I’ve made it around the Sun 52 times

If it weren’t for Jennifer, great friends, great cats, my fun hobbies, my personal stream, my Macs and Austin (none in any particular order), the pandemic would’ve made this the worst birthday since 1985. Speaking of its 35th anniversary, I’ll bore you on why it’s the winner for sucking. It was the day we left Tampa to return to the dreary, boring “city” of Bloomington-Normal where I’d have to accept being enrolled with my sixth high school which would also be a Catholic prison. The day was tense, the drive back was tense, it felt like a humiliating defeat. I’m confident we had worn out our welcome at Uncle Chief’s because my mother isn’t always polite and I was a teenager, not exactly the most self-aware type to acknowledge when he’s being rude. The biggest sting of it all? Mom told me to keep my yap shut about it being my birthday (I turned 17) for she feared I could utilize the fact to garner pity or sympathy from my Tampa-based relatives.

However, despite the Pandemic, I am much happier. I got to choose where I wanted to live (finally). I lucked out on choosing Apple as my employer when many casted their doubts on the corporation’s viability in the Windows-dominated days. I am even doing way better than last year, when my 16-year marriage was crumbling right before my eyes. Well, I figure we were just going through another rough patch.

What is store for today? I only managed to get half of the day off; I didn’t have enough vacation time; this eliminates anything fun until work is over. I will kick off the morning with a blood draw at the Wellness Center, see how my LDL, blah blah levels are. Plus I give those results to my anxiety doctor. Then there’s a big gap of several hours to kill which I hope to spend at the comic-book store. Close up with a visit to review matters with my anxiety doctor! If it’s good news, we won’t meet again for six-to-eight weeks. After work, Jennifer will be having dinner together at a favorite chain, Maggiano’s. I know it’s not genuine Italian food but they do a pretty impressive chicken parmigiana. In closing, I have a really sweet surprise I’m not allowed to discuss until the main participant says it’s OK. Oh yeah, and I am supposed to receive a well-made Crow T Robot puppet.

Thanks for all your nice birthday wishes in advance.

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Warning sign of Idiocracy happening: July 2020 edition

The world’s most disgusting shoes have teamed up with the unhealthiest chicken known to humanity. I really hope they don’t come with drumsticks attached because you combine that smell with the dirty feet many people have, especially children…it makes me want to hurl all over my computer.

I do expect at least one Trumpkin to be spotted sporting these abominations to footwear.

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Bugs Bunny is 80!

The Wascally Wabbit celebrates his birthday and a decent milestone plus with the debut of HBO Max, Bugs will be starring in new cartoons on the streaming service. Mickey Mouse might be the more famous icon representing America for better or worse, but I think Bugs covers the wittier, more satirical, clever America since there are huge differences in their adventures and audiences. He will continue to be my animal totem through the Pandemic and as long as we live through The Stupid Ages. Congrats Bugs, you look great at 80.

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RIP John Saxon (neé Carmine Orrico)

My generation knows him mainly for being B-Movie royalty in such hits as Nightmare on Elm Street, Black Christmas and Battle Beyond Stars. But John was much, much more than that. He originally started out in more mainstream movies in the Fifties with Debbie Reynolds and then on to Westerns/WWII stuff with Marlon Brando, Clint Eastwood and Robert Redford.

He’ll live forever with having a role in Bruce Lee’s epic Kung Fu flick Enter the Dragon, a part he earned thanks to his black belt in karate.

John was somebody willing to work and wanted to play so many roles, which he did. The man has over 200 credits to his career. Being bi-lingual in Italian, he even got work in Europe doing those Seventies Horror movies usually called giallo.

Thanks for everything John/Carmine! Seeing your face in a movie told the audience, hey, no matter what else is happening, you’re going to see a quality performance from at least actor in this Roger Corman schlock!

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Austin 2020 summed up via these roles…

…played by Austin’s own (sadly) Matthew McConaughey. Graphic courtesy of Evil MoPac. Click to enlarge. Alright alright alright.

