for the same reasons I buy vinyl records, to get a really good-sized autograph from the artists to show off. As much as I prefer buying CDs, their 12 cm booklets don’t have a lot of room. Trust me, I love my autographed vinyl copy of Matthew Sweet’s Girlfriend or Weird Al’s Mandatory Fun.

Within a day, I tested her turntable’s ability to digitize the Blue October records. Her turntable is a Crosley T200A from Target. I went to Waterloo Records first but anything capable of conversion was sold out; restocks won’t be arriving until February. They wouldn’t accept a deposit from me neither.

Meanwhile, the Crosley will be exchanged soon. The online store sent the model without BlueTooth capability, the T200. Good thing I kept the e-mail receipt because I was certain I did order the right one, I did. The BlueTooth was mandatory so Jennifer could listen to her records play through the wireless speaker she got from her mom.

Since Jennifer’s Crosley still included the USB cable to plug into my MacBook Pro (soon to be the mixing legacy portable), the digitizing commenced! The port into the turntable is the exact same USB you see with printers, scanners and other low-throughput hardware (USB-B). The port to my computer was thankfully USB-A despite Apple trying to make everyone go to C. Lastly, I knew the cable meant business since it had an EMI choke built into it. You only see those with old CRT-based monitors and scanners. Not sure why they’re needed with the latter. Crosley’s manual recommended Audacity as the recording software solution. My friend Kathy who’s a DJ (club, not radio) said Garage Band and Logic can do this too. Makes sense, the input of a record player is an “instrument.” José told me Amadeus II had this capability. I totally spaced on that! I often use Amadeus to do audio captures from streaming services to get fun soundbites.

The recording part was easy after a couple initial failures, aka, I had to read Audacity’s manual to ensure the software knew which inputs from the computer to convert. Each album side was then saved as an Audacity project file. The time taken equals how long it takes for the music to play. Editing was where more trial and error came into play. Digitizing picks up everything, namely the part I hate about vinyl: hissing, static and other annoying noises CDs/MP3s eliminated. Hipsters and vinyl aficionados call it “warmth.” I call it a nuisance and it’s why CDs were developed. Back to the manual. Much like refining one’s word usage in a Google search, I found what the publisher called the problem and its corresponding solution. I had to give Audacity a sample of at least a second’s worth of the noise level to convert into a Noise Profile. Thankfully I had eight seconds for it comprehend…and Holy crap! It worked! I was so relieved. Before the Noise Profile scrubbed over 90% of what I didn’t want to hear (you can’t eliminate it all), I had feared this turntable was an enormous mistake. Matters got better. The Noise Profile was applicable to all four project files!

Next came breaking up the projects into individual tracks to export into MP3s. I had to look at the album’s details in iTunes (now Apple Music) for durations. The liner notes provided the metadata I wanted to incorporate per MP3: song title, duration, track number, album name and composers. Damned iTunes ignored the majority of what I painstakingly entered. I need to see if other MP3 players see what I did and/or do I need find another method/format.

Overall, not a bad first try. I’m going to cajole Jennifer into listening to my handiwork to make sure it wasn’t a waste of time, effort, money, etc.

Next up, something I own I need converted with my Toshiba TY-LP100 I acquired through credit card points. This will require an RCA-to-USB converter first. My turntable’s USB and BlueTooth capabilities are for those sources to play through the hardware’s speakers. LAME! Who the hell would do this?

No wait, I will be digitizing a Tool album from a young man who had Millenialsplained vinyl to me after Jennifer unwrapped the gift. Then I can do the easy exchange via Target or Waterloo will come to the rescue!

If you have anything you want converted, drop me a line.

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My main gifts from Jennifer

Pretty spiffy! One of the nicest shirts I’ve ever received and I can dress up in style like Joe Bob Briggs! However, I cannot be but a tad worried that Jennifer is trying to countrify me. I am a Yankee to the end; Midwestern Branch, we come in different regional types.

The boots are the coolest because I remember my dad’s pair. Being a kid, his were pretty large so wearing his was like being a midget to me or Iron Man’s gear. It’s going to take a while to break them in. I have friends who are legit Texans who can give the skinny since I had enough Millenialsplaining from an under 30 person telling me how vinyl worked.

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The 12 days of drinking begins

We’ve all seen and heard of the booze-based advent calendars. Here’s one for the 12 Days of Christmas per the song. Contrary to the McKenzie Brothers’ deductions, I learned through an NPR DJ that these 12 days begin today (12/26 or Boxing Day) and runs until January 6th (Epiphany or Three Kings Day). The math did prove it.

Originally Jennifer wanted to get an advent one with either a beer or whisky of the day. We both found out the hard way, you need to pounce on them much earlier than the first week of December. Next year we’ll be on the looking starting Halloween. Meanwhile I found this set up at the nearby Aldi. What is it exactly? Tiny bottles of Irish creams mixed in what the box says is wine. Ugh. Dairy rarely ends well with alcohol or fish, but, any port in a storm. We shared the first one. I’ve consumed worse things: Old Style, Pabst in a can, wine coolers and avocados.  The second bottle is chilling the fridge. 

Definitely trying harder on the advent calendar stuff.

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Christmas 2020 was relatively peaceful today

Although I’m really enjoying divorced life more and more every day, one thing I miss are the combined incomes which let me take this day off, watch a movie at Alamo Drafthouse before joining up with my former spouse to have dinner. If I did work, the lion’s share of what I made was gravy toward a nice luxury or an upcoming vacation. Last year was the beginning of “work this day” or “shit’s going to be even tighter.” Xmas 2020 is no different and to bludgeon the obvious…it’s a horrible year on numerous levels, might as well work.