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Movie 43

Forty-three is an updated version of The Kentucky Fried Movie which are both a collection of unrelated comedic skits/premises. In 43‘s case, it’s all strung together as a crazy person’s movie pitch. Are they funny? Given that most were written by or produce by a Farrelly Brother, it’s a matter of opinion and (bad) taste. For me the majority were pretty clever: Superheroes on speed dating; a blind date transformed into an outrageous game of Truth or Dare; or NYC’s most eligible bachelor having testicles on his neck. The best one involves Chris Pratt trying to honor his fiancée’s disgusting request which would’ve made Danny Thomas proud.

If you’ve got 90 minutes to kill and enjoy tepid, uneven sketches like SNL, this is up your alley. Everybody else, should the bit begin to bore you after a couple minutes, fast forward to the next is my recommendation.

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Seattle’s new NHL® team has a great name!

Seattle being added to the NHL was always a smart choice. It’s south of Vancouver, north of Portland and in the last several decades it has grown to be a city which could handle a franchise. Although it’s not freezing cold like the Midwest, Northeast or Rockies, hockey is the region’s DNA. A team from there won the Stanley Cup over a century ago (the Seattle Metropolitans) and it has been the home of the WHL’s Thunderbirds.

I’m more proud of their choice in a cool and fitting name for the team. The Kraken which ties into the city’s maritime History. Not like the place has a reputation for mythical Greek sea monsters but it is a nautical reference and will make a cool mascot. It will definitely stand the test of durability unlike the Toronto Raptors (yes, dinosaurs like the villains of Jurassic Park roam Ontario), Anaheim Ducks (not the bird I associate with Mauschwitz) and Las Vegas Golden Knights (lame).

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Just needs LEGO® Mr. Hanky®

Oddly, the bowl’s occupant is a brown three.

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Spotted in Bastrop?

The Environmentalist in me is glad to know those horrible yard signs are being recycled into something for a second use. There’s always a chance this lady’s “solution” will be the new fashion when we’re living in the Mad Max era.

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Turns out I have my annual sinus infection

The fact that Jennifer is a nurse is a happy side effect in our dating, I didn’t seek out someone with said profession. When I gave her a better description of my symptoms Jennifer concluded what I forgot to think of…again, sinus infection due to my phlegm color. I have a suspicion about AC systems being to blame for me. They’re within-specification flaws or there’s some particle or whatever. My point is, the air isn’t pure enough and I my sinuses get infected. I don’t smoke or vape or snort anything, so why do my sinuses get screwed up once/twice a year?

What I hate in America is the requirement to see a doctor to get the antibiotics I know are the cure. In other nations (e.g. Spain), you tell the pharmacist and boom, there you get the stuff you need. Maybe I should go to Mexico and just stock up on azithromycin every time I feel a butter knife in my brow; it’s another painful symptom.

Then on to my next crisis, tackling the high blood pressure I’ve been living with ever since the tennis incident in June. As I’ve bored you all with before, I usually hit the hyper tension stages yet never needed medication until lately; lisinopril is what they gave me. It allegedly widens your veins and arteries to get more blood pumping through. Personally, I think I’m having crappy results due to the pandemic, no gym to go to in the morning and all my stress from trying to figure out how I’m going to pay for the new roof without living on toothpaste sandwiches. Tom’s of Main costs a bit more, but it’s worth it.

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RIP Grant Imahara

A belated farewell to Grant! A person who helped push the boundaries of Science and Science Fiction! Most of us will always remember him for his contributions to Mythbusters until the network decided to cut the budget. Seems that White Trash Under Pressure has better ratings. Still, I enjoyed what he brought to the show.

Grant also worked for George Lucas’ special effects house and helped bring to life the bad trilogy which I don’t blame him for at all. A job is a job. It all looked good is one positive thing I can say about those terrible movies.