With it being a holiday throughout the majority of the world, I joined the skeleton crew in answering calls. It was pretty mellow despite getting held over several hours past quitting time; I had a person with a major, time-consuming emergency.

Now for a nice, carefree weekend, hoping Jennifer really likes what I bought her. I’m not worried about what she gives me. Jennifer is full of surprises.

Hope you all out there get great, thoughtful stuff.

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To remind KKKristians regarding the season

They’re the first to whine and bitch about the secularism that isn’t really happening since even I am fine with Merry Christmas. I do throw in the New Year. With people I know, I add Festivus, Solstice, Hanukkah and Kwanza. The latter might be “made up” yet I think it brings up some thought-provoking concepts.

Anyway, KKKristians need to be reminded how their mythical savior spouted out things more reminiscent of Karl Marx and Buddha than Joel Osteen and Ayn Rand.

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A lump of crap from the GOP & Brunch Democrats

Just in time for the holidays. Get ready for the next four years of President Foot-in-Mouth failing to do crap. How quickly the apologists forget their “savior” is an austerity fanatic which will play well with the GOP and Brunch Democrats. When that withered crone Pelosi said $600 was enough, she reminded me of how clueless my grandparents could be in the Eighties when they’d give you five bucks to see a movie with popcorn and still expect to get change back.

It’s time for new and younger leadership, especially while these assholes are now getting vaccinated before the people who truly need it, namely how my girlfriend, a nurse, got bumped back in queue for pricks like our hoaxer Lt. Governor.

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Designated sane for the holidays and days are getting longer!

I recently got off the phone with my therapist for the year and she has declared me A-OK for the next couple weeks, phew! I wasn’t really worried. Despite how much 2020 sucks for everyone, suffering from anxiety already had me geared for success. We’re also past the “shortest” day of the year which is pretty mild compared to my friend in Europe. I thought it sucked big time with sunset being 5:30 PM in Austin. In the Amsterdam area, it’s around  an hour earlier. I have no recollection of how early it was in North Dakota, my memory has shut out much that hellhole’s climate beyond the horrible temperatures.

It can be pretty rough for others given the burst in suicide activity. If you’re feeling pretty horrible and can’t stand it, please get help.

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Why I stopped having a Christmas Tree

In the past when the Maggi Republic existed, there was a plastic one but it doesn’t matter to felines, they have to climb it. After coming home from work, only to find it on the floor half the time…well, that was the end. I do recall one evening waking up from my television-induced nap by Nemo “cursing.” He was stuck on a mid-level branch. With Isis and Agamemnon, I have no clue yet I’m not going to chance it with the latter cat, he just have mischief written all over his cute face.

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Not a spoiler re: The Mandalorian, just a fact

Friday’s finale for season two was the only good thing to come of Disney trying to own everything and get their $4 billion back from Lucas. Well that and Abrams’ general body of work is crap and overrated.

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Favorite fiction v. Philosophy

How about some examples?

In the fiction department I would go with Alan Dean Foster, Octavia Butler, Michael Moorcock, Douglas Coupland and James Ellroy (he would be a bumpy journey).

In the latter? There is fiction: Frank Herbert (Dune has numerous boring zones), Larry Niven (his propensity for old farts boning younger women), Terry McMillan (crap fiction isn’t a monopoly held by White men) and Diane Carey (the person responsible for creating the Piper trope which ruins all of Star Trek). Philosophy: David Hume, Plato (the patron saint of dictators) and Friedrich Nietzsche (the patron saint of Ayn Rand and other narcissists).

At least I still enjoy reading, especially after I was fired from GDW because it no longer felt as if I was working and I didn’t need to hunt down errors.

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Our current…eternal struggle as 2020 ends

Let’s hope that 2020 wins for a change on this contest based upon a really stupid Stallone movie from the Eighties.

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Can’t get more Eighties than this

I will give Mrs. Lauper credit her outfit not being an eyesore like Mr. Herman’s.

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1985: The Sparks Steakhouse hit

Paul Castellano’s assassination was the first out-in-the-open Mafia hit in years. News of this didn’t reach the masses until the following morning because it was such a weird event. Murders like this were the stuff of those unrealistic, overdramatic, bullshit Godfather flicks. You can bet David Letterman latched on to it and make jokes ad nauseum for the next two weeks. The other unusual element…everybody knew who ordered the hit, John Gotti. As always, the FBI and NYPD couldn’t prove his involvement. Gotti was pretty skilled at having an airtight alibi and/or witnesses to prove his whereabouts. But only utter morons would believe the explanations. Eventually, somebody came forward when Gotti was on trial in 1992 and proved collusion; Gotti was near the restaurant so when Castellano showed up, the shooters were ordered to make their move by walkie talkie.

I’m guessing Gotti had to risk a public murder since Castellano was the head of the Gambino Family. Castellano would have much more security in private settings and/or Gotti couldn’t convince anyone close to his superior to change sides. I also thought the assassination happened due to Gotti’s ambitions. According to the History Channel, Castellano was planning to eliminate Gotti for disobeying an order on distributing drugs, namely heroin. The FBI had been ramping up its efforts to convict the Five Families’ leaders and Castellano felt the drug trade would aid the government’s case for it was the “Just Say No” days. At least Hollywood did get one thing right, Gotti had to kill Castellano or else he’d be found dead in the East River in 1986.

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Holiday greetings from the South Pole!

Oddly, when I sent those guys at the Antarctica Research Center, their card never arrived according to USPS. Maybe I’ll have better luck next year.

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