What I didn’t know was that he was a contestant on Comedy Central’s short-lived Battlebots show. I watched it but have no memory of him being on. I hope he won.

Thanks for everything you did Grant. You are one of the few who struggled to make the world a better place through your knowledge and willingness to try. Millions will miss you.

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Recovered from what felt like an elephant trampling

Been working so hard to keep my health up, is that the correct preposition or term? Either way, how about I’ve been working harder to be well in these crappy pandemic times. One thing you cannot avoid in Central Texas no matter how damned hot it gets…allergies or symptoms matching them. Constantly coughing gives some people a bit of a panic but you have to quickly explain, you’re not having a dry cough (a key symptom of CV-19) no, a nice wet and phlegm-filled one which leads to a sore throat.

Jennifer came by to help out with her special remedies, plenty of Gatorade (fluids) and peanut-butter cups, the big versions. I think she was also worried that I may have come down with CV-19 given its randomness and rapid growth throughout Texas; thanks again Texas and National GOP. You may be responsible for more dead Americans than the our enemies in WWII.

What I hate the most with allergies is how I cannot focus. My brain races all over the place, making it impossible to do just about anything (caught the typo for a change instead of after posting!). It’s a no-win situation many days. I definitely need to step up my biking as keeping my darn balance sucks up the “mental oxygen” over what else is bugging me at the moment. As I told friends, riding a bike can feel very zen or similar to meditation or yoga; there were days in 2015 in which the latter was the only thing taming my constant, soul-consuming jitters.

Other crises are over today, namely, paying the IRS. I owed again this year. Boo! I won’t have to sweat them again until next April or given my luck, in the Fall because something involving the divorce says I owe even more. Sadly, the $6K I pissed away on lawyers wasn’t deductible.

Better yet, the weekend can begin and I just veg out with Jennifer. Sounds like a much more pleasant plan while my brain recalibrate to the Monday-Friday grind.

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Holy crap! The new roof is done

The roofers pulled it off in a day! I know they were professionals but they had to tackle 2000 square feet (186 square meters) in unbearable heat; it was well over 100° F (40° C). The noise level while I was working didn’t matter too much because my cats behaved normally and they’re afraid of thunder and fireworks.

Now comes the good news and the bad news. The good? I don’t have to worry about this for around 50 years (the warranty on the materials). I may also get a break on my insurance (yeah right, the American Extortion Institution). It will raise the next appraisal on my house which I need.

The bad? How much it cost and having to finance this over ten years if I’m lucky. I do have plans to roll this into something else.

For now, I’m going to relax on getting task number three off my back.

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A doll based upon Georgetown residents

Gas-guzzling SUV sold separately.

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Today, my new roof (for my house) is being installed

A momentous day for Chez Maggi. I’m finally getting the original roof replaced. It was overdue because we all know today’s home builders just slap on something mediocre and it wasn’t meant to last more than a decade let alone the 19 years I squeezed out of this. How much a new roof is costing gives me a tinge of regret for divorcing Somara since her additional income would’ve made this less painful on the collective pocketbook. On the other hand, it should raise the value of my house the next time I get it appraised…yeah, well that’s the conventional wisdom.

My biggest concern are the workers. July isn’t the best month to be working on a roof in the open air. August and September are probably worse yet we’re starting to crack 100° F (38° C) with a heat index throwing in a few more points now. I hope they stay hydrated and wear plenty of sunscreen, SPF 100+.

Meanwhile, I need to learn how to sit down again thanks to the bill my roof is running me, over $10,000. Jennifer did bring up a bright side. This is task number three I needed to have completed on my house:

  1. Foundation shored up in the back. March 2020!
  2. New fridge. April 2020!
  3. New roof for the next 50 years. July 2020!

Unless I have a financial miracle, don’t count on number four for a long time. Maybe I will just give up and bit the bullet on moving to a new place. I did get a quote on those U-Haul pods as shown on cable TV.

